[Vinesauce] Joel - Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

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  • @Whyamibzsdmh
    @Whyamibzsdmh 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +692

    Joel losing because of Norway couldn't be more perfect

    • @skitfox
      @skitfox 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Va fan! Helvete! No way! It's Norway!

    • @Hwyadylaw
      @Hwyadylaw 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      He surpassed my expectations when he picked Stockholm. I was entirely expecting him to get it right

    • @supershadic530
      @supershadic530 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Norway struck back.

    • @zyrkugilgamesh
      @zyrkugilgamesh 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@supershadic530 They leveled up

    • @JMUDoc
      @JMUDoc หลายเดือนก่อน

      Revenge for when he nuked them😋

  • @TheNamiSami
    @TheNamiSami 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +484

    Fussy, BABY

    • @jewjitsu72
      @jewjitsu72 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      both of the hosts sound like drag queen announcers when they say it

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1191

    No fifth grader in America is gonna know where Dar Es Salaam is

    • @amalija11
      @amalija11 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

      Literally lol unless they’re Tanzanian

    • @KR-tk8fe
      @KR-tk8fe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +177

      No human knows, sounds like a place from lord of the rings 😂

    • @dogboa
      @dogboa 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      @@KR-tk8fe nah it actually sounds like a city in tanzania

    • @TallTapper
      @TallTapper 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      that is salad? no way

    • @KR-tk8fe
      @KR-tk8fe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@dogboa Never heard of it

  • @Cosplaybuddygiraffes
    @Cosplaybuddygiraffes 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +476

    I LOVE how one of the kids’ facts is “I keep a flower garden! :)” but the first kid was all like “Violence against the oppressor isn’t equivalent to violence against the oppressed”

    • @ChesterManfred
      @ChesterManfred 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      That's why you should join the Combine

    • @Anton15243
      @Anton15243 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      One of them may enjoy reading Fanon's essays

    • @hamshef1hamshef140
      @hamshef1hamshef140 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      I guess that kid enjoys reading Karl Marx

    • @banjo304
      @banjo304 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What the fuck were they snorting when they built this game. Why is this little black girl quoting "Settlers" at me? She's gonna have a huge Twitter career.

    • @boingodoingo1930
      @boingodoingo1930 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@hamshef1hamshef140 that's just international law. Occupiers set the standard for the violence, and the occupied people can resist by any means necessary.

  • @blobbem
    @blobbem 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +370

    Fun fact about the Nobel Peace Prize question: nobody knows exactly why Alfred Nobel wanted the Peace Prize specifically to be awarded in Norway, as written in his will, as he gave no explanation for it. Joel was screwed over by another Swede.

    • @Lasagna_Garfield_
      @Lasagna_Garfield_ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      It be your own homies 😔

    • @mareksicinski3726
      @mareksicinski3726 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      I think the idea is international peace between different countries travelling
      At that time there was the question of the Sweden-Norway personal Union

  • @leatheryfoot6354
    @leatheryfoot6354 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +143

    13:35 There's so much perfect with this moment. Ava completely ignoring the question being asked. A fifth grader making a philosophical statement on violence and oppression. Joel's simple "wat?" Chef's Kiss.

    • @lowpolyzoe
      @lowpolyzoe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Man in my last year of high school (2018) we had a mock debate about suffragettes in the UK doing property damage to protest for the right to vote and the class was fairly split about this objectively good jump in human rights from a hundred years ago, no way an American fifth grader is being told about violence towards an oppressor is not the same as oppressor violence towards oppressed, lmao

    • @terribleivan1475
      @terribleivan1475 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ⁠@@lowpolyzoe The class wasn’t split on the “objectively good jump in human rights” you just said the debate was over property damage

    • @Anton15243
      @Anton15243 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      To be fair, she was black, so she probably has some experienced with oppression. And, if her parents are based enough, a framework to understand it

    • @Anton15243
      @Anton15243 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@ZPu95 I didn't say it was a certainty, only a possibility. I don't want to say that all black people read Fanon as a pastime. But I'm pretty sure that almost all of them either experience learn about oppression from those that experienced it. Even if she's in a well-off family and her parents are textbook examples of black excellence, there are still society-wide microaggressions, like the fact whenever a black character is in a movie it's considered notable and somehow significant, but when it's a white guy it means nothing and is "the default". Or how ancient history classes are centered primarily on European civilizations like Rome or Greece, with such empires like the Sassanids or the Parthians being described in passing, often mostly by the way they interacted with the European civilizations (see how the Achaemenid Empire is known in pop-culture as "the guys that tried to invade Greece")

    • @Sir_Crow
      @Sir_Crow 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ZPu95 I mean, it's because black people face oppression for being black, whereas a white dude isn't going to. I think there's a big difference between a stereotype and saying that black people face oppression.

