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- Trying to get FULL access to the prison on Dream SMP w/ Ranboo lmao
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Another edit comin in from the WIFE (Kristin!) :D
Ayyyyyy
POG!
Mumza and dadza
:D Pog
Wife Edit pog
i wonder how many things will make minecraft “1000% funnier”
Oh hey i know you :D edit: only from the Minecraft tho lol
Ikr, how many, the world many never know.
@@millyhearts I also know them
Hi verified person
Literally everytthing in the world.
Sam; **being sassy as he can**
Ranboo; **full Gen Z mode while defending Phil's honour**
Phil; **wise old dad that's sleep deprived**
Foolish; **guy eating popcorn in he back while egging everyone on**
Lmfao XD
YES
OMG, I'm dying of laughter. 🤣🤣🤣
7:01
also Ranboo: **duel wielding stacks of iron blocks**
Wilbur; **Guy with the true plan.**
the “ill build you a memory machine” “i don’t wanna remember this” WAS SO FUNNY
THE SHADE BEING THROWN IS JUST AMAZING
11:05 I FOUND IT
Agreed, AGREED
Ranboo literally having a meltdown at Philza offering all of his blocks is the funniest thing xD
@@nicoislazy bonk
I also like how he's contemplating his life choices outside while holding two of them
Ranboo is paying reverse child support
@@diobrando8117 chat can relate
twin?
Sam: “Phil, I can’t give you a canonical get out of jail free card! That’s plot armor :(“
Also Sam: *offers Ranboo a memory machine that will surely massively affect the plot more than Phil not in jail*
Willbur : and what if it was the entire script
A memory machine ? '
When did he offer that to Ranboo?
@@alexdelira2664 it's in the video
@@glombard8583 Lol, thanks. I hadn't finished the video
“PHIL I CANNOT CANONICALLY GIVE YOU A GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD” DJSJSWJSB
but he can lmaooo
i mean what ranboo said
**proceeds to offer to make a memory machine for Ranboo which would mess with the canon even more than a get out jail card ever could**
@@Sophieinfinity4ever 🤣😳
@@Sophieinfinity4ever TRUEE
Well yes, but no.
Phil: Centuries are mere childsplay for me. (says his character is extremely old, ranting in chat about how his life was like in centuries)
The fandom: _sure grandpa go back to sleep_
Also the fandom: Philza is now immortal
"I'll kill you and not write it down before i steal from Phil" has to be the most badass threat I've heard
Master techno is in peace now
New favorite quote from Ranboo!
Edit: Wait, no, it's tied with "is Michael dead? Because I will legitimately start an entire war"
*wipes tear* techno-sensei taught his student well
@@emijunkai Part of me would've loved to see Ranboo call Techno and/or Phil during that interaction and the Sam panic that likely would've ensued when Ranboo calls in the cavalry to rain hell. Had Sam actually done it and not just joked...
The prison won't be broken into to save Dream. It'll be annihilated with Dream inside in the biggest act of destructive revenge on the server. You thought L'manburg is a crater? That was the two of them destroying a country. This will be them destroying a person and everything they love in the name of the enderboi's dead child.
@@grey8288
YESSSS! With the amount of anger in Ranboo's voice, I was hoping it would happen.
Luckily it was a prank. And Michael isn't dead.
If he was.....they might end up destroying -- and crashing -- the server with this war.
when sam said "you cant kill me"
ranboo should have said "i know, but he can"
technoblade joined the game
I was totally expecting techno to join. People would've lost it.
I would have absolutely lost it with laughter at that point
Man, this comment is underrrated
It would have been "I have one thing you'll never have... I've got the Blade" all over again" xdxd
YES
"Ranboo why are you even here, I was talking to phil"
*you hear ranboo holding back from flexing that the blocks phil is trading are his*
Alternative title:
Immortal winged war vet teaching his sons on how to scam a stranger with blocks of iron.
thas is gold XD
@@zayaweight9579 no it's iron
@@juniperberry9210 pffft-
"sure grandpa go back to sleep"
And that ladies and gentlemen is how i lost it.
