Totally agree with you this movie suffers from bad writing and awful director and most boring villain has potential definitely better than Morbius though
@@jareththegoblinking3191Nobody has a nightmare of the entire world looking like Inception 2010, Mr Bowie! Nightmares are all about demons jump scares and deaths.
Honestly, this movie could've been done without all three Spider-Women, and could've been about Madame Webb protecting Mary Parker as she about to give birth to Spider-Man - the hero whom we're all actually familiar with, as opposed to any of these girls. But this clearly needed to be a movie about Girl Power, so this is what we got.
The problem isn’t the “girl power” aspect. Imagining this movie with a team of young men doesn’t make it any better. It’s the shoe-horned team-up that dilutes the movie. Making it about gender is weird considering the many other issues this movie has… 😂
@@shinigamiseanphoenixTo hell with all that. Dakota Johnson, Spider-Man bad guy from Tumi, the black girl with Dakota Johnson that looks like China Anne McClain from Disney Channel🤣...THEY WASTED MY GIRL SYDNEY SWEENEY 😭😭😭
While I didn't love Madame Web, I didn't hate it either, & while it wasn't as good as Venom, it was better than Morbius. I think the problem is Sony is still trying to do a live-action Spider-Verse but without Garfield as Spider-Man & instead are making movies about his villains & side characters.
I’ve heard about the bad dialogue and voice over. But omg, it’s very bad. Like a bad fan-film that we like and hope it can be made into a good feature film one day. lol. And those camera angles at very Batman and Robin
Well, I 100% knew it was a schlockfest and paid 5 bucks to rent it - so, naturally, I just had 48 very enjoyable hours bringing this movie and getting to see just EXACTLY how bad the ADR is
The motion picture of this reminds me of Resident Evil The Final Chapter, you can’t really tell what’s happening and the action parts are on speed which is hard to focus
Okay so I’m taking back what I said earlier I may have made a mistake They are attacking him in this vision but that doesn’t mean that this is an actual event in the future. This could be thought of as a room giving you information about what’s gonna happen later. Heres what his vision is telling him 1. His spider will no longer be at his place 2. Three spider women will rise 3. They will be responsible for his death The way the vision is presented it looks like he’s gonna be attacked in his home and killed but that’s not what happens in the future. Visions are not super exact and literal
What the heck was that cinematography. The camera cut too fast and the movements were just disorienting. I could barely tell what the heck was going on. From the shot of the old villain waking up in his bed to the three girls kicking him out the window. I know that they were trying to emulate how a spider moves, but to an average person it's frankly confusing.
@@YonkoJayYou know that's a damn lie. Id rather watch Madame Web then Thor love and floating head black kid🤣🤣🤣🤣That movie had a choice to make Thor serious and yet they turned to a damn tv sitcom
@@I-speak-U-shut-it I don’t think anyone disagrees that Thor L&T was garbage but at least it had decent action scenes, music, cinematography, and a (barely) coherent plot. Christian bale as Gorr alone surpasses pretty much anything in Madame Web. Love and Thunder may feel like it was made for 8 year olds but Madame Web feels like it was made by an 8 year old.
Wow, what a waste of not only an interesting character like Ezekiel who in the books was Peter's friend and confidant, you just wanted three Spider-Women for press and YT videos, not for character. An abortion of a film
@@johnhoran9840FACTS I'm still pissed how Sony cast Zendaya (the unattractive stick figure)as the woke MJ when they could've easily cast Sydney Sweeney. But not as MJ (I'm a Spidey fan and I always liked Gwen Stacey with Spidey than MJ) Cast her as Gwen. Considering the success of the Spiderverse movies. They could've easily made her the live action Spidey Gwen without the same repeat cycle of killing her off😂
jeez, for what they saved on dialogue, you'd think they could have hired a younger, hotter actress for the bed scene. so, with all that wealth & awesome apartment, he chooses to sleep with a women who has long since hit the wall? she's the only one with a useful code & badge?
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"Where's my Spider? They Took my Spyder!!!!1!!"
Go find his spyder
Jeez, the camera twisting around like it’s in a clothes dryer made me nauseous
Totally agree with you this movie suffers from bad writing and awful director and most boring villain has potential definitely better than Morbius though
@@scottgilliam8185 You have very low standards
I'm pretty sure the director watched James Wan spinning camera style and decide to put in this movie so it looks so cool
Idk, I think it works for a nightmarish vision
@@jareththegoblinking3191Nobody has a nightmare of the entire world looking like Inception 2010, Mr Bowie! Nightmares are all about demons jump scares and deaths.
"where's my spider? they took my spider!!" he's like a kid looking for his toy with that line 😂😂😂
Honestly, this movie could've been done without all three Spider-Women, and could've been about Madame Webb protecting Mary Parker as she about to give birth to Spider-Man - the hero whom we're all actually familiar with, as opposed to any of these girls.
But this clearly needed to be a movie about Girl Power, so this is what we got.
Wasn't that what the original plot was actually about?
@@irvinreevesinbaraj6134 That was the rumor, anyways.
