I just got Sea of Thieves a couple days ago. Some of the most fun I’ve had in a multiplayer game in a long time. (Also, we named our macaw Ol’ Ironsides.)
Still surprised by how fast you picked up the Banjo J. Its only been a few weeks and you are doing great! Seems like Sea of Thieves Tyrion had a run in with the CIA, would explain his hate of water.
Highlights 1:57 Waterboarding Tyrion 2:30 "He's going after the Chaos Emerald" 2:38 Pirate sock lulls Tyrion into false sense of security before betraying him 3:09 J steals a monkey 3:27 Pompedore 4:17 The subnautica experience 5:29 Pirate to Scotsman 7:32 The mystery may never be solved 8:50 Behind the Aroura 9:36 Tyrion the diplomat 11:26 5 more and you can unlock SUPER J 12:55 Tyrion & Pompedore get flight training 14:29 J bravely strangles a Megalodon with his bare hands 16:00 Crag fields 16:37 Saint gets flight training 16:55 Tyron doesn't want to play Subnautica, goes to ballistics school instead 17:14 Mario says: 17:46 Never get between a man and his fishing 18:32 Obama has the Chaos Emerald 18:51 This has been the best trade deal, maybe the best in the history of trade deals 18:58 Megaphone time
the most frightening thing to see ( in my opinion ) is walking out from the basement and seeing the water turn red because you don’t check where you are going
20 minutes compilation of people stealing goods, having a shoot out with each other, firing each other's animals out of the canons and doing it all over. Just what I needed. Also was fun to see Pease, hope there might be more coop stuff with him or Neo.
Something that I didn’t notice before until rewatching 18:15 Rufus: _“(Pirate Fisher voice) Oooh this is a big fish, J, check this fish out!”_ JFJ, eyes red from rage, committing arson on, and surrounded by dead enemies: *“I’M GONNA SINK YOUR SHIT!”*
JFJ: Plays the game for a few days and encounters a kraken and a megaladon Me: Plays the game since its come out and only have encountered one kraken and 3 megaladons in that entire time
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JFJ: Hey I got a cat.
Not 5 minutes later.
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YOU
I love how every 30 seconds he murders a pet in a canon
Its not murder if their faith is unknown, we dont know what happend to them after getting shot out of a canon.
what if you were the pets lol
You haven't played the game if you've never fucking blasted a bird out of a cannon
Not murder relocates
That’s a lie
JFJ: *Hates water in Subnautica*
Also JFJ: Time for Sea of Thieves!
Heard some rumors that the devs wanna expand underwater exploration
@@katelystt subnautica or thieves?
@@katelystt hopefully we get crabs
@@ConexYT0
New leviathans?
Hol Horse That is some good news, thanks for sharing, the e n t i r e
e q u i n e
7:47 JFJ plays his banjo on the high seas. I need an hour version.
Nice to see Yakuza made an impact on you JFJ.
@@Broskimanbro uhh, too soon
I just realized that J’s character is meant to look like Death Slinger
I always thought he was a cowboy
Hmm I thought it was supposed to be Dallas from payday 2
Dude deathslinger is modeled after jfj
@@kidusleben5094 no he means his pirate in the game
20 minutes of J doing a pirate accent, 10/10 would shoot tyrian again
Saw your name in the patrons list and just wanted to say that’s pretty cool you support our boys in blue
@@smugglersolovr6182 Supporting the boys in blue is the most based thing you can do
I lost it at "Life has many doors Ed-boy"
18:58
Is that the real cornholepartol????
hi
hi
Why hello there
G r e e t i n g s
Hmm hi
16:09 Yakuza is to powerful to stay in its own video
Literally my favourite moment in the video.
"Kraken attack! We're all gonna die!"
Meanwhile below deck, JFJ cooking: "Oh for fucks sake!"
The bakamatai when he landed in with all the sharks floored me 🤣🤣🤣
"20 minutes of animal abuse"
IDK what I expected from JFJ lol
I just got Sea of Thieves a couple days ago. Some of the most fun I’ve had in a multiplayer game in a long time. (Also, we named our macaw Ol’ Ironsides.)
