Just watching old lazerlazer while i go to sleep ... Yep.... Yep.... 1 hour later.. Why the hell am i not tired Plz help First day of 8th grade is tmrw ;-;
Is twitch free Edit thank for telling me Edit it's a joke Thank you for the people who got the joke but there was about 3 who did so I guess for the rest of my life I'm going to have to live with people hating me because they don't know what a joke is lol I'm not saying all of you are crazy but the people who hated me for asking a question shows you how bad humans have got. I ask a question that's clearly a joke but even if wasn't you don't have to hate me how
2:42 lazarbeam you are probably the FIRST to ride on a rocket with TWO people you accidentally got on HIS rocket while he was STILL on it!!! Congratulations 👏👏👏👏
LazarBeam will you make a video about the new gamemode in the future? The reason I am asking this is because you never made a video about fly explosions. P.S Missed ya
I was playing random squads with these Australian kids and they called me bad because my name was spelt Lazer instead of Lazar and then they died and I clutched the win so now I'm a bloody legend.
missed ya
Missed ya 2
LazarBeam we have aswell
Missed you, too, bloody legend.
Missed ya 3
LazarBeam thx
:the cow goes moo
:the dog goes ruff
:the cat goes meow
:And the donkey goes 3:18
I laughed so hard
Good 1
Victor Meneses OMG XD
Lol 😂
Lmfao wtf
3:18 Tusken Raider from Star Wars
I laugh so hard
Aidan Tester same
Alesado I had to sub 😂
what u nerds talk about star wars u guys have a sad life
MESSI JR 300 Star wars is lyfe. We're not nerds. We're geeks. Get it right.
Anyone rewatched all of the old videos during quarantine
Same
Me
me
wait quarintine started that long ago :0
That's not cap
Thank you for actually making enjoyable content that does not get repetitive and boring, keep it up man.
3:18. Lazarbeam sounds like chewy from Star Wars tbh. Lol
Ben Dawes so true
more like a motorcycle
Keep playing it over and over.. It starts to sound unhuman 😂
Madelynn Constance that’s what I did 😂
Ben Dawes thank you I’ve been looking for a comment that mentioned that
3:18 all I’m saying is that laugh though
xKozakYT I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😭😭
xKozakYT sounds lime a tusken warrior from star wars 😂
It's so fake 😂
Lol
I know right😂😂
7:36 the way joogies wiggling looks like a cat pouncing for a mouse or something 😂😂😂
Maxdabeast077 👍
Wtf
Nah he is definitely twerking
Finally the bloody legend is back!
I now
Not anymore
Woah 69 likes
Yessss LazarBeam is back😍
Hay 2019 is good
2020 is horrible
It's 2020 and he barely uploads now
Who else is addicted to lazarbeam and watching his old vids in online school:
@Liam G No he just live streams at midnight
I missed you mate!
The Person Hi, I am Ducky and like to destroy squads, so i did :/
DuckyGames I didn't know u liked lazarbeam
The Person that’s great!
The Person 10
Y’all gay he was gone for a week
3:18 this should be in a jurassic Park trailer 😂😂😂
LOOOOOO
Lannan park
*Lazarbum is back*
ghostheart it’s lazybum
ghostheart u mean the bloody legend
Wait...
ghostheart um WTF
DavidYT Red what?
THE BLOODY LEGEND HAS RETURNED!!!! It's been three days of being bored without LazarBeam... but he has now returned!
YEAH!!!!
Hi, I am Ducky and like to destroy squads, so i did :/ Pirate 19
I saw my notification *LazarBeam has posted a new video!*, man I got up faster than I would if someone screamed "Bloody Murder!'
Pirate 19 you are 💯% right
Didn't this dude have 2 million subscribers like 2 weeks ago?
he had like 1.2 for months and then he sky rocketed.
Clikbait bruv
Devina Linder he don't click bait bruv
Devina Linder maybe he's sky rocketed because he's a fucking hilarious guy
He grinds
3:18 I didn’t know lazar beam was a Tusken raider.
Scp 049 I laughed so hard
Big bad Barry ok
Cure him for the puleg
Big bad Barry ehh ehhhhhhh
Izayah Slaten what?
I clicked off Lachlans vid to come watch this😂
Reallly? Cool bro I did that but on ninjas vid
Same dude
I did but on muselks vid
I watched lachalns vid once it came out wtf
N O your a bloody legend
The Man
The Myth
The Legend
LazarBeam is back!!!!
Yeahhhhh!!!!!!!
Schrödinger’s Cat yup
you mean lazar beam is crack
You know it buddy!!!
You mean toasted
Been here since 800 k subs and this channel has skyrocketed
Sam Marshall init same
I am watching this in chapter 2.
Miss the good old days
@@lilyrose.04 same
?
