@@hittingnote75 Take heed Single guys bcz also in my state any way the law reads and pretty much a quote here-in : When the man signs the marriage license he is "VOWING to pay every bill the woman ever comes up with!!! & if You know what alimony means then You understand!!! & Hopefully You Understand why Men get Screwed in Divorces!!! Plus In a "Domestic Dispute = FIGHT Cops belive women over mens stories more often!!! which is discrimination but hey the same govt that states NO Discrimination can also DISCRIMINATE Themselves ALL THEY DESIRE!!! Marriage turns the Dominant Personality of the two into the controler & Men into wimpy two faced liars!!! Some men say they are happy but read the latter comment bcz also Word definitions change while in marriage also!!!
as a marriage counselor , you should tell your clients: A man marries a woman hoping she never changes. She always does. A woman marries a man hoping one he will change, but he never does.
I’m a marriage consultant I consult with married clients on some crazy things, the other day a client by the name of John Doe asked me how he could get away with cheating on his wife of 12 years. I gave him excellent advice and everything is confidential. For a service like that I charged him a 30K retainer which includes up to 10 consultations and direct calls and texting for 1 month. My client was extremely happy with the results. In another case I had a client retain me to help her spice things up in her marriage, she was in desperate need to try to spice things up in order to salvage a relationship which she felt was coming to a fast end. She’s a beautiful stunning young Ukrainian model and her husband is a successful retired entrepreneur in his 70s who doesn’t value her the way a traditional husband values his wife in a traditional marriage so this client was a unique case which required a 50 thousand retainer. My client was static at the results and she followed up to tell me that their marriage has been ultra spicy since our consultations.
I know it sounds stupid...but I like that he does. Some of that shyt is funny and breaking character just adds it's that's funny and hard not to laugh. If he faked breaking then f that!! Laughing is good. more cowbell is worth laughing extra cause he broke! Why hold it in!
I've heard that Will would get angry if Jimmy started cutting up. He'd tell him to take his job serious and not steal sketches with cheap giggles and cuteness. I'd agree with Will, the giggling is obnoxious.
I knew my wife for 33 years and was married to her for 9 of them. She told me almost daily how happy she was. One day out of nowhere she said she had really been unhappy for years and was leaving. Never again. Ever.
Freedom. You don't know how sweet it is until you lose it. The Government can't force you to get married. The Government can, however, force you to pay alimony and give up your house.
Hang in brother. My wife and I separated but got back together after a year. We’d both grown a lot apart and appreciated each other more. Now we have a kid and are happier than ever.
I was pulled over the other day, and the police officer asked me; “didn’t you see me behind you? “ I told him yes I did. And then he asked me, “then why did you continue to speedway?” I told him that my wife had runoff with a police officer two weeks ago and I thought it was you trying to bring her back.
This may be the most incredible snl sketch of all time. The fact that jimmy fallon is sitting next to will ferrell the entire time without breaking is truly astonishing.
Married with Children may be a little over the top because of the humor. Nothing is handled with any serious concern. But that's fine, that is the concept of the show and it's intent was to put humor into family issues that in the real world would not be handled in that fashion. However, between MWC, Roseanne, That 70's Show and All in the Family they portray the average American family and marriage with more accuracy and realism. I'm sure there are more but those are favorites of mine. Some shows do an accurate job on the marriage to a point but go further with the drama and over do it with deception, but that is the intent of those shows. Daytime soap operas are a perfect example. It would be nice to see shows like MWC and All in the Family made today but younger viewers couldn't handle these shows because they would be offended.
No TV show is a replacement for real life. The issue is that some people are exposed to solid marriages while gowning up, while others are not. Fuck TV as any kind of suggestion about how families really work.
Marriage is a crap shoot. I think if I had married my high-school sweetheart, we'd still be married today, but I didn't have that option. He is still married to his college sweetheart who replaced me. Most of my married friends are pretty miserable, but I do know some happily married people.
My god the truth bombs. I left my ten year marriage three years ago. That's three years of peace, tranquility, anything I want or don't want to do. It is glorious. Never going back.