And Sony’s pathetic attempt at a cash grab & trying to link these movies to The mcu
You should have been the director I would have loved to see that
The problem isn’t the “girl power” aspect. Imagining this movie with a team of young men doesn’t make it any better. It’s the shoe-horned team-up that dilutes the movie. Making it about gender is weird considering the many other issues this movie has… 😂
I can't believe they had the audacity to show this film in cinemas. It is almost painful to watch.
Did you watch it at the cinemas😅
Fuck no. I meant its painful watching the youtube video alone. There's no way I could last an entire movie. @@I-speak-U-shut-it
Heck no. The youtube clip was more than I needed to see. @@I-speak-U-shut-it
@@warhammer40ththank God. 😂I couldn't finish the bootleg version even then I feel like they owe me my money back 😂
You’ll live
The fact they wore the spider suits for 3 whole minutes is crazy 🤦♂️ no wonder it's so bad
Less 😵💫
Not too mention they wasted their characters and origins and actors big time which really makes the movie even more bad
Brother, you blind? The whole wack azz CW fight last for one minute and thirty seconds 💀💀💀
@@thatguyfromthatthing2476Exactly 🤣
@@shinigamiseanphoenixTo hell with all that. Dakota Johnson, Spider-Man bad guy from Tumi, the black girl with Dakota Johnson that looks like China Anne McClain from Disney Channel🤣...THEY WASTED MY GIRL SYDNEY SWEENEY 😭😭😭
Okay, I'll admit it. I was here for Sydney Sweeney and Isabel Merced. Now I think they owe me money for wasting my time on that 💩
1:31 All The Spider-Women Kill Ezekiel
Ezekiel is the villain
@@luisclaudio3576no he's just the nice guy whose looking for "wHeRes my sPyder THey t0Ok mY sPyder!"
It took 3 people to kill a defenseless person......
Not exactly but I get the confusion
@@I-speak-U-shut-itI didn't understand
When not even Sidney Sweeney in a tight suit can save your movie.
50 shades of Madame Web Dak0ta
While I didn't love Madame Web, I didn't hate it either, & while it wasn't as good as Venom, it was better than Morbius. I think the problem is Sony is still trying to do a live-action Spider-Verse but without Garfield as Spider-Man & instead are making movies about his villains & side characters.
The part he can identify people from his visions was ridiculous
I’ve heard about the bad dialogue and voice over. But omg, it’s very bad. Like a bad fan-film that we like and hope it can be made into a good feature film one day. lol.
And those camera angles at very Batman and Robin
Hey Batman and Robin 97 ain't that bad 🤣This movie gives me Halle Berry Catwoman camera angles and bad editing 😂
This is the definition of " spider-women characters all fight scenes" crammed together in 60 seconds or less.
1:25 pretending to land 😂
I don't get it, is this an Asylum production?
How dare you take my spider
I like my spider!
What the fuck just happened
God abandon us
0:45 & 0:57 sounds like a bad dubbing
They finally made a Spider-Woman movie
Will have movie solo of spider-woman jessica Drew?
@@luisclaudio3576No, Cindy Moon solo movie
Madame Web recruits in Beyond The Spider-Verse Movie.
Costume reveal only in a dream sequence instead of the final scene of the movie.THAT IS SOME BULLSHIT.
Dakota =a NEPO BABY
Don Johnson & Melanie Griffith
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I’m sorry for anyone who went to cinemas to give this movie a chance
i went to the cinemas and had a great time! Extremely fun movie to mock and make fun off
Uhm. I watched thisnat the cinema and I loved everything. Whats with the hate?
Well, I 100% knew it was a schlockfest and paid 5 bucks to rent it - so, naturally, I just had 48 very enjoyable hours bringing this movie and getting to see just EXACTLY how bad the ADR is
Is that really his voice? It sounds like somebody dubbed over it.
Charlies Angles for Spider-Man
0:51 Goodyy, 0:57 She fights very well
The motion picture of this reminds me of Resident Evil The Final Chapter, you can’t really tell what’s happening and the action parts are on speed which is hard to focus
When the Resident Evil franchise has better quality than these superhero movies you know there is something really wrong in hollywood.
Doesn't any person notice that the three spider girls in his dream look so evil and more like a villain than him?
I didn't actually see the movie (thank God) but do any of the spider-people in this film ever actually use webbing/web-attacks like Spider-Man or naw?
Okay so I’m taking back what I said earlier I may have made a mistake
They are attacking him in this vision but that doesn’t mean that this is an actual event in the future. This could be thought of as a room giving you information about what’s gonna happen later.
Heres what his vision is telling him
1. His spider will no longer be at his place
2. Three spider women will rise
3. They will be responsible for his death
The way the vision is presented it looks like he’s gonna be attacked in his home and killed but that’s not what happens in the future. Visions are not super exact and literal
Costumes are cool
They got super powers Anya Julia and Mattie
No way this guy got paid for delivering lines that bad
How many More Spider-People are there
Dak0ta & J0hnny Depp in press conference in 2015 about his injured finger
I just vomitted and the vomit is more interesting.
