I wouldn't say that was the greatest battle cry. More like "weirdest battle cry that makes no sense in any situation", that's the award he wins which is some Appsro wins just about every video.😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Cat statue is a "Large" treasure. As done you must carry it all the way back to your base & put it in your treasure room. It is used to increase your wealth for higher Purges. All Treasures are. Or deco with the statues I guess. NPCs will spawn the entire way home you must fight off. The Devs have heard the complaints about walking them, they said they are looking into being able to put them on your horse. It's a neat idea, but the map is just so big, it can take literal hours. I've done once lol, I got the same statue, walked back to my base, which was near yours. So about same distance. Luckily I had already built a bridge. Got DCed right outside the base, logged back in & treasure despawned. Also if Apprso had have just ran & gone across the water the horse would just teleport to you away from the mobs.
If the Devs made it so you could carry it on a horse drawn cart, that could work. Slower than riding but faster than walking, and the cart could be used to carry other things as well.
@@iller3 Having a treasure room is how you get better purges, and purges are how you get better thralls. Less important in PvE, but essential in PvP which is frequently a toxic cesspool of constant attacks and betrayals. Never trust anyone you don't know well in PvP.
@@Devin_Stromgren my experience in PVP was that most mid-level tribes would grief just about any newbs that showed up on the map to drive them off the server. If you managed to stick with it and find a hidden refuge, then you realize all the best quadrants are blocked off by MASSIVE tier 3 fortresses with walls spanning outward to seal off claim blocks in the largest radius. And those guys are bored and never around. It's a never ending grief fest that Conan has never figured out how to improve.
12:25 if only there was an all powerful sorceress that could have bound an Ethereal Spector to herself, lighting the way with their every life essence.
Compared to appsro Dora isn’t even a competitor. Dora just gets lucky sometimes. What’s the saying? Even a blind mentally deficient squirrel finds a nut once in awhile? You watched this video right? You know Dora died 20 more times they cut out
thick asking the panther if he was friends with the pirates during his attack in season one remains one of my favorite quick thinking jokes of the whole os season 1......he got kills to be sure but that is just the beginning of thicks greatness
Middle of episode: "Haha, there's so much death in this one. I wonder who will die next." Last few minutes of episode: "Oh no oh no oh no don't you DARE die on me!"
I'm sitting here, listening to them argue at 4:20 & it hits me "Wait a sec. I've heard that music before...... THAT'S F**KING TETRIS!" Busted out laughing 🤣
"Let's Fight, Let's F***, Let's Go!" "Don't let the depression get you!" "You don't peel an orange without eating the seeds!" "Its CURSE-ED!" "That was a neck breaker." And so many other great lines!!! One great moment after another!
This was so fun to watch . You did way better then me at the Pirate place, i could not find the cat statue . And thanks for teaching me how to dive . Merry Christmas to all three of you ...
Only about half of them are crafters. Two fighters and an archer outside, two archers on the bridge in the first room, one wandering fighter/archer, two stationary random crafters, then another wandering fighter/archer in the next room, two stationary crafters, two stationary dancers, three more fighters/archers, another crafter and the priest/t4 crafter.
Pro-tip: if your thrall/pet/horse that is following you is getting shishkebab'ed, the best thing to do is just RUN in one direction, while the enemies are busy with trying to kill your pet you can run, get to maximum tether for your pet, and your pet will then teleport right next to you. You have to run in one direction though, not zigzag or circle around, in those cases your pet will just stay inside the tether patiently waiting for it's death, like what happend to brown horse. Simon instincts work in this game! When the going gets tough, just book it and run from your troubles. I'm impressed Appsro managed to change the follow distance of the horse, he definitely got the right idea by changing distance to max for horses, less chance of them getting in the way, and close enough for travel ease.
Yup, I found one of those gold kitties in the mounds of the dead. I dragged the golden kitty across the map and fought NPCs all the way. I forgot to add the gold kitty to my treasure room. The next time I played the kitty was gone. Hahaha. That almost broke me.