@@thechest77 yep 3 years of peace. it's good that u r outa that Toxic marriage. & i think that staying in marriage " has become an impossible thing . first People find the perfect Partner stay with them, hang out with them for a few years & When they Marry, they're still not happy. i dont understand
I’ve been married for almost 9 years and although it’s brutal at times. I wouldn’t change it for the world. It’s comforting to know that person is going to be there no matter what.
This is why I'm never getting married it would break my heart if I dedicated myself to someone like this only to become the person they refer to as their ball and chain.
That's funny, Catherine, their ball & chain. Had never heard that. But in my language (Spanish) the word for "wives" & "handcuffs" is the same: "esposas".😜
Another great thing about marriage is that you dont have to forgo any of your most basic prior privileges like hanging out late or deciding what can still eat. Your wife wont make you follow any little health fads or tell you what to wear. Its like you were born a slave and marriage sets you free. Thats what marriage is like.
And the best part of marriage is when you end up getting a whole lot of cash, you don't have to figure out a way to hide it so you can go buy that red sports car and hide it at the job parking garage and take it out on the weekends, "a short trip to the grocery store."
That's where the idea goes wrong. Marriage should be a logical and financial decision, not an emotional one. Love should be beside the point when thinking about marriage!
@@vizn9118 if you use logic and financial issues to determine a marriage, if your a guy, you quickly decide its a bad deal. A LLC or a independent contractor makes more sense.
Well, it’s what you two make of it-together. Add in kids, complicated or significant job investments, other serious circumstances, etc., and its then how you to each and together handle those issues.
So immediately after marriage they start wearing sweats socks and t-shirts so you need a tin snips to get at them or before marriage it was a thong only to bed every night. Immediately after marriage the nagging and bitching increases tenfold and the sex is absolutely zero at least with her husband. Marriage is what you make of it? It's bait and switch and it's the biggest scam that I ever played on men
Actually my father did. My father hardly knew his own mother, but he grew to see his mother-in-law as the mother he never had. He spoke of her in reverence and respect. I know it’s the exception.
My brother tried to talk me into getting married once (he's twice divorced), I just started laughing. My mom tried also, I said, "Mom, you're divorced." She said, "At least I tried!!" Lol
Same, brother. 43 here. Not a day does by where I’m sad that I’m single. You cross a point in the road where you stop getting lonely and you just get used to the freedom. I actually resent it when a woman tries to impinge on my freedom. I’m a wild stallion, baby, nobody can tame this horse! Hah hah hah.
As a single pilot I flew a lot with a married man who I got to know well. He paid his wife through college, breast implants, new car... After a long week he flew home and waiting was a dear John letter and a empty condo. Took a week off and friends and I took him to Myrtle beach to decompress. He was non stop ranting about "Never, ever get married and proceeded to list the negatives for the entire time. I semi retired from aviation at 54 and NEVER got married. The rest are on wife #2-4.
I got blessed with a low conflict beautiful wife... it's not all hell. Knowing yourself well and knowing your future partner well and talking through and coming to terms with expectations and how they likely won't be entirely met is very helpful...no panaceas for marriage, but they can be great. Hard work, but great.
Young men deserve to know what they are signing up for. That's all I'm saying. Perhaps ask a guy whose been married ten years what's his sex life is like? I could go on with a heck of a lot more
@@truthandfreedom885 Yes. Expectation setting is super super important. Your sex life, your emotional intimacy, your conflict, your self-sacrificing will all be very different and a lot harder than is often expected. But it can be so so good. Not just happy or whatever, but building and grounding and deeply joyful (and painful)
@@johnathanrhoades7751 I never understood what depression was like . I couldn't grasp why people just couldn't stick their chin up and be grateful , tough it out and move forward with the gift of life. Then I got married. I totally understand now.
Marry the person you vibe with before you're married. Spend a long time getting to know each other. Communicate. Discuss the things that you appreciate as well as the things that you don't. It's up to you to find balance in your relationships, and to realize when someone won't find balance with you.
Makes me wonder why people actually want to get married. Even at 40, I still cringe at the thought of me ever getting married and having to deal with kids. No thank you!
