0:00 You walk down the stairs 0:06 You suddenly lose balance and desperately try to grab the rail 0:10 You manage to get hold of the rail but still fall, causing you to sway and slam into the wall holding the rail 0:14 The impact causes you to let go and you are now slamming on the stairs, sliding down at first 0:18 Suddenly you turn on your side and start rolling down the stairs, hitting your face on the hard wood several times 0:35 You wonder how you are still rolling, when did the stairs become so long? 1:00 You slowly lose consciousness from all the faceplanting 1:20 Finally you lose your consciousness and are now tumbling down the stairs like a sack of flesh 1:36 You eventually slow down as your body automatically went into a defense position to minimize the damage which also slowed down your descent until you were completely stationary, still unconscious though 2:50 Suddenly you wake up and immediately notice that you are stationary so you try to very carefully stand up. Although very dizzy and not really able to stand you grab the rail for support. After your vision became normal again you suddenly realize that the stairs you're on don't end anymore. They still look like your stairs, but they reach so far out that you can't even see the end even though the whole staircase is illuminated with the same familiar warm light that has always illuminated your staircase. You turn around and see the exact same endless stairs, you can't even see the beginning of the stairs. Suddenly you come to the conclusion that you're still unconscious but dreaming. Thus you reach for your arm and pinch yourself. Ouch! That hurt! However, no sign of waking up or the stairs changing, you pinch yourself again, and again, and again. Every pinch hurt just as much as the previous one but nothing changes at all. You're still trying to convince yourself that you are dreaming but reality slowly creeps into your mind that this isn't a dream. You are trapped in some kind of different dimension, a limbo so to say. At first all the conspiracy theories come to mind; Maybe you died and this is purgatory, maybe you're actually still dreaming, maybe you're in a coma, maybe this is just an illusion or your mind is playing tricks on you. You slowly descent again, to see if anything changes. Your mind and heart is racing as you come to realize that nothing changes, you speed up, taking two steps at a time now and almost running down the stairs but... nothing. Nothing changes. Suddenly you hear a blood curdling scream echo from behind you. Your fight or flight responses immediately kick in and you instantly start running down the stairs as fast as you could. Never have you feared for your life as much as in this moment and you run, and run, and run. No end seems to be in sight but you don't stop, you don't want to stop. You want to get away from whatever just screamed and hopefully find the exit. But it never comes... You are forever bound to run down the stairs. Either run... Or get captured by whatever beast screamed just now. You don't seem to need to rest either, or eat, or need to use the toilet. You can keep on running as if you were really in a dream. Only that this is reality and whatever got you here doesn't want you to die... So there you are, forever running down the stairs and never looking behind you. The end.
@@Tblaster00 Well, it's a 5050 chance that you either clip through the hitbox of whatever is behind you or you slam right into the thing. If you get past it though you should be able to get to another dimension with that speed.
0:00 "It's-a me, Mario!" 0:06 "I will have you know that it is me, Mario." 0:10 "I will now tell you that it is me, the one and only Mario from the Super Mario series." 0:14 "Do you not know who I am? I believe I must tell you. It is me, Mario from the Super Mario series, created by Shigeru Miyamoto, and owned by Nintendo." 0:17 *"My name is Mario Mario. I'm 35 years old. I have a brother named Luigi, and our house is in the northeast section of the Mushroom Kingdom, where all the Hat Ships are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Nintendo department stores and I get home every day at **20:25** at the latest. I'm not rated M, but I'm occasionally rated T. I'm in bed by **23:00**, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a warm glass of Milk, and doing about twenty jumps before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a Baby Yoshi, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues with my most recent game. I'm trying to explain that I'm a Video Game Mascot who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemy Video Game companies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with the Video Game community, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight, **_I wouldn't lose to anyone."_* 2:50 meriyo
0:00 Mario 3D All-Stars is finally here 0:06 Being able to play Super Mario Sunshine 0:10 You remember the cheesy voice acting 0:14 Trying to learn the new controls in 3D All-Stars 0:18 You remember the sand bird level 0:35 You remember the giant watermelon levels 1:00 You remember the 240 blue coins you need to collect 1:20 The Pachinko Machine Level 1:36 Lily Pad Ride 2:50 You remember why so many people are so mixed on Super Mario Sunshine
“It’s-a me! Mario!” “Hello, I’m Mario.” “I would like to direct your attention for that I would introduce myself as Nintendo’s icon, known as Super Mario.” “I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM ALL HUMANS OF MALE AND FEMALE GENDERS TO DIRECT YOUR EYESIGHT AND HEARING TO INFORM YOU THAT I, THE MALE WITH XY CHROMOSOMES AM INDEED AN ITALIAN PLUMER THAT WAS BORN IN BROOKLYN IN NEW YORK THAT I AM ALSO NINTENDO’S IDOL AND MAIN CHARACTER OF THE SUPER MARIO SERIES WHICH IS ME.” “ *M* *A* *R* “
0:00: Class begins as usual 0:06: Kyle asks for a pencil 0:10: The whole class laughs at him 0:14: Someone calls Kyle gay 0:17: Kyle reaches into his bag
0:00 Me 3 Days into Quarantine 0:06 Me 1 Week into Quarantine 0:10 Me 2 weeks into quarantine 0:17 me 3 and a half weeks into quarantine 1:00 6 months 1:39 quarantine
“How can we make rollercoasters more interesting?” 0:00 change nothing 0:06 more extreme rollercoasters 0:10 Willingly cause a accident 0:14 Detach cart from rails 0:18 recreate final destination scene
Super Mario Super merio Soup meare SANS MARIO *SOUP M* (It goes all the way to a point in space where Mario is just a spec in space,he no longer exists,he has become one with air)
my mood throughout my school years 0:00 i'm happy 0:10 i'm sensitive 0:17 i'm angry 1:00 i'm depressed 1:22 i'm anxious 1:36 i'm stressed 3:02 i wanna drop out
Since all the replys are recent I’m gonna reply as well It’s more like 0:00 I want to drop out 0:10 I want to drop out 0:17 I want to drop out 1:00 I want to drop out 1:22 I want to drop out 1:36 I want to drop out 3:02 I want to drop out
0:00 Nintendo Direct starts 0:07 Shows Mii fighter costumes 0:11 Megalovania starts playing 0:14 Shows Sans Mii fighter costume 0:17 Literally everyone freaking out
0:00 The Mario 35th Direct starts 0:03 3D All-Stars is announced! 0:06 You're broke af 0:10 They left Galaxy 2 0:13 It's full price 0:17 It's a limited release
0:00 casually watching yt on ur phone 0:07 you hear footsteps 0:10 it gets louder 0:07 you remember it’s just your parents 0:14 your parents aren’t home 0:17 no one is home apart from u 1:00 your bedroom door opens and u hide 1:39 you get found
0:00 - Me playing SCP: Containment Breach 0:06 - I find SCP-096 0:10 - I accidentally see his face 0:14 - He starts screaming so I close the game 0:17 - *The screaming doesn't stop*
0:01 You open the fridge 0:03 You get a snack 0:06 The Snack shakes for an unknown reason 0:10 You open the snack 0:14 A rat runs out 0:17 *It wasn't the only one*
Red x and then at 1:00 Mickey mouse and ratatouille jump out of the bag knock you out unconscious and sack up all the food in the house and leave you and your family hungry for nearly a week!
