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  • @allielopez551
    @allielopez551 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3151

    jenna: I'm vegan
    me: I thought you were a virgo

    • @heyitsdeniz
      @heyitsdeniz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      is this the "i'm lesbian" ... "i thought you were american?" vine reference? lol

    • @BlindZubat
      @BlindZubat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      allie lopez God damn it, that got me.

    • @maddyboi9245
      @maddyboi9245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why isn’t this the top comment

    • @heath7086
      @heath7086 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'm lesbian
      I thought you were american

    • @ashtynstormes1734
      @ashtynstormes1734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You may only have 1 adjective that starts with V. New rule.

  • @laurenroberts8605
    @laurenroberts8605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3534

    Marbles:*BORK*
    Jenna:excuse you
    Marbles:*softer bork*

  • @wandering6252
    @wandering6252 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    UPS: this isn't the right address but this looks like a good place to leave it

    • @rosiebrockway9333
      @rosiebrockway9333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HollyJo Rintamaki ahahhahahah

    • @leahw1189
      @leahw1189 ปีที่แล้ว

      FedEx: Nnnnnot even close

  • @Anna-gs5ol
    @Anna-gs5ol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +997

    Mounds. We take the almond and the joy out of almond joys

    • @GreatRunas
      @GreatRunas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      A mound of depressed coconut and chocolate

    • @SessVlogs
      @SessVlogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is so underrated 😂😂

    • @emmaearthling444
      @emmaearthling444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂 I like mounds

    • @lindseynobody4865
      @lindseynobody4865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mounds are dark chocolate.

    • @hannahelizabeth6018
      @hannahelizabeth6018 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GreatRunas 9⁹9oooo

  • @thisisilonaxo
    @thisisilonaxo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1781

    I really thought Julien saying "where's my phone" was going to segway into a tracker sponsor

    • @mykeltomlinson2564
      @mykeltomlinson2564 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Ilona Portnoy everything he says I think he’s going to segway😂

    • @abigailmarkowitz1308
      @abigailmarkowitz1308 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      100% Same

    • @NovaLaMason
      @NovaLaMason 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Right, though. We're getting too good at this shit.

    • @marisrobey7435
      @marisrobey7435 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ilona Portnoy meeee tooooooi

    • @angelab5375
      @angelab5375 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg me too

  • @jamessoul7906
    @jamessoul7906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    there’s no way i’m the only one who binges old podcasts 24/7 as background noise in 2021. i miss jenna and julien so much ☹️

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same hi from the future

    • @arieltallen5732
      @arieltallen5732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      2022 here

    • @samhill7070
      @samhill7070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      me here in 2022 listening while i’m doing laundry 😮‍💨

    • @lilyamber2202
      @lilyamber2202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i’m doing this but in july 2022 lol

    • @nadiamarinho5975
      @nadiamarinho5975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Still here, it's my white noise it makes me feel safe and its my go to when I have bad flares of anxiety

  • @autumnmay5211
    @autumnmay5211 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2326

    You guys should do the "bad movie descriptions" and have each other guess what movies you're talking about.

    • @mewtuber765
      @mewtuber765 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Autumn May they have before

    • @autumnmay5211
      @autumnmay5211 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Triple Steak Gaming where?

    • @emeraldangel2000
      @emeraldangel2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      podcast number 78, bad movie descriptions

    • @leemz9110
      @leemz9110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just liked to make it 666. Yas, Satan! Slay, oh mighty Defiler!!!

  • @peachilised
    @peachilised 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1443

    I was listening to this as I was falling asleep and woke up to the voice changer effect in full force and thought 50/50 I was having a stroke / alien invasion.

    • @katyag2780
      @katyag2780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      literally me right now

    • @melodybales2038
      @melodybales2038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      FUKKED UUUUUP. Im crying 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @olives.4139
      @olives.4139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jenni Little I was embroidering and just listening and though something seriously wrong was happening to me 😂 I was genuinely concerned for a minute

    • @missbeaussie
      @missbeaussie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probed for sure

    • @beauhazelip
      @beauhazelip 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Literally me last night waking up to demon marble

  • @kaymay90
    @kaymay90 7 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    "Mounds: We ran outta almonds!" is the best honest slogan she came up with.

