I'm gonna tell a funny story: Once I was in school my teacher asked a bunch of classmates to give their opinion of what life is, when it was my turn my opinion was "life is a table" and for some reason my teacher loved it
#dankness Robin: *robs rich gives to poor* The poor: yes thank u very much i am now rich Robin: sorry but your now rich The poor: oh no.. Robin: *robs poor gives it to another poor*
4:43 - That’s an Amish bed intended for courting couples. They are very strict about premarital physical intimacy and consistently use chaperones. Yet somehow in their view this is allowed as a way to check compatibility without the threat of premarital sex.
I fuckin called it halfway thru the year. " mcdonalds will bring the mcrib back. We just gotta pit a cherry on top of a turd sandwich with extra horseradish. " fuckin. Called. It.
#dankness
Woman in 1600s: * does math *
The church: you have forfeited your life priveleges
Who are you? And how are you so smart! She must be a Witch !!!
Doppio ur getting a call
Congrats on the feature ;)
@@pursuitsoflife.6119 thanks 😊
“How to hide from milfs”
Kakyoin : i dont have such weaknesses
well well well, hello fellows jojo
Ahh, a place where jobro's can be at peace and not get bashed by haters.
Ah, hellow fellow jobros.
People in the 1600s:does a sin
The Church:You are bad
People in the 1600s:*pays money*
The Church:That is very cash money of you
I just saw a cursedimage but i still wanted to see it tho
How to be an anime protagonist 101
Girl:he’s probably thinking about other girls
Guy:doppio is dying right now
I'm gonna tell a funny story:
Once I was in school my teacher asked a bunch of classmates to give their opinion of what life is, when it was my turn my opinion was "life is a table" and for some reason my teacher loved it
#dankness
Her: he only thinks about srex.
Me: when a beyblade character die, they pay respect saying :
LET IT R.I.P..........
Oh my God.
#Dankness
Brain: are you going to bed?
Me: yes now shut up
Brain: your parents can Hear you talking to yourself.
Me: O_O
Anisexual is when you are attracted to anime characters claiming them as your waifu
"They called me a madman"
There is an actual name for it phictophilia
Kakyoin's doesn't need this he's just built different.
People other than white people: * exists *
Karens: *And I took that personally*
#dankness
#dankness
Her:"he's probably thinking of a him/her joke"
Him:**thinks of a him/her joke**
#dankness
Robin: *robs rich gives to poor*
The poor: yes thank u very much i am now rich
Robin: sorry but your now rich
The poor: oh no..
Robin: *robs poor gives it to another poor*
#Dankness
M-Memllion
I-Is
L-Laughably
F-Funny
@Amazykii thanks
Milf? What does that mean
@@itzluna1062 if you dont know then you most likely do not want to know
I think MILF
Nice
#dankness No one
Absolutely no one
Memellion: How to hid from Milfs
#dankness
Doctor: a wholesome halo meme doesn't exist, it can't warm your heart.
Wholesome halo meme: 12:22
#dankness
Memellion: shows pupper in every year.
Me: happiness descends.
#dankness
Im like "Post Malone"
But the "Post M" is silent
Wow you and me aren't so different
I feel repressed all the time but the r is a d
...relatable
@Alyssa Miller you know, normally i would, but not if the person is a shrek trump.
@Alyssa Miller i have nothing against shrek, all my anger is on trump.
#dankness
Patient - how much time do i have?
Doctor - 10
Patient - 10 what
Doctor - 9, 8, 7
Hi guys nothing is better than a Pizza+Memes 🍕🤤
Please tell me what the "blind spot" meme sauce is, and the "last online 8 years ago" one
4:13 that's what true love is.
6:20
That salad was perfect, move on.
#darkness
she: he is thinking about other girl
he:how a snake will do yoga
I just realized that blind people can still watch these videos because Memellion narrates
#dankness
Me coming up with memes when Memellion posts: *clueless*
me coming up with memes at 4:20 in the morning: Oh yea, this is big brain time
"Where are we going, Doggo?"
"Where are we going, doggo?"
Whats the anime or manga name of the one at 7:50
Stop liking and tell me dammit
Date a live iirc
@@zdkr_4ii Thx
#Dankness
When you take a bite out of your phone and try to type on a sandwich:
*_Smart thoughts chase after him, but he is faster_*
4:43 - That’s an Amish bed intended for courting couples. They are very strict about premarital physical intimacy and consistently use chaperones. Yet somehow in their view this is allowed as a way to check compatibility without the threat of premarital sex.
