"A ruse this whole time? Ah, I see. I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled. I will now proceed to swan dive into the concrete."
Aw, this was both cute and funny. I was thinking "Is she really drunk?" And surprise! She is not! Keep doing such an amazing job. Look forward to the next audio.
All your videos the characters are just so human. They aren't stiff or over polished they just are. Like they are comfortable with themselves. It's wonderful. Thank you.
This is the chillest drunk person that I have had to take care of. And this is the reason I don't drink. I get to take care of my friends. Alrighty up we go. Come on let's go to the couch and I'll get you a blanket and some pillows and the most important thing: *the trash can* don't worry I won't leave you. I'll watch over you for tonight. (Not in a creepy way I swear) don't worry I'll be here when you wake up.
Ho, I'm not funny? Me? Babe, I put the fun in funeral! If you look in the dictionary at the definition of funny, well there's no photo of me but do you know why? Because the dude taking the photo couldn't do it because he was laughing too hard to my jokes!
Normaly the drunk things are overplayed, but this is like realistic. This is a specif type of drunk, and you can see the person at the end and someone who would do that, would be that type of drunk.
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"Home!...Yay.." Most relatable line
Very
Indeed
After 4-5 hours of D&D and driving an hour and a half to go back home. Most certainly
EVER.
@@giraffedragon6110 now thats some dedication
“I’ve never been comfortable losing control”
Damn this girl is a top
"A ruse this whole time? Ah, I see. I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled. I will now proceed to swan dive into the concrete."
red vs blue noice
Hell yeah swan dive into concrete, can I join you?
I’ve been smeckeldorfed!
@@BoldAndBrash5683 That's not even a word and I agree with you!
9:34 "I'm not actually drunk."
...*squints* Clever girl.
ME: GOD DAMIT, GOD FUCKING DAMIT
Me:Aight imma head out
We have been bamboozled
*gets mauled*
Why do i feel like the clever girl is a dbz abridged reference from jeice
9:35 “THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!!!”
That's part of what I was thinking. "Well, wrap me in strings and call me a fiddle." 😛
Brain: "Congratulations, you played yourself"
COME ON START TALKIN BETCH
At that moment I was like "you sneaky, cheeky dick waffle, you got me!"
Why are we here just to suffer?
"I'm not actually drunk.". That was immensely manipulative...yes fine it was hot.
We’ve been had, duped even, No. We’ve. Been... HOODWINKED!
You win. I had a visceral flinch when the reveal happened.
“Are you tired?”
Always.
“Are you drunk?”
Depends on the context.
Preach the word Brother/Sister
“Depends on the context”, she says. Let’s see here....
Dinner with gf’s parents?
Dinner with your own family?
Date Night on Friday after work?
DKGhost Official
Gf’s parents - Hell no
Family - Potentially
Friday after work - HELL YES!
Always tired.
Don't drink. Used to smoke weed, but then I quit. Also used to vape, quit that too.
We’ve been duped.
Duped!
Bamboozled.
We’ve been smeckldorfed.
That’s not even a word and i agree witchya!
I haven't seen someone use this spongebob reference before. Nice!
Smeckldorfed... i love it
9:34 her: I’m not actually drunk.
Me: FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Listener:
Urban Nymph: H E Y I G O T A Q U E S T I O N
"I like going out with you, but I think I like coming home better because I can lose these shoes." - Words to live by.
Well, that was certainly a twist.
Also: why can’t it be this easy in real life?
VR cannot come soon enough lol
@@StarboyXL9 it's already here no?
Youre just not drunk enough
Damn, this is the most clever trap. This is the first time i fell into this.
9:35 "i'm not actually drunk"
Me: *blinked once* ... I can't believe i was fooled.
"You look kinda pissed"
The only thing I'm pissed about is that you baited me!
How dare you make me say I feel things! *pouts*
Joel Gawne Sounds just about right
There's something about this speech pattern that is disarmingly adorable.
OH NO, MY ARMS
You had us in the first half not gonna lie, liked the twist though
That was a bruh moment
is this what's called a positive bamboozle?
She’s got a lot of questions.
I can't listen to you confess your feelings without getting closer.
Oh ho!
Then come as close as you like, Jotaro.
Vaery Niceuu *clears throat* Without use! Without use! Without use! Without use! *WITHOUT USE!*
Ho Ho then come as close as you like!
I love that everyone started making jojo references
Every time you said “hey I got a question” made me smile
Drinking game, drink every time you hear "hey I got a question"
Plot twist: I was a actually drunk all along .
0:35 no, this is Patrick!
Aw, this was both cute and funny. I was thinking
"Is she really drunk?" And surprise! She is not!
Keep doing such an amazing job. Look forward to the next audio.
I'm listening to this years later, and I still love it. Even knowing the twist was coming, I still got that feeling of "wait what?!" when it happened.
All your videos the characters are just so human. They aren't stiff or over polished they just are. Like they are comfortable with themselves. It's wonderful. Thank you.
"hey I have a question" I felt that in my soul, I know those drunk people HALP ME 😱
Holy mother, I remember when this came out, I’m glad I keep seeing it come back to my feed!
