Why Matt Lauer Wasn't On 'Today' Today

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  • There was more sexual harassment news thanks to Matt Lauer and whoever's voice that was on the 'Hollywood' tape.
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  • @ShreyasYD
    @ShreyasYD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    "I'm one of the few men still allowed on television" ... Don't jynx it Stephen!!!!!!!

    • @r8v3nnunya27
      @r8v3nnunya27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shreyas Y D I started to like your comment and clicked "like", then quickly unclicked cuz it said 13th...yeah. Let's not jinx it. LOL...😂😏😞

    • @ShreyasYD
      @ShreyasYD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      r8v3n Nunya well now it's at 15 so it is safe I guess...

    • @r8v3nnunya27
      @r8v3nnunya27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shreyas Y D Well dammit! Ha! 👍

    • @souradeepsengupta95
      @souradeepsengupta95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Not a lot of luck involved. If he has harassed women, he deserves to be let go. I doubt it though, but hey, I didn't think it was true of George Takei or Kevin Spacey either.

    • @haastnooitable
      @haastnooitable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Souradeep Sengupta just proves that you never know how a person treats others. Specially not those that you just don’t know irl.

  • @siddhantbhoite4667
    @siddhantbhoite4667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Harvey Weinstein : If I am going down i am taking everybody with me.

    • @ourblueheavendesign
      @ourblueheavendesign 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Siddhant Bhoite not what he’s discussing

    • @brittneyrenee8286
      @brittneyrenee8286 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Good, let him take out all the shitbags

    • @bonedoc4556
      @bonedoc4556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hope that's the case.

    • @garystinten9339
      @garystinten9339 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope he does..
      Then we'll all see what Hollywood has been up to..

    • @Syogren
      @Syogren 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Please do, Mr. Weinstein. Please do.

  • @jamesonjunky
    @jamesonjunky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    I hope there are never accusations against Stephen! I'd be sad

    • @paigetomkinson1137
      @paigetomkinson1137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      I'd feel betrayed, then crushed, then pissed.

    • @sherlockcipher6690
      @sherlockcipher6690 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Id feel exactly the same emotions but in the reverse order.

    • @7thDayAdventures
      @7thDayAdventures 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      david white Well I for one am outraged! Where are these harassers? I'm grabbing my pitchfork now

    • @rysun8709
      @rysun8709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope he places hire hands appropriately when hugging guests

    • @7thDayAdventures
      @7thDayAdventures 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      david white I feel your pain...

  • @jatinagarwal8827
    @jatinagarwal8827 6 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    Colbert > Fallon.

    • @moveslikemacca
      @moveslikemacca 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jatin Agarwal - Agreed. I feel like Fallon seems kinda fake sometimes? Maybe that’s just me idk

    • @Kareragirl
      @Kareragirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Fallon *hears about Matt Lauer* : OMG!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! *hitting on table intensifies* That's crazy!! =D

    • @IglooDweller
      @IglooDweller 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They're different; can't be compared.

    • @97djole
      @97djole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes they are because Colbert sold himself

    • @kamrankhandevil
      @kamrankhandevil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Colbert > Fallon, Meyers, Noah, Conan.
      Oliver > Colbert.

  • @ScottTheAngel
    @ScottTheAngel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I'm starting to realize people are a lot weirder then I thought.

    • @Alejandro_87
      @Alejandro_87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ScottTheAngel trust no one

    • @ivanrlynn
      @ivanrlynn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha 😂

  • @aishx
    @aishx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Billy Bush, the guy who did the least (witnessing future POTUS confess to sexual assault), almost immediately lost his job. Some sexual assaulters still keep theirs weeks & months later.

    • @maylightbewithyou
      @maylightbewithyou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To be fair, Billy Bush was also egging Trump on.

    • @dawnadriana1764
      @dawnadriana1764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Absolutely. What nailed him is when he told the woman to kiss Trump.

