I'm just happy that little Wisconsin boy is finally getting to live his gayest life ever.💖 I may have to get me an Easy Bake oven, just to see how shit it really is! 😀
Let’s keep in mind, if said child was given the proper adult supervision that easy bake insists on it probably would have been fine. Moral of the story? The true author of this amazing interaction is the Mother of this now physically (and probably mentally) deformed adult. Thanks Mom!
@@moirablack2117 It's like how they blamed kids choking on the toys in chocolate eggs on the companies making the chocolate eggs. No, Susan, it's because you weren't paying attention and you let Jessica put the whole dang thing in her mouth.
“Easy-bake ovens are safe” my ass, I got my finger stuck in one as a kid and we almost had to call 911 to get me out of it, because it almost cut my finger off. Legit I couldn’t pull it out w/o cutting it worse bc there was metal like,, angled away from where I had to pull my finger out, and I was bleeding EVERYWHERE. My mom was freaking out so bad and called my dad bc she didn’t know what to do since I couldn’t just yank my finger out. I’m probably the only gay boy ever with a major personal grudge against and childhood trauma from an easy-bake oven lmao
That’s insane! When I got one for Christmas my dad wrote me a letter that looked like it was from “Santa’s elves” warning me that I’ll be on the naughty list if I stick my hand in it because it’s dangerous 😳
Lee ?why are you preaching bible on here?Is there something wrong with you?i.think there's something wrong with you mentally. If you dont like her because of your ignorance becuase of your religious beliefs.We dont want you here
Dawn Tucker don't worry their the one that clicked on a drag queen cooking with a easy bake oven from the 90s and expected a Christian experience. Don't give them the piece of mind
When your grindr date comes over and love the way your apartment smells and you're like "Oh. It's nothing. I just put some cookies in my easy bake oven for later."
Fun fact no one asked for: I begged and pleaded for an easy bake oven when I was a kid, and when my mom finally got me one for Christmas, she never got the lightbulb for it. So it just stayed, for years, unopened in my closet before I gave up and threw it away. :’)
That is so sad 😢 but hey look on the bright side, at least your fingers weren’t in danger from this thing. 🙈 but yeah seriously really sad, hope you’ve got to heal your inner child in some way!
My son asked for an easy bake oven for Christmas last year.... and I'll be DAMN'd if he didn't get a MF Easy bake oven. and I baked right along with him.
I'll never forget somehow opening my mom's car trunk and seeing this exact easy bake oven through the plastic bags, instantly realizing that santa was not real.
I want to believe you. So I am just going to choose to do so and pretend worlds have collided in the best way. fuck it, man, it's 2020, it's the year of "why the fuck not"
I love the way perspective changes everything. I was forced to cook at an early age being a girl in a South American family and I hated it because it was expected and demanded. Trixie on the other hand never had the opportunity because she was a boy and now loves the chance to bake in a child's toy that would have made me so agro if it were gifted to me. Oh life and people, how interesting it all is.
Trixie: I love this oven. A child killer that disguised itself as a play time event? I love it! Also Trixie: **IS a child killer disguised as a part time event**
I think I’m probably one of Trixie’s oldest fans since I have 2 sons that are 30&32 so I’m living for all the Barbie & Skipper stuff from the early 70s. I also had a green Easy Bake (your hand😆) in 1971. Of course my generation also had “Clackers” which were 2 large, heavy balls on either end of a string that you jerked until they were clacking against each other that tons of kids beaned themselves with so...🤣
When I was young my sister got an Easy Bake Oven for Christmas and my twin and I got a toy bug maker oven that smelled like burning plastic. My sister wanted our bug maker and we wanted the easy bake. My twin and I are gay now. We loved making the confetti cakes in it!
Can I just say; I love it when David is there in the background because they are totally relationship goals! We need more of David and Trixie together 💕
Trixie smiling after reading the ingredients list immediately followed by a cut shot of her continuing to make the dough is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. The journey that face went through
"it smells like cookies but it also smells like hot milk" that is such a specific descriptor and it is 100% accurate to when I was 8 burning my fingers in that tiny oven slot
I NEED to tell you... my husband was half asleep next to while I was watching this.. but when you screamed bc you dropped the cookies, he jumped so high out of pure FEAR!😂🤣😂🤣😂 i DIED LAUGHING.