  • @zacharyspencer8926
    @zacharyspencer8926 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1713

    Slogan for Jack films:"My dogs are bland and so is my content"

    • @Ava-bi2bw
      @Ava-bi2bw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      OOOH

    • @delaneysays
      @delaneysays 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Zachary Spencer my dogs are white and so is my content

    • @viki4971
      @viki4971 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      or: my content is based on other people tweeting me their jokes 🤷🏼‍♀️ #yiay

    • @kendrajames3813
      @kendrajames3813 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      SHOTS FIRED!!!

    • @omasavior1377
      @omasavior1377 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I make people come up with my content #yiaytruth

  • @alyssaspivey1848
    @alyssaspivey1848 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1594

    Does anyone remember that Zoey 101 episode where she was trying to hide her big secret and it was just that she was the kid butt on the sunscreen...

    • @valkyrie4247
      @valkyrie4247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Alyssa Spivey YES ive been trying to figure out who that was

    • @macspen1353
      @macspen1353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Alyssa Spivey yes that was so stupid but funny!!!

    • @mymammothkid
      @mymammothkid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      YYYYEEESSS that was a great episode

    • @shaynawiggins9754
      @shaynawiggins9754 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alyssa Spivey I was thinking the same thing

    • @nightmime9021
      @nightmime9021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was waiting for someone to comment this.

  • @eftokolasi
    @eftokolasi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1143

    Julien needs a pet named Han. Han Solomita.

    • @eftokolasi
      @eftokolasi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Or a kid. I'm not picky.

    • @corrinemills
      @corrinemills 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yesssss

    • @xavierv2052
      @xavierv2052 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They had ad
      But he died

    • @madongseoksbiceps
      @madongseoksbiceps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      han jisung ???

    • @honey4151
      @honey4151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@madongseoksbiceps han solo..

  • @alunashepard9031
    @alunashepard9031 7 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    The Rita Ora shade is SO accurate. I always see her in magazines and on the red carpet, but I've never heard of anyone that's like "oh yeah, I love her music" or seen her perform like.... She's so randomly famous but everyone is kinda okay with it cause she's gorgeous.

  • @imwalkinghereha6820
    @imwalkinghereha6820 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1097

    I want to see a podcast where you read slogans and Julien has to guess what company it's for lol

    • @rubyh3834
      @rubyh3834 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'mWalkingHere Ha YES omg

    • @lauren-ym3lb
      @lauren-ym3lb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'mWalkingHere Ha I'm here for that podcast

    • @foreveralo17
      @foreveralo17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'mWalkingHere Ha that's what I thought when he guessed Jenna's Amazon slogan

    • @Dark-wu1ml
      @Dark-wu1ml 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'mWalkingHere Ha bruh yaaas

    • @alondrahernandez381
      @alondrahernandez381 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      👀

  • @peacelovetennis10
    @peacelovetennis10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    La Croix: drinking sparkling water while somebody yells the flavor at you from the other room

    • @lonelyheartsclub27
      @lonelyheartsclub27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This has no comments holy fuck why not😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @maddyg1998
      @maddyg1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seeing this a year later and literally can’t believe this doesn’t have more likes and comments

    • @milkycow9498
      @milkycow9498 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is absolutely hilarious I want to cry

  • @laurag2325
    @laurag2325 7 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    TH-cam: how many ads can we fit in 10 mins

    • @bloodofcuties
      @bloodofcuties 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Laura Gadzinski this is so brilliant i'm dead

    • @TheYuriBabe
      @TheYuriBabe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Laura Gadzinski that's what it's become!

    • @Lemu_with_a_shirt
      @Lemu_with_a_shirt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "None, because you didn't violate any rules"

  • @mallorynicole7355
    @mallorynicole7355 7 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    Did anyone else notice that the green screen picked up on the reflection of the table? Dope as fuck.