  • @CoachingHigher
    @CoachingHigher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Thank God we still have Colbert to walk us through this 2017 nightmarish nonsense.

  • @somyadashora7857
    @somyadashora7857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    One of the few men allowed on television 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @wackywong
    @wackywong 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Denying what you already admitted is a sign of insanity.

  • @socrappyicoulddie
    @socrappyicoulddie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    "I'm one of the few men still allowed on television" biiiiiiiiitch don't tempt fate

    • @Cartman4wesome
      @Cartman4wesome 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      You have some seriously weird imagination. You should get help before it's too late.

    • @MYNAMEISGARY
      @MYNAMEISGARY 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He's acting too cocky about this stuff. He should just keep his mouth shut.

    • @TheJessy8888
      @TheJessy8888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Cartman C i think it's already too late for him, the guy is fantasizing in caps-lock ON!!!

    • @garrymiller3171
      @garrymiller3171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      AllCommiesCanEatShit andDie...let me guess you defend Roy moore?

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      In the offset chance that Stephen gets outed, so what? Do you really need an idol that badly to tell you everything you need to know? It sucks for Stephen, and worse for the victims of course, but he's only an entertainer.

  • @boonlincoln
    @boonlincoln 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Monologue Order:
    1. Why Matt Lauer Wasn't On 'Today' Today
    2. There's Going To Be A Royal Wedding!

    • @Rhythmicons
      @Rhythmicons 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Again, thanks for this. It makes things easier. I wish they would just upload the whole damn monologue.

    • @paigetomkinson1137
      @paigetomkinson1137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or at the VERY least, number them!

    • @HifeFish
      @HifeFish 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or set their flippin' playlists up on time..

    • @majed8192
      @majed8192 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I disagree I'm one who get's quickly bored so 5 minutes tops per video suits me very wel and with guys as boon pointing out the correct order I couldn't wish for more.

  • @RafidW9
    @RafidW9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    I wanna know how Ellen feels about this. She had a prank war with him.

    • @khalidthedream
      @khalidthedream 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Mujtaba Ibrahim it isn't her fault so it doesn't really matter

    • @jcarterla
      @jcarterla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Probably the same way that any decent person would feel when someone they know is accused of horrible things. So glad you are focused on the famous Matt/Ellen connection.

    • @Cmackie311
      @Cmackie311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I thought that too, but if I had to guess...Ellen won't talk to him anymore, her show really isn't about talking about all the real world gossip and exploiting it like talk show hosts do(Colbert, etc....which is fine, he's a comedian and this is his kind of material). Ellen's show is supposed to let people escape for an hour a day without having to deal with any of this real-life drama

    • @stonecoldsteveautism1852
      @stonecoldsteveautism1852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ellen is a miserable person

    • @tinaq5973
      @tinaq5973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mujtaba Ibrahim ellen is a white feminist so she might defend him or still be friends with him. Just like she did with johnny depp.

  • @josearturogarza5114
    @josearturogarza5114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Still remember Matt's "Interview" with Anne Hathaway, when she was there to talk about Les Miserable...And he wanted to talk about photo taken of her inappropriately. He said I've seen ALOT of you lately.

    • @7thDayAdventures
      @7thDayAdventures 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jose Garza yeah, good thing Colbert never makes jokes like that...

    • @Coffeebean1985
      @Coffeebean1985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, he is such a classy guy

    • @David_Last_Name
      @David_Last_Name 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Humboldt Hip-Neck Hangout "yeah, good thing Colbert never makes jokes like that..." .....while also being a sexual predator himself.
      There, I finished it for you. And yes, that is a good thing.

    • @______-ei9lw
      @______-ei9lw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      'still remember...' like you didnt just see that in the news and you've been waiting five years to write this comment

    • @GraceLaurenTaylor
      @GraceLaurenTaylor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jose Garza omg that’s true

  • @MehOMy
    @MehOMy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The next domino to fall....Geraldo Rivera. He just oozes creepy.