I’m 40 never married no kids. The only people who tell me I need to get married are women, never has a guy told me how awesome being married is. That should tell you something.
@@darkember849 That’s good to hear. Not everybody has such a great marriage. I know several guys who seem to have great marriages, they just have never tried to sell me on it. I also know several guys who went through hell divorcing their wives.
Don’t marry an entitled woman. If you had a great childhood marry someone who also had a great childhood. If you love your mother she will know the woman that will take care of you and your heart.
Lol this is hilarious, im married tho & its amazing. I have never felt better in my life & and there is no sarcasm in that, dont be put off by the misery of others...great marriages do exist and when you marry the right one it only elevates you.
I woke up this morning at 5am feeling sad and lonely wondering why I’m not married with kids, closed my eyes, and drifted off into a nice, blissful sleep for another 3 hours. Terrible, isn’t it?
@@lifeiswonderful22 Man is not meant to be alone, but to have a woman by his side. I'm not saying that marriage automatically brings happiness, but as a former bachelor I can attest that I'm way better off with my bride of 11 years. She brings out the best it me. And the kids she gave me are out of this world beautiful, even if they get on my nerves once in a while. Anyways, to each his own, be blessed!
My married friends always try to advise me to marry and enjoy the blessings and joy of married life. Then I ask them why are you hanging out with me way past midnight on a weekend rather than thier home alone wives 😊☺ it's a scam.
Tony Tezer Tezulastiran probably because they are their own person who can enjoy spending time with their friends, and isn't attached at the hip of their spouse? If you're in a happy relationship of any kind you don't need to spend 24/7 with your partner.
Even if you tell your friends the truth, they just don't listen, they all think they are better than you, and then the years pass. And finally they come to you completely destroyed and ask, how do you do it? And you just say: you learn to live with it, you learn to live with, It.
So many negative perspectives. For us, marriage has been great. The key is not to rush it and be fulfilled being single first. Both my husband and I knew how to be independent before marrying. We could do our own chores, finances, and hobbies. We had spent time living it up until that got boring and seemed like a time waste. Marriage freed us up by letting us divide up responsibilities and being each other’s support through anything. It gave us the routine and stability to focus on the parts of my career that we loved. And Oxytocin on demand! We have pretty good family and cut ties/set boundaries with those that aren’t, and the good bonds have gotten stronger.
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This has got to be the most brilliant use of passive-aggressive anger in a comedy sketch ever!
💯👏😝
Yes Indeed
"It's almost scarey how much you want to spend time with her family for holidays"...Too funny!
My wife and I were happy for twenty years, then we met.
that's fucking hilarious 😭
So after you met you weren't happy
@@vitaniweapon413, you're quick 😂
Time to give credit to Henny Youngman for this joke.
😂
I’m a marriage counselor and I’m totally going to show this to my clients because that is exactly what most of them expected marriage to be.
Never been married and after watching a minute I realized they might mean the opposite of what their saying.
I know it’s a comedy show but if marriage is like that maybe i need to be a bachelor for life.
That sounds professional AND helpful !
@@hittingnote75 Take heed Single guys bcz also in my state any way the law reads and pretty much a quote here-in : When the man signs the marriage license he is "VOWING to pay every bill the woman ever comes up with!!! & if You know what alimony means then You understand!!! & Hopefully You Understand why Men get Screwed in Divorces!!! Plus In a "Domestic Dispute = FIGHT Cops belive women over mens stories more often!!! which is discrimination but hey the same govt that states NO Discrimination can also DISCRIMINATE Themselves ALL THEY DESIRE!!! Marriage turns the Dominant Personality of the two into the controler & Men into wimpy two faced liars!!! Some men say they are happy but read the latter comment bcz also Word definitions change while in marriage also!!!
as a marriage counselor , you should tell your clients:
A man marries a woman hoping she never changes. She always does.
A woman marries a man hoping one he will change, but he never does.
"Before I met my wife, I was incomplete. Now I'm finished".
"My wife is a real battleaxe."
