/transcript/ In reality, of course, Jack was merely a boy gone to war too young. Unable to cope with the realities, he turned to drink. He rarely took shelter during bombardments because he was too drunk to stand. And it was his captain that slew the behemoth, while Jack hid like a coward. But heroes have been made out of less, and in the end, he died well. And it was in this manner that the civil war raged on for thirty years. The space-pirate crew of the Aurora, known as the Mechanisms, had been watching all this time, fascinated, for when you are immortal a good war is a very pleasant distraction indeed. But it was at this point they discovered something interesting. The Rose Reds were the most effective of the soldiers created from Rose’s genetic material, but they were not the first. Rumours spoke of an early prototype known as the “Briar Rose” that had malfunctions, and slain everyone on the desert moon of Briar where she was being grown. But she was not dead. As the Mechanisms discovered, instead, she slept at the heart of the defence grid that surrounded New Constantinople. The grid was composed of Thorn-class gun emplacements and was virtually impenetrable. And in its centre the Briar Rose slumbers, plugged into the system, her anger, her rage, her hatred and her fear fuelling the machines, and focusing their gun turrets. And this bothered Nastya, engineer of the Aurora, so she went to the closest thing the ship had to a captain: Jonny D’Ville. NASTYA Jonny, we’re not going to argue about this. JONNY I don’t understand it, Nastya. We’ve been watching billions die for the last three decades and we’ve been having a great time! NASTYA Yes, I know, I know. JONNY And now you want to go white night over a science project with a broken snooze button? I don’t buy it. NASTYA Well, you see Jonny, that is because I have not been telling you the whole story. It is not actually me who is complaining. It is Aurora. Our starship. JONNY Fuck the ship! NASTYA I do. JONNY Ew. NASTYA Anyway, Jonny, I am merely informing you out of courtesy. You see I have already asked Brian to lay in the coordinates. JONNY Brian?! That insubordinate piece of brass! NASTYA Yes I know. And we are on our way. JONNY Well, I suppose that there’s no real danger. To the ship or us. NASTYA No, there isn’t. JONNY And it has been a while since we had any really good violence. NASTYA It has indeed. JONNY Alright. Let’s go
Mine are: 1. "I am not going to kiss a sleeping stranger, that would be really fucking creepy" 2. "Blood is thicker than water, but it flows just as free" 3+4. "EW" but it is an excelent line without question up high up there ^^
If you listen to the song One Eyed Jacks, Jack addresses Jonny as "Billy Vangelis' boy", meaning his original name was Jonny Vangelis. He changed his last name from Vangelis to D'Ville - aka, from Angel to Devil.
@@persephonesheppard1858 oh my god that's really interesting, ty for telling me! maybe its from both cruella and he found the opportunity to put in both the reference and the development?
@@PrincessX-ke8tj funny thing Gunpowder Tim has the same reaction to Nastya calling Aurora her Girlfriend in the show where they killed Jonny I love it ^^
In reality, of course, Jack was merely a boy gone to war too young Unable to cope with the realities, he turned to drink He rarely took shelter during bombardments Because he was too drunk to stand And it was his captain that slew the behemoth While Jack hid like a coward But heroes have been made out of less And in the end, he died well It was in this manner that the civil war raged on for thirty years The space pirate crew of the Aurora Known as the Mechanisms Had been watching all this time, fascinated For when you're immortal A good war is a very pleasant distraction, indeed But it was at this point they discovered something... interesting The Rose Reds were the most effective of the soldiers Created from Rose's genetic material, but they were not the first Rumours spoke of an early prototype, known as the Briar Rose That had malfunctioned and slain everyone on the desert moon of Briar Where she was being grown But she was not dead As the Mechanisms discovered Instead, she slept At the heart of the defence grid that surrounded New Constantinople The grid was composed of Thorn-class gun emplacements And was virtually impenetrable And in its centre, the Briar Rose slumbered Plugged into the system, her anger, her rage, her hatred and her fear Fueling the machines and focusing their gun turrets And this bothered Nastya, engineer of the Aurora So she went to the closest thing the ship had to a captain Myself, Jonny d'Ville "Jonny, we're not going to argue about this" "I don't understand it, Nastya We've been watching billions die for the last three decades And we've been having a great time!" "Yes, I know, I know" "And now you want to go white knight over a Science project with a broken snooze button? I don't buy it" "W-well, you see, Jonny That is because I have not been telling you the whole story It is, uh, not actually me who is complaining It is, uh, Aurora Our starship" "Fuck the ship!" "I do" "Ew!" "Anyway, Jonny, I am merely informing you out of courtesy Uh, you see, I've already told Brian to land the coordinates" "Brian!? That insubordinate piece of brass!" "Yes, yes, I know, and we are on our way" "Well. I suppose that there's no real danger For the ship or us" And it has been a while since we've had any really... good violence, " "It has indeed" "Alright Let's go"
Jonny: fuck the ship
Nastya: I do
Jonny: *ew*
Gods, that line
"Fuck the ship!" - "I do." - " _Ew_ "
"It's been awhile since we had some good violence" >:)e
/transcript/
In reality, of course, Jack was merely a boy gone to war too young. Unable to cope with the realities, he turned to drink. He rarely took shelter during bombardments because he was too drunk to stand. And it was his captain that slew the behemoth, while Jack hid like a coward. But heroes have been made out of less, and in the end, he died well.
And it was in this manner that the civil war raged on for thirty years. The space-pirate crew of the Aurora, known as the Mechanisms, had been watching all this time, fascinated, for when you are immortal a good war is a very pleasant distraction indeed. But it was at this point they discovered something interesting.