Derketo Cat Idols can also be found at the Black Galleon , it is recommend to unlock the Teleports by upgrading your sorcery knowledge first, you can place teleports linked to another one at your base in this way you can place one outside the Tresures spawn locations , in order to avoid must of the Npc spawning by the treasure in your hands
I have this 🤔, argument with my BFF. Chocolate only belongs in the Fridge if its outta-date. Freezing etc is just trying to stretch that chocolatey goodness further ... Just Buy 2x and Enjoy at Room Temp ... Jezebels!! 😂
As soon as Simon marveled at AnthonyCSN's diveroll, the thumbnail made sense to me and I knew what they had to do next. (Insert Goofy falling yell) *AAAH HOO HOO HOO HOOEY*
Shit, I'm great with analogies... "Can't make an omlette without breaking a few eggs." And I'm good with rational quotes. "Victory often requires sacrifice." "Restraint is a lesson that comes with discipline."
You can spam the jump roll and its hilarious just jump roll and repeat instantly. Kinda hard to get the timing but you can just jump roll everywhere. Can use the mechanic to actually dive into water also.
If you get the chance, I'd go into the Jhil's Roost on the border of the Highland and snow biom! If you go in via the back, there is a large hole, there is a legendary chest you can open that may give you some good materials and a weapon
Unlocking that requires specific, rare materials, so I doubt they're gonna get to that point until well towards the end of the series mostly out of ignorance XD
"Oh no my horse died" as if you didn't know everything teleports to you and you can just run away and your thralls/pets will teleport to you. By the way the cat is treasure. You put treasure in your coffer to trigger a purge. That I'm sure you don't know.
Ha...Jeff Foxworthy was right about measuring the rope at a new bungie jump place. "All right ed let him jump.....SPLAT...All right ed shorting it up a little bit...hey and give his gf a free t shirt"
"There once was a cat with a hungry belly, The name of the cat was Whiskers Jelly, Hus throat was dry, and his bowl was bare, Miaow my furry cats miaow"
there's some great one-liners in this episode i think neebs should have used more words when explaining what they were doing in that cave. simon and anthony seemed to be confused well past the combat ending
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"Let's Fight, Let's F*ck, Let's GO!" Appsro wins the award for the greatest battle cry of all time.
He also wins the award for guy most likely to blame someone else for his own screw ups.
That should be a shirt
@@tonysnark1530 😂😂😂 It Should be a shirt! ... Its legendary!!! 😂😂😂👏👏👏
Idk.. "Let's cut some foreskin" and "we are going in dry" will demoralize a lot of male forces really quickly.
I wouldn't say that was the greatest battle cry. More like "weirdest battle cry that makes no sense in any situation", that's the award he wins which is some Appsro wins just about every video.😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
"You don't peel an orange without eating the seeds!" Simon-2023
Words to live by
Of course! The seeds are the tastiest part.
this made me question my existence
13:06 Dora: "Oh that's you.." Appsro: 💀 - I laughed way too hard at that.
You are not along in that :)
Was surprised it wasn't a screen break moment for the crew.
How did he kill appsro with half his health left?
i wondered just how strong Dora was too after seeing that, half health and Dora got him with one swing.
same!🤣😭
Cat statue is a "Large" treasure. As done you must carry it all the way back to your base & put it in your treasure room. It is used to increase your wealth for higher Purges. All Treasures are.
Or deco with the statues I guess.
NPCs will spawn the entire way home you must fight off. The Devs have heard the complaints about walking them, they said they are looking into being able to put them on your horse.
It's a neat idea, but the map is just so big, it can take literal hours. I've done once lol, I got the same statue, walked back to my base, which was near yours. So about same distance. Luckily I had already built a bridge.
Got DCed right outside the base, logged back in & treasure despawned.
Also if Apprso had have just ran & gone across the water the horse would just teleport to you away from the mobs.
You can carry them through teleporters, makes the trip considerably shorter
hmm... literally not worth it then if it just can despawn ... especially from a D/c
If the Devs made it so you could carry it on a horse drawn cart, that could work. Slower than riding but faster than walking, and the cart could be used to carry other things as well.
