Tactical Velcro Opening Secret-Special Forces

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  • Special Forces (US Rangers) method of opening velcro without anyone hearing the velcro.

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  • @normanlucasjr
    @normanlucasjr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8088

    That bluetooth earpiece makes him a credible source.

    • @Dom_RL
      @Dom_RL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Rafi Raihan I know im 3 years late but you deserve an award for this comment if you're reading this

    • @PalaceDude
      @PalaceDude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Dom_RL It's sad finding old comments by profiles that aren't active anymore. (Not like this is a case, but I'm jus'sayin')

    • @Dom_RL
      @Dom_RL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@PalaceDude They forever hold their place in the youtube comment section.

    • @sik59rt
      @sik59rt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      His phone is also on his hip

    • @StaticCollapse
      @StaticCollapse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its an old school air pod

  • @Skitungen2
    @Skitungen2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6220

    I love how fucking serious he looks after he's done.
    That's a poker face if I ever saw one.

    • @ayuminor
      @ayuminor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      +Hannes Johansson Probably broke into laughter moments after the cut.

    • @orakuotaku
      @orakuotaku 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hannes Johansson
      he's probably good at poker

    • @statera5854
      @statera5854 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its a good tip. People yell, velcro screeeeee. People yelling causes momentary confusion

    • @thisiconisactuallygoofysfa9960
      @thisiconisactuallygoofysfa9960 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ve ever seen*

  • @Tfaonc
    @Tfaonc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1812

    9.5 years later, still the best stealth tip on TH-cam.

    • @chriskarma_
      @chriskarma_ ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Still stands 12 years on

    • @MaxOrDieYT
      @MaxOrDieYT ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@chriskarma_ and another month later too

    • @dark-khxght2518
      @dark-khxght2518 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MaxOrDieYT and another month

    • @xagremnightyndale673
      @xagremnightyndale673 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And again, now

    • @Tfaonc
      @Tfaonc ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xagremnightyndale673 thanks for the reminder.

  • @jassonkhoo1223
    @jassonkhoo1223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    12 years later and the dude’s lesson kept me alive in irl combat situations

    • @matticusminot8086
      @matticusminot8086 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah yelling keeps you from the enemy, Retard R US.

    • @mingus445_gaming
      @mingus445_gaming 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      wait how

    • @supajero
      @supajero 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@mingus445_gaming Everyone is hectically yelling spots and reloads. Grenades are attached to velcro. Enemies are trained to hear for the sound of velcro to know for grenades. Activate this technique as you detach grenade to prevent enemy knowledge of incoming grenade until you yell out "FRAG OUT"

    • @mingus445_gaming
      @mingus445_gaming 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@supajero practically everything, including regular mag pouches were/are velcro as well, especially in the UCP era + unsuppressed gunfire is gonna fuck your ears up and you will NOT be able to hear velcro rip at all

    • @supajero
      @supajero 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @mingus445_gaming Then its a good thing thing they all know this secret technique

  • @Babby6010
    @Babby6010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    I come back to this every few years. What a gem

    • @Mr_lee_wong
      @Mr_lee_wong ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Glad I'm not the only one

    • @Aarci2001
      @Aarci2001 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yup, me too

  • @Forgan_Mreeman
    @Forgan_Mreeman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5367

    I have a velcro wallet. This saved me at the bar. Thanks.

    • @rafa4614
      @rafa4614 8 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      +Haukenslush I sound the same when zipping my pants up in public toilet. Worked for me, people walking out stunned.

    • @savagegaming-lg1gh
      @savagegaming-lg1gh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      FrogLungs XD

    • @stygian3824
      @stygian3824 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      *T A C T I C A L*
      *S I T U A T I O N*

    • @fajril8391
      @fajril8391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Your profile pic is funny tho

    • @Gasp7000
      @Gasp7000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FrogLungs: Good to know. Now we know what hole to drag you out of.

  • @abonynge
    @abonynge 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2461

    That dead ass stare at the end.

    • @davidprenaj9111
      @davidprenaj9111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahahahaha

    • @Audiwithaturbski
      @Audiwithaturbski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Madra I die every time

    • @drgshooter1735
      @drgshooter1735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1 more for 1k

    • @Anon-ww5fj
      @Anon-ww5fj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i even laugh at this when i think about it

    • @duneideannaer5990
      @duneideannaer5990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah we in the uk would call that “being a nonce”. Might not get a win in battle, but it’ll definitely assure you’ll chalk up some points on the sex offenders register.....

