man utd declined on the charity donation coz we payed luke shaw 50 mill to sit on his arse and play fortnite sky cylcing team was riddled with doping issues so thats his mission 21 is to use stediods or perfomrance drugs
Brilliant. Nearly spit my coffee out laughing. King Edward 😂 can you see that neck sticking out of the sun roof of the Man Utd coach? 😂 Im like Jay I find our current situation so depressing, but Joe is the voice of reason and makes so much sense. Long live King Edward. 😂
The puns were subpar tonight apart from Garnach-Dough I have to admit, especially in light of probably the best episode of puns on the transfer special. But I am disappointed Shaw’s-Wank Redemption didn’t get a cheeky nod of approval. His scuppered injury return is literally the definition of a wank redemption, solid effort.
Weird to be so cynical about the strategy. It might not work but having a whole club working toward something with a clear plan, everyone understanding their roles and all being aligned is important. Especially when we’ve been so fucking chaotic previously. No successful club has just happened on that success, if anyone thinks that then they’re thicker than i could ever imagine.
Jay I love your content but the more I listen to this vid the more I’m baffled at your pov 😂 when you say “let me manage, get me good players etc” what do you think this whole plan will be identifying? We’ve tried to make good signings before and failed, how do we avoid that again? What profiles do we want? How do we maximise value? How do we maintain continuity through teams etc. it’s mad to think we can just finger in the air the approach
David literally changed British cycling through a clever system. Instead of changing one thing 100% he changed everything by 1-2% and it’s a great theory that smashed it in cycling. Let’s see if the same can be done in football
So you believe that because he implemented an "idea" he is to be worshipped? Any winner or champions will tell you that, effort, commitment and heart separates the best from rest. It's called winning mentally. Your mate Dave is a Klingon. An idea thief
@davidflint7507........Sorry David, but you are a bit inaccurate with your comment. Firstly - Sir David Brailsford DID NOT invent 'marginal gains' [or to give it the correct title - the 'Aggregation of Marginal Gains'] as he likes to claim. It was actually developed by the Japanese to improve productivity and efficiencies in several of their manufacturing industries - its original name is 'Kaizen'. The objective of Kaizen is to 'change something for the better no matter how big or small'. Some refer to it as 'the one percent margin for improvement in everything you do'. [you could justifiably argue that 'Total Quality Management' - TQM - which was introduced in the mid-1990's, was the 'Western version' of Kaizen]. Whatever the case, there is verifiable and empirical evidence that 'Kaizen/Marginal Gains' DOES work! Having said all that, in my opinion, it wasn't just Marginal Gains that made Brailsford [and BSkyB and British cycling so successful]. At the same time as Brailsford implemented marginal gains, more importantly - he also developed his own leadership 'style' called C.O.R.E. He applied this approach totally to the way he managed both BSkyB and British Cycling Performance. Indeed, CORE has since been embraced by both the Business and Academic communities. [Brailsford has given regular talks and seminars to business leaders/companies and universities on the topic].
Shaw...'I don't think he's on mega-money.' What planet do some ppl live on? He's on £200K per week; it runs until JUNE 2027. That's 28 months at £800K per month = £22.4 MILLION! He won't walk away from that; would you/anyone?! If you think that some OTHER club will take him with his injury record and the money he's on...your next jacket will be a straight jacket! If you think that he'll just think, 'I should just retire,' i've got a bridge i want to sell you. We should NEVER have given him another contract. We should have let him walk.
Dave Brailsford master minded Team Sky to win many Tour de France victories with British cyclists. Involved in Mercedes F1 mostly during their domination of F1. He is has a masters in business and administration. Managed to get the sailing team to the final of the Americas Cup. He is responsible for facilitating the coaching to enable sports professionals to be the best version of themselves. Before discrediting people like this find out more about them and you might learn something. Have faith paddock people.
"Imagine cross between Noels House Party & Telly Addicts. Youve just imagined Upstairs Downstairs. A new quiz devised & hosted by Sir David Brailsford"
Stating your "Mission Plan" just shows how wedded to and embedded in the Corporate World Brailsford and SJR are. I think its also telling that Sir Jim and INEOS aren't patient and typically dont create brands, or stick around for the long term to reestablish the consistent success that the builders of that Brand achieved but rather use or sell off the best and most lucrative parts of the Business.....I think Uniteds Academy is heading that way
If you're fed up repeating yourselves about Malacia let's see if we can get through a single video that doesn't reference Marcus Rashford scoring 30 goals a few years ago.