Same
We need the guided missile in creative so we can do this again
same
3:18 New voice actor for the new Jurassic movie
VaporGlitch Productions aa
VaporGlitch Productions a
VaporGlitch Productions hilarious shit 😂
💯 true😂😂
VaporGlitch Productions e
Keep up the great vids LazarBum
good for u
He's home
He’s home you know?
NorwegianGamer 93 oh no I didn’t lol
@Jesse_1395 exactly like I only know Lazargoat
Lazarbeam is back!!
James Fitzpatrick yayyyyy
Yay
Yayyyyyyyy
Ya boii
James Fitzpatrick yep he sure is
3:18 this should be in a jurassic Park trailer 😂😂😂
Yeah i play and my name is MuskyHunter246 spelt like that.
Dang LazarBeam, looking like a snack
(See what I did there?)
Badger1 Gaming yeah from that gold digger vid
Connor RK1000 no his skin.😂
zocron you got it😂
OH LMAO
LMAO
I love these custom game modes, they are amazing and keep doing what you do best which is make the funniest videos ever
Fun fact: lazerbum and joogie also stared in shrek 9
what's shriek
caleb orourke fun fact: you don't know how to speak English
weow deats a keul feact
Wow use there joke
ChugJugsNotDrugs r/whoooosh
3:18 when dinosaurs come back...LOL
3:18 that laugh though
Just watching old lazerlazer while i go to sleep
...
Yep....
Yep....
1 hour later..
Why the hell am i not tired
Plz help
First day of 8th grade is tmrw
;-;
It’s the blue light from the screen your mind thinks it’s daylight
Same
Same
I AM YOUR FAN MY NAME IS BRYCE I AM 7
I started 6th grade 1 month ago
Lazar! Your accent is bloody amazing!
The Person Wow! You’re funny!
The Person Hi, I am Ducky and like to destroy squads, so i did :/
The Person I can tell by your grammar you must be from England Australia or London mate XD
Ya bloody legend
Hes british, australia is fake
8:39 that was so cool imagine if he hit that
Fishy friend
No fish no bannas I hate you both
@@goaty6619 ok boomer
Familiar pfp
3:19 that laugh tho
YESSSS, BLOODY LEGEND IS BACK ❤️
Lesliee Hi, I am Ducky and like to destroy squads, so i did :/
Did anyone else notice that the other team was using shields and lazar wasn’t?
Zedoraz Noooo, they're all using shields.
Yes
and they still won...
Zedoraz I saw
Zedoraz yes
3:18 I cant stop laughing 😂 DID YOU GET HIM!? HAGH
Lol
The ultimate battle/sport
R screen u right
tawog
The man, the myth, the BLOODY LEGEND is back!!!!!!
*youtube sees guns* STRIKE AGAIN
LOOΠΔ YYXY Hi, I am Ducky and like to destroy squads, so i did :/
it's just a bunch of mates having a laugh that's what makes it so entertaining
zaddy viper
3:18 Lazer redeemed his inner chewy
Jayarmour
lol
Hh
5:30 he had shield and lazar not
i know
And
Obersepp I saw it and started looking for comments
@DerpFlashIsMLGlate
Yea i saw that
Lazarbeam secretly has a crush on joogie
2:20 I was dying when Joogie said you amphibians are useless
Okay but lannon is so attractive even if he’s jet lagged
EXACTLY
I thought I was the only one 😂
Wish TH-cam cared about their creators
ikr they are killing my channel can you please help me out from giving me feedback thanks
WolfloW fuck off
Why did reddit get angry at lazerbeam
WolfloW bull shit
ghostheart you’re gunna be one of those guys who shows up on every fortnite channel
3:18 a cow giving birth
jon may I live in a farm. TRUST ME a cow giving birth makes a very different sound
@@alistairinglis1062 just admire the moment, don't ruin it
I think you meant donkey making birth
Alistair Inglis it’s a joke
Lmao
9:18 anyone see those picaxes going nuts
They were having a seizure
Yep
1
yeeee
..
.
3:18 lol
Omg lol
3:18 what the heck is that laugh
Yeeeee *HHHAAWWW*
Zaden Romines omg
fuck off
Sounds like Ewoks from Star Wars
HWAAAHAHAHAHAHAH ploopy
Is that 10 minutes?
But where are the ads?
D E M O N E T I S E D
No no nooooooooooooooo!
It’s monetized
He's demonitized
Idk all I know that shotgun is a complete bitch
FUCKIN LEGENDS
Watching old playground videos for the nostalgia😢
T Bone, your the best😂
Flamingo Fleming so r u 😎
Same
Yup
F**k battle lab
9:21 do u hear a scream in the background?
ZakiZoo 22 it’s Joogie
Yep that's jogie in laber
ZakiZoo 22 ya I do
9.22
@@forestburb1930 no
NOW THIS. THIS IS CONTENT.