I'm straight, but I loved to bake as a kid. I knew two girls who had easy bake ovens so we'd make all kinds of stuff then have a tea party. Don't judge me! Those cookies and cakes were goooood. In the 60s we had super dangerous toys with electric stoves that got up to about 400 degrees to "cook" rubber bugs and other toys, you may now feel some of our childhood pain! Not too much, I hope. Great video!
I was wheezing when you were eating the 30 year old nasty ass cookie and I want to give props to the editing because this editing was everything that I needed and more!
This is the best comment section we’ve ever had- apparently many of you have eaten failed easy bake oven foods.
I want the oven! 😭😭😭 but its a child killer diguised as a toy!
Dont take them near Katya, she might actually eat them and shit herself.
Yeah its called having a childhood tracy😂😂
I'm just happy that little Wisconsin boy is finally getting to live his gayest life ever.💖
I may have to get me an Easy Bake oven, just to see how shit it really is! 😀
I'm from India, we didn't even have Easy Bakes, I'm just here to watch a bald man in wig eat expired cookie dough.
“I don’t know dude” straightest thing I’ve heard Trixie say
Raul Zazueta it’s the influence of her band members lol
I was gonna say
living in la is getting to her
soon she'll be saying "my guy"
2:28 The duality of woman :v!
“5yr child had her finger AMPUTATED.”
“I love this oven”
Onion Loser help this woman
666 likes honeyyy
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Let’s keep in mind, if said child was given the proper adult supervision that easy bake insists on it probably would have been fine. Moral of the story? The true author of this amazing interaction is the Mother of this now physically (and probably mentally) deformed adult. Thanks Mom!
@@moirablack2117 It's like how they blamed kids choking on the toys in chocolate eggs on the companies making the chocolate eggs. No, Susan, it's because you weren't paying attention and you let Jessica put the whole dang thing in her mouth.
Trixie: worries about eating raw cookie dough
Also Trixie: licks glue sticks daily
Non toxic elmer’s glue 😅😂
but the glue isn't expired
matheus rodrigues 30 years ago
Any Varela it doesn’t mean it should be consumed daily 😂😂
Easy bake oven food is basically glue. 😂
I went from “Do it eat it just do it” to screaming “NOO SPIT IT OUT” so fast
Katya would have stopped it!
I feel like katya would have eaten the mix
I gagged, sour expired cookie mix with eggs, butter.. whatever else was in there. NO.
Well yeah we don’t expect she’ll actually do it buuuuut we forget who we’re dealing with.
David: eat it
Trixie: *eats it*
David: what is wrong with you!!!
Literally what every top dose
I never knew I needed to hear a Wisconsin accent of the word "Riboflavin" but turns out it was exactly what I needed
Rural Wisconsin strikes again 😂😂
timestamp?
But also "leave-ening" 😅
andrea lpb askip 3:21
@@amethyste5240 3:21
“A child killer that disguise itself as a playtime event”
I’m here for it too.
Literally a description of herself 😆
...literally the plot of fnaf lmao
Scott Miller that comment made my day
Omg she ugly what’s that make up!!!! Look at that hair though I’m sorry it’s just that well nvm
@@OrchestralOrg you really took time out of your day to comment this under every comment ? Are you really ok?
Trixie repeatedly looking off camera to David in pure dismay is my aesthetic
"No one died at Stonewall, but somebody might certainly die here today" THIS SENT ME😂
*derrick barry has left the chat*
Somewhere Derrick is not drawing his eyebrows raised
timestamp?
😂😂😂😂
That eye look is SNATCHED
Yas!
what is uuuuppp i didn’t recognize her on the first glance!
Idk it’s less doll like and more Japanese manga eyes...
I couldn't stop lookinggg
For the gawds!