The garnacho stuff is ridiculous he actually started the season well the community shield he changed the game and scored , first game in the league he got the assist and changed the game was unlucky when he slipped and missed the open goal , and was unlucky in the third game when his goal was disallowed cause of zirkzee putting it in on the line when he was offside . He’s a kid , he’s being over relied on week in week out in a poor team because other players we’ve spent hundreds of millions on in his position have under performed or been kicked out the door .
I believe INEOS does have the best interest of the club at heart too, have they made mistakes (absolutely) but fans have to wake up and realise that our club is in the toilet. They have 20 years of rot to sort out; that is not going to happen overnight and it’s going to be painful. If we don’t go through this period of pain we will just remain the same, a failing club that’s going absolutely nowhere.
INEOS simply want to develop the 200+acres the club owns around the ground, thousands of high end apartments, shopping centres etc. They must generate profits for their shareholders.
No one is going to buy them! Is that concept really that hard to grasp? We are stuck with them until the end of their contract. Maybe we might be able to shift casemiro in the summer somehow
On 'Mission 21', I wouldn't get too worked up. Brailsford's role won't be specifically football-based, I'm sure, so his plan will likely be focused on performance, infrastructure, ensuring every detail of how the club operates is tailored to maximising our chance of success. Berrada and Wilcox will be the ones making the footballing decisions about signings/tactics/youth development etc from here on.
Mission 21 will be used as a stick to beat us with if it takes more than a year to show significant (and I mean significant) progress towards achieving it.
Bilbao’s wages are high because they rarely pay out on transfer fees. Also they demand a high price when selling because they don’t have unlimited players in terms of incomings.
I don’t see the issue with Project 21. A clearly defined strategy is what has been lacking for a decade. I’m sure it covers all aspects of the club from recruitment to the training facilities upgrade. Makes sense to make into one coherent strategy.
@@King-Chub That would cost us money. When you terminate someone's contract you have to pay it out in full. Which also reduces how much we can spend (PSR).
Malacia wears glasses all the time off the pitch. Wonderful! With Shaw injured again, I can't wait for Dorgu to get injured and then we're playing Dalot on the left again..... Doesn't this club ever learn?
See all those clubs lining up to buy a player who has been injured for more than years.. When someone asks you how to win a game, your answer is; "just score more goals", isn't it..
UTD we're stupid for paying what they did for a player with only 1 year left on his contract!! UTD shouldn't have paid more than £20m + £10m in add ons MAX!!
We won’t sell Højlund. We will probably sell Zirkzee and sign Gyökeres. The price for Højlund was too high for us to not lose out by selling him now, he will be an excellent back up to an established, prolific striker.
The recipe for No21 is easy. Spend a lot of money and on right players. All top clubs spend a lot and are miles ahead of us already. And all other clubs do the same, looking on performance all the time. Almost like coming out and say in 2025, "Hey guys, I have just invented sliced bread, it will make us a lot of money". No club has won the PL without spending a lot in advanced.
That banner leaves a question hanging. How does cutting the wage bill affect the 'on the pitch' performance? Items 2 & 3 might have some affect but not item 1. Maybe the focus of some senior figures are looking in the wrong area.
Haven't really heard anything from Sir David lately, maybe Berrada and Wilcox gave him a side project to keep him busy, and away from the actual football bits😂
Brailsford has a record of success across multiple sports and every company names their development plans/projects similar nonsense so dismissing him out of hand as 'not a football man' is a bit silly. There's stuff wrong with united that's nothing to do with football specifically but absolutely pulls the football operation down. Hojlund is full of promise, but is short of confidence, bereft of service and should never have been put in the position of being lead no.9 for a club the size of united in these circumstances. Get someone a bit more seasoned in the summer to take the pressure off and he'll thrive over the next few years.
