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  • @8golong826
    @8golong826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2412

    We don't just "watch" Captain D. We binge his videos for hours and then forget about him for like a month before binging for hours again.

  • @Billary
    @Billary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4729

    That "Lazy Tutorial" scene was awesome!

    • @theuday99
      @theuday99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      it was made my captain disilliusion ?

    • @Sylfa
      @Sylfa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      I'm just sad IanHubert hasn't got that on his channel yet :D

    • @matthewhubka6350
      @matthewhubka6350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Practically how fast cgmatter tutorials move. I literally put them on 0.25 speed and still miss things

    • @FrostGiant91
      @FrostGiant91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Only watch them when:
      1. u are experienced enough
      2. u cant stand waiting until the tutor to get to the point

    • @uwirl4338
      @uwirl4338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@matthewhubka6350 It's so pathetic to see CGMatter trying so hard to make his skills learned from Blender 101 courses seem like something worthwhile to watch. I still remember when he didn't know the subdivide button was a thing.

  • @CodexEntry
    @CodexEntry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3233

    the level of effort that definitely went into the lazy tutorial scares me

    • @tedwintheslyfox9382
      @tedwintheslyfox9382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      im not sure, but i have that vibe where i want to feel powerful and all. So thats why i learn animations

    • @2009heyhow
      @2009heyhow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ian Hubert, the channel behind the lazy tutorials has done lots of different projects. it could be he is using stuff that he made before.

    • @dsakax
      @dsakax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@2009heyhow nah, cap D is also a master in Blender. Since always.

    • @2009heyhow
      @2009heyhow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Daniel Stone Listening it a second time i realize its his own voice indeed.

    • @joegie_egghead
      @joegie_egghead 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Basil, it was real at first. but you know CD, Always playing around..

  • @Wizard4k
    @Wizard4k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    This man made a whole tutorial video for a joke, the effort is mind boggling

    • @fastertove
      @fastertove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Joke? Maybe partly - I think he just got tired of all those silly UFO sightings. Humour is a great way to teach.

    • @Chiefof16
      @Chiefof16 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's almost like the government is funding him under the table or something.

    • @ryanthoms
      @ryanthoms ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So funny how it probably took him HOURS to produce that and it’s just to show off and to make a joke. Love this guy and I show that clip to all of my friends who do 3D modeling

    • @kylebushnell2601
      @kylebushnell2601 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is an absolute joke. Nothing in this entire video suggests that this is definitely a hoax as a matter of fact, with all of the expertise involved, and considering no one was even able to re-create what he “did”. Makes this video a long reaching
      Laugh of attempt at intellect input and supposed conclusion.
      This kind of a really lame ridicule attempt to debunk something that is evidently quite real, particularly after all of this, it’s not only a disservice it’s a throwback to dumber times and dumber people. And yes, this is really dumb hahhahaha. Go read some books and do years and 1000s of hours of research w out relegating yourelsf to goofy dilettantes on TH-cam :)

    • @kylebushnell2601
      @kylebushnell2601 ปีที่แล้ว

      These silly UFO sightings have been taken seriously by and covered up by the military and many different entities of the government since World War II. These silly UFO sightings have been seen for hundreds of years or at least recorded I should say. These silly UFO sightings are quite objectively real and evident. Dilettantes will do with dilettantes do best, and that is state stuck in a paradigm and act like an expert :)

  • @jonnyeh
    @jonnyeh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12748

    A day with a CD video is a good day.

    • @J_Jiggs
      @J_Jiggs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yep

    • @snaggel
      @snaggel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      thanks for not saying first

    • @riahismzone
      @riahismzone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeap

    • @walldanj
      @walldanj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep

    • @idkhonestly7163
      @idkhonestly7163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep

  • @anuel3780
    @anuel3780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1872

    it took me a minute to realise you were making a fast blender tutorial parody instead of just playing someone else's fast blender tutorial.
    that was convincing damn

    • @merlin_V2
      @merlin_V2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I spent much time looking for the tutorial.

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      UFOs aren't real, they can't hurt you.
      UFOs :
      th-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/w-d-xo.html

    • @Marty20kOfficial
      @Marty20kOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@fodebic5253 smh

    • @XHappyKillerX
      @XHappyKillerX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      holy shit, admittedly it weren't the best audio conditions when I first watched this video but damn I had to scroll back and watch this part again after reading this comment just to realize it was Captain D all along

    • @lucasboisneau4256
      @lucasboisneau4256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@XHappyKillerX I thought it was a Collab with Ian Hubert too

  • @starvalkyrie
    @starvalkyrie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2992

    "Do I look like a damn paperclip to you?" ... the silver skin... it's all coming together. Clippy didn't die... he evolved.

    • @christhebirb
      @christhebirb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      "It looks like you're debunking a video. Can I help?"

    • @littlered6340
      @littlered6340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Whelp, this is officially my head canon now.

    • @Nekomosh004
      @Nekomosh004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @Crazy-qi1gw
      @Crazy-qi1gw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Clippy didn't die, *he was murdered.*

    • @nvincipality6371
      @nvincipality6371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      His jacket is close to the color of the paper one typically sees behind Clippy. My God.......... THE TRUTH IS OU-

  • @bronsoncarder2491
    @bronsoncarder2491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1139

    I love it when the Captain has guests.
    I always like to imagine 30 minutes before and after of Alan like, "I'm so sorry that the Captain is... like that. We're both really big fans of your work, and we do really feel honored to work with you. The captain just... has trouble expressing himself." Lmfao

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      He's a tsundere

    • @alandeyaquelarrazola7346
      @alandeyaquelarrazola7346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My name is Alan........

