@@wan2shuffleto get accs to 100k so they can get verified. Once they're verified they can be sold or used to scam people. They'll later change their name and profile picture to a popular youtuber or something
when a friendship goes to a length to where you and your friend can have fun using bidets and even rank them, youve reached the absolute peak of a bond
I used a bidet once after a massive dump and I think my arsehole was still open. so like a gallon of water just shot straight up into my chocolate starfish and stayed in my body for like a week. every few hours I would keep spirting out little splashes of water from my ass anywhere I went. all that to say it was the greatest feeling I ever had in my life
"It won't stop and if i stand up the camera sees my penis and the water sprays the camera" in a pleading tone is probably the funniest thing Matt's said in any of these videos
Honestly I'm not surprised at all, the man owns tons of sex toys, it's only the correct line of action to go to something that cleans your ass after getting stuff that goes up your ass.
@@theamazingcj2748 idk, and wth do she means by "twin girl" is bro double themself or do she have a twin? and what does having a twin add to this? it does make you stronger in anyway, and being a bot, they don't even have strength to being with! what's going on!?!?!?
I am DYING when Matt says “yep” & his face travels across the bottom of the screen… These are single-handedly the 2 most self-assured men on the entire internet. Bless your hearts.
The most self-assured men on the internet? I don't know about that. Have you watched the GMM colonoscopy video? I'd put them solidly in second place, though
when Matt says “yep” & his face travels across the bottom of the screen… I bet the editor of this video saw this comment and thought, "Hell yeah, I knew that was a good one."
The remotes being in the wrong order was the biggest plot twist of the 21st century EDIT: Upon additional feedback in the comments, it seems as though both remotes could have controlled either toilet, which in all honesty just makes the situation ten times funnier. I like to imagine that Charlie pushed a single button to get Matt's air setting to start, while Charlie got put through the Naruto Thousand Years of Pain because Matt had his remote angled slightly towards Charlie's direction
Thank you so much, I could not sleep last night because i kept thinking, "Whats better? a cheap bidet or an expensive one?" SO glad u answered my question.
I’m thinking maybe a little water squirter (like those used to water plants) may be the solution for the truly poverty stricken among us 😅 Edited because I’m blaming my phone for failing to type accurately. I refuse to blame myself.
Nothing can prepare you for this specific sensation. I stayed at a Japanese onsen with two of my friends, and from day 1 the default prank was turning the bidet pressure all the way up before leaving the bathroom so if the next person didn't check before hitting start they'd absolutely power wash their pooper. We drank every time someone screamed from inside the bathroom.
That thumbnail is exactly what I needed popping up on my screen while showing my mother-in-law an email. Thanks Charlie Edit: watched the video together and now she's a fan
@@Haruspex528”paypig” my brother in christ this is not a bdsm transaction. this is akin to throwing a street performer some change cuz you like their music
"If I held it for too long, I was gonna be spittin' up water, I think." Truer words have never been spoken, as a 3 year bidet veteran... reverse osmosis in action. 😤
As a former plumber, I would highly recommend these. If you're handy, they're easy to install. There's a shut off valve behind everyone's toilet (US Plumbing ONLY). Turn that off. Take off your toilet seat. Screws off underneath towards the back of the toilet. Follow instructions for bidet install. *** JUST A HEADS UP!! DO NOT TOUCH YOUR SHUT OFF VALVE BEHIND YOUR TOILET IF IT'S OLD, RUSTY, HAS ANY TYPE OF CALCIUM/FLUORIDE BUILD UP. YOU MAY BREAK IT CAUSE IT'LL BE FRAGILE AND FLOOD YOUR BATHROOM. If you're uncertain, call a plumbing company and ask how much they're willing to charge to install the Bidet*** I HIGHLY RECOMMEND EVERYONE TO GET ONE!
That was a wild ride from start to finish, Charlie getting pressure washed three times in a row while Matt‘s water valve turned out to be off the entire time felt like it was straight out of a skit
Started watching thinking, "Stupid" I'm not sure I've ever been this invested into a you tube video. This is the content that matches my soul apparently.