You guys need stop talking about selling Luke shaw and mason mount. That is NEVER going to happen, who would spend actual money on a player that’s constantly injured. Our best hope is to try and get them fit and try and get 10 games a season out of them.
Buy players who can trap and control the ball possession is almost everything, and a striker please, although give our current strikers the ball more often, Hoyland CAN SCORE...give him the bloody ball!!!!
Hojlund reputedly wants to return to Italy......if it wasnt for his £72m fee from Atalanta and the fact that he should have been second billing behind a consistent prolific goal scoring no 9 Amorim and his staff could. maybe commit some time to working with him one to one...but I dont think he has that luxury and theres simply too many other issues to address and fires to fight for that to be a realistic option I think hell ne gine in the Summer
Herein lies the problem, being at United a long time does not necessarily mean that you are an integral part of the team. It’s time to cancel all their contracts FFS.
Jesus wept Jay cheer up a bit, you’ve gone a bit overboard there haven’t you. Putting a plan together seems sensible, would be really worrying if there was no plan!
Joe is so fucking wrong about Naples. Naples is the place. Rome can be called Roma but it's Rome. FRENCH PEOPLE DONT CALL FRANCE, FRANCAIS. He bottled it, it's embarrassing. He needs McGrath and Ethan on sceen immediately,
Manna is doing that thing when a lad goes over to talk to a girl (or guy, no judgement) in a bar/club, everyone sees them talking and he comes back with a smile on his face. Everyone thinks he got their number but turns out he didn’t and he’s going to tell you why and how close he was though.
What was your favourite Pun of the night? 🙌
man utd declined on the charity donation coz we payed luke shaw 50 mill to sit on his arse and play fortnite sky cylcing team was riddled with doping issues so thats his mission 21 is to use stediods or perfomrance drugs
All of them. Jay and Joe, you are far too critical. Start writing them yourselves and then you can criticise.
shaws wank redemption is one of the best all time if we're being real
@@juliafarino can’t fool us with the burner account, Ethan
King Edward 😂
Imagine having a young, balanced, sensibly paid squad who want to put United back at the top
Jay thinking Ethan added the glasses to Malacias photo was brilliant 😂😂
That first two minutes was the polar opposite to a Mensa Meeting 🤣🤣
Good work lads, proper cheered me up that, absolutely pissin myself 😂
Absolutely love everything about this show format:
- the hosts
- the discussion
- the puns
- the jokes
Keep it up lads! GGMU
duno what you smoked before this, but more of it please!! was laughing my arse off 🤣🤣
Brilliant. Nearly spit my coffee out laughing. King Edward 😂 can you see that neck sticking out of the sun roof of the Man Utd coach? 😂 Im like Jay I find our current situation so depressing, but Joe is the voice of reason and makes so much sense. Long live King Edward. 😂
The puns were subpar tonight apart from Garnach-Dough I have to admit, especially in light of probably the best episode of puns on the transfer special. But I am disappointed Shaw’s-Wank Redemption didn’t get a cheeky nod of approval. His scuppered injury return is literally the definition of a wank redemption, solid effort.
hurray best man utd weekly video!!!!
Weird to be so cynical about the strategy. It might not work but having a whole club working toward something with a clear plan, everyone understanding their roles and all being aligned is important. Especially when we’ve been so fucking chaotic previously. No successful club has just happened on that success, if anyone thinks that then they’re thicker than i could ever imagine.
Jay I love your content but the more I listen to this vid the more I’m baffled at your pov 😂 when you say “let me manage, get me good players etc” what do you think this whole plan will be identifying? We’ve tried to make good signings before and failed, how do we avoid that again? What profiles do we want? How do we maximise value? How do we maintain continuity through teams etc. it’s mad to think we can just finger in the air the approach
The bit about the pizza had me in stitches 😂
David literally changed British cycling through a clever system. Instead of changing one thing 100% he changed everything by 1-2% and it’s a great theory that smashed it in cycling. Let’s see if the same can be done in football
They were all on performance enhancing drugs. Clever!
