In an odd twist of fate the legion has grown to the point that there are telegram scam bots infesting the comments on every video we upload. Monkeys paw and all that. I am working diligently to try and purge as many as possible but it's a game of whack a mole unfortunately new accounts keep popping up. For your own safety please please please do not click on any telegram giveaways in the comments. Nothing of the sort is being run at the moment and if I was it would be explicitly mentioned in the video with detailed instructions. Stay safe friends
In case your curious about the tomato thing you mentioned its so that the tomato plant does not waste energy on supporting itself and can invest more in the fruit.
Even the big channels have those things, and there's really not much you can do to stop it, because it costs nothing to make a new scam account. You just need to ban it for commercial spam and move on, because those things run as farms from god knows where. Ironically, they're a lot like the Orks, you'd have to glass the internet to be rid of them. Fortunately, once you've had your first one pop up in your thread, they all largely look the same, and it's real easy to develop an eye for it. It's almost always the channel image and some version of the name with a bunch of numbers or letters or little decorative emogi things.
28:12 It was the Elder that were created alongside the Krorks for the War in Heaven. The Tau are a relatively new race in the grand scheme of things. I hope this helps. Keep up the excellent content, guys. I'd love to see your take on some of the crazy weapons that can be found in 40K. The Emperor protects 🤘
Anything we in the comment section can do to help such as down vote to make it easier to find? Also I know its pretty unrelated but have you ever considered doing any videos about Lord of the rings or AOS Warhammer? I am well aware that there are quite literally almost endless things to discuss and create videos about for 40K but I was just wondering.
Just want to mention i see you guys have been active for about 6 months but ive only found you this week. Gotta give you props i can definitely tell why you grew so quickly even if its a surprise to yall. The passion drips from your speech in a very loving way and not many 40k fans (just being honest) are as charismatic or well spoken as they think they are lol. Finding somebody you enjoy share the lore with goes a long way in interest when theres so much damn lore to begin with lol
Also ghaz didn’t just like compliment yarrick. It’s emphasized that ghaz spoke perfect high gothic and said “‘A great fight,’ he said. He extended a huge, clawed finger and tapped me once on the chest. ‘My best enemy.’ He stepped aside and gestured to the ramp. ‘Go to Armageddon,’ he said. ‘Make ready for the greatest fight.” And yarrick says of all the scars he has. Nothing scared him as much as an ork speaking high gothic
Imagine a chimpanzee walking up to you, grinning, letting out not a pant-laugh, but a straight up HUMAN SOUNDING chuckle, playfully backhanding you in the chest, and then in flawless Latin, cheerfully saying "Hey man! You're my best bud in all of God's creation!...Let's go kill each other!" ...the orcs might actually be the scariest faction...
I like the one where an Ork warship broke down mid transit to another world, so the Orks all hopped out to get working on repairs. Another Ork warship pulls up, and their crew hops out dressed in their own space suits. They go up to the first crew and they’re like “Lads, you ain’t got space suits on? You can survive out here without one.” And then the entirety of the first crew immediately decompressed and died because they became aware they were supposed to be dead from this.
"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude." - Eldar philosopher Uthan the Perverse's thoughts on the Orks
Fun fact: due to blue being the luckiest colour in ork eyes, it makes the ultramarine chapter a struggle for Orks to fight, they’re just too lucky for the orks to kill
More fan theory than fact, but yeah it's a fun idea. If it was 'fact' that it worked that way though, then it would have to be the case that the Salamanders would be the hardest. Green is best, after all.
@@Arbaaltheundefeatedthe Slamanders desire to save every life is what makes them the best of Humanity... they are literally the best parts of the Emperor's love for humanity
You missed the part where its in their codex that you can kitbash their models out of anything you have around the house and they are legal. I've seen Tanks and Stompa's made from Tomas the train toys and Truks made from hot wheels madmax BS. And with Yarrick being toasty, he might become a minor Ork deity just because he is that great.
I remember the transport rules back in the day was that you can fit as many models into the vehicle as you can onto the model truck itself, and any that fell off, fell off in game!
*could GW hates fun and creativity so we haven’t been allowed to have looted models per the rules for a while now. Not that it will stop most people from allowing you to play well-modeled stuff.
Probably one of the coolest tidbits of info I've come across about the Beast, was that the first time he was seen by Imperial forces, they thought it was just a big statue orks had carved. Then it moved and they realized it wasn't a statue of an ork boss, it WAS the ork boss.
Concerning Yarrick, I like to believe that Yarrick is cunning and brutal enough to have spread the rumor that Angron killed him knowing it would agro Ghaz, like how the empire detoured the tyranids into the Orks, and he is waiting to reveal himself later. Would add more to the story, allow GW to write Yarrick back in for fan appeal,would bump both characters myths, and doesn't do so by making Angron a chump because from his perspective he wouldn't even know who these two are and as a khornate he wouldn't even be pissed. It would be a khornate dream, endless blood and skulls coming to him like uber eats for daemons. My dream end to this would be the lion having a serious duel with Angron and ghaz comes out of nowhere with a chair like the wwe to body Angron for Yarrick
During the Angron VS Ghaz Fight, Ghaz on the ropes, about to be krumped. Spirit?Yarrick: "Get up, Ork. Is this how you die? To a heretic?" Ghaz: Proceeds to get mantled by Gork and Mork and bodies Angron. Khorne: "Wait, that ain't in the script."
@@xluispx4477Khorne's just watching Ghaz and Angron duke it out while horking down hot dogs and chugging from a beer helmet, screaming and shouting like a middle aged dad watching a Bloodbowl game.
What's wild about the War of The Beast is that the Imperials Fists (and all their successor chapters) *BROKE THE RULES* and pretty much became a Legion again. The Lastwall Protocol. The Imperial Fists, the Crimson Fists, The Fists of Dorn, the Black Templars, all of them.
These are always the worst moments for the imperium but the best moments to read if you’re a fan of the chapter. I was losing my mind during devastation of baal when Dante basically reformed the IXth. Didn’t it happen with the dark angels too in arks of omen?
54:10 Orks are the most serious and dedicated roleplayer's in the Warhammer 40K universe. That's the reason why that worked or why they died after the guards made shooting noises. Everything and everyone has to bend to their RP rules. That's at least the explanation I'm going with from now on.
There was a 40k story when Orks did team up with IG. During a siege of a hive city an orc charges through weapons fire and saves a human child. The imperial guard soldiers that witnessed this was shocked and one asked, "Did you see that?" To which their officer or commisar replied, "no, and neither did you!" "Yes sir."