So many one liners I had to fit this and I can’t remember them all. That’s when you know an audio RP is top shelf.
Me:your drunk
Urban Nymph:I'm not drunk
Me:well can you tell the time
Urban Nymph:yes
(Urban NymphTurns to the clock)
Urban Nymph:I'm not drunk
I like that you're doing something different & unique, plus doing it consistently
This how many times she said
"Hey, I got a question"
👇
I usually find drunk-talking a little annoying for some reason, but this...? Heeeell naw. This is so nice! And cute! Great job!
I've been bamboozled >:(
I love your voice. Sweet, serious, intelligent, direct. Perfect combination. Makes me wish I was 25 again.
The Turn! My god the turn!
Damn i just found your channel and i am rewarded with an instant upload. The gods have to be good with me today
.
"You like kinda pissed"
Well it's not my fault us badgers are just angry all the time
The amount of serotonin and dopamine that has been given to me is immaculate
If 9:34 is a real thing to me, I would probably die from embarrassment. And happiness, of course.
The second secret sent a shiver down my spine, it was so well executed!!
Ngl, the part where she said "I'm not really drunk" scared me
We will need a video titled "lovers to enemies" at some point. Lots of screaming and all of the hate :D
Anti-ASMR instead of relaxing it makes you tense af
ASMR to get you pumped for a wife beating competition? Sounds right down my alley.
@@0Morey dad is that you?
@@Overlysarcasticfox Eeww that’s what your mom calls me!
when she said ''i'm not drunk'' all i could think was
Hi I'm Chris Hanson do you know why your here?
Hi I’m Chris Hansen have a seat
Just in time!!! Thanks for uploading this Nymph, you're the best!!
I hope everyone is having a great day even though it's a Monday
That twist was epic
That twist made me laugh out loud lmao
Me too
I ACTUALLY LOVED THIS
OK, new favorite creator!!! Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!!!!!!!
This is the chillest drunk person that I have had to take care of. And this is the reason I don't drink. I get to take care of my friends. Alrighty up we go. Come on let's go to the couch and I'll get you a blanket and some pillows and the most important thing: *the trash can* don't worry I won't leave you. I'll watch over you for tonight. (Not in a creepy way I swear) don't worry I'll be here when you wake up.
Yet another adorably sweet video. Good work, and I'm excited to see your next video. Have a good rest of your day, and take care.
I've never met anyone you could fake being drunk for 9 and half minutes good job
9:35 _You fell for it, fool!_
The one line that got me was do you like these couch
I've been bamboozled
You are the most amazing voice actor. Very convincing!
That sneaky little...angel
I was listening to this to help me relax and sleep... And that revelation just got me like a dose of caffeine.
No one:
*Hey I gotta question*
Played me like a damn fiddle
Nani?! I needz my liquid courage now
If a Girl I knew tried this stuff on me, my face would be red as a motherfuker if I found out she was baitting me the entire time.
The "im not actually drunk" is kind of what upset me and now my trust issues are reinforced
I'm with you. It was going so well until I realized it was all a lie. Made me feel dumb and kinda gross.
SHE FRIKING PLAYED US
Thank you. Helps me sleep with your stories
9:35
“You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!”
“Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Aha ha hahaha ha-“
@@Not-Valid Knight C3 *opponent destroyed*
Oh this is a new favourite for sure, wow this was great
Popped up in my queue and I gave another listen and it got me just as much this time as every other. Great audio :D
Best nymph ever
“I love you, do you love me”
Me:It’s a trick send no reply
9:34 "..I'm not actually drunk"
"We've been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled!"
You pretending to be drunk sounds so adorable. You almost sound like a teenager lol.
She ain’t legal
This was surprisingly cute
I love it uwu
Ho, I'm not funny? Me? Babe, I put the fun in funeral! If you look in the dictionary at the definition of funny, well there's no photo of me but do you know why? Because the dude taking the photo couldn't do it because he was laughing too hard to my jokes!
9:36 When she said that, legit my heart sank. I was like ohhh fu....
This is my favorite one of these yet
Wow u won this I had an aneurysm
*They had us in the first half, not gonna lie*
My reaction: *Pouting, sadden, happy, embarrassed, but also very angry*
A question: hey I got one.
Well we can agree on one thing: shoes suck. That’s why I always go barefoot! Unless I absolutely have to!
“I’m not actually drunk”
Me: *GAY PANIC INTENSIFIES*
Jokes on you I wasn't actually sober
foisted by my own hubris. I should have known you were playing me for a fool this whole evening
Aaargh, it's so good, you are great
Keep it coming please
I normally hate drunk people.
But with you I'll make an exception
Wow 😲I like the unexpected outcomes
"I am not drunk" and l just start giggling(l can't spell) like l was drunk
We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled.
9:34 we've been had XD what a twist
Great way to start off a relationship: lying to your partner.
9:34 Tricky, tricky... Well Played.
Her: I’m not actually drunk
Me: fuck fuck fuck fuck
Drats! Bamboozled again!
Normaly the drunk things are overplayed, but this is like realistic. This is a specif type of drunk, and you can see the person at the end and someone who would do that, would be that type of drunk.