  • @TopGun9982
    @TopGun9982 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6812

    1000 people actually came for a serious tutorial.

    • @AQDuck
      @AQDuck 8 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      Wait, you're telling me this isn't helpful?

    • @TopGun9982
      @TopGun9982 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      +Pvt. Duckling Well, people were expecting no noise at all, so disliked it, but I have seen the video before.

    • @batesmotel282
      @batesmotel282 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nathan Waite I really did tho

    • @eggmorp5326
      @eggmorp5326 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nathan Waite actually 4m people did which is us

    • @josephjackson1956
      @josephjackson1956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      More like 4 million

  • @arlo4639
    @arlo4639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    The fact that he stared at the camera afterwards like he’d just pulled the greatest trick ever has me dying

  • @Olderaccount17
    @Olderaccount17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Extremely underrated video. Still one of the best on TH-cam.

    • @phil58
      @phil58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Came to watch this bc I randomly thought about it and it’s been three years lol

    • @giorgioagheorghiesii7014
      @giorgioagheorghiesii7014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@phil58 Me too

    • @slimmw.9811
      @slimmw.9811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I haven’t seen this one in a few years and I heard Velcro the other day and asked my mother if she knew the trick. I still laugh as hard as the first time I seen it 🤣

    • @matticusminot8086
      @matticusminot8086 ปีที่แล้ว

      How is this the best YT video, you live under a rock? I know you came from a family from Retard R Us.

  • @KingMartKM
    @KingMartKM 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2844

    U can use this for when u wanna put food in the microwave without ur parents hearing the beaping sound from the microwave to sneak food

    • @bunderturb3266
      @bunderturb3266 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Marquise Martin when I try and steal food from the cupboard I scream so they don't hear it opening and closing

    • @cosmic-snips
      @cosmic-snips 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That comment had me dying

    • @kms5129
      @kms5129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is funnier than the actual video wtf😂

    • @thecontentiousasshole
      @thecontentiousasshole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or you could just cook food in the middle of the night or morning or better yet kill em, don't do that at all unless they attack you then blow there head off

    • @smashoedoinkmaster1749
      @smashoedoinkmaster1749 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Of course the black guys says it lmao

  • @PanzerMan332
    @PanzerMan332 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5162

    When you're trying to open Velcro in class quietly.

    • @lethalbroccoli01
      @lethalbroccoli01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Panzer Man I remember being 6 at my Lutheran Church trying to get my shoe off and slowwwwllly pulling Velcro off.

    • @orion_starchaser
      @orion_starchaser 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      When you're trying to open food in class quietly

    • @millaslangen7965
      @millaslangen7965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Panzer Man i

    • @trashcanswillruletheworld2465
      @trashcanswillruletheworld2465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      When you going through your chip bag trying to reach the crumbs

    • @LegoMagnusDK
      @LegoMagnusDK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Panzer Man thats fucking hilarious!

  • @ReusStyle
    @ReusStyle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    I love the seriousness of his face after the velcro trick...

    • @Friendlybot9000
      @Friendlybot9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Because this is a serious vid with no jokes AT ALL.

  • @Anna-gs5ol
    @Anna-gs5ol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    I searched up “how to remove Velcro silently” because I’m a burlesque dancer and silent velcro would really help with my costume reveals but I got this instead

    • @anthonyvillanueva5226
      @anthonyvillanueva5226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Well just do what he does and you won't hear the velcro

    • @CharlesCarabott
      @CharlesCarabott 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Imagine the look of your audience when you AARH

    • @Matthias27182
      @Matthias27182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is my favourite video ever

    • @aspider3254
      @aspider3254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ayyy got what your looking for

    • @alanowa123
      @alanowa123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Just moan loudly xd

  • @dotChrollo
    @dotChrollo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I swear I've watched this video at least once a year for like 7 years and it never gets old

    • @Mr_lee_wong
      @Mr_lee_wong ปีที่แล้ว

      Ive just watched it 10 times in 10 minutes and I'm about to click rewind

    • @ryanvandoren1519
      @ryanvandoren1519 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up!