Isn't there a story about a small clan that learned to read because of the color theory, but it caused immense problems across most ork-kind, so they stopped that program?
I love the fact that the Bad Moons klan are the wealthiest klan as they have a mutation that makes their teeth regrow faster. The other Orky klans don't mind this however as they know if they need teeth they can always kick a Bad Moon Ork's head in like a living piggy bank and get all the cash they need. Absolutely loving the series so far, you guys rock. Now that you've covered one of my favourites here, I'd love to see you cover all flavours Eldar. Especially the oft forgotten Exodites too. I love the knife eared bastards.
Me and a group of friends were playing a Warhammer DND game (using Star wars 5e), and I used a purple orc that accidentally got mixed into a human squadron, and just went with it. Great times
What would be really funny is that (since he believes he is perfectly camouflaged and all his ladz think the same with purple being da best sneakin color) all the Imperials just see this taller than average Guardsman or Ogryn that is good in a fight but actually braindead retarded from how poor their Gothic is. "Oy Boss, we'z gonna go Krump dem Tau Gitz ova derr?" "Oh yes we will big guy, here have a candy." "Oohh Kandie"
The topsy turvey thing actually makes it super easy to grow tomatoes because the vines hang down more easily than trying to get them to grow up a tomato climber. My mother used to grow tomatoes like that.
One of my favourite stories about the pros is when some guardsmen were holding out against the orks and they ran out of ammo and they just started saying bang and the orks fell dead because they believed they had ammo until some orks didn’t fall and the guardsmen heard them saying “I’m a tank, I’m a tank, I’m a tank”.
My headcanon is that the Krork were made after the Eldar. Just think about it, the Eldar needed to couch the creation of their gods in a ton of super confusing mysticism, despite basically making them to be psychic appliances to do stuff for them, and their gods got absolutely wrecked by just ONE chaos god. The Krork gods have a super easy to understand legend about them, and they're not just still around, but have their own warp domain despite four warp gods being on the scene. The Eldar is the needlessly overengineered, expensive, fiddly solution. The Krork is the superior next generation replacement.
The eldar probs evolved on their own and already formed their pantheon when the war in heaven started, with the Old Ones grabbing em and then modifying them for war. Krorks would be the specially engineered war species aomed specifically at smashing the necrons. Them devolving into the orks may be a fail safe by the Old Ones.
I hope Ghaz meets Tuska on his way to kill Angron and they team up. Also if Yarrick's soul is wandering the Warp, I could see Gork/Mork reincarnating him as an ork
The sword logic comparison only gets stronger when you mentioned the war moons. The Hive in destiny (primary followers of the sword logic) also have war moons. They are usually made by the brood of Xivu Arath, the Hive god of war. Basically, when one of Xivu’s army is done conquering a system, they will begin the process of slowly corrupting and hollowing out the moons in the system by using some rituals to open portals to the ascendant plane (honestly, just a much more quite warp) and in the process just wind up destroying any coherent concept of reality under the surface of these moons (bottomless pits, shifting labyrinths, etc.). Once the process is completed, the moons will be detached from their orbits, and pulled into the ascendant plane, only to be pulled back out again in orbit around the next planet the Hive plan to raze. Usually, the war moons just serve as a base of operations, but they have from time to time been used as actual weapons, including one time in the books of sorrow when Xivu was loosing a friendly fight with her brother, Oryx. Unwilling to accept defeat (as is the nature of all hive who follow the sword logic), Xivu instead decided to drop a war moon onto the planet they where fighting on. Oryx would describe this act as “a waste of a moon”, but would ultimately express gratitude towards his sister for helping him learn how to protect himself from planetary annihilation. Honestly, with just a tiny bit of context changes, this entire story could fit right in with the usual Ork shenanigans.
Keeping in theme with purple being the sneakiest color. The Tau stealth battle suits’ box art showed them as purple (I think now their box art is white though)
If you ever do a Tau video, you should do one on the Farsight Enclave. It's quite the interesting offshoot of the main faction that some people consider better than the base Tau Empire.
@@cegesh1459 I think it just has to do with them not having too many subfactions. If GW gave the Tau some more different Xenos units besides the Kroot I think they'd be a lot cooler on the tabletop
My favorite bit of ork lore is ones that are trapped on primitive worlds can reach a critical mass and a few of them will go "Hold it, i gotz an idear!" And suddenly they start mining and manufacturing tanks and spaceships to go get some killing done. No gradual build up of tech, just a sudden leap from catapults and pointy sticks to giant machine guns and rocket ships.
If Ghaz meets Angron, you best believe Khorne is gonna be looking at that fight HARD. In this corner, and Ork, who Khrone loves due to their violent, on a vengeance Waaagh. And in the other corner, you have Angron, Khrone’s favorite little trouble maker.
Pretty much all Ork science works on Todd Howard rules, part actual science basics, with the rest filled out with “It just works.” And the whole Yarrick situation is both awesome and hilarious. If Angron has killed him, Ghaz is going to be super pissed, and the orks and the imperium will have a common enemy.
Orks are absolutely the happiest race is 40k. Even when they're losing, they're enjoying it. When two Orks are fighting side by side & one of them gets their head exploded by a bolter round, the other feels no remorse, no fear, no disgust. Not even anger. Just pure joy in the hilarity of seeing a head go pop from within brain-splash range.
I’ve been out of the warhammer universe for what must be a decade. Your videos have gotten me back into the lore and I’m loving the little differences and just expansion of the info I already had from the past.
Waaaaaay late but legit, you guys are one of the few - and I honestly think the only - channel with 2 people talking about warhammer and it's just amazing! Love you guys and can't wait to start making a bit of money to help support you! For the Emperor and for Krieg!
I know I’m commenting on a video that’s 9 months old but I love to see how this channel has grown and how they were going after 10K subs in this video and currently they’re at 122k I love to see how this channel is growing
You guys are making it so easy for me to get into Warhammer lore. You help make it super digestible for new people. Love what you do. Liked and subbed. Keep it up boyz.