“Easy-bake ovens are safe” my ass, I got my finger stuck in one as a kid and we almost had to call 911 to get me out of it, because it almost cut my finger off. Legit I couldn’t pull it out w/o cutting it worse bc there was metal like,, angled away from where I had to pull my finger out, and I was bleeding EVERYWHERE. My mom was freaking out so bad and called my dad bc she didn’t know what to do since I couldn’t just yank my finger out. I’m probably the only gay boy ever with a major personal grudge against and childhood trauma from an easy-bake oven lmao
......bruh is holding a grudge over an inanimate object, I'm asdfghjkl lmaooooooo
Jara Botelho dude that thing was pure evil I stg lmfao,, that shit was a pink plastic death trap 😂😂
That’s insane! When I got one for Christmas my dad wrote me a letter that looked like it was from “Santa’s elves” warning me that I’ll be on the naughty list if I stick my hand in it because it’s dangerous 😳
Trixie did this so they would send her all the mixes for free.
dustinwashere uh seen her face?.
@Lee wtf
Lee ?why are you preaching bible on here?Is there something wrong with you?i.think there's something wrong with you mentally. If you dont like her because of your ignorance becuase of your religious beliefs.We dont want you here
Dawn Tucker don't worry their the one that clicked on a drag queen cooking with a easy bake oven from the 90s and expected a Christian experience. Don't give them the piece of mind
so much make up and so ugly!
trixie really said “i’m claire from the ba test kitchen” when she read those ingredients and i lived for it
Yessssss! That’s what I thought!
Same virgo energy for sure 🚺♍✅💟
I choked when she said that!!
YASSSSS!! I died
What..? I can’t find where he says it..
My drag name was almost Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Shortening.
@Krista clark sure but if they made it on drag race, it’d turned into what they said originally just like Brita vs Brita Filter lmao
Lol
@@razrv3lc ugh, true. ❤️
Portia Lee Hydrogenated
This series should be called ‘Bake with the Bald’
Edit: Everyone’s commenting this is shady but it wasn’t meant to be lmao
Oof
*plays RPDR shade sound bit*
Read 😯
Hahahah. Also subscribe to me and get a baby duck!
*Trixie scream*
"So i love this oven, a child killer that disguises itself as a playtime oven,
*just love it* "
This sentence made my whole life
The way Trixie looks at David when he dares her to eat something. PRICELESS.
“i don’t know, dude” in those gigantic lashes, omg
“It’s actually not bad.”
“It smells sour...”
“Yeah, it tastes like sour milk.”
"Not of God.. not a Christian !!!!!" This reference
:O where is it from?
@@idunnowhatimdoin the christian warrior, look it up in youtube
Wife Swap
I died when she said this.
XDDD
“They don’t make 100W lightbulbs anymore”
*reptile owners have entered the chat*
russians have entered the chat. for real.
FERN! You would be the one to call Trixie out on reptile light bulbs haha
Katya's clearly the expert on burning lizards
My sand boa would disagree trixie!!!
They clearly still do 100 watt light bulbs
My brother used to dry his weed in my easy bake oven
🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
Did you ever use the easy bake oven?
@@Ayyabee not after that. Lol
@@whispersoftheafterlife1017 whaaaaat??? Free pot brownies. Man you missed out :[
That’s a great idea wow
I haven’t heard that “bumble bee” song in YEARS. I was instantly triggered.
We sing it all the time at the preschool I teach at. Lol I almost started crying, I miss those kids so much 😂
i heard this and a light turned on deep within my subconscious
I got Girl Scouts flashbacks
Emily Mills that’s what triggered me
Childhood memory UNLOCKED
"a child killer disguised as a fun playtime activity. I love it."
- Trixie, 2020
Joshua Hamilton was I the only one who thought she was making a Child’s Play reference?
When your grindr date comes over and love the way your apartment smells and you're like "Oh. It's nothing. I just put some cookies in my easy bake oven for later."
It's like Cher from Clueless when she's going off about how to start a perfect date... With a guy she had no idea was capital GAY 🤣
Kyle Englot that’s exactly what I thought of
Marry the man who does this.
