Look, it’s not like I wanted to steal your hoodie… but really, what kind of friend would I be if I let your banshee of an ex keep it? Besides, I’m a vampire now-I need these things for… smouldering purposes. --- Event: So I, um, might have had to confront your ex over your hoodie. Hey, she wasn’t even wearing it! Vampires have standards, you know? Setting: Picture this: you, me, the world’s best hoodie, and a little vampire confession thrown in. Mood: Let’s say, lightly sarky with a dash of fiendish charm-don’t worry, I only bite ex-girlfriends. Characters: There’s me (your totally harmless, definitely-not-evil vampire friend) and you (who I maybe-sort-of stole a hoodie for). Theme: Look, just because I’m undead doesn’t mean I don’t have a heart. I mean, who wouldn’t do a tiny bit of thievery to keep their best friend close? --- [F4A] I’ve Got a Bat Idea [Vampire Roleplay][Monster Girl][Best Friend Roleplay][Friends to Lovers][Love Confession][Supernatural][It Is Not Onesie, It Is a Twosie][Sneaky Undead Ninja][Hoodie Stealing Ex-Girlfriend][Adorkable][Novice Vampire][Cute Vampire Noises][Gender Neutral][Your Vampire Best Friend Gets Your Hoodie Back From Your Ex-Girlfriend] [Banshee Ex-Girlfriend][Not-so-Subtle Jealousy][I’m a Vampire, and That Makes Me an Undead Ninja!][You Fell in Love with Me? Wait, You Fell in Love With Me?!][Your Hoodie Smells Like You… And I Like That][The Nosferatu of Nerds][Fangs Are Sexy… Until You Bite Your Lip][Buffy Would Be Proud (Not)][Step Aside, Dracula-Here Comes Awkward][No Sparkles, Just Cringe]
That was my favorite hoodie you rescued... Aaaaaand ita now in your possession. So back to square one . But with a sexy smouldering vampire in a Pikachu two-sie
Thank you for confirming that my ex-wife is a banshee. She destroyed my hoodies. And one more time for the rest of the crowd what does the sound of a sexy vampire make😊
hey dont know everybody else but to me that pikachu "Twosie" is sexy, in and adorable kind of way, so your are doing a great job, especially when in my mind i have like a hundred pokemon ralted inuendos that i wont say because this video is too wholesome
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Look, it’s not like I wanted to steal your hoodie… but really, what kind of friend would I be if I let your banshee of an ex keep it? Besides, I’m a vampire now-I need these things for… smouldering purposes.
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Event: So I, um, might have had to confront your ex over your hoodie. Hey, she wasn’t even wearing it! Vampires have standards, you know?
Setting: Picture this: you, me, the world’s best hoodie, and a little vampire confession thrown in.
Mood: Let’s say, lightly sarky with a dash of fiendish charm-don’t worry, I only bite ex-girlfriends.
Characters: There’s me (your totally harmless, definitely-not-evil vampire friend) and you (who I maybe-sort-of stole a hoodie for).
Theme: Look, just because I’m undead doesn’t mean I don’t have a heart. I mean, who wouldn’t do a tiny bit of thievery to keep their best friend close?
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[F4A] I’ve Got a Bat Idea [Vampire Roleplay][Monster Girl][Best Friend Roleplay][Friends to Lovers][Love Confession][Supernatural][It Is Not Onesie, It Is a Twosie][Sneaky Undead Ninja][Hoodie Stealing Ex-Girlfriend][Adorkable][Novice Vampire][Cute Vampire Noises][Gender Neutral][Your Vampire Best Friend Gets Your Hoodie Back From Your Ex-Girlfriend] [Banshee Ex-Girlfriend][Not-so-Subtle Jealousy][I’m a Vampire, and That Makes Me an Undead Ninja!][You Fell in Love with Me? Wait, You Fell in Love With Me?!][Your Hoodie Smells Like You… And I Like That][The Nosferatu of Nerds][Fangs Are Sexy… Until You Bite Your Lip][Buffy Would Be Proud (Not)][Step Aside, Dracula-Here Comes Awkward][No Sparkles, Just Cringe]
There's nothing more attractive than a vampire in love...and a Pikachu onesie.
She had me at Pikachu onesie. 🧛♀️
Lol, thanks for the audio, Wayward.
I love this silly vampire.
I got so hyped when I saw this pop up in my feed. And the thumbnail art is absolutely adorable!
She is so adorkable I love it
Didnt expect the pikachu onzie to make a return!
Ah. The stolen hoodie. A sure fire way to wrap many around your finger.
That was my favorite hoodie you rescued... Aaaaaand ita now in your possession. So back to square one . But with a sexy smouldering vampire in a Pikachu two-sie
“Soo, you’ve had my Pikachu hoodie all this time??? I thought I lost it somewhere”
A pikachu can be very intimidating on a vampire.
Thank you for confirming that my ex-wife is a banshee. She destroyed my hoodies. And one more time for the rest of the crowd what does the sound of a sexy vampire make😊
So hoodies, yep your evil.
Wait...are vampires just sexy smart zombie's?
hey dont know everybody else but to me that pikachu "Twosie" is sexy, in and adorable kind of way, so your are doing a great job, especially when in my mind i have like a hundred pokemon ralted inuendos that i wont say because this video is too wholesome
Sexy pikachu ftw
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