24:00 those "gravity whips" you're talking about actually exist in theory. It's called a cosmic string, which is basically a singularity but along a 2D line. Thought to exist in galactic cores or possibly in interstellar voids. And They. Are. WILD
I suggest lueton09 if thats how you spell it, he has mountains and mountains of lore on his channel and you can start from pretty much anywhere as he always gives a bit of background info for events and stuff, you do have to ingest a lot of lore for the puzzle pieces to start connecting tho
@Man's Man yeah, but lets be honest theres a lot of lore to get right or wrong and he puts a ton of time into the videos so i think he kinda has a right to get mad when people ignore the whole video to just correct him on one little thing. Plus he doeant complain in his videos very often at least from what ive seen and ive seen a bit.
My new favorite channel honestly if you guys did a Playlist where you literally just went book by book and explained all the Juicy details so that I could do a tabletop easier I would love it.
When you grow tomatoes you have to get wire circular “cages” to help them grow upwards or they will fall over and die. The “Topsy Turvy” was an idea on how to grow them without the cages. Also would allow people who live in apartments to grow fresh tomatoes as they could hang it in the patio. Have no idea how well it works as I’ve never tried it but that was the theory behind it.
I plan on having fresh tomatoes on my apartment, so im gonna try them out in the next months when i get a new job, so ill be updating in a few weeks so you dont have to
For the topsy turvy product it was for people who lived in apartments and smaller spaces where they couldn't put it in a planter bed and tomatoes will just keep growing if they aren't stopped. Also would be awesome to get a video on Vulkan :)
Oh man I am really hoping for a video on the chaos gods and something on the dark eldar. I love the setup of trying to explain 40k lore to someone who is new to it, so good soooo good. These are great so far and your enthusiasm and humor is infectious.
Nids are just bootleg xenomorphs without an ounce of personality, there's really nothing to cover other than biology and all that is is "they eat things and can do whatever they want as long as they've eaten something that can do that." Boring crab gitz
I think the closest Ork to get to being up there with the Six Prime Orks during the WAAAGH! of the Beast. I that is none other than our favorite greenie big boss, The Prophet of the WAAAGH!, The Herald of Gork and Mork, Ghazghkull Thraka. The big guy is the biggest, the smartest, and the toughest Ork of them all. Guy got his brains blown out and survived, then beheaded and put on a bigger Ork body. Also, he can speak and read Low Gothic (Imperium Language) perfectly. Plus, currently he is kind of pissed. Someone killed his favorite playmate.
Ok here me out. In this episode I have learned quite a few things and I promise they all come to a point... 1. Gaz is basically heading to be as powerful as the beast, BUT he is actually 1 Orc. 2. Yerik(I think that's how it's spelled?) Was a hard fighter and gaz used him as an XP farm. 3. Orc gods are real in the warp. 4. Yerik is most likely dead at the hand of Taco Bell AAngry Sauce. 5. Yerik's soul most likely is still in the warp. Ok so here's where the pieces come together and fire from the headcanon... Sin the power of orcs comes from belief and manifesting what they believe true, couldn't there be a situation wjere the soul of Yerik jas an encounter with the Orc gods in the warp, word gets routed to Gaz that the found a competitor. Gaz begins speeding straight in whatever direction his "FleEt" is facing(because of course that's the right way) and because his WAAAGH believes it, they could "resurrect" him out of sheer will of belief? Just a theory, entertaining I hope. Love the content guys! Just got my first set gifted to me and I have you guys to thank! Keep going! FOR GLORY! FOR THE EMPEROR!
they do believe he is dead !! so he stays dead , ork are too stupid to think someone could be resurrected , if so they would've resurrected all there old war bosses !!!
I've just started reading the ork codex, and I must say what I've heard on top of the lore I've acrewed is basically why they're my favorite faction. You could do whatever you want with them, and they are one of the more diverse factions in the warhammer setting, be it age of sigmar or 40K. You could make some goffs, free bootas, or bad moons and throw them all in the mix if you wanted to. You can throw a green tide of hulking infantry at the enemy or send in a wave of vehicles and aircraft, basically creating your own kult of speed as the codex said. All in all, it is really fun being a greenskins player in the wathammer universe.
I'd love to hear deep dives into ork units! My favorites are stormboyz who are the epitome of ork anarchy, and pride themselves on regimented and structured (by ork standards) training and a more serious nature
I would love to hear about the Blood Angel's, especially before Sanginius and post-Heresy early days. They were so different before and after Sanginius came to them and after his death.
I love warhammer lore so much even though I will probably never play the games. But you guys make the lore so interesting and fun to learn that idc if I never play the game. Thanks guys
Correction about yarrick hes that smart the when he heard the url called him "old bale eye" he had a tech one put in that can fire a laser to SCARE the orks. he also won his power claw in solo combat by killing a warboss and had the adeptus mechanicus make the claw work and install it at first the admech said heresey but he convinced then if the tactil worth in it
God it'd be so great to see Angron vs the orcs, see him absolutely tear Ghaz into small pieces, which will just be added to other orcs and create a bunch of mini Ghaz's
I was told the goal of all orkz at this point is to somehow band together and turn the entire universe into a gun that shoots itself (metaphorically and literally).
One of my favourite stories about the orks (not sure if it’s true) they we’re fighting guardsmen and during the fight the guardsmen ran out of ammunition so they started using they’re hands and shouting “bang bang bang” and it killed the orks. Not sure how it ends but I’m imagining that scene from tales of the borderlands when the main character has a finger gun battle 😂
My favorite story of orc stupidity is when a human army ran out of ammo and decided to point their guns at the orcs and say bang, but bullets were hitting them even though they were empty
A Waaagh is England when Tyson fury has a boxing match. I’ve walked the streets after one, it’s what other countries call a riot and the police often have to treat it as one.
Not really. The Krorks devolved because there wasn't enough war to sustain their forms, so they turned into Orks. That's why if an Ork were to be exposed to enough hardcore war, he would eventually turn into a Krork.
Honestly, Orks are the happiest and most successful faction of Warhammer 40k. They don't get weighed down by things like philosophy, you hardly ever feel pain, and the universe is full of fights waiting to happen. On a practical side, they have nearly everyone beat. You can scavenge and steal scraps, and through the group mind powers, it works, which cuts down on processing time. Your mind may be in the Warp, but Gork n Mork will protect you from the other 4 Chaos Gods, so daemonic infections will likely not happen, and a reduced chance of making another Slaanesh (cough Eldar cough). You're also genetically programmed with all the skills you need, so no time waisted on teaching mastering skills
What if ghazghkull was so mad that angron killed commissar yarrick that he teamed up with the blood angels salamanders iron fists and ultramarines and they all used the waaagh energy to just absolutely annihilate angron and his forces?