#dankness
Me :goes to school
My math teacher :Doesn't come cause he is sick
Me ;He is from an alternate dimension.
2:11 I see this as an absolute win
7:53 sauce
#dankness
No one:
Girl's bio: Hello, I like money
14:46 Man I sure do love Darth Maul memes
I can hear them coming.
*They’re coming*
I’m a weeb and this is awesome
Me:where are we going doggo. Doggo: Your house. Me who is homeless : "speechless". Doggo: "sad dog noises"
Love the vids keep up the good work 👍
What's the sauce at 7:52
14:01 *Get the X-01 Armor, We ride at DAWN*
7:00
This act hapend to me, i was realy surprised when she told me she loves knifes too
5:20 me after alipping on my keyboard 12 million times
2:53
Fun fact you can use them without ammo
#dankness
Me:Please stop with doggos
Memeleon:No I don't think I will
Memellion
11:26
Some girls reading this: *laughter*
#dankness
nobody
tik tokers: we tik tokers are very gentle and good
5minute later: hi guys today I become gay and lesbian
I fuckin called it halfway thru the year. " mcdonalds will bring the mcrib back. We just gotta pit a cherry on top of a turd sandwich with extra horseradish. " fuckin. Called. It.
2:05
Not the ones who watched FMA
6:20 I do not know why the person thought they where doing something wrong. That was the best salad I have ever seen!
3:00
Hitler: Maybe I am the good guy
0:51
"Now it is time for me to give you a gift comrade clause"
10:45
Kirby has had enough bulls**t
3:57
War veterans
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT!!!
at 0:13 all I want is the sauce pls and ty :)
13:10, Ken Jennings finally lost due to that exact reason on Jeopardy, but he played the long game and now he hosts the show.
Thumbnail is a clip from an H manga by kurokawa otogi (idk which one)
7:50 - manga clip from date a live
#dankness
Karen: takes off mask
Everyone else at Chernobyl:
“Blind spot” BAHHAHA
Sauce?
14:18 o god... the truth... it HURTS!!
3:55 no i don't think i will
**Load's shotgun with malicious intent**
3:05
Brandon Herrera: Stonks
Yamcha being killed by Magicarp might be the best thing I've seen all week
6:11 There may or may not be quite a large difference...
0:12 sause?
12:51 my man has some real common sense.
1:12 lmao in California a pebble costs triple that XD
2:52 Doncha mean E X O T I C
Teacher: what are u laughing at?
Me: nothing
My brain: US government in 1945: yes Rico, Kaboom.
#Dankness
#dankness
Myth: The highest honor in memes is being a meme template.
Fact: The highest honor in memes is being featured in Memellion's videos.
0:13 She can see a little bit of hair
0:48, 2:57 and 5:23
My favorite...
Where you going, dog go? Take me with you! Wait, I have a Stargate! Later guys!
Hold 🔲 to pay respect for Memellion
#dankness
Parents: **pays 110 dollars on a pair on shorts**
Also parents: **refuses to pay 3 dollars for orange juice because its expensive**
0:53 in germany we say sometimes kristkind(child of crist) instead of santa
Were are we going, doggo?
I really do hope it's the unicorn planet! UWU
I just searched up Bing on Google then searched google again
You don't hide from MILFS, you GO AFTER MILFS.
I demand da sauce on the thumbnail!
#dankness
Memelion:starts using cats instead of doggos
Me:Sad noises
Memelion: starts using doggos again
Me: happiness noises
I'm pretty done with most things here. "Where are we going, Doggo?"
4:58 kind of looks like Jason Unruhe.
''where are we going doggo''
#dankness
Friend: What character do you think is hot?
Me: *SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED*
4:07 only one way to find out
0:53 Maybe the so called "People" needs a black female Santa like the new Vice President.
2:56 i assume you don’t have enough skill for this keep you jade bunny and your mida multitool
5:58
Time to bleach my f**king eyes
4:35
Boomers: I'll take your entire stock
When you are so early there are only 39 comments.
40th.
Not until you refresh
I went to newest first and your the 45th comment
#Dankness
Everyone: i need to use the sleep
Me who's sleep deprived: i need to use the hibernate
Oh shit. I've never seen a Lucifer scene be used in a meme unrelated to the show before.
2:46
You've taught me well
HI
Official first comment 👆
Yeah
Yo
If you do ratios king Kong can most likely because gorillas aren't "packing"
8:45 yeah I got a message saying that there’s something wrong with my bank (that I don