0:00 Start playing Mario Sunshine 0:06 Sand Bird level 0:10 Watermelon Festival level 0:14 Pachinko minigame 0:17 Lily-Pad minigame 1:00 Blue coins on Corona Mountain 1:40 giving up on 100% The Super Mario Sunshine™ experience
0:00 you walk into class 0:07 your friend asking you if you did the homework 0:11 You realize you forgot to do it and start doing the homework in a hurry 0:14 Class starts 0:17 The teacher starts collecting the homework 1:00 She gets to your table/desk
“Humans Can Lick Too” 0:00 You are in going to bed and you like having your dog lick your hand, it helps you go to sleep. You’re dog is under your bed. 0:06 You start to hear light dripping from the bathroom down your hall 0:10 It starts to get louder 0:14 you walk down the hall into the bathroom but the sink is not dripping 0:17 you see your dog is dead and it’s blood is dripping 1:00 On the bathroom wall, in blood is written, HUMANS CAN LICK TOO 1:39 you exit the bathroom at the end of the hall, realizing that whatever was licking your hand was not your dog and you hear footsteps from your bedroom. You panic and don’t know what to do. You freeze in fear. You see a black figure exit your bedroom across from you and it starts sprinting at you. He stabs you with a knife and.. *B L I N K* 0:00 You wake up from a nightmare, but it’s 3:33 AM. It is still very dark in your bedroom. 1:00 Your heart beat instantly explodes as you see it through your bedroom window 1:39 It breaks through the glass and runs directly at you, stabbing you in your stomach. You only see blood all over you. Your vision slowly fades to black. 0:00 You wake up in the back of a wagon or truck of some sort. Some guy says, “Hey, You’re Finally Awake”
0:00 You're on a cruise. 0:06 You are in the middle of the ocean. 0:10 You are sea sick. 0:14 You fear water. 0:17 Your vacation boat's name is Titanic. 1:00 The iceberg. 1:39 Transcending to Hell. Original Comment : 0:17 When your vacation boat's name is Titanic.
0:00 your walking down the hall in your school 0:06 you feel like someone’s watching you 0:10 someone touches your shoulder 0:14 you turn around 0:18 you realize it’s your crush 1:00 she says *H I* 1:39 she smiles
Uh... ya like jazz? *crush chuckles and admits her love to you. You two start dating, both loving each other very much and do many things together, such as building Lego sets, eating Taco Bell, etc.* *Couple of years later you two marry each other and start a family and you live the rest of your life happy, knowing that someone is there for you.* Yes kids, take notes and you get girl
0:00 Mario 3D All Stars comes out 0:06 It's $60 0:10 The scalpers buy out all the physical copies 0:14 You settle for digital 0:17 You don't have enough space for it
0:00 preschool through kindergarten 0:06 first grade through third grade 0:10 fourth through fifth grade 0:14 sixth through eighth grade 0:17 highschool
5 Types of Super Mario Maker 2 Levels (Delfino Plazza Bass Boosted Edition) 0:00 Excellent Level With A Unique Idea 0:06 Decent Level 0:10 1-1 Level 0:13 Bad Troll Level 0:17 Enemy Spam Level
0:01 My heart when I have 10 hearts in minecraft hardcore 0:10 My heart when I have 5 hearts in minecraft hardcore 0:17 My heart when I am being chased by mobs and only have half a heart in minecraft hardcore 1:50 My heart when I die in minecraft hardcore
0:00 You find your favorite candy. 0:06 You noticed it looked weird but still decided to put it in your mouth. 0:10 The candy was very soft but the wrapper said "Hard Candy" 0:14 You look at the expiration date and realize that it's two years over it. 0:17 You take it out of your mouth and find mold growing inside the center of the candy.
Mario kart wii in a nutshell lap 1 0:00 lap 2 0:06 lap 3 0:10 blue shell at the end of the lap 0:14 it hits you 0:17 last place 1:00 you run over your own banana peel 1:39
0:00 Baby Shark 0:06 Piggy [ALPHA] 0:10 Sonic 1 Genesis 0:14 Open Your Heart Crush 40 0:18 Cat Mario 0:35 Dash lite 1:00 Metal Slug 1:20 Roblox Lags 1:36 Among us Crewmate 2:50 Free Fire
"Lets a go!" "Okie dokie" "Lets do this" "Ok sure" "Lets do the following task or mission my young twin and brother Luigi" "I say yes to this my older twin brother Mario"
"My dear brother, Luigi, I would like to engage in a meaningful conversation between us to encourage ourselves in order to prepare ourselves mentally for the upcoming task we are both about undertake. So, for the sake of inspiration, I would like to say to you: may it be so that we will suceed in accomplishing the aforementioned mission." "Mario, my fellow brother, I must admit your statement has made a positive impact on my mental state and has put me into a better state to perform our task. I will now express my affirmation of your statement with a short, simplistic, phrase: okay."
0:00 there’s a test you studied for 0:06 you can’t remember anything 0:10 your stuck on question 1/15 0:14 the teacher starts collecting the papers 0:17 she gets to you 1:00 your parents have to ask you something
0:00 teacher: 'I've got the grades of the test. It was very well made!' 0:06 'well, not everyone made it well...' 0:10 'there is... 1 person with a low grade...' 0:14 'a 1/10... first I'm going to give the better grades.' 0:17 (not my name) 1:00 (every student leaves the class except me) 1:39 ... (got my test back)
Can even imagine if your mom walks in the room at night thinking that your sleeping and this is what plays instead of the calming sound of Mario saying “goodbye”.
0:00 You’re at the campout 0:07 You hear some rustling in the trees 0:11 Everyone else is asleep 0:14 You open the tent 0:17 Something is staring at you 0:20 *It starts running towards you* (I’m a Boy Scout btw)
0:00 you're chilling 0:06 you start to get a weird gut feeling as you lie down in bed but you think nothing of it 0:10 you slowly start to remember somthing...somthing important 0:14 then it suddenly hits you like a truck, worried, panick and shock all at once. 0:18 YOU HAVE AN ESSAY DUE TOMORROW! 0:35 YOU FRANTICALLY LEAP OUT OF BED WHILE SNATCHING YOUR LAPTOP OF YOUR DESK IN ORDER TO DO THE WORK DESPITE THE LITTLE TIME YOU HAVE LEFT. WILL IT BE GOOD ENOUGH. CAN I DO IT. WILL THEY YELL AT ME. all of these thoughts raced through your mind as your fingers clumsily fumble all over the keyboard as you keep getting youd pass word wrong, which makes you panic more
0:00 You get to play 64 on Switch 0:06 You have to do Tick Tock Clock 0:00 You get to play Sunshine on Switch. 0:10 You have to do sand bird. 0:14 You have to do water melon. 0:00 You get to play Galaxy again. 0:18 Those god damn ball stages.
