saving the economy by monetizing autopsies
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- saving the economy by monetizing autopsies
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#projecthospital
This is the first time I could charge people for the misdiagnosis I'd give them, and THEN charge them for the autopsy that shows that I misdiagnosed them...
Lmao
Surprised it didnt happen before
Lol
My face when grays comment only has 12 likes :o
I absolutely love that you take what could be potentially really boring, and take it and screw it up so badly on purpose that I’m laughing my ass off the entire time.
This is basically just a funeral home, but more expensive and only halfway done
And also a pumpkin patch.
Scrolled through the comments to find this...
It's a Pre-funeral home.
Hospital: meant to help and save lives.
Gray: *ehh Full liquor bar*
FLORIDA MAN IS HERE
@@windowserrornoise8070 the profile pic is spleens 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Florida Man is fully equipped with spleens, a a six pack of bud-lite, and a spare shotgun. I might change my profile pic to spleens too.
@@senboy9002 omg do it
Hello spleens
How do you feel about gray's sims challenges and your owners failing to live every time?
And how many kittens do you have now?
Coffin dancer: and thats when the big bucks started rolling in
🤣💀
“Monetize Death”
*Logan Paul has entered the chat*
Cameron Boyce: Aight hold up
*Electronic music in the distance*
😂🤣🐶
Game developers: Please don’t abuse this
Gray: HehE yOu FooliSH mOrTALs
Can I get some pizza?
@@elm-ishh5718 y e s *gives pizza*
@@fennyfoxy3435 can i get sum?
@@ruben3937 I guess I will give some instead *gives* *some*
Gray: I AM YOUR OVERLORD
Candidate for the job: has zero
qualifications
Gray: "Exactly what I'm looking for!"
Dancing coffin starts playing(Astronomia by Vicetone & Tony Igy)
A 0% is overqualified at gray's workplace
Nurse in Gray hospital: You though that i gona be a failure mom! You never belive in me, but i still got a job!
*Next day after 3 pacients died already*
The same nurse: You where right, mom. *cryes while looking at the pumpking horror from the entry*
@@bluebeka2458 **starts drinking to cope**
you can autospies sentient AI innorganic lifeform but ceph don't need that body made out machine nanotechnology or a saying nanomachine
Gray: *going over how he’ll gain money from ruthlessly murdering innocent beings*
Also Gray: There’s also a pharmacy and a gift shop! :D
Gray: Sir, we are gona charge you more for that decorative beating human heart, we have more in the back, but we do it cause we can.
Customer: so how much for the decorative skull
Gray: aah that one belonged to the lady in room 308
Customer: oh she left it here
Gray: oh. no. That is hers.
Customer...
Cashier: it'll be 250
Customer: ...
Cashier: dude are you buying it or not
That tickled me about the pharmacy and gift shop!
"so that i kill my patients and send them to the autopsy room which i own as well allowing me to generate twice as much money"
hospitals : WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN.
Probably Wasabi
Kanna
The interviewer: What do you know of medicine?
Zero-skill applicant: Pills yummy.
Interviewer: Say no more, HIRED."
Sounds like something Tonsils would say.
@@m.vincent6539 Smol Cæt
Must’ve hired Colono Scopy
"yes David Miller head right in, the Doctor will kill you now"
Best line I've ever heard
Gray’s videos should be showed in schools to demonstrate what NOT to do.
It would be fun AND educational!
Yes I watch anime is a great user plus anime is great.
@@theracoondude5599 hey watch interspecies reviewers it is an amazing anime
@Jasper Boutte not me
I cant get into anime.. I just cant find a good one to watch. Anyone have recommendations? (Dont say MHA, i watched it and its boring)
my parents are very concerned due to your video titles popping up on my phone.