    • @sydssolanumsamsys
      @sydssolanumsamsys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@alandeyaquelarrazola7346 nobody cares 💪💪💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@TheBluePhoenix008 I wouldn't really call Cap a Tsundere per say. It's more of a..
      Someone: "Yo, you're soo cool"
      CD: "yeah i know lol"

    • @Ratko_Suzic
      @Ratko_Suzic ปีที่แล้ว

      Original video...
      th-cam.com/video/KHGMcodV-ts/w-d-xo.html

  • @g43654
    @g43654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    To be honest, his channel's logo does look like a stylised paperclip.

    • @johnrobinson4349
      @johnrobinson4349 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      aww man thats what i was about to say

    • @ChrisSanchez
      @ChrisSanchez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It does

    • @peetr1283
      @peetr1283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now I can't unsee it

    • @Tanook
      @Tanook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He changed the logo of the channel. Too far.

    • @namewarvergeben
      @namewarvergeben 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      📎

  • @odditoriumleviathan8725
    @odditoriumleviathan8725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    “Do I look like a damn paperclip to you??!!?”
    Do you really want me to answer that cap...

    • @radbaron
      @radbaron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Just take the CaptainD logo and turn it on it's side. Instant paperclip.

    • @emecorp
      @emecorp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Both are silver...

    • @starcitizen890j5
      @starcitizen890j5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s both a joke and “Rhetorical” question. Look up the definition Odditorium.

    • @odditoriumleviathan8725
      @odditoriumleviathan8725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Star Citizen 890J it’s called a joke, look up the definition Star...

    • @erik-er6yn
      @erik-er6yn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's already a Captain Disillusion/Clippy hybrid on his discord

  • @generalfishcake
    @generalfishcake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1945

    I feel like a medieval maiden, after her husband has returned from a long war.

    • @homesk1llet
      @homesk1llet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Ok London England

    • @rama3njoy
      @rama3njoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i really miss cd videos

    • @matiaskalari7063
      @matiaskalari7063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We all do

    • @Cor_Nelis
      @Cor_Nelis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha

    • @alt8791
      @alt8791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh my god same

  • @thetitansofbrahma6702
    @thetitansofbrahma6702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +980

    “kneel before your Blender god”

    • @someguyschannel
      @someguyschannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @aaronsdavis for a god it sure gets deleted a lot

    • @PeterHedman101
      @PeterHedman101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@someguyschannel ah, but it always rises again.

    • @davilathegreat
      @davilathegreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?"

    • @gunbloxian4524
      @gunbloxian4524 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Made me laugh

    • @liamcheetham9333
      @liamcheetham9333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      this is actually a parody of Ian Hubert's Lazy tutorials. It is voiced by CD, but at the end, the blender god is Ian.

  • @oliverr.4092
    @oliverr.4092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    “Not the hero we deserved, or needed, or were expecting. But the one we had stuck in the back of our head for the past couple of months waiting for him to upload a video”

    • @kidinsomnia1373
      @kidinsomnia1373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Glad he didn't leave us during these hard times

    • @roomfullofmischief
      @roomfullofmischief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just waiting for Bill Wurtz to upload at this point.

    • @LaZZeYT
      @LaZZeYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Last video was a month ago.

  • @5MadMovieMakers
    @5MadMovieMakers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3176

    Lesson learned: someone is always watching the moon besides you

    • @Gnomechild
      @Gnomechild 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You make good videos!

    • @nathanwatson01
      @nathanwatson01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh hey, that youtuber I'm subscribed to

    • @pr0ntab
      @pr0ntab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It is the moon that is watching us.

    • @Xtoff
      @Xtoff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That what the secret "moon no watch" organization WANTS you to think

    • @iwinrar5207
      @iwinrar5207 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like fake news to me

  • @Algorox
    @Algorox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2425

    1:58
    All this effort for a 15-second joke. Amazing.

    • @imnithinpaul05
      @imnithinpaul05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @Catastrophic Stupidity *VFX artist

    • @thomlaurent
      @thomlaurent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Captain Obvious here : This jokes refers to Ian Hubert, a blender artist posting Lazy tutorials videos on TH-cam and have solid understanding of the software.
      *Captain flies away*

    • @gownerjones
      @gownerjones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Bananappleboy *kneel before your blender god

    • @Vortex_Chaos
      @Vortex_Chaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1:58

    • @skyleradd1485
      @skyleradd1485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Emaad Zaheer ?

  • @grantdillon3420
    @grantdillon3420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    "Neil DeGrasse Tyson have something to say but the mute button is right there." *Shots fired shots fired

    • @kizza1645
      @kizza1645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yeah good as well. Tyson is really annoying, interrupts and is very pompous. He needs to take his ego down by about 75%.

    • @Choinkus
      @Choinkus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      You could say "nice weather" in front of Neil DeGrasse Tyson and he'd be like "Actually the weather is not a living being, and thus cannot harbor any benign or malicious intentions towards other entities; the weather scientifically cannot conform to 'niceness' or any other human standards"

    • @felipealarcon4622
      @felipealarcon4622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mean

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He may be a pompous ass but when he corrected the globe on the daily show it was fucking hilarious.

    • @RobRidleyLive
      @RobRidleyLive 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Choinkus I'd just say "nice means precise not pleasant."

  • @s0unddvvav35
    @s0unddvvav35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1455

    "... at the moon since it was invented"
    Flat Earther: *Licks lips*

    • @ПолорЄлеон
      @ПолорЄлеон 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @sabbyd1832
      @sabbyd1832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha

    • @reeepingk
      @reeepingk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      They've been mighty quiet since the "livestreamed everywhere" SpaceX launch that obviously showed the curvature of the earth.