    • @rid1bee
      @rid1bee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You mean Sean Insanity?

    • @christopherrembert6356
      @christopherrembert6356 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Debbie Stonum There's been allegations of groping.

    • @garystinten9339
      @garystinten9339 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I heard Colbert can't really speak.. Apparently, he's done some really bad things himself.

    • @daliborcvitkusic4061
      @daliborcvitkusic4061 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      whvm n 🐶🐯🐘🐊🐚🐠

    • @daliborcvitkusic4061
      @daliborcvitkusic4061 6 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @Rhythmicons
    @Rhythmicons 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    I lost my shit at Lincoln.

    • @MustardTiger97
      @MustardTiger97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rhythmicons have u find it yet?

    • @MusicMasterTasmania
      @MusicMasterTasmania 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, that was so great.

    • @Shiva108
      @Shiva108 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope you were watching this on the loo while pinching one off...

    • @Rhythmicons
      @Rhythmicons 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I lost my shit again at the tax vote.

  • @kinghabi
    @kinghabi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Where tf were you!! Dont leave like this!!

    • @chris-hayes
      @chris-hayes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Habiba KB hey you guys have it nice, John Oliver is off 2 months taking a canoe back to Britain or something

    • @kinghabi
      @kinghabi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know :( I was so happy to see him on Seth yesterday. So selfish of them to have lives outside of entertaining us and keeping us sane.

  • @duncaneigg8819
    @duncaneigg8819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That end segment earned you a new subscriber. It is about as satisfying as “Skip Ad”

  • @NA-ck6cz
    @NA-ck6cz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    They wrote a book about Trump, its called the DSM-5. Check it out.

    • @timothyamaraobrien
      @timothyamaraobrien 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nick Angelos Truth!

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seriously, I did. Hoooooly shit.

    • @benm5221
      @benm5221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nick Angelos They wrote a book about trump called Mobey Dick.

    • @dragon53777
      @dragon53777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't talk shit about whales.

    • @johnfrancisdoe1563
      @johnfrancisdoe1563 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nick Angelos Its not about Trump.

  • @NeonsStyleHD
    @NeonsStyleHD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "Mr Elegant says it's not my voice"

    • @gayleelliott3319
      @gayleelliott3319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yet it WAS his voice when the tapes came out. And what does POTUS think will happen when Billy Bush and the Access Hollywood cameraman are interviewed? Trump is a raving idiot.

  • @moonna8088
    @moonna8088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Come on Mueller, whats taking you so long!

  • @ImVeryOriginal
    @ImVeryOriginal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Suggesting that cross-dressing is a sign of being a sexual predator in any way is unfair and simply false. I cringed at that part.

  • @christinascheunemann4640
    @christinascheunemann4640 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    why does nobody talk about net neutrality?!

    • @wolframstahl1263
      @wolframstahl1263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They do, but the videos are not available in your country.

    • @jarehelt
      @jarehelt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Christina S.
      Because it is a 400+ page document that no one has actually read (past the title) yet everyone is blindly for.
      Net neutrality is not net neutral. Just like the patriot act is not patriotic, the affordable healthcare act isnt affordable and the federal reserve act is not federal and there are no reserves. Basically whenever you see legislation. Think of it as the exact opposite of what the title says

    • @DingDangJon
      @DingDangJon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It doesn't make the media as much money as talking about the sexual allegations.

    • @tabbyreed8925
      @tabbyreed8925 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because nothing can be done about it by common people and politicians don't care because they are all so old they can't even use the internet without their grandkids help.

    • @kenaig7739
      @kenaig7739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't John Oliver do something on that?

  • @ChrisTheGregory
    @ChrisTheGregory 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:07 The way he says "Today, Matt Lauer was let go from NBC's morning show The Today Show This Morning Today" reminds me a lot of classic Letterman.