    • @Elly-xm1ii
      @Elly-xm1ii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      and the glass

    • @paulimabean9922
      @paulimabean9922 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mallory Nicole i think it's just see through

    • @BrokenxRosesx
      @BrokenxRosesx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The table? It's definitely black :)

    • @ninar2111
      @ninar2111 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      PixieDraconis wow

    • @cordsandwires3038
      @cordsandwires3038 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the same color as the trees lol but i did see it

  • @gabrielle9893
    @gabrielle9893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Sitting:
    *stepping on it with your body*

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had to pause the podcast because I was cackling too hard

  • @HotaruTomoe0106
    @HotaruTomoe0106 6 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    FedEx doesn't even ding-dong anymore... They just ditch.

    • @Youronlydeville
      @Youronlydeville 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Tamera FedEx - YEET.

    • @TheCapnPorridge
      @TheCapnPorridge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or leave no note then say they did.

    • @lizsun261
      @lizsun261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Youronlydeville WHY IS THIS STILL SO FUNNY

    • @Secretzstolen
      @Secretzstolen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *YAS! SPOT ON!*

  • @68_al.468
    @68_al.468 7 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    I want marbles barking thru the soundboard as my ringtone

  • @KatchyKadabra
    @KatchyKadabra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    World Market: We will kick you out of the alcohol section if you're obviously underage (our only proof is that you're staring at the cat shaped wine bottle too hard)
    Apple: All your information is on the cloud, buy a samsung and your identity will be stolen.
    Google Docs: We're free and do the same things as Word plus group projects are 100x easier.
    Microsoft Office: We're expensive as fuck, but our slideshows are BOMB.
    AMC: We are only known for "The Walking Dead"
    RPDR: Who actually won? I don't know because literally everyone else is famous.
    Netflix: We have everything except for what you really want to watch.
    Hairstylists: Our job is to cut hair, therefore we are going to ruin your hair by teasing and straightening so you have to come back and pay 50$ to get your ends trimmed.
    McDonalds: We brought the poor folk menu back to get business but surprise, nothing you really want is on there so you buy from the original menu because you're already in line.
    Sprite: We are carbonated water with cough syrup mixed in. We are legal lean.
    TH-cam: GET TH-cam RED. GET TH-cam TV. YOURE DEMONETIZED, YOURE DEMONETIZED, EVERYONE IS DEMONITIZED.

    • @annsbsbna615
      @annsbsbna615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The TH-cam one killed me

    • @nothoughtsatall
      @nothoughtsatall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All of these are PURE gold

    • @KatchyKadabra
      @KatchyKadabra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nothoughtsatall I didn’t remember this comment until you commented haha

  • @cherubimcheeks6284
    @cherubimcheeks6284 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1114

    My father's name is Robin and my name is Robyn and I just came here to have a good time but I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

    • @MrsStinnnsfire
      @MrsStinnnsfire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Cherubim Cheeks made my day lol

    • @maeble777
      @maeble777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      o my goddd 😂😂

    • @EvannHoward1384
      @EvannHoward1384 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Cherubim Cheeks my mom's name is Robbyn and my mother in law's name is Robin. Seriously.

    • @Zenonnina
      @Zenonnina 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My dads first name and initial is Robert D, so I was named Robin D.
      Wouldn’t be such a shame, if only he was a good father. Lol

    • @henryquinonez6942
      @henryquinonez6942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @jacobdunne9783
    @jacobdunne9783 7 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Wait have they played Cards Against Humanity on the podcast yet? If not please please do!!

    • @gubi8965
      @gubi8965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Emma Bunch-Benson they said in one of their podcasts that, they’ve played it too many times. So it’s not as fun anymore

  • @anniepetrassi7650
    @anniepetrassi7650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Rainforest cafe: mediocre food with mediocre entertainment for a mediocre night with your mediocre family

  • @theginjaninja5280
    @theginjaninja5280 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Maybeline dream matte mousse - we took 4 pumps of your foundation and pumped air into it... now you can pay the same price for 1/6th of the product.

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And it will look like you caked orange whipped cream on

  • @thevirginwitch
    @thevirginwitch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2333

    SWITCH BACK TO YOUR NORMAL SEATS YOURE GIVING ME AN ANEURYSM

    • @mikkah4410
      @mikkah4410 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Jasmine Smoot I DON'T KNOW WHAT AN ANEURYSM IS BUT SAME

    • @penguinbun
      @penguinbun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      mikkah ITS BASICALLY DEATH

    • @mikkah4410
      @mikkah4410 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      kayla THAT'S INTENSE WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?