NOW LEMME TELL YOU THE STORY OF GOOD OL' *IRONSIDES*
Should've named it Macaw Ken Balls.
@Fisher Johnson Not really, since the SS Constitution actually had the nickname Old Ironsides, but i digress
I'm not very creative, so I named mine Admiral Talons
I named mine Elizabeak.
I really hope there's gonna be an option to do more than 4 concurrent players
That'll be too op for other smaller ships so nay
I mean you could try and get 2 ships in the same server by setting sail at the same time and then server-hopping till you're in the same server.
Imagine just sailing by yourself and then some clan pulls up on a fleet and rocks your shit
It probably won’t happen because it takes a lot of resources and time to make another ship
I mean... There's alliances.
JFJ: Lanches Triyion into space without reasoning the game.
*ITS LIKE HE FLEEEEW OUT OF A FOOKING KAHNUN*
Still surprised by how fast you picked up the Banjo J. Its only been a few weeks and you are doing great! Seems like Sea of Thieves Tyrion had a run in with the CIA, would explain his hate of water.
"You look bored, Doughlath. Maybe take a seat on the end of my ship's cannon..."
That Dame dame moment
7:47 that's what i call a real cowboy
"Is president bush there?" "I can't read..." Obscure reference to YTP Fesh Pince of Blair. 9:53
to me, heaven is like a mix between....
a JFJ video and....
chickenwinigish
And I thought I was a bad driver due to me having a disease called "Born Asian"
@@arandominternetperson437
Rare?
The Asian isn’t the problem. It’s how happy you are at the moment that’s the problem.☺️☺️☺️
Bruh that's some serious shit
@@Promethe3u5 what do you mean lmao?
Chandler Theriot wtf?
4:17 the panic in his voice
14:11 what cracked me most is how genuine he sounds
Highlights
1:57 Waterboarding Tyrion
2:30 "He's going after the Chaos Emerald"
2:38 Pirate sock lulls Tyrion into false sense of security before betraying him
3:09 J steals a monkey
3:27 Pompedore
4:17 The subnautica experience
5:29 Pirate to Scotsman
7:32 The mystery may never be solved
8:50 Behind the Aroura
9:36 Tyrion the diplomat
11:26 5 more and you can unlock SUPER J
12:55 Tyrion & Pompedore get flight training
14:29 J bravely strangles a Megalodon with his bare hands
16:00 Crag fields
16:37 Saint gets flight training
16:55 Tyron doesn't want to play Subnautica, goes to ballistics school instead
17:14 Mario says:
17:46 Never get between a man and his fishing
18:32 Obama has the Chaos Emerald
18:51 This has been the best trade deal, maybe the best in the history of trade deals
18:58 Megaphone time
You are doing gods work
8:23
“Did someone steal my monkey?”
*cannon fired*
Best part
funniest part was that the dude who shot it, had a same reference but this time with parrot (on his own channel (on russian))
1:18 “you’re good you’re good you’re good”
2:48 "ah ge I wonder it's almost as if he (pirate voice) fell out of a foken cannon"
Everyone: nooooo you can’t shoot your pets out of a cannon like that!
Jfj: haha bird go whoosh
18:20
As somone who has the worst luck when fishing. I feel this so much
JFJ: shoots cat out of cannon 13:00 TH-cam captions: applause
This makes me unreasonably happy. And JFJ actually playing the banjo was a nice surprise.
Honestly I love how involved he is with his fans and how creative y’all are good job keep it up
2:52 did not expect that joke
"Oh-drr- The Rabbi will never find out.
Ahh there be vomit on mY OOOHH"
12:33 - best thing ever
Oh lord JFJ I’m only 4 minutes in and dying of laughter, not many channels are as good as yours, you truly have something special here!
Ah yes the Pirate: The Cowboy of the Sea
11:15 - I had no idea Andross was the final boss.
that tall tale was so fun
Sit down me boi and listen as I tell you a story about Pirates of the Cari-Yeetus and the search for the Legendary N-Word Pass.
Always makes me happy to see people playing this game.
2:15 Ughhhhhh... I'm SPOONING
i love how they anchor a mile from every island they go to, snd then swim. pirates need exercise too i guess
I love how JFJ goes sicko mode after his fishing session was interrupted
1:23 "you're good..you're good..you're good..you're good...Stop! Don't worry captain, we'll buff out those scratches!"