Let me tell a story and describe this a little shall we 0:00 The teacher sees the victim getting bullied and doesn't give a damn 0:06 The teacher sees the victim getting his shit beatin and doesn't give a damn what so ever 0:10 the next day the teacher sees the bully approaching to the victim and then he starts bullying him, the teacher doesn't care 0:14 Then the victim starts beating the shit out of him 0:18 Then the teacher is full of rage just like a super saiyan. Her eyes pops out like she's about to puke her shit out, her head turns red just like a big ass tomato and there's aura around all of her body just like in Dragon ball z. The teacher looks at the victim she starts yelling like a gorilla saying "WHY DID YOU BEAT THIS YOUNG MAN" the victim says "well, you see-" the teacher ignores the victim and says "DETENTION" she puts him in detention *The End* I know that this is not that good but... yuh
0:01-0:06 when you arrive on a tropical island for vacation 0:07-0:10 when you realize theirs a huge mess 0:11-0:13 when they blame you for the entire mess 0:14-0:17 when they throw you in jail for messing up the island even tho you just landed 0:18 when they tell you that now you have clean up the whole island
0:00 you start a new sunshine level 0:06: the shine contains "secret" in the name 0:10 its a bonus level 0:14: it has those god forsaken cubes 0:18: you are playing the 3d all stars version and you have joycon drift 0:35: you have 1 life left 1:00: you close the game 1:20: you unplug your swich 2:50: you throw it out of the window
0:00 You’re playing fall guys 0:06 You get the see saw level 0:00 You qualify 0:06 Next minigame, you are so close to losing 0:06 You qualify 0:10 You get a team minigame 0:06 You’re on red 0:06 You qualify 0:10 You get another team minigame 0:00 You’re on blue 0:14 You get an awfully hard minigame 0:10 You qualify 0:17 You get a team minigame 1:00 You’re on yellow 0:00 You start again 0:06 You get the easiest minigame 0:10 You’re losing 0:00 You were last to qualify 1:20 You get a team minigame 2:50 You’re on yellow 1:20 You qualified? 3:02 You rage anyways 0:00 You play minecraft in VR 0:06 You’re playing with your friend 0:10 You’re making a house 0:14 You see your friend, looking for flint and steel 0:06 He was just getting it to help mine with TNT. 0:10 You give him commands 0:17 He teleports to you. 1:22 He uses nausea command, not knowing you’re in VR. 1:36 You can feel something coming. 2:00 You throw up. 2:30 You are so sick, you can’t get to the PC and turn it off. 2:53 You slowly lose conscious beginning to cry, repeatedly screaming “I DONT WANT TO DIE!” in a scared and concerned voice. 3:02 The last thing you hear is someone screaming your name. 2:53 You wake up to a hospital bed, and a doctor repeatedly saying your name, you look toward the doctor, and ask “Where am I...” The doctor replies “Finally, you woke up, after 4 hours, anyways, you woke up in the hospital.” then you ask “How did I get here?” The doctor says in a serious voice “That’s what we wanted to ask you, do you remember anything?” You say “Sorry, I have long term memory loss, you said it was 4 hours, so I forgot by now, definitely.” He replies “We’ll check your heart.” 0:10 The doctor checks your heart. 1:00 You hear very slow beating from your heart, apparently the doctor has a water percentage checker, if that’s even a name, it’s going low, very low. 3:02 You die, your brain says “This is the end.”, your brains voice slowly fades away, You try to utter the words, “I was right” but You lose all form of speech. It’s the end of your life. You can’t believe it, it’s finally over, not in the good way, you really beg to god that you end up in heaven, the thing is, you realise heaven wasn’t even there, You cry, you want to also say “ITS MY FAULT!” and you realise that you still cannot talk. You thought “Life has had enough of me, WHY HAVENT I HAD ENOUGH OF MYSELF!!!” Your tone gets madder “EXPLAIN THAT! WHY! WHY DONT YOU TELL ME! WHY CANT YOU GIVE ME THE ANSWER!” You get sad “Once in my life...” “P-please! Give me the answer, I’d die for the answer!” A long break begins, your voice gets quiet and serious. “But i’m already dead, I don’t have the answers, I can’t believe it. Everything I want to know will stay outside me, but inside god.” You slowly try to swim your way out. You still can’t. You continue “I don’t have a girlfriend, I don’t have a family, I don’t even have a trusted friend!” “I don’t have anything.” The utter end. th-cam.com/video/T9yWYs0XsQk/w-d-xo.html YOU DIED. Respawn? You say “Aw man, here we go again” and this keeps happening to you in an infinite loop
0:17 When you put ketchup on pizza.... 1:00 ...and Italy sees it....(Put it on 1.25x) 1:39 I guess the song's over..... *_Please don't be mad, I love Italy_* Also, I used headphones and it doesn't bother me, and if you listen closely.... *_You can hear "doos" in the background..._*
0:00 Mario is casually walking in your direction 0:06 He looks directly at you without blinking 0:10 He starts walking faster in a B-line towards you 0:13 He speeds up again, his pupils shrinking into small dots 0:17 *He charges at you at full speed*
Me when when I got a bad grade on a report card 0:00 nothing at the mail box 0:07 mailman comes 0:11 Mom checking the mail 0:14 Starts storming to my bedroom 0:17 Oh schnitzel!
0:00 driving to work after eating Taco Bell 0:06 you feel weird 0:10 you have diarrhea 0:14 you realise there's no bathroom nearby and you're in traffic 0:17 you crap yourself
0:00 You walk down the stairs
0:06 You suddenly lose balance and desperately try to grab the rail
0:10 You manage to get hold of the rail but still fall, causing you to sway and slam into the wall holding the rail
0:14 The impact causes you to let go and you are now slamming on the stairs, sliding down at first
0:18 Suddenly you turn on your side and start rolling down the stairs, hitting your face on the hard wood several times
0:35 You wonder how you are still rolling, when did the stairs become so long?