Fun fact no one asked for: I begged and pleaded for an easy bake oven when I was a kid, and when my mom finally got me one for Christmas, she never got the lightbulb for it. So it just stayed, for years, unopened in my closet before I gave up and threw it away. :’)
omg that’s so sad 😭
That is so sad 😢 but hey look on the bright side, at least your fingers weren’t in danger from this thing. 🙈 but yeah seriously really sad, hope you’ve got to heal your inner child in some way!
trixie: "this sucker gets up to 375 degrees."
david from the other side of the room: "i do?"
DYING
channeling claire from the ba test kitchen while reading those ingredients!!!
My son asked for an easy bake oven for Christmas last year.... and I'll be DAMN'd if he didn't get a MF Easy bake oven. and I baked right along with him.
@Sarah Sinclair anything really. If it has sugar, that's what he wants to make.
We love a parent who makes their child happy ✋😌
WE LOVE A SUPPORTIVE PARENT
Imagine thinning cooking is only for girls lol
I'll never forget somehow opening my mom's car trunk and seeing this exact easy bake oven through the plastic bags, instantly realizing that santa was not real.
Sophia Cheng 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
💀💀
*it is a vile demon!!*
That happened to me but with a monster High Doll LMAOO my innocence was destroyed
LMFAOOOAJSJ this happened to me too but with a barbie house
6:15 that's her best kim chi impression of all time and it wasn't even on purpose
🤣🤣🤣
IM WHEEEZING OMG YOU
AHHHHHH I LOVE THISSS
This has sent me omg
Lmfao
I am literally in shock and disbelief that I just watched her eat 20 year old milk.
Why?
“The child in me that was inhibited and gay needs to taste these brownies.”
Such a mood
"It smells sour" Its almost like there's 30 year old eggs and dairy in there, Linda
Yes 😆
U should have put Karen instead of linda💀😂
“ a child killer disguising as a toy? I LOVE IT!”
Chucky and Easy Bake Oven. Legends only.
I mean that’s basically Trixie’s aesthetic
I absolutely love you Trixie... and we NEED more of David talking, yelling, laughing & wheezing in the background 😂 please
THAT LITTLE FIVE YEAR OLD IS MY EX GIRLFRIEND SHOUT OUT TO HER QUEEN YOU MADE HISTORY
ok wth kid
A history making queen... We stan
Not the queen we wanted but the one we all deserved
I want to believe you.
So I am just going to choose to do so and pretend worlds have collided in the best way.
fuck it, man, it's 2020, it's the year of "why the fuck not"
you dated a 5 year old??? FBI open up
I love the way perspective changes everything. I was forced to cook at an early age being a girl in a South American family and I hated it because it was expected and demanded. Trixie on the other hand never had the opportunity because she was a boy and now loves the chance to bake in a child's toy that would have made me so agro if it were gifted to me. Oh life and people, how interesting it all is.
"I don't know, dude" oh God the bocce ball player jumped out
Nobody:
Trixie: "not of God.... nOT A CHRISTIAN!!!"
That 20+ year old cookie mix was clearly dark-sided
dorksahded!!
@Lucia Is not even a Meme, is a reference
@Lucia who?
Tracy Martell: "Don't say I dont do nothing for ya!"
Subtitles: "We never asked for this."
MARTELL SNDKJSMKLDSMLSLKK
“James Beard award nominee Trixie Mattel dies eating ancient easy bake oven cookies.”
AHHH shes a nominee even in a fantasy! GeeeRL I cant
Um she actually is a James Beard award nominee xD it's not a fantasy
Looks like the title of a Vine compilation on TH-cam.
“The Baker and the Beauty” has nothing on Trixie Mattel.
💀💀💀
Trixie: *“It smells like Feet“*
Ad: *aT sKeTcHeRs We KnOw YoU hAvE a LoT oF wOrRiEs*
unrelated but did u know sketchers has no t
@@sauda9086 I love how you said this while still spelling it with a T
@@KingOfGaymes im insane
"30 year old cookie mix" me: oh so its from the 70s, trixie: "this is a 90s easy bake oven" WHAT
1990 - 2020 is 30 years lol
I thought the same thing. Then had an "oh yeah" moment. Gen Z doesn't know what it's like to have no concept of time.
Same haha
@@stevejenks9940 I Feel Called Out
@@stevejenks9940 As a millennial I always feel like we are on the 2000s. I thought I was alone.