11:56 Perfectly cut
0:48 *Flashbacks to the Fisher Price Great Adventures Pirate Ship game from my childhood.*
the most frightening thing to see ( in my opinion ) is walking out from the basement and seeing the water turn red because you don’t check where you are going
I’m glad some people actually play this on TH-cam. It’s a great game.
Captain: Arm the cannons!
JFJ: [stuffing a bird in the barrel] *_AYE YE CAPTAIN_*
Self proclaimed pirate rapidly shoots various animals out of cannons
My favorite instrument is the Shiggy Diggy
Another excellent video filled with classic J shenanigans... and Tyrian.
1:14 footage of the titanic sinking (colorized)
20 minutes compilation of people stealing goods, having a shoot out with each other, firing each other's animals out of the canons and doing it all over. Just what I needed.
Also was fun to see Pease, hope there might be more coop stuff with him or Neo.
You gotta respect that solo slooper for trying to fight a galleon. He was dumb but he gave it a shot
This was the first video of jfj that I had ever seen and I don't regret subscribing to him even the slightest
The part where he plays the banjo is so wholesome and calming
Honestly playing stardew valley while J playing the banjo is probably the biggest vibe you can achieve
Why did "Captain Rob 'em Stothard?!" make me laugh so much...
Alternate Title: PETA Pans Revenge
19:21 Lmao, Mordhau reference
Something that I didn’t notice before until rewatching
18:15
Rufus: _“(Pirate Fisher voice) Oooh this is a big fish, J, check this fish out!”_
JFJ, eyes red from rage, committing arson on, and surrounded by dead enemies: *“I’M GONNA SINK YOUR SHIT!”*
Nice here after 24 seconds of being uploaded, honestly a new record for me
JFJ: Plays the game for a few days and encounters a kraken and a megaladon
Me: Plays the game since its come out and only have encountered one kraken and 3 megaladons in that entire time
The perfectly cut scream of the cat sounds like is like he is getting the Lebowski treatment 2:00 💀
18:51 my favorite part
Glad to see him playing this
11:57 "this some looney tunes shit right there" LMAOOOO I CANT
0:34 wtf that same thing happened to me and my crew on that island
idk why man this legit made my day, thanks dude
Jfj just proved the banjo is the most chill instrument ever
16:07 This is where the origins of the Dame Da Ne meme began; change my mind.
Jfj playing a banjo is so much better than what I hoped for
Hay man love your vids and vods keep it up. One of the only things that make me smile.
1:31 *Arrg just a happy little acident maty*
JFJ has been the reason behind the first monkey, cat, and bird in space and first person to launch into orbit by cannon
Alternate title: 20 minutes of fishing, ramming a pirate ship into rocks, screaming and shooting animals out of cannons
10:45 tommy and jerry? xD
3:29 I am presenting: the next level aircraft carrier
The prrfect cuts in this vid is spot on.
I can’t stop listening to you yeeting the cat out of the cannon
Tyrion walks in on jfj firings a orange cat out of a cannon
Tyrion:ooooohh shit
THE RABBI WILL NEVER FIND OUT!!!!😂😂
21 ish minutes of people creaming at eachother at sea...
this. this is why I subscribed lol
It was so nice being a part of that discord! Glad you got into this game!
3:30 J: Pompadore Pompadore Pompadore *fires bird out of cannon*
Me: Well now he’s pompa-dead
2:28 nobody
The G.U.N on 454B:
I wanna see JFJ become a pirate legend
Just realized that JFJ's character looks like a bootleg Morshu from Zelda CDI and it really adds to the experience
a pet: exists
the crew: *loads cannon with malicious intent*
Peasemaker? Coooooool!!!!
We need a 10 hour video of JFJ just playing the Banjo.
"Damn he's big!"-jfj 2020
Sea of crashing into sh*t, a JFJ original
That banjo playing was peaceful
as a banjo player, i appreciated that banjo bit
Teaching yourself to play banjo? Thats fucking dope dude!
Oh no it's that weird Russian guy that makes nightmare guns in VR
help
Not only weird guns...