If anyone cares, we bought that cheap one at the beginning of the pandemic and it’s still going strong four years later. Terrific purchase for less than $40.
*”Tushy was definitely better, Tushy let’s you play with the angles cuz that one speed bagged my balls in the beginning”* That description was oddly specific but definitely imaginable😂😂
I wish you the best of luck, I know it’s hard to struggle with mental health. Reach out to someone and if you need it and take it day by day. You’ve got this. Happy ass blasting.
From your name, I assume you have a cat. If not, get a cat immediately and hug it. Really helps me. Dog works too. A pet helps you to keep up the routine until you start to feel better. I hope you have access to mental health professionals. It will get better, don't give up❤.
Just came back from Japan. Best part of the trip were the bidets. They had a privacy mode with bird and waterfall sounds, as well as heated seats, AND English descriptions on the buttons lol.
From a seasoned veteran on bidets, the manual ones are the best, they are cheap, easy to maintain, the head size is larger so you don't feel like a needle poking your butt. You can fine tune the pressure with your grip, you can reach every angles for a spotless outcome. My personal perfect technique is to do a frontal approach at 30-40 degrees to push all the loose bits AWAY from your hand, then you adjust the attack angle to 90 to do the real cleaning, then circular motion to clean everything around. If you feeling frisky that day you can even do some open-close motions for deep cleaning, after that you sit still for ~5s for the water to drip out and you're all set for a new day.
As a seasoned bidet user, get a high end bidet seat. Like the alpha pearl, you can adjust the angle, and unlimited warm water, and drying. Cheap bidets arent pleasant at all.
Charlies kept restarting and that was peak comedy...... the review i didn't know i needed, but the belly laughs and honest real smiles that I desperately needed after the hard day I had..... thank you guys honestly I really needed that you came in clutch
I just started the video and I already know Charlie is forever a changed man. Getting your first bidet is like getting your first air fryer. You never want to stop using it.
@@o60zyzir you probably own an $18 Walmart air fryer. The first one I ever bought was a pile a of shit that took just as long to cook something as a convection oven, if not longer. I will say the really good ones aren't really worth the price of admission, but if you have disposable income, they're great when you have full control over the operating system and know how to use them.
The “Japanese” bidets(the ones with buttons n stuff) are the bidets that you will usually find in most household bathrooms in the city side of Korea. Its crazy seeing Charlie, someone who doesn’t even flinch when playing horror games, cry while using something that you use every day lmao
“No free advertising” as I’ve actively been convinced and am ordering the middle priced one they suggested at the end. Been wanting a bidet recently this video unironically was timed perfect
![ร้อยพ่อพันแม่ - WanMai [Official MV]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XY2pNYASEbg/mqdefault.jpg)
Just two friends blasting each other's asses having a good time 🗿
💀💀💀
Just bros being bros 😂
😂
Ass Blasting with your bros is always so fun 😊❤
Pause
let it be known from here on out; the most emotion charlie has ever displayed in a thumbnail was from him on a bidet.
Does anyone know what the purpose of these bots is?
@@wan2shuffleto get accs to 100k so they can get verified. Once they're verified they can be sold or used to scam people. They'll later change their name and profile picture to a popular youtuber or something
To be fair: He did get water sprayed right up his poop chute.
Watching the video, you can see that this was a mindshattering experience
The good kind of ass blasting
Never thought this would need a tier list yet here we are
My first thought was wow this is the top tier list I need more than any other fr
🧀 *Cheese* 🧀
@itz_me_aziza_21 NUH UH
At this point we are going to get a urinal tier list
@itz_me_aziza_21 nah id win
What his immigration officer thinks Moist E-Sports is about
Extremely underated
This comment wins for sure
actual facts
So true
lmaooooooooooo
that thumbnail is insane
Bro is getting inserted
tell him to play kogama next stream. he will get millions of views
xddd
How are there already bots in like 2 minutes 💀
Looks like me when I take it deep
New Show idea. Battle Bidets. Contestants control their opponents bidet until someone gets off the toilet. Winner is the last one sitting.
😂😂😂😂
Is there a petition to sign by any chance?