The Rose Reds were the most effective of the soldiers created from Rose’s genetic material, but they were not the first. Rumours spoke of an early prototype known as the “Briar Rose” that had malfunctions, and slain everyone on the desert moon of Briar where she was being grown. But she was not dead.
As the Mechanisms discovered, instead, she slept at the heart of the defence grid that surrounded New Constantinople. The grid was composed of Thorn-class gun emplacements and was virtually impenetrable. And in its centre the Briar Rose slumbers, plugged into the system, her anger, her rage, her hatred and her fear fuelling the machines, and focusing their gun turrets.
And this bothered Nastya, engineer of the Aurora, so she went to the closest thing the ship had to a captain: Jonny D’Ville.
NASTYA
Jonny, we’re not going to argue about this.
JONNY
I don’t understand it, Nastya. We’ve been watching billions die for the last three decades and we’ve been having a great time!
NASTYA
Yes, I know, I know.
JONNY
And now you want to go white night over a science project with a broken snooze button? I don’t buy it.
NASTYA
Well, you see Jonny, that is because I have not been telling you the whole story. It is not actually me who is complaining. It is Aurora. Our starship.
JONNY
Fuck the ship!
NASTYA
I do.
JONNY
Ew.
NASTYA
Anyway, Jonny, I am merely informing you out of courtesy. You see I have already asked Brian to lay in the coordinates.
JONNY
Brian?! That insubordinate piece of brass!
NASTYA
Yes I know. And we are on our way.
JONNY
Well, I suppose that there’s no real danger. To the ship or us.
NASTYA
No, there isn’t.
JONNY
And it has been a while since we had any really good violence.
NASTYA
It has indeed.
JONNY
Alright. Let’s go
"a science project with a broken snooze button" my favorite line honestly
Mine are:
1. "I am not going to kiss a sleeping stranger, that would be really fucking creepy"
2. "Blood is thicker than water, but it flows just as free"
3+4. "EW"
but it is an excelent line without question up high up there ^^
I would die for Nastya
Who wouldn't
“Fuck the ship!”
“I do.”
"Ew"
god i love nastya
"we've been watching billions die in the last three decades and we've been having a great time!"
"Yes, I know, I know-"
I love this so much bsndhxbfj
2:13, now you can hear how Jon the Archivist would sound if he said fuck
Pretty sure he has said fuck a few times
@@teacuppuck sure as hell has
“Fuck the ship”
“I do”
@-@
Omg I love nastya
WAIT. . . aurora. . . sleeping beauty. . .rose
Im pretty sure Aurora was a refrence to the Russian ship of the same name considering Nastya is basically from sapce Russia.
F*ck the ship - I do - EWW
that's great
oH "jonny de ville" is probably from cruella de ville
de ville / d’ville is also a surname dracula used as a pseudonym in the book !
If you listen to the song One Eyed Jacks, Jack addresses Jonny as "Billy Vangelis' boy", meaning his original name was Jonny Vangelis. He changed his last name from Vangelis to D'Ville - aka, from Angel to Devil.
@@persephonesheppard1858 oh my god that's really interesting, ty for telling me! maybe its from both cruella and he found the opportunity to put in both the reference and the development?
why is no one talking about the 'ew'?
What other reaction would you want? "Nice"? "Fair"? Face it, its the best we could have hoped for
Jonny is a whole asexual mood
@@PrincessX-ke8tj funny thing Gunpowder Tim has the same reaction to Nastya calling Aurora her Girlfriend in the show where they killed Jonny
I love it ^^
Where's Johnny De Ville from?
New texas
Oh jack is a very sad boy
In reality, of course, Jack was merely a boy gone to war too young
Unable to cope with the realities, he turned to drink
He rarely took shelter during bombardments
Because he was too drunk to stand
And it was his captain that slew the behemoth
While Jack hid like a coward
But heroes have been made out of less
And in the end, he died well
It was in this manner that the civil war raged on for thirty years
The space pirate crew of the Aurora
Known as the Mechanisms
Had been watching all this time, fascinated
For when you're immortal
A good war is a very pleasant distraction, indeed
But it was at this point they discovered something... interesting
The Rose Reds were the most effective of the soldiers
Created from Rose's genetic material, but they were not the first
Rumours spoke of an early prototype, known as the Briar Rose
That had malfunctioned and slain everyone on the desert moon of Briar
Where she was being grown
But she was not dead
As the Mechanisms discovered
Instead, she slept
At the heart of the defence grid that surrounded New Constantinople
The grid was composed of Thorn-class gun emplacements
And was virtually impenetrable
And in its centre, the Briar Rose slumbered
Plugged into the system, her anger, her rage, her hatred and her fear
Fueling the machines and focusing their gun turrets
And this bothered Nastya, engineer of the Aurora
So she went to the closest thing the ship had to a captain
Myself, Jonny d'Ville
"Jonny, we're not going to argue about this"
"I don't understand it, Nastya
We've been watching billions die for the last three decades
And we've been having a great time!"
"Yes, I know, I know"
"And now you want to go white knight over a
Science project with a broken snooze button?
I don't buy it"
"W-well, you see, Jonny
That is because I have not been telling you the whole story
It is, uh, not actually me who is complaining
It is, uh, Aurora
Our starship"
"Fuck the ship!"
"I do"
"Ew!"
"Anyway, Jonny, I am merely informing you out of courtesy
Uh, you see, I've already told Brian to land the coordinates"
"Brian!?
That insubordinate piece of brass!"
"Yes, yes, I know, and we are on our way"
"Well. I suppose that there's no real danger
For the ship or us"
And it has been a while since we've had any really... good violence, "
"It has indeed"
"Alright
Let's go"
2:15
we're just going to gloss over that??
Nani?