  • @TuxedoCruise
    @TuxedoCruise 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Appropriate sexual behavior in the workplace exists. Just go to a porn set during filming.

  • @papafreshly
    @papafreshly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    For a video titled what happened to Matt Lauer this went from Matt Lauer to Trump very quickly

    • @dnmcfall
      @dnmcfall 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It always goes back to him which only feeds his narcissism.

  • @SidPhoenix2211
    @SidPhoenix2211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    Hey, I like the new outro.

    • @Alresu
      @Alresu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Now it's nice. Wait one-two weeks and it will be annoying as hell^^

    • @SilverMe2004
      @SilverMe2004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It gives us a new reason to want the monologue in once piece

    • @jamesonjunky
      @jamesonjunky 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alresu something that unimportant would annoy you? That's snowflake behavior

    • @7thDayAdventures
      @7thDayAdventures 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It would be funny if they actually had skipable ads on this channel

    • @Alresu
      @Alresu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It would be snowflake behaviour, if i would slowly fall hundreds of meters and then either melt or become part of a gigantic army of simmiliar beings.
      I am just easily annoyed, by hearing the same thing over and over again.

  • @trexation
    @trexation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I totally choked on my water at "Wow."
    Damn you, Stephen!

  • @cassie8906
    @cassie8906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can't love you more! I seriously had the exact same thoughts as you and your writers. I was extra focused on the ppl outside NBC studios with their signs as I thought "Man, when they look at this footage, they will likely be a bit shocked & embarrassed" but you can't fault them, they didn't know. I would've LOVED to see someone call them while it was on and see their face as the realization sunk in! :-)

    • @dnmcfall
      @dnmcfall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Word

  • @DM-Raven
    @DM-Raven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Anyone else notice Colbert has been strangely silent on Net Neutrality?

  • @TheReal008Zulu
    @TheReal008Zulu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Maybe Trump is saying that wasn't him in the trailer, maybe it was him saying that wasn't him in the apology video.

  • @oldmanwaterfall
    @oldmanwaterfall 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    _"Don't Forget to hit _*_subscribe_* ...
    _It's almost as satisfying as *skip ad*"_ ... I'm dying

  • @Uchawibeatz
    @Uchawibeatz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Subscribe ad is on point! Haha

  • @nanka2002
    @nanka2002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Missed you :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

    • @Burningnewt
      @Burningnewt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      alexdapostman are you a troll or a fucking dumbass?

  • @danielrbyrd4452
    @danielrbyrd4452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Stephen Colbert is the king of late night. He is the best thing to happen to late night tv since Conan moved to tbs.

    • @randomname6475
      @randomname6475 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Raymond W YEA!!! 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 Loser UNFUNNY Hollywood DEMS!!! It makes me so mad they talk so bad about OUR PRESIDENT 😤😤😤😤😤😵😵😭😭😭😭😲😲😲😡😡😡😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠 #MAGA THEY ARE JUST JEALOUS! WHO CARES IF TRUMP WANTS TO SLEEP WITH IVANKA!!! 😤😤😤😤😵😵😵😰😰😰😨😨😨😨😢😢😢😢😶😶😶😶😍😍😍😍 Shes SO much prettier than any UGLY DEMS!!! 😂😂😂😂😛😛😛😛🤢🤢🤢 I hope Trump and Ivanka make babies and then we can make them KING AND QUEEN!!! #GODEMPEROR #MAGA #TRUMPIVANKA2024 #GrabEmByThePussy #IvankaWantedIt

    • @MRTN13
      @MRTN13 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ramond If you don't like it, don't click, watch and write a butthurt comment about it.

    • @danielrbyrd4452
      @danielrbyrd4452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am a REPUBLICAN and I think Stephen Colbert is really funny and awesome at what he does.

    • @CoachingHigher
      @CoachingHigher 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agree completely!!! So entertaining, informative and sarcastic

    • @MYNAMEISGARY
      @MYNAMEISGARY 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Random Name Wow, any point you had is lost in how stupid your post is. Use more emotes and hashtags, 12 yr old.

