My Toddler Doesn't Love Me
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ก.ค. 2024
- Y'all requested that Amalah's "I Am the one" quote be turned into a shirt, SO HERE YOU GO! teespring.com/stores/nfcmerch
February is the month we celebrate Black History and Valentine's Day love. It's not the only month we celebrate these things, but you'd think that with so much love around, it'd be easy to receive it from every member of your family. At the least, the ones living in your house.
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My name's La Guardia Cross. I make music, art, film, and I co-created 2 baby girls with my wife, Leah.
New Father Chronicles began in November of 2014 when my daughter Amalah was 1-week-old. I had no idea what I was doing, so I decided to chronicle my journey on TH-cam and make fun of myself along the way. Our 2nd daughter, Nayely, was born in April of 2017.
My channel is filled with the silly adventures I have with my girls, infant and toddler interviews, my interpretations of their babble, silly skits, and the things I've learned or unlearned as a parent. Sometimes Leah and I mix it up a bit and share some pretty personal moments as well. Why? Well, we're far from perfect and we've learned a lot from our mistakes. - ตลก
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"Do you think you'll ever find the one?" Amalah "I am the one". *Drops mic*
Omg I got a 💜 🙌...
That is a word!! Say it loud for ladies in the back!!
@@COCO_CHICKA scf
Lol😂😂😂
It's been hard without the Cross family. I quit my job. Stole from my baby. Yelled at grandma. Lost all my baby's money on the Super Bowl. My wife left me and left the baby. I'm so glad you're back.
VanRocCarMor LMAO. Very funny.
😝🤣😂😅😆😁
It beez like that sometimes. Let your parole officer know we're back.
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀
Well damn LMAO
“Do you think you will ever find the one?”
“I am the one”
I felt that on a spiritual level
Girl!!!!!😂😂😂😂
Yes finally I’m the 77th like, the year I was born
T-shirt worthy.
T Leonard DEFINITELY T shirt worthy lol
Sis
"DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER WORDS?!"
"Yes." I absolutely love her! 😂
“Do you think you’ll ever find the one?”
-“I am the one”
😂😂😂😂😂
That’s my mood all 2019 and beyond!!!!!
Brittney Huggins I need that on a t shirt 😂
Out of the mouths of babes! Say that💜💜💜
Shereni Fernando Right!!!😂😂😂 They need to make some merch for us
Smart girl
EDGES👏🏿GONE👏🏿
When she said 'Ummm daddy...do you love me too?' I felt it too
It was sooo sweet!
She always be daddy little girl
Taitirwanyasha Dimingo That was soooooo SWEEEEEET! 😍
I started crying
I did not see that coming that was so sweet!
"the most reliable snitch ...I mean sister"...I felt that lol
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same
"Who is Bobby?"
"*fart noise*"
I felt that response on an emotional level, just same😂😂😂
E
💄💋
Amalah “ I am the one” say it LOUDER” sis
We need that on a shirt for real!
"...for the people in the back!"
“Hold books, not babies” whole mood 😂
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Yes! I'm 33 and still holding books instead of babies lol
This was literally my whole college mood lol ain’t nobody got time for babies when I’m trying to get this degree lol
She just saved herself years of trouble because SHE IS THE ONE!
@Magdalana Rose hsq
@Magdalana Rose ١
@@nourtahiri9094 lkoie34 l.p. lo
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Love how Amala never even looked up from her phone when she replied "I am the one". I'm so dead!😂🤣
Amalah didn't even waste energy looking up while letting EVERYBODY know that she IS...THE...ONE.
Confidence in every cell!
"I am the one." YOU BETTA TELL EM GIRL😩😩
Tshirt please!
Tell em girl! 😂😂😂😂 i loved it!
Yesssssss!
That's that Scorpio in her, go Amalah!!
Kiann T And she said it without doubt. Didn’t even look up from what she was doing!Yaaaaaassss, baby!
"I am the one." If I had a wig, I would have threw it after that reply. SPEEAK to the lost and unlearned Amalah!!! Welcome back Cross family!!
Amalah: Sweet as honey,caring
Nayely: Straight-up savage
I agree!
They are both so cute
WE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!
Hiiiiiii La Guardia Cross😃😃😃
I love you guys so so so so much
Edit: OMG HE LIKED MY COMMENT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Welcome back and Happy New Year!!
YAAAAAAY
Was just re watching Interview with 1 year old the other day!!