Idiot
So you believe that because he implemented an "idea" he is to be worshipped? Any winner or champions will tell you that, effort, commitment and heart separates the best from rest. It's called winning mentally. Your mate Dave is a Klingon. An idea thief
It 💯 works for everything
@davidflint7507........Sorry David, but you are a bit inaccurate with your comment. Firstly - Sir David Brailsford DID NOT invent 'marginal gains' [or to give it the correct title - the 'Aggregation of Marginal Gains'] as he likes to claim.
It was actually developed by the Japanese to improve productivity and efficiencies in several of their manufacturing industries - its original name is 'Kaizen'. The objective of Kaizen is to 'change something for the better no matter how big or small'.
Some refer to it as 'the one percent margin for improvement in everything you do'. [you could justifiably argue that 'Total Quality Management' - TQM - which was introduced in the mid-1990's, was the 'Western version' of Kaizen]. Whatever the case, there is verifiable and empirical evidence that 'Kaizen/Marginal Gains' DOES work!
Having said all that, in my opinion, it wasn't just Marginal Gains that made Brailsford [and BSkyB and British cycling so successful]. At the same time as Brailsford implemented marginal gains, more importantly - he also developed his own leadership 'style' called C.O.R.E.
He applied this approach totally to the way he managed both BSkyB and British Cycling Performance. Indeed, CORE has since been embraced by both the Business and Academic communities. [Brailsford has given regular talks and seminars to business leaders/companies and universities on the topic].
First pun was fantastic
One of the best shows about
Up The Paddock!
I love them two 🙂
McKolas been on Mission 21 since 2013 😂😂
Shaw...'I don't think he's on mega-money.' What planet do some ppl live on?
He's on £200K per week; it runs until JUNE 2027. That's 28 months at £800K per month = £22.4 MILLION! He won't walk away from that; would you/anyone?!
If you think that some OTHER club will take him with his injury record and the money he's on...your next jacket will be a straight jacket!
If you think that he'll just think, 'I should just retire,' i've got a bridge i want to sell you.
We should NEVER have given him another contract. We should have let him walk.
Dave Brailsford master minded Team Sky to win many Tour de France victories with British cyclists. Involved in Mercedes F1 mostly during their domination of F1. He is has a masters in business and administration. Managed to get the sailing team to the final of the Americas Cup.
He is responsible for facilitating the coaching to enable sports professionals to be the best version of themselves. Before discrediting people like this find out more about them and you might learn something.
Have faith paddock people.
"Imagine cross between Noels House Party & Telly Addicts. Youve just imagined Upstairs Downstairs. A new quiz devised & hosted by Sir David Brailsford"
Jay thinking Malacia's glasses were photoshopped on by Ethan was comedy gold 😅😅
Stating your "Mission Plan" just shows how wedded to and embedded in the Corporate World Brailsford and SJR are.
I think its also telling that Sir Jim and INEOS aren't patient and typically dont create brands, or stick around for the long term to reestablish the consistent success that the builders of that Brand achieved but rather use or sell off the best and most lucrative parts of the Business.....I think Uniteds Academy is heading that way
If you're fed up repeating yourselves about Malacia let's see if we can get through a single video that doesn't reference Marcus Rashford scoring 30 goals a few years ago.
Garnacho has been good recently.
That garnacho pun is sensational 😆👏
The garnacho stuff is ridiculous he actually started the season well the community shield he changed the game and scored , first game in the league he got the assist and changed the game was unlucky when he slipped and missed the open goal , and was unlucky in the third game when his goal was disallowed cause of zirkzee putting it in on the line when he was offside . He’s a kid , he’s being over relied on week in week out in a poor team because other players we’ve spent hundreds of millions on in his position have under performed or been kicked out the door .
*RULE NO. 1:* Sell the club to a party that actually has the club's best interests at heart.
INEOS does
@@Infernus25😂😂😂
I believe INEOS does have the best interest of the club at heart too, have they made mistakes (absolutely) but fans have to wake up and realise that our club is in the toilet. They have 20 years of rot to sort out; that is not going to happen overnight and it’s going to be painful. If we don’t go through this period of pain we will just remain the same, a failing club that’s going absolutely nowhere.
Yeah?? Like who??
INEOS simply want to develop the 200+acres the club owns around the ground, thousands of high end apartments, shopping centres etc. They must generate profits for their shareholders.
Jay on one after the mission 21 story.