Wait timestamp please-
@@Mythochist 15:35
@@hypnos4332 thank you ^-^
Lmao that donation is just the best
lmfaooo same
"I don't need a get-out-of-jail card, *I will merely just break out* "
thats our phil
The card wasnt for him. Its for his friends :D
of course, because philza minecraft, creator of minecraft, knows everything about minecraft
"I'll kill you and not write it down before I steal from Phil" and "DON'T YOU DARE SAY THOSE THINGS ABOUT PHIL OR ELSE"
Now that's just wholesome as hell. Standing up for his Dadza
Sam: "Dream can't escape because of a pp"
Ranboo: "YOU NEVER KNOW MAN!"
Best conversation ever
Sandstone pp of Trojan
And the whole thing started cause Sam needed Iron, which legend says he still never managed to get
What's pp? (Sorry, I'm not a native speaker)
@@zaira1748 icl I don’t remember sorry
@@zaira1748ik im VERY late and you probably already know but it's penis
Love how an entire new piece of canonical angsty lore started as “Phil do you have any iron?”
to be fair, the whole of the wars on the smp started with 2 music disks
and drugs-
@@iggyfan11 ... And a hotdog van
@@offspringfan100 yes
@@offspringfan100 Its was the mighty "Hto Dog Van"
"Ranboo is going full gen Z" I mean, they weren't wrong
I love that Gen Z is now just a mode lmao
He is the embodiment of Gen Z of course he did
@@cloudoloud1285 nah hes not he tries to hid his crippling depression rather than making self depricating jokes about i
Hey it’s my birthday too. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Ranboo going full gen Z and then Phil is just "Centuries are mear childsplay for me" xD
"access to the prison ?"
"LOL"
"No"
Phil : **and I took that personally**
What is hilarious is that Sam didnt even question how Phil went from 32 ingots to 5 stacks🤣
the sleepy bois kids are just so overprotective of phil, yet slaughter eachother with no remorse.
litterally the only thing that unites them is protecting phil & acknowledging the fact that tubbo is adorable
and maybe violence
OofChamp. Shit's too real.
Not wrong tho
Me: remembers that one among us stream with the sidemen where wilbur, tubbo and tommy defend phil against the sidemen and get #teamphil trending. What was it wilbur said? Paraphrasing here: Make fun (swear at?) of Tommy? XD Make fun (swear at?) of Tubbo? Steady on mate that might be a bit far there. Make fun (swear at?) of Phil who isn't even there? Alright bois, time to launch some nukes at the sidemen.
The SBI is powered by violence, insanity, Tubbo being cute, Must.Protecc.Dadza, and politics
Has Ranboo also been inducted into the SBI like Tubbo has been xD
Ph1LzA: **Bully’s Sam**
Sam: _Im seconds away from a creeper explosion_
This went from "I'll give you iron" to "I'll give you angst"
Alternate title:
A internet dad and a 16 year old oreo bully a green mosster.
16 year old OREO LMAOOOOO
Omg I'm eating ranboo right now
@@Itzmia_duh wtf no
@@WeeTheDuck ?
@@Itzmia_duh that sounds wrong on so many levels
AwesamDude: "I built the most secure prison in all of minecraft"
Also AwesamDude: "what are iron blocks"
*Awesamdude
I knew the reply would be a frickin SPELL CHECK
the blocks he made the piston door to the main cell block lmao.
Spell check is my enemy and my friend
Lol
“Centuries are mere child’s play for me, I’ve seen many like you fall and you will not be the last”
“Sure Grandpa go back to sleep”
that moment killed me lol
i just realised there is another comment really similar to this one and i only realised now please dont kill me
@@cosmiccookie7715 nah, people with brains will not kill u
@@cosmiccookie7715 great minds think alike :)
Holy shit JAJDJAJA
the fact that they're exchanging angst like this from an IRON TRADE is flooring
The shift from comedy to angst and then back is f a n t a s t I c
Alternativ Title: Dad teaches his Children how to bully a stranger.
Honestly, I think Ranboo is schooling the old man more
Ranboo popped off lol
children you meant
Exactly
childs
Alt title: ancient being harasses local prison warden
Edit: ah fuck y’all liked this one didncha
New video’s title after one year:local prison warden put in the same maximum prison cell as the power hungry green blob.
While adopted son cheers from the sidelines
Local Anarchist sasses an officer
LOL
@Alex
What is even going on-?
"i don't want to remember this" IM FLYING SLAMAOSOS
i swear ranboo has the most concentrated sass in the igc- sometimes on stream he just kinda y e l l s in chat
Philza DOES get to decide what minecraft funnies are.
After all, he DID invent minecraft.
