Terrifying & Adorable Animals with Dave Salmoni

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  • @spaghettibolognese5838
    @spaghettibolognese5838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8470

    Dave: *tries to educate the audience by saying really professional things about the CALM animals*
    Jimmy: ok but iM SCARED

    • @mannamedisaak3316
      @mannamedisaak3316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      spaghettibolognese yeah in reality I think you just want to Scare Jimmy

    • @heyheyheyheyheyhey76
      @heyheyheyheyheyhey76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      I definitely like Kimmel but it's plain annoying how much of a wimp he is. Conan always engages with the animals to be fair.

    • @ImZim82
      @ImZim82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@heyheyheyheyheyhey76 has the biggest puss. His scary self lol.

    • @klsgang8741
      @klsgang8741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kakatzh

    • @rltb_riley
      @rltb_riley 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They could be calm like “no danger I can eat em” XD

  • @scotthay2595
    @scotthay2595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10070

    You can tell Dave gets a little annoyed with Jimmy sometimes but he's too nice to say anything hahahaha

    • @yourdailydoseofnegativity189
      @yourdailydoseofnegativity189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +457

      Hes Canadian dawg

    • @yourdailydoseofnegativity189
      @yourdailydoseofnegativity189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @Roach can i help you bud?

    • @yourdailydoseofnegativity189
      @yourdailydoseofnegativity189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      @Roach not irrelevant. He's too nice to say anything Jimmy because he's canadian. Because canadians are superior ;)

    • @805fillmore
      @805fillmore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Never bite the hand that feeds you lmao

    • @AJ-uf8pf
      @AJ-uf8pf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      I would too😭 jimmys trying to make the audience laugh and Dave is tryna educate

  • @ericadsouza626
    @ericadsouza626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4984

    Jimmy you need to let Dave speak.
    Dave comes prepared with a lot of information but he never gets to put it out. He is always rushed. Jimmy try not to butt in!

    • @randyjones1130
      @randyjones1130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I’ve been watching all the other talk show hosts with animal visitors, David, Johnny, Jimmy and the other Jimmy. They ALL interrupt. Not seen Ellen with animals, don’t know if she does.

    • @am._.z_z6175
      @am._.z_z6175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I really feel sad for dave

    • @SunFlower-x3
      @SunFlower-x3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Erica D'souza oh be quiet! His show isn't the info show. Research animals yourself.

    • @emmakraus1692
      @emmakraus1692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shut up omg 😒

    • @QueenofWheels
      @QueenofWheels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh hush they know what they signed up for. It is their show people want to see jokes not hear animal facts this is not the zoo

  • @danielwhyatt3278
    @danielwhyatt3278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1182

    I can’t believe he’s scared of literally every animal they bring out except for the piglets. I would feel so honoured if I could hold animals like these. I mean, he was even slightly nervous of the hedgehogs. I mean it’s a hedgehog for crying out loud. It’s literally one of the most innocent creatures on this planet. And I can testify to that, I’m British. We’re basically the home of the hedgehog. Well, ‘were’, seeing as we only have 5% of the population left.😢🤧

    • @dontsubscribetome3262
      @dontsubscribetome3262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Daniel Whyatt you should visit the swedish island Gotland. Thier province animal is the hedgehog. For a good reason, there was a hedgehog family living in the backyard while i was there and they were out almost always
      They also have a form of wild rabbit there that is really cute

    • @YumegakaMurakumo
      @YumegakaMurakumo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm saddened you can't really cuddle with hedgies. They're so CUTE!
      I had a friend who had one and when she nuzzled up on my leg, those quills were such uncomfortable sensation and I was wearing jeans too😂😭

    • @KathyAnne28
      @KathyAnne28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I had an albino hedgehog as a teen that loved to cuddle up with me. She was prissy but such an amazing girl. I miss her terribly.

    • @slxbeats8146
      @slxbeats8146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He might be scared of chickens...
      Jimmy:👀
      Chicken: buck bukk
      Jimmy: I'm scared

    • @daddyvolt3941
      @daddyvolt3941 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i want a hedgehog AND a porcupine 😭

  • @InkWavve
    @InkWavve 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5394

    "I would never bring you anything dangerous."
    Brings a 500 lb bear.

  • @joelkahiga4661
    @joelkahiga4661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2375

    *Today at 23 years i learned porcupines can't throw spikes*
    Another case of your childhood was a lie.

    • @talaaljaber5375
      @talaaljaber5375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That was a hedgehog and also im sorry but i never believed in that because it sounded stupid, please take No Offence to this but like...(my bad I thought you meant the hedgehog cause Jimmy also mentioned the throwing spikes with the hedgehog)

    • @mamandu0378
      @mamandu0378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Heres another lie from your childhood. Brontosauruses arent real.