  • @robertgerald5819
    @robertgerald5819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Don't think I could make it through this crisis, i.e., Trump Presidency, without Stephen Colbert! Thanks for all the cathartic laughter!

  • @luminair11
    @luminair11 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good to see the beginning of this show....missed it tonight here in Australia!

  • @shelbycarow7707
    @shelbycarow7707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No wonder Fallon is losing ratings. Colbert is a beast at monologues.

  • @RonWinter335
    @RonWinter335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    And Lucy...Good Grief!!

  • @edwinpace5781
    @edwinpace5781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "WE don't think it was my voice"
    I see, his name really IS "Legion."

  • @MrNectar50
    @MrNectar50 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    All the voices in my head...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • @poposterous236
    @poposterous236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    On the "Wow" comment:
    Owen Wilson should play Trump in the biopic.

  • @TheNobleShade
    @TheNobleShade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    No, no, no; you got it all wrong.
    He's using the royal "we".

    • @paigetomkinson1137
      @paigetomkinson1137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, WE think he sounds like an idiot.

    • @Kleavers
      @Kleavers 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I will not abide another toe.

    • @7thDayAdventures
      @7thDayAdventures 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      We are way too drunk to understand what you are saying

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i do not think what happened in that Russian Hotel suite was royal...

    • @wolframstahl1263
      @wolframstahl1263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, his presidency is a royal fuck-up, so I guess he at least earned that.

  • @iikhalaii8784
    @iikhalaii8784 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Almost as satisfying as skip ad you know me to well.

  • @Ghent2007
    @Ghent2007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I STILL CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!

  • @TheStudyOfPedro
    @TheStudyOfPedro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love you Mr. Colbert, you sir have my respect.

  • @Blackholefourspam
    @Blackholefourspam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    It's probably not socially responsible to equate cross-dressing with sexual misconduct.

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Blackholefourspam
      Uh oh, you triggered an internet bully! Better watch yourself!

    • @tommyticklebum7873
      @tommyticklebum7873 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the Adventures of Political-correctness, queen of the desert

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      All these people replying to you are jerks. You're right. There are plenty of trans people and men who cross dress who would never think about assaulting or harassing another person.

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Robert Bemister
      Any references to go along with that statement? None of the cross dressers I know, behave inappropriately (sexually speaking). Also, not one single paedophile, that I personally know, is a cross dresser.

    • @quester09
      @quester09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      especially in this age of closely guarded personal ignorance

  • @creatingpeace8945
    @creatingpeace8945 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh, Stephen!!! You are the king of "stupid" funny. Thanks man.

  • @janinaleedelrio
    @janinaleedelrio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I need to watch this over and over.... omg this is hilarious and sad at the same time

  • @jamesburgess2k
    @jamesburgess2k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *Gets nuked by North Korea*
    "Standby for an emergency broadcast by the President."
    Trump: *W O W*

    • @paigetomkinson1137
      @paigetomkinson1137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      USA nuked by North Korea, citizens wait for presidential address.......
      On Twitter: "I alone can handle Little Rocket Man."

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Trump says, "Wow," just like Palin says, "Gee wilikers. You betcha."

  • @BigDaddyHayd
    @BigDaddyHayd 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That evil laugh at 4:39 is hilarious

  • @sarahmichaels2117
    @sarahmichaels2117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    NBC should hire Ann Curry to take his place. KARMA!

  • @17Haru17
    @17Haru17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Lauer was always a shit journalist, remember how slanted toward Trump his 2016 presidential interviews were? It shouldn't come as a great surprise to hear he was spending his day playing selfish little games instead of accomplishing anything. I hope his former coworkers have been able to get on with their lives if they've left, or will be able to now if they're still at the Today Show.