LMAO
Lol true dat
It's a damn shame we don't have Ranboo's perspective on this. Just imagine the levels of pure, concentrated SASS.
AND A FACE CAM I CANT THAT WOULD BE GODLY
He was on Tubbo's stream during this time for the second half of the argument. This was only a few days ago so you can still catch it. It was on Wednesday I believe
yesssssssssss lmao
That get out of jail free card from the regular cells could’ve come in handy. Too bad Sam’s so... harsh.
It would of been funny if Philza said that one Urahara quote during the deal talk:
“Oh stop! I'm just a lowly-but-handsome merchant.”
Immortal angel attempts to bargain with sentient creeper while sassy teenage enderman acts as his hypeman
I like this comment
So true
Ok
This is like the 2 mrn that fall in love in lego city meme
Reading this I couldn't stop laughing I like it
"But not as painful as what I inflicted on their enemies" hits really hard when you realize:
1.) He killed Wilbur, his own son, the most painful thing of all.
2.) He turned L'manburg into past-tense after the fact.
L'manburg was Will's greatest enemy in the end, and Phil inflicted much more pain to it than he did Will.
Ouch
I have never heard about the doomsday war better than: ‘he turned L’manberg into past tense’
@@sampledex6440 lmao
@@sampledex6440 We conjugating more nouns? "I L'manburged the other day- Yeah, no just died laughing at my friend-"
L’manwereg
Phil - trying to get lore favors
Sam - not letting it happen
Ranboo - giving Sam the sas with gen z energy
Sam's "steal from him and don't write it down" killed me
Phil’s dsmp character be like: and in the beginning, there was only Phil
In the Beginning there was Only Phillza Minecraft. (And Queeen Elizabeth)
Phillza Minecraft created a world where tales of adventure and betrayal would be numerous and heart wrenching. So beautiful was the world, he dubbed it by his own surname, “Minecraft”. At first he would only watch from afar, enjoying the banter of common life, becoming mesmerized by those who follow their ambitions, relishing in the excitements of war. Later he would grow bold with what he’s made, descending from the heavens, learning what it meant to laugh with friends of his own, to adventure and explore. Eventually, he even learned the pain from losing those he loved to the sands of time. Such memories made him strong and wise, forever revered as one of the greats in the world Minecraft.
@@boredreaper7482 holy fuck how much free time you got
i mean.... yeah he's canonically super duper old
im pretty sure in canon he created the universe so he's THE oldest being ever
His name is Ph1LzA Minecraft and he is quite old. He is married to a woman, and that is interesting
technoblade has a golden crown i am massive i am massive wilbur soot is a musician he sings about women which i find cool technoblade wears a gown in the gown he doesn't own knives
OoOoOoO
OOOOOOHHH
@@angelricardo2567 OHHHHHHH
Wow 500 likes
Sam: Is there a redstone creation you lot want?
Phil: Machine who can tear down a prison in 10 minutes
*Tubbo and Ranboo spamming L's*
Me: *trying not to die of choking on cake*
BREAKING NEWS: Friendly neighborhood lemon chokes to death on cakes. More at 9
@@WeeTheDuck wtf lol
@@-memoryboyoak-8452 you said you were trying not to choke on cake... Im just tryna do my job here lemon
@@-memoryboyoak-8452 you have cake lucky also what kind of cake was it?
The fact that Phil, as an ancient being, is just harassing a man for no reason besides thinking its funny, and having his enderman hybrid child follow his lead in causing chaos for no reason except personal entertainment has me cackling. This had me on the floor when he said "yeah my character is canonically really old, and I only have one life because he's only had one, thats why he's lived for so long."
(Bruh i love that Philza's lore is really just a reference to him being a hardcore streamer who lived in the same world for 5 irl years, which is a hella long time in minecraft time, so he's an ancient being with only one life because people who stream hardcore often live in those worlds for a long time, and the base of hardcore is that you only have one life, or else you're done.
They're so good at storytelling I'm done.)
The only thing wrong with this is that Ranboo doesn't know who his parents are... "or if I do, I don't remember!"
Otherwise, yes
@@ksdragona_5583 "oh god hes the main character!"
I am wise beyond my years.
Mere centuries are childplay.
I have seen many of you fall,
and you will *not be the last.*
-PhilzaMinecraft, the creator of Minecraft
This is poetry right here.
