Got my ticket for the Berlin show...gonna get the highlight of my year, even though, this is a bit sad😂 He couldn't stand compliments, always " bla bla bla" them out... Well, if you believe it or not, this guy keeps me going through shit times. Thank you Bill
ol zip reeeeecruuuuuuuutaaaaaaaah! 🏎rrrrrrrrrrbrrrrbrrrrrrrrdddrrrrrr zip yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaahhhhhhhhh zip djab jahuddah devil read man someone needs do make a two hour audio with all those silly recrutaahhh yells. like the ohhh jeeeesus one 😂 the Fredo smaaaaht one is gold, too
Bill Burr has been my inner monologue voice for the past 5 years & it never fails to make myself laugh or at least crack a smile 😂 hahaha Bill making me laugh while I type this 😂
37:00 The tipping point has come here in Holland. It didn't really used to be a thing, aside from a standard tip in a restaurant or something like that. But i was at Subway recently and there was tip cup on the counter. It just looks odd to me, because i'm already paying a lot for the sandwich, and i thought people used to have an okay wage in this country. I know things have gotten worse over the years, but it made me think of my supermarket days, what if i had a tip cup for helping customers in the store, or for filling up the shelves. Idk... it's kinda sad, so i kinda avoid Subway now, besides, these students behind the counter totally underheated my chicken teriyaki.
Love the 2 tunes you mentioned. I'll be playing them immediately after this. Your little man is head strong like the both of you 😅 and I'm here for it 😂 Edit..not a fan of that Hold on song.. it will be the one stuck in my head now. 😢
I like all the fancy 'auto pilot cruise control' features in my 23 Toyota Corolla.. I took a 200mile trip over a mountain pass and it literally followed the car in front of me.. It took all the sharp corners and slowed down/sped up to pace the car in front.. barely touched the pedals or wheel.. However it has had some 'ghost braking', (i think it happens most when it goes from a heavily lit area to a shady one)..? and it even locked up the brakes for someone in a crosswalk, causing the car behind to rear end me..
44:30 Wilson Philips - Hold On (my mom listened to it, and yes, they did get a divorce eventually.. haha) 46:30 Might be a fuse issue, the Merc trucks at my work sometimes do that and i was told that it was some fuse/electrical issue (idk personally).
Bill, I know you probably won't see this but I wanted to thank you, I suffer from chronic depression PTSD and an anxiety disorder. Your humour and comedy has helped me through some really dark times.
Well you are in luck because he's been doing it this way for many years now. Been listening pretty consistently since 2014. Think he started in like 2008. Not sure.
Spent most of the day in urgent care just for the doctor to tell me I got tendinitis in my fucking rotator cuff.. Along with a bunch of arthritis … It’s the curse of old ginger tits…😅 Really needed this today thank you Bill !
I don't want to get kicked out of yet another place for listening to the Monday morning just before Tuesday and slightly after Sunday podcast. Let me find my headphones...
Book: Killers of the Flower Moon. True Story of the murder of the Osage Tribal members by Non-Natives for their oil wealth found on their land. Martin Scorsese directed the film with Leo DiCaprio coming out soon.
Old Billy Red Rambler free-styling another hour with better jokes and laughs than many a special like it's nothing. The golf shoes and nuclear prostitutes were funnier than most comics A material. When he surprises himself with how funny an idea has popped into his head it's the real version of the phony bullshit comics do in their act where they laugh at their own joke to make the audience laugh and or hit their knee with the mic while doing so.
Show Idea #69: Trauma Dump Theater -[Comedians (aka Trauma Dump Players)+ guest actor ] act out scenes from the life of a famous person. One of their most fucked up moments from their life. The audience has no clue who's life this carnival of a scene com es from. -At the end - the star is revealed .. -A little chit chat about their fucked up life -musical guest -End of episode. I messaged SS the same idea. I lay no claim to this idea, even though it's my idea. It's like a Roman saying to his buddies, someone should invent a flying machine .. The fucking Roman should get no credit for an obvious idea. This is what THIS is .. I just think it would be funny to watch This is just shit at the wall ...wouldn't it be cool af if this show was made? ty for making me laugh, Man ... Specially at time it was really important that I laugh.
:...uhhh..huh' ? :.eh'....Cool man. Anyways , what i was asking bout'...however, was concerning the ...ROMAN MEAL bread . Miss it Terribly ! Want it Daily !.wtf.