I'd win it doesn't bother me at all
I can get behind this idea
Honestly doesn’t sound too bad for a the other channel video
when a friendship goes to a length to where you and your friend can have fun using bidets and even rank them, youve reached the absolute peak of a bond
The final stage of the bro evolution
They just aquaassaulted each other with that Jap model lol
They have reached bro hive mind status.
I’ve never done that, but I’ve ghost bustered with my best friend before, and I think that’s on the same level.
They’ve reached maximum affinity
“Magic missile” is the absolute last thing I want to hear while a strange machine is inches away from my ass
What about "Chainsaw mode"?
Speak for yourself buckaroo 💅🏻
What about “Final Strike?”
what about “FINISH HIM” 😭😭
It really is the magic missle 😭😂
This video is like an audio log you would find in a horror game.
So tempted to make this a video
@walter-vq1fw please put this in a dead space bathroom
Bidetshock Infinite
@@m00nrac00ngenius
"The pressure was an unexpected surprise"
“That one speed bagged my balls” 💀💀💀💀
i lost it
Underrated af 🤣🤣🤣
lmao
Understanbly it wasn't meant for ball
Whats that even mean lol
Tushy: *Gentle stream*
TOTO SW3084: "Assume the position"
😂😂😂😂
fisto reference? big W
@@Driftstudios01I can’t feel my legs
@@Stoppie_October if you didn't fuck fisto when you activated him consider yourself an opp
@@Stoppie_OctoberIS THAT ALL YOU GOT
Today we learned cockroaches, d*ldos, and bidets are the three things that bring the most emotion out of penguinz0
And wasps
and US immigration
And the drawing of his dad
I was assuming thats what he meant by cockroach @@Nicia_Navarro
@@Limes_Taste_Good nah he's genuinely afraid of actual cockroaches
I have a bidet and I can’t go past 10% pressure for fear of my life. These men are the brave heroes we needed.
Same. My bidet feels like it'll rip my skin off if I go higher than like 15-20%
How much did yours cost?
@@ShaneTheBanethat's why you need to aim it in the hole
I go full power every time. I just want to feel something 🚬🗿
I used a bidet once after a massive dump and I think my arsehole was still open. so like a gallon of water just shot straight up into my chocolate starfish and stayed in my body for like a week. every few hours I would keep spirting out little splashes of water from my ass anywhere I went. all that to say it was the greatest feeling I ever had in my life
Not gonna lie, I didn't have "watch 2 grown men have their asses blasted by water" on my 2024 bingo card.
because you don't have a 2024 bingo card
@@FireJachwho says they don’t?
Maybe they had not having a 2024 bingo card on their 2024 bingo card@FireJach
I did
Brother none of us had, but we're all greatfull that it happened nonetheless
"It won't stop and if i stand up the camera sees my penis and the water sprays the camera" in a pleading tone is probably the funniest thing Matt's said in any of these videos
the japanese toilet segment is the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all year 😭
yah for sure, that was a laugh I needed.
This is the first time I've ever seen Charlie both laugh and cry so hard that by the end of the moment, tears are visibly running down his face.
Nah the water was shooting up his ass so hard it was coming out of his eyes. He wasn't cry laughing
Never in my life did I expect a moistcritikal bidet review
Honestly I'm not surprised at all, the man owns tons of sex toys, it's only the correct line of action to go to something that cleans your ass after getting stuff that goes up your ass.
That's part of the beauty of it. Often the best gifts are unexpected.
God damn these bots
@itz_me_aziza_21can someone please tell me what this means. This bot has been lurking forever, but it doesn't make sense.
🧀 *Cheese* 🧀
@@theamazingcj2748 idk, and wth do she means by "twin girl" is bro double themself or do she have a twin? and what does having a twin add to this? it does make you stronger in anyway, and being a bot, they don't even have strength to being with! what's going on!?!?!?
The plot twist with the backwards remotes in the last one is such a good blend of situational comedy and psychological horror
Psychological horror?💀
damn why did you spoiler me this
@@rookapooka4873ur in a tiny room getting ur ass blasted with boiling water and hot air forever
literal jigsaw trap
@@rookapooka4873 ?