    • @mrworldwide3951
      @mrworldwide3951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mamandu 0 no *I can't believe it*

    • @JessicaRodriguez-lw3rj
      @JessicaRodriguez-lw3rj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait what?!?!!? Are u serious??

    • @Talongirl333
      @Talongirl333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Fun fact, because their quills are hollow, both a porcupine & a hedgehog can float in water

  • @saray8367
    @saray8367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3911

    Jimmy : I DON'T WANNA PET HIM!!!!
    Me: I DOOOOOOOO!!

    • @jyoster6447
      @jyoster6447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That's what I keep saying for each animal.

    • @kairiandpapou
      @kairiandpapou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same

    • @lizmowrey9866
      @lizmowrey9866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Right?! I wanna be Jimmy at that time

    • @Code4You1
      @Code4You1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We all do!

    • @LuisLopez-kx1wr
      @LuisLopez-kx1wr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me too......

  • @rashveei
    @rashveei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    I hate how whenever he brings out an animal Jimmy is like "How do you know it won't attack us?!?", like dude, Dave literally works with these animals day to day... if there's anyone who knows anything, it's him...

    • @Unknown-wl9tq
      @Unknown-wl9tq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      would i have to remind you of the Siegfried & Roy attack?

    • @stuntcock8921
      @stuntcock8921 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jimmy is just trying to be funny. Unfortunately he is not funny so it just looks douchey

  • @kanikadogar472
    @kanikadogar472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6168

    Dave is always trying to educate everyone and Jimmy won't let him 😂

    • @seanhetzel8371
      @seanhetzel8371 6 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      Haha I hate how he always interrupts him its so irritating

    • @psychobillynumbnuts1
      @psychobillynumbnuts1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Then go to Animal Planet if you want to learn about animals. This is a comedy show that needs the host to be funny.

    • @kanikadogar472
      @kanikadogar472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      The Unknown Psycho yh if interrupting someone consistently was funny you'd probably do well in life. It was just an observation man. Stop spreading this rude vibe.peace to you.

    • @psychobillynumbnuts1
      @psychobillynumbnuts1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It is not the Dave live show, it's the jimmy kimmel show. If you don't want the host to talk in his own show then change the channel, dummy

    • @Solidsnaik
      @Solidsnaik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s kind of a funny dynamic. If Dave were a little more adept at interviews he’d slide his plug in to a joke or something.

  • @Greatwhitehunter23
    @Greatwhitehunter23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2424

    why do they rush through the animals? like let people learn about the animals and enjoy watching them..

    • @greatcesari
      @greatcesari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      It only feels rushed because the guy can barely get a word out.

    • @2batgirl
      @2batgirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Time limit

    • @BobbySacamano
      @BobbySacamano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      You do have the option of switching the channel to Animal Planet

    • @courtneymaclaren1466
      @courtneymaclaren1466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Will Lupold they only have so much time

    • @user-jr3sz9py9r
      @user-jr3sz9py9r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Will Lupold yeah the comments above are why and also probably because they dont want to stress the animals out too much. If theyre on the stage for too long with a loud crowd of people then they will definitely get stressed

  • @sebclat
    @sebclat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    At this point I just want Dave to have his own show where he just talks and educates about cool and exotic animals

  • @Rxh7n
    @Rxh7n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Jimmy has never let him finish any of his sentences on any episode that’s just rude asf

  • @sofijadjukic15
    @sofijadjukic15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1665

    The lizard looks like mrs kipling from Jessie who knows the show will understand

    • @miamia8361
      @miamia8361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sofija Đukić omg yesssss😩😂

    • @kyleingalls4826
      @kyleingalls4826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sofija Đukić I remember watching that show all the time

    • @sofijadjukic15
      @sofijadjukic15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kyleingalls4826me too I watched the episodes over and over again

    • @NISFWheezy
      @NISFWheezy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You legend

    • @rltb_riley
      @rltb_riley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I miss that show 😢

  • @kindrazenonian4229
    @kindrazenonian4229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +943

    Dave has an impeccable amount of patience it is honestly amazing.

    • @taminoll
      @taminoll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Big facts. You have to have an amazing amount of patience working with animals, humans on the other hand are obnoxious 🤣🤣🤣 dave is a saint

    • @walnut1105
      @walnut1105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@taminoll also, he's canadian

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably works with a lot of kids.

    • @coreymckee4844
      @coreymckee4844 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@walnut1105 so? That a problem?🤨

    • @MasterOfViewership
      @MasterOfViewership ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You need patience to handle and control exotic animals

  • @xvictoriax8421
    @xvictoriax8421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1612

    Cartoons have made vultures seem hideous but man he was beautiful and looked fluffy! Lol

    • @xvictoriax8421
      @xvictoriax8421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Also I’m losing it over those pot belly pigs omg 😂

    • @yasharora6818
      @yasharora6818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah he was really cute as well😅

    • @annalise9900
      @annalise9900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Omg he was so fluffy I wanted to pet him lol

    • @daniellaawani9901
      @daniellaawani9901 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know!!

