How to be a pro player: Misses ball -“faking” Double commit -“I’m pre jumping” Dusted -“I’m bumping” Steals ball from teammate -“where were you for the pinch!?”
Sizz I know this is a long shot, but I feel you are the best hope to bring back Mike , just one video before I go off to college and finish my childhood
11:00 Sizz: “I was gonna hit a double, why tf is he up?!?” Rizzo: *really quietly* “it seems he’s playing defense...” This was so sly but it sent me lmao😂
them: "turbo i shit talked you 5 years ago".... turbo: "the fuck have i done them: "ur name is pierre shit made me laugh" i have never laughed that hard in my life
You should do this highlights set up for every video honestly. Obviously if you record a shit ton of footage you want to use it but i think a lot of people dont want to watch 30+ minutes of gameplay. This editing style is much more enjoyable.
How to be a pro player:
Misses ball -“faking”
Double commit -“I’m pre jumping”
Dusted -“I’m bumping”
Steals ball from teammate -“where were you for the pinch!?”
I’m a grand plat and that’s what I always say
@@Lightning-nm5sn um sir wtf is is grand plat
@@daddy8474 plats that think their grandchamp or higher
So true
Most of the pros miss the ball on purpose to force the opponents touch so his team m8 can get the second touch and the play moves on
"Sizz" falls of the ceiling. "im pre-jumping"
@Clysmic good stuff bro
@Clysmic SHUT UP
DrVissie RL no u
I would pay just to watch these 3 people play tournaments any day of the week.
@sizz you hear this man? Make an onlyfans! This is your chance for free money in the bank!
@@Yuri-27 free moneys
@Clysmic stop commenting this under every rl vid
Just watch through all the ads
Why
4:18 conspiracy: Rizzo, Sizz, and Turbo create their own team in the future to compete
11:44 that made me laugh so hard turbo saying "I'm a pro player" 😂
"I got no Fuel!
-Turbopulsa
„i have no boof“
-also turbo 😂
Sizz: keep it up keep it up
*Ball goes towards net*
Sizz: PUT IT DOWN PUT IT DOWN
13:51 is the moment Turbo turns into Chewbacca.
Loool
Lmao turbo in the end happy af cause the guy only wanted turbo to sign is profile
Turbo is literally the best teammate anybody can ever have.
13:15 im dead 🤣
Lethamyr after reading title: *cries*
1:13 honestly, i believe he did that
Lol
Hahahah
7:47 welcome to football twitter Rizzo
Sizz I know this is a long shot, but I feel you are the best hope to bring back Mike , just one video before I go off to college and finish my childhood
It would be fun, I’m sure he may be busy aswell though brother!
@@arccz8540 true , but it never hurts to ask
@@MSMthe2nd you’re right man, I’d love to see it aswell.
"I have got no fuel" xD 😂😂😂😂
Turbo retired? Wtf when?
Edit: sizz was meeming
Ok thanks for clarifying I was confused too but I’m kinda sad rizzo retired too 😔
No fr he announced his retirement after the regional
@@kozukitonio740 That was rizzo, not turbo
@@kozukitonio740 your actually a comedian 😐
@@majesticmo5048 i was joking and rizzo announced his retirement before regional 1
i dont think ive ever seen a midair demo until 15:50
turbo was so happy that he was the only one that got asked for a sign after
Dude the what a save part had me rolling 😂
11:42 rizzo’s mhmmm has me dying 😂
At the end
Player: turbo can I have a sign
Sizz and Rizzo : are we a joke to you
Good joke but the only reason this is true is because turbos a more current player
*ball near enemy goal on 0
"keep it up keep it up keep it up"
*ball near own goal on 0
"KEEP IT DOWN KEEP IT DOWN KEEP IT DOWN"
first time watching a sizz video, thought he was just nrgs coach. been wheezing, nice
11:00
Sizz: “I was gonna hit a double, why tf is he up?!?”
Rizzo: *really quietly* “it seems he’s playing defense...”
This was so sly but it sent me lmao😂
Turbos the first player to run out of fuel mid game
Sizz is a straight giganerd
Imagine siz,Rizzo, and turbo as a pro team it would be so fun to watch
“is that envy turbopoluza” 😭🤣
Rizzo and Turbo Sweating
Sizz casually diming Dasc in the final and getting mad at turbo 😂
I'm a simple man: I see Turbo, I click.
12:10 scared tf outta me 😂
Damn dog i need episodes on the bizz podcast, that shit was music to my ears so much fun...