The fact they both picked "player one" then wonder why both remotes are controlling one toilet had me in fits.
well i don't think most people are going to buy 2 toilets
@@zythe9876you never been in a home with more than one bathroom?
@@high_wrld3114 not right next to each other like this
the concept of 2 grown men giddy with joy getting pierced by a shooting jet of water is truely one of the 7 wonders of the world
penetrated*
Truely…
Joy? They got sexually assaulted by the Japanese bidet 💀
I'm not sure they were so much giddy with joy as fearing for their lives (Or at least their anal virginity lol)
@@christopherdavis7069cruelly? Maybe that was in his mind.
Never thought I would be amused by 2 grown men blasting their asses on youtube. But here I am.
I knew I would, that’s why I clicked, lmao
Plot twist, Charlie’s got a cousin named tooshi
ayo pause XD
usually im amused by that on a different website
@@EctotasmicGross 🤢
"IM HITTING THE GIRL!" is a sentence i never thought id hear from matt
I heard it a lot from the owner of my local pakistani supermarket
Never thought I’d hear him ask Charlie to spray his ass either
@@redrumreverse964lmao
@@redrumreverse964 wtf?
This felt like an Unus Annus episode 🖤🤍
unus anus but i agree
Memento Mori friends
Unus Annus vibes
Now that you said that. I miss uno Annus, I’m sad they removed
There channel
What a throwback
I am DYING
when Matt says “yep” & his face travels across the bottom of the screen…
These are single-handedly the 2 most self-assured men on the entire internet.
Bless your hearts.
The most self-assured men on the internet? I don't know about that. Have you watched the GMM colonoscopy video? I'd put them solidly in second place, though
when Matt says “yep” & his face travels across the bottom of the screen…
I bet the editor of this video saw this comment and thought, "Hell yeah, I knew that was a good one."
@@Stormwolf1O1x let's give it up for the editor 👏 applause 👏
@@mustwereallydothis no I haven’t. 😆 what’s GNM?
@@ExtraCelest1algood mythical morning
The remotes being in the wrong order was the biggest plot twist of the 21st century
EDIT: Upon additional feedback in the comments, it seems as though both remotes could have controlled either toilet, which in all honesty just makes the situation ten times funnier. I like to imagine that Charlie pushed a single button to get Matt's air setting to start, while Charlie got put through the Naruto Thousand Years of Pain because Matt had his remote angled slightly towards Charlie's direction
spoilers 😪
@@Oliver-bh5tr I probably should a thought about that. Srry!😓
Hey man,you just spoiled it for me
They weren’t though, they swapped back
@@Oliver-bh5tr going into comment section before finishing video:
Thank you so much, I could not sleep last night because i kept thinking, "Whats better? a cheap bidet or an expensive one?" SO glad u answered my question.
🧀 *Cheese* 🧀
man i look for real replies and see these bots
@itz_me_aziza_21 crazy how you spammed this same comment across like 20 other comments.
this was actually my shower thought the other day lol
I’m thinking maybe a little water squirter (like those used to water plants) may be the solution for the truly poverty stricken among us 😅
Edited because I’m blaming my phone for failing to type accurately. I refuse to blame myself.
Nothing can prepare you for this specific sensation. I stayed at a Japanese onsen with two of my friends, and from day 1 the default prank was turning the bidet pressure all the way up before leaving the bathroom so if the next person didn't check before hitting start they'd absolutely power wash their pooper. We drank every time someone screamed from inside the bathroom.
😂
The Magic Missile setting is wild. Fuckin auto-hits your prostate
ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK.
That's when toilet time becomes fun
TORMENTUM!
it hurts at first but the longer it goes on, the more relaxed you become, and the more you start to enjoy yourself
@@Wulfjager hang on. This... sounds sus
@@Wulfjager HOLD ON AYO
This is the kind of friendship everyone deserves.
The thumbnail is filled with such raw primal emotion.... for bidets
Bidets do sometimes evoke such emotions, don't underestimate them
Dbot
Lust provoking thumbnail
I think a p-bot copied your comment, watch out.