    • @TheRealFlenuan
      @TheRealFlenuan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      yes, the Satanist Atheist Jewish NWO Robot Reptilians were at it all along, fooling us since the times of the earliest written records!

    • @KansaiNoRyu
      @KansaiNoRyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@reeepingk All the "big" Flat Earthers have made so many videos on it my man, I don't see how they've been quiet? You think curvature is gonna quiet them down? It's not the first Space X launch since this entire thing happened online either.

  • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
    @Horny_Fruit_Flies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    I love the running gag of Cap D messing up, intentionally or not, every single guest appearance on his show 👌

    • @czajkowski2352
      @czajkowski2352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ditto

    • @Hoodinator17
      @Hoodinator17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s annoying I just wanna hear them talk

    • @lucasyuji3964
      @lucasyuji3964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Hoodinator17 it adds to the show , its not annoying

    • @putthatcookiedown2188
      @putthatcookiedown2188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Hoodinator17 then go to their youtube page, website, or Twitter for actual non entertainment conjecture. But thats too difficult i guess xD

    • @WangleLine
      @WangleLine 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      this

  • @SirBraneDamuj
    @SirBraneDamuj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2628

    Nothing like a quick D to distract from 2020.

    • @raptorjesus6120
      @raptorjesus6120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Yes, nothing like a quick stroke of the D.

    • @langap1
      @langap1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *ẆịṊƘ⇲

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If this was a normal year I bet that video would have stayed viral until now but because it's 2020 it was forgotten almost on the day it was posted.

    • @skylark.kraken
      @skylark.kraken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I do like some quick d to satiate boredom

    • @MikeHarris1984
      @MikeHarris1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      now that is perspective!

  • @DnZpcGaming
    @DnZpcGaming ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Phil is an idol of mine! ever since crash course astronomy. Love and admire the guy a lot! :D

    • @theomni1012
      @theomni1012 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Phil is so cool.
      My aunt is friends (at least, they talk) with him.

    • @kylebushnell2601
      @kylebushnell2601 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude should stick to astrono,y this was abysmal and 0 intellect involved. Frankly, arrogant and silly

    • @bidhya4423
      @bidhya4423 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love crash course astronomy! I still re watch it!

  • @GabrielTobing
    @GabrielTobing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    CD is an illusion himself.
    The motions are too perfect to be real.

    • @Spessforce
      @Spessforce 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can tell because of the way it is

  • @spacepope7867
    @spacepope7867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    CD- "Do i look like a paper clip to you?!?"
    *paints himself silver

    • @ObadiahtheSlim
      @ObadiahtheSlim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It looks like you're trying to debunk a video. Would you like some help?

    • @Algorox
      @Algorox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Wdym? He painted himself skin color for the top half of his head

    • @clifffield1
      @clifffield1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ObadiahtheSlim Points to you, that one made me chuckle. I'm sure somewhere there's a PTSD support group for the 'victims' of Clippy/Clippet. So many damaged and frustrated people.

    • @DeemsTheMemes
      @DeemsTheMemes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s pronounced light black and or dark white.

    • @sharkcraft8568
      @sharkcraft8568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait, so he’s not a paper clip?

  • @calebjlee2685
    @calebjlee2685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1775

    For anyone who doesn't know who Ian Hubert is, he is the God of the Blender Community

    • @darryl635
      @darryl635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The 3d software?

    • @alinayossimouse
      @alinayossimouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      CG smoke. Don't breathe this

    • @mythenmann
      @mythenmann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Together with CGMatter.

    • @jamess.7811
      @jamess.7811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mythenmann and blender guru but I've heard he gets some hate for some reason

    • @jamess.7811
      @jamess.7811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      If anyone didn't realize it at first, CD was narrating the whole time but it sounded really similar to Ian

  • @Scripture-Man
    @Scripture-Man 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    A masterclass in video expertise, comedy, production and editing! So many highlights in this, from the insane Ian Hubert tutorial parody, to the gorilla kissing the girl. Some of the funniest parts are the tiny details like his hand breaking out of the screen at 1:17. Sublime!

  • @mostmelon
    @mostmelon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    I wouldn’t be surprised if you were 80% paperclip actually.

    • @bonhll8070
      @bonhll8070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      100%, we all know he just paints the flesh colour on.

    • @janinacicenene3859
      @janinacicenene3859 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is 80% pepper clip

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wesley Scherr But what do you say about all the evidence that it’s not real? I can see why that would make you believe it _could be_ legit, but what you said doesn’t give any evidence it _is_ legit.

  • @xDeltaF1x
    @xDeltaF1x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    The end cards syncing with the music is really slick!

    • @Methoverbitches
      @Methoverbitches 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ding, bing , ding. Subtleties that make the paper clip a all time legend.

    • @grimlexgaming
      @grimlexgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah the end card should be put in a satisfying video compilation. It really shows the attention to detail

    • @alekoldchannel1950
      @alekoldchannel1950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did you know he makes his music?

  • @psbbianforlife
    @psbbianforlife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    That lazy tutorial just escalated quickly

    • @DoctorPhileasFragg
      @DoctorPhileasFragg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Step 2. draw the rest of the squirrel.

    • @FakestLoogi
      @FakestLoogi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JEA- patreons get earlt access

    • @tomasgoes
      @tomasgoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "And you're on your way... TO ACHIEVE A FRACTION OF MY UNFATHOMABLE ARTISTIC PROWESS".