Why does everyone hate the British, it's starting to tempt the waaaaaargh. Got to love all fungi. Naaah jokes this is by far one of my most favourite podcast. You both have taught me so much, so many thanks. Big love from the brits 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
I just discovered you guys from TikTok, since ive been craving 40k in more of a casual way. and didnt figure out i guys had a youtube untill recently. Keep up the good work
Fun fact about the whole ork krork scale, they're basically self-limiting, orks will naturally scale their power and even their technology up and down based on the magnitude of threat they're facing! So after the War In Heaven and the Fall of the Aeldari they basically didn't have any real opposition for a long time, so they downscaled to what the Imperium thinks of as "normal" orks. This is theorized to be a safety feature put in by the Old Ones to stop them becoming a bigger threat than the Necrons they were meant to fight. Big E and Horus basically managed to speed-blitz them, wiping them out faster than they could scale up, however when that blitz stopped the scaling kicked in, at least partially which is how we got The Beast. After that they basically scaled down since the post Heresy Imperium wasn't nearly as much of a threat, but then Kryptman threw a Tyranid Hive Fleet at the biggest WAAAGH around, and let them beat the brakes off each other for YEARS, so now we're once again getting real close to krork level Boyz again!
I would LOVE to see some stuff about the lore behind the individual units for Orks. I think it would work better for the Orks than others, because their units are more like, smaller tribal sub-factions than others, and so the individual cultures of them (along with the overall Kulturs of the Orks) have some lore behind them. Like the Burnaboyz with their cutting torch things, Tankbustas, SQUIGS are a big one that I'd like to see more about... Their propensity for looting stuff from other factions and maybe a little about how that ties into tabletop stuff (I know you talk more lore, but Orks have some FUN game stuff).
I heard a rumor that you can make ork war machines out of sprues (the plastic bits that hold the model parts onto the frame) and it counts as a legal model in tournaments.
TikTok brought me here and gotta say subbed right away easily accessible 40k content is something that I need I don't think I'll play the game but the lore is so good
My favorite thing about that guardmen mimicking gun sounds story is that it sounds like the kind of folk story guardsmen would tell each other around a campfire
The Orks are the fractured remains of the last Old One, they are so stupid becuase they are separated, and thank goodness, cause if they knew they had the power to shape the material universe we would all be totally boned.
not the tau, you're thinking the Eldar; they were super psykers with the ability to essentially toggle "god mode" on and off on a whim, and were also pretty good with their tech to boot.
Why do I imagine a bunch of kids would decimate an ork waaagh? Pincones are grenades. Can't kill me I'm touching home base. Drawing an explosion on a sticky note and sticking it to a rock throwing it. A stick would become a damn magic wand.
In an odd twist of fate the legion has grown to the point that there are telegram scam bots infesting the comments on every video we upload. Monkeys paw and all that. I am working diligently to try and purge as many as possible but it's a game of whack a mole unfortunately new accounts keep popping up. For your own safety please please please do not click on any telegram giveaways in the comments.
Nothing of the sort is being run at the moment and if I was it would be explicitly mentioned in the video with detailed instructions. Stay safe friends
In case your curious about the tomato thing you mentioned its so that the tomato plant does not waste energy on supporting itself and can invest more in the fruit.
Even the big channels have those things, and there's really not much you can do to stop it, because it costs nothing to make a new scam account. You just need to ban it for commercial spam and move on, because those things run as farms from god knows where.
Ironically, they're a lot like the Orks, you'd have to glass the internet to be rid of them. Fortunately, once you've had your first one pop up in your thread, they all largely look the same, and it's real easy to develop an eye for it. It's almost always the channel image and some version of the name with a bunch of numbers or letters or little decorative emogi things.
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It was the Elder that were created alongside the Krorks for the War in Heaven. The Tau are a relatively new race in the grand scheme of things. I hope this helps. Keep up the excellent content, guys. I'd love to see your take on some of the crazy weapons that can be found in 40K. The Emperor protects 🤘
Anything we in the comment section can do to help such as down vote to make it easier to find? Also I know its pretty unrelated but have you ever considered doing any videos about Lord of the rings or AOS Warhammer? I am well aware that there are quite literally almost endless things to discuss and create videos about for 40K but I was just wondering.
Just want to mention i see you guys have been active for about 6 months but ive only found you this week. Gotta give you props i can definitely tell why you grew so quickly even if its a surprise to yall. The passion drips from your speech in a very loving way and not many 40k fans (just being honest) are as charismatic or well spoken as they think they are lol. Finding somebody you enjoy share the lore with goes a long way in interest when theres so much damn lore to begin with lol
Also ghaz didn’t just like compliment yarrick. It’s emphasized that ghaz spoke perfect high gothic and said “‘A great fight,’ he said. He extended a huge, clawed finger and tapped me once on the chest. ‘My best enemy.’ He stepped aside and gestured to the ramp. ‘Go to Armageddon,’ he said. ‘Make ready for the greatest fight.” And yarrick says of all the scars he has. Nothing scared him as much as an ork speaking high gothic
It’d be like if SixSix from Ben 10 spoke fluent English for a few moments to tell Ben a threat
Really I love that they are frienemies
This is wonderful, thank you
That's bad ass!
Imagine a chimpanzee
walking up to you,
grinning,
letting out not a pant-laugh, but a straight up HUMAN SOUNDING chuckle,
playfully backhanding you in the chest,
and then in flawless Latin, cheerfully saying "Hey man! You're my best bud in all of God's creation!...Let's go kill each other!"
...the orcs might actually be the scariest faction...
I like the one where an Ork warship broke down mid transit to another world, so the Orks all hopped out to get working on repairs. Another Ork warship pulls up, and their crew hops out dressed in their own space suits. They go up to the first crew and they’re like “Lads, you ain’t got space suits on? You can survive out here without one.” And then the entirety of the first crew immediately decompressed and died because they became aware they were supposed to be dead from this.
That's so goddamn funny XD! Friendly-Fire wasn't turned off, I suppose.
Yeah that’s pretty great, Orks can breathe in space, because they don’t know they can’t breathe in space
It'd be even funnier if their "spacesuits" were something ridiculous, like plastic wrap with a helmet or something equally stupid
@@sparkyspinz9897 a fish bowl on their heads and that's it😂😂😂😂
Rescue team turns off creative mode for emersion.