    • @Shewas-kathybates
      @Shewas-kathybates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      There are different types of vultures. They typically are hideous

  • @zatchidz
    @zatchidz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    I like Jimmy, but he's EXTREMELY annoying with animals.
    He could have just let Dave educate people.

    • @isthatsquid
      @isthatsquid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I feel like he should be more committed to doing what Dave wants. I know it's his show but if he doesn't seem into it he shouldn't have it on his show imo

    • @AD-bn6zk
      @AD-bn6zk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dave is insisting that he feeds an animal with the nickname " dragon " what normal person wouldn't be scared??

    • @steverichards1556
      @steverichards1556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's not animal planet you know.

    • @ghost_type_gaming670
      @ghost_type_gaming670 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was being real disrespectful to that lizard

    • @PhysicNationOfficial
      @PhysicNationOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its his show. He can't just let the guest talk to "educate" people. lol

  • @orangepeel7530
    @orangepeel7530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1105

    Oh my god, I always thought that vultures were ugly. He’s SOOO PRETTY!!!

    • @hotpotadoe3381
      @hotpotadoe3381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      HazardGamingYT not when they’re not cleaned regularly

    • @eldagalindo9656
      @eldagalindo9656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I used to get close enough to the ones at the USAA campus and they didn't smell, but they did keep the property very clean of any roadkill that was hurt. We used to call them the unofficial USAA mascot because we had so many on campus. Truly beautiful creatures and glad the company didn't try to exterminate the animals on campus which has a ton of possums, skunks, raccoons and white tail deer (Texas campus).

    • @frankmcgovern5445
      @frankmcgovern5445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Turkey vultures... less pretty.

    • @dama12347
      @dama12347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only this one is pretty 👍

    • @aygulmemet4201
      @aygulmemet4201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The ones in cartoons are always ugly. Disney did them dirty.

  • @nicoleb1563
    @nicoleb1563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1725

    WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE HE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE IM CRYINGGG

    • @ashton3p043
      @ashton3p043 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nicole B I had a Hedgehog they are cool pets

    • @erynq1895
      @erynq1895 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have a hedgehog and it’s so funny when they huff 😂

    • @DanielAlvarez-gs5yj
      @DanielAlvarez-gs5yj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jimmy sounds like he's about to explode Whenever Dave brings out an animal

    • @captainclassic2740
      @captainclassic2740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He said it so calmly too. 😂😂

    • @lisavogel7860
      @lisavogel7860 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *_GOTTA GO EXPLODE_*

  • @atlas-vista
    @atlas-vista 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4708

    Best guest on th show

  • @milesedgeworth132
    @milesedgeworth132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Everyone: LET DAVE SPEAK
    Every Late Night Host: THEY'RE MAKING ME INTERACT WITH WILD ANIMALS LIVE ON CAMERA

    • @jasonhung9081
      @jasonhung9081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Every late night host but Conan O’Brien

    • @user-hb6yd4nm3h
      @user-hb6yd4nm3h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Watch conan o'brien and sometimes jimmy fallon

  • @laurendaniels1341
    @laurendaniels1341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1268

    Jimmy, I'm gonna need you to calm down, and let Dave speak. 🙄👀

    • @niemandniemand1287
      @niemandniemand1287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He let him to speak smartass

    • @AF-dz4ty
      @AF-dz4ty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Watch national geographic lol.

    • @puppsiepuppy5061
      @puppsiepuppy5061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      U need to calm down.. Ur being too loud...

    • @805fillmore
      @805fillmore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AF-dz4ty I know right lol. These people really telling jimmy to be quiet on his own show?

    • @thehuntedwarhawk6489
      @thehuntedwarhawk6489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@805fillmore Yeah but Jimmy need to let Dave speak also Jimmy is not that funny. And why does Jimmy invite Dave if he keeps interrupting him.

  • @vedanshkhanduri352
    @vedanshkhanduri352 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3523

    *HE IS COMING AT US* 😂😂

    • @gcc4426
      @gcc4426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      YES, DAVE. COME AT ME! ugh

    • @bellawitz85
      @bellawitz85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Gorgeous vulture though!