You know who loves his wife the most???? U guessed it , Frank Stallone!,
I’m a marriage consultant I consult with married clients on some crazy things, the other day a client by the name of John Doe asked me how he could get away with cheating on his wife of 12 years. I gave him excellent advice and everything is confidential. For a service like that I charged him a 30K retainer which includes up to 10 consultations and direct calls and texting for 1 month. My client was extremely happy with the results.
In another case I had a client retain me to help her spice things up in her marriage, she was in desperate need to try to spice things up in order to salvage a relationship which she felt was coming to a fast end. She’s a beautiful stunning young Ukrainian model and her husband is a successful retired entrepreneur in his 70s who doesn’t value her the way a traditional husband values his wife in a traditional marriage so this client was a unique case which required a 50 thousand retainer.
My client was static at the results and she followed up to tell me that their marriage has been ultra spicy since our consultations.
They forgot to tell him you will still hear about mistakes you made decades ago!
That is a good one👍😁
Yep never the good stuff I done only remember the bad shit even then day and time it happen lol
Those are the worst!
That’s why I never married, always making mistakes, I would hear it in the grave for eternity 🪦
Legend has it this is the only sketch Jimmy Fallon never broke character in.
I thought the same thing
Seriously waiting as I’m watching but now I know
I know it sounds stupid...but I like that he does. Some of that shyt is funny and breaking character just adds it's that's funny and hard not to laugh. If he faked breaking then f that!! Laughing is good. more cowbell is worth laughing extra cause he broke! Why hold it in!
I've heard that Will would get angry if Jimmy started cutting up. He'd tell him to take his job serious and not steal sketches with cheap giggles and cuteness.
I'd agree with Will, the giggling is obnoxious.
@@asherperkinsmusic2767 Will and you need to lighten up.
I knew my wife for 33 years and was married to her for 9 of them. She told me almost daily how happy she was. One day out of nowhere she said she had really been unhappy for years and was leaving. Never again. Ever.
😢
They speak a different language. I'm still learning
Don't let that stop you from finding happiness in someone else. As long as you have happiness in yourself then nothing can stop you
There all sycho
There’s always a new one out there that will do way more stuff. Find her.
The amount of truth in this sketch.
Yeah, comedic, sarcastic truth. It's not the same for everyone. Marriage is an emotional thing. Logic has nothing to do with it. See what I did there?
I was chuckling away then I was like... "oh shit... this is starting to sound familiar"
@@slamex I loved your comment!👌👍😁
What makes me happy is, this skit makes me feel like all married dudes are going through the same thing.
Yep, I'm right there with you. The crazy thing is, my brother and good friends all told me not to do it. I should have listened.
We all are.
All the old guys at work told me not to and that “ oh but I’m sure you’ll be different “ 😂😂😂
… I should have listened 🤦♂️
God bless married men lol
Yep, we’re all in the same (sinking) boat!
Freedom. You don't know how sweet it is until you lose it. The Government can't force you to get married. The Government can, however, force you to pay alimony and give up your house.
My wife just left me Monday. I got back from a trip and she was gone. This skit made me smile. Thanks
First year is tough, then literally to the day - you start to live again.
Consider yourself lucky
Congratulations!!
Congrats!!!
Hang in brother. My wife and I separated but got back together after a year. We’d both grown a lot apart and appreciated each other more. Now we have a kid and are happier than ever.
will ferril always looked liked a 45 year old lol
Yep!
Always! 😆
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And always will.
Now he looks 70
I was pulled over the other day, and the police officer asked me; “didn’t you see me behind you? “ I told him yes I did. And then he asked me, “then why did you continue to speedway?” I told him that my wife had runoff with a police officer two weeks ago and I thought it was you trying to bring her back.
😂😂🤣🤣
This may be the most incredible snl sketch of all time. The fact that jimmy fallon is sitting next to will ferrell the entire time without breaking is truly astonishing.
"Should we tell him the truth?"
"Nobody told me. Screw him." 🤣
Everyone should watch...
Married with Children.