@@iller3 Having a treasure room is how you get better purges, and purges are how you get better thralls. Less important in PvE, but essential in PvP which is frequently a toxic cesspool of constant attacks and betrayals. Never trust anyone you don't know well in PvP.
@@Devin_Stromgren my experience in PVP was that most mid-level tribes would grief just about any newbs that showed up on the map to drive them off the server. If you managed to stick with it and find a hidden refuge, then you realize all the best quadrants are blocked off by MASSIVE tier 3 fortresses with walls spanning outward to seal off claim blocks in the largest radius. And those guys are bored and never around. It's a never ending grief fest that Conan has never figured out how to improve.
Bro Anthony diving into the ground was brutal and hilarious 😂
My favorite part!
12:25 if only there was an all powerful sorceress that could have bound an Ethereal Spector to herself, lighting the way with their every life essence.
Love the episodes where there's SO much going on, but nothing actually happens lol. Neebs gets a worker thrall.
This episode was a glorious disaster from start to finish.
Some of their best episodes of any game are glorious disasters. I'm here for it😂
Love Dora referencing the 7days competition.. appsro is definitely his biggest competitor
Compared to appsro Dora isn’t even a competitor. Dora just gets lucky sometimes. What’s the saying? Even a blind mentally deficient squirrel finds a nut once in awhile? You watched this video right? You know Dora died 20 more times they cut out
watch simon win after being the first one to get to 1 life left, by just making a spike fortress
@@scratthesquirrel5242 this is how i survived a16 roflcopter XD
Sad to not see a dive off Simon's tower of power
They probably didn't wanna have to wait 10 min for each person to get to the top 🤣
Ok, I am midway in the episode, they mentioned having to build a bridge, i reaaally hope that Appsro remembers that he can summon a bridge.
I don't know what you've seen on this channel to have hope for such basic competence.
😂😂😂
“You don’t throw the wash out with the baby” An analogy that has helped me in my adulthood 😂😂
HAHAHA! That cliff diving doesn't get old.
yep, watched it a few times, the thump gets me every time.
They are no assassin's
.... Just the peeps who still remember doing it every weekend... 💜😍
11:33
Just the sound of the impact made me winge! Yeah, Neebs, definitely a neckbreaker
The cut to all the dead bodies swan diving to death had me in stitches 😂😂
thick asking the panther if he was friends with the pirates during his attack in season one remains one of my favorite quick thinking jokes of the whole os season 1......he got kills to be sure but that is just the beginning of thicks greatness
The moment Simon was at the top of that cliff, all I could hear in my head was the Jackass guitar intro
Middle of episode: "Haha, there's so much death in this one. I wonder who will die next."
Last few minutes of episode: "Oh no oh no oh no don't you DARE die on me!"
Non-stop laughs this episode.
I needed that today.
Thanks Guys 😊
Love you guys, always make my day when new episodes drop, thank you for all your hard work, editors included, amazing stuff ❤
Anthony with the perfect dive into a full on face plant that started a garden of skulls, best laughs I've had all day!
4:20 Simon's pouch on his hip has an oogie boogie face and now I'll never unsee it
Looking forward to the CatRun 2.0 lol
Lmfao Dora: "Are you FUCKIN bipolar?!" 24:03
Gotta say budget Thick has really stepped up to the plate. Hope you guys have given Anthony the promotion he clearly deserves. ❤
Appsro picking up the cat statue and calling it pussy loot about killed me 😂😂
Lmfao 🤣 Nooo ! Stabbed cook in half ... 😂 that shit had me crying so funny !
Tell me you don't get 3 Stooges" Vibes off Anthony, Simon and Neebs.
I'm sitting here, listening to them argue at 4:20 & it hits me "Wait a sec. I've heard that music before...... THAT'S F**KING TETRIS!" Busted out laughing 🤣
8:53 😂 Appsro's "..WHAT?!.." killed me
"Let's Fight, Let's F***, Let's Go!" "Don't let the depression get you!" "You don't peel an orange without eating the seeds!" "Its CURSE-ED!" "That was a neck breaker." And so many other great lines!!! One great moment after another!