  • @andreibaciu7518
    @andreibaciu7518 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +324

    25:40 The sheer emotion in that "no".

    • @dizzystar0878
      @dizzystar0878 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

      That’s legit the Dr Robotnik “NO!” from that adventure’s of sonic cartoon.

    • @susangoaway
      @susangoaway 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@dizzystar0878 Snooping as usual I see

    • @CoalEater_Elli
      @CoalEater_Elli 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Reminds me of Heavy when he says "No!"

    • @stardestroyer81
      @stardestroyer81 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@dizzystar0878Dr. Ro-varg-nik

    • @kbity1
      @kbity1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "i can help if you want 😃"

  • @akaxjenkins
    @akaxjenkins 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +164

    fussy
    baby

    • @TylerNovakYT
      @TylerNovakYT 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      bean
      greaser

  • @moh.syafrianabie8899
    @moh.syafrianabie8899 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +454

    >Are you snarter than the fifth grader
    >Joel
    I think we all know the obvious answer

    • @mjdxp5688
      @mjdxp5688 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

      snart

    • @moh.syafrianabie8899
      @moh.syafrianabie8899 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

      @@mjdxp5688 Joel is a really snart Norwegian duende

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      A definitive "maybe?"

    • @moh.syafrianabie8899
      @moh.syafrianabie8899 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@mikeoxlong1395 He's a 10 years old baby in a 40 years old body

  • @profster_the_great
    @profster_the_great 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +304

    a lot of desks to pick from
    jobel chooses fussy baby

    • @Zoloft_100_mg
      @Zoloft_100_mg 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      Bussy Faby

    • @01oo011
      @01oo011 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      It was the only option for him.

  • @danem2215
    @danem2215 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +377

    I'm going to hear her annoying voice say "fussy BABY" in my nightmares tonight

    • @ChesterManfred
      @ChesterManfred 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I can't take it anymore, it's so funny

    • @niceleverace
      @niceleverace 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Fussy....baby.

    • @_Doskii
      @_Doskii 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      It has been a week now and I'm still hearing "fussy ... b a b y" in my head. I'm even just saying it to myself occasionally at this point. I hate this.

    • @cosm0s_puppy56
      @cosm0s_puppy56 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@_Doskii time stamp?

    • @pissdog3956
      @pissdog3956 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bean greaser

  • @AlvinFlang69420
    @AlvinFlang69420 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

    Joel was robbed on that Nobel prize question

  • @kierankessinger3400
    @kierankessinger3400 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    I recently asked a Nigerian man about Dar Es Salaam and not even HE was aware where it was. In other words, this game’s difficulty jumps from first grade to graduate school WAY too quickly.

  •  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    Joel might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but he would probably win in a sword fight against a 5th grader.

    • @stilllogan
      @stilllogan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Yeah yeah, and jerma can *totally* dodge an axe. I’ll believe it when I see it.

  • @JoshuaSimonson909
    @JoshuaSimonson909 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +145

    Norway strikes again!

    • @Lapeno456
      @Lapeno456 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      to be honest Joel striked first

  • @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.
    @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

    I wish Joey had played the ps2 version instead. The uncanny Jeff Foxworthy really takes that game to another level.

  • @Cegarth
    @Cegarth 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    1:08:48 The shitfit bit had me in stitches.
    But really I feel like most 5th graders wouldn't be able to answer most of the social studies/geography questions from this game.

    • @luciatheorphan
      @luciatheorphan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      the fact that it was just outside of the circle he placed was so toxic

  • @KimeramonRocks
    @KimeramonRocks 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    my complaint about the game is how much time is wasted changing hosts, changing students, and asking students questions about themselves. i ended up pressing the right arrow key until the question showed up. but if you havent memorized the name of every city/town in every country in the world, then you are NOT smarter than a fifth grader. Also students in America dont really learn foreign languages until sixth grade, if that. maybe its forced or earlier if you go to some private school

    • @ZombifiedBuizel
      @ZombifiedBuizel 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Well I learned spanish as early as 2nd grade. Though at the time I was in a Catholic school. I remember learning how to sing an entire Hymn in spanish. It was Pan De Vida or Bread of Life. Heck if I remember any of it now. It's funny because I'm the spanish traslator of my friend group. If they don't know they go to me. My spanish is far from perfect though but I know just enough that I could probably get around Spain with little difficulty.