Oof
Gray: I am making a hospital
Everyone Else: Cruuuuuuud
No one will be safe
@Jasper Boutte look at Grays name
It's survive in Russia all over again
Jasper Boutte omg ur a troll right
I'm so glad greys not a actual doctor
Gray: Makes joke about a blue haired doctor
Me: A blue haired doctor was the ONLY one to actually read my chart when I was in a car crash a while back :P
Yeah, it turns out having crazy hair colors and tattoos have absolutely nothing to fo with the actual skills of people, who would have thought
@@KyrieFortune omg, crazy right?! Never saw that one coming
normal hospital: average waiting room
Grays hospital: 40 pumpkin plants in the main room
th-cam.com/video/gevzZPki05M/w-d-xo.html
@@wylinlight2296 no
I mean. I'd hire Grey to me my surgeon, he'd just sit there holding a knife and sipping on, like, what's meant to be *my* IV line, or something.
th-cam.com/video/gevzZPki05M/w-d-xo.html
I wonder how those chemotherapy fluids taste like...
XD Too damn funny!
He'd give you an iv of bud lite
"the devs asked me to show off their new expansion" oh, i'm sure they're regretting that decision right about now, lol
"the puumkinnss, the puuummmkinss.."
im dying.
Idea: try to edit the game files and hire someone with a negative percentage.
They’re gonna give their patients poison and say they’re just doing their job
It'd probably result in an integer overflow and make the doctors super experts in their jobs.
Your Average Joe Gahndi in Civilization
"You have absolutely no qualifications to be a chief doctor. You're hired."
Hey, at least Gray gives those with no experience a job opportunity
"Alright, welcome back to the only channel that makes graphics cards and processors melt and suffer.......its Graystillplays"
More domestic graphic card abuses damn it.
@@myatthu7165 so this game can make a city prosperous and have a booming economy......that's not happening today
Grays pc has gone through so much I’m surprised it hasn’t fought flames yet🤣
"Ah we'll be fine there's a little shop! Always love a little shop" - The Docter
Person "my foot hurts "
Doctor " take this medication I'm sure it is safe "
2 seconds later
Person " I don't feel better "
Doctor "let me talk to my supervisor
Gray "give him bleach "
Me an American: Oh I know how this one ends!
andrewnduati Funny
@andrewnduati lmao
Dancing coffin starts playing(Astronomia by Vicetone & Tony Igy)
Try the south, it’s even more fun-
america: yea you dont have health insurance? GET THE **** OUT AND DIE.
gray: come in... your going to die and everything you possess will be mine and i will enjoy it.
Me: huh a graystillplays video, should I watch it?
Gray: I built a hospital where people pay to *die*
Me: did you say *D I E ?*
_just like every single other masterpiece he has created for us mere mortals to enjoy_
@@Asutoro love this
The world shutters at the thought of graystillplays running a hospital
Ultra Gaming shudders*
Gray: Looks like a pizza pie in here. Could be negligence, could be Lupus.
LOL I have Lupus, and im going to refer it as a "pizza pie" now.
th-cam.com/video/gevzZPki05M/w-d-xo.html
How are you still alive tho
@sofia blindIm doing ok. Thank you :)
I think Gray confirmed he is a House fan th-cam.com/video/QmP4DJO6IzE/w-d-xo.html
I’m so glad we have someone like Gray looking out for us medical workers with low college gpa and MCAT scores...
Game: how many plants do you want?
Gray:
*yes*
Ah. So _this_ is “Gray’s Anatomy”
Severely underrated comment
Ah yes the perfectly best video to watch while working at a hospital.
Lmao
Hospital janitor here! Doing the same.
"I like how you can change the certainty of your entire hospital"
In this case I think that means, "ARE we a hospital? I'm not so sure..."
My new favorite line "more double dipping medical malpractice dammit"
"I have a pretty persistent cough Dr. Hill, can you help me?"
"Sure, first we will make a colonoscopy."