Married with Children may be a little over the top because of the humor. Nothing is handled with any serious concern. But that's fine, that is the concept of the show and it's intent was to put humor into family issues that in the real world would not be handled in that fashion. However, between MWC, Roseanne, That 70's Show and All in the Family they portray the average American family and marriage with more accuracy and realism. I'm sure there are more but those are favorites of mine. Some shows do an accurate job on the marriage to a point but go further with the drama and over do it with deception, but that is the intent of those shows. Daytime soap operas are a perfect example. It would be nice to see shows like MWC and All in the Family made today but younger viewers couldn't handle these shows because they would be offended.
poor children
No TV show is a replacement for real life. The issue is that some people are exposed to solid marriages while gowning up, while others are not. Fuck TV as any kind of suggestion about how families really work.
Take my wife, Please!
Marriage is a crap shoot. I think if I had married my high-school sweetheart, we'd still be married today, but I didn't have that option. He is still married to his college sweetheart who replaced me. Most of my married friends are pretty miserable, but I do know some happily married people.
vince just staring at the cue cards the whole sketch lol
yep, someone told him 'don't worry it will totally seem like you're talking directly to Jimmy - its called 'forced perspective'.
Yet on the videos of the new episodes commenters claim that that's ONLY on the new episodes and they never used to do that.
Somebody should of showed up to rehearsal
hmm. english class too!
It's insulting that they think we don't notice or care!
Married and divorced men are like “hahaha- yup”
hahaha
AND divorced women are too.
Why any man gets married is beyond me
@@hazelatwood2292 - Sure, Hazel... sure.
Cheers
"Until I got married...I had no idea how much fun it was too talk about money." 😂
It’s fun to talk about money, when your well in the black.
My god the truth bombs. I left my ten year marriage three years ago. That's three years of peace, tranquility, anything I want or don't want to do. It is glorious. Never going back.
I'm sorry it didn't work out. Do you think society itself had an underlying impact versus you or your ex spouse?
@@movie30000 I can't speak for society but she came from the "Sex and the City" generation so we had no chance of making it lmao
@@thechest77 yep 3 years of peace. it's good that u r outa that Toxic marriage.
& i think that staying in marriage " has become an impossible thing .
first People find the perfect Partner stay with them, hang out with them for a few years & When they Marry, they're still not happy.
i dont understand
i bet you already married and she is different
Blissfully divorced for 39 years … never looked back … never, ever will marry again. Freedom ROCKS!!! 👍🏻
I’ve been married for almost 9 years and although it’s brutal at times. I wouldn’t change it for the world. It’s comforting to know that person is going to be there no matter what.
Lmao😂
Just don't be sure about your last sentence. Hope for the best but at the same time be ready for the worst. Life experience speaks here.
Admiral Ackbar: "It's a trap!"
Brilliant!
Lol!!!!
"Nobody told me, screw him" LOL
I always say.., my husband is the biggest pain in the ass. But the truth is, he puts up with ME. We aren’t perfect but we are in this together. ❤️🙏
It’s like a fairytale, Chris 😂
This is why I'm never getting married it would break my heart if I dedicated myself to someone like this only to become the person they refer to as their ball and chain.
If ya ever change your mind.......... I'll be honored to have you as my ball and chain. 😍😊😁
Same sis
That's funny, Catherine, their ball & chain. Had never heard that. But in my language (Spanish) the word for "wives" & "handcuffs" is the same: "esposas".😜
Yeah it would break his heart to have to pay YOU alimony after YOU cheat on and divorce him.
So dont be, just be the same person he dated
It’s scary how true this sketch really is...
Another great thing about marriage is that you dont have to forgo any of your most basic prior privileges like hanging out late or deciding what can still eat. Your wife wont make you follow any little health fads or tell you what to wear. Its like you were born a slave and marriage sets you free. Thats what marriage is like.
Maybe it’s your marriage that’s so awful. Horrible woman you got apparently.
LoL. I laugh because your sarcasm is evident, which is funny/comedic, but also because I will never succumb to such limitations!
Well done.👍
you're a grown-up, and divorce is a thing
@@trishna_6815 you're a grown up replying to a 4 year old comment and life is a thing
This was the prequel to Old School before Frank went streaking and Bernard started Speaker City.