"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude." - Eldar philosopher Uthan the Perverse's thoughts on the Orks
Fun fact: due to blue being the luckiest colour in ork eyes, it makes the ultramarine chapter a struggle for Orks to fight, they’re just too lucky for the orks to kill
More fan theory than fact, but yeah it's a fun idea. If it was 'fact' that it worked that way though, then it would have to be the case that the Salamanders would be the hardest. Green is best, after all.
@@Arbaaltheundefeated ah, but the best fight is one you win so ...
@@Arbaaltheundefeatedthe Slamanders desire to save every life is what makes them the best of Humanity... they are literally the best parts of the Emperor's love for humanity
Isn't green just the best color and the hardest would be black and white?
@@anime4meplease283 black and white cab tank the most damage but that don’t matter if you can’t hit your shots yk?
Reminder to all. The orkz are the only faction genuinely enjoying their lives in the 41st millennium.
*consistently.
That's what makes them the best
I honestly believe that the Orks aren't actually enjoying themselves & are just Galaxy wide Manic/Depression
Orks and Thanos the only 2 things that matters
Correct me if I am wrong, but I am pretty sure that the old ones created the Eldar and the Kroks for the war in the heavens, not the Tau.
Seconding this
You’re right
It was obviously just a mis speak
@@house2746 yeah probably but they didn’t put editor text over it in post so better to let folks know the correct info
@@etc597 they are new, mistakes will be made, but if you follow all yhe context they laid down first, it's easy to see it was a mispeak
You missed the part where its in their codex that you can kitbash their models out of anything you have around the house and they are legal. I've seen Tanks and Stompa's made from Tomas the train toys and Truks made from hot wheels madmax BS.
And with Yarrick being toasty, he might become a minor Ork deity just because he is that great.
Knew a guy that used kit bashed tau vehicles and battle suits for his ork army
Back in the day, I used parts of lighters I found in the street to make stikbombs and crazy long barrels on Shootaz. (This was in GorkaMorka)
I remember the transport rules back in the day was that you can fit as many models into the vehicle as you can onto the model truck itself, and any that fell off, fell off in game!
*could
GW hates fun and creativity so we haven’t been allowed to have looted models per the rules for a while now. Not that it will stop most people from allowing you to play well-modeled stuff.
Probably one of the coolest tidbits of info I've come across about the Beast, was that the first time he was seen by Imperial forces, they thought it was just a big statue orks had carved. Then it moved and they realized it wasn't a statue of an ork boss, it WAS the ork boss.
Concerning Yarrick, I like to believe that Yarrick is cunning and brutal enough to have spread the rumor that Angron killed him knowing it would agro Ghaz, like how the empire detoured the tyranids into the Orks, and he is waiting to reveal himself later. Would add more to the story, allow GW to write Yarrick back in for fan appeal,would bump both characters myths, and doesn't do so by making Angron a chump because from his perspective he wouldn't even know who these two are and as a khornate he wouldn't even be pissed. It would be a khornate dream, endless blood and skulls coming to him like uber eats for daemons. My dream end to this would be the lion having a serious duel with Angron and ghaz comes out of nowhere with a chair like the wwe to body Angron for Yarrick
During the Angron VS Ghaz Fight, Ghaz on the ropes, about to be krumped.
Spirit?Yarrick: "Get up, Ork. Is this how you die? To a heretic?"
Ghaz: Proceeds to get mantled by Gork and Mork and bodies Angron.
Khorne: "Wait, that ain't in the script."
"ITS MY OWN PERSONAL TUSKA! ITS PERFECT! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"- Angron upon realizing all the Orks want to kill him now
@@radiobehemoth9334 Khorne: but I let it slide that was cool
@@xluispx4477Khorne's just watching Ghaz and Angron duke it out while horking down hot dogs and chugging from a beer helmet, screaming and shouting like a middle aged dad watching a Bloodbowl game.
AND IN COMES GHAZ WITH A METAL CHAIIR
What's wild about the War of The Beast is that the Imperials Fists (and all their successor chapters) *BROKE THE RULES* and pretty much became a Legion again. The Lastwall Protocol. The Imperial Fists, the Crimson Fists, The Fists of Dorn, the Black Templars, all of them.
These are always the worst moments for the imperium but the best moments to read if you’re a fan of the chapter. I was losing my mind during devastation of baal when Dante basically reformed the IXth. Didn’t it happen with the dark angels too in arks of omen?
54:10 Orks are the most serious and dedicated roleplayer's in the Warhammer 40K universe.
That's the reason why that worked or why they died after the guards made shooting noises.
Everything and everyone has to bend to their RP rules.
That's at least the explanation I'm going with from now on.
Everyones just doing war, except for 2 people. Liam is playing satisfactory and the orcs are playing Minecraft
There was a 40k story when Orks did team up with IG. During a siege of a hive city an orc charges through weapons fire and saves a human child.
The imperial guard soldiers that witnessed this was shocked and one asked, "Did you see that?"
To which their officer or commisar replied, "no, and neither did you!"
"Yes sir."
What is the story name?
Isn't there a story about a small clan that learned to read because of the color theory, but it caused immense problems across most ork-kind, so they stopped that program?
Iirc, the smartest orc became a pessamist and krumped himself. So yes, they stopped reading to avoid this with the rest of the orks
The orks gave Yarrick his claw. Biggest sign of respect ever!
I love the fact that the Bad Moons klan are the wealthiest klan as they have a mutation that makes their teeth regrow faster. The other Orky klans don't mind this however as they know if they need teeth they can always kick a Bad Moon Ork's head in like a living piggy bank and get all the cash they need.
Absolutely loving the series so far, you guys rock. Now that you've covered one of my favourites here, I'd love to see you cover all flavours Eldar. Especially the oft forgotten Exodites too. I love the knife eared bastards.
Me and a group of friends were playing a Warhammer DND game (using Star wars 5e), and I used a purple orc that accidentally got mixed into a human squadron, and just went with it. Great times
What would be really funny is that (since he believes he is perfectly camouflaged and all his ladz think the same with purple being da best sneakin color) all the Imperials just see this taller than average Guardsman or Ogryn that is good in a fight but actually braindead retarded from how poor their Gothic is.
"Oy Boss, we'z gonna go Krump dem Tau Gitz ova derr?"
"Oh yes we will big guy, here have a candy."
"Oohh Kandie"
@@99allthetimethis is the best and most perfect thing to exist and we need it now
@@99allthetimeI love the ogryn idea best there
The topsy turvey thing actually makes it super easy to grow tomatoes because the vines hang down more easily than trying to get them to grow up a tomato climber.