This was so fun to watch . You did way better then me at the Pirate place, i could not find the cat statue . And thanks for teaching me how to dive . Merry Christmas to all three of you ...
The naked folks in that cave are all various crafters. QUIT KILLING THEM!! Lol
Only about half of them are crafters. Two fighters and an archer outside, two archers on the bridge in the first room, one wandering fighter/archer, two stationary random crafters, then another wandering fighter/archer in the next room, two stationary crafters, two stationary dancers, three more fighters/archers, another crafter and the priest/t4 crafter.
Love Conan. Love neebs😂gaming also. Perfect friday!
"I STABBED THE COOK!"
lmfao
Pro-tip: if your thrall/pet/horse that is following you is getting shishkebab'ed, the best thing to do is just RUN in one direction, while the enemies are busy with trying to kill your pet you can run, get to maximum tether for your pet, and your pet will then teleport right next to you. You have to run in one direction though, not zigzag or circle around, in those cases your pet will just stay inside the tether patiently waiting for it's death, like what happend to brown horse.
Simon instincts work in this game! When the going gets tough, just book it and run from your troubles.
I'm impressed Appsro managed to change the follow distance of the horse, he definitely got the right idea by changing distance to max for horses, less chance of them getting in the way, and close enough for travel ease.
As someone who loves shanties it absolutely blew my mind when you started playing Wellerman! Great episode too!
They've been playing it past few episodes, just with no vocals.
After watching the Cliff Diving, I can't help but feel that Suicide is about to hit an all time high in Conan.
Yup, I found one of those gold kitties in the mounds of the dead. I dragged the golden kitty across the map and fought NPCs all the way. I forgot to add the gold kitty to my treasure room. The next time I played the kitty was gone. Hahaha. That almost broke me.
the white horse and the dont give in to the sadness line that hit me in the child hood
when I was a kid we put Charleston Chews in freezer then once frozen you could crack them. Marshmallow filling with Chocolate coating.
Cliff diving extreme lmao .love you guys
Derketo Cat Idols can also be found at the Black Galleon , it is recommend to unlock the Teleports by upgrading your sorcery knowledge first, you can place teleports linked to another one at your base in this way you can place one outside the Tresures spawn locations , in order to avoid must of the Npc spawning by the treasure in your hands
Loved every minute of this - and laughed out loud every minute - brilliant as always guys
Love me some Conan. You are all the best.
Anthony is right. Put chocolate in the freezer for 10-20 minutes before eating its awesome, especially in summer, and especially mint flavoured.
Frozen Thin Mints Girlscout Cookies are bomb
Snickers in the freezer, then dipping them in coffee, is what dreams are made of.
Frozen Reese's cups are the best.
I have this 🤔, argument with my BFF.
Chocolate only belongs in the Fridge if its outta-date.
Freezing etc is just trying to stretch that chocolatey goodness further ... Just Buy 2x and Enjoy at Room Temp ... Jezebels!! 😂
Also just keeping in the fridge in general works pretty well.
Love when this comes out in time for me take my lunch break. I was dying laughing when Dora chopped poor Appsro in half
Dora did a THICK44!!!
know it was a matter of time before it happened.
😂😂😂😂
"You don't throw the Baby Out With The Bath Water! ... Cause It May Survive and Come Back and Eat Your Face" ... Good Baby!
As soon as Simon marveled at AnthonyCSN's diveroll, the thumbnail made sense to me and I knew what they had to do next. (Insert Goofy falling yell) *AAAH HOO HOO HOO HOOEY*
Great video guys I just love how y'all just basically were throwing your bodies off the side for fun like that after a bit.
Shit, I'm great with analogies...
"Can't make an omlette without breaking a few eggs."
And I'm good with rational quotes.
"Victory often requires sacrifice."
"Restraint is a lesson that comes with discipline."
Y'all had the magic flowing on this episode! This was fantastic! Super entertaining 😂
Anyone else see the panthers and immediately remember Hard Work? 😂
One of the most entertaining episodes of anything I've ever seen. Great job, yall!! 😂😂
This is one of the best episodes of Conan they’ve ever had.