What he didn’t say is the Mission 21 plan won’t come to fruition until the year 2121.
I always liked Shaw but he has to go, along with Mount, Casemiro and anyone else who’s made of glass. No more patients. No more passengers.
No one is going to buy them! Is that concept really that hard to grasp?
We are stuck with them until the end of their contract.
Maybe we might be able to shift casemiro in the summer somehow
@ Casemiro is definitely sellable. So is Mount, albeit you’d get fuck all for him. Shaw I agree would be a very tough sell. Id cancel his contract
Might have to look for a replacement for Martinez too while we are at it. Make some competition for that position
On 'Mission 21', I wouldn't get too worked up. Brailsford's role won't be specifically football-based, I'm sure, so his plan will likely be focused on performance, infrastructure, ensuring every detail of how the club operates is tailored to maximising our chance of success. Berrada and Wilcox will be the ones making the footballing decisions about signings/tactics/youth development etc from here on.
💯 Jay...
Yeah, completely agree with that..
Mission 21 will be used as a stick to beat us with if it takes more than a year to show significant (and I mean significant) progress towards achieving it.
Bilbao’s wages are high because they rarely pay out on transfer fees. Also they demand a high price when selling because they don’t have unlimited players in terms of incomings.
29:20 😂
Mission 21 means we should be ready to win the league by the year 2121.
I don’t see the issue with Project 21. A clearly defined strategy is what has been lacking for a decade.
I’m sure it covers all aspects of the club from recruitment to the training facilities upgrade. Makes sense to make into one coherent strategy.
Really bugs mw when I hear you guys say he's got to go, go where? Who's going to buy Luke Shaw?
Terminate his contract! Surely if a player is injured that much they can say breach of contract as he isn’t fit for work 🤷🏻♂️
@@King-Chub if you know how contracts work, that means we would need to pay him the rest of his deal which is 200k per week.
We're skint.
@@King-Chub That would cost us money. When you terminate someone's contract you have to pay it out in full. Which also reduces how much we can spend (PSR).
Where is Nice's Mission 21 ? 😅😅
It's Malacia's own fault the 1st was botched. He chose his own surgeon to do the operation. Rather than the surgeon that UTD had picked.
Rather extend Shaw on a low base higher appearance bonus contract. That way minimal cost but you get upside IF he ever gets fit
Mission 21 is simply the name of a business plan it's not that deep lol wtf
Could've had another Sir as manager.
Malacia wears glasses all the time off the pitch. Wonderful! With Shaw injured again, I can't wait for Dorgu to get injured and then we're playing Dalot on the left again..... Doesn't this club ever learn?
$13M a year cap hit for Mounts wages plus another $13m for FFP. Sell him this summer for $30M and call it a day
See all those clubs lining up to buy a player who has been injured for more than years..
When someone asks you how to win a game, your answer is; "just score more goals", isn't it..
Nobody will pay 30M.
If we get paid his salary as T-fee we are lucky
Wouldnt even get £10m for that useless sack of shite
UTD we're stupid for paying what they did for a player with only 1 year left on his contract!!
UTD shouldn't have paid more than £20m + £10m in add ons MAX!!
I guess Joe meant Tom Cruise
We won’t sell Højlund. We will probably sell Zirkzee and sign Gyökeres. The price for Højlund was too high for us to not lose out by selling him now, he will be an excellent back up to an established, prolific striker.
Marcus lasted till he was 25 before the fans and the pressure got to him. Garnacho can't handle it at 20!
Who/what club has a 'Shaw' on their books? Seems Utd are the only club to have such extensive sick note players...
Joe new jacket
Who exactly is going to buy Shaw over the summer??
The recipe for No21 is easy. Spend a lot of money and on right players. All top clubs spend a lot and are miles ahead of us already. And all other clubs do the same, looking on performance all the time. Almost like coming out and say in 2025, "Hey guys, I have just invented sliced bread, it will make us a lot of money". No club has won the PL without spending a lot in advanced.
That banner leaves a question hanging. How does cutting the wage bill affect the 'on the pitch' performance? Items 2 & 3 might have some affect but not item 1. Maybe the focus of some senior figures are looking in the wrong area.