*mear centuries
@@judemartin6329 ...
You are wrong, mere is the right spelling XD
@@judemartin6329 What tf is mear?
@@kohyosings7142 the joke is that ph1lza misspelled it as mear
@@theladoflads7884 Ah I see
*That get out of jail free card would have been mighty useful right about now*
realized that Techno going into the prison is absolutely why Sam didn't give Phil anything to do with the prison, turns out it was for the lore the entire time XD
phil only has 1 life because he's canonically the only character playing in hardcore
HAHAGWJDIDV
@@Tonmarutchi its true tho
@@thorismyname5967 yeah
TRUE THOUGH
It's his season 1 hardcore character who kept going.
Losing access to to a harddrive failure doesn't mean he died.
Technoblade: He’s playing checkers but I’m playing chess
Ph1lza: Well fuck that cos I’m playing monopoly
underrated comment
UNDERRATED
The title should be "creeper don't know what iron blocks are"
7:59
Ranboo: I INVOLVE MYSELF FOR COMEDY!
If Ranboo says he doesn’t want to remember something you did, you know you messed up.
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Holy shit when Phil looked at his 8 blocks of diamonds and said “I dont need diamonds” I remembered that Techno had like 24 blocks
And Ranboo has 3 stacks
@@revolutionary-pirate he has 5
@@MiloThatsTheName of iron?
@@adlaiselorio5796 yep 5 stacks
@@MiloThatsTheName we were talking about diamonds. Ranboo has 3 stacks of diamond blocks
And this, dear people, is why Sam took Ranboo’s last life 😌
the get out of jail free card hits different now.
“I don’t need the get out of jail free card...”
“I will merely just break out! 😌💅”
He'll "merely" break out
I'm pretty sure that's the farthest anyone has ever gotten through a negotiation deal without a murder happening on the server
PHIL I CANNOT CANONICALLY GIVE YOU A GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD-
Dude I screenshoted that it, made me wheeze when this video came out-
"you're the reason i've almost had villain arc twice in two days" LMFAOSOS true
everyone’s titles are becoming like Tommy’s now-
edit: ah the algorithm helps when the word “funny” appears
Noooo
He's too powerful-
They are trying to get the clout
Could be wrong but Tommy helps him with titles, anything that isn't hardcore it's Tommy.
Indeed
Can we thank Kristin for zooming in onto the in-game chat whenever Phil wasn’t vocally reading it? Because not having to pause in order to see what was being written in chat allowed me to have a smoother viewing experience of this video- which allowed me to appreciate the comedy provided by Phil and Ranboo so much more. :)
Also I am totally down with taking the extra information we got about Philza’s character to headcanon that dsmp!Philza is that type of Immortal being that CAN die, but stopped physically aging at a certain point in his life and therefore can’t die from old age. And the reason he only has 1 canon life is because that was the consequence of living this type of life.
Ok
Ranboo: “I’ll kill you!”
Sam: “You can’t kill me.”
Phil: “I would have died if he said ‘I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!’ “
Me: *Gets flashbacks of when he reacted to Tommy getting killed* 😟😭
"I have ten days to bully you"
- Philza Minecraft
Awesamdude: do u have some iron?
Phil: and i took that personally
Pff yep
new title: Embodiment of Gen Z defends his fathers honour and learns to steal
Ok
O
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lol
That get out of jail free card would of been real useful for techno right about now…
" Get out of Jail free feels like plot armour "
*HMMMMMMST*
"Dream isnt going to get out because of a pp"
"YOU NEVER KNOW MAN"
"HES DONE SOME CRAZY STUFF"
"even he cant do that"
"idk man"
Best.
Conversation.
Ever.
⠀
@@avnishshrivastava2272 agreed
@@claudiasabino same
Everyone: TOMMY HEY BUDDY HOW YA DOING THOSE ARE SOME NICE UH NICE TITLES YOU GOT THERE! IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN TO THEM
Tommy helps philza make his titles and thumbnails. He said it when he was streaming making a birdhouse on origins smp.
@@tracethew8336 yep
FR THO LMAO THEY NEED TO GET ORIGINAL
@@quackkee8878 well they are original they are just passed through creators
well... now we know what he wanted the "get out of jail free" card for.
Ranboo the most resourceful of the 4 sons
Is everyone gonna ignore the fact that, Sam creating a creeper farm, is effectively him mass murdering his kind for resources.... Right?