Out of the mouth of babes.... some grown women don’t know THEY are the ONE !!! C’mon with the self awareness before puberty 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
MakeupArtistSociety 😂
Heyy...heyy! That's a good WORD!!!
She doesn’t even know what it means about the one
😂😂😂😂
Exactly.
She pulled a Neo and said “I am the one”
"Two lollipops later." I'm criiiiine😂😂😂😂
"I am the one"
My daily motivation 🤣😉😎
Amalah is such an inspiration!
I AM THE ONE!!!! I literally repeated this to myself in the mirror !
"Two lollipops later, i found out who this boy was"😂
She looked directly into the camera and said "NOOO!"
Yes Amalah "I am the one" self love is the best love 👏🏾👏🏾
Keiona Clark Yesss Amalah!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽👑
My hand shot up like I was at church when she said that! Amen!! Our independent queen Amalah ain't worried about these heauxs, she's too busy making money with her caterpillar.
Yes Amalah! Let 'em know what you're working with baby girl! #IamTheOne
You need to calm down 😂
"I am the one "t-shirts please!!!🤣❤💜❤💜
Agreed! I need that!💯👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
What a fantastic idea!
Out of The Heart, The Mouth Speaks, Int'l YES INDEED!!!
Yeeesss!!! Phrase of the Year
Out of The Heart, The Mouth Speaks, Int'l okay?! Lol
"I AM the one" Amalah has been keeping the same mood since the first vlog when she met her first & one true love - herself.
This whole video is absolute gold. Lmao Nayely kills me with "no."
nayeli grew up so much during that short break
So true. Amazing!
That’s the first thing I noticed. 😱
Nayeli is the same age as my nephew. Hes is still not talking at all yet, shes so advance
Colossia Woodford not even words like "hi"? i mean they say everyone learns at their own speed. give it a few months, read to him and talk to him. he should start soon.
@@melani4111 my sister is a bit concerned to. He says words sometimes, like key, and apple. He gives high fives. But just not talking. Hes smart though. He knows how to maneuver through my smart phone whenever he takes it from me. He did start walking at 9 months, maybe hes a fast walker slow talker?
*in the sweetest voice* "Umm daddy, do you love me too?" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@Cycy J. Daddy *needs* to love her because SHE IS THE ONE.
I come here every so often to remind myself of this sage advice from Amalah. I'm looking forward to her upcoming Ted talk.
When she said I am the one I was like
"Yas honey Yas slay qween"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nayely is living her truth. Lol!
...at my expense.
@@LaGuardiaCross You know you are a manservant!
Nayley looked directly at the camera, gave a little smile and said “no” . 😍🥰
LaGuardia being trolled by his youngest child. I am so proud of her.
“Do you think you’ll find the one?”
“I am the one”
😂😂😂😂😂dang
Had me dying
Dad: Do you love Grandma?
Yes
Dad: Pizza
Yes
Dad:Grandpa
Yes
Dad:Do you understand what I'm saying?
Yessss
Dad: Do you love me?
No
😂😂
Me too. I was LOL 😆😂🤣
I did that with my goddaughter. I learned to toughen up that night.
Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤩!
@Mahera Biz Yup. Ain't no shade like some toddler shade. 😒😂
I'm crying laughing!! And the facial expressions 🤣😂🤣
Nayeli’s little “hi” at the end was BEYOND ADORABLE, damn near melted my heart
I laughed so loud.
She put her finger in her ear too; as if to make sure she could really hear to carry on this fake phone conversation. So precious!!
While you were on vacation, I became a new father myself. My son is now 11 days old! Help!
WHOOOOAAAAAA! CONGRATS! You were able to post this comment without any typos, despite the lack of sleep, so I know you'll be ok.
You got this. Congratulations! Just do what you liked your father doing for you or what you wish your dad did for or with you.
Congratulations
Congratulations on your new Life! Be Love, Stay Blessed!
Leigh Burton Congratulations 🧸🧸
I am an Arab professor of communication with not much free time. Yet I somehow found time to watch this video at least 30 times already. Everytime I find it funny, sweet, inspirational, philosophical, silly and smart at the same time. Please make a video and send it to Own to publish in their short movie sections. By the end of summer I pray you get at least 500 subscribers and a movie or TV show deal. Leah, the kids and you are the one. Dammit, now I have to go back to my work. Ok let me nake it 31 times and then go back to my students.
You're awesome, Najma! Thanks for taking the time and showing so much love!