    • @alicangul2603
      @alicangul2603 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was the joke. But it's still fun to read it in the comments :D

  • @fish4716
    @fish4716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "This clip was taken out of the many hundreds of hours of filming..."
    Because it is feasible to film hundreds of hours of footage handheld.

    • @vyl4650
      @vyl4650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I mean, of course! Someone with this level of dedication to uncovering the truth would surely spend every waking minute standing on his neighbours roof to film the moon. And btw the shaking only comes from him struggeling with his dinner sandwhich

    • @mooncat72
      @mooncat72 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep..

    • @crimeegg4917
      @crimeegg4917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vyl4650 you can't even stay up like three or four days without hallucinating freaking out having all these other mental problems and that is only 72 hours let alone hundreds of hours if you're human body has been scientifically proven to not even withstand barely two to three days of no sleep how would he be able to do hundreds of hours standing out into the darkness in the wilderness and everything like that and without eating nor charging his camera because if you're standing outside you would have to charge your camera which there's no plug in
      Edit: in the middle of writing that paragraph or essay or whatever I realized this is a joke sorry

  • @blenderguru
    @blenderguru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Bahaha. Loved the part with Ian. Glad he's getting more attention :D

    • @arnekristofferbhler3905
      @arnekristofferbhler3905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yo it’s the donut man himself.

    • @vlusky_husky
      @vlusky_husky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its actually Ian in that part?

    • @vlusky_husky
      @vlusky_husky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@murph4536 called it

    • @disuko
      @disuko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yo it's donut man

    • @disuko
      @disuko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@murph4536 i think OP was joking

  • @metashrew
    @metashrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    That Ian Hubert impression escalated quite quickly.

  • @KingOfTheBeyond23
    @KingOfTheBeyond23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    Captain Disillusion: *makes a sci-fi event with almost no effort*
    me: *8 hours of me in blender* haha cube go sphere

  • @thenasadude6878
    @thenasadude6878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "someone is always watching the Moon"
    * Local 58 has entered the chat *

  • @szlerpy8322
    @szlerpy8322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2004

    Captain's "assholistic" nature makes these videos 1 million times better.

    • @basantatamang2249
      @basantatamang2249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Assholistic what....

    • @TennessineGD
      @TennessineGD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@basantatamang2249 it's from one of his Cicret Bracelet videos

    • @basantatamang2249
      @basantatamang2249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TennessineGD Aaaaa.....I see.

    • @doomyboi
      @doomyboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I think it's a fitting character flaw that a guy so involved in picking out the flaws in videos and ruining illusions completely lacks any form of introspection.

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I liked of when he was more cynical and biting, like when he punched that one dude in the gas station ghost video and had a joke in there where the reporter calls herself a whore lol.

  • @sinom
    @sinom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    That "tutorial" was amazing.

    • @ojask9916
      @ojask9916 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sinom its Ian hubert, not cap

  • @Whitetape
    @Whitetape 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    You know quarantine is long when Captain disillusion uploads again

    • @Jamato-sUn
      @Jamato-sUn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ha! And there were like 3 Jontron videos too.

  • @TheLycanStrain
    @TheLycanStrain ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have probably watched this same video maybe 11 times over the past few years. Anytime I see a new CD video, I'll get on an addiction and just watch _all_ of his videos and then wait again patiently like the addict I am.

  • @MorganPhillipsPage
    @MorganPhillipsPage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    1:58 - 2:14 the amount of work needed for these 16 seconds is mind blowing.. and good job btw! thats insane!

    • @Distrustful_Faker
      @Distrustful_Faker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      E

    • @shable1436
      @shable1436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Blendahh

    • @nakachinjah7240
      @nakachinjah7240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      nahh he the god of blender, he can do that like in 5 minutes

    • @powerdude_dk
      @powerdude_dk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nakachinjah7240 I reckon it takes a tiny bit longer than 5 minutes 🤔😆

    • @oozly9291
      @oozly9291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@nakachinjah7240 an he’s Ian, the god of blender

  • @darkfent
    @darkfent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1725

    The CG tutorial is basically the meme:
    Step 1: do this and that
    Step 2: and this
    Step 3:
    Step 27: done

    • @ARockyRock
      @ARockyRock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Reminds me of desinc.

    • @Kj16V
      @Kj16V 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This also how my maths lecturer at University used to teach.

    • @Kj16V
      @Kj16V 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ARockyRock Ah, I see you are a fellow intellectual

    • @alejandrodelavegavaughan3703
      @alejandrodelavegavaughan3703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He is actually mocking Ian Hubert, he makes blender tutorials which are actually not that hard to follow, given that you have some 3D software knowledge

    • @LockedDown1
      @LockedDown1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@alejandrodelavegavaughan3703 that is in fact Ian Hubert co-starred in the video lol

  • @StoneE4
    @StoneE4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    "No one has ever noticed the gorilla. That's why the comments are turned off." 😆 🤣 👍 👍

    • @trapeze99
      @trapeze99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      comments are turned off

    • @asbuilt0017
      @asbuilt0017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adabel Mitre you can’t trick me

    • @reallyWyrd
      @reallyWyrd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Captain Disillusion has a knack for wry observations.

    • @mariocamspam72
      @mariocamspam72 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emoji Police this comment right here

    • @ashikvarghese4435
      @ashikvarghese4435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Funny should be loaded faster but since your using internet explorer things would be a problem

  • @fierysaint327
    @fierysaint327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Captain Disillusion: "Do I look like a paperclip to you?!"
    Me: Oh sh*#! He's on to us!!