My mother used to grow tomatoes like that.
One of my favourite stories about the pros is when some guardsmen were holding out against the orks and they ran out of ammo and they just started saying bang and the orks fell dead because they believed they had ammo until some orks didn’t fall and the guardsmen heard them saying “I’m a tank, I’m a tank, I’m a tank”.
Not a lore story...fanfiction, but it's funny
"about the pros"?
@@killkaio7565 what's the name of that ork vs guard short story I really want to read that short story😊
@@victorynow1944 it doesn't exist, it's a joke.
You needed to surround "about the pros" with ","'s for that first sentence to make sense.
My headcanon is that the Krork were made after the Eldar.
Just think about it, the Eldar needed to couch the creation of their gods in a ton of super confusing mysticism, despite basically making them to be psychic appliances to do stuff for them, and their gods got absolutely wrecked by just ONE chaos god. The Krork gods have a super easy to understand legend about them, and they're not just still around, but have their own warp domain despite four warp gods being on the scene.
The Eldar is the needlessly overengineered, expensive, fiddly solution. The Krork is the superior next generation replacement.
All things considered, that's usually how desperate wars turn out-ish.
The eldar probs evolved on their own and already formed their pantheon when the war in heaven started, with the Old Ones grabbing em and then modifying them for war. Krorks would be the specially engineered war species aomed specifically at smashing the necrons. Them devolving into the orks may be a fail safe by the Old Ones.
"They were powering it through sheer hype" best line so far 😂
I hope Ghaz meets Tuska on his way to kill Angron and they team up. Also if Yarrick's soul is wandering the Warp, I could see Gork/Mork reincarnating him as an ork
GW take notes 🔥
I like it.
Ghaz with Tuska on his side would be BAD for everyone else 😂that's like the two most powerful Orkz
Kommissar Yarorck
dont forget that lion el johnson is beelining it for angron too
The sword logic comparison only gets stronger when you mentioned the war moons. The Hive in destiny (primary followers of the sword logic) also have war moons. They are usually made by the brood of Xivu Arath, the Hive god of war. Basically, when one of Xivu’s army is done conquering a system, they will begin the process of slowly corrupting and hollowing out the moons in the system by using some rituals to open portals to the ascendant plane (honestly, just a much more quite warp) and in the process just wind up destroying any coherent concept of reality under the surface of these moons (bottomless pits, shifting labyrinths, etc.). Once the process is completed, the moons will be detached from their orbits, and pulled into the ascendant plane, only to be pulled back out again in orbit around the next planet the Hive plan to raze. Usually, the war moons just serve as a base of operations, but they have from time to time been used as actual weapons, including one time in the books of sorrow when Xivu was loosing a friendly fight with her brother, Oryx. Unwilling to accept defeat (as is the nature of all hive who follow the sword logic), Xivu instead decided to drop a war moon onto the planet they where fighting on. Oryx would describe this act as “a waste of a moon”, but would ultimately express gratitude towards his sister for helping him learn how to protect himself from planetary annihilation. Honestly, with just a tiny bit of context changes, this entire story could fit right in with the usual Ork shenanigans.
Keeping in theme with purple being the sneakiest color. The Tau stealth battle suits’ box art showed them as purple (I think now their box art is white though)
The Death Stars had hyperdrives. The DS1 made several jumps.
If you ever do a Tau video, you should do one on the Farsight Enclave. It's quite the interesting offshoot of the main faction that some people consider better than the base Tau Empire.
Farsight was right! He understands the true Greater Good!
Sure, but I really hate the hype for Farsight and that this mini faction is now the main Tau focus. =(
@@cegesh1459 I think it just has to do with them not having too many subfactions. If GW gave the Tau some more different Xenos units besides the Kroot I think they'd be a lot cooler on the tabletop
My favorite bit of ork lore is ones that are trapped on primitive worlds can reach a critical mass and a few of them will go "Hold it, i gotz an idear!"
And suddenly they start mining and manufacturing tanks and spaceships to go get some killing done.
No gradual build up of tech, just a sudden leap from catapults and pointy sticks to giant machine guns and rocket ships.
28:31 you said Tau, I think you meant to say Eldar
This. I was under the impression that the Tau had only discovered fire in the 35th millennia.
I have a belief that the necrons created the Tau as a test to try to recreate the necrontyr without the star god plague
Those Eldar culling the Krorks was the worst thing to happen to the universe
If Ghaz meets Angron, you best believe Khorne is gonna be looking at that fight HARD.
In this corner, and Ork, who Khrone loves due to their violent, on a vengeance Waaagh. And in the other corner, you have Angron, Khrone’s favorite little trouble maker.
Pretty much all Ork science works on Todd Howard rules, part actual science basics, with the rest filled out with “It just works.”
And the whole Yarrick situation is both awesome and hilarious. If Angron has killed him, Ghaz is going to be super pissed, and the orks and the imperium will have a common enemy.
Orks are absolutely the happiest race is 40k. Even when they're losing, they're enjoying it. When two Orks are fighting side by side & one of them gets their head exploded by a bolter round, the other feels no remorse, no fear, no disgust. Not even anger. Just pure joy in the hilarity of seeing a head go pop from within brain-splash range.
I’ve been out of the warhammer universe for what must be a decade. Your videos have gotten me back into the lore and I’m loving the little differences and just expansion of the info I already had from the past.
Waaaaaay late but legit, you guys are one of the few - and I honestly think the only - channel with 2 people talking about warhammer and it's just amazing! Love you guys and can't wait to start making a bit of money to help support you! For the Emperor and for Krieg!
I know I’m commenting on a video that’s 9 months old but I love to see how this channel has grown and how they were going after 10K subs in this video and currently they’re at 122k I love to see how this channel is growing
You guys are making it so easy for me to get into Warhammer lore. You help make it super digestible for new people. Love what you do. Liked and subbed. Keep it up boyz.
24:00 those "gravity whips" you're talking about actually exist in theory. It's called a cosmic string, which is basically a singularity but along a 2D line. Thought to exist in galactic cores or possibly in interstellar voids. And They. Are. WILD
I've always wanted to get into 40K lore and this is the 1st time I've been able to have someone make it digestible to me so thank you!