I live in the Midwest, and just spent the last two days with no power due to a bad storm, sucky days, Bill you lifted my spirits, thank you
True ❤
Only Bill can get away with this style of podcast. The ramblings of a 🐐
Lmao ❤
Bill Burr, We love you your right there with the mandalorian❤.
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF ZIP RECRUITER ADS 😂
- I'm missing Me Undies, Me Undiees! Ba Doo Doo Doop 😆
@@JohnnyAce415 me too! ...He could just put a different sponsor name into the jingle
@@aaronlegresley9495 - Heh heh heh, true, but ya can't really beat
Me Undies 🙃😆
True ❤
@@JohnnyAce415 Recruta... recrutaa... do ya need a fuckin job ba doop doop... recruta recruta so ya don't have to join the mob
Hearing Billy crack up at himself is the best. I didnt even hear the joke & im laughing just as hard😂
🤣
True ❤😊
Bill ~ Hey look .. it’s ol’ ZIP Recruiter ( Starts making weird & hilarious sounds ) that only Bill understands . 😂🥰
The old zip…………….eeeeeeeeeh recruiter!!
Yep lol I love it . 🥰
Got my ticket for the Berlin show...gonna get the highlight of my year, even though, this is a bit sad😂
He couldn't stand compliments, always " bla bla bla" them out...
Well, if you believe it or not, this guy keeps me going through shit times.
Thank you Bill
Good ❤
Bill's zip recruiter advertisement makes me laugh every time 😂 fucking hilarious Bill 😂
ol zip
reeeeecruuuuuuuutaaaaaaaah!
🏎rrrrrrrrrrbrrrrbrrrrrrrrdddrrrrrr
zip yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaahhhhhhhhh
zip djab jahuddah devil read
man someone needs do make a two hour audio with all those silly recrutaahhh yells. like the ohhh jeeeesus one 😂
the Fredo smaaaaht one is gold, too
I could listen to Bill just go on about his day forever. He's slowly becoming my internal monologue voice.
Mine was woody Allen, then Seinfeld, now its burr lol
He has a huge archive of old podcasts on his official website too. Or just google Libsyn Bill Burr.
If I hear the word "lady" at work, all I can hear is "layyyyyyydde"...I'm forever infected
Bill Burr has been my inner monologue voice for the past 5 years & it never fails to make myself laugh or at least crack a smile 😂 hahaha Bill making me laugh while I type this 😂
That’s probably unhealthy.
Yay Bill!!❤
I also yay bill !! ❤
I vote.. ..Yay. Count is ..now at 3 ... :. & ... Whom sayeth.. :.. Nay ? .. ..(crickets) ..... remains at Zero. ...(gavel strike) Yay's have it !
YAY... 😂🎉❤
37:00 The tipping point has come here in Holland. It didn't really used to be a thing, aside from a standard tip in a restaurant or something like that.
But i was at Subway recently and there was tip cup on the counter.
It just looks odd to me, because i'm already paying a lot for the sandwich, and i thought people used to have an okay wage in this country.
I know things have gotten worse over the years, but it made me think of my supermarket days, what if i had a tip cup for helping customers in the store, or for filling up the shelves.
Idk... it's kinda sad, so i kinda avoid Subway now, besides, these students behind the counter totally underheated my chicken teriyaki.
Thanks needed the distraction today. Ol Billy butter nuts
I love his Russell Wilson impression... sounds like Stallone.😅
Bill would love the s16 finale of Its Always Sunny 😂
I love it bill burr almost always I as a new poddcast it's like Christmas year round!
ZIP Recruiter ads! Love❤
Thanks for checking in on me.
Under the shade of the trees this summer has been really nice on the east coast, other than like 2 weeks of high humidity.
Love the 2 tunes you mentioned. I'll be playing them immediately after this.
Your little man is head strong like the both of you 😅 and I'm here for it 😂
Edit..not a fan of that Hold on song.. it will be the one stuck in my head now. 😢
Bill was really on a roll in this one 🤣 51:05
True ❤
34:00 i've always wondered why are the Dallas Cowboys in the same division, NFC East, with Washington DC, Philly Eagles, & New York Giants???
I like all the fancy 'auto pilot cruise control' features in my 23 Toyota Corolla.. I took a 200mile trip over a mountain pass and it literally followed the car in front of me.. It took all the sharp corners and slowed down/sped up to pace the car in front.. barely touched the pedals or wheel..