    • @altermann6753
      @altermann6753 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Poorie here, who had to go to public school. Can confirm that language isn’t taught till later. My school waited till middle school (7th grade) to have any classes that focused on language, and was constantly cutting languages I was interested in so I never made it past a single year in a language before having to switch.

    • @meloncholy428
      @meloncholy428 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I went to public school and we started Spanish in 1st/2nd grade.

    • @KimeramonRocks
      @KimeramonRocks 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@meloncholy428 what state did you live in (assuming you do live in the usa) in for them to teach you a second language so early at a public school, lol. you make it sound like that they wanted students to master spanish by the time they finished 5th grade outside of niche vocabulary

    • @uchuujin
      @uchuujin 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I'm from south america, in my school we got taught (obviously very basic) english since preschool, I don't really know if this is the same for everyone around here but at least from what I know at 8 years old or so most schools are supposed to be teaching english

  • @lithium444
    @lithium444 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    As a former 5th grader, I can confirm that Belgium and the Netherlands have some weird borders, 1994 is not a prime number, and that there were two guys named Ajax in the Iliad, and that it is very useful information I learned in 5th grade that will benefit me for at least 2 more moments in my life

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      To be fair, I would have known the Ajax one.
      I learnt that in fifth year.
      Fifth year of my university course in history.

    • @brassmonkeyytw7984
      @brassmonkeyytw7984 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Some interesting Belgium facts, thank u

  • @redcomet_622
    @redcomet_622 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +176

    He should play the older ports of this game for some added crust.

    • @Kaptin231
      @Kaptin231 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Olay!

    • @JeskidoYT
      @JeskidoYT 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      they're available on internet archive!

    • @4rumani
      @4rumani 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      they're much better than this piece of crap

  • @helix9445
    @helix9445 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    teddy would've done numbers on 2013 tumblr

    • @lowpolyzoe
      @lowpolyzoe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      He was 100% designed by people who enjoyed characters who did numbers on 2013 tumblr, I can smell it

  • @wojtektaracinski7977
    @wojtektaracinski7977 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    Ok, that Dar-Es-Salaam question is some Carmen Sandiego bullshit. I think I'm good at geography, and couldn't put it exactly on the map

  • @prognosticii
    @prognosticii 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +169

    Gnomes should be smarter than a fifth grader; Joel can't be three gnomes in a trench coat confirmed.

    • @Tacdelio
      @Tacdelio 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      unless they did that to throw us off their tracks!

    • @AzzyDragon
      @AzzyDragon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      liar. gnomes are stupid

    • @LukeBeadles
      @LukeBeadles 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      That's exactly what the gnome on the bottom would comment!

    • @adamk9652
      @adamk9652 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      House fire is definitely smarter

  • @jennifoxx
    @jennifoxx 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    1:07:38 Joel goes through the 5 stages of grief in one moment

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    Thes trivia games always expect you to know something that no one would find useful or interisting to know

    • @ClaireZhasa
      @ClaireZhasa 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      That's because it's literally trivial information. Nobody needs to know most of these things but it's fun to know that we have this useless info.

    • @osakeleto
      @osakeleto 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      maybe thats why its called trivia??????

  • @RoyBurnsReal
    @RoyBurnsReal 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    Sweden loses again: Front page

  • @FirithPanda
    @FirithPanda 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +390

    Short answer: no.

    • @henriquelambcastellanos8439
      @henriquelambcastellanos8439 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      long answer: noooooooooo-