    • @ramboi9142
      @ramboi9142 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Vulture: come at me bro

    • @theemostutterqueenp4253
      @theemostutterqueenp4253 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Evan Haggard
      I need to see this happen now 😂😂

    • @erenjaeger99
      @erenjaeger99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DownShot haha

  • @Eddiemybeloved
    @Eddiemybeloved 5 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    Jimmy: What's his name?
    Dave: Dexter
    Jimmy: Oh good you name him after a serial killer
    I'M CHOKING 😂😂😂

    • @malisensei7959
      @malisensei7959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Which animal which time stamp

    • @Eddiemybeloved
      @Eddiemybeloved 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@malisensei7959 6:47

    • @ogfunctionn
      @ogfunctionn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      OMG NO WAY YOU'RE CHOKING??!?!? You must be from tumblr.

    • @viniparab8612
      @viniparab8612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you seen Dean Vlogs there is Even a lion name Dexter😍

    • @saisuhas7107
      @saisuhas7107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@malisensei7959 vulture

  • @StrikeTeam0316
    @StrikeTeam0316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I’ve noticed all animal experts across all types of the talk show platforms put up with being interrupted and constant jokes from the host because you can tell they’re genuinely passionate about their cause. Props to them.

  • @owenw.1643
    @owenw.1643 6 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    why are all these tv show hosts wimps around animals that are relatively harmless? i would pay money to spend time with those breathtaking animals!

    • @huangxinyue739
      @huangxinyue739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      o m the lizard is not harmless, it’s extremely dangerous as its saliva contains a lot of bacteria

    • @delisa7187
      @delisa7187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      young savage lmao😂

    • @mixy9863
      @mixy9863 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      To be entertaing or they are all wusses

    • @lustygirl
      @lustygirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not everyones the same

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Huang Xin Yue it’s not a Komodo dragon it’s an Asian water monitor

  • @Hollins23
    @Hollins23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    So typically Canadian...humble, polite, friendly!

  • @spartacusmanu
    @spartacusmanu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1072

    Why people in general look so much sexier when they hold animals and you can see they love them ?
    Thumbs up for Dave,you're my hero

    • @PaperMario64
      @PaperMario64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Captain Barnes it’s true, Bucky

    • @spartacusmanu
      @spartacusmanu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Right,Mario?

    • @terryfang
      @terryfang 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True, like Coyote Peterson

    • @mlee-w664
      @mlee-w664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Terry Fang No not him, he always looks...

    • @matttheman9740
      @matttheman9740 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mleew Hey my boy coyote is sexiness ! no homo

  • @maysonmiles2978
    @maysonmiles2978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Dave: brings out asian water monitor
    Me: “ Mrs Kipling? Is that you?”

  • @the907life
    @the907life 6 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    That was the fastest 10 minutes ever

    • @serchinnho
      @serchinnho 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Alaskan Grown that's what she said :( :( :(

    • @ethan7744
      @ethan7744 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      serchinnho oof

  • @rosewood1703
    @rosewood1703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    IS THAT A CHICKEN???!!!

    • @shortjohn97
      @shortjohn97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SHUT UP LMAO

    • @bellajuventina
      @bellajuventina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol I saw what you did here

    • @kim-jayjosias4096
      @kim-jayjosias4096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahhahahahah almost choked on my coffee to this one lol

    • @melany.madmun
      @melany.madmun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes Kylie hahahaha

    • @godjoohyun1683
      @godjoohyun1683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @shinky9163
    @shinky9163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1162

    Are there any talk show hosts that like.. aren't afraid of the animals

    • @Corzza025
      @Corzza025 6 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      shinae shark I think Conan is the only one

    • @two-face1041
      @two-face1041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      shinae shark I don’t think Ellen has had any animal trainer on her show

    • @josnatvinaro7992
      @josnatvinaro7992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      The worst is fallon

    • @ellacastillo3502
      @ellacastillo3502 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Conan... #1 hahaha!

    • @stmb214
      @stmb214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      James Corden is brilliant with them to be fair. Him and Conan are the two best with animals. Kimmel & Fallon are genuinely interested but it bugs me when they don't let the Dave or the other animal experts talk and explain things, and keep interrupting with silly, not very funny jokes a lot of the time. If your gonna have the guy on at least listen to him

  • @Gozud
    @Gozud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    0:33 I love how Dave says have a seat when jimmy should be the one saying that to him 🤣

  • @pavitraelizabeth9832
    @pavitraelizabeth9832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Who else thought the Lizard was adorable? ? 😢😍

    • @holyshitshea5867
      @holyshitshea5867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pavithra Elizabeth He was baby

    • @Nirrrina
      @Nirrrina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's a sweetheart. I'd feed him in a heartbeat. I'd throw it from across the room or hold it with some very long tongs though.

    • @fangchick93
      @fangchick93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He came in cuddling Dave. How could you not think he was cute?