😂😂😂😂
Thank you so much sir for highlighting and replying to my message. This is a true story. I found out last night that my ex- has replaced me with a woman who looks just like me. At first I was hurt. Then I remembered I was The One, and also the original :) so I watched your videos again. Then I vowed that when he returns (and he will as I am the one), I will give him an audience, and then this will ensue:
He: Do you understand why I did what I did?
Me: Yes.
He: Do you still love me?
Me: No.
I am sending lots of baby camels to the girls soon all the way from Oman. Love you all very very much.
Lol
🥰🥰😂😂
I literally have TEARS strolling down my face. He said do you love Grandma, Yes, Grandpa Yes, Daddy NO!!!!!! Lord!!!
BACK AT IT!!!!
“Daddy!”
“This is still daddy.”
😂😂😂
The sound effects when Nayely was pointing at herself 😂🤣🤣😂
Baby girl said "I am the one" with so much confidence 💖😍👏
La Guardia, you and Leah are rising these babies right!!! May you and your family always be blessed.🤗🤗🤗🤗
Nayely is a trip. I swear she is every emotion all in one. Hahahaaaa! Her facial expressions and eye game are superb 😂😂😂😂😂
Nayely still said 'NO'🤣🤣🤣 and Amalah said 'I am the one'.
😂😂😂😂
“I am the one.”
MOOD ALL THE REST OF 2019!
She really said:”no❤️”
I've watched this one at least 100 times. It never gets old! "I am the one." Words to live by.
Anyone notice how slim LaGuardia and Leah are looking?? Wowwww y'all the real MVPs 😍 welcome back family xx
Vicky O I thought I was the only one noticed that 😏
Same here
Yes, they look great!!
Yes LAWD! I was having withdrawals!
😂😂😂
Same!!!
Same
Anderson Paak fan?
Suede?
Metoo sometime i would rewatch old videos
Amalah don’t hold back baby!!! “I AM the one” 😂😂😂
Dad: Who's Bobby?
Nayely: pffff 🙄
😂😂 I'm practicing that face
I am the One. Whew...that was a word on today. Thanks Amalah, your internet auntie needed that.
😃🤣🤣
A whole entire word though. 😩
La Guardia: "Do you think you would ever find the one"?
Amalah: "I am the one"
👏👏👏👏I know that's right Amalah 🤗🤗🤗
I was surprised when she said that too😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
I totally cracked up,and i notice that she just say what she has to,without thinking,,Nayely always thinks first#hmmm,then answers u,Amalah gets right to the point😂😀
3:05 nnnnnNNNNNNNN .....
She's like "Argh hurry up and finish the question so I can say NO!!"
HA!! Love eeett!
Lol she was not having it!
"I am the one."
*~Amalah Cross, February 5, 2019*
Theyyyyyy are backkkkkkkkk...🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 high fives for everybody
HIGH FIVE!!!
@@missdee1927 thanks🙌🏾...
🙌🏾💜🙌🏾
👐🏾👐🏾
Yesssss💯👋
P.S. (two finger snaps) I AM THE ONE!!!! (you go girl!!)
“I am the one” That spoke to me! Amalah is my little hero.
Nayely wound that “nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooo” up while you were still asking the question 😂😂😂
Not the crusty behind one year old boys! 😂 Them one year old boys can catch these hands! 🤣
GlamFam 😂😂😂
I know his crusty behind better not be coming up in here with no J O B!!!
GlamFam, I know you gone lay hands on any crusty's who come after your girls! Lol!
1msdoll girl you already know! I’ll punch babies and everything! 😂 I wish a crusty lil boy would!
😂😂😂
Nayely swallowed an entire dictionary during.the break, Amalah is THE one for sure!
When she threw that phone....I lost it all.😂😂😂
Been rampaging through the old Cross videos like an addict trying to get a fix. So glad you back. 😀
lol who else missed Nayely's savageness YASSS lol
MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I really missed them all, it's like, 'you can't just have one without the others too!' 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
YASSSSS😂😂
"And I knew the most reliable snitch..." hahaha this is so true. My brothers be outing me ALL THE TIME!
If it meant I wasn't going to get in trouble I was snitching on all of my siblings, no shame whatsoever.
I gasped when Nayely said no the first time
I love this show and appreciate his brand. As a dad, I can tell this brother really love his family and lives for them. Funny & Inspiring
La Guardia Cross, wait....ahhhhmmmm why does the barely talking baby (Nayely) look like she's fully grown now OMG..whateth happeneth, where did the time goeth, lol, OMG she has even more attitude, I LOVE IT!!!!!! Missed you guys.