    • @war_fish
      @war_fish 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      long answer: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @Atomic-Purple-Guy
      @Atomic-Purple-Guy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Longest answer : Feeling like you're not "smarter than a fifth grader" can be a humbling experience, but it’s important to recognize why this might happen. Here are several reasons why adults might struggle with questions aimed at a fifth-grade level:
      ### 1. **Forgotten Knowledge**
      - **Long-Term Memory**: Adults often forget specific details of subjects learned in elementary school because they are not frequently used in daily life.
      - **Focused Knowledge**: Adults typically specialize in certain areas of knowledge and skills relevant to their careers and interests, potentially neglecting broader, general knowledge.
      ### 2. **Different Priorities**
      - **Practical Skills Over Academic Knowledge**: Adults prioritize practical skills, job-specific knowledge, and life responsibilities over academic trivia.
      - **Time Constraints**: Balancing work, family, and other responsibilities leaves less time for refreshing or updating academic knowledge.
      ### 3. **Evolving Curriculum**
      - **Updated Educational Standards**: Educational curricula evolve, and what fifth graders learn today might be different from what was taught in the past.
      - **Technological Advancements**: Technology and new teaching methods can change how subjects are taught, making older knowledge seem outdated.
      ### 4. **Contextual Learning**
      - **Memory Recall**: Children are often in environments that reinforce academic learning daily, making it easier for them to recall specific facts.
      - **Learning Environment**: The structured learning environment of a classroom is different from the diverse and less structured learning environments adults experience.
      ### 5. **Cognitive Differences**
      - **Focused Learning vs. Broader Thinking**: Children’s brains are wired for absorbing new information rapidly and in focused subjects, whereas adults often think in broader, more integrated ways.
      - **Stress and Distractions**: Adults may face more stress and distractions, which can affect concentration and memory recall.
      ### Reflecting on the Experience
      - **Learning Opportunities**: This can be a chance to reconnect with general knowledge and enjoy the process of learning new things or revisiting old ones.
      - **Perspective on Intelligence**: Intelligence isn't just about knowing facts; it includes problem-solving, creativity, emotional intelligence, and practical skills.
      ### Conclusion
      While fifth graders are adept at recalling specific facts and recent lessons, adults have the advantage of broader life experience and practical knowledge. If you find yourself stumped by fifth-grade questions, it doesn’t reflect your overall intelligence but rather the different focuses and priorities in your life. Embrace the opportunity to learn and grow from these experiences.

    • @FaultyTwo
      @FaultyTwo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Shorter answer: n

    • @slopyardjoe
      @slopyardjoe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      thanks 👍 don't have to watch the rest now

  • @GuruSUPERmaster
    @GuruSUPERmaster 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Little innocent kid: I can help if you want.
    Joel - *NOO!!!*
    Trauma for life.

    • @Pantheraleo1545
      @Pantheraleo1545 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s better than CaseOh’s “SHUT UP!!!”

  • @wickedwhispers595
    @wickedwhispers595 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Joels rage towards his wrong answer (And by defacto all of Norway) got me pissin my pants lmao

  • @stilllogan
    @stilllogan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Charlie and the Fentanyl Factory

  • @oui2611
    @oui2611 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    this game seems so flawed. so you can answer 10 questions right and get 1 wrong and suddenly youre stupider than 5th grader?

    • @slimjim2321
      @slimjim2321 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      I remember hating this show even as a kid and my family always watched it. It's just an excuse to get very educated people to say on TV they're not smarter than a 5th grader from alot of BS questions very few kids would actually know.

    • @oui2611
      @oui2611 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      ​@@slimjim2321 yeah, and they could make you answer easy questions for each grade but when it gets to 5th grade they could throw in some question like what type of sandwich did Albert Einstein eat on September the 5th, 1923 and you can't answer it and suddenly you're dumber then a 5th grader

    • @RedlineTournaments-np2pz
      @RedlineTournaments-np2pz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@oui2611 skill issue

  • @JeskidoYT
    @JeskidoYT 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

    for those wondering why this game looks so cheap, it was made during covid lockdown, and the IP just evaporated from FOX to Nickelodeon to now no one

    • @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819
      @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      So, the IP has been orphaned?
      Or does this mean some nobody company owns it?

    • @JeskidoYT
      @JeskidoYT 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 no company owns it except for the game creator. He's been dormant for a few years now

  • @ghostkiie
    @ghostkiie 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    21:05
    "i can help with this question!"
    "NO!!!"
    😂😂😂

  • @DracoHandsome
    @DracoHandsome 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    All other Nobel prizes are awarded in Stockholm, but the peace prize specifically is in Oslo.
    Nobel never explained why he wanted it this way, but while he was alive Sweden and Norway were in an uncomfortable union after Sweden tore their asses up in a war. Thus, Norway might have symbolized peace from the Swedish perspective, and giving them this honor may have been in the hopes of improving Swedish-Norwegian relations.
    Unfortunately, the peace prize is one of the most controversial prizes and has been involved in several international incidents. For instance, in 2010 it was awarded to Liu Xiaobo, considered an enemy of the state by the Chinese government, who froze trade talks with Norway for the next several years.