    • @GraceLaurenTaylor
      @GraceLaurenTaylor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sean you’re right

    • @garystinten9339
      @garystinten9339 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Treat these as good lessons..
      No one is irreplaceable
      No one is perfect.
      Sexual hareassment is bad mmkay.
      Matt lauer was shit at explaining the internet being a good thing.

  • @seiniwilliams3079
    @seiniwilliams3079 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *I hope this show lives forever!* 😂😂😂😍💕

  • @robinriebsomer4607
    @robinriebsomer4607 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was taught that if a man exposes himself to me I should laugh and point.!

  • @Pepsiman2006
    @Pepsiman2006 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That subscribe part caught me off guard at the end. :)

  • @declananders7355
    @declananders7355 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Where was Stephen the past few days?

    • @GanguroKonata
      @GanguroKonata 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Declan Anders dnd game ran long

  • @josearturogarza5114
    @josearturogarza5114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *Matt* _Matt_ MATT! Were You being _Glib?_

  • @alisonoosthuizen2512
    @alisonoosthuizen2512 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is hysterical! Well done!

  • @ReelnRockn
    @ReelnRockn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Real class, Colbert. Using sexual harrassement to get laughs and make yourself feel better just places you in the scum bucket too.

  • @Horrox101
    @Horrox101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Oh man, I hope that opening line never comes back to bight him.

    • @TerrellDugue
      @TerrellDugue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Horrox101 I agree, he lives in a "glass house" so to speak

    • @aaronstark1969
      @aaronstark1969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Horrox101 it won’t

    • @TerrellDugue
      @TerrellDugue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aaronstark19 I'm sure it won't, I enjoy him!

    • @ResilientBiscuit
      @ResilientBiscuit 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh it will. It always does.

    • @pltolle1
      @pltolle1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's "bite" you fucking moron.

  • @lolam4209
    @lolam4209 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wtf Matt. Why is he wearing women clothing for Halloween, that many times?

  • @501archer
    @501archer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If anything horrible ever comes out about Colbert, I am seriously going to cry. He's one of the few people left who actually gives me a tiny bit of hope that not everyone and everything in this world is total sh*t.

  • @FarnhamTheDrunk1
    @FarnhamTheDrunk1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    what does "skip ad" mean? what are these so called "ADS" ?? ... never heard of em...

  • @rysun8709
    @rysun8709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ok I gotta ask, Where in the world is Matt Lauer and does Matt need a lawyer ?

  • @charlieni645
    @charlieni645 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Go Hawks? Is it game day already?

    • @jakobwaack4148
      @jakobwaack4148 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too bad our team was ass this year.

  • @PhoenixProdLLC
    @PhoenixProdLLC 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I found clicking 'Subscribe' has been much more satisfying than skip ad 😊

  • @annawarner1078
    @annawarner1078 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    It is interesting that it was Matt Lauer who announced that Billy Bush is fired from the NBC . Now where is Billy and where is Matt Lauer?

  • @merbst
    @merbst 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Mr. Colbert, you are wrong about appropriate sexual behavior not existing in the workplace! You obviously have never been to a pornography studio!
    Keep an open mind!

  • @reflexer1000
    @reflexer1000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Last time I came this early I was crying alone on my bed.

  • @emanonmax
    @emanonmax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There is appropriate sexual behaviour in the workplace if you work at a brothel

  • @marshamaung
    @marshamaung 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is just so well written and hilarious! Lolololololololololololololol

  • @breakingnews2664
    @breakingnews2664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Avengers Infinity War trailer was awesome! 🤘🎸

  • @richardjones4259
    @richardjones4259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    TRUMP NEEDS TO RESIGN NOW!!

    • @spondoolie6450
      @spondoolie6450 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      or what, hero?

    • @Afroman29
      @Afroman29 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree, Fuck Trump!
      #ImpeachTrump

    • @Afroman29
      @Afroman29 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL. More like Trump kicked out 202. If he doesn't get impeached first.