    • @chrissiec3016
      @chrissiec3016 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      mikkah brain bleed I think? Edit: SORRY CAPS WAS OFF

    • @karelysartorious6621
      @karelysartorious6621 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      its mind fucking me

  • @legendaryboss54
    @legendaryboss54 7 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Juliens not like most kids, he's a grown ass man

  • @monavanderwaal7108
    @monavanderwaal7108 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1543

    Me: wow what a beautiful background
    Me 30 mins later: WAIT IS THAT SKYRIM

    • @bunniiez
      @bunniiez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ikr I just figured it out 😂

    • @lucole4778
      @lucole4778 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i love it

    • @dirtyhatemachine
      @dirtyhatemachine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      holy shit lmao 😂

    • @isaackeller9418
      @isaackeller9418 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mona Vanderwaal Is it? Now I'm curious. I can't tell.

    • @emberk.9704
      @emberk.9704 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      it totally is. The path gives it away to me.

  • @eternalvariant
    @eternalvariant 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1771

    Please for the next podcast have Jenna only speak Spanish, (as she took 8 years of it) and Julien would try to understand what she's saying.

    • @sarahrrs4355
      @sarahrrs4355 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yaaaa!!!

    • @maddiemainer
      @maddiemainer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Alan Ibanez I took 9 years of Spanish and I barely understand shit lmao

    • @silvie0034
      @silvie0034 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alan Ibanez lol that would be very funny

    • @isaackeller9418
      @isaackeller9418 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

    • @skylerw1853
      @skylerw1853 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please!

  • @alexrseeberger
    @alexrseeberger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    My cousin has an Uncle named Paul (not related to me) and he named his son Paul Jr. and his daughter Paula. It makes me wanna vom.

    • @maisie5091
      @maisie5091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      delete him

    • @shawnalaim8577
      @shawnalaim8577 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blerghh me too haha 😂

    • @karladelgado3183
      @karladelgado3183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My uncle has two sons named after him with two different women

    • @grumbles0113
      @grumbles0113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My dad had discovered he had 3 other half male siblings with the same name as him and his father. He really wanted to pass down his legacy.

    • @shawnalaim8577
      @shawnalaim8577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bricheese Art oh noo hahaha 😂

  • @harrychamberlain5577
    @harrychamberlain5577 7 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    IM A VIRGO! YOU CAN'T JUST GO SWAPPING SEATS LIKE THAT!

    • @marcoedwardluna7551
      @marcoedwardluna7551 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harry Chamberlain omg I just realized and it bothers me

  • @dianab3005
    @dianab3005 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    *Wal-Mart* You can probably shit on our floor and get away with it.

    • @kittybear9693
      @kittybear9693 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Diana B 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @victoriajension8302
    @victoriajension8302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    THE CHARMIN BEARS ARE RED FOR THE STRONG COMMERCIALS BLUE FOR THE SOFT COMMERCIALS AND B R O W N ON THE PACKAGES AND IM SO CONFUSED ITS LIKE THE WORST MANDELA EFFECT

  • @lil-link
    @lil-link 7 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Should I start an TH-cam channel where i only pronounced the IKEA furnitures?

    • @marsrivera5558
      @marsrivera5558 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      pillFight yes

    • @gracielulay7608
      @gracielulay7608 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      10/10 I'd subscribe so fast

    • @ashtynstormes1734
      @ashtynstormes1734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      H E L L Y E A H

    • @averyfae
      @averyfae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh you dont have any videos still. Come on.

    • @lil-link
      @lil-link 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ohh shit I didn’t know so many people wanted this! Cool I might do this 👏👏

  • @Kiterpuss
    @Kiterpuss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Why does jenna rubbing her wine glass sound like Kermit crying in content aware scale?

  • @ZainabZahidAli
    @ZainabZahidAli 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    WE NEED ANOTHER ONE OF THESE. Rewatching it.
    Also I've listened to all your podcasts and turn them on every night to re-listen and fall asleep listening to them. THIS IS THAT TIME. See you TOMORROW.