    • @theonlybilge
      @theonlybilge 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      So he deserved the peace prize, good to know.

    • @Anton15243
      @Anton15243 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@theonlybilge Yeah, a better example would be Henry Kissinger

  • @jcdenton8221
    @jcdenton8221 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    this is the funniest thumbnail joey has made in a while

  • @MarkKatz2772-jg3tc
    @MarkKatz2772-jg3tc 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    "...can I help with this question? c: "
    "*NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!*"

  • @farmzombie
    @farmzombie 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Everything about this game's presentation makes me angry and I'm not sure why.

    • @Pantheraleo1545
      @Pantheraleo1545 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I weirdly understand what you’re talking about

    • @averysmalman8191
      @averysmalman8191 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It reminds me of mobile game ads

    • @skullthrower8904
      @skullthrower8904 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The host got a big nose

  • @coldhotpocket8226
    @coldhotpocket8226 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

    How the fuck is a fifth grader supposed to know where dar es salaam is? I barely knew my continents.

    • @stitchfinger7678
      @stitchfinger7678 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Yeah, some questions are either clearly plants to throw the game/make the audience feel dumb, or make our education system look better than it is.
      I haven't even been in school in over a decade, and I had never heard of that place or even its name until today.

    • @RedlineTournaments-np2pz
      @RedlineTournaments-np2pz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      i don't even eat salami

    • @trashybin
      @trashybin 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I feel like the show itself asks stuff we never learned

    • @Obloblorb
      @Obloblorb 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Average american

    • @brianb816
      @brianb816 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Obloblorb You literally just watched a Swede not know where it is also. Why is it always redditors that are obsessed with American education in a completely irrelevant context?

  • @Grimreaper977
    @Grimreaper977 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Nice to see a 5th grader advocating for rioting 13:35

  • @lm9029
    @lm9029 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    27:30 Top 10 disney villain defeat screams.

  • @HoloCatHead
    @HoloCatHead 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    The man was mean
    Then he wassn't
    -Sun Tzu

  • @nessabunneh
    @nessabunneh 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    30:00 - Joel's reaction to getting the correct answer reminded me of a scene from Liar Liar
    "The pen is blue... The goddamn pen is blue!!"

  • @TheOmegaGamer
    @TheOmegaGamer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Why the fuck are Social Study questions all geography ones, those are not studies those are places

  • @SpamLRBLX
    @SpamLRBLX 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    23:13 “Isak vad fan” lmao

  • @elfpi55-bigB0O85
    @elfpi55-bigB0O85 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    how many fuuking times is joeyboy going to tell us brasilia is the capital of Brazil

  • @jotheusu
    @jotheusu 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Fussy Baby gaming

  • @moh.syafrianabie8899
    @moh.syafrianabie8899 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, AVA?!!!!!! 😱

    • @TallTapper
      @TallTapper 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      cowmilla strikes back

    • @moh.syafrianabie8899
      @moh.syafrianabie8899 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@TallTapper Why you always accusing me of being Cowmilla lol. I don't even know fire emblem that much. The only FE i played is the gba game idk the name of

    • @TallTapper
      @TallTapper 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@moh.syafrianabie8899 i know you're not cowmilla lol but it's funny to remember
      have hug 🤗

  • @ottoia9126
    @ottoia9126 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

    I love how they keep referring to joes as fussy baby lmaooodhgdhsh

    • @maxineshideout852
      @maxineshideout852 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      especially how the secon host pronounces it like its two seperate sound files or as if shes a bot

    • @qwertzy121212
      @qwertzy121212 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@maxineshideout852fussy! Baybee...

    • @terribleivan1475
      @terribleivan1475 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@maxineshideout852 It’s like they had them go down a list of adjectives and then nouns instead of just reading out each desk name

    • @mayamelodyegg1607
      @mayamelodyegg1607 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      FUSSEE BAYBEE

  • @UtushoReiuji
    @UtushoReiuji 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Imagine this: You're the smartest person in the world but you're also bald.

    • @terribleivan1475
      @terribleivan1475 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      And that kid’s name? Jorbel Einstein

    • @muovikallo
      @muovikallo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Gotta make room for your brain somehow

  • @philbateman1989
    @philbateman1989 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    It's "Are You Smarter than a 10 Year Old" in the UK. A "5th grader" means nothing here. We just call primary school "grades" years, like year 1, year 2 etc. Someone in year 5 would be 9 or 10 years old. We also have weird stuff that confuses people from other countries, like "sets" within a year. Basically a way of separating out pupils based on aptitude for a subject. Set 5 is basically special ed, and set 1 is like peak performance. It's quite a good system as the kids who are struggling with a subject can get extra help and the kids who are doing better can tackle more advanced stuff earlier.
    ...And now I have no idea why I've gone on this review of the British school system. I work for a school and it's early in the morning. I'm going to make coffee.