I suggest lueton09 if thats how you spell it, he has mountains and mountains of lore on his channel and you can start from pretty much anywhere as he always gives a bit of background info for events and stuff, you do have to ingest a lot of lore for the puzzle pieces to start connecting tho
Welcome
@@eastonensor7876 yet the guy gets Assault Cannons wrong and throws a fit when someone corrects him.
@Man's Man yeah, but lets be honest theres a lot of lore to get right or wrong and he puts a ton of time into the videos so i think he kinda has a right to get mad when people ignore the whole video to just correct him on one little thing. Plus he doeant complain in his videos very often at least from what ive seen and ive seen a bit.
My new favorite channel honestly if you guys did a Playlist where you literally just went book by book and explained all the Juicy details so that I could do a tabletop easier I would love it.
When you grow tomatoes you have to get wire circular “cages” to help them grow upwards or they will fall over and die. The “Topsy Turvy” was an idea on how to grow them without the cages. Also would allow people who live in apartments to grow fresh tomatoes as they could hang it in the patio. Have no idea how well it works as I’ve never tried it but that was the theory behind it.
What....
I plan on having fresh tomatoes on my apartment, so im gonna try them out in the next months when i get a new job, so ill be updating in a few weeks so you dont have to
@@Tommy15670how is that working out?
@@roguefisher4637 good until my grandma got her hands into it 😢, but hey it works if taken care properly
For the topsy turvy product it was for people who lived in apartments and smaller spaces where they couldn't put it in a planter bed and tomatoes will just keep growing if they aren't stopped.
Also would be awesome to get a video on Vulkan :)
Oh man I am really hoping for a video on the chaos gods and something on the dark eldar. I love the setup of trying to explain 40k lore to someone who is new to it, so good soooo good. These are great so far and your enthusiasm and humor is infectious.
I believe you should cover Tyranids at some point. 1. Because they’re kind of the current “big bad” 2. It might be shorter in lore to explain
Orkz are best
Nids are just bootleg xenomorphs without an ounce of personality, there's really nothing to cover other than biology and all that is is "they eat things and can do whatever they want as long as they've eaten something that can do that." Boring crab gitz
I always love watching people react to explanations of the “power of imagination”
I think the closest Ork to get to being up there with the Six Prime Orks during the WAAAGH! of the Beast. I that is none other than our favorite greenie big boss, The Prophet of the WAAAGH!, The Herald of Gork and Mork, Ghazghkull Thraka. The big guy is the biggest, the smartest, and the toughest Ork of them all. Guy got his brains blown out and survived, then beheaded and put on a bigger Ork body. Also, he can speak and read Low Gothic (Imperium Language) perfectly. Plus, currently he is kind of pissed. Someone killed his favorite playmate.
He also speaks High Gothic. This is the point where Yarrick was actually getting scared of Ghaz.
Ok here me out. In this episode I have learned quite a few things and I promise they all come to a point...
1. Gaz is basically heading to be as powerful as the beast, BUT he is actually 1 Orc.
2. Yerik(I think that's how it's spelled?) Was a hard fighter and gaz used him as an XP farm.
3. Orc gods are real in the warp.
4. Yerik is most likely dead at the hand of Taco Bell AAngry Sauce.
5. Yerik's soul most likely is still in the warp.
Ok so here's where the pieces come together and fire from the headcanon...
Sin the power of orcs comes from belief and manifesting what they believe true, couldn't there be a situation wjere the soul of Yerik jas an encounter with the Orc gods in the warp, word gets routed to Gaz that the found a competitor. Gaz begins speeding straight in whatever direction his "FleEt" is facing(because of course that's the right way) and because his WAAAGH believes it, they could "resurrect" him out of sheer will of belief? Just a theory, entertaining I hope. Love the content guys! Just got my first set gifted to me and I have you guys to thank! Keep going! FOR GLORY! FOR THE EMPEROR!
It's spelled "Yarrick."
they do believe he is dead !! so he stays dead , ork are too stupid to think someone could be resurrected , if so they would've resurrected all there old war bosses !!!
I've just started reading the ork codex, and I must say what I've heard on top of the lore I've acrewed is basically why they're my favorite faction. You could do whatever you want with them, and they are one of the more diverse factions in the warhammer setting, be it age of sigmar or 40K. You could make some goffs, free bootas, or bad moons and throw them all in the mix if you wanted to. You can throw a green tide of hulking infantry at the enemy or send in a wave of vehicles and aircraft, basically creating your own kult of speed as the codex said. All in all, it is really fun being a greenskins player in the wathammer universe.
Love you're color theory! According to that the Salamanders, Dark Angels, and Death guard are the best space Marines chapters since they are green!
It took da best Prime-Ark to kill da Beast.
Death stars don’t go faster than light, they are pretty stuck.
Rogue One: “Sir, something MASSIVE coming out of Hyperspace!”
Shows Death Star.
I'd love to hear deep dives into ork units! My favorites are stormboyz who are the epitome of ork anarchy, and pride themselves on regimented and structured (by ork standards) training and a more serious nature
The absolute just like “oh my” face when the Orks’ color theory is talked about is amazing
I would love to hear about the Blood Angel's, especially before Sanginius and post-Heresy early days. They were so different before and after Sanginius came to them and after his death.
The Harlequins neutralize the Ork threat by introducing them to (brutal but ultimately harmless) professional wrestling.
Can't wait for y'all to cover the Eldar one day. Love the videos! Keep up the great work!
Orks do grasp the concept of maths - one, two, three, many, lots, many lots, and lots of many.
Honestly a video solely about the sub units of ork (mainly Squigs) would be amazing
NGL, the shoutout to gig drivers is what earned my like.
I love warhammer lore so much even though I will probably never play the games. But you guys make the lore so interesting and fun to learn that idc if I never play the game. Thanks guys
Christophork Walken : "I'm sick. I have a fever, and the only cure is, More DOKKA."
I genuinely enjoyed how passionate the guy talking about orks was. he seems like a dude that would usually be reserved.
"I'm a tank, I'm a tank, I'm a tank, I'm a tank" makes me smile every time i think about it
Correction about yarrick hes that smart the when he heard the url called him "old bale eye" he had a tech one put in that can fire a laser to SCARE the orks. he also won his power claw in solo combat by killing a warboss and had the adeptus mechanicus make the claw work and install it at first the admech said heresey but he convinced then if the tactil worth in it
'Prime-ork'.... You can actually see the moment when Kodas brain starts to bleed.
Also- former voice actor here. Happy to do a cockney Gravemind!