  • @Momzowski
    @Momzowski 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Marbles growling sounded like someone trying to zip an overloaded suitcase. 😂

  • @JMac-27
    @JMac-27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I worked at Claire's when I was 17. On my first day she handed me a sponge, the piercing gun, and a marker and said here you can practice on this. Then she says I can deny anyone I dont feel comfortable piercing and I refused to pierce baby ears. Do not go to those places, go to a tattoo or piercing shop. It will be clean and heal faster, those guns are toxic I promise you and literally a 17 year old on their first day will be shooting metal on your skin, thank God I'm OCD and cared about even holes.

    • @HarryStikers
      @HarryStikers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I got some of my piercings at Claire's and I was fine

    • @bluebrrypie
      @bluebrrypie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HarryStikers you are probably the only one. just because you did doesn’t mean everyone else is wrong. i got mine done as a kid there and it went infected very quick.

    • @ElpSmith
      @ElpSmith ปีที่แล้ว

      I respect you refusing to pierce baby ears.
      You’re right though. I was sos diligent about cleaning my ears and it still got infected

  • @patrickhodson8715
    @patrickhodson8715 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Julien’s 🔥 _Fire_ 🔥 segues are how I keep warm in the winter ❄️

  • @cranismcbasketbale1116
    @cranismcbasketbale1116 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2213

    jenna: claims to be vegan, doesn't wear a shirt that says vegan.

    • @hannahc2265
      @hannahc2265 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Maddie Gebhart ROASTED

    • @BretValdez
      @BretValdez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Maddie Gebhart fuckinnnnnn GOTCHUUUUUUUU

    • @rachelh682
      @rachelh682 7 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Maddie Gebhart but SHES A VIRGO'

    • @MaynardsSpaceship
      @MaynardsSpaceship 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True tho

    • @alainahale2114
      @alainahale2114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it could be a fake

  • @Kazutoification
    @Kazutoification 7 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    >claims to be vegan
    >sits on the wrong side
    >be boldaire

    • @macspen1353
      @macspen1353 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kazutoification i

  • @hahagay4084
    @hahagay4084 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    -Flamin hot cheetos-
    *BLAZIN HOT CH33T0S*

  • @picklebiker4680
    @picklebiker4680 7 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    You should do a Don't Get Me Started 2!

  • @BrooklynStevenson
    @BrooklynStevenson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Lmao Rita Ora literally has made ONE album in 2012

  • @JackieBorelli
    @JackieBorelli 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    now everytime I see a Subway, I'm gonna hear Julien's sassy ass going, "eat fresh... or eat here."

  • @stormyk1408
    @stormyk1408 7 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I think a better slogan for Ikea is
    "People only come here for the food court, IDK if we should still sell furniture bro"

  • @sianandlily303
    @sianandlily303 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Jenna always has a cosy blanket near her I love it 😂

  • @NightAngelus
    @NightAngelus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    FedEx: *sees mud puddle next to porch* oooh perfect spot for the package.

  • @MatttMitchell
    @MatttMitchell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    As a Pisces, I'm not entirely sure what I feel.

  • @amandapanda316
    @amandapanda316 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The glass on the Mic sounds like spongebobs squeaky boots 😂

  • @jessicakasten9531
    @jessicakasten9531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the way you talk to Marble! It’s adorable, the voice! “Hey Marble” 😍😍💗

  • @japansace
    @japansace 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Please never get rid of that soundboard. It slays me every time.

  • @thanksforyourtime9590
    @thanksforyourtime9590 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    On my life I was eating a Mounds bar when Jenna started talking about them. I feel very attacked.

  • @virgirocks
    @virgirocks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    My older brother is named after my father, I'm named after my mother and my little bro is named after his dad. Least imaginative parents in the world.

    • @inesvandevelde1801
      @inesvandevelde1801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait... your 2 brothers are both named after your dad?