1:00 You slowly lose consciousness from all the faceplanting
1:20 Finally you lose your consciousness and are now tumbling down the stairs like a sack of flesh
1:36 You eventually slow down as your body automatically went into a defense position to minimize the damage which also slowed down your descent until you were completely stationary, still unconscious though
2:50 Suddenly you wake up and immediately notice that you are stationary so you try to very carefully stand up. Although very dizzy and not really able to stand you grab the rail for support. After your vision became normal again you suddenly realize that the stairs you're on don't end anymore. They still look like your stairs, but they reach so far out that you can't even see the end even though the whole staircase is illuminated with the same familiar warm light that has always illuminated your staircase. You turn around and see the exact same endless stairs, you can't even see the beginning of the stairs. Suddenly you come to the conclusion that you're still unconscious but dreaming. Thus you reach for your arm and pinch yourself. Ouch! That hurt! However, no sign of waking up or the stairs changing, you pinch yourself again, and again, and again. Every pinch hurt just as much as the previous one but nothing changes at all. You're still trying to convince yourself that you are dreaming but reality slowly creeps into your mind that this isn't a dream. You are trapped in some kind of different dimension, a limbo so to say. At first all the conspiracy theories come to mind; Maybe you died and this is purgatory, maybe you're actually still dreaming, maybe you're in a coma, maybe this is just an illusion or your mind is playing tricks on you. You slowly descent again, to see if anything changes. Your mind and heart is racing as you come to realize that nothing changes, you speed up, taking two steps at a time now and almost running down the stairs but... nothing. Nothing changes. Suddenly you hear a blood curdling scream echo from behind you. Your fight or flight responses immediately kick in and you instantly start running down the stairs as fast as you could. Never have you feared for your life as much as in this moment and you run, and run, and run. No end seems to be in sight but you don't stop, you don't want to stop. You want to get away from whatever just screamed and hopefully find the exit. But it never comes... You are forever bound to run down the stairs. Either run... Or get captured by whatever beast screamed just now. You don't seem to need to rest either, or eat, or need to use the toilet. You can keep on running as if you were really in a dream. Only that this is reality and whatever got you here doesn't want you to die... So there you are, forever running down the stairs and never looking behind you. The end.
Did you try BLJing?
@@Tblaster00 Well, it's a 5050 chance that you either clip through the hitbox of whatever is behind you or you slam right into the thing. If you get past it though you should be able to get to another dimension with that speed.
that was a awesome story
All that for 20 likes
Underrated
Imagine hearing this at 0.25× playback speed in the middle of the night while your sleep paralysis demon gets more elborate with their breakdancing.
I think 0.5 fits better
How did you know that happened to me last night?
Bruh
What I'm doing right now!!!!
Sonic and Shadow's Junction 🤣
If I walk into a Pizza Hut And this isn’t playing, I’m leaving.
QuarryBee 😂
Same
Ikr
Yeah
Walking in was your first mistake
I've seen no comments talking about how it never starts.
It only adds to the anxiety.
I like your profile pic
@@Astroniko003 Oh god at first I though your was a peen
@@iminyourfridge894 a pingas?
@@Moldy_Gaming yeh
just like the original
Nathaniel Bandy yup
Nathaniel Bandy Well your the last person I expect to see...
every fucking time
This video was posted a year ago wtf
we weren't expecting special forces!
0:00 - Nintendo
0:06 - Tracing
0:10 - Adults drawing
0:14 - Drawing by child
0:17 - *M E*
I feel you 😂
bxpetty queen accurate for me as well
@@Jay-oy1ld me too
I'm more of a 0:10
Me too
Me: **Roasts my little brother**
Everyone at the barbecue:
R/cursedcomments
That reminds me of the time I played in the sand with my grandma
@@placeholdername4609 w h a t
R/HolUp
...
Mario's face at 0:11 looks like he just shat himself by accident
Nice oneshot pfp
0:14 S A N S
As opposed to shitting himself on purpose that is ...
_oh shet_
OMFG IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LMFAO
This is 2020 in three minutes.
Aquifer The Animus Dragon I wish this year lasted 3 minutes...
It really is lmao.
And its gonna be the end of us...
The end of the song is the end of the year. And the end of the world when plant-sized aliens consume us all
Fr
If you play it at x2 speed it sounds like the sleep paralysis demon walking into your room with speed exploits and then doing a tapdance recital
if you listen closely at 1:35 it sounds like sans's theme. Huh.
That sounds oddly specific..OP are you okay??
@@skip6874 You talkin' to me? Cause if so, yes. I am ok. I just have really good hearing.
PineappleSeed facts
i was at the perfect area of the video to put it on x2 and understand your comment
Me: *moves*
Everyone at the funeral:
CIA why hello my friend how are doing?
Like it goes from everyone thinking it's just rigor mortis but then you get up and go to our store
@@nomad_7742 Hi, comrades! How’s it goin’?
@@turnertalking we are doing great comrade
LMFAO
0:00 "It's-a me, Mario!"
0:06 "I will have you know that it is me, Mario."
0:10 "I will now tell you that it is me, the one and only Mario from the Super Mario series."
0:14 "Do you not know who I am? I believe I must tell you. It is me, Mario from the Super Mario series, created by Shigeru Miyamoto, and owned by Nintendo."
0:17 *"My name is Mario Mario. I'm 35 years old. I have a brother named Luigi, and our house is in the northeast section of the Mushroom Kingdom, where all the Hat Ships are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Nintendo department stores and I get home every day at **20:25** at the latest. I'm not rated M, but I'm occasionally rated T. I'm in bed by **23:00**, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a warm glass of Milk, and doing about twenty jumps before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a Baby Yoshi, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues with my most recent game. I'm trying to explain that I'm a Video Game Mascot who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemy Video Game companies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with the Video Game community, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight, **_I wouldn't lose to anyone."_*
2:50 meriyo
Severely underrated comment
@@gungaloscrungalo8925 chill it's only been a week
YOSHIkage kira
My stand *Deadly YOSHI*
Luigi rojo
0:00 Confident on asking your crush out
0:06: Gets a little anxiety
0:10: Pressure begins
0:14 Heart Attack
0:17 Seizure
1:00 Pass out
1:39 Coma
This comment is legendary
This comment is legendary
@@suarezanthony375 XD god I'm dying
ChrisPlays 3:01 death
ChrisPlays 1:39 though holy frick with headphones it sounds like u are deaf
0:01 How I think I look
0:17 How I actually look
DANG BOI U THICC
I'd still smash
Nuu ,you are bootiful inside
yep
*T H I C C*
0:00 Mario 3D All-Stars is finally here
0:06 Being able to play Super Mario Sunshine
0:10 You remember the cheesy voice acting
0:14 Trying to learn the new controls in 3D All-Stars
0:18 You remember the sand bird level
0:35 You remember the giant watermelon levels
1:00 You remember the 240 blue coins you need to collect
1:20 The Pachinko Machine Level
1:36 Lily Pad Ride
2:50 You remember why so many people are so mixed on Super Mario Sunshine
Gonna go running with this so as the music gets more intense so does my running
Mc Donald’s underrated comment
Not really that underrated
Love it man
Hello Mcdonald’s, can I get a big mac
I just did this and I’ve never felt more terrified and genuinely out of breath, holy fuck 💀
“It’s-a me! Mario!”