  • @juliadarling8868
    @juliadarling8868 8 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    "Hey I wanna show you a little secret"
    *Camera pans down slightly*
    Me: Oh shit

    • @Wildjesta
      @Wildjesta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "little"

    • @hyrofoo
      @hyrofoo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I showed you my little secret, now reply"

    • @miamitten1123
      @miamitten1123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Been that long Julia!?

  • @theeternalslayer
    @theeternalslayer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3607

    To be fair u did not hear the velcro

    • @hkckoo
      @hkckoo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Came here to say this.

    • @Purecashew
      @Purecashew 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *****
      LE THIS!!!11

    • @stinglock
      @stinglock 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      vagslayer99? Is that you?

    • @EirikXL
      @EirikXL 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wait no one commented about the typo in your text?

    • @vukmilosevic1815
      @vukmilosevic1815 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      EirikXL Right? I mean, right?
      Fair*
      *flies away*

  • @QuiteDan
    @QuiteDan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    This is how I open bags of potato chips when everyone in the house is sleeping.

    • @JustAreru
      @JustAreru 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XDDDDDD

    • @DuckRotation
      @DuckRotation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just cough like a normal person

    • @zephorus868
      @zephorus868 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      stahp it ,stahp X'D

    • @lukas3730
      @lukas3730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @normabates3843
      @normabates3843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just do it really slow and if it makes any noise I’ll stop and try again it normally takes around 5 minutes sometimes I like to do a little shh to tell them to be quiet

  • @thundercatshoooo
    @thundercatshoooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is one of my favorite videos of all time. It'll never get old

  • @wyattmueller4148
    @wyattmueller4148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    “Remember to listen for Velcro men”
    “Sir”
    “Private?”
    “Well... I didn’t hear Velcro but I heard someone yell really loudly and quickly”
    “Pay no attention to that private! It’s a trap!”

  • @LenFreak
    @LenFreak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6556

    why is everything green

    • @kbmarco8324
      @kbmarco8324 8 ปีที่แล้ว +637

      so he looks like special forces

    • @30795William
      @30795William 7 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      The WTFreak Green is the new black

    • @BabaBinny
      @BabaBinny 7 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      camouflage

    • @Vikiffes
      @Vikiffes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      Tactical n shit 😂

    • @CaedmonEvans
      @CaedmonEvans 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      he smokes green

  • @KodahSmith
    @KodahSmith 8 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    The way he looks at you, OMFG

    • @mynvs-
      @mynvs- 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kodah Smith SHOOK

    • @sillystephys7123
      @sillystephys7123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right?!?! I can’t 😭😂😂

    • @HLB313
      @HLB313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “That’s right bitches.”

    • @michaelreid7093
      @michaelreid7093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like he just schooled your ass😂

    • @shift94ify
      @shift94ify 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want to like your comment but I guess you prefer me not to

  • @tranceontheplanet
    @tranceontheplanet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    I know this method was first used within the US rangers but this work in a lot of different situations, not just Velcro opening. I use it when I try to silently walk downstairs without making too much noise. I also use it when I feel like farting in public. They should teach this stuff in school.

    • @beekeeperq3224
      @beekeeperq3224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh yes

    • @JcanddestinysVlogs
      @JcanddestinysVlogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No no they shouldn’t teach it

    • @ED-LETRICAL
      @ED-LETRICAL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The farting one is actually 👌helpful.

    • @LittleSkin18
      @LittleSkin18 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This comment broke me. Ive been crying laughing for 5 minutes

    • @beelzeboo
      @beelzeboo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LittleSkin18 got me over here too 😂😂

  • @DavidsonPaulo
    @DavidsonPaulo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    He’s kept a straight face all the way. This guy is a pro.

  • @s.k.7325
    @s.k.7325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This has saved my life more than once. Bless you, man.

  • @Krebzonide
    @Krebzonide 7 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    this will probably save someones life.

    • @gefu7263
      @gefu7263 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cheeseman haha

    • @silvermanns4629
      @silvermanns4629 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ikr

    • @CharlesCarabott
      @CharlesCarabott 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes it will scare the sasquach

    • @MakisHMMY
      @MakisHMMY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Your enemy's probably

    • @sarahmellinger8125
      @sarahmellinger8125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can't run from me cheese man I will sell you to the french

  • @pegas203
    @pegas203 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4351

    i mean...you really dont hear the velcro so he didnt lie...

    • @harecrazy9104
      @harecrazy9104 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      [blank] not really actually, but its just for fun so no one really care

    • @ahverypro
      @ahverypro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Hare Crazy flew right over your head

    • @rust44
      @rust44 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      [blank] we've got a punchline explainer here folks.