“They don’t make 100 watt lightbulbs anymore”
Me: *literally just bought 100w lightbulbs*
*In LA.
In Los Angeles, where people actually live
Zach T uumm what? 💀
I have some in my backpack (long story dont ask) but then again im pretty sure wifi is still illegal in the midwest sooooo
@@ConstantChaos1
wh
What mmm
I owned an easy bake oven and a candy maker when I was a child and oh sis it was so much fun. Yes, I turned out to be a lesbian. c:
weird flex but ok lolololol
I made the BEST shit food and I love women
I had an easy bake oven for like a week and it was gross and now I am pansexual and my specialty is baked mac n cheese????
I had one now I’m a bi Nb and I like making cookies from scratch xD
I'm an Italian nb but I wouldn't know how to cook for my life, ain't that ironic
“I cannot put that in my mouth”
“do it.”
The little smirk after gets me!
@@OrchestralOrg stop
I read the title as “Baked a 30yr old in an Easy Bake Oven.” LMAO 🤣
CITYOF JESSE so she baked Katya
Hahaha. Also, you’re cute.
rest in peace katya😔
RetroFalconPilot 23 You forgot to add 20 years
Now THAT I would watch! 😝
“ThIs hAD lUmPs IN ThE 9o’s” - ugh same
“This is gay rights” that made my die!
Trixie: I love this oven. A child killer that disguised itself as a play time event? I love it!
Also Trixie: **IS a child killer disguised as a part time event**
Omg
I mean but same tho
What I’m hearing is that Trixie is essentially just an Easy bake oven
I think I’m probably one of Trixie’s oldest fans since I have 2 sons that are 30&32 so I’m living for all the Barbie & Skipper stuff from the early 70s. I also had a green Easy Bake (your hand😆) in 1971. Of course my generation also had “Clackers” which were 2 large, heavy balls on either end of a string that you jerked until they were clacking against each other that tons of kids beaned themselves with so...🤣
I didn’t expect to be spending my afternoon watching a 30 year old BEAUTIFUL bald man in a wig baking in an easy bake but here we are and I love it
alternative title idea: James Beard Award Nominee Trixie Mattel Makes Gourmet Easy Bake Oven Cookies
“It’s not bad” 2 seconds later; “it taste like spoiled milk” 😂
"The smell, David" 😜 Anyone else getting Alexos from Schitts Creek vibes? 😉
Aaahaha i said the same thing!! It 100% was Alexis! 😂
Ew David!!
Hide you doughs, hide your batches...
Omg yesssss!!!
It’s a little bit Alexis
Trixie’s earrings are bigger than those cookies...
As she should
remember when chi chi devayne ate her earring
When I was young my sister got an Easy Bake Oven for Christmas and my twin and I got a toy bug maker oven that smelled like burning plastic. My sister wanted our bug maker and we wanted the easy bake. My twin and I are gay now.
We loved making the confetti cakes in it!
She reading the ingredients like she’s Claire Saffitz lmao
Right?! Full Gourmet Makes vibes.
*he
0:58
Trixie: “ *There was even a little five year old who had a bit of her finger amputated* “
Also Trixie: “So yeah I love this oven!!”
I k n o w the girl. Eye- shes talked about it before....many many times
Can I just say; I love it when David is there in the background because they are totally relationship goals! We need more of David and Trixie together 💕
am i the only that thinks of the 70s when people talk about 30 years ago?
Meeeee!!,,
I think this all the time even though I'm a '97 baby and it makes zero actual sense 😩😂 Dumb brain
omg yes
Me, too!
That is exactly the oven I had and those mixes didn't smell good at the time either
I can second this, yes
trixie: my instincts are telling me not to put this in my mouth
*same trixie*: puts two in her mouth
“It tastes like sour milk” then why is it still in your mouth Mary?
“It smells like Parmesan” that’s mould tracey
I had a brain spasm trying to read that
It was probably just the whey protine
*it is a vile demon.*
Trixie smiling after reading the ingredients list immediately followed by a cut shot of her continuing to make the dough is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. The journey that face went through
Jinkx Monsoon wouldn’t have dropped those cookies, right, David?