Watching two full grown men scream about how much of a bidet hurt is not something I knew I needed
The most emotion I've EVER seen from Charlie, and it's him having the ol' chocolate starfish blasted into next week
That would break any man
It ain’t chocolate after that
This is exactly what id want from a bidet test. so glad you went through with it
That thumbnail is exactly what I needed popping up on my screen while showing my mother-in-law an email. Thanks Charlie
Edit: watched the video together and now she's a fan
@alexthemovie Is that impressive? I dont think he animates but im not a superfan
Your mother-in-law? You're too young to have a husband. You're about 20. Why do you people insist on doing this to yourselves?
@deathstorm501 it’s not impressive, penguinz0 doesn’t animate and the commenter is a bit
*bot
Bro what? @Zenigundam
Charlie's anguished and fatigued face at 18:16 is reminiscent of Christ's final moments on the cross
This might be the best review video ever
Dude it just came out.
True xdd
bro watched a 20 minute video under a minute
Bro watched it on 20x speed
Bro is starving for likes
Those were some of the best belly laughs. I can't believe I just watched a grown man get ass blasted 3 times in a row by heated water that's tough.
its heated?
Ass blasted literally 😭😭😭
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in so long 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Charlie actually just crying because the Japanese one is too fucking complicated. 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine paying to be a member of a free yt channel lmaooo
@@raging100cause he likes the content and wants to show some love.
@@zvddypaypig shielding ain't a good look
@@Haruspex528”paypig” my brother in christ this is not a bdsm transaction. this is akin to throwing a street performer some change cuz you like their music
Internet Jesus needs his donations as well lol…. Let people support who they want
The entire $400 one reminds me of the cars 2 scene where Mater goes to japan and he doesn't know how to use the car bidet 😂😂
😭😭😭 good comparison
I think the cinematography deserves an award
Imagine never watching this channel before and this is the first video you watch from them.
This was my first video 😭
Fr this is crazy
@@divinedmthis is honestly a great intro to the moist verse
Man this is the peak video to watch at 2 am, just 2 dudes getting their ass blasted and laughing about it
What
copied my comment. nice
@@DDoSmeiDareYou who are you :0
@@DDoSmeiDareYou You know people can have similar ideas right?
No diddy
10:30 greatest youtube format ever conceived. 4 guys on bidet toilets with different remotes trying to guess who has which ones remote.
"If I held it for too long I'd be spitting up water" 💀
ATWT moment 💦
"If I held it for too long, I was gonna be spittin' up water, I think."
Truer words have never been spoken, as a 3 year bidet veteran... reverse osmosis in action. 😤
Thank you for serving our country brave solder
Which bathroom did you serve in?
OMG That was like a sitcom bit. No matter what they try, it just blasts only Charlie in the bunghole. I'm dying.
Moist critikal getting critikally moistened
Seeing them laugh so much makes my night 🌙 love you guys! Thanks for all the smiles
Big same!!!!!!
Imagine penguin getting off with it
The amount of emotion in this video made me shed a tear. What an amazing preformance.
Not using Ludwig's bidet is such a slap in the nuts.
Right?
That's ironic, a POS making a bidet.
such a splash in the ass
Didn’t even know he had one and I’m sure they didn’t either.
More like a jet of water
These men need a medal of honor for their bravery. Charles deserves a purple heart for his injuries sustained.
For washing their ass?
As a former plumber, I would highly recommend these. If you're handy, they're easy to install.
There's a shut off valve behind everyone's toilet (US Plumbing ONLY). Turn that off. Take off your toilet seat. Screws off underneath towards the back of the toilet.
Follow instructions for bidet install.
*** JUST A HEADS UP!! DO NOT TOUCH YOUR SHUT OFF VALVE BEHIND YOUR TOILET IF IT'S OLD, RUSTY, HAS ANY TYPE OF CALCIUM/FLUORIDE BUILD UP. YOU MAY BREAK IT CAUSE IT'LL BE FRAGILE AND FLOOD YOUR BATHROOM. If you're uncertain, call a plumbing company and ask how much they're willing to charge to install the Bidet***
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND EVERYONE TO GET ONE!
As a not a former plumber I also highly recommend these. I'm sick of smelling people's ass as they walk by
As someone who smells peoples ass, I do not recommend this. @@pink1536
@@pink1536 hyperozmia moment?
you've convinced me.