    • @nutcupyy3445
      @nutcupyy3445 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You could a little at the start

    • @rj6110
      @rj6110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      [blank] that is the joke

  • @max010113
    @max010113 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1505

    did you know you can hold your breath for the rest of your life?

    • @sebzapata
      @sebzapata 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      +max010113 You can't hold your breath to death. Sorry. Your body will force you not to.
      Maybe you could tape up your mouth, nose and hands and do it that way...

    • @max010113
      @max010113 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      The more you know..

    • @rafa4614
      @rafa4614 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bullshit, best squbadivers practising and holding their breaths as long as they can, breaking their limits we're mostly commiting suicide.

    • @sebzapata
      @sebzapata 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yes, they may very well hold it till they nearly pass out, but if they do pass out, their mouth will open up and their body will begin breathing again automatically.
      Why all the agression?

    • @Guitarded1995
      @Guitarded1995 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No shit... but you wouldn't survive very long as soon as you took a breath under water right? We aren't talking about divers.

  • @ricosuave8123
    @ricosuave8123 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I used to be on a sniper team and I actually tried this back in the day with my spotter during a mission overseas in 1993. I still miss Mark terribly to this day.

    • @seedaholicgardens9085
      @seedaholicgardens9085 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I am sorry for your loss see my comment above please.

  • @sunjoke2385
    @sunjoke2385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Thanks dude I was in a tactical situation and I was so afraid someone was going to hear the sound of my velcro but then I remembered your video and did as you say it saved my life thanks dude.

  • @Aesieda
    @Aesieda 8 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    Pro tip for rainbow six siege.

    • @Tinywampa1
      @Tinywampa1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      OP C4 pls nerf with louder velcro.

    • @nevertomorrow2077
      @nevertomorrow2077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      John Doe fookin laser sights

    • @lukas3730
      @lukas3730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Adeel Ahmed hä gas

    • @epicninja1078
      @epicninja1078 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You a genius

    • @saintniccage2818
      @saintniccage2818 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My k.d has gone godlike since this video

  • @Miss1onFail
    @Miss1onFail 8 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    It works, you can trust him,

    • @mynvs-
      @mynvs- 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ZombifieD ,,,,,,,,,

    • @idk-xc8bw
      @idk-xc8bw 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're a TWD fan?

  • @Merrick0001
    @Merrick0001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    Well he's not wrong...

    • @springtimemornings
      @springtimemornings 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Ikr you can't hear the velcro

    • @wad316
      @wad316 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Robot Chicken Star Wars reference*
      *Breaks into song*
      "Coz technically it's trueeeeeeee, from a certain point of view!"

  • @n3rdy11
    @n3rdy11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how this remains funny regardless of how often you watch it, the delivery is just so perfect.

  • @malph2996
    @malph2996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    i love how he looked at the camera at the end lol he was like
    "Magic."

  • @xinyiqian5945
    @xinyiqian5945 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    This video is officially my favorite video

  • @leeraeside5341
    @leeraeside5341 9 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Wow! He's right I couldn't hear it.

  • @braddangerbowman
    @braddangerbowman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Wow great tip I won the world war 2 thanks to you!

    • @sourpower7151
      @sourpower7151 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You look like you're about ten

    • @braddangerbowman
      @braddangerbowman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Sour Power I'm actually 100 years old

    • @davidcarlson399
      @davidcarlson399 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Bradley Bowman And not funny.

    • @davidcarlson399
      @davidcarlson399 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +xXxMartin96xXx I think I'll pass but thanks for the offer.

    • @corvu558
      @corvu558 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm gonna do this in English class lmfao

  • @erickmejia4602
    @erickmejia4602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    10 years and it's still a classic 👌🏾

  • @MidstForger
    @MidstForger 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I am so happy this video is still alive

  • @narwhalbacon5062
    @narwhalbacon5062 9 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    Thanks for the tip fellow soldier! (I serve in the reddit armie)

    • @MrJuico1337
      @MrJuico1337 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's funny how you devote your time to this.

    • @ElloGunva
      @ElloGunva 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Thank you for your service! You're a Hero!!

    • @narwhalbacon5062
      @narwhalbacon5062 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Ello Guvna Thank you. It can get stressful at times but at least I know I'm making the internet a better place.