“Hello, I’m Mario.”
“I would like to direct your attention for that I would introduce myself as Nintendo’s icon, known as Super Mario.”
“I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM ALL HUMANS OF MALE AND FEMALE GENDERS TO DIRECT YOUR EYESIGHT AND HEARING TO INFORM YOU THAT I, THE MALE WITH XY CHROMOSOMES AM INDEED AN ITALIAN PLUMER THAT WAS BORN IN BROOKLYN IN NEW YORK THAT I AM ALSO NINTENDO’S IDOL AND MAIN CHARACTER OF THE SUPER MARIO SERIES WHICH IS ME.”
“ *M* *A* *R* “
Lord Prime
*“M”*
Itsu mee, MAIRO.
Im mario
M A
M A M A L U I G I
@@kriskrzemgameplay192 *insane italian laughter*
Is it weird that this kinda slaps? 🔥
No, not at all
I liked it
Hey I know you
Like irl
Yeah especially when it's at 1:35
0:00 You're watching TH-cam
0:06 Your mom walks in
0:10 she asks what you're watching
0:14 she takes your phone
0:17 she looks through everything
1:00 She finds out you've been looking at bad bad stuff..
@Killer Bean is god ouch oof-
everytime I see comments like this from 10-13 year olds my brain just fucking shuts down
@Killer Bean is god same..
@I like to upload oh yeah mommy.... give me a spanky....
1:36 was so powerful you can't even hear it
0:00: Class begins as usual
0:06: Kyle asks for a pencil
0:10: The whole class laughs at him
0:14: Someone calls Kyle gay
0:17: Kyle reaches into his bag
*No more bullies now*
do i smell some south park references?
1:00: The thing Kyle grabbed out of his bag is a bloody Machete
1:39: Kyle murders everybody in the classroom
1:01 Kyle left the ammo
RaymondZhao75Gaming Terraria, and More 3:01 everyone died
0:00 Me 3 Days into Quarantine
0:06 Me 1 Week into Quarantine
0:10 Me 2 weeks into quarantine
0:17 me 3 and a half weeks into quarantine
1:00 6 months
1:39 quarantine
1:30 online school happens
Lol
1:04 my school announces I’ve been exposed to the virus
Everybody is coughing in the room 1:30
Jevil are you ok
"Hey Luigi, this edible ain't shi-"
“How can we make rollercoasters more interesting?”
0:00 change nothing
0:06 more extreme rollercoasters
0:10 Willingly cause a accident
0:14 Detach cart from rails
0:18 recreate final destination scene
Super Mario
Super merio
Soup meare
SANS MARIO
*SOUP M*
(It goes all the way to a point in space where Mario is just a spec in space,he no longer exists,he has become one with air)
It's the brother of Mairo
Soup em'
SCP 049 s
M
AAAAAAAAAAAAAÆÃĀ!
my mood throughout my school years
0:00 i'm happy
0:10 i'm sensitive
0:17 i'm angry
1:00 i'm depressed
1:22 i'm anxious
1:36 i'm stressed
3:02 i wanna drop out
I know I'm late but do you wanna talk
The last one just sounds like a fart
Do you... need someone too talk to?
0:17 yeah that’s definitely the face of anger
Since all the replys are recent I’m gonna reply as well
It’s more like
0:00 I want to drop out
0:10 I want to drop out
0:17 I want to drop out
1:00 I want to drop out
1:22 I want to drop out
1:36 I want to drop out
3:02 I want to drop out
"Omg that's a TikTo-"
*S h u t .*
Jack son with Emma:
Story:
Emma:omg is that a Tikto-
Jackson:S H U T
Oh hey, look, that’s from T-
*STFU LIBERAL*
Redditors 🤮
@@Yasuuuuuuuu is there a problem?
0:17 definitely me drawing at art subject
0:00 Nintendo Direct starts
0:07 Shows Mii fighter costumes
0:11 Megalovania starts playing
0:14 Shows Sans Mii fighter costume
0:17 Literally everyone freaking out
Tru
1:00 Everybody getting heart attacks in shock
1:36 Everybody dies
3:00 everybody fucking died
@Goitsu OwO fortnite bad
Minecraft good
Bandana waddle dee didn't get into smash like the rest of his friends
I'm disappointed
0:17 when it was more than just a fart
Spongebob what are you doing with that hose
What are you doing step bro?
NO
@@angelayoung1415 now that I think about it, this profile picture is sort of... suggestive.
oh how ur a different spongebob now
0:00 The Mario 35th Direct starts
0:03 3D All-Stars is announced!
0:06 You're broke af
0:10 They left Galaxy 2
0:13 It's full price
0:17 It's a limited release
lol
1:00 you don't have a nintendo switch
2:50
They removed So Long Gay Bowser with Bye Bye
0:15 that actually works pretty good
0:00 casually watching yt on ur phone
0:07 you hear footsteps
0:10 it gets louder
0:07 you remember it’s just your parents
0:14 your parents aren’t home
0:17 no one is home apart from u
1:00 your bedroom door opens and u hide
1:39 you get found
True horror story right here Hollywood
Lmao that funny
Realistic Mario, this video is your homeland, isn't it?
Oh sh8-
this gives me anxiety
0:00 - Me playing SCP: Containment Breach
0:06 - I find SCP-096
0:10 - I accidentally see his face
0:14 - He starts screaming so I close the game
0:17 - *The screaming doesn't stop*
run?
1:24 the guards are dead
" 0:14 He starts screaming. 0:06 I close the game "
Instantly funny bc you know SCP.
Force shutdown the computer by holding the power button then release the power button if screen is black.
0:01 You open the fridge
0:03 You get a snack
0:06 The Snack shakes for an unknown reason
0:10 You open the snack
0:14 A rat runs out
0:17 *It wasn't the only one*
Red x and then at 1:00 Mickey mouse and ratatouille jump out of the bag knock you out unconscious and sack up all the food in the house and leave you and your family hungry for nearly a week!