    • @nirupamadevi9248
      @nirupamadevi9248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mee

    • @beenaatlee8020
      @beenaatlee8020 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Komodo cute 🐍

  • @sunreddy85
    @sunreddy85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Why isn’t anyone talking about how hot Dave is

    • @fuccboi2562
      @fuccboi2562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Me. He's got that zaddy vibe 😍

    • @gingteng9803
      @gingteng9803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Im looking for this comment 🌚

    • @sjv610
      @sjv610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      CAKE 🎂

    • @pilingpiling7286
      @pilingpiling7286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sex w/ dve

    • @kanyeeast9822
      @kanyeeast9822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@pilingpiling7286 Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !

  • @averyoffenbecher
    @averyoffenbecher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    dave: do you wanna feed it? (talking about the asian water monitor)
    jimmy: no i don't want to feed it!!!
    i would legit be so honoured to feed an asian water monitor

    • @OldmanVosh
      @OldmanVosh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I wanna feed Jimmy to the Asian water monitor.

    • @okayest_pianist
      @okayest_pianist 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OldmanVosh 😭😭😭😭

  • @ICanHazRecon911
    @ICanHazRecon911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    As an entertainment show, I always questioned the authenticity of Jimmy's fear of exotic animals, but this guy's hand was literally SHAKING at 2:21 and that's all the convincing it took for me

  • @pearlphosphophyllite995
    @pearlphosphophyllite995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Me: *sees hedgehog*
    My brain: *Sonic X's theme songs loudly plays in the back of my head*

  • @jamielee7863
    @jamielee7863 6 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    "HE'S COMING AT US" 😂😂 I died

  • @abigailwilliams8889
    @abigailwilliams8889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Guys the first one was Mrs. Kipling lol
    If you watch Jessie you'll understand

  • @wen8739
    @wen8739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Dave: “another great thing about this ani-“
    Jimmy: “ALRIGHT WE WILL BE HAVING A BREAK HERE...”

  • @Dewoy1
    @Dewoy1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    One day some late night show will realize inviting their animal guy once per week is a great idea. *I want more*

  • @cecorra
    @cecorra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1811

    I want to marry this man

    • @nunosoares2329
      @nunosoares2329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If you marry him make sure you keep your money away from him. He's a mooch.

    • @adamjohnston6642
      @adamjohnston6642 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Nuno Soares lol what? How would you know haha

    • @jimb8695
      @jimb8695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Who? Kimmel??

    • @pageburgess9684
      @pageburgess9684 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too

    • @daisyp5148
      @daisyp5148 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cecorra ikr I love animals!!! ♥️

  • @clashsmchitcle7291
    @clashsmchitcle7291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Its hard for people who are extremely passionate about their work to be on talk shows and trying to guide hosts that are usually uncooperative, not that its their fault its just a hard job field to share experiences to others with

    • @kayleeburton1768
      @kayleeburton1768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm sure the hosts want to listen and such but they always have to cut them short because of time limits. Like I see people all the time saying the hosts are being rude and whatever but literally they have to do their job and stick to schedule. But yeah, you're right

    • @jaaferturkmanuglo2536
      @jaaferturkmanuglo2536 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, you are absolutely right, I wish I have the Facebook of David to discover his passion for animals and learn more.

  • @hanon2012
    @hanon2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the vulture's neck feathers looks so beautiful

  • @CharlesMuriuki
    @CharlesMuriuki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2648

    Ladies in here are thirsty

    • @meganschmidt548
      @meganschmidt548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Charles Tosh Can you imagine if it was a hot chick and guys were saying: " Look at that ass and those thighs". Women would lose their minds.

    • @exiledeve
      @exiledeve 6 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Megan Schmidt, that literally happens every single time a female celebrity is on the show and nobody bats an eye, so you can relax. On the contrary, see the responses women are getting for saying he is hot… Double standards.

    • @goddesshatmehit4861
      @goddesshatmehit4861 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Charles Tosh just like u men are get over it

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      It's a welcome change from the dudes who are thirsty.

    • @forks3819
      @forks3819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Megan Schmidt double standards are selling like hot cakes

  • @teachingtoddlers1018
    @teachingtoddlers1018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Had a hedgehog for a class pet in grade 4. Best guy ever! Would run around the class room and hide in our shoes :D loved spike lol

  • @gcc4426
    @gcc4426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    jimmy: what you gonna do to calm me down?
    dave: i'll give you some meat. would you like some meat?
    me: YES DAVE. I WANT YOUR MEAT. UGH.

  • @shalissa8993
    @shalissa8993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1401

    he's such a daddy

    • @Dimelo.R
      @Dimelo.R 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      *B E G O N E T H O T!*

    • @donniebrasco7305
      @donniebrasco7305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Shalissa you'd love to feast on your daddy Dave's horn,wouldn't ya?

