Chooses something, explains that his choice is good by the fact that he can go to the army and one tap everyone. His ways are beyond our understanding.
I like how he does that every time a choice involves having power. As Zeus, you could fly around, morph into different shit etc. But his go-to is to be Shroud IRL.
No shit he’s not actually trying to make himself understandable? A lot of ppl do that when reading something ina situation like that? How is that funny, american humour aware
2:15 bro lmao we all know you would instantly choose blue. xQc always worried about being cancelled haha. Also 3:40 is the easiest question ever for guys. It's a dream come true.
I feel like that’s so huge it’s a given that the scenario would ignore the health problems. 10 feet is realistic enough that the health problems would come with it.
Because its assumed that 10 feet tall would be like a normal 10 feet human. Same organ size. But with 3 stories it's assumed that your organs and other body parts also grow to match.
the other option is be an inch tall, which a person could step on you and easily kill you. Being 3 stories tall, although there would be health risks at the very least you would at least live for a certain amount of years before death. The question is really die now or die in a few years.
28:00 As someone who lives in Mobile Alabama, the literal rainiest city in the U.S., that also typically suffers 80-90° summers every year, I live less exaggerated versions of both options constantly. I'd easily take the rain though, the 90° summers with how humid it is where I live are pretty terrible, meanwhile I love rain because it helps me sleep and it's beautiful
*"Would you rather lose 20% of your current viewers and gamba or play an actual game and keep all of your current viewers"* xQc: **having a siezure** *"must gamba"*
@@xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422 Yikes? Now u have a schizophrenic old man with dementia who can't ride a bike, can't walk up stairs and can't speak as a president.
19:39 I’d so much rather be wanted, needed is being attached to a necessity and thus being controlled by it. Control leads to slavery, people are choosing being slaves rather than being at peace. I’d rather chose to not live at all over that
hmm idk. i'd probably choose 2 simply because if i was entering a white neighborhood as a black man, there's some fear there. Being white and going into a black neighborhood, there's nothing to be afraid of as far as racism
Bro, its the opposite, tf do you mean, not only you get a disadvantage socially and systematically, but also depending on the white neighbourhood, some people will just make your life hell like it has happened for generations Worst thing being white in a black neighbourhood is being called a cracker
19:28 last year i didnt feel like anybody wanted me, like i grew up only hearing praises about my intelect and philosophical way of thinking, but last year i changed shools, and im more down to earth now, although the praises (from teachers of course, i prob sound really cringu but im having an existential crisis ok?) are starting again now
I live in Québec and we’re taught that (those two wars) in history class, not a lot, but enough. He should know at least what those wars were. Not specifics, literally just what they were. Tbf though, maybe if it was in French, he might’ve known it, in french, the Civil War is called “Guerre de Sécession” (Secession War) and the Revolutionary War is called “La Guerre d’indépendance des États-Unis” (The United States’ War of Independence)
If you would rather face your biggest fear once a month than live in isolation, doesn't that make living in isolation your biggest fear? If so, it means your choices would be to face isolation once a month or live in isolation. Such a paradox.
@@TheReal_GigaChad what part of brutally attacked didn't register, think what would cause each individual to attack but not kill. It's not a get arrested or die question.
Chat acting like they would be able to handle someone with severe ocd lol I don't think anyone actually knows what it's like to have that super bad ocd
I love how he always picks the option that implies you're rich, mans does not wanna go back
no one wanna be cheap
@@eleganteval8330 that's what rich people say
This guy knows how to pick good choices in a difficult dilemma
this guy knows
War
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this website knows how to use the same joke for 1 year
Like becoming a man-eating woman instead of a robot?
The whole conversation at 14:53 is just the plot of the Eldian Empire.
X is the Founding Titan monkaW
Abnormal Titan PepeLaugh
Yea i can imagine the wall titans smashing houses
Chooses something, explains that his choice is good by the fact that he can go to the army and one tap everyone. His ways are beyond our understanding.
I like how he does that every time a choice involves having power. As Zeus, you could fly around, morph into different shit etc. But his go-to is to be Shroud IRL.
@@Xtrendence Shroud monkaW
@@Xtrendence Shroud is arguably scarier
@@Xtrendence and also fuck every woman in your eyesight, cant forget about that
I cannot stop laughing at 28:36! Imagine trying to understand what he’s saying without reading it yourself
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No shit he’s not actually trying to make himself understandable? A lot of ppl do that when reading something ina situation like that? How is that funny, american humour aware
@@phantom8699 you ok?
@@phantom8699 you ok?
@@phantom8699 no?.................
The Trump vs. Rosie roast had me crying omfg it just didn't stop. Multiple critical hits.