Allows us to potentially spend more money? It's not that complicated
@@Infernus25 But first you have to get the players either leave and/or accept lower wages.
Haven't really heard anything from Sir David lately, maybe Berrada and Wilcox gave him a side project to keep him busy, and away from the actual football bits😂
Crying at the Napoli pizza chat
Brailsford has a record of success across multiple sports and every company names their development plans/projects similar nonsense so dismissing him out of hand as 'not a football man' is a bit silly. There's stuff wrong with united that's nothing to do with football specifically but absolutely pulls the football operation down.
Hojlund is full of promise, but is short of confidence, bereft of service and should never have been put in the position of being lead no.9 for a club the size of united in these circumstances. Get someone a bit more seasoned in the summer to take the pressure off and he'll thrive over the next few years.
You guys need stop talking about selling Luke shaw and mason mount. That is NEVER going to happen, who would spend actual money on a player that’s constantly injured. Our best hope is to try and get them fit and try and get 10 games a season out of them.
Random question, what happened to the dude from PSG that was part of INEOS?
He’s head of Ineos Sport and on United’s board. He was temporary CEO
Buy players who can trap and control the ball possession is almost everything, and a striker please, although give our current strikers the ball more often, Hoyland CAN SCORE...give him the bloody ball!!!!
Please sort out your microphones!
Hojlund reputedly wants to return to Italy......if it wasnt for his £72m fee from Atalanta and the fact that he should have been second billing behind a consistent prolific goal scoring no 9 Amorim and his staff could. maybe commit some time to working with him one to one...but I dont think he has that luxury and theres simply too many other issues to address and fires to fight for that to be a realistic option
I think hell ne gine in the Summer
Shaw, Lindelof, Mount, Casemiro and Eriksan all need to be gone in summer.
Brailsford's "mission" is to promote himself. Don't want him anywhere near football decisions.
Jay repeating himself haha "didnt quite work out" basically every player we have on the books
Herein lies the problem, being at United a long time does not necessarily mean that you are an integral part of the team. It’s time to cancel all their contracts FFS.
yeah, that's not a thing.....
THERE WAS ONE CHANCE TO GET THE GLAZERS OUT, AND INEOS BAILED THEM OUT.
Luke shaw is Darren Anderton 2.0. He's only fit to play for England at tournaments!!
Jesus wept Jay cheer up a bit, you’ve gone a bit overboard there haven’t you. Putting a plan together seems sensible, would be really worrying if there was no plan!
Brailsfòrd should have the common sense to get on hes bike
JAMIE JACKSON DISLIKE BUTTON ⬅️
Enough fake lies calumnial hates on Napoli! Napoli sport director was clear and true!
Jay is a dinosaur , not a clue .
Joe is so fucking wrong about Naples.
Naples is the place.
Rome can be called Roma but it's Rome.
FRENCH PEOPLE DONT CALL FRANCE, FRANCAIS.
He bottled it, it's embarrassing. He needs McGrath and Ethan on sceen immediately,
What do French people call France then?
@@King-Chub😂😂😂😂😂😂
That’s just a lil dumb thing he tells on Napoli and Naples…
Dummy, study!
Luke Shaw is stealing for a living. The guy should just retire.
Absolute garbage show based on trash journalism. Yet again.
You call this journalism? 🤦🏽♂️
Elvis - Untied are the equivalent of fat Elvis. Once great global icon dying on the toilet.
Absolutely nonsense that we have accused doping cycle coach heading our ambition, read Bradley wiggins book that’s all you need to know
City will get to 21 before you do.
League 2 and League 1 titles won't count.
Your mum will take 21 in one night before that happens.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@mufccharliemufcglazersoutName me the clubs that's gonna stop us
Bro is here a minute after the video comes out. Embarrassing mate
Manna is doing that thing when a lad goes over to talk to a girl (or guy, no judgement) in a bar/club, everyone sees them talking and he comes back with a smile on his face. Everyone thinks he got their number but turns out he didn’t and he’s going to tell you why and how close he was though.
Hands off Manna! 😡🤫 Enough fake lies calumnial hates on Napoli! Napoli sport director was clear and true!
@ 😂 he’s one of the biggest bullshitters in world football!