However it has had some 'ghost braking', (i think it happens most when it goes from a heavily lit area to a shady one)..? and it even locked up the brakes for someone in a crosswalk, causing the car behind to rear end me..
:.wow. A.P.. ...yah' , huh ? :.. Well, .uhm' , I mean . ...Sounds ...... .Amaaazing. .... but ::..... Uhhh ..... we're ok..... pass.
44:30 Wilson Philips - Hold On (my mom listened to it, and yes, they did get a divorce eventually.. haha)
46:30 Might be a fuse issue, the Merc trucks at my work sometimes do that and i was told that it was some fuse/electrical issue (idk personally).
Bill, I know you probably won't see this but I wanted to thank you, I suffer from chronic depression PTSD and an anxiety disorder. Your humour and comedy has helped me through some really dark times.
I hope Bill will always keep these podcasts this way: no video, theme song, etc. It's more like listening to the radio without video.
Well you are in luck because he's been doing it this way for many years now. Been listening pretty consistently since 2014. Think he started in like 2008. Not sure.
but are you gonna use Zip
Re-cruitah??
Weapon at a white collar prison- a sharper image gold- plated shank/swiss army knife
shiieet.:...''Kracker Pleeze'' !!
Ole billy beer floats flying into my town and having some tacos right on man!
Your rear blinker is out it's a 2 stage light bulb one went out
Spent most of the day in urgent care just for the doctor to tell me I got tendinitis in my fucking rotator cuff.. Along with a bunch of arthritis … It’s the curse of old ginger tits…😅 Really needed this today thank you Bill !
Feel better
Hey Billy B. In Town. Thanx For the Podcast. Enjoy Time off Dude >>>
55:00 I think Instagram was trying to show me that but I didn't get it. If I see a reel I'll tag you.
Getting pretty good at this bill
:..like a reg. Hollywood Pro. Somethin to think about for the future son...
YO BILLY, Your blinker bulb is out. front or rear causing the dash to light to seizure. It's letting you know a bulb is burnt out.
:..Billy Blinkaah's ...
Zeeeeyyyyypppp!!!
Raaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!
Crooooooooottt!!!!
Eeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
😁😁😁
"Hold On" by Wilson Phillips
..things will go your way.. if you Hold On for one more day
In a rich man's prison the golf course only has 8 holes .... or your cell mate has two .
:hhhmm....''..chordle' ahhhh ''
He said sharpened money clips lol
Tampa fl here come back!!
Tua Tungaooviagossettjunior 😂😂😂
Bartles & James. : )
I don't want to get kicked out of yet another place for listening to the Monday morning just before Tuesday and slightly after Sunday podcast.
Let me find my headphones...
😂
That made me laugh so hard I'm now getting kicked out of a coffee shop. While just waiting for my coffee. Also I did have headphones in ..,...
I liked when Bill admitted he suffers from premature senility 😅😂
He’s always been senile, remember when he called interview with the vampire “the last days of Dracula”
Top rich person prison weapon would be a sharpened Kopi Luwak coffee bean taped to a rolled up ticket to outer space
Combined w/the. .H.A..'s FTW tat....an ol' industry standard ' are like Warning lables
:.....(''Hells Angels '' & "Fuck The World")....2 classics from the 60s. :. .....easy' brothers.
Count Basie Theory? Billiam's onto something
Ol Billy Pfizburr the clot shot apologist hahahaha
Looking forward to see you in Stockholm now i September, FYI, the Swedish Krona is at garbage currency level to the dollar.
Will this one and MMTHP last week be added to Soundcloud soon!?!❤
Great pizza in LA - Pizzana, Da Sano and Pizzeria Mozza
Really love you man!!!!🎉❤ red fuc
Last two podcasts are boring but still love bill
Ol' Billy soggy pillows ova there!
When you're indicator goes fast I mean you have a bulb out normally
Proper Inflation of tire pres. Should prevent this...( T or F )
Yo do you ever do anything in Minnesota. Don’t be scared. 🎣
Minnesota is an awesome place to pass by
Can we talk about the green people please jajajaja
I wish for a Conan and Bill late night show
Tampa bay bucs were in the same division as Detroit, Green Bay, Chicago, and Minnesota once upon a time
Bill should try intermittent fasting! Shit works. 💯
Ol bilbo baggins duuude
GO BILLY GO BILLY GO!!