Ikr! they really do grow up so fast :’)
“Whateth happeneth, where did the time goeth”.
Stealing this golden line for a later date
@@ArdenBijou lololol, you're welcome to it, lololol
Dayleeyah Kalonji 😄 thank you
Reliable snitch- 👀
I mean sister😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Airreona TheeElevatedSongstress that’s basically another word for sister😂
DIOR COVERS 😂
“Do you love daddy”
She said “ no” 🤧🤧😪
Nayely's face when he's questioning her while she's snacking has me in tears!!😂😂😂😂😂
Yasssssssssssss TH-cam wasn't the same without y'all!!!!!!! 😍😍😍
"I am the one." Next t-shirt done.
Y'all at 3:54 Nayeli gives this look like... negro puh-lease who you trying to check, when LaGuardia asked "Who's Bobby?!?"
LOVED this vid had on repeat!❣❣❣💕
Best response EVER
Hey hey hey i was the most reliable snitch 😂😂😂 told on my brothers all the time
😁I absolutely love that. "Will you find the one?" "I AM THE ONE." That is epic and needs to be on some merch. So glad y'all are back, TH-cam wasn't the same without your wholesome hilarity.☺
Amen, you know that's right!
His daughters are so smart
Missed you guys so much. ❤ ❤ ❤
I would buy that shirt!!!
That touched me, I Am The One! Hey, i went into a 💃full 💃praise dance💃 after that, YES!! I AM THE ONE.
Hahahaha
😂😂Yes!
omg!
MzYoShow 😄😃💛
Me toooooo
😂😂😂😂 The girls and their personalities! Amalah and her quotes... I love it! Plus Nayely is an entire MOOD! 💖
I'm weeeeeaaaak 😂 at this video!!! Nayely face at 2:50 priceless!!! & when Amalah said I am the one... drop the mic!!! halarious 😂 she be so serious Love&Peace 😊
Buooooy, if you ask a baby girl if she loves you, and she says "no.", she mad at you...
It may have something to do with that hair-care incident
😂😂
🤣
Lmao I don't think of that 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂🤣🤣
“I am the one..” bless bless! Love the Cross family and especially the baby girls! Continued peace and blessings!
Perfect answer.
Sa da
“Do you love daddy”??? Nooooooooooooo!!!!!😂😂😂
Lol at the black girl hair maintenance with baby girl screaming 🤣🤣🤣 omg she's too cute talking about she calling a boy. And saying no she don't love daddy.
Amalah dropping gems! I am the one! My motto for 2019!
Yes! Amalah stay dropping gems.. 💖
"do you think you'll ever find the one?" "I am the one"😂😂🌈💜💕 thats what imma say everytime someone asks me that
Yes!!! 🤣
Same! :D:D
Tukisho Ramohlale lol
The dislikes are Bobby on his alt account. 😂😂
Um Nayely is speaking. She's so grown 😭
Never clicked on a video so fast I love you guys
Kamaya Lawry you are absolutely right! I was beginning to get concerned.
I was in the middle of a conversation when the notification came up. I stopped mid-sentence and started watching! Lol!
K V Now that’s funny! I am just glad they are back. Love this family...
Haha Haha I AM THE ONE...GO AHEAD GIRL...BLACK GIRL MAGIK...✊✊✊✊✊
Omdayz!!! Nayely is something else, she is hilarious 😂 she’s so clever, she knows how to wind you up..Love this fam! Brilliant
My belly hurts 😂😂😂🤣🤣❤️
When Amala was telling who she loved and all that Nayeli looked so bored🤣 like "eww not this again"
See what a few months away can do..Nayely's all grown up and La Guardia's looking all slim!😊
That too and he lost skin color, or did i see that wrong
@@sharmi9891 It could be the lighting.
Poor LaGuardia it’s a New Year and still the same man servant struggle. But side note I think I sprang my finger clicking this video so quick.
"Do you love daddy? No!" Wow, your kids are naturally talented. Great video. 😂🤣😁
"I am the one." Out the mouth of babes...
"Some crusty behind one year old"?.....I CAN'T! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I missed you Cross family! I MISSED YOU! I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK!
He’s👏🏾 finally👏🏾 back👏🏾 WE 👏🏾MISS👏🏾 YALL 👏🏾TOO👏🏾
Edit: She said I AM THE ONE
The way that you looked at Amalah when she said, "I am the one"...PRICELESS LOL
You should make tshirts with most realiable snitch (crossed out) then sister. I would want one