0:00
Did You Mean: *American Healthcare*
Dancing coffin starts playing(Astronomia by Vicetone & Tony Igy)
👏👏👏👏💖💯!! #BestComment
Yes ps I'm stronger
8-Bit-kid r/youngpeopleyoutube
the way you play really brings out my morbid sense of humor hehehe **evil grin**
Game dev: *asks gray to show new feature*
Gray: *gives new feature an even greater purpose*
gray: “alright”
me: 🥰
7:08 brought me to tears, this is the kind of stuff that I live for
I swear if there are anti vaxxers watching this going " This iS HoW hospitals ReaLlY work"
Look into hospital providers adjusting coding on death reports so that the hospital gets the highest possible reimbursement. I'm not anti-vax but in private hospitals this part is apparently rampant with people paid to go over reports to make sure codes pay out the most
@@chacecrowell Yeah, but I don't think hospitals kill people on purpose to get more money.
Only grey can get sponsored for doing the opioid filled sanity that I so desperately crave lol
There is nothing more entertaining then watching GrayStillPlays videos
Whenever I get rejected from a job, I know deep down I'll be happy knowing Gray would hire me
I've seen dead bodies wait in their room well into the next day, sometimes upwards of 12-16 hours after death with night nurses so this was quite accurate
Comedy and tragedy are not that far apart I see.
If grey ever starts a business, he will have a hard time not being corrupt
Gray is like The Spiffing Brit, but he doesn't do glitches on purpose.
Here ye, here ye GrayStillPlays is at it again!
Gray: "Delicious autopsies"
Literally Everyone else: "Hold up"
mmm... human flesh, my favorite.
"Hey Martha it's time for dinner!"
"What are we having?"
"Patient 350's left lung!"
me: has depression
gray: people have to pay to die
me: hmmmmmm
Was about to say that but you beat me to it, have an upvote.
What a ripoff! I can die anytime I want. For free!
@@cinnerthecinnamonroll5578 and anywhere!! And not a white room where I can barely open my eyes cause it's so bright...
Do more police simulator, gotta love that Rachel Stiles
Yes we need her back
These videos are always funny, my favorite are sims challenges
Me: *Sees the title of the video*
Also me: You can pay for such a luxury 😱
Yeah i think is called euthanasia, idk how much it is though. 😅
I will say sorry for my dark humour, but since you guys are here as well it only means that we are all some sick bastards. And we keep coming for more.
Hospital: * Is a place to heal people and/or save lives *
Gray:"Allow me to introduce myself."
When the thing says “no views, 16 likes, 20 comments” and you can’t see any of them
Yes, TH-cam, that is correct
Gray broke TH-cam again.
Major Hawker Stop just stop with these comments no one cares
@@jacksonstein809 you are wrong three people did. Wow Jackson didn't get a nap today?
@@majorhawker4776 don't worry.I care and man,how many times does it make now?
@@myatthu7165 First time. Idk what he is talking about
No one:
Parent before you go to sleep: Cannot Have phone because no.
My mom
Ha me too but I never do what they tell me I’ve become so skilled the last tune I was caught was last year. Edit: I’m doing it right now
Avoiding it is a fine art form
@@0zzieJoints #sneakgang
Flaming Car we got ourselves a mad lad here
Either TH-cam is drunk or Gray broke TH-cam too 😂
Gray: I'm gonna make money from killing people.
Hospitals: *nervous breathing*
First notification: drunk employee. Second notification: drunk employee. Third Notification: objective complete
I love how theres a gift shop available like gray would be "here's a token to display your survival in the hospital of despair and utter torture"
This video is my best excuse for why I can stay awake after 11p.m. ( I live in the U.K.)
i literally have no excuses for watching these, i should be asleep for like one and a half hour
"Could be lupus"
In the distance: "It's never lupus"
I’m pretty sure the words DELICIOUS AND AUTOPSY have ever been linked, but Gray has once again managed to defy language and logic barriers.
1:29 Gray: "What is this, a husband and wife combination?"
Me: *notices both last names are Hill*
Me: "Did Gray see that, or......?"
God damnit, Bobby
I got an add for saving turtles before this video, and I thought "Oh man, that's so nice," and then Gray came on and I was like "Hmm, Gray would probably send an army of Florida people to eat the turtles."
Gray: I’m sorry
The game creators: *We made a mistake.*
@7:00
Gray: "It could be anything here."