I KNOW RIGHT??
Shhhhhhh
Sam needs gunpowder
@@leopizzza2956 I see the Techno's skyblock reference there
lol and then there's him yelling that a creeper blew up his chest full of items...
edit: huh apparently it was 8 double chests full of items. His own kind must really hate him lol
Xenocide to selficide....? Wait-
Sam: i will build you a memory machine
Ranboo: i dont want to remember this.
The perfection in that😂
15:35 GOT ME DYING XD "SURE GRANDPA GO BACK TO SLEEP" BAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
I KNOW YOU PROBABLY WONT SEE THIS BUT . HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHILZA!! THANK YOU FOR BEING A DAD TO ALL OF US!!❤️❤️❤️
So Tommy’s thing is “**insert an adjective like funny or smth here** Minecraft (mod, video, challenge, etc) ever” and now Phil’s thing is gonna be “**insert whatever the main title is gonna be here** makes Minecraft 1000% funnier”
From what I've seen in other comments it's really good for the algorithm to use that sort of title, but they could be wrong.
Funfact: Philza revealed recently that Tommy has made the last few titles for him so most of the 1000% funnier are actually titles made by Tommy
@@SapphireKatie that isn't the hardcore ones
@@b2superbattledroid977 right! Sorry forgot to add that
@@Tadhgh_ It’s like using 1000 IQ, it fits wel into peoples feeds, just better with the “entertainment” category
Alternative title: Ranboo becomes Phil’s favorite child, despite not being his child...
YET!
Your comment reminded me of when after Doomsday Phil went to get Ranboo from the Panic Room to the Arctic and the entire chat was filled with variations of
"A D O P T T H E C H I L D"
Alternative title: A grandpa and an enderman laugh at a creeper for 16 minutes
it's so wierd that Foolish said Soh Cah Toa in chat because that's what I'm currently learning in geometry.
I love how all of Phil's kids just wanna defend his honor from bad men
Philza: *has sassed the Redstone massta for a while now*
Ranboo: don’t worry dad! I got your back! I shall sass him the duck out!!!
⠀0
This is why we watch ranboo and philza
After Sam stole Phil's child Tommy he wanted to get revenge, of bullying him
Finally an actually fast editior
And there she was right under his nose all along
Well, it’s easier to edit one stream than 10 to 5 streams. But Kristin is learning really fast and so maybe more non-hardcore video will be coming out soon.
3:56 I have never wheezed so hard in my life
"Foolish: SOH CAH TOA" is KILLING me rn please
Alternative title: A Creeper wants iron but an Old man tries to scam whilst an enderman shows off how much iron he he’s and then the go out to an all out brawl
“Why don’t we just hand him a pick axe and some land for it if we are getting down the the basics”
pfffttt
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Alternative Title: Dadza Tries To Teach His Little Kids How To Annoy & Bully Other Ppl.
I just realized I’m older than Minecraft-
I’d be more surprised if you weren’t than If you were
I'm nearly 20 mate 🤣🤣🤣 I'm wayyy older than Minecraft
Phil: **makes vid with funny in the title**
*“This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!”*
Tubbo had one too. It's a virus worse than death.
And Wilbur... nurse we’re losing them
I thought four of em. our only hope is techno-
@@kiyuu1638 Techno is our last hope of survival-
OH NO TUBBO TOMMY WILBUR AND PHILZA ARE ALL MAKING THE FUNNIEST MINECRAFT VIDEOS
edit: it’s actually only Tubbo Philza and Tommy who make *minecraft* funny videos- uhh Wilbur did Rust and Surgeon Simulator-
Alternative Title: Scam The Sam.
So many people would watch it if was named that
Yaaaaa
0:33 dutch ppl are screaming at lul-
Ranboo is like the gen z child defending his grandpa in a fight with another grandpa
Phils canon age be like: "Centuriess aand centuries i am old, like the stories i have told."
(Cusino cups fans will get this)
I can't remember his name but I feel like it's the pond guy
@@torpetavantas yup
Everyone is memeing about the title but I am just happy Phil put the immortal Phil canon on youtube
@William Johnson his dying will probably be the sensei-death boost to techno and ranboo rather than techno dying
Pov: Philza is slowly transforming into tommyinnit
god if sam wasnt so picky techno would be out of prison by now
"you're normally the good guy. you're normally the nice one"
-wilbur soot