"Nobody told me screw him"
i just died
And the best part of marriage is when you end up getting a whole lot of cash, you don't have to figure out a way to hide it so you can go buy that red sports car and hide it at the job parking garage and take it out on the weekends, "a short trip to the grocery store."
And it's not like you have put any thought into such a subterfuge yourself, right? :-)
Lol Truthin’
Another great thing about marriage is you get asked questions every time you make a move.
“Marriage is a wonderful institution…but who wants to live in an institution!?” 😅
Trading your hopes and dreams for hers.
So damn true!!
Truth
That's where the idea goes wrong. Marriage should be a logical and financial decision, not an emotional one. Love should be beside the point when thinking about marriage!
@@vizn9118 if you use logic and financial issues to determine a marriage, if your a guy, you quickly decide its a bad deal. A LLC or a independent contractor makes more sense.
Facts😂
My wife and I have been married 55 years. The best 40 years of my life.
I have been married for 50 years. With the wind chill, it feels more like 60.
Damn what happened in those other 15 years
@@hayes99 He lost Honesty & Word definitions.....
Skinny Mosby in the Middle,
Fat Barney on the Left, and
Fast-talkin' Marshall on the Right
at MacLaren's
I like your observations
Dullest sitcom ever.
Great show
Yes!
@@bluceree7312 ratio
Marriage is what you make it 😔🙏🏿🤣 entertaining though lol
Well, it’s what you two make of it-together.
Add in kids, complicated or significant job investments, other serious circumstances, etc., and its then how you to each and together handle those issues.
So immediately after marriage they start wearing sweats socks and t-shirts so you need a tin snips to get at them or before marriage it was a thong only to bed every night. Immediately after marriage the nagging and bitching increases tenfold and the sex is absolutely zero at least with her husband. Marriage is what you make of it? It's bait and switch and it's the biggest scam that I ever played on men
SIMP
Jimmy Fallon didn't break character and Vince Vaughn couldn't stop looking at the cue cards
What a great episode of How I met your mother!
lollllzz
Yeah, SNL's version is better.
Shut up
@sayvar44 he’s the only reason the show is watchable
@sayvar44 Barney was the best thing about that show you fucking weirdo
after marriage the guy in the middle became jimmy fallon and we had to live with his late night shows.
This is some Game of Thrones theory type of shit you're onto, man. Meaning this might very well be true.
and his very much genuine laughter
"Fuck you, Jimmy"
Jimmy McNaughty
After marriage the guy in the middle will over laugh at the slightest low key joke and more often produce the fakest laugh ever
Lmao! "The sex is so great... You fall asleep in a spoon position."
This is why I feel sorry for guys. They have no thought process when it comes to selecting a mate. So misery awaits.
Yes.
If you want to be treated like a 5 years old or become a pet, get married
"hey I love my wife's mother!" I just spit my tea out 😂
It was so funny right 🤣
@@inamartina9985 said no one ever! 🤣🤣
Actually my father did. My father hardly knew his own mother, but he grew to see his mother-in-law as the mother he never had. He spoke of her in reverence and respect. I know it’s the exception.
I finally realized how great single life is! But by then it was too late...I was married.
I can relate lol
I will say kudos to all those truly happy married couples. It’s what we all really want anyway
Marriage was so fantastic I divorced to calm mySelf.
Now I can breathe again.
Scary how accurate this sketch is !! Lol
I encourage them. Nobody told me, screw em. The most accurate line ever spoken.
Too funny!! They should have followed up with the girl's talking version!
My brother tried to talk me into getting married once (he's twice divorced), I just started laughing. My mom tried also, I said, "Mom, you're divorced." She said, "At least I tried!!" Lol
😂
You live in West Virginia? LOL…joking It’s all about how you write something.
@@BreakerBreaker1320 or how you read into it ;)
Should we tell him the truth?
Nobody told me, screw him! Nice one!
And people wonder why I've never been married at 43 years old.