    • @Afroman29
      @Afroman29 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL. more like he will get Impeached or defeated in 2020. The fascist Orange Turd is destroying America.

  • @danielcurren2119
    @danielcurren2119 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could feel the heat from the burn at 3:50

  • @tientrinh943
    @tientrinh943 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Like they never joked around like that. Hyprocrites.

  • @robin2012ism
    @robin2012ism 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow. Trump is lame.

  • @SomeRandomGirlWithARabbit
    @SomeRandomGirlWithARabbit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Stephen Colbert, you are fucking brilliant.

  • @KrystalTomlin
    @KrystalTomlin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've already subscribed, Stephen. :)

  • @Germania9
    @Germania9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When the bar couldn't get any Lauer...

  • @thanrose
    @thanrose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Unfortunately, accusing someone of inappropriate behavior is damaging to your reputation as well. Even the most egregious behavior toward you will have bosses reconsidering your promotion or raises. You become a liability when you have done nothing but be victimized. Be careful and consult a mentor before you openly reveal the harassment.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thanrose pls no one listen to this crazy advice. You're simply perpetuating the problem!

  • @zachryder3150
    @zachryder3150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:43 Finally Stephen Colbert shut up Jon Batiste

  • @echoskolumne1962
    @echoskolumne1962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These Halloween costumes ... and this guy's behaviour bring _trick or treat_ to a whole new level of scary. You don't know for sure what's the thread: the *trick* _or_ the *treat* 😱

  • @marineadmiraljunior7904
    @marineadmiraljunior7904 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Like the new outro sub segment

  • @aochikabooks
    @aochikabooks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is Stephen shaming cross-dressing/drag?

    • @ImVeryOriginal
      @ImVeryOriginal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, that part was iffy.

    • @danieljackson3619
      @danieljackson3619 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      A.O Chika Probably not, but he should be.

  • @joshjackson2164
    @joshjackson2164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    the Donald voice is getting annoying lol

    • @vivekrao13
      @vivekrao13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Josh Jackson well trump himself is annoying

    • @ultravioletgaia
      @ultravioletgaia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trumps real voice is more annoying

  • @pibly7784
    @pibly7784 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    GREAT JOB, STEPHEN

  • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
    @ASMRyouVEGANyet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine if this had happened in the 70s....how many accusations we'd have. I bet the Marilyn Monroe story would've been different.

  • @adriananovaes4661
    @adriananovaes4661 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're brilliant, Colbert!

  • @kcheer212
    @kcheer212 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    YES! Just YES!

  • @fayea78
    @fayea78 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hope you are clean, Stephen. I have high respect for you & won't want to see you being fired or accused of such behaviour.

  • @NextLevelEntertainment
    @NextLevelEntertainment 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOVE THAT OUTRO! Unlike other hosts, he did it in front of a live audience 😃

  • @visceratrocar
    @visceratrocar 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow, Stephen finally did a subscribe ad. It's almost as satisfying as [clicking] SKIP AD.

  • @DivineFrag
    @DivineFrag 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The new outro clips are FUCKING GREAT.

  • @kingraiderr
    @kingraiderr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Matt Lauer needs a lawyer.

  • @Manofpeasable
    @Manofpeasable 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "For sale: Casting couch in Hollywood."

  • @melodyfleck9368
    @melodyfleck9368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best thing about Matt Lauer was when he asked HRC pointed questions about her emails before the election and made her squirming mad.

    • @gybx4094
      @gybx4094 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe Hillary took some revenge. You never know...

  • @brandih4567
    @brandih4567 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why does he say "We don't think it's my voice" like he doesn't know whether or not he said it?? Did he forget to put a period in there? "We don't think. It's my voice."

  • @quintincastro7430
    @quintincastro7430 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol too much contrast

  • @deanmorrow4083
    @deanmorrow4083 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Matt Lauer's next job is a creative consultant on the next 50 Shades of grey movie, LOL.