Vampire fiancé: *(verbally eviscerating the Registry schmuck)* Me: *(inner thoughts)* "Yup, that's my sassmaster wife to be. I'm totally making heart eyes now, and I don't care." Also Vampire fiancé: "That sounded vaguely ominous. What do you think, Sweetness, did that sound ominous?" Me: *(flashes angel eyes)* "I'm starting to see why Lucifer enjoys doing that to people so much."
Ah, at this point I am over this bull, I was down for a revolution before hand but now that I can control my powers better, I think smiting some people might be more fun, not to mention get my point across.
I was already on several before I met my vampire fiancé/roommate. Too much of the “wrong type” of knowledge among other things will get you on watch lists.
Her: "I think they got the message, I'm glad that parts over" Me: Wait so I've brought this and been hiding it for nothing??? (*shows her the 44 magnum I was hiding*)
I hate to see what the registry will think up over all this, a vampire and an angel getting married, and the thought of them having kids.....just think, a vampire born with built-in angel markers as extra protection
Honestly so happy when these come out, our best girl is back again, Although penut butter and cheese Me in my head: I don't eat that or the mushroom pizza Also me: if vampire roomie and fiance says i eat it I won't argue
When she get the laptop my imaginary scenario was to say "well the website looks bad" and when she says it haven't been updated I was like "I can see the future 0_0"
Okay, that was adorable and I could see Listener absolutely enamored with Vampire for being that coy and playful. But now we need a somber chapter: Listener coming to terms with one day dying and leaving their beloved behind for the rest of her immortal life, and her teasing them about how many husbands and wives and other spouses she’ll have while she goes on, ageless through the centuries...
Now that I’ve had a few days to think on it.... I wonder if his parents will find out about the wedding and if they even have a vague idea he’s all angeled up.
I don’t think she understands how dangerous this government agency is. If they have a kid, they’ll never see it once it goes to the hospital nursery. Assuming they aren’t both abducted upon discovery of pregnancy
Is the listener’s angelic ancestry the reason for their apparent Circus of a food preference? Cause Peanut butter on cheese is something only a non human wound enjoy
I will defend mushrooms on pizza till the end of the world but peanut butter and cheese is just blasphemy. Can't wait until the wedding video comes, It'll be interesting to see what happens :)
tbh I'm not entirely sure I can blame the registry for their panic. This guy is basically the closest thing to a literal god that they'll ever see, I would expect a whole lot of panic and desperate attempts to control him before he just decides we don't deserve salvation which, let's be honest, is the only conclusion any higher power could come to after looking at us
Okay, that's mostly fair... but if they hadn't made those desperate attempts in the first place, odds are the "literal god" would have just minded their own business instead of bringing salvation or damnation.
angel vampire babys, i guess am game and if they think about taking them. I will burn much more a one block..... i can be very evil if i want to. food for thought
Actually, there is a social security number and a social security pass for Europeans. You only need it in certain professions though, particularly construction workers. The unemployment office may also want to have it, in case you get payment from them.
@@LordMardur in Poland we don't have SSN we have PESEL but I always feel strange when somebody mentions social security number, from what i know there is SSN in Europe, you are correct, but becouse of Schengen we rarely if ever apply for it, since under Schengen our PESEL is enough
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"They're having fun cosplaying as a non-invasive organization, I guess. Let's pretend privacy matters!"
Ma'am, I listen to audios to escape reality xD
The Government rn: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
Her: Looking at a website
Me: quietly eating peanut butter and cheese with my hands. 0_0
You just dip the string cheese in the peanut butter! No muss, no fuss. Also don't do that, it sounds really gross.
@@UrbanNymph to be fair my wife dose the peanut butter and cheese sandwiches..... I think it’s black magic
Grilled cheese with peanut butter is amazing!
@@UrbanNymph It’s too late now I’ve already crossed the threshold and I’ll never go back.
I mean cheese peanut butter crackers are a thing so I kinda get it
Vampire fiancé: *(verbally eviscerating the Registry schmuck)*
Me: *(inner thoughts)* "Yup, that's my sassmaster wife to be. I'm totally making heart eyes now, and I don't care."
Also Vampire fiancé: "That sounded vaguely ominous. What do you think, Sweetness, did that sound ominous?"
Me: *(flashes angel eyes)* "I'm starting to see why Lucifer enjoys doing that to people so much."
I feel that
Oooo a Stargate SG1 reference.
This girl is golden.
Glad someone got it. :)
"I love celebrating that you exist. "
I love that. I've never heard it put quite that way before.
I can't believe I've gotten so invested in something that it can make filling out government forms interesting.