Same, brother. 43 here. Not a day does by where I’m sad that I’m single. You cross a point in the road where you stop getting lonely and you just get used to the freedom. I actually resent it when a woman tries to impinge on my freedom. I’m a wild stallion, baby, nobody can tame this horse! Hah hah hah.
Smart guy
i LOVE WATCHING VINCE VAUGHN IN ANY SKIT OR SHOW/MOVIE THAT HE IS IN.
Never saw movie he was in that I didn't like. I'd like him to be my next husband 😅
Ted and Marshall chilling with Will
Bang on :L
A man marries a woman hoping she never changes. She always does.
A woman marries a man hoping one he will change, but he never does.
Once a week my wife and I go out for drinks and dancing. My night is Fridays and hers is Saturdays.
As a single pilot I flew a lot with a married man who I got to know well. He paid his wife through college, breast implants, new car... After a long week he flew home and waiting was a dear John letter and a empty condo. Took a week off and friends and I took him to Myrtle beach to decompress. He was non stop ranting about "Never, ever get married and proceeded to list the negatives for the entire time.
I semi retired from aviation at 54 and NEVER got married. The rest are on wife #2-4.
Decompress. Got it.
I have no idea why anyone would be stupid enough to marry a 2nd time. lol
Like being tortured once is just not enough for some people I guess.
I got blessed with a low conflict beautiful wife... it's not all hell. Knowing yourself well and knowing your future partner well and talking through and coming to terms with expectations and how they likely won't be entirely met is very helpful...no panaceas for marriage, but they can be great. Hard work, but great.
I am happy for you, Johnathan. I failed twice. But I never claim that marriage as an institution is BS. It's just not for everyone.
Young men deserve to know what they are signing up for. That's all I'm saying. Perhaps ask a guy whose been married ten years what's his sex life is like? I could go on with a heck of a lot more
@@truthandfreedom885 Yes. Expectation setting is super super important. Your sex life, your emotional intimacy, your conflict, your self-sacrificing will all be very different and a lot harder than is often expected. But it can be so so good. Not just happy or whatever, but building and grounding and deeply joyful (and painful)
Like attracts like 🙂
@@johnathanrhoades7751 I never understood what depression was like . I couldn't grasp why people just couldn't stick their chin up and be grateful , tough it out and move forward with the gift of life. Then I got married. I totally understand now.
Absolutely Nailed It!
Marry the person you vibe with before you're married. Spend a long time getting to know each other. Communicate. Discuss the things that you appreciate as well as the things that you don't. It's up to you to find balance in your relationships, and to realize when someone won't find balance with you.
Nobody asked loser
Female.
100% how marriage actually is.
I told my grandfather that I was getting married . He smiled and said , " Good. Why should you be free."
Makes me wonder why people actually want to get married. Even at 40, I still cringe at the thought of me ever getting married and having to deal with kids. No thank you!
I’m 40 never married no kids. The only people who tell me I need to get married are women, never has a guy told me how awesome being married is. That should tell you something.
@@darkember849 That’s good to hear. Not everybody has such a great marriage. I know several guys who seem to have great marriages, they just have never tried to sell me on it. I also know several guys who went through hell divorcing their wives.
Don’t marry an entitled woman. If you had a great childhood marry someone who also had a great childhood. If you love your mother she will know the woman that will take care of you and your heart.
Somebody wanted me to get married all the time, cuz his wife had the hots for me after I banged her friend.
@@David-fw4ly I'm 47 never been married no kids and I never will probably. I got close to gwetimg married couple times but it always fell apart
"Nobody told me- screm him!" Was perfection 😂
Lol this is hilarious, im married tho & its amazing. I have never felt better in my life & and there is no sarcasm in that, dont be put off by the misery of others...great marriages do exist and when you marry the right one it only elevates you.
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@@javamurniadi6520 hahah nice one
lucky you u found the unicorn
@@Ponce417 Thank you 😊 yea I did, she is a incredible woman. Stay positive and never settle for less than you deserve 🤜🤛
@@403greenstreet3 I hope you made her sign a prenup LOL And keep an eye on her phone.
Kramer also said, you’re doing time man! How was yer day? Ida know, how was yours? No, no not for me. 30 seconds of wisdom.