Use the cat to set up a nice farm with your npcs. Like right in the middle of a amphitheater, surrounded by archers, in the nosebleed section.
The curse of El Gato Diablo 😂
Wow. I had no idea about the dive animation in Conan. Neebs taught me something new today.
HAHAHAHA egging Simon on to his death, that done me.
I had to watch Anthony's dive twice. Had me busting up hard 😂
"What kind of revisionist history is this shit?! You left me!"
Idk why but that got me good😂
09:35-09:46 The energy in that moment gives me hope for humanity.
Them not understanding the Heroic Treasure then getting mad when a million enemies spawn is very funny
You can spam the jump roll and its hilarious just jump roll and repeat instantly. Kinda hard to get the timing but you can just jump roll everywhere. Can use the mechanic to actually dive into water also.
being an Aussi pretty much anything chocolate based when it comes to confectionary goes in the fridge, especially in summer when the heat kicks in.
. My favorite series on my favorite game. Love it so much guys!
I like the sailers jingle at the beginning.
If you get the chance, I'd go into the Jhil's Roost on the border of the Highland and snow biom! If you go in via the back, there is a large hole, there is a legendary chest you can open that may give you some good materials and a weapon
The classical version of Tetris Theme with the analogy argument… legit is to fitting lol
The Neverending Story reference had me dyin. 😂😂😂
"Oh that's you..." *SHINK* bluah.... "Oh no." Classic Dora
looks like the boys are starting to master the ancient art of the ROLLY POLLY
If Appsro was a real sorcerer he'd have transportory stones for getting loot home.
Unlocking that requires specific, rare materials, so I doubt they're gonna get to that point until well towards the end of the series mostly out of ignorance XD
"Oh no my horse died" as if you didn't know everything teleports to you and you can just run away and your thralls/pets will teleport to you.
By the way the cat is treasure. You put treasure in your coffer to trigger a purge. That I'm sure you don't know.
Appsro at 24:28 lol omg love it laughed so damn hard
Ha...Jeff Foxworthy was right about measuring the rope at a new bungie jump place.
"All right ed let him jump.....SPLAT...All right ed shorting it up a little bit...hey and give his gf a free t shirt"
I love that they spent the whole video diving off the rock. 😂😂😂
This whole episode is a punchline to life. Perfect.
anyone else see someone just STANDING in the background when apps and dora get back to their base? 26:52
Tomb Raider swan dive 😂😂 good form Anthony
i shoulda stuck by you haha 😂 funny as always
25:19 Gmork from Neverending Story scared me as a kid.
full stack agility and you can double jump flip dive..
i like do it from high dives into smaller and smaller pools..🙂🙃🙂
HUMAN DARTS!!! Should totally make some sort of giant target and play a game of human darts!
Appsro needs to advance his sorcery so they can build portals. No more long treks of death home.😂
This episode reminds me of the dragon boss episode from season 1. A lot of death😂😂 "BLLEEAHGAAGAA☠️☠️☠️"
"Are you f*cking bipolar?!" is the best way to describe this episode.
FYI, through sorcery you learn to make a teleporter. You can carry treasure through them.
"I'm sorry I started a fight at your Black Panther party." - Forrest Gump
"There once was a cat with a hungry belly,
The name of the cat was Whiskers Jelly,
Hus throat was dry, and his bowl was bare,
Miaow my furry cats miaow"
You need to put the kitty next to a coffer or it will despawn!
"don't peel an orange without eatin' the seeds" - Simon
Nice choice of an instrumental Wellerman in the beginning when going to thr pirate ship
11:28 This had me cracking up lmao
Neebs not reading what's on his screen is getting old. Even Simon learns eventually.
there's some great one-liners in this episode
i think neebs should have used more words when explaining what they were doing in that cave. simon and anthony seemed to be confused well past the combat ending
Dora killing Appsro made me do a literal spit take…absolute gold! 😂 Now I have to clean my dashboard.
Appsro, when your horse is about to die, run away and it will just teleport to you. It only died, because you stayed there and watched it. lol
That was hysterical. Great episode.