    • @MajinObama
      @MajinObama 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Thank you.

    • @AschenDog
      @AschenDog 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      No, it's interesting to know. Frequently in US schools everyone gets lumped together, so kids who need extra help don't get it and kids who are advanced for their age just stew in understimulation.

    • @Summathescorcher
      @Summathescorcher 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We had our own version in Australia but for some reason kept the name.

    • @stitchfinger7678
      @stitchfinger7678 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@AschenDog Yeah, "No Child Left Behind" became "No Child Moves Ahead" very quickly.

  • @NeckJohnsonNash
    @NeckJohnsonNash 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    jeff foxworthy shapeshifted into two seperate host

  • @HoloCatHead
    @HoloCatHead 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Magic school bus reunion cast, wtf?

  • @SillyLilFella
    @SillyLilFella 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    Joey is one of the most American people I know of, why is he freaking out about American questions?

    • @frolicinq
      @frolicinq 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Joel is swedish :]

    • @AAAAAA-tj8xf
      @AAAAAA-tj8xf 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Being exposed to a fuck ton of American culture isn't the same thing as going through the American schooling system. Americans learn about what's relevant to them, Europeans do the same. That and with math there's a slight language barrier of learning basic math terms in your own language and never really being taught the English translation of them

    • @AquariusScanner
      @AquariusScanner 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You must not have watched Joel for awhile if you aren't aware he's actually incredibly ignorant about American culture, history, or politics. He's swedish lol, he shouldn't know all that shit.

    • @SillyLilFella
      @SillyLilFella 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@AAAAAA-tj8xf but he is American :^)

    • @AAAAAA-tj8xf
      @AAAAAA-tj8xf 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@SillyLilFella Uh, no, he is Mexican

  • @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819
    @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I'm not expecting someone with Beefbrain to be smarter than a fifth grader.

  • @UnironicScrotumhat
    @UnironicScrotumhat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    more like are you farter than a sniff grader, am i right?

  • @sebaufiend
    @sebaufiend 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    You know, considering the shocking amount of persons who have been award the peace prize who also committed war crimes, the peace prize kinda is the war prize.

  • @dukinukireal
    @dukinukireal 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    13:35
    why is the funny game show game trying to be political

    • @MurrmorMeerkat
      @MurrmorMeerkat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      because...politics is something you learn in school shocking i know!

    • @varamies2039
      @varamies2039 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      @@MurrmorMeerkat my violence good ur violence bad

    • @roymarshall_
      @roymarshall_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@varamies2039 Yeah its not a "fact" its literally one of the worst opinions you could give to somebody, especially a child

    • @remington238
      @remington238 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@roymarshall_ how is learning that you should defend yourself the worst opinion for a child

  • @StormDatIsApproaching
    @StormDatIsApproaching 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Game rigged, if they asked about Super Milo 69, beans and duende, Joey would win 100% no fake

  • @tomasochoa
    @tomasochoa 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Fussy.
    Baby.

  • @muffy_bunny
    @muffy_bunny 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

    i fucking love how they say fussy baby

    • @SpicyAvocado
      @SpicyAvocado 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      FUSSY ,
      Baby

  • @Ser_Salty
    @Ser_Salty 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    The brainrot has got to me because I can't read fussy as anything but an "-ussy"

  • @DoitForTheLolz1
    @DoitForTheLolz1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Game asks for place IN a country and then just gives you a FULL blank world map with a vague cursor and says "good luck! :)" was this game made by 5th graders?

  • @nopenothappening2242
    @nopenothappening2242 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    finally norway has its revenge for joey nuking it so long ago

  • @lowpolyzoe
    @lowpolyzoe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Joey being right about LOTR being New Zealand's national identity is true and deeply sad
    Our capital's airport is still decked out in Hobbit things a decade later, I'm an adult with a few vocational diplomas and full-time salaried employment, and LOTR released when I was a toddler. We must move on oh ny god

  • @skogen5357
    @skogen5357 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    The fact that Joel didn't know that The Nobel peace prize is held in Norway and not in Sweden (Something that like every Swede knows) is proof that he's not human and just a skinwalker that has assimilated the real Joey's corpse

    • @arciks11
      @arciks11 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      New Mr. Bean lore dropped.