  • @zakabog
    @zakabog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Wow, all that time editing for a brief few second effect, no wonder these videos take so long!

    • @dennisunderscore
      @dennisunderscore 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait this video was published an hour ago how did you comment YESTERDAY??

    • @whoami1449
      @whoami1449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dennisunderscore patreon patron

    • @whoami1449
      @whoami1449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dennisunderscore you know, people who ACTUALLY support a creator.
      Unlike you......and me

    • @dennisunderscore
      @dennisunderscore 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whoami1449 i would like to support him expect i dont have any money :\

  • @Butterbilk
    @Butterbilk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    The Ian Hubert impression was almost too accurate.

    • @psyneur9182
      @psyneur9182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It took me a couple of seconds to realize it wasn't actually Ian talking

    • @donedrechsel3725
      @donedrechsel3725 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@psyneur9182 mee too

    • @adrrianarose85
      @adrrianarose85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i searched for the tutorial and then was pretty confused :(

    • @markoftheland3115
      @markoftheland3115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, I've watched every lazy tutorial and thought "wait, I haven't seen that one... Oh, Ian made a collab with captain D, nice"

    • @mr2octavio
      @mr2octavio 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't a colab?

  • @gustavonomegrande
    @gustavonomegrande 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    "Kneel before your blender GOD!"

    • @mischimischi7183
      @mischimischi7183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Saw this yesterday and woke up today, still laughing. Love this channel.

    • @douchebaggenie3381
      @douchebaggenie3381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’d buy that shirt

    • @Mr7r0y
      @Mr7r0y 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      this was amazing

    • @KittyPieVibes
      @KittyPieVibes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boy, that escalated quickly

  • @JasonRasmussen
    @JasonRasmussen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    5:39 The ending music is beautiful. Alan could make an album and I'd buy it. Sounds like a great Sonic 3 level.

    • @pingucraft95
      @pingucraft95 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally does! Never noticed that until now

  • @AustinMCraigDoesNeatStuff
    @AustinMCraigDoesNeatStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    2:09 “Kneel before your Blender GOD!”
    literal lol

    • @nibblrrr7124
      @nibblrrr7124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Either CD had to model & animate a fairly detailed digital Ian Hubert, or Ian had to film himself lipsyncing to CD's imitation of him saying he's a God.
      I'm honestly not sure which option feels less weird.
      EDIT: okay, when you invert the colors, it's clearly the former.
      weird.

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @hyperr1092
    @hyperr1092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    As soon as that guy said kilometers the way he did, I realised he's the guy from the videos on my science class

    • @Thlormby
      @Thlormby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He’s the guy who does crash course astronomy and he’s great

    • @Mystixor
      @Mystixor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes his way of saying it is the only correct one, it's also the closest to the German way which I identify with :P

    • @rubbykibress7808
      @rubbykibress7808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Mystixor but im English and I like kuhlahmiders

    • @VexinatorDesigns
      @VexinatorDesigns 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He said it correctly?

    • @fakename287
      @fakename287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rubbykibress7808 kihlohmetrs is the American (and thus only) way

  • @DaremoTen
    @DaremoTen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "It seems like you're trying to debunk a suspicious video, would you like help with that?"
    "Thanks Captain Clippy."

  • @acutedog9189
    @acutedog9189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Thousands of people have been looking at the moon continuously ever since it had been invented!" You're a Mooner as well? I'm also old enough to remember the invention of the moon. Some guys handling the giant ladder to hang it in the sky were driving past my neighbourhood!

  • @Yaniv_R
    @Yaniv_R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    That CGI tutorial was so incredibly done. Extreme effort was put to the whole 3D thing holy crap.

  • @ikjleio
    @ikjleio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The Ian Hubert segment gave me an immense amount of confusion and deja-vu in which I haven't felt in a very long time

  • @cre8tivbiz
    @cre8tivbiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    4:12 the heavy breathing, I absolutely love how he packs so much humor into just every second of his videos

    • @salmaniks3904
      @salmaniks3904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mouse on SpaceX rocket engine please tell that is this real?
      th-cam.com/video/1IWQfy2HFm0/w-d-xo.html

  • @abasiyat
    @abasiyat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The knight and protector of science and logic with comedy and professional of presentation.
    Thanks Captain to you and your team.

  • @cagedrex6584
    @cagedrex6584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Ian Hubert is the blender king, as we can see his sphere of influence

    • @gunnaryoung
      @gunnaryoung 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      His UV sphere of influence?

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've honestly never heard of him, but these two guys look like they have never been with a woman.

    • @siniorgolazo
      @siniorgolazo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@RobbieStacks90 Shh kid, the adults are talking.

    • @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00
      @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RobbieStacks90 WTF? What does the second part of your comment have to do with CagedRex's comment, or anything for that matter???

    • @fakename287
      @fakename287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RobbieStacks90 lmao only virgins concern themselves with "being with a woman" (why did you even word it that way lmao)

  • @cowslaw
    @cowslaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Oh my god the Ian Hubert parody actually made my year. Absolutely incredible!

  • @flaggboi
    @flaggboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Being subbed to CD is a never ending roller coaster of forgetting about his existence and getting super excited when he uploads.

    • @adityaagrawal5946
      @adityaagrawal5946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      not forgetting seeing this same comment on all of his videos😂😂

    • @djmarkiez
      @djmarkiez 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also with nerd city, such a high quality it is astoining.