@@pink1536is this an American problem?
Just finished a 9HR shift at work, what better way to end off the night than to watch Matt and Charlie clean their ass 😂
@itz_me_aziza_21 Crazy how no one cares
@itz_me_aziza_21crazy how no one likes you
@itz_me_aziza_21 I don’t give a fuck
@itz_me_aziza_21 shhh bum
That was a wild ride from start to finish, Charlie getting pressure washed three times in a row while Matt‘s water valve turned out to be off the entire time felt like it was straight out of a skit
Started watching thinking, "Stupid"
I'm not sure I've ever been this invested into a you tube video.
This is the content that matches my soul apparently.
If anyone cares, we bought that cheap one at the beginning of the pandemic and it’s still going strong four years later. Terrific purchase for less than $40.
Doesn't the cold water bother you?
12:06 Charlie's gutteral grunt of pain here is hilarious. Convinced me that I should invest in a bidet, too.
*”Tushy was definitely better, Tushy let’s you play with the angles cuz that one speed bagged my balls in the beginning”* That description was oddly specific but definitely imaginable😂😂
if you ever meet Charlie in real life and are nervous, just remember this moment in his career. You will never feel nervous around him or matt again
Charlie and Matt getting semi violated by a Japanese bidet is content I didn't know I needed, but am eternally grateful I got 😂
I’m so glad that everything in the universe aligned perfectly for this moment
It looks like they're piloting a mecha being attacked by a kaiju or something
i like that matt looks like a normal human and charlie is looking like he has a bidet fetish
When PBS said you could use their facilities im sure this isnt what they were thinking 😂.
i completely forgot about that lmaoo
PBS is watching this video in horror 😂😂
this is at charlie’s warehouse tho
@@janaforkel1 its a joke mayne
@@BDChupacabra oh whoops haha
the half laugh half crying "IT WON'T STOP" is hilarious
This is definitely the most hilarious tier list I've watched. I swear the bidet had something against Charlie to keep spraying his bum hole like that.
"Hilarous" is one way to describe it, I would call it "pathetic". It's fun watching charlie be a little bitch!
i can just imagine the crew hearing their screams outside lmaooooooo
i truly don’t understand how Charlie’s content can just keep getting better and better
Imagine some American guy screaming during his first time in a public European restroom
@@p-__bot
Depends how good the twink was, like I’d understand I think
As an American, every time a friend needs to use the bathroom and they see the bidet, they instantly want to try it. They scream.
Would scream
@@Posh_Quack they do it every single time too xd
Horror games don't scare Charlie, he doesn't get angry at rage games but a bidet makes Charlie red faced with TEARS.
Poor Charles
The ad placement right at 6:22 had me crying. That was heavy "we'll be right back" vibes.
Charlie begging for help as his taint gets pressure washed by scalding hot water is something I never knew I needed to see.
Been really struggling lately with mental health issues and this miracle actually made me smile. Thanks, dudes. Happy ass blasting.
I hope things get better each day for you. Happy ass blasting for you too.
I wish you the best of luck, I know it’s hard to struggle with mental health. Reach out to someone and if you need it and take it day by day. You’ve got this. Happy ass blasting.
Let's all use bidets together
From your name, I assume you have a cat. If not, get a cat immediately and hug it. Really helps me. Dog works too. A pet helps you to keep up the routine until you start to feel better. I hope you have access to mental health professionals. It will get better, don't give up❤.
wishing some more smiles your way ❤
"Go 100, Go 100"💀💀"just roll with it"
I animate better than you @alexthemovie
bros comment is bot central wtf
Bro is the summoner of bots 🗣‼️💯‼️‼️🔥🤔
Why all the bots flooding to this comment
I saved you
By far one of the best videos ya'll have ever put out. I love the raw emotion in the video.
Just came back from Japan. Best part of the trip were the bidets. They had a privacy mode with bird and waterfall sounds, as well as heated seats, AND English descriptions on the buttons lol.
those privacy modes are great. Love the ones that have little music jingles too.
The heated seats are clutch. I was in Kyoto in the winter and waking up to a heated seat was awesome.