3:00 You went to hell
@@jaysonwoodson9508 Everybody gangsta till u find 2 Disney rat characters in ur Doritos
me: vibin
my anxiety:
0:00: Italy invents pizza
0:06: pizza spreads to the world
0:10: Eastern Europe put ketchup on it
0:14: AND mayo
0:17: Canada invents pineapple pizza
Italy suicide rate rises to 34%
Grazie fratello' tanks you bro
Pizza flavoured ice cream gets invented 3:00
1:20 *Boiled pizza*
dude what’s wrong with pineapple
1:39
Super Mario Sunshine on Atari
More like on ZXSpectrum
More like on the VIRTUAL BOI
The bass was not boosted enough, I couldn’t hear it
I think that means you have just gone deaf from the insane amount of earrape
@DeadshedI like how you just assumed that based on a pfp. He could be tho, js
0:00 Start playing Mario Sunshine
0:06 Sand Bird level
0:10 Watermelon Festival level
0:14 Pachinko minigame
0:17 Lily-Pad minigame
1:00 Blue coins on Corona Mountain
1:40 giving up on 100%
The Super Mario Sunshine™ experience
0:00 you walk into class
0:07 your friend asking you if you did the homework
0:11 You realize you forgot to do it and start doing the homework in a hurry
0:14 Class starts
0:17 The teacher starts collecting the homework
1:00 She gets to your table/desk
Such an underrated underrated comment
Aaron Budd Ik :(((((
1:35 you get a zero
This needs more likes.
1:39 She sends you to the principal’s office
0:00 Walking home
0:06 You notice someone behind you
0:10 _You_ _realize_ _they're_ _following_ _you_
0:14 *You* *speed* *up* *and* *they* *start* *speeding* *up* *too*
0:17 *_THEY_* *_RUN_* *_UP_* *_WITH_* *_A_* *_KNIFE_*
1:35 *They've gotten ahold of you and you try to fight back as they hold you down*
*3:00* *_You're fucking dead and you descend to hell_*
Ohhhhhhhh f*ck
Everyone knows you're faster with a knife smh
A thicc potato. You mean descended?
plot twist he was giving it back to you because you dropped it
“Humans Can Lick Too”
0:00 You are in going to bed and you like having your dog lick your hand, it helps you go to sleep. You’re dog is under your bed.
0:06 You start to hear light dripping from the bathroom down your hall
0:10 It starts to get louder
0:14 you walk down the hall into the bathroom but the sink is not dripping
0:17 you see your dog is dead and it’s blood is dripping
1:00 On the bathroom wall, in blood is written, HUMANS CAN LICK TOO
1:39 you exit the bathroom at the end of the hall, realizing that whatever was licking your hand was not your dog and you hear footsteps from your bedroom. You panic and don’t know what to do. You freeze in fear. You see a black figure exit your bedroom across from you and it starts sprinting at you. He stabs you with a knife and.. *B L I N K*
0:00 You wake up from a nightmare, but it’s 3:33 AM. It is still very dark in your bedroom.
1:00 Your heart beat instantly explodes as you see it through your bedroom window
1:39 It breaks through the glass and runs directly at you, stabbing you in your stomach. You only see blood all over you. Your vision slowly fades to black.
0:00 You wake up in the back of a wagon or truck of some sort. Some guy says, “Hey, You’re Finally Awake”
Horror story material,someone contract this dude for a horror game
I read that whole dog story on some scary text story app
Yeah this isn’t my story
Joseph Larsen nice meme though
@@victorthecommentator408 Dude this is a well known story that has been copy and pasted amoung many forums.
0:00 ur at home
0:06 you sneeze
0:00 someone: bless you!
0:10 your home alone
2:50 there a dark shadow
3:05 it's SCP-096
3:05 you realize you didn't take your schizophrenia pills
0:01 You remember it’s your homie jerome
it gets beter for every bass booseted
shiftBeter
HEY 🅱️ETER
Shoosh
*Y E S E L M O F R O M 🅱️ E S A M E 🅱️ R E E T ?*
0:00 You're on a cruise.
0:06 You are in the middle of the ocean.
0:10 You are sea sick.
0:14 You fear water.
0:17 Your vacation boat's name is Titanic.
1:00 The iceberg.
1:39 Transcending to Hell.
Original Comment :
0:17 When your vacation boat's name is Titanic.
Underrated
@@alg_dynamo2502 I'm gonna modify this a bit...
🤣
JordanViknar That’s a whole different comment wat are you talking about?
"hehe i'm in danger"
0:00 your walking down the hall in your school
0:06 you feel like someone’s watching you
0:10 someone touches your shoulder
0:14 you turn around
0:18 you realize it’s your crush
1:00 she says *H I*
1:39 she smiles
Uh... ya like jazz?
*crush chuckles and admits her love to you. You two start dating, both loving each other very much and do many things together, such as building Lego sets, eating Taco Bell, etc.*
*Couple of years later you two marry each other and start a family and you live the rest of your life happy, knowing that someone is there for you.*
Yes kids, take notes and you get girl
Wholesome 100
*closes book* Like that’ll ever happen.
Your alarm clock: 1:00
I’m not lesbian lol
1:35 Hmm, human music. I like it.
If you put 2x speed it... kind of... Sounds like rythmn...?
Yeah... Humans sound weird...
me: *playing this for friend*
Friend: *is happy*
30 - seconds later
Friend: *dissapont*
stfu
i checked the video time and THE VIDEO GETS TERRIBLE WAY BEFORE 30 SECONDS
0:00 Me: *sneezes*
0:06 someone: bless you.
0:10 Me: thanks!
0:14 Me: wait a second...
0:17 *I realize I'm home alone*
*run*
0:00 Mario 3D All Stars comes out
0:06 It's $60
0:10 The scalpers buy out all the physical copies
0:14 You settle for digital
0:17 You don't have enough space for it
2:25 it doesn’t have Mario saying “so long gay bowser!”
@@ArtbyJoeZ good one
3:08 L is not real and there is no mario galaxy 2
0:00 preschool through kindergarten
0:06 first grade through third grade
0:10 fourth through fifth grade
0:14 sixth through eighth grade
0:17 highschool
1:00 college
accurate
1:36 failing college
The proper title is:
*Super Mario but your brain starts to hurt and you're going deaf slowly-*
5 Types of Super Mario Maker 2 Levels (Delfino Plazza Bass Boosted Edition)
0:00 Excellent Level With A Unique Idea
0:06 Decent Level
0:10 1-1 Level
0:13 Bad Troll Level
0:17 Enemy Spam Level
me: - gets a 12 killstreak -
*_everyone else at the adoption center:_*
0:12 when your on the good list for Christmas
0:01 My heart when I have 10 hearts in minecraft hardcore
0:10 My heart when I have 5 hearts in minecraft hardcore
0:17 My heart when I am being chased by mobs and only have half a heart in minecraft hardcore
1:50 My heart when I die in minecraft hardcore
Underrated
TOO GOOD
K
Knox ok boomer
3:00 My heart when i deleted the world by accident
What masterpieces. The art when the tune gets more bass boosted,Its gorgeous!
Giving Leonardo da caprio a run for his money,I see?