    • @virgirocks
      @virgirocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@inesvandevelde1801 Hahaha noo! Can you imagine the confusion? The little one is from another dad :)

    • @inesvandevelde1801
      @inesvandevelde1801 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@virgirocks okay got it lmao 😂😂😂

  • @evansmadisen82
    @evansmadisen82 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i had some terrible anxiety today and just listening to yall talk about the most random shit can make me feel better so quickly. thank you for making these podcasts ❤️❤️

  • @kelliemarie2901
    @kelliemarie2901 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    For any other British peeps wondering what the hell a "Mounds" (as corrected by Samantha) is, we call it Bounty. We don't have an equivalent for Almond Joy, but it's basically a Bounty with almonds in 😂

    • @accordingtoalina
      @accordingtoalina 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kellie Layton Ooooooooooooh! All makes sense now

    • @samimeister
      @samimeister 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kellie Layton Hello I just wanted to tell you it is spelled "mounds" not "mounts" :)

    • @kelliemarie2901
      @kelliemarie2901 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahh! Thank you, Samantha 😉

    • @TheCrazyMango82
      @TheCrazyMango82 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same for Canada!

    • @Amerah_Saeed
      @Amerah_Saeed 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same for middle east

  • @braydenford3609
    @braydenford3609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i listen to these all day. Im pretty sure i've heard every single episode four times

  • @andrewanaya277
    @andrewanaya277 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Is it bad that more than half way through the podcast I realised that the background is the road that goes from Helgan to Riverwood in Skyrim???

    • @alunashepard9031
      @alunashepard9031 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Andrew Anaya I knew it was Skyrim, but DAMN, thats a good eye to know exactly where.
      I do know the road to Riften/Windhelm like the back of my hand, though, so....#nerdsunite

    • @sammybaber6239
      @sammybaber6239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same I saw the thumbnail and i was like "iS tHaT sKyRiM??"

    • @lonelyheartsclub27
      @lonelyheartsclub27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just though it was a nice forest background I’m don’t play video games lmao can u tell

  • @carliemichelle19
    @carliemichelle19 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    You guys should do some sort of contest/competition for viewers to submit their own artwork or photos and have the chance to win their work being the background for one off the podcasts

  • @Karolina-qe4bo
    @Karolina-qe4bo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    2022 missing Jenna like as if I lost my best friend :(((🖤🖤🖤

  • @lilyyyymaeeee
    @lilyyyymaeeee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Lmaooo I saw the Charmin commercial where they say "big daddy" yesterday and didn't notice lmao.... and sometimes the bears are blue it doesn't make sense idk but love you guys hahahah

  • @stephanieemelissaa
    @stephanieemelissaa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    on first read of the title i thought you were just doing a whole podcast about slogans for jessica alba's "the honest company"

    • @bunniiez
      @bunniiez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      stephanieemelissaa good lord 😂😂

    • @chubbybianka3232
      @chubbybianka3232 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      stephanieemelissaa same ! I considered not listening to it but I'm glad I did lol

    • @carinarrocks
      @carinarrocks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      B ianka ME TOO

    • @mackenziematheny4950
      @mackenziematheny4950 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      me too I was kinda intrigued but this is better

  • @zenianguyen5887
    @zenianguyen5887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I couldn't hear Julen's burp over mine and I bout fell out my chair when Jenna said "good burp."

  • @ellawanless641
    @ellawanless641 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Sitting~ "it's like stepping on it- with your body"

  • @19briannanicole95
    @19briannanicole95 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I was doing jump squats at the gym while listening to this and I had to stop and drop to the floor because I was laughing so hard at the charmin big daddy part

  • @tracymichelle2624
    @tracymichelle2624 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Subway - Eat Fresh........ish

    • @kaseykasket
      @kaseykasket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Subway - The balogna of restaurants

  • @BrittnyeBrittnye22
    @BrittnyeBrittnye22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I have an important question: Do they hear the dink as it happens, or is it added later?

    • @taylorah6409
      @taylorah6409 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Brittnye it's added in editing.

    • @EvannHoward1384
      @EvannHoward1384 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Awesome question. I've been wondering the same thing.