    • @TheBloodyViki
      @TheBloodyViki 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I seriously doubt most Swedes know about that though

    • @skogen5357
      @skogen5357 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@TheBloodyViki the event is watched by millions of Swedes every year, I think they know

    • @Vok250
      @Vok250 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Even google doesn't know lmao. The default result says Stockholm theatre.

    • @TheBloodyViki
      @TheBloodyViki 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@skogen5357 I've never even heard anyone talk about the Nobel Peace Prize being televised and i'm Swedish. (as i suspect you are too)
      But eh, it doesn't really matter. Maybe i too am a skinwalker trying to defend a fellow skinwalker.

  • @WilfredCthulu
    @WilfredCthulu 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Into the fire you go kids (evil Mike laugh)!

  • @rocketforthree4479
    @rocketforthree4479 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    46:18 "hm, what country was it?"
    Joel, it literally says South Africa on the BOARD.
    He could have put that circle almost anywhere in South Africa and hit it on accident.😰
    I feel physical pain from that

    • @terribleivan1475
      @terribleivan1475 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Zooming directly to Vietnam for the South Korea one was funny, he thought he was slick enough to say, “No no guys, is yoke”

  • @FlamingToaster
    @FlamingToaster 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    21:08 *NO!*

  • @burgerpocalypse
    @burgerpocalypse 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    am i smarter than a fifth grader? no. could i best a fifth grader in a contest of physical strength? also no.

  • @pityiszka
    @pityiszka 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Szép volt Joel, üdvözlet Magyarországról :)

  • @Vok250
    @Vok250 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Is Joel smarter than a 5th grader?
    Looks at video timestamp...
    "oh no"

  • @DZ0
    @DZ0 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    making a child say the line at 13:34 is weird and cringe

    • @kirby2567
      @kirby2567 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      nah, everyone in the studio cried and clapped, so brave

    • @skullthrower8904
      @skullthrower8904 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@kirby2567even einstein clapped

  • @Edmar_Fecler
    @Edmar_Fecler 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Oh, oh _this should be _*_good_*

  • @plasmabat718
    @plasmabat718 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:37:25
    Oh fuck is that why in Terminator 4 the prototype terminator had a hillbilly accent? That makes that scene kind of funnier now lol

  • @UsedRags
    @UsedRags 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The was the show host pronounces "fussy baby" reminds me of pekora lmao

  • @DQBlizzard_
    @DQBlizzard_ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Smartest Swede be like:

  • @torylva
    @torylva 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    1:07:47
    No, Joel... All other Nobel prizes are in Stockholm
    EXCEPT the peace prize, which is handled in Norway. Nobel wanted Norway to do it, not Sweden, for unknown reasons. This was still when Norway was part the union with Sweden.

    • @rotomfan63
      @rotomfan63 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      If I had to wager a guess, it being a peace prize is why. A symbolic gesture to make it a neighbor who, at that point, relations have been up and down with his own. Possibly even a motion to keep the union together. Either seeing a break up requiring a war or just a general "better together" idea

    • @nordgeit
      @nordgeit 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@rotomfan63 From what I recall, whether a theory or not, is that it's because Norway as it were and as it is now never *started* a war, except for independence.

  • @zyrkugilgamesh
    @zyrkugilgamesh 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love these games and shows because they berate you for not knowing useless things for your day to day, when you need to know a lot of things about your job, how to do taxes or in what angle to kick a knee so it shatters the bones inside but making it look natural

    • @sneezebiscuits7239
      @sneezebiscuits7239 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Least unhinged Joel fan

    • @skullthrower8904
      @skullthrower8904 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah ok guy

    • @Brunosky_Inc
      @Brunosky_Inc 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      After reading that last part I went back and read this in Freeman's Mind's voice. Perfect

  • @melissad4056
    @melissad4056 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    A fifth grader in America might not even be able to point out Africa on a map, much less Dar Es Salaam.

  • @KikiMofo
    @KikiMofo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    WHERE THE FUCK IS JEFF FOXWORTHY

  • @TheDestructiveGiant
    @TheDestructiveGiant 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    theodore looks like if hello neighbor was a tumblr sexyman

    • @ASlutty9SUnit
      @ASlutty9SUnit 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Based pfp

    • @terribleivan1475
      @terribleivan1475 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lmao

    • @DD-rn4gi
      @DD-rn4gi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well the neighbors name is Theodore Peterson....
      .