    • @fmg8232
      @fmg8232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Back away foul *DEMON*

    • @shalissa8993
      @shalissa8993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      i can be his animal in the bed. imho

    • @FurkanKhan100
      @FurkanKhan100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i scrolled down to write the same comment. you beat me to it! :D

  • @333houseoflight
    @333houseoflight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    Omg those pigs are the cutest things ever

    • @emma-kate468
      @emma-kate468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Famous last words of my ex. Jk I’m lonely 🐖🐷🐽

    • @ReadmyBioo
      @ReadmyBioo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I bet u eat pork lol

    • @safireleah9631
      @safireleah9631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I bet you eat them though and let them suffer immense pain since birth so you can have 5 mins of taste. Evidentially meat-eaters think taste is more important than life

  • @fredricksmith-something.2125
    @fredricksmith-something.2125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    I used to have a Hedgy. Miss her soo much. He right, they don't do much but cuddle and unless you are nocturnal you can't spend much time with them.

    • @PaperMario64
      @PaperMario64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fredrick Holman Awww... I want one but I’m only home to sleep.

    • @johannaweichsel3602
      @johannaweichsel3602 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My hedgie wasn't incredibly cuddly but he was sometimes and it was wonderful.

    • @natalier4053
      @natalier4053 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Steve Jarvis It’s not a felony.

    • @laracahow6303
      @laracahow6303 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah and they're shy so they need to be interacted with so they don't get mean.

    • @fredricksmith-something.2125
      @fredricksmith-something.2125 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lara Cahow Yep..

  • @SandraNelson063
    @SandraNelson063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There's a video on YT that shows a very happy porcupine eating a little sweet pumpkin, and he's SO happy! He makes the cutest funny noises as he chows down.

  • @MilesHoppus
    @MilesHoppus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    Does anyone get annoyed at how much of a panzy Kimmel ALWAYS is with every animal

  • @andi5268
    @andi5268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "What's his name?"
    "Dexter"
    "Oh great, you named it after a serial killer"

  • @jordanmonday8398
    @jordanmonday8398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love how enthusiastic Dave is every time. For once I wish Jimmy would shut up and let Dave talk LOL 😂

  • @jayne7069
    @jayne7069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Those pigs makes me feel like never eating bacon again.

    • @orneryokinawan4529
      @orneryokinawan4529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like both it really sucks 😔

    • @bananaclub69
      @bananaclub69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Go Vegan

    • @LordMalus
      @LordMalus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd never eat anything cute. I prefer to wait until they're old and ugly enough. 🤣

  • @Aremca87
    @Aremca87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Did you know pigs is as smart as dogs? It's true. I knew this guy in El Capitan who taught his pig to bark at strangers."- Charlie Bowdre

  • @jimb8695
    @jimb8695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    The vulture was cool.

  • @cydre3401
    @cydre3401 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Jimmy: aww, this one i need gloves for this cute little...
    Dave: you don’t have to
    Jimmy: i do wanna put the gloves on yeah
    😂🤣🤣🤣 i laughed alot

  • @BRJCLIPS
    @BRJCLIPS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    5:18 that’s my favorite part of the whole show😂😂 “he’s coming at us!!!”🤣🤣🤣

  • @fernandoguzman4879
    @fernandoguzman4879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    *thirsty ladies have entered the chat*

    • @mrscatlady912
      @mrscatlady912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😻😻😻

    • @finalarbitrator4551
      @finalarbitrator4551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha yeah I get you....most women look disgusting as well....

    • @andreadh7913
      @andreadh7913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      well, Dave is indeed very hot, and the fact that he is also smart, increases the thirst...

    • @haroonmushtaq1287
      @haroonmushtaq1287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'm not a lady. But I'm thirsty for DaVe.

    • @mrbear1302
      @mrbear1302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@haroonmushtaq1287 Yes sir!

  • @bluerain369
    @bluerain369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Dave is ageing like old wine.. getting hotter and hotter... ❤

  • @thievinglittlegoblin404
    @thievinglittlegoblin404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Ugh Jimmy, there's like 8 trained animal professionals around you and probably first aid too, you have no reason to be so scared, i understand you'll have a natural disposition to them but you overplay it
    Especially with the birds and stuff

  • @neytiri526
    @neytiri526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Omg that lizard is like a big dog, happy to get pats and treats 😂 i would give anything to see these animals up close and get educated by an expert at the same time as I pet them lol

  • @jamierobertjury2818
    @jamierobertjury2818 6 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    jimmy kimmel is far more respectful and takes part in intereacting with the animals other talk show hosts talk over the animal people and act like 3 year olds

    • @IndronilAnik
      @IndronilAnik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Conan is great too. He actually interacts more.