This is the most old-TH-cam style video I’ve seen in years and I had a blast
Exactly what I was thinking
I genuinely hope that some random person that's sincerely looking for a bidet comes across this.
Ima get one when I live on my own, it makes so much more sense to use water instead of paper
Watching two grown men get violated by toilets is something I didn't know I had on my bucket list...
Skibidi brainrot porn.
From a seasoned veteran on bidets, the manual ones are the best, they are cheap, easy to maintain, the head size is larger so you don't feel like a needle poking your butt. You can fine tune the pressure with your grip, you can reach every angles for a spotless outcome. My personal perfect technique is to do a frontal approach at 30-40 degrees to push all the loose bits AWAY from your hand, then you adjust the attack angle to 90 to do the real cleaning, then circular motion to clean everything around. If you feeling frisky that day you can even do some open-close motions for deep cleaning, after that you sit still for ~5s for the water to drip out and you're all set for a new day.
I ain't reading allat lil' bro but I'm happy for you tho, or sorry that happened?
@@wooshbait36just say You're happy for em lol
"adjust the attack angle" made me giggle
@@wooshbait36 Should read it so you can learn how to wash your ass
As a seasoned bidet user, get a high end bidet seat. Like the alpha pearl, you can adjust the angle, and unlimited warm water, and drying. Cheap bidets arent pleasant at all.
Charlies kept restarting and that was peak comedy...... the review i didn't know i needed, but the belly laughs and honest real smiles that I desperately needed after the hard day I had..... thank you guys honestly I really needed that you came in clutch
I just started the video and I already know Charlie is forever a changed man.
Getting your first bidet is like getting your first air fryer. You never want to stop using it.
air fryers fucking suck
You're using it wrong or its a dud
@@o60zyzir you probably own an $18 Walmart air fryer. The first one I ever bought was a pile a of shit that took just as long to cook something as a convection oven, if not longer. I will say the really good ones aren't really worth the price of admission, but if you have disposable income, they're great when you have full control over the operating system and know how to use them.
12:47 "It won't stop, and if I stand up the camera sees my penis" Sounds like a new game theory problem (the bidet influencer's dilemma) 🚽🎥
Charlie whimpering from the bidet is the funniest shit
when they go outside to the lobby and speak about their experience it sounds like they had say gex out of context 💀
Just let the intrusive thoughts win and say “gay sex”
@@perrywclifton gay sex? never heard of it
The “Japanese” bidets(the ones with buttons n stuff) are the bidets that you will usually find in most household bathrooms in the city side of Korea.
Its crazy seeing Charlie, someone who doesn’t even flinch when playing horror games, cry while using something that you use every day lmao
ikr lmao Charlie being much more emotional over bidets Is the best thing I've seen
I laughed so hard throughout this. The last bidet was like you both were going through McKamey Manor.
Ludwig falling to his knees not having them review his Bidet
Almost 44 years of life passed me before I felt the warm water of a bidet clean my brown eye, I yearn for a return to that weekend in the cold north.
Bidet review gives a whole new meaning to moist critical
Who knew bidet reviews is where matt would shine the most. He killed it with the commentary this video.
bidets are scary ngl. like you're chilling and relaxed after finally taking a shit, and then suddenly BOOM jet stream enema
it's way nicer when the water is heated
Don't you feel the need to clean your hole with water tho
You get used to it fast. Then you'll never want to use a toilet without one.
@@dogdjinnthe cold water wakes you up
missed opportunity to not get ludwig in on this
@@p-__well...after this video...
This is the quality fucking content we signed up for when we subscribed to someone with "moist" in their name
11:20 "wait charlie it's not stopping..." He was DEVASTATED
I just want you to know I clicked on this because I actually want to know this valuable consumer information. You're doing good work out here.
“No free advertising” as I’ve actively been convinced and am ordering the middle priced one they suggested at the end. Been wanting a bidet recently this video unironically was timed perfect
Perfect timing as I watch this on the shitter
Have fun!
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@@p-__ no bot. You
@@p-__ you are a bot
Imagine the crew outside bathroom, listening to them yelling , giggling and laughing in there lol.