It’s the best when he picks one and then he argues for the other 😂
Fr
this guy is so entertaining for 35:22 minutes, he should stream on twitch
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@@btr4yd this guy is so entertaining for 35:22 minutes, he should stream on twitch
@@Discoverers imagine 🤡
@@btr4yd imagine dragons….that you can take to war
@@tingledinkle this comment got me good
31:19 made me shed a tear
1984 aware
This guy knows how to breathe oxygen, eat food, and occupy space in this time space continuum. Very inspiring.
umm its actually continuom 🤓🤓
@@windvindr it’s not though
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@@windvindr lmfao
For some reason I was dying whenever he brought up War in every Scenario because it's that dumb 😂
This guy knows how to be obsessed with war
14:40 start of all the war stuff
19:40
20:20
20:40
26:20
31:20
I love you
21:55 technically, if you did shut off gravity for a day, the earth wouldnt orbit the sun anymore, and we would eventually die from cold
Yeah we’d all be fucked. No gravity means we die almost immediately.
TECHNICALLY 🤓
I am fucking crying at that Trump interview holy shit
ultimate based man
8:44 oh no hes gonna gamble his blue kids money!
"she talks like a truck driver"
im dead💀
Love how the video ends when chat tells him to wipe
Where’s the one where it asks if he would date someone that looks 12 or looks 70
Clueless surely he wont get cancelled over a fucking would you rather question
Sounds like an easy question 🤠
@Krioque
BIGBRAIN
He answered "12" and that's the right answer. Debate me
@@campfireofdreams758 12= pedo. 70 = not pedo. You choose.
rain for a month would flood everything though
2:15 bro lmao we all know you would instantly choose blue. xQc always worried about being cancelled haha. Also 3:40 is the easiest question ever for guys. It's a dream come true.
Xqc would rather be 3 stories tall than 10 feet when he said he would have to be fighting gravity smh💀
I feel like that’s so huge it’s a given that the scenario would ignore the health problems. 10 feet is realistic enough that the health problems would come with it.
Because its assumed that 10 feet tall would be like a normal 10 feet human. Same organ size. But with 3 stories it's assumed that your organs and other body parts also grow to match.
@@happymolecule8894 Yeah you'd be a fuckinj kaiju
the other option is be an inch tall, which a person could step on you and easily kill you. Being 3 stories tall, although there would be health risks at the very least you would at least live for a certain amount of years before death. The question is really die now or die in a few years.
Real life ereh jeager AYAYA
12:56 Sigma lore
14:54 AOT lore
that tame impala song at 18:50 been stuck in my head for some time and now i hear it here too
28:00 As someone who lives in Mobile Alabama, the literal rainiest city in the U.S., that also typically suffers 80-90° summers every year, I live less exaggerated versions of both options constantly. I'd easily take the rain though, the 90° summers with how humid it is where I live are pretty terrible, meanwhile I love rain because it helps me sleep and it's beautiful
MF LIVES IN ALABAMA LMAOOOOOOOO
Xqc feeling Xtra courageous wanting to go to war today. Gigachad
He is unaware of the gunshot survival rate vs stabbing survival rate
Dude tried to act like he was on the fence but he had his answer just like everyone else
10:00 my mans actually forgot the existence of palms
21:45 you guys don't understand that having gravity shut off for a day would literally kill everybody because the atmosphere would never exist again
The music goes hard af
17:07 bruh in the first option your face will start looking like a pancake if it keeps getting hit
28:02 the 2nd one is already a reality in california
25:27 "hey can you unload/ load the dishwasher"
*"Would you rather lose 20% of your current viewers and gamba or play an actual game and keep all of your current viewers"*
xQc: **having a siezure** *"must gamba"*
This guy knows how to go to war
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0:36 i’ll be rich with Ryan Reynolds
The smurf baby scheme was so genuine, he's a legitimate money goblin 👺
I mean u don’t want a clapped kid
That means u have a clapped wife
*starts explaining Attack on Titan*
Holy fuuuck that Trump clip I'm dead
My president FeelsStrongMan
@@SkegAudio yikes
@@xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422 Yikes? Now u have a schizophrenic old man with dementia who can't ride a bike, can't walk up stairs and can't speak as a president.
how does every answer lead him to winning a war lmao
dude more people support iron man in the marvel civil war...that's the thing I'm most surprised about
It IS bad to be a gay
Grow up
True
@@yes8517 no you grow up. He's just saying the truth
@@ramirez4456 njah being homophobic is not the truth
It is and xqc used to make fun of them just 2 years now but he changed to fit his audiance who is probably full of them 🙂
6:09 I thought it was an EPIC tts... it wasn't, but still funny af
90% of his choices were about money lmao, once you are rich you want more, thats how it works I guess
33:25 moment of silence for all our orphan brothers
I died when he said more in the future.
The jedi vs Hogwards thing definitely jedi I mean force healing alone can cure like everything plus then all the other perks
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For real, glad I'm not the only one who thought of that 😩🖐🏻
imagine having cancer and being invincible doesnt allow doctors to operator on you.
0:52 it is.
19:39
I’d so much rather be wanted, needed is being attached to a necessity and thus being controlled by it. Control leads to slavery, people are choosing being slaves rather than being at peace. I’d rather chose to not live at all over that
xqc's chat always amazes me.
love that he added stare
Juicers share one collective braincell
19:00
Isn't that literally the same?
If someone wants me, they obviously also need me...?
Whats song @ 14:00
its funny when chat spams the :D and :) emote back and forth lol
8:03 not a single person in chat made fun of the way they spelled League...
i like how every answer was money related
11:20
hey i mean i doubt we're blood-related, 2 moms for sure
5:31 grounded [to death] as in buried alive
0:07 Alan walker & K-391 song!!