    • @yepitsthatguy5278
      @yepitsthatguy5278 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Conan and Wendy Williams are also really good. Jimmy is respectful but does have the tendency to talk a lot, stopping Dave from just saying what he wants to say

    • @chair362
      @chair362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      i got almost the exact opposite of that...seemed to me like he constantly talked over him, was trying to hard to be "scared" and was just in general not interested...only reason i watch these is to see the animals

    • @artistryiscomingback
      @artistryiscomingback 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Really? I totally feel the opposing, he's very often not letting Dave talk, and complainjng about how scared he is. I think the fact that he's so scared makes the animals get a bad reputation. Wendy Williams is really good, she's down to pet anything and she lets her animal experts talk and asks good questions for more information. Conan is a little more bold with the animals but he doesn't let the expert talk very much either.

    • @boydotheyhavefun
      @boydotheyhavefun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it's okay you can say jimmy fallon lmfao

  • @Dartagnan010
    @Dartagnan010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    4:39 that little leg :') I dieeedd.

    • @erynq1895
      @erynq1895 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aha I own an African Pygmy hedgehog and mine does that all the time and I just laugh haha

    • @nos5822
      @nos5822 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rip

  • @lrsss180
    @lrsss180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:55 Im so sad nobody is saying anything like "omg that's Mrs Kipling from Jessie"

  • @topcat5233
    @topcat5233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:40 he may say he never brings animals on that are good as pets, but in the right environment, pigs are an absolute delight and they love being with you. but disclaimer again, provided you can give them the right environment/treatment

  • @shaynedonnelly9596
    @shaynedonnelly9596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    been watching all of these and drooling over Dave's arms. no shame.

  • @lekshminair9992
    @lekshminair9992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    It's really appreciateable to see how Dave loves every animals and treats them as his own children🥰

  • @Zoubinouna
    @Zoubinouna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    GOOD LOOKIN FELLA OVER HERE

    • @Vladi-Ivanov
      @Vladi-Ivanov 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zoubinouna and?

    • @dysoncrystal
      @dysoncrystal 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @abbykennedy2467
      @abbykennedy2467 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He has a wife and child! Control yourselves!

    • @Zoubinouna
      @Zoubinouna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Abby Kennedy well sorry I have eyes

    • @zinaright
      @zinaright 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf...he s good looking? Better than Kimel himself? I can t tell

  • @_ghxul7581
    @_ghxul7581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hedgehogs are actually adorable and kind. The huff and puff as a defense and it shows they're still alive and doing well. My sisters boss has like 7 hedgehogs and my sister gets to cuddle with them and I get to the hold them :)

  • @dannyblack473
    @dannyblack473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Dave should staple Jimmy's mouth closed. I'm trying to get educated here lol

  • @sillythygoose
    @sillythygoose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I swear Jimmy has made the "do you know this guy?" joke every single time Dave has been on the show

  • @alianofann
    @alianofann 6 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Dave keeps getting hotter

    • @mlee-w664
      @mlee-w664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dat ass tho

    • @Vladi-Ivanov
      @Vladi-Ivanov 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's nothing compared to Henry Cavill

  • @jspntr
    @jspntr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    i wish he would stop being so scared of every animal he brings on.

  • @Jasmineeespino
    @Jasmineeespino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:25 OMG it’s Ms. Kipling 😂

  • @ManonTeunissen
    @ManonTeunissen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    So cute! I love it when Dave is on the show

    • @mlee-w664
      @mlee-w664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dat ass tho

  • @cia5162
    @cia5162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Dave : So the vulture is one of th-
    Jimmy : WHAT KIND OF BEEF IS THAT?!?

  • @nadjawmiller
    @nadjawmiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The pigs were all cute but the one that Jimmy held was just sooo adorable and calm I can't even

    • @X320riginal
      @X320riginal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would you eat them? 🥓🥩

    • @nadjawmiller
      @nadjawmiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      X320 nope

  • @coldturkey5333
    @coldturkey5333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    I never closed my bible so fast to watch a video

    • @HeliusRa
      @HeliusRa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      but u were thirsty as hell XD kkkkkkkkk

    • @coldturkey5333
      @coldturkey5333 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      R M You meant pour cuz I’m so poor that I can’t afford holy water even though it’s free

    • @nichole7965
      @nichole7965 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao... funny.

    • @curehimeproductions4031
      @curehimeproductions4031 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Next time, keep the Bible open!

  • @owlsofthenight_yt2000
    @owlsofthenight_yt2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love how Dave works around Jimmy's fears so he can still enjoy the animal,he so patient and kind

  • @N0skGaming
    @N0skGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    *This reporter is actually so loving and welcoming to Dave & the animals. He is such a good person. You can tell that he is enjoying this far more than the other reporters.*

  • @Ginasbeautypalette
    @Ginasbeautypalette 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Handsome, loves animals, my kinda man, sadly he is married

    • @Jprager
      @Jprager 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gina mua INDIA he actually went out with Chelsea Handler for a bit

    • @Ginasbeautypalette
      @Ginasbeautypalette 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Diz Dizx language

    • @dizdizx3917
      @dizdizx3917 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gina mua INDIA English

    • @Ginasbeautypalette
      @Ginasbeautypalette 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Diz Dizx hahaha as If i didn’t know that.