  • @mikeoxlong1395
    @mikeoxlong1395 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    An important port in EAST Africa.
    Joey: "I'm gonna guess Madagascar."

  • @fantasticsquid2065
    @fantasticsquid2065 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Knowing where Dar es Salaam is is not fifth grade level. Never taught in school. This education system sucks!

    • @stitchfinger7678
      @stitchfinger7678 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Yeah, the people that made this game basically regard ANY knowledge adjacent to 5th grader knowledge, to something they should know for sure.
      "5th graders know geography, so clearly they know the capital of a country they probably haven't heard of yet"

  • @crisulrich7614
    @crisulrich7614 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Joel acting like an actual 5th grader.

    • @lordmalal
      @lordmalal 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      But that's every Joel stream

  • @terribleivan1475
    @terribleivan1475 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Ava forgot to bring her little red book

    • @4rumani
      @4rumani 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      black people make u very angry

    • @terribleivan1475
      @terribleivan1475 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@4rumani “not supporting political violence means u are racist”

  • @courier6448
    @courier6448 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    17 seconds ago. Thats gotta be a record

    • @thewiseoldfox
      @thewiseoldfox 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You were first comment too. Congrats on not just saying "first"

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    13:34
    "Violence of the oppressed is simply not the same as violence of the oppressors."
    *"GREAT FACT."*

    • @ManiacalForeigner
      @ManiacalForeigner 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Politics don't belong in children's entertainment.

    • @spacebassist
      @spacebassist 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@ManiacalForeigner that should apply to politically motivated people who say that too (like the channel that rhymes with pray-gur yoo)
      i can't wait for the level-headed discussions these timestamp comments will cause anyway
      edit: i agree, it totally did come out of nowhere in this kids game. she's right, but it was still left field

    • @pitkat
      @pitkat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@ManiacalForeigner Politics are certainly interlinked with history however, and that is taught in school, which is what the game is about. you don't have a problem with education teaching about fighting back against oppressors do you?

    • @ManiacalForeigner
      @ManiacalForeigner 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@pitkat A good teacher educates you on how to think, not what to think. Presenting a political stance as an objective fact is not teaching, it's propagandizing.

    • @pitkat
      @pitkat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ManiacalForeigner the propaganda of taking a shower and eating your green beans. its impossible to teach history apolitically.

  • @Jargonfox
    @Jargonfox 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I skipped forward and heard "FUSSY BABY" and thought the host was saying the first word with a B instead. Had to relisten a good few times.

    • @4rumani
      @4rumani 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      what is wrong with you

  • @slimjim2321
    @slimjim2321 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    26:17 Apparently 5th graders aren't smarter than a 5th grader either.

  • @fixedfunshow
    @fixedfunshow 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    58:50 hehehe that's the Sandwich island, he missed the joke.

  • @andrejadolar8364
    @andrejadolar8364 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:06, 2:04, 4:28, 5:45. 8:27, 9:29, 10:43, 12:21, 13:31, 16:03, 19:02, 20:20-, 26:26.

  • @CaptainBlitz
    @CaptainBlitz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    FUSSY BAAAABEEEHH

  • @camtankerous
    @camtankerous 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    16:44 they really said “fuck deaf people” for this question huh

    • @Questie71
      @Questie71 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      What did you say? I can't hear you

    • @Anton15243
      @Anton15243 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The game did have an accessibility toggle for audio-reliant questions, no?

    • @cheekibreeki4638
      @cheekibreeki4638 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Skill issue

  • @aioli4869
    @aioli4869 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I want a fussy baby T shirt

  • @zyrkugilgamesh
    @zyrkugilgamesh 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    44:50 Did he just told the black girl not to fangirl over Nelson Mandela??

    • @lordmalal
      @lordmalal 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂😂😂 this game is something else

  • @asuspiciouspresence2176
    @asuspiciouspresence2176 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    FUSSY baby

  • @ilackedtheheart
    @ilackedtheheart 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I know that roman numeral number because that Super Bowl is forever cursed for me as a Broncos fan.

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    It would be amazing if Theodore started telling "YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK" jokes in between questions

  • @Bootleg64DD
    @Bootleg64DD 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    But is Joey smarter than my cat? 🐈

  • @Lmfa8
    @Lmfa8 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Everytime Joel picked social studies I started screaming at the screen