10 feet tall: your body is fighting against gravity
3 stories tall: Boom Boom Skerrrt
Saw clips n was waiting 4 this vod, thx
0:01 he already lives in isolation
"manipulate them to a crisp" LOL idk why that's so funny to me
1:51 Be black in a wadabuda, or be white in badabuda
😭😭💀I thought I was the only one who noticed LMAOOO
2:50
bro if you get a nobel prize and you aren't filthy rich, it's because you chose not to be rich
I think I'll sue her because it'll be fun." GIGACHAD
19:45 I want to own 70+ percent of the world
2:17 come on 1 is the obvious answer 2 is a death sentence nowadays
hmm idk. i'd probably choose 2 simply because if i was entering a white neighborhood as a black man, there's some fear there. Being white and going into a black neighborhood, there's nothing to be afraid of as far as racism
Why would you say something so ignorant? You could have just not said anything lmao
@@DETOXKYT gonna cry?
Bro, its the opposite, tf do you mean, not only you get a disadvantage socially and systematically, but also depending on the white neighbourhood, some people will just make your life hell like it has happened for generations
Worst thing being white in a black neighbourhood is being called a cracker
its obviously 1, no need to argue with it
19:28 last year i didnt feel like anybody wanted me, like i grew up only hearing praises about my intelect and philosophical way of thinking, but last year i changed shools, and im more down to earth now, although the praises (from teachers of course, i prob sound really cringu but im having an existential crisis ok?) are starting again now
FeelsStrongMan ???
bruh those are rookie numbers I never feel like anybody truly wants me Sadge
ok but who asked
@@SuperAmazingNoob nobody, but you took your time to reply lol
@@zackbozz269 do i delete this comment or leave it as a memory of my cringy past (3 hours is a long time, now im a changed man)
34:16 that was a nasty shat
bruh what was that soundfont though ⁉
21:03 I already eat slat but choice. Pour some in your hand and eat it, goes hard
That second one is literally just Have a hot spouse and but poor, and Have a hot spouse but rich
1:48 aww whats wrong with answer the question?
0:45 wdym it is bad
4:20 im eating an almost choked laughing 18:20 i cant with these depressed comments man
This guy knows how to go to war with it
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Big bad wolf, get house made of brick ez
10:00 Haha, he realised he was wrong. Or that he couldn't explain.
nonono. he said that picking up something without your thump is like being a crab, and he proved his point
@@qwert2051 He picked up the bottle just fine without his thumb though.
23:47 okay what if you get stabbed with a machete? Lmao
Dang XQC's chat really expecting him to know American education wow how smart and not self entitled arrogant
The fact that chat said Pepega because a Canadian doesn't know American history is wild.
I live in Québec and we’re taught that (those two wars) in history class, not a lot, but enough. He should know at least what those wars were. Not specifics, literally just what they were. Tbf though, maybe if it was in French, he might’ve known it, in french, the Civil War is called “Guerre de Sécession” (Secession War) and the Revolutionary War is called “La Guerre d’indépendance des États-Unis” (The United States’ War of Independence)
i like the song in the background hahahah ignite from alan Walker and k391
If you would rather face your biggest fear once a month than live in isolation, doesn't that make living in isolation your biggest fear? If so, it means your choices would be to face isolation once a month or live in isolation. Such a paradox.
NO FUCKING WAY I GOT AN AD FOR THE US ARMY RIGHT AFTER HE MADE ANOTHER WAR JOKE
Man brought up war alot lmao
Chat saying Pepega and na education OMEGALUL when x doesn’t know anything about American wars because he’s French Canadian
Yeah but is that not like common to know atleast anything about different countries histories atleast thats normal in EU NA OMEGALUL
@@LaloSillymanca yea pretty common I’m still not French Canadian tho so eu lulw
@@LaloSillymanca world history isn't just an EU thing btw
@@witherrogue4041 It is mostly Asia, Europe and Africa tho not NA
@@LaloSillymanca I literally just passed my World History class and I live in NA, what do you meant "not NA".....
26:45
forsen is 1 and xqc is 2.
23:20 someone said be american or british lmao
this guy knows to go to war and one tap people
28:36 1 wants to ruin your life, 2 wants to teach you a lesson.
??? 1 sends you to prison, 2 sends you to your grave.
@@TheReal_GigaChad what part of brutally attacked didn't register, think what would cause each individual to attack but not kill. It's not a get arrested or die question.
28:36 I’m sorry what did u say
this guy know how to maintain his skincare routine
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you can tell how dated a lot of these questions are. I don't even know if there are even recent questions anymore
A fun question is this :
"Would you rather" "Choose red" on Blue case "Choose blue" on Red case
Chat acting like they would be able to handle someone with severe ocd lol I don't think anyone actually knows what it's like to have that super bad ocd
“no pc”
well time to find an actual job now
here's the misconception: invincible != immortal. invisible for sure
1:45 monkaLaugh
If I speak….
Why does the music sound like it's on a rollercoaster?
what website is this? i cant find it anywhere online