Best advice I could ever give someone getting married, or thinking about it: don’t.
They nailed it, especially the part about old Girl Friends.
i am a single guy but i keep watching this video almost everyday XD
You watch it every day as a reminder to stay single? lol
@@rayyana.8538 and meanwhile i got married :)
@@mohamedalikhlifi9772 congratulations! Then you can confirm that life is not pure bliss lol stay happy!
Congratulations
@@mohamedalikhlifi9772 let us know how true you find this sketch now, before & after marriage!
If hadn't left a crappy marriage. I would have been dead of cancer or a heart attack by now.
i keep rewatching this one
And you enjoy being at home in the same room with them all the time. You never yell at one another through doors or walls to converse. 🤣
I woke up this morning at 5am feeling sad and lonely wondering why I’m not married with kids, closed my eyes, and drifted off into a nice, blissful sleep for another 3 hours. Terrible, isn’t it?
top tier sarcasm
"God I jus wanna run away"
Just recently celebrated 6 years of marriage, I wish I had seen this clip beforehand 😂
Celebrated or mourned? lol
Not too late mate. Go ahead and divorce her if she's such a burden to you.
Make the most of it, instead of jumping ship like all the cowards
@@NihilSineDeo09 I'd rather be free than brave.
@@lifeiswonderful22
Man is not meant to be alone, but to have a woman by his side. I'm not saying that marriage automatically brings happiness, but as a former bachelor I can attest that I'm way better off with my bride of 11 years. She brings out the best it me. And the kids she gave me are out of this world beautiful, even if they get on my nerves once in a while. Anyways, to each his own, be blessed!
If you want to experience alternate realities get married!
@Steve Rodgers I so loved this comment. Thumbs up my friend.
My married friends always try to advise me to marry and enjoy the blessings and joy of married life. Then I ask them why are you hanging out with me way past midnight on a weekend rather than thier home alone wives 😊☺ it's a scam.
Tony Tezer Tezulastiran probably because they are their own person who can enjoy spending time with their friends, and isn't attached at the hip of their spouse? If you're in a happy relationship of any kind you don't need to spend 24/7 with your partner.
Because we the marriage guys need companies someone that have a same life experience :( los.....
Don't ever marry
Tony Tezer Tezulastiran haha
Hamed Khalilian lol especially twice
Every line here is hilarious 🥺😢😭
😜
this must of been when they got the idea for the movie Old School
This is not a skit, it's a PSA.
Those are magical words....nobody told me
Even if you tell your friends the truth, they just don't listen, they all think they are better than you, and then the years pass. And finally they come to you completely destroyed and ask, how do you do it? And you just say: you learn to live with it, you learn to live with, It.
Props for correct capitalization.
One of the best sketch of SNL :)
I wish I had watch this before I got married
We wish we had ears to hear before suffering.
As a single woman, idk whats more terrifying. This sketch or how nobody in the comments is disagreeing with it 👀
god, one of my favorite skits.
I love Vince Vaughn❤❤❤❤
Misery loves company. 🤣 🤣 🤣 lmao 🤣 😂
"Once you get married....the fighting stops....."
Slow clap. Hahaha. This is brilliant.
2:40 I am so glad they shifted. It's for sharing with the kids.
So many negative perspectives. For us, marriage has been great. The key is not to rush it and be fulfilled being single first. Both my husband and I knew how to be independent before marrying. We could do our own chores, finances, and hobbies. We had spent time living it up until that got boring and seemed like a time waste. Marriage freed us up by letting us divide up responsibilities and being each other’s support through anything. It gave us the routine and stability to focus on the parts of my career that we loved. And Oxytocin on demand! We have pretty good family and cut ties/set boundaries with those that aren’t, and the good bonds have gotten stronger.
Sounds like an absolute nightmare.
And that’s why the husband is writing the comment…. 😂
🤣😂
Oxytocin on demand.
2:10
It's soooo true!!!
"Why...you got everything you need waking up next to you....day in and day out...."
I was married once; only once. 😂🤣
Vince: should we tell him the truth?
Will: no one told me. Screw ‘em!