I took a massive diarrhea and the green yellow and brown mush is more interesting 😊
Your mouth is gonna burn, you’re gonna lose a tooth
@@jareththegoblinking3191the hell🤨
What? I read it in a book
@@jareththegoblinking3191that is some book🤨🤣
This could have been in the end fight
What the heck was that cinematography. The camera cut too fast and the movements were just disorienting. I could barely tell what the heck was going on. From the shot of the old villain waking up in his bed to the three girls kicking him out the window. I know that they were trying to emulate how a spider moves, but to an average person it's frankly confusing.
Looks good.
What in the entire FUCK IS THIS!!?
If they had them actually using their powers for more than 2 minutes, this movie could’ve been decent.
Madame web is better movie then morbius, the marvels and quantumania
Now you know that’s a damn lie, ain’t nobody watching this bs movie. I’d rather watch dark world or love and thunder than this
@@YonkoJayYou know that's a damn lie. Id rather watch Madame Web then Thor love and floating head black kid🤣🤣🤣🤣That movie had a choice to make Thor serious and yet they turned to a damn tv sitcom
@@I-speak-U-shut-it I don’t think anyone disagrees that Thor L&T was garbage but at least it had decent action scenes, music, cinematography, and a (barely) coherent plot. Christian bale as Gorr alone surpasses pretty much anything in Madame Web. Love and Thunder may feel like it was made for 8 year olds but Madame Web feels like it was made by an 8 year old.
@@YonkoJayTHAT MOVIE SUCKS
@@YonkoJaySTOP TRYING TO SUGAR COAT DOO DOO MOVIE WITH MORE DOO DOO THOR 4 IS DOO DOO
The costumes could've look better if the masks covered their whole faces
It just looks cheap in here
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no, not really.
Sadly this is the most we see of the spider women the whole movie
um ... wasn't she the ADA on Law and Order back in the day? The actress from Crossing Jordan ....
I’m very confused. He ends up dead later in a form that is clearly different from this vision, so what happens after that?
An unknown
After that he woke up in the post credit scene
And more hunt for "wHeRes my sPyder THey t0Ok mY sPyder!"
It’s becuz what happens in the vision isn’t to be taken literally, like it’s not showing him an actual event. It’s really more of a message
I like the one with the afro and the one in green
0:45 - 1:34 If Madame Web was this part but stretched into an hour and thirty minute movie, it could have been a box office hit.
Disney the Marvels =Sony Madame Web
The venom movie villian was better than this guy. The actor is fine but the role itself is horrible
And this is. The only good scene in the whole movie
Hell, No
The train scene is semi enjoyable
Looks like dharr man movie
Just because you know how to do a "superhero landing" doesn't make you a superhero😊
Tobey Maguire solos
1:30
Incels when thinking about a female superhero movie
Wow, what a waste of not only an interesting character like Ezekiel who in the books was Peter's friend and confidant, you just wanted three Spider-Women for press and YT videos, not for character.
An abortion of a film
Plus, they wasted Sydney Sweeney's "assets".
@@johnhoran9840FACTS
I'm still pissed how Sony cast Zendaya (the unattractive stick figure)as the woke MJ when they could've easily cast Sydney Sweeney. But not as MJ (I'm a Spidey fan and I always liked Gwen Stacey with Spidey than MJ) Cast her as Gwen. Considering the success of the Spiderverse movies. They could've easily made her the live action Spidey Gwen without the same repeat cycle of killing her off😂
@@I-speak-U-shut-it Kirsten Dunst was a real looker, too, but they wrote her in such a frustrating way that she really got on my nerves.
@@johnhoran9840THAT'S IT! They made that actress so damn annoying that alone made me hate her🤣
@@I-speak-U-shut-it Yes! Nice to look at, horribly written.
We love madame web ❤
Could he not use his webs? Is he stupid?
But he needs to know "wHeRes my sPyder THey t0Ok mY sPyder!" 0:44😂
Does he even have webs?
@@jareththegoblinking3191he has unfinished web shooters in a deleted scene
Of course this movie has deleted scenes
lol
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This is absurdly bad
Soooo bad
TOOOOO SAD
First on the list
jeez, for what they saved on dialogue, you'd think they could have hired a younger, hotter actress for the bed scene. so, with all that wealth & awesome apartment, he chooses to sleep with a women who has long since hit the wall? she's the only one with a useful code & badge?
Weird asl thing to say ngl
What's wrong with an older man being with a woman around his age, the older man with younger women has been overused in Hollywood.
Gay
Jesus loves y’all repent and give your life to him, hell is real and he doesn’t want you going there. For God so loved the world that he sent his only begotten son that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
Jesus does not exist
@@luisclaudio3576 you sure bout that? Because even scientists and historians who aren’t even Christian or religious know that historically he was a real person. So how ignorant can you be?
@@swanson_8804Hail Satan and "wHeRes my sPyder THey t0Ok mY sPyder!"😂
@@I-speak-U-shut-it damn,you must be begging for attention on TH-cam
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What a crappy movie, disgusting!!!!
yummy