House: "It's never Lupus."
11:20 That's a fancy ass hospital you have with Liz Taylor working there!
Nurse: Would you like the premium package or standard?
Patient: What's the difference?
Nurse: Standard lets you live longer.
Patient: Ok, ill take standard.
Nurse: Ok, so one slow death for you. I'll be back in 3 weeks.
Unwanted26 China be like
Lol your videos are so funny 😂 every time i see you posted one I come straight to it
GrayStillPlays: uploads
Me: *I AM SPEED*
Me: *I AM SPED*
SPEED IS KEY!!!
@@autisticgamer24 You said it before I could.
@@autisticgamer24 All the way!
@@sweetfreeze5528 yes and I was about three and a half seconds behind the other one which I actually was trying to get there first but then an error happened.
Also, to fuckin victory town, all the way...
" the patient is collapsing. EXCELLENT" - Gray, 2020
Gray: *play project hospital*
Me: uh oh
Every haunted hospital and asylums with blood on the walls, is in fact, just Graystillplays' experiment left behind. Like, tbh, a haunted house would just be fun if Gray was the guide
I actually wanted to sleep and ignored every notification but when I saw 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 notification from Gray I tapped faster than sonic can run just because I wanted to see how he is going to make people suffer this time
I'm proud-! :,-)
5:31 “Head right in, the doctor will kill you now!”
Good ole gray😂
I left the Mr Beast live stream for this
Me too
I love how he immediately apologizes to the developers
7:28
Gray: I still like the fact that you get patient died with a Happy Face *Chuckles*
Me be like: That is NOT a Happy Face!
He said UNhappy face
Gray: Alright, so we're checking out the only game where...
Every character in the game: *chuckles* I'm in danger.
WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING RIGHT NOW? SERIOUSLY IVE GOTTEN 5 NOTIFICATIONS
idk take another
Same
*People with 200 subs*
-Ha ha, yea....
sAmE
I’m subbed to over 300 people, this is normal
''Ah you know, we constantly hear the screams of the damned, but at least I'm getting paid'' -Gray's staff
I never clicked a video so fast in my life
They got hand sanitizer and toilet paper GET EM!
Ah, Corona virus simulator. I suppose it was only a matter of time.
Yes I'm a shitty asshole.
Dude between watching you play this and hospital tycoon, I haven't had so many genuine laughs in a long time! Thanks for creating such awesome content.
Oh? I'm confused this is just a normal american hospital tho 🤔
Gray I look up to you, I well make you proud by taking over the world when i get older
Everyone, Quarantine
Gray, all right so were back with the only game…
"A patient has collapsed."
Gray: "EXCELLENT!"
Ah, Chinese Wuhan hospital. Didn't knew they made a game on it.
*Me clicking on Grays video*
“Time to watch suffering!”
“And listen to it talk”
People” I would like one order of death”
Joseph Joestar ‘would you like a side of mental pain, dept or frys?
dew “you know what I’ll take one of everything”
Joseph Joestar “what would you like to drink? One of our favorites are bud light and child support.”
dew “ can you give me the 500 pack of bud light “
Joseph Joestar going light today? Coming right up!
Gray: *monetizes death in the healthcare system*
America: write that down, write that down!
When your so early this video isn't even on his channel page
I am speed
😶😯😨🤯
I'm pretty sure couple of centuries ago this was unintentionally spot on
No views and 63 comment's, seems legit
Devs: Hey Gray we have a DLC we want you to show off!
Gray: Aint Got Time for That!
Seems like most hospitals in America, especially the South
As someone from the south, yes, this is how our hospitals work
None that I've seen
hol up
No hospital runs like that and stays in business.
Boy you mean yee haw land?
I died when the dead boddies are just sitting in the ICU for hours.
Ok, admit it, who went straight to the comments...
Crusader Productions me
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Me lel
Me :/
people only try to get the most likes its like a war that doesn't give you anything at the end
Honestly been binging these vids all quarantine lol