A haiku about interviews. Ahem:
Pointed questions asked
A chance to show your true self
Or to hide further
There's so much sass in this, I love it. Also, mushrooms on pizza is POG but peanut butter and cheese is nightmare fuel.
I want a Full on show based on this universe or an audio drama or something. THIS IS SO DOPE!!!
I feel like threatening the government might be a bad idea, the number of watchlists you're on probably just quadrupled
Ah, at this point I am over this bull, I was down for a revolution before hand but now that I can control my powers better, I think smiting some people might be more fun, not to mention get my point across.
I was already on several before I met my vampire fiancé/roommate. Too much of the “wrong type” of knowledge among other things will get you on watch lists.
You gotta love filling out forms you've already filled out just to get asked the same questions as were on the form.
This man has been scared since he started. He just doing his job. He don't get paid enough for this
I swear nymphs channel mascot might as well be the vampire roommate considering everyone loves her. Myself included
The mascot is the ghost crab, Arthur, but the vampire roommate is definitely the best girl!
Without a doubt, ree.
I love how VINDICTIVE our vampire wife is because its AMAZING
Yknow I think out of the entire series thus far this is my favorite one just to see our lovely roommate go premature mama bear
Listener is just sitting there enjoying how the registry is verbally shredded into pieces by pure sass :D
9:56
At this point, I think it falls more under Ultra Instinct
Her: "I think they got the message, I'm glad that parts over"
Me: Wait so I've brought this and been hiding it for nothing??? (*shows her the 44 magnum I was hiding*)
Oh my god that is hilarious you’re getting a like
How you conceal that
@@lonewolf4486 Thank you!!😀
@@natekatchuk3858 America.exe
Peanut butter and cheese is pretty good actually. Just the right kind of texture mashup I like.
A cute series, is the best type of series.
Cheese and PB, couldn't be me. Also I'm loving the series. By the end of tomorrow I'll have finished this entire series.
it was at this point in the series that the writer realised that, indeed, she was writing a asmr series and not an audio superhero novel
Still have a theory the wings come out A when they need to flee or B he’s gonna block a shot on instinct like a badass. But that’s my theory
I literally just had the same theory
Cucumber Approved
I'm intrigued, crunchy or smooth peanut butter and what type of cheese?
Eidam and Smooth
We need answers!
There is no way in heaven this fucker is any part divine/holy and does some shit like peanut butter on cheese. *AINT NO WAY*
I’ll admit that In my younger days I made a grilled cheese and peanut butter sandwich, I used Edam and crunchy.
I've had a peanut butter and nacho cheese Dorito sandwich before. I found it pretty good
love the super saiyan reference
Though if only the eyes glow then it is more like UI Omen or The Avatar State.
get ready for the wedding peoples
Her: What do you think, Sweetness, did that sound ominous?
Me: Nah. That would imply that I find this weasel and his den of buddies intimidating.
I am soooo invested in this story rn, really great job building the characters and the story!
Out of all the audios I listen to, this series is my absolute favorite
I’d say kissing your fiancé before you race is cheating lol 😂
All's fair...
Yeah but you use your power against us
@@UrbanNymph in love and war?
Interview with Vampire Roommate??!! I’ve got so many questions to ask you...
*Eyes glowing behind her* I can’t expect her to do all the work.
Honestly, the registry sounds like an even worse DMV.
This was cute. And funny.
I fall more and more in love with this non existent person
Always love hearing more from our vampire partner.
I can now confirm she can steal my entire bank account with everything she learned
I hate to see what the registry will think up over all this, a vampire and an angel getting married, and the thought of them having kids.....just think, a vampire born with built-in angel markers as extra protection
oh paperwork
paperwork so good it is a reason to propose all by itself
This is what it feels like to get a U.S. visa, down to the rental scan.
Ngl a PB&C sounds kinda good
"I love celebrating the fact that you exist"
That makes one of us
Honestly so happy when these come out, our best girl is back again,
Although penut butter and cheese
Me in my head: I don't eat that or the mushroom pizza
Also me: if vampire roomie and fiance says i eat it I won't argue
I can't believe I sat here for 4:04:51 listening to the Vampire Roomie series
Same
What's funny is I actually do enjoy peanut butter on cheese.
When she get the laptop my imaginary scenario was to say "well the website looks bad" and when she says it haven't been updated I was like "I can see the future 0_0"
OHHH peanut butter and pickles is even better!!
I don't know why, but I thought this was so adorable
My roommate is a vampire?
Very nice
Always has been.
For quite some time now, yes
I just realized. Is our diet mainly consisting off pizzas?