    • @dizdizx3917
      @dizdizx3917 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gina mua INDIA oh sorry beautiful why did u ask then :)

  • @baileyboo6720
    @baileyboo6720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Every time someone comes to get the animals
    Jimmy: Do you know this guy
    😂😂😂😂

  • @mimi11052003
    @mimi11052003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Jimmy’s gasp at the monitor lizard is hilarious. I love monitor lizards. 🦎 ♥️

  • @King_Marcus_X
    @King_Marcus_X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "So if a bear is about to attack the most effective way to always survive is ..."
    Jimmy : " What's this guys name ?"

  • @mauricioherrera95
    @mauricioherrera95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Jimmy: "I know these are dangerous!"
    Dave: "I would never bring you anything dangerous!"
    Jimmy: "You've MANY TIMES brought me dangerous things!!!!!"
    Dave: "I sometimes bring you dangerous things BUT this guy is GREAAAT 😁"
    LMAOOO 🤣🤣

    • @cadyella2272
      @cadyella2272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like a mexican-italian mafia deal lol

  • @rishujeetrai5780
    @rishujeetrai5780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    People: Bitchin' about Jimmy interrupting Dave.
    Eminem: *_They got discovery channel, don't they?_*

    • @omerharel802
      @omerharel802 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did he said that? Can you please explain i want to know

    • @chvishnu619
      @chvishnu619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@omerharel802 a line from "the real slim shady"

    • @omerharel802
      @omerharel802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chvishnu619 ohhhh. thank you

    • @cityfairy6342
      @cityfairy6342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's still very rude to interupt someone while speaking, no matter what they're talking about :/

    • @rishujeetrai5780
      @rishujeetrai5780 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mona Allam Yeah. It is.

  • @maxsolis5538
    @maxsolis5538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Damn, they brought out Sonic and the Trench Vulture? What is this a crossover episode?

  • @ianoliver2224
    @ianoliver2224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Fun fact: scaly doggo over here is the closest thing we’ll get to a mosasaurus.

  • @stellamary204
    @stellamary204 6 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    I never want to eat bacon again 😣

    • @bookmilla8616
      @bookmilla8616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I dont

    • @megan7849
      @megan7849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And that’s why I eat turkey bacon

    • @Conker32192
      @Conker32192 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      lmfao so you need to see some baby turkeys?

    • @megan7849
      @megan7849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Conker32192 LMAOOO no

    • @chloestylinson
      @chloestylinson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Stella Mary don’t then. Not that hard to cut it out. Pigs are as intelligent as dogs.

  • @omartrujillo4090
    @omartrujillo4090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When Dave was talking about hedgehogs not being good pets. He’s not wrong. Coming from an owner of a hedgehog. But I love my prickly cactus ❤️

  • @harveypoblete604
    @harveypoblete604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I'm a Team Coco fan but I still watch Jimmy Kimmel.

    • @shaanu7707
      @shaanu7707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BadassHarv49 conan, Jimmy I love them

    • @HOAfan11
      @HOAfan11 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Traitor

    • @cupidsmanager6756
      @cupidsmanager6756 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jimmy, James.

    • @cupidsmanager6756
      @cupidsmanager6756 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      NiceGuy Hello his(conan's) youtube channel name is itself 'team coco'. So.

    • @cupidsmanager6756
      @cupidsmanager6756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NiceGuy Hello hahaha who even care. Conan is stupid but he's funny... But sometimes okay maybe always crack stupid jokes but his animal segment is funny because he actually touches the animals...

  • @shion3948
    @shion3948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That porcupine was so peaceful omg just looking at it was calming

  • @leisureangel
    @leisureangel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Mrs. Kipling?? Lol if u watched Jessie you'll understand❤

  • @johnrobichaud1983
    @johnrobichaud1983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "You don't swallow like that"
    -Jimmy Kimmel

  • @Erica-jh1tw
    @Erica-jh1tw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Jimmy : " Hey chew it man, you don't swallow. You're gonna choke " 😂 imagine what that komodo gonna say

  • @agamerscoven
    @agamerscoven ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m surprised my ex girlfriend decided to be on this show. She loves the attention so I’m shocked she chose to be the final guest.

  • @-Jaz
    @-Jaz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I see piglets i click

  • @atharvakamat3003
    @atharvakamat3003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Vulture looks like Shakespeare!