She also wouldn’t have waited for them to cook.
This is the funniest comment to me 😂
She also would've slept and burn her whole house
Hahaha
I don’t know why the way she said “riboflavin” got me like that 😂
That's the Wisconsin coming through lmao
rib-o-flyavin 😂
3:20 😂😂
The music fading out at 1:42 is SENDING ME
When Trixie dropped the actual cookies I felt my soul leave my body
"it smells like parmesan cheese" IM DYING 😂😂 it's 30 years old Tracy
I had one as a kid in the 80's. It melted and almost burned the house down once because I forgot to turn it off.
who needs culinary class when we have tracy eating expired cookie dough on live television
“IM MASHING UP MY BABY BUMBLE BEE” -bald
"it smells like cookies but it also smells like hot milk" that is such a specific descriptor and it is 100% accurate to when I was 8 burning my fingers in that tiny oven slot
“it might be disgusting and it might not work” me describing myself
wrath of the lamb bold of you to assume that I myself am not the vile demon
100% me to my ex that I broke up with before we had the chance to meet
Ajdjdsksjdk
"I don't see Adam Lambert doing that" I have never screamed this loud
I NEED to tell you... my husband was half asleep next to while I was watching this.. but when you screamed bc you dropped the cookies, he jumped so high out of pure FEAR!😂🤣😂🤣😂 i DIED LAUGHING.
6:59 is when I created a full spiritual bond with Katya as I wheeze laughed in my room nearly falling off the chair...
Last time I was this fast Tracy used to have hair
good one tracy
T R A C Y
I'm straight, but I loved to bake as a kid. I knew two girls who had easy bake ovens so we'd make all kinds of stuff then have a tea party. Don't judge me! Those cookies and cakes were goooood. In the 60s we had super dangerous toys with electric stoves that got up to about 400 degrees to "cook" rubber bugs and other toys, you may now feel some of our childhood pain! Not too much, I hope. Great video!
i prefered the Crayola crayon maker as my dangerously heated child toy.
I had the Hotwheels car factory where you like melt and mold the body of the car out of rubber
I had the lalaloopsy easy bake oven and the bitch didn't bake for shit
I never heard of that, and 50 year old me wants one.
Oh, I remeber my friend would heat edible wax into the crayon maker as a kid.
I love how the 20 minute timer fully is not to scale at all. Time passes however you want it to
Mageneated Its edited, 20 minutes did pass but they didn't include it all
isn't that the tea though
I come back to rewatch this over and over because the entire thing is hilarious! "Not of God! Not a CHRISTIAN!" 😂😂😂
Trixie: **Doesnt want to eat 25 year old cookie dough**
Also Trixie: **Eats bad salsa and things off the floor. **
When you dropped the cookie, you missed the opportunity to say "thats the way the cookie crumples sis" lmao
@Amber Duvall - Genius! That would have been great!
"30 years ago"
"from the 90s"
Holy shit I am old.
This is the most "I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world" video you ever made
David: tells Trixie to eat the cookie, also David: says “you’re crazy” when Trixie eats the cookie
“A child killer that disguises itself as a playtime event - I love it”. We are so similar 😂💛💛💛
I was wheezing when you were eating the 30 year old nasty ass cookie and I want to give props to the editing because this editing was everything that I needed and more!
“please don’t eat that” -me the entire video
I love David's little comments in the background 😂😂
When quarantine ends she’s gonna open a cafe and serve her rotted cookies😂
get those cookies
Ah yes, like the Sweeney Todd cat pie shop but stylised through the lens of a little girl who yearns for schadenfreude and frilly aprons.
Tracy Martell’s sour-ass fossil cookie cafe & long lost toy boutique.
Nate mawma
Me: Just eat it, cmon eat it, EAT ITTT
Also Me: EW WHY ARE YOU EATING IT
same.. but then cringed so bad.
The people reading this comment: If you didn't read the "EAT ITT" in Latrice's voice, you're a fake fan
Is it just me who watches this on repeat for comfort?
Trixie opens a cannabis bakery called “Easy Baked”