Xhagzyd
NOW THIS IS POD RACING
3:19 when mom says you get 10k vbucks
When the teacher tells you to rearrange the desks: 3:18
🤣
Double Barreled= two barreled. Good math!
Yup
SP1TFYRE 888 bet this comment will blow up
Laz! Have made FNP90 replica already (1:10 scale) would love if you glimpse it as well!
Spare time G saw the vid nice job!
Spare time G lol
Has to be the worse Make-A-Wish I could've received
Do you actually know Lazar in person
ToastedShoes haha lol
ToastedShoes wanna play
Yo toasted wanna friend me on epic. Datch43
I wish for 13500 vbucks
"Cus for the full laugh of it let's play again" good way to get the video to 10 minutes lol
3:19 if Lazarbeam was Chewbacca
Lol
😂😂😂😂
9:16 those golf clubs are as crazy as an elephant riding a turtle dove on a leatherback sea turtle in a volcano
Is twitch free
Edit thank for telling me
Edit it's a joke
Thank you for the people who got the joke but there was about 3 who did so I guess for the rest of my life I'm going to have to live with people hating me because they don't know what a joke is lol I'm not saying all of you are crazy but the people who hated me for asking a question shows you how bad humans have got. I ask a question that's clearly a joke but even if wasn't you don't have to hate me how
Gabriel Hazlett ye
Gabriel Hazlett no, it's run by EA. you need to pay $14.99 to access the ******* services. you need to pay $9.99 to reveal the text.
Yeah it is free
Yah
xGamani you are 100% right
3 years and i still wish for a part 2
Thought it was a Lachlan video so I ignored it for an hour
Sims - CS:GO Same
Sims - CS:GO hard
Do a challenge where you’re always crouching
The king is back from he's strike
‘Quick maths’ 🤣🤣🤣 loved the intro so much
3:19 bruh what was that laugh tho
3:18
Yea it's 3:18
The golf cart is spitting out pick axes
1 second too long🤦🏾♀️
Lol
aaaaaawwwwww
Emma Brooks too*
More money
Luis Zarate - 1 sec means 10 min exactly. So no extra money
2:42 lazarbeam you are probably the FIRST to ride on a rocket with TWO people you accidentally got on HIS rocket while he was STILL on it!!! Congratulations 👏👏👏👏
0:03 QUICK MATHS
3:18 me when I see a spider in the toilet
Does not make sense
3:53 THAT'S SO COOL
Ah yes, my favorite sport, Double Barrel Shotgun Jousting.
Don't watch a lazarbeam video straight away. Wait a bit so that its monetised when you watch it
Notifications squad were u at?
Man I miss that outro
I missed watching these i aint seen them for 2 years its good to be back
3:19 that sounds like a goat
U mean donkey?
Bruh yours is cut off
Nicholas Santiago who’s?
Fr0sty SPIDER it’s 3:18 not 3:19
Nicholas Santiago I never said 3:19
3:18 wtf
Wow the only comment with no soul
I was looking for a comment for that part😂😂😂
ikr
Pumpkin Guy 😂😂😂
Same
when lazarbeam laughs he sounds like one of the sand people from star wars
He totally doess
I am subbing to you rn.
When toasted killed lazar in the guided missile game lazar was pissed then played it off
This is how many times Joogie said “Not the buttons”
👇
55
101
130
155
Bazzer Bazzington 159
Still significantly higher than your braincells!
Who else has been here from before one million subs?
Lazer God Lazer Beard Lazer Face Mate, Drop The Base.
I have
You just wasted your time.
Karol M THE MADDEN DAYS
Karol M yea like tabs and the Raven field stuff right
Since 175k
Since madden
Do jousting where each player is at 10 health and you can only use pickaxes
Jackbass .
@jackson and josie it used to do 10
We gonna talk about how joogie flew lannan into his guided missle
6:50 as we do on the lazarbeam channel we extend the video to 10 minutes :)
Ellogan 66 10:01
@@anitahninmarlar hdjdgdjdigdidtfuftduidtduydydydyydydyydydydyttdyysydudu
9:14 lol who else noticed?
Oof
Not turtl-ey enough. Xd
Not turtl-ey enough me LMAO XD
Me dude
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS
3:18 when a fish takes its first breath on land
This video was great, funny, and original and this was made all on my birthday so thanks lazarbeam for the great content
Yay lazy bum is back (but add revenue ain’t)
LazarBeam will you make a video about the new gamemode in the future? The reason I am asking this is because you never made a video about fly explosions. P.S Missed ya
*oh not the buttons*
:c
No you tuber can make me laugh as much as laserbeam
Do this with the quadcrasher
If more people made videos like laser beam everyone would be happier
I was playing random squads with these Australian kids and they called me bad because my name was spelt Lazer instead of Lazar and then they died and I clutched the win so now I'm a bloody legend.
Layden Denning bs
Little does lazarbeem know joogie wiggled his bum when he was at the back of the golf cart