Is that a problem?
I love the playfull Nature between demn
Peanut butter cheese made me audibly (and quite loudly might I add) gag eughhh lol
Her: what made you put peanutbutter on cheese in the first place?
Me: it was 3am and A LOT of kraken was involved.
Oh no! I'm all caught up! More please! T_T
Okay, that was adorable and I could see Listener absolutely enamored with Vampire for being that coy and playful.
But now we need a somber chapter: Listener coming to terms with one day dying and leaving their beloved behind for the rest of her immortal life, and her teasing them about how many husbands and wives and other spouses she’ll have while she goes on, ageless through the centuries...
Loved this video
Good job miss! Keep up the good work!!
Love this series so much thanks again urban
Please continue this asmr urban 🙏
This is getting very interesting I love this series ❤️😊👍
Now that I’ve had a few days to think on it.... I wonder if his parents will find out about the wedding and if they even have a vague idea he’s all angeled up.
Peanut butter on cheese sounds like a sin
Sinfully good, you mean.
At the mention of a Harcicus
Me: "ERMEGERD STARGATE REFERENCE"
The registry sounds like the scp foundation you have better luck with the foundation than the registry
Hope it continues
Story starts at 16:00
Am I a lamp now?
This is nice.
I don’t think she understands how dangerous this government agency is. If they have a kid, they’ll never see it once it goes to the hospital nursery. Assuming they aren’t both abducted upon discovery of pregnancy
Fiesty...i love it😍
Is the listener’s angelic ancestry the reason for their apparent Circus of a food preference? Cause Peanut butter on cheese is something only a non human wound enjoy
Vampire Roomie: Do we need our covid vaccine?
Me, Having done that crap twice and has had enough of the headlines: (Lamely) NO!
Ok but peanut butter on cheeseburgers are fire
I will defend mushrooms on pizza till the end of the world but peanut butter and cheese is just blasphemy. Can't wait until the wedding video comes, It'll be interesting to see what happens :)
Ah nice
sooooo creepy correlation i do have a scar (a couple actually) on my forearm that are over an inch long... what the heck urban?!
Allergic to peanuts but I’ll pretend im not for you
I'm Lactose-intolerant and Allergic to Peanuts...
What the hell am I on?
That’s the power of Angel markers baby
Found out the mc is insane in the first 10 seconds
13:47
Wait that’s canon in this universe?
I thought I could get away from that here but oh well
Without trying it...I can kinda see peanut butter and cheese work.
Cheese itself is kinda nutty anyways. Hmmm
Seriously, who wouldn't want to marry her?
tbh I'm not entirely sure I can blame the registry for their panic. This guy is basically the closest thing to a literal god that they'll ever see, I would expect a whole lot of panic and desperate attempts to control him before he just decides we don't deserve salvation which, let's be honest, is the only conclusion any higher power could come to after looking at us
Okay, that's mostly fair... but if they hadn't made those desperate attempts in the first place, odds are the "literal god" would have just minded their own business instead of bringing salvation or damnation.
Is it worse than chopped boiled eggs and bacon bits?
Nah, eggs and bacon basically go together already.
Even if scrambled with ketchup is the objectively best version
angel vampire babys, i guess am game and if they think about taking them. I will burn much more a one block..... i can be very evil if i want to. food for thought
"Social security number..."
Me, a Central European: what?
Actually, there is a social security number and a social security pass for Europeans. You only need it in certain professions though, particularly construction workers. The unemployment office may also want to have it, in case you get payment from them.
@@LordMardur in Poland we don't have SSN we have PESEL but I always feel strange when somebody mentions social security number, from what i know there is SSN in Europe, you are correct, but becouse of Schengen we rarely if ever apply for it, since under Schengen our PESEL is enough
Good lord...all this stuff with the registry is giving me flashbacks to tax season. Make it stop...
Brazil, huh...
How dare you disrespect mushroom pizza
Am angy
I wonder about her father. Who is he? Will he ever appear? Is he dead?
Haha i wonder the same about my Father
@@scout3443 He'll return one day with that milk, cigarettes and all the Nerf darts you lost.
Hahahaha. I'm never getting married.
Will you marry me?
@@skullcrazykiki9010 No.
@@mirastian5366 ok
I know how u feel
So can you tell me what dose blood taste like fried chicken or sweet like honey? 👁👄👁📝
Depends on the blood... and who's drinking it!
Is this form for a marriage license or to identify a body?
What is the vampire girfriends name anyway?
Covid is canon now?
Wait i have a tatto?
Did you just make a DBZ reference?
🖤✨