    • @poopsticks11
      @poopsticks11 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Have my upvoat good sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
      EDIT:Thanks for le gold kind stranger!

    • @msjkid14
      @msjkid14 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh, it looks like my comment was deleted.

  • @uwu_bucky
    @uwu_bucky 8 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I actually started crying with laughter. my mom think im possessed bc i couldn't even say what i was laughing at bc i was laughing so hard

    • @Mysticmeadow-
      @Mysticmeadow- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WinnietheJo same!

    • @lizziejohnson3413
      @lizziejohnson3413 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WinnietheJo I do that all the time anyway 😂

    • @noodlepapi9521
      @noodlepapi9521 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WinnietheJo no one gives a fucken fuck you stupid fucking fuck

    • @uwu_bucky
      @uwu_bucky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Morles Gaming thank you for your kind words of wisdom.You're advanced vocabulary and magnificent use of adjectives has really opened up my view of the world. I will definitely try to change myself and my comments to better suit your preference.I'm very sorry I upset you,you random stranger on the internet who's opinion means nothing to me.

  • @PaganiTypeR
    @PaganiTypeR 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Oh my god, this will be soo useful during my classes, nobody will ever hear me opening my bag with a velcro. :DD

  • @zenith8417
    @zenith8417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "You can hear it a mile away."
    Are you fighting Superman?! 😂

  • @johnharrelson7537
    @johnharrelson7537 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This has been my favorite video on TH-cam for nearly a decade. I've shown so many people and laugh so hard so many times.

    • @kmonnier
      @kmonnier ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

  • @chitranshds
    @chitranshds 9 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    am laughing much more then i should xD

  • @trilbymctip8317
    @trilbymctip8317 9 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    As a Redditor, I was able to notice an error in your method. Indeed you cannot hear the velcro, but would the enemy not hear the scream instead?
    - Trilby McTip, Redditor and Intellect
    Edit: Wow! Front page!

    • @ml-ws5bz
      @ml-ws5bz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      gold x 2

    • @trilbymctip8317
      @trilbymctip8317 9 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Ryan 1999 Thanks for the gold kind internet stranger!

    • @Turrican
      @Turrican 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I gift you Reddit Velcro x 3

    • @redditsilver5732
      @redditsilver5732 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Silver x 3

    • @Reefypoo
      @Reefypoo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fedora (x4) Gold

  • @BallisticMuscle
    @BallisticMuscle 12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Amazing. I've watched this six times, and for the life of me, I cannot hear the velcro at the end. Absolutely astonishing.

  • @samchen9951
    @samchen9951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These are the kind of videos I wish TH-cam recommends me all day

  • @Dalejames83
    @Dalejames83 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Made 14 years ago and still by far the greatest video on the internet! 😂😂😂

  • @prettycoolbuds7861
    @prettycoolbuds7861 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    No longer will I embarrass me and my girl when I whip out my superman velcro wallet to pay for our food, thank you OP

  • @radviceanimalsmoderator8408
    @radviceanimalsmoderator8408 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Hello everyone, redditor here! M'goodsir in this video has a wonderful bearded neck, and the joke he made was fantastic. This is the high quality comedy that us intellects at reddit can only appreciate. In fact, this is worthy of a meme. Brb posting this at /r/adviceanimals /r/science /r/atheism and /r/ffffffffffffuuuuuuu. I might even get *reddit gold* for this one!
    Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

  • @widgetfilms
    @widgetfilms 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Brilliant, sir. Truly.

  • @deamonsead
    @deamonsead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this video is ten years old??? i've been going back to it for months and never realized how old it was. good lord. i love this video so much lol

  • @vtbs
    @vtbs ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13 years later and still one of internet's all time best videos

  • @eugenetilsir8624
    @eugenetilsir8624 9 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I regret that I have but one upthumb to give you, m'soldiersir. I could have used this advice a few days ago when I was rummaging through a vendor's wares for a genuine leather cape at the Harênthaal Bazaar (TJ Maxx). I stepped away briefly to relieve myself and whilst I entered the washroom I noticed there were no urinals, I had found myself in the m'ladys room. Talk about a Socially Awkward Penguin situation (*Redditors giggle to themselves quietly, one of our many maymays*). I hid in one of the stalls once I heard a m'madam enter, but to my surprise a piece of toilet paper had adhered itself to one of the straps on my velcro shoes. As I undid the strap, the m'madam peaked through the crack of the door and shrieked when she discovered I was in fact a gentlesir. Fortunately, the guys over at /r/TheRedPill had recently reformed me into an Alpha male, so I slammed open the door, grabbed the m'madam by the waist and ripped open her blouse, initiating intercourse that lasted nearly two hours.
    Two hours is unrealistic, you say? Two hours is commonplace when you're a _gilded redditor._
    -Eugene Tilsir, High King of Sindär, Keeper of Ladros' blade

    • @mshambaPGrated
      @mshambaPGrated 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Teach me, m'senpai.