God it'd be so great to see Angron vs the orcs, see him absolutely tear Ghaz into small pieces, which will just be added to other orcs and create a bunch of mini Ghaz's
I was told the goal of all orkz at this point is to somehow band together and turn the entire universe into a gun that shoots itself (metaphorically and literally).
One of my favourite stories about the orks (not sure if it’s true) they we’re fighting guardsmen and during the fight the guardsmen ran out of ammunition so they started using they’re hands and shouting “bang bang bang” and it killed the orks. Not sure how it ends but I’m imagining that scene from tales of the borderlands when the main character has a finger gun battle 😂
My favorite story of orc stupidity is when a human army ran out of ammo and decided to point their guns at the orcs and say bang, but bullets were hitting them even though they were empty
you guys had me smiling from beginning to end. Keep up the amazing work!!
A Waaagh is England when Tyson fury has a boxing match. I’ve walked the streets after one, it’s what other countries call a riot and the police often have to treat it as one.
I like the theory that the eldar betrayed the krorks so badly they devolved.
Not really. The Krorks devolved because there wasn't enough war to sustain their forms, so they turned into Orks. That's why if an Ork were to be exposed to enough hardcore war, he would eventually turn into a Krork.
@@TheRedMan77 considering the War In Heaven. It actually makes more sense.
Honestly, Orks are the happiest and most successful faction of Warhammer 40k. They don't get weighed down by things like philosophy, you hardly ever feel pain, and the universe is full of fights waiting to happen.
On a practical side, they have nearly everyone beat. You can scavenge and steal scraps, and through the group mind powers, it works, which cuts down on processing time. Your mind may be in the Warp, but Gork n Mork will protect you from the other 4 Chaos Gods, so daemonic infections will likely not happen, and a reduced chance of making another Slaanesh (cough Eldar cough). You're also genetically programmed with all the skills you need, so no time waisted on teaching mastering skills
Could you do a video on the salamanders specifically they sound awesome
23:14 the change in Koda's expression.....PRICELESS👌
Would really love a deep dive on the Grey Knights
7:37 I could be wrong but I don't think the power of belief has anything to do with it that's just how their biology works
What if ghazghkull was so mad that angron killed commissar yarrick that he teamed up with the blood angels salamanders iron fists and ultramarines and they all used the waaagh energy to just absolutely annihilate angron and his forces?
Why does everyone hate the British, it's starting to tempt the waaaaaargh. Got to love all fungi. Naaah jokes this is by far one of my most favourite podcast. You both have taught me so much, so many thanks.
Big love from the brits 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Not sure if the orkz are the happiest faction, nuggles deamon are pretty happy
I think the Slaaneshi demons are enjoying themselves too.
I just discovered you guys from TikTok, since ive been craving 40k in more of a casual way. and didnt figure out i guys had a youtube untill recently. Keep up the good work
Koda's connecting media to other media to make it make sense in his head is exactly how my brain works, and I feel so valid I'm not the only one
Absolutely love the warhammer 40k content you are coming out with. It's a fun way to learn more about the different factions and lore.
Fun fact about the whole ork krork scale, they're basically self-limiting, orks will naturally scale their power and even their technology up and down based on the magnitude of threat they're facing! So after the War In Heaven and the Fall of the Aeldari they basically didn't have any real opposition for a long time, so they downscaled to what the Imperium thinks of as "normal" orks. This is theorized to be a safety feature put in by the Old Ones to stop them becoming a bigger threat than the Necrons they were meant to fight.
Big E and Horus basically managed to speed-blitz them, wiping them out faster than they could scale up, however when that blitz stopped the scaling kicked in, at least partially which is how we got The Beast. After that they basically scaled down since the post Heresy Imperium wasn't nearly as much of a threat, but then Kryptman threw a Tyranid Hive Fleet at the biggest WAAAGH around, and let them beat the brakes off each other for YEARS, so now we're once again getting real close to krork level Boyz again!
Orks Believes Black is tough, No wonder Grimaldus survived having a whole church dropped on top of him
23:16 yup thats about it. you boiled down the orks entire schtick. Perfect.
Warhammer always felt like it was super fuckin dense to get into, and this channel is really helping me dip my toes in slowly.
Since you mentioned it, the Death Star does actually have a hyperdrive, and could go FTL
I would LOVE to see some stuff about the lore behind the individual units for Orks. I think it would work better for the Orks than others, because their units are more like, smaller tribal sub-factions than others, and so the individual cultures of them (along with the overall Kulturs of the Orks) have some lore behind them. Like the Burnaboyz with their cutting torch things, Tankbustas, SQUIGS are a big one that I'd like to see more about... Their propensity for looting stuff from other factions and maybe a little about how that ties into tabletop stuff (I know you talk more lore, but Orks have some FUN game stuff).
I heard a rumor that you can make ork war machines out of sprues (the plastic bits that hold the model parts onto the frame) and it counts as a legal model in tournaments.
I'm new here because my boyfriend loves 40k and I'm trying to learn more about it for him. These videos help a lot, thank you
That Krork/quark joke got a solid chuckle out of me.
TikTok brought me here and gotta say subbed right away easily accessible 40k content is something that I need I don't think I'll play the game but the lore is so good
My favorite thing about that guardmen mimicking gun sounds story is that it sounds like the kind of folk story guardsmen would tell each other around a campfire
"But the war-crimes are so fun for them."
"They're the funnest kind of crimes."
As a certain Old Man told me "FUN TIMES RHYMES WITH WAR CRIMES!"
The Orks are the fractured remains of the last Old One, they are so stupid becuase they are separated, and thank goodness, cause if they knew they had the power to shape the material universe we would all be totally boned.
And in the end, Vulcan managed to bring down the Beast. Forever securing the knowledge that green is indeed, da best kolah.
not the tau, you're thinking the Eldar; they were super psykers with the ability to essentially toggle "god mode" on and off on a whim, and were also pretty good with their tech to boot.
I like to think that even the chaos gods don’t know how it orcs work
Why do I imagine a bunch of kids would decimate an ork waaagh?
Pincones are grenades.
Can't kill me I'm touching home base.
Drawing an explosion on a sticky note and sticking it to a rock throwing it.
A stick would become a damn magic wand.
I've been reading warhammer lore since high school and this is a great way to run it down quick and dirty love you guys
Them chanting "I'm a tank" to survive machinegun fire is honestly the most adorable thing!
I really hope y’all do more ork stuff as it is the only reason I’m getting into warhammer haha