Keep it up... up up up..
ball goes to their side of the field: keep it down down down down
sizz and turbo got like 10x better good shit bois
We need more content from this trio
Best part
Sizz: keep it up, keep it up, keep it up
*sees the ball going towards his goal*
Sizz: PUT IT DOWN, PUT IT DOWN, PUT IT DOWN! hahah
it would be so funny if sizz and rizzo and another retired pro tried out for rlcs lmao that would be great
This was so funny. Pls do this more offen
them: "turbo i shit talked you 5 years ago"....
turbo: "the fuck have i done
them: "ur name is pierre shit made me laugh"
i have never laughed that hard in my life
The only time I’ve actually seen Sizz GigaBrained,
: this thumbnail and title.
NO FUEL😂😂😂😂😂 I DIED WHEN HE WOULD SAY IT
this is what i imagine people look like when they respond to 1v1 request from myspace
Alternate Title: Two and a Half Pros laugh and troll their way to an SSL tournament title
Half?
Turbos English has gotten so much better
15:37 sizz has turned to the dark side...
Sizz you are lowkey hilarious!!!
Edit: stop liking🤣
@@jojokillyo.7566 funnily enough im a phone editor
More content from these three please
"Retired" Just sounds like a word for old people, How about "Legends"?
Or nah
i watched this on sizz stream i was laughing alot when turbo was being toxic
Now I know Rizzo didnt just diss the sidemen
It wasn't a diss
probs my fave sizz vid so far lol
13:15 LMAO
Love this content hahaha
The tea kettle at the end😂😂😂😂
6:16 killed me 😂
7:21 that guy for some reason did a backflip
A failed speed aerial
Fast aerial fail lol happens sometimes
haha I stumble across those "LeMickey" trolls so much on NBA twitter
Been waiting for rizzo to retire so you could use this title 🤣
Okayy.. but where is Leth?
Yo what decal is sizz using on fennec?
Fr tho... that’s a clean preset
"U guys think im shit"-turbopolsa 2021
Actually laughed to a youtube vid after a while xD
3:28 ☠️🤣🤣
lethamyr: Am i a joke to you?
"I have no boof." I love turbo. Lol.
Keep it up Keep it up Keep it up! Put it down Put it down Put it down !😂😂
Leth: am I a joke to you?
There chatting reminds me of a casual game In csgo
There better be a road to ssl next year with these 3 😂 Love you Sizz
why was this the kmost amazing team to watch
I like how when they saw a player with alpha they were surprised but I saw a plat 2 with alpha boost
I saw Dominus in the thumbnail and thought it was Fireburner lul
Has someone counted how many times Sizz said “fake”.
As Rizzo said. . .
Its turbo's fault man, they won the tourney
keep it up keep it up keep it up.
PUT IT DOWN PUT IT DOWN PUT IT DOWN!
You should do this highlights set up for every video honestly. Obviously if you record a shit ton of footage you want to use it but i think a lot of people dont want to watch 30+ minutes of gameplay. This editing style is much more enjoyable.
Nah I love the longer vids, you get to see all the mistakes as well, it’s like free SSL coaching, seeing all of their decision making
These three would actually make a pretty good team lol.
I got an arbys commercial when Rizzo said "we have the meats" ... it was for crinkle fries...
Wait a second... that’s not my boi fireburner
Ikr, I can't tolerate this Burner slander
you guys get multiple tournaments a day? in oce we only get one 😔
Wait this isn’t Rizzle, Sizzle, Firebizzle combo?
whats the decal name? whats the car colors blue and orange?
What decal is sizz using?
I would like to see the goals that other people score to you and your reactions
3:48 thats a turbo shot if ive ever seen one
When he said braiding my ass hairs I died 😂
You guys should make a pro team called the stews and lethamyr can be the coach
and here i am getting literal bots on my team in ssl
New esports team ?? The stews 🤣
keep it upPUT IT DOWN PUT IT DOWN
God loves you guys!
literal embodiment of the old men ‘still having it’
um...
turbo sounds like the text to speech
1:15 what did he sayyyyyyy
What’s is sizz decal
Rizzo retired?
Yeah he retired a couple days ago.
Yeah
Yeah, sad that
Turbo retired???
@@TheMemeBorrower. no they are just trolling him
man plays with an og xbox contorller respect
I missed the Rizzo - Sizz combo 💜
Sizz you should get the nrg pro roster to teach the sidemen some skills in the game