  • @dstinnettmusic
    @dstinnettmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Phil: someone is always watching the moon
    Me: *SOME WHERE OUT THERE...*

  • @matanbh5933
    @matanbh5933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Me seeing a CD video about a UFO in my recommendations: I probably watched it 10 times
    **Uploaded 43 minutes ago**
    Me: oh my god it's happening

    • @kiraventom
      @kiraventom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Geez, so true

  • @SirWrender
    @SirWrender 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1106

    This video is great! Love Phil Plait!

    • @rismayalumban7123
      @rismayalumban7123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mah to all of astronomers are mean we arw mean to yay.

    • @gareth3d434
      @gareth3d434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He should be on vfx artist react

    • @dorothymiles7097
      @dorothymiles7097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I just realized he's only reaching 2 million subscribers. He is so underrated.

    • @lim8
      @lim8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ha it’s wren

  • @MrBlitzpunk
    @MrBlitzpunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    2:00 that's a lot of work for a 10 seconds tangent .-.

    • @ItsJoeHut
      @ItsJoeHut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He put hours of work to make a half a second joke of a cat trying to catch a laser dot once, so..

    • @thesebas3090
      @thesebas3090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Welcome to CD

    • @stephan935
      @stephan935 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Check out IanHubert. He does more like that!

    • @sohanbhute7424
      @sohanbhute7424 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @friedpancakes266
    @friedpancakes266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    It's been years. I forgot how much of a mad scientist this man is. Imagine if he wasn't limited by blender

  • @creeyuwan2733
    @creeyuwan2733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Lazy Tutorials! Hey Ian is featured by Captain !
    Oh, I just love, how bad you treat your expert friends. And such an excellent screen play of you both.

  • @necwo698
    @necwo698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    I just realized he's only reaching 2 million subscribers. He is so underrated.

    • @WorstZedTW
      @WorstZedTW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      simple steps to gain more subscribers:
      step 1: Make an All-Cap fake-ass Title: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I'VE FOUND ON THE MOON
      step 2: Talk enough useless shit to make the video 10min+ long
      step 3: most important one, make a fake clickbait thumbnail

    • @Praharshkoka
      @Praharshkoka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he used to be at nearly 2.5 mil. He took a break and his channel plummeted down.

    • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
      @Horny_Fruit_Flies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Praharshkoka Uh, that is literally false. He never had 2.5 million subscribers. He has been growing since 2007. Why make shit up?

    • @adityalaad14
      @adityalaad14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Horny_Fruit_Flies you are right. I have been watching Cap for a long time now but I hadn't seen any of his videos for like a year now until today. I was so happy to see him with 1-1.2M views on most videos and 2M subs because otherwise the numbers were too low and it made me feel sad

    • @satanfromhell2686
      @satanfromhell2686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its mostly cause 90% of peeps on youtube are braindead. Those who believe all the fake/staged shit on here... Those never asking questions... Those who in no way want to get smarter and learn something new. They just consume and stay in the bubble of stupidity.

  • @conodigrom
    @conodigrom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    At "Kneel before your Blender God!" I totally lost it :)

  • @carmcarm8230
    @carmcarm8230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Best videos on TH-cam, period.

  • @gyozalizard7804
    @gyozalizard7804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I would love to see CD as a guest on Corridor's "VFX artists react".

    • @dalf22
      @dalf22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he mocked them in the last video (the one before this one)

    • @zblurth855
      @zblurth855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/OX-Ra4nrVj0/w-d-xo.html
      this one

  • @delizdony
    @delizdony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    REMEMBER, LOVE WITH YOUR HEART, USE YOUR HEAD FOR EVERYTHING ELSE

    • @FrankoBacic
      @FrankoBacic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah, i was sad not to hear it. he have been doing this for so long, probably kid audience got older and don't need funny catchphrases :(

    • @Elesario
      @Elesario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not sure he usually says it on the Quick D episodes.

    • @delizdony
      @delizdony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Elesario yh but i missed it :(

    • @Octoberfurst
      @Octoberfurst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@delizdony I miss it too. It is kind of his trade-mark send-off. I also miss the music he used to play at the end of his videos. I don't like the new tune that much.

    • @delizdony
      @delizdony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Octoberfurst the three dings? (not dings per sé but you get what i mean)...
      to get my hit of CD i rewatch the whole blender conference

  • @Matt10670
    @Matt10670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    NASA: Has a moon CGI resource kit
    Me: Suspicious

    • @songsantov
      @songsantov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Flatearther : That's the point!!

    • @salmaniks3904
      @salmaniks3904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mouse on SpaceX rocket engine please tell that is this real?
      th-cam.com/video/1IWQfy2HFm0/w-d-xo.html

    • @KrzysiuNet
      @KrzysiuNet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's actually very cool. They offer a lot of high quality photos, videos and CGI (simumations) and it's all public domain. Not only for Americans but virtually for the whole world.

    • @Cyn1calll
      @Cyn1calll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@salmaniks3904 its an ice

    • @edwardpaulsen1074
      @edwardpaulsen1074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wow... and the USGS has similar mapping tools for the earth itself... Must be fake as well... they couldn't possibly have terrain mapped the whole earth as... um.... well... Nevermind... LooK!!! SQUIRREL!!!

  • @reddragoon2423
    @reddragoon2423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When he said he was coming back and the only 2 videos hes put out since then are the video saying hes coming back and this one... We miss you CD!

  • @gurtison6883
    @gurtison6883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The phrase “you heard it here last” made me really think

  • @HandmadeGoose97
    @HandmadeGoose97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    The moon is actually just a collection of moths using a particle system

    • @christyliu6719
      @christyliu6719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ofc..