Yes fellow
0:14 that looks like a freaking iron golem dressed up as mario 😂😂😂
0:11 was my favorite part
what nintendo heard seconds after posting the summer vacation tweet
Me: flips my pillow to the cold side
Everyone at the funeral:
0:00 You find your favorite candy.
0:06 You noticed it looked weird but still decided to put it in your mouth.
0:10 The candy was very soft but the wrapper said "Hard Candy"
0:14 You look at the expiration date and realize that it's two years over it.
0:17 You take it out of your mouth and find mold growing inside the center of the candy.
If this isn’t playing on the natural radio the next time I head over to a papa Genos I’m contacting the owner and sewing them all
Make sure you have some yarn if you're gonna sew them.
Mario kart wii in a nutshell
lap 1 0:00
lap 2 0:06
lap 3 0:10
blue shell at the end of the lap 0:14
it hits you 0:17
last place 1:00
you run over your own banana peel 1:39
3:00 (Insert Throwing Wii out the Window Clip here)
@@IneedmoresubsOnline the sound of a mic taking a crap
THE PTSD FROM THIS COMMENT-
0:00 Baby Shark
0:06 Piggy [ALPHA]
0:10 Sonic 1 Genesis
0:14 Open Your Heart Crush 40
0:18 Cat Mario
0:35 Dash lite
1:00 Metal Slug
1:20 Roblox Lags
1:36 Among us Crewmate
2:50 Free Fire
The Legion of Stationery
0:00 Coloured Pencils
0:06 Tape
0:10 Rubber Bands
0:17 Scissors
0:24 Hole Punch
1:00 Stapler
1:38 Compasses
3:02 Ring Binder
The TH-cam algorithm wont let this die! It's such a musical masterpiece!
"Lets a go!" "Okie dokie"
"Lets do this"
"Ok sure"
"Lets do the following task or mission my young twin and brother Luigi"
"I say yes to this my older twin brother Mario"
Let do, okey
"go"
"k"
"My dear brother, Luigi, I would like to engage in a meaningful conversation between us to encourage ourselves in order to prepare ourselves mentally for the upcoming task we are both about undertake. So, for the sake of inspiration, I would like to say to you: may it be so that we will suceed in accomplishing the aforementioned mission."
"Mario, my fellow brother, I must admit your statement has made a positive impact on my mental state and has put me into a better state to perform our task. I will now express my affirmation of your statement with a short, simplistic, phrase: okay."
“Younger twin”
0:35 i heard " this world we all bounce " for some reasons
Some girl: Hey is this that song from tik tok?
Me: HONEY WHERES THE GUN
I like you, that's all I have to say
Man of culture right here.
And bacon pfp, aka the best
Kill em all
ITS IN THE CLOSET!
*wE dONt haVE a ClosEt sHarOn*
0:00 there’s a test you studied for
0:06 you can’t remember anything
0:10 your stuck on question 1/15
0:14 the teacher starts collecting the papers
0:17 she gets to you
1:00 your parents have to ask you something
0:00 teacher: 'I've got the grades of the test. It was very well made!'
0:06 'well, not everyone made it well...'
0:10 'there is... 1 person with a low grade...'
0:14 'a 1/10... first I'm going to give the better grades.'
0:17 (not my name)
1:00 (every student leaves the class except me)
1:39 ... (got my test back)
Can even imagine if your mom walks in the room at night thinking that your sleeping and this is what plays instead of the calming sound of Mario saying “goodbye”.
As a digital artist, this is the kind of mental breakdown my brain has when I realize I've been drawing on the wrong layer.
This is the exact feeling
As an VFX artist, this is what happens after a blackout.
i feel you bro
Ways to say dad
0:04 daddy
0:07 father
0:10 momn’t
0:14 *ASSISTANT SPAWNING UNIT*
0:17 *L O G - I N*
0:00 You’re at the campout
0:07 You hear some rustling in the trees
0:11 Everyone else is asleep
0:14 You open the tent
0:17 Something is staring at you
0:20 *It starts running towards you*
(I’m a Boy Scout btw)
So am I
B1ue Tek cool
Which troop are u in
I am in troop 295
B1ue Tek Troop 16
0:00 you're chilling
0:06 you start to get a weird gut feeling as you lie down in bed but you think nothing of it
0:10 you slowly start to remember somthing...somthing important
0:14 then it suddenly hits you like a truck, worried, panick and shock all at once.
0:18 YOU HAVE AN ESSAY DUE TOMORROW!
0:35 YOU FRANTICALLY LEAP OUT OF BED WHILE SNATCHING YOUR LAPTOP OF YOUR DESK IN ORDER TO DO THE WORK DESPITE THE LITTLE TIME YOU HAVE LEFT. WILL IT BE GOOD ENOUGH. CAN I DO IT. WILL THEY YELL AT ME. all of these thoughts raced through your mind as your fingers clumsily fumble all over the keyboard as you keep getting youd pass word wrong, which makes you panic more
"Hey Luigi, you sure these are the right mushrooms?"
0:17 is a completely different song, and I love it. (This ain't sarcasm) The beat actually sounds nice.
everett Fletcher lmao me too
@@frupom9315 if it wasnt as distorted, it could be used as some boss theme, Gabe.(N)
@@_s-p-e-c-t-r-a_music_ If my boy gaben say that, thats cool
This song is so gud even when it’s bass booted
Exactly!
0:10 - 0:14 sounds like it good be a legit song lol. Sounds like a mechanical song or something lol
Owen Driscoll I fucking died of laughter for ten minutes, just because you said that.
I say 1:36 does
0:00 You get to play 64 on Switch
0:06 You have to do Tick Tock Clock
0:00 You get to play Sunshine on Switch.
0:10 You have to do sand bird.
0:14 You have to do water melon.
0:00 You get to play Galaxy again.
0:18 Those god damn ball stages.
Let me tell a story and describe this a little shall we
0:00 The teacher sees the victim getting bullied and doesn't give a damn
0:06 The teacher sees the victim getting his shit beatin and doesn't give a damn what so ever
0:10 the next day the teacher sees the bully approaching to the victim and then he starts bullying him, the teacher doesn't care
0:14 Then the victim starts beating the shit out of him
0:18 Then the teacher is full of rage just like a super saiyan. Her eyes pops out like she's about to puke her shit out, her head turns red just like a big ass tomato and there's aura around all of her body just like in Dragon ball z. The teacher looks at the victim she starts yelling like a gorilla saying "WHY DID YOU BEAT THIS YOUNG MAN" the victim says "well, you see-" the teacher ignores the victim and says "DETENTION" she puts him in detention
*The End*
I know that this is not that good but... yuh
1:39 the victim murders the teacher out of rage and discontent aswell
@@pinhead6764 *WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS END UP GETTING KILLED IN THE REPLIES-*
@@herbcookie2961 *Yes.*
wow sick i bet the person who made this is like really cute and stuff what a nerd
Yyyeesssss
what
Ɛᴅᴜᴀʀᴅᴏ Idk b 🤷🏽♀️
JRabes and I suppose your content is any better?
general chaos how... how could someone assume this was an insult
0:01-0:06 when you arrive on a tropical island for vacation
0:07-0:10 when you realize theirs a huge mess
0:11-0:13 when they blame you for the entire mess
0:14-0:17 when they throw you in jail for messing up the island even tho you just landed
0:18 when they tell you that now you have clean up the whole island
What a vacation.