    • @heehoopeanut6160
      @heehoopeanut6160 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s added later

    • @taliafore1578
      @taliafore1578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah it's added later. They talk a little bit about it in the beginning of the Shane Dawson podcast

  • @iron343
    @iron343 7 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Jenna, Julien, I love you guys so much but you guys switching seats is giving me anxiety

    • @Haruta18
      @Haruta18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Irana it you 💕💕💕

    • @iron343
      @iron343 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Commander Derpchan owww hi friend! 💛

    • @Qrengee
      @Qrengee 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same lol

    • @kekekono9004
      @kekekono9004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now that I’ve noticed it I can’t stop noticing it.

    • @mycatisthecutestcatonearth199
      @mycatisthecutestcatonearth199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seriously????
      How???

  • @emilybutterworth4969
    @emilybutterworth4969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    When marbles started barking I thought it was my belly rumbling

  • @kimelias7265
    @kimelias7265 7 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Almost didn't click on the link because they're sitting in opposite seats...
    IM A VIRGO OKAY

  • @vampire09zy
    @vampire09zy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I honestly thought when he started talking about Kylie lip kits he was going to turn it into a segue and I was waiting for it but it never came I just got segue blue balled

    • @bunniiez
      @bunniiez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Diana Bernechea 😂

  • @cassidybrewer
    @cassidybrewer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “I wrote one for World Market, too!”
    “Yours is probably better.”
    😍

  • @rainedrope
    @rainedrope 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I think they could make a "terrible commercials" podcast

  • @deangagatr3886
    @deangagatr3886 7 ปีที่แล้ว +996

    Conspiracy Podcast with Shane on October

    • @EverydayKiki
      @EverydayKiki 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dean gagatr yess pls like legit ones !! I think it was 1&2 that were legit then they got kinda lame

    • @jaska4724
      @jaska4724 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      dean gagatr this wouldbe amazing

    • @DJ-os7ue
      @DJ-os7ue 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OK FOR REAL THIS

    • @brit331
      @brit331 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      dean gagatr PLEASE THIS PLEASE

    • @adriennevixen
      @adriennevixen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YAAASSSS

  • @madisonfidnick2187
    @madisonfidnick2187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    DID ANYBODY ELSE NOTICE THAT JENNA IS WEARING JEENS!!!!!!!!!!

  • @chattumlou19360
    @chattumlou19360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "I BET YOU WISH YOU WERE SUNBURNT AND YOU HAD A MEAN FRIEND 'CAUSE THIS AIN'T GONNA BE A FIVE STAR" - JULIEN SOLOMITA 2K17

  • @erinl2788
    @erinl2788 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    These podcasts make my Mondays so much better ❤

  • @Mandy-ns9vu
    @Mandy-ns9vu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    My first ear piercings from Claire’s are extremely crooked but I buy a 12 pack of coconut La Croix about every 3 days so I probably deserve it

  • @shareyagaia7610
    @shareyagaia7610 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    love how julien looks at the camera when he makes an office reference because i feel like theyre my own personal easter eggs

  • @joshbishop7134
    @joshbishop7134 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    37:29 idk if its good or bad but you guys have the same laugh and its everything to me 😂

  • @montrealderogatory
    @montrealderogatory 7 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Amazon...
    !&#*k

  • @OneHart907
    @OneHart907 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    More like Rainforest Cafe: We're just here for the gift shop

  • @emilee2856
    @emilee2856 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Watching this while watching the eclipse. HELL YEAH BBY ☀️

    • @ray9203
      @ray9203 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emilee Stucker same! yasS!

    • @sarahrrs4355
      @sarahrrs4355 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I watched it like 20 minutes ago, it was so dissapointing tbh😂😪

    • @emilee2856
      @emilee2856 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      sarah rrs oh I'm in southern Illinois so I got a pretty sweet view of it

    • @petezahut2432
      @petezahut2432 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emilee Stucker You saw it? I live in the Chicago suburbs and it was so overcast it was a bummer.

    • @jonharkins1719
      @jonharkins1719 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I saw it from my backyard in florida.

  • @midwestmasocist
    @midwestmasocist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These never fail to cheer me up

  • @IMSTEPHENMILLER
    @IMSTEPHENMILLER 7 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    I love Jenna on the left, it finally fucking matches the Podcast name. haha

    • @miss.dubbie
      @miss.dubbie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Stephen Miller Amen!!!! Everyone else is bitching and I'm like fin-a-fucki-ly!!