    • @mareoio4141
      @mareoio4141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Unitys particle system

    • @Rust_Rust_Rust
      @Rust_Rust_Rust 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Moths are just a collection of dust using a particle system

    • @Duckboyfi
      @Duckboyfi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mareoio it can do anything!

    • @cabbage2329
      @cabbage2329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Carlos Arbizu dust is just even smaller moths using unity's particle system

  • @g-rated3514
    @g-rated3514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Now we just need to figure out when the moon was "invented", then all will be clear

    • @TheDude8008
      @TheDude8008 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man... WHO dicovered the Moon??

    • @jekeyes
      @jekeyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caught that too 😂

    • @brunofeitosafl
      @brunofeitosafl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      1902 in France "Le voyage dans la Lune"

    • @AxelEpicGamerMoments
      @AxelEpicGamerMoments 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i Just think a big rOcK hit Earth billions of years ago.

    • @bobbob-fr1jc
      @bobbob-fr1jc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait the world health organization discovered the moon? no way thats so cool

  • @DonPidgeon
    @DonPidgeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The world needs more Phil Plait; shame the Discovery series never took off.

  • @sandhyas3238
    @sandhyas3238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "The moon was invented" - Captain Disillusion

    • @annoyingkid48
      @annoyingkid48 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yoshi Does Stuff That’s no moon...

    • @juggernaut7_
      @juggernaut7_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nick Romadez That’s a space station!

  • @zyourzgrandzmaz
    @zyourzgrandzmaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I feel like the captain could debunk someone as being a human.
    and by the time he was done talking you would have just faded into the ethereal worldof non-existence.

    • @eidolor
      @eidolor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Where do I apply

    • @douglaspantz
      @douglaspantz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He did a whole video on that

    • @NiteCyper
      @NiteCyper 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is some Vine/TikTok absurdist humour

  • @Krankify
    @Krankify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    This guy's whole character goes pretty deep tho. There's a lot to unpack

    • @lorttexwolf
      @lorttexwolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty funny.

    • @garfellow5038
      @garfellow5038 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "a LoT tO uNpAcK"

    • @Krankify
      @Krankify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@garfellow5038 You're not very nice.

    • @Krankify
      @Krankify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@garfellow5038 He's not a REALLY deep character, but there's a lot going on.

    • @raiz3375
      @raiz3375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Krankify if you think its deep now take a look at the youtube talk he did quite a while back

  • @AsheshPoudel1
    @AsheshPoudel1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always wanted to support you! And finally my wish is come true!!

  • @jackysbin3860
    @jackysbin3860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    2:52 I searched up the real video and just realised the gorilla didn’t actually make out with anyone

    • @AvWoN
      @AvWoN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      yea, I had to double check because that's certainly not how I remembered it

    • @RobinLSL
      @RobinLSL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Captain D is facetious to the extreme and it's delightful!
      Here we look at the girl's feet, we see it doesn't really work.

    • @hedgie9823
      @hedgie9823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And that's why comments are turned off

    • @naero6156
      @naero6156 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get it? Because you don't pay attention
      Cap is so funny sometimes hahh

    • @alexmladenov4447
      @alexmladenov4447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh, the less I know the better

  • @mikaisfake
    @mikaisfake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    AHA I SEE WHAT IAN HUBERT WAS UP TO FOR SO LONG

    • @uwirl4338
      @uwirl4338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He didn't do any of that.

    • @spiralhalo
      @spiralhalo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I completely missed that reference lmao

  • @frankn254
    @frankn254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "Do I look like a damn paperclip to you?!"
    Well, you are pretty silver.

    • @DasGanon
      @DasGanon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "It looks like you're trying to debunk a hoax. Would you like help?"

  • @AbuZahi
    @AbuZahi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I REALLY wanted to hear out Phill's explanation about determining the speed of an orbit. :/

    • @narayanavhale4514
      @narayanavhale4514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's taught in children's school,
      Centrifugal force = gravitational force

    • @theomegapersonyeet2678
      @theomegapersonyeet2678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@narayanavhale4514 Actually I believe it is centripetal force.
      I sound like a nerd in this.

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To maintain a given orbit altitude, a determined angular velocity is required. If you go faster, your orbit rises, if you go slowly, your orbit falls.

    • @walterriblethegreat
      @walterriblethegreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ This isn't exactly wrong, but it might give people the wrong impression about orbital velocity. This simplest formula for orbital velocity is v^2=GM/r so a small r (radius of the orbit) requires a big v (orbital velocity). A stable orbital velocity at the surface of the earth is over 7km/s while a geostationary orbit is only around 3 km/s.
      Your description can be correct, just not for stable (circular) orbits.

    • @jbbolts
      @jbbolts 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      no such thing as orbit. not as it's presented anyway

  • @jakegingrich7214
    @jakegingrich7214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Ahhh, that quick d really hit the spot.

    • @Merlincat007
      @Merlincat007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The g spot, meaning genius.

    • @ItsJoeHut
      @ItsJoeHut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Always love getting D'ed

    • @KevinDSaputra
      @KevinDSaputra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ItsJoeHut D'ed by the D itself.

  • @impc8265
    @impc8265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    The day when CD finally remembered his TH-cam account password

  • @marcobucci
    @marcobucci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Your Ian Hubert impression just edged out your Andrew Kramer impression! Thought it *was* him at first.
    Also: This was one hell of a debunk!

    • @buttbuttyawn3280
      @buttbuttyawn3280 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      BUCCI GANG
      This is the Avengers level crossover I needed in my life

    • @goartist
      @goartist 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      100%

  • @Bapuji42
    @Bapuji42 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Please never stop making videos Mr. D... I mean Captain.