Only BILL can say the “C” word & I like it. Your fuckn Classic BILLY yOU are my idol
:.....Theeeze ' CUNTz !!! ....(really) ? .. So, Now, i'm... :. .Billy Idol. .. :...great
Enjoying the pod cast man ❤
Ive got Gorrila hair, Lady Friend Button Your Shirt But I'm ON FIRE OK Not shaving My chest to accentuate My Chesticles. I'm in a honey jar LMAO
Fah Mundayyeee!
:...ol' BaussTinn' Silly' Billly ....in da' Ouse' ovAarr ere' ..!!!
Book: Killers of the Flower Moon. True Story of the murder of the Osage Tribal members by Non-Natives for their oil wealth found on their land. Martin Scorsese directed the film with Leo DiCaprio coming out soon.
"BEING A MOTHER IS THE HARDEST JOB IN THE WORLD!!"
~"So get another job?"~
See how that fucking works? THERE ARE LAYERS EVEN TO THESE ONIONS.
Casey Anthony?
Paul Rubens died 😭
😢
Just watching some old clips of him
On Letterman, great stuff : )
Bill, you gotta give Mort Sahl a tribute.. You're the only comedian who would do it justice!
That's why I bought a 2016 f150 5.0l
250’s in 2020 has HPFP issues. Yours is fine, if you don’t know who he’s referring too, Scotty Kilmer is his name. Shocking the car industry
# 52:25 bill burr AI and the problem with nerds 53:12 nerds are the worst
Talk about drums more! Give some tips, spend 5-10 minutes running through techniques you find useful! ❤
:...go download US Drag/Missing Persons practice practice then practice again.
😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂 17:42
The new sociopaths are nerds Bill
Bill was a bit scatterbrained on this episode LOL
:..Billy Burrno0outt'.....
No love for Pee-wee, Bill?!
Anyone have any funny time stamps to list?
0:01-58:08.. with some sports-ball talk in-between
@@rogerwilco1777 thanxxxxxxxxxx u are appreciated! 👎
:...I know a guy.
Might as well call it a sports podcast, Billy
Them Dallas Cowboys
Rip peewee
Rest well Paul Rubens, still make foil balls because of you. Thanks for being an artist and coloring my world.
The red wings used to be in the west but now they’re in the east so
Four outta fiive
Wtf are you talking about Bill???😂😂😂😂
Who's Bill ? Wrong Number.
First For the First Time
👏🙂
smart move, euros to USD .. im at 74f sweet spot
LSD. cool.
He's on safari to stay
Acetate...acetate
:......uhhm......... Acetone ?
Well, they cant all be winners.
Bill, a quality act like you should have better audio.
Dave Mustane of Megadeth is kind of a long-haired ginger. Think he's blonde but he's pasty AF.
Can we bring back Niaaa
@@alik14_14 NO = Nia Only 🙌🙌
:....mmmMaybe. ..... ... ..( whats in it for me) ?
Started talking sports and you lost me.
It was hotter in the 1930s. But pollution and screwing with the O zone is probably contributing somewhat currently.
Ole Billy global warming back on the conspiracy theories I see there...
Old Billy Red Rambler free-styling another hour with better jokes and laughs than many a special like it's nothing. The golf shoes and nuclear prostitutes were funnier than most comics A material. When he surprises himself with how funny an idea has popped into his head it's the real version of the phony bullshit comics do in their act where they laugh at their own joke to make the audience laugh and or hit their knee with the mic while doing so.
Wake up, bby. A new MMP just dropped!!
Show Idea #69:
Trauma Dump Theater
-[Comedians (aka Trauma Dump Players)+ guest actor ] act out scenes from the life of a famous person.
One of their most fucked up moments from their life.
The audience has no clue who's life this carnival of a scene com es from.
-At the end - the star is revealed ..
-A little chit chat about their fucked up life
-musical guest
-End of episode.
I messaged SS the same idea.
I lay no claim to this idea, even though it's my idea.
It's like a Roman saying to his buddies, someone should invent a flying machine .. The fucking Roman should get no credit for an obvious idea.
This is what THIS is .. I just think it would be funny to watch
This is just shit at the wall ...wouldn't it be cool af if this show was made?
ty for making me laugh, Man ... Specially at time it was really important that I laugh.
:...uhhh..huh' ? :.eh'....Cool man. Anyways , what i was asking bout'...however, was concerning the ...ROMAN MEAL bread . Miss it Terribly ! Want it Daily !.wtf.
five likes for Joe Six Pack