TryhardOfTries *That’s a Mario vacation for ya*
This is the best version of Super Mario Sunshine in a nutshell
Chores on steriods!
@@m03 but you’re on the beach, with toadsworth and mama peach. What a joy to be condemned by a corrupt judicial system 😂
This can perfectly be used as a "Mario Becoming Uncanny" meme.
0:00 you start a new sunshine level
0:06: the shine contains "secret" in the name
0:10 its a bonus level
0:14: it has those god forsaken cubes
0:18: you are playing the 3d all stars version and you have joycon drift
0:35: you have 1 life left
1:00: you close the game
1:20: you unplug your swich
2:50: you throw it out of the window
Tiktok: I THINK IM ‘BOUT TO STEAL
@@Luig_E Hey could you show me where? I have been swamped by notifications and stuff and just want to honestly know.
Tblaster look up .hacky
Michael Scott actually hacky gave credit
Tik tok ruins good songs
@@Rinne_Z_rank it ruins everything
0:00 confident on my freshman year
0:06 Q1 one missing assignment
0:10 Q2 struggling in my classes
0:15 Q3 having 3 Ds
0:17 Q4 parent conference
0:00 You’re playing fall guys
0:06 You get the see saw level
0:00 You qualify
0:06 Next minigame, you are so close to losing
0:06 You qualify
0:10 You get a team minigame
0:06 You’re on red
0:06 You qualify
0:10 You get another team minigame
0:00 You’re on blue
0:14 You get an awfully hard minigame
0:10 You qualify
0:17 You get a team minigame
1:00 You’re on yellow
0:00 You start again
0:06 You get the easiest minigame
0:10 You’re losing
0:00 You were last to qualify
1:20 You get a team minigame
2:50 You’re on yellow
1:20 You qualified?
3:02 You rage anyways
0:00 You play minecraft in VR
0:06 You’re playing with your friend
0:10 You’re making a house
0:14 You see your friend, looking for flint and steel
0:06 He was just getting it to help mine with TNT.
0:10 You give him commands
0:17 He teleports to you.
1:22 He uses nausea command, not knowing you’re in VR.
1:36 You can feel something coming.
2:00 You throw up.
2:30 You are so sick, you can’t get to the PC and turn it off.
2:53 You slowly lose conscious beginning to cry, repeatedly screaming “I DONT WANT TO DIE!” in a scared and concerned voice.
3:02 The last thing you hear is someone screaming your name.
2:53 You wake up to a hospital bed, and a doctor repeatedly saying your name, you look toward the doctor, and ask “Where am I...” The doctor replies “Finally, you woke up, after 4 hours, anyways, you woke up in the hospital.” then you ask “How did I get here?” The doctor says in a serious voice “That’s what we wanted to ask you, do you remember anything?” You say “Sorry, I have long term memory loss, you said it was 4 hours, so I forgot by now, definitely.” He replies “We’ll check your heart.”
0:10 The doctor checks your heart.
1:00 You hear very slow beating from your heart, apparently the doctor has a water percentage checker, if that’s even a name, it’s going low, very low.
3:02 You die, your brain says “This is the end.”, your brains voice slowly fades away, You try to utter the words, “I was right” but You lose all form of speech.
It’s the end of your life.
You can’t believe it, it’s finally over, not in the good way, you really beg to god that you end up in heaven, the thing is, you realise heaven wasn’t even there, You cry, you want to also say “ITS MY FAULT!” and you realise that you still cannot talk. You thought “Life has had enough of me, WHY HAVENT I HAD ENOUGH OF MYSELF!!!” Your tone gets madder “EXPLAIN THAT! WHY! WHY DONT YOU TELL ME! WHY CANT YOU GIVE ME THE ANSWER!” You get sad “Once in my life...” “P-please! Give me the answer, I’d die for the answer!” A long break begins, your voice gets quiet and serious. “But i’m already dead, I don’t have the answers, I can’t believe it. Everything I want to know will stay outside me, but inside god.” You slowly try to swim your way out. You still can’t. You continue “I don’t have a girlfriend, I don’t have a family, I don’t even have a trusted friend!” “I don’t have anything.”
The utter end. th-cam.com/video/T9yWYs0XsQk/w-d-xo.html
YOU DIED.
Respawn?
You say “Aw man, here we go again”
and this keeps happening to you in an infinite loop
*notices respawn button*
oh.
女王キラー lol
0:11 that image is perfection!
0:17 When you put ketchup on pizza....
1:00 ...and Italy sees it....(Put it on 1.25x)
1:39 I guess the song's over.....
*_Please don't be mad, I love Italy_*
Also, I used headphones and it doesn't bother me, and if you listen closely....
*_You can hear "doos" in the background..._*
no
Yes
I always eat pizza with ketchup :/
Is it really cursed?
Dill Pickle yes
I am italian and I will fucking kill this comment chain
Upon my second listening of this masterpiece I realize how well this brief loop would work as club music (bassboosted or not)
0:00 heart
0:06 HeArT
0:10 HEART
0:13 h E a R t
0:17 H E A R T
1:00 H E A R T
1:20 H E A R T
1:36 H
неаят
0:00 Mario is casually walking in your direction
0:06 He looks directly at you without blinking
0:10 He starts walking faster in a B-line towards you
0:13 He speeds up again, his pupils shrinking into small dots
0:17 *He charges at you at full speed*
0:25 ANNNnnnd.. he steals your liver.
Me when when I got a bad grade on a report card
0:00 nothing at the mail box
0:07 mailman comes
0:11 Mom checking the mail
0:14 Starts storming to my bedroom
0:17 Oh schnitzel!
1:45 my mom punches me
@@thefoxcoronel183 Y e S
1:00 dad gets the belt
Uh oh, stinky...!
3:00 You're Dead and Jesus does not care about you get beaten
0:00 driving to work after eating Taco Bell
0:06 you feel weird
0:10 you have diarrhea
0:14 you realise there's no bathroom nearby and you're in traffic
0:17 you crap yourself
1:00 *you crapped yourself even worse*
This is my jam. 10/10 could cry to this.
You created a monster. Now this beloved song is being used on TikTok and 99% of the people using the sound have no idea where it came from rip
My ear has stopped working
*This is how I feel when McDonalds WiFi scams me.*