  • @theaviator1152
    @theaviator1152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    0:50 Lol who else noticed the freeze frame on CD?

    • @TheGameCreator13
      @TheGameCreator13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I did not. Probably referencing the heatwave effect going off before the moon "footage" video ends

    • @kaeji_namitsua
      @kaeji_namitsua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He really freezed

    • @pranavflame
      @pranavflame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kaeji_namitsua froze*

    • @YostPeter
      @YostPeter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pranavflame frozened*

    • @jaquiroquilantang8126
      @jaquiroquilantang8126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@YostPeter burntn't*

  • @santnox7559
    @santnox7559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Love how he put the layers names in french in the fake timeline

  • @Jdpanzone
    @Jdpanzone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    SOMEONE NEEDS TO TURN THE CAPTAIN INTO A MODIFIED FORM OF *CLIPPY* ASAP!

    • @Merennulli
      @Merennulli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No, we need to turn Clippy into a modified form of the Captain. We don't need two Clippys. Or one Clippy.

  • @firesonic1010
    @firesonic1010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    So basically what cinemasins always says in the space shots:
    "No one who watches the sky for a living notices this sh!t"

  • @Daye04
    @Daye04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Aw, man. No one the captain is calling up enjoys being on the call all the way through 😛

    • @sqrt-1646
      @sqrt-1646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How TF did you comment on this video a day ago when it was uploaded 11 minutes ago?

    • @Daye04
      @Daye04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@sqrt-1646 patreon perks! 😄

    • @idonthaveballs_
      @idonthaveballs_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao this vid was posted 20 minutes ago and this guy commented a day ago

    • @Daye04
      @Daye04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@idonthaveballs_ patreon perks! Can recommend! 😄

    • @Daye04
      @Daye04 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @hi there yeah, I love it!

  • @nyuppo
    @nyuppo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Love the Ian Hubert shoutout, your impressions are always on point

  • @PickleTickle
    @PickleTickle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    damn that "tutorial" was hilarious and it's small things like that which make me really enjoy your videos

    • @bolicob
      @bolicob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That Tutorial is actually a whole other channel, you should check it out ("Lazy Tutorials")

    • @purrspctiv
      @purrspctiv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That tutorial is a real video made by a real channel, he’s pretty great
      EDIT: I was wrong

    • @dislike__button
      @dislike__button 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@purrspctiv ​it was made specifically for this video, you won't find it on Ian Hubert's channel.

    • @mdrzn
      @mdrzn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wonder how many viewers actually thought it was a Lazy Tutorial and didn't realise it was a Captain's parody lol

    • @ann_onn
      @ann_onn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@purrspctiv It's a parody of that real channel, made specifically for this video.
      The effort that goes in to CD videos is astonishing.

  • @pezboy715
    @pezboy715 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:12 This “KNEEL BEFORE THE BLENDER…. GODDD” setup had me cry-laughing much more than I’d care to admit 😂

  • @_Salok
    @_Salok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    3:53 you even bothered making those in french ? bravo to you, captain !

  • @Indietrix
    @Indietrix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Who knew an Ian Hubert / Captain D crossover would be my favourite thing ever? Well, me I guess

    • @_Zoltan_
      @_Zoltan_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CGMatter also

    • @horusreloaded6387
      @horusreloaded6387 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_Zoltan_ where was CGMatter in the video? I thpught all the video links says İan under them

    • @annoyingkid48
      @annoyingkid48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The tutorial was made by CD, it’s just a parody or whatever

    • @_Zoltan_
      @_Zoltan_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@horusreloaded6387 He makes kinda the same type of videos, rushing tutorials in Blender. Now that I think about it it isn't really a crossover tbh.

  • @judechandler5102
    @judechandler5102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love forgetting he exists every so often, just to find a new video and it blows my mind. Every goddamn time. Nice work CD!

  • @freshnick6684
    @freshnick6684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "take it easy nerd patrol"
    **inhales from half closed mouth**

  • @Egirl_Slayer
    @Egirl_Slayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    There should be no dislikes on such a platinum level video, it would be a crime to do so!

    • @nicktyrin4401
      @nicktyrin4401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But there's 400 of those, wtf? Maybe "ufologists"

  • @justine5382
    @justine5382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Plot twist: captain d isn’t the one editing and he has thousands of editors trapped in his basement

    • @2x1_enthusiast
      @2x1_enthusiast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Unrealistic *he can fit a couple thousand more*

    • @DigitalRiesNL
      @DigitalRiesNL 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or floating around in a couple of objects around the moon

    • @houstonionthegreat
      @houstonionthegreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      unrealistic if there were thousands we'd get more than two videos per year

    • @shable1436
      @shable1436 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@houstonionthegreat true

    • @mel_arky
      @mel_arky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      alan be the editor, if you ever catched some of his livestreams (patreon, though he has unlisted a stream or two he opened for all), he's such a good intern, but its also probably why it takes him forever to upload too.

  • @someonerandom6505
    @someonerandom6505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Ah, finally 6 minutes and 25 seconds of joy.

    • @anitadervishi3807
      @anitadervishi3807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You missed the 26-th second??
      HOW DARE YOU!!!

    • @dk14929
      @dk14929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anitadervishi3807 yeah the first 6:25 is joyful, but the true euphoria doesn't begin until the last second

  • @Zycthe
    @Zycthe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    CAPTAIN CONGRATS! 2M SUBS THATS INSANE! WELL DONE YOU DESERVE IT! :D