    • @IMSTEPHENMILLER
      @IMSTEPHENMILLER 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao right? haha

    • @torilee6677
      @torilee6677 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right? This feels correct.

    • @Rnordinify
      @Rnordinify 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tori Green I read this comment in Willam Belli's voice (It feels correct to win). I LOVE that Jenna is on the left side and matches the placement of the sign. My OCD brain is at ease.

    • @thetruephobia
      @thetruephobia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Are you a virgo? xD

  • @mragbangles
    @mragbangles 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    You should have shane and ryland on your podcast

  • @samfinnorchard9838
    @samfinnorchard9838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    14:04 marble's bark *is* what entering the gates of hell sounds like

  • @megan9456
    @megan9456 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Wet seal : a store you love .. ope we're outta business

    • @lonelyheartsclub27
      @lonelyheartsclub27 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vegan Mom they still have an online store actually

  • @couldntyounot
    @couldntyounot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I'm too stoned for this right now, I'll try again later.

    • @IamMissPronounced
      @IamMissPronounced 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Organic Love God you're just out here to hate on everyone. Go home

    • @lmv.4946
      @lmv.4946 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Literally me rn eating hot cheetos lol

    • @emmgee7812
      @emmgee7812 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Organic Love Dear Troll, this community is to be filled with positivity. Please leave.

    • @MaynardsSpaceship
      @MaynardsSpaceship 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Organic Love I will give you $5 to stfu and leave.

    • @couldntyounot
      @couldntyounot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm weak, thank you guys. ❤️😭😂 This is amazing. What a community to be apart of.

  • @biancavinson2981
    @biancavinson2981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The make mounds for people like me, the severely allergic to almonds and severely enthralled with coconuts

  • @AndyFamilylife
    @AndyFamilylife 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Invisalign braces - for people with neurological conditions who need MRI'S multiple times a year. Speaking from experience. Lol. Love ya guys

  • @BrookeKittell
    @BrookeKittell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Can we have significant otter merch?

    • @bunniiez
      @bunniiez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brooke Kittell yasssss

  • @hayleyvioletmcsweeney9898
    @hayleyvioletmcsweeney9898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Marbles’ snoring is adorable ❤️

  • @cew89
    @cew89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Have you tried ocho candy bars? They have one that's chocolate covered coconut (aka mounds) but they are certified vegan and certified GF. I highly recommend them!

    • @thefernbytheriver
      @thefernbytheriver 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Casey Waltman love those!!

    • @voodoochild7533
      @voodoochild7533 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Casey Waltman Yesss! I hated Mounds but I LOVE the ocho ones.

    • @IamMissPronounced
      @IamMissPronounced 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Casey Waltman I love milk chocolate

    • @MaynardsSpaceship
      @MaynardsSpaceship 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes Lord, I ate the whole bag with zero regrets.

  • @fatsajak
    @fatsajak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    "eggs executives"?
    you mean eggsecutives? 😎

    • @theJIVETURKY
      @theJIVETURKY 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      jeshface get the fuck out of my house

    • @mymammothkid
      @mymammothkid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how long did it take you to come up with this

    • @leximarie1730
      @leximarie1730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fishbowl space prolly not long lol

  • @a-e-s
    @a-e-s 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    47:00 this is sooo funny because this is in fact still a problem at chipotle to this day six years later lmao

  • @bluer.blues.
    @bluer.blues. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “Do you want me to go or you?”
    “No, I want to finish talking about spanking items into the cart”

  • @milorodriguez3739
    @milorodriguez3739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love how Julien found "Amazon, !&#*k" so funny

  • @frickerfrancis8808
    @frickerfrancis8808 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know how old this podcast is but listening to these two be so genuinely happy and joyful (no matter from when) while I sleep or at least try to chases my nightmares and anxieties away and I'm eternally grateful. Thank you

  • @iamthewerewolf4916
    @iamthewerewolf4916 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    OKAY THE FACT THAT YOU GUYS SWITCHED SPOTS IS REALLY FREAKING ME OUT also dink dink