    • @MuzeecX
      @MuzeecX 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      i...i...i don't know what to say.

    • @eugenetilsir8624
      @eugenetilsir8624 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Zelterman The /r/TheRedPill guys assured me it's not rape if you gave her giney tingles.

    • @cadencegant3201
      @cadencegant3201 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eugene Tilsir Or if you enjoy it.

    • @filipealmeida7301
      @filipealmeida7301 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're my hero!! How can we follow your teachings, maester?

  • @davie1017
    @davie1017 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I laughed so hard when he yelled I was expecting some kind of motion and taking it off

  • @RoyalCaoCao
    @RoyalCaoCao 8 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I fucking lol'd

  • @ace4348
    @ace4348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lmfao. This was great. Laughed my ass off because I thought it would be serious at first. We replace anything velcro with multi-snaps for stealth operations. Snaps actually hold stronger than velcro (when you use the right snaps) and they're easy to open quietly.

  • @donatkabashi5193
    @donatkabashi5193 ปีที่แล้ว

    This technique changed my life! I used to wake up at 5 in the morning because a TH-camr said I can become a millionaire that way. The problem was that my coffee machine would make a weird noise every time it started pouring coffee. My spouse said that she will throw my beloved coffee machine away because it was waking her up and I don't blame her. So, I started researching for a solution and I came across this video. Ever since I learned this technique, she never complained about the coffee machine waking her up anymore.

  • @Vojife
    @Vojife 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    :DDD
    The way he looks at the camera after he does that

  • @kayla9953
    @kayla9953 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I can't watch this without laughing. Oops.

  • @HeuristicsEnjoyer
    @HeuristicsEnjoyer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I like all these dislikes from people who don't get it.

  • @nnoothan3096
    @nnoothan3096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    yo thanks dude this strats gonna help me when i get drafted for the war with iran

  • @jojorobino5312
    @jojorobino5312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks I used this to take my light up sketchers off late at night so my mom wouldn't know I'm home so late after a night out.

  • @vlibyrr8660
    @vlibyrr8660 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Why does this dude look like a Christmas tree lmao.

  • @Seaprimate
    @Seaprimate 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The US special forces rangers have the best trained PJs out of all of the MARSOC seal teams.

  • @vangelistr
    @vangelistr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This might be my favorite video on yt.

  • @Mr.Classic91
    @Mr.Classic91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:43 when you and your friend get drunk and he gives you a brazillian wax

  • @ellllllo77
    @ellllllo77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Just Happened” stare at the end gets me every time 😁😁😁

  • @no.1baller939
    @no.1baller939 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This guys really needs to try this in a real situation

  • @Alley00Cat
    @Alley00Cat ปีที่แล้ว +3

    13 years later, first time I see this. Laughed more than I would have laughed 13 years ago, proportional to 13 years of inflation.

  • @Timeworks
    @Timeworks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "so no one can hear the velcro" - i mean he IS right...

  • @nslouka90
    @nslouka90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:24 when I open a can of beer in a movie theater

  • @TheKrawtch
    @TheKrawtch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn't hear the velcro at all the second time, this is amazing.

  • @TheOnlySaneAmerican
    @TheOnlySaneAmerican 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    There actually is a way to open velcro quietly. You slide a blade between the two pieces. It doesn't damage the velcro and it's quiet as a mouse.

  • @Alanwrench
    @Alanwrench 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I can't tell if he's joking or not

  • @porporacaska6838
    @porporacaska6838 7 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    THANK YOU POODS

    • @everydaffodil5344
      @everydaffodil5344 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr

    • @Ghostpro353
      @Ghostpro353 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Porpora Caska yep

    • @uzumakinaruto-kun-akatsuki1387
      @uzumakinaruto-kun-akatsuki1387 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Does the broarmy keyword search every clip Pewdiepie watches just to comment this kind of stuff? I mean, a thank you is actually a pretty good one, even though all caps, but usually it's just "PILL DE PY BROT MEE HEAR THUMBS UP LIEK SUBCRISB BRO ARMS (insert brofist) LE MAYMAYS S2 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

    • @nutcupyy3445
      @nutcupyy3445 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya I fucking cryd laughing I had to

    • @CaptainRTenny
      @CaptainRTenny 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Porpora Caska yeah

  • @seedaholicgardens9085
    @seedaholicgardens9085 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I myself am not military nor is my hubby but both of us have brothers and fathers who were so i appreciate any American life this saved! What a Blessing! Thank you! And Thank you for your service you and every commenter who served!❤

  • @darklittlepeople
    @darklittlepeople 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is actually a serious skill - we tried this at home and could still hear the velcro. now we're practicing the "done PROPERLY"...

  • @lukaslemming9542
    @lukaslemming9542 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    OMG, now i can open my wallet in class and noone will hear the velcro ... tnx m8

    • @spike_-pw9iz
      @spike_-pw9iz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      who the fuck has a wallet that has velcro what the fuck XD just get a normal leather wallet ffs

    • @lethalbroccoli01
      @lethalbroccoli01 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Game Noobs or a wallet with a zipper

  • @MikaelVoldaren
    @MikaelVoldaren 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You guys don't know how many times this technique has saved my ass

  • @roman-he9it
    @roman-he9it 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Well, somehow they found me. Guess i didnt scream loud enough

  • @drs4983
    @drs4983 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't know why I'm getting recommended a video from 2010, but I'm glad I was.

  • @cobbinator111
    @cobbinator111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    its nice to see david wallace is still helping the military!

  • @adrianap2838
    @adrianap2838 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is the funniest thing in the world

  • @Lordookami-san
    @Lordookami-san 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Years after years, I come and can't stop laughing. My everytime hero 😁

  • @VirusTechKEKW
    @VirusTechKEKW 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Ok, besides I fucking laughed so hard.. Why would you want to open a velcro silently??

    • @tengun
      @tengun 9 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      It's a tactical thing. You don't want to compromise your position, for example

    • @Pac0Master
      @Pac0Master 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Quan To Yeah right, The enemy probably didn't heard a loud scream :P

    • @VirusTechKEKW
      @VirusTechKEKW 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well that'll work if you fart in class..

    • @mattkaythetimelord
      @mattkaythetimelord 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ***** Not sure if trolling... or genuinely stupid.

    • @Pac0Master
      @Pac0Master 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** lol

  • @user-cy4cp5kf4c
    @user-cy4cp5kf4c 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My son showed me this & we laughed for half an hour. This is great 😂

  • @Noctuloquor
    @Noctuloquor ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of the all-time great TH-cam videos. Belongs in a museum.

  • @Freddmusick
    @Freddmusick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    pewdiepie brought me here im in tears

    • @willra3723
      @willra3723 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fredd me too lol

    • @salaro5259
      @salaro5259 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fredd Me too xD

    • @sam7978
      @sam7978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fredd lol me too

    • @brianburwick
      @brianburwick 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meh toooo000

    • @robinlarsen1400
      @robinlarsen1400 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noveritch is where I came from

  • @JackGriffin745
    @JackGriffin745 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It worked. ISIS thought I was a monster and ran away.

    • @JcanddestinysVlogs
      @JcanddestinysVlogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jack Griffin don’t think it works that way.

  • @gummynuk3z687
    @gummynuk3z687 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I still heard the Velcro

  • @matthadsell916
    @matthadsell916 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    9 years later, still my favorite video on the internet.

  • @Hoopladoopa
    @Hoopladoopa 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    All of a sudden I remembered this video after many years. It still got me lol

  • @Magicconchshell1
    @Magicconchshell1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So this is how snake does it.

  • @notwooshie
    @notwooshie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3 Seconds after he shouted I realised I could use this when farting. Thank you so much.
    :digs a hole and dies in it:

  • @_nuriya_
    @_nuriya_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *This is what I do when I'm on my computer at night and I don't want people to hear the mouse clicking*

  • @Kaitri
    @Kaitri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love how he just looks dead serious into the camera after show the method.
    its like he actually means it. and that makes it even more fun

  • @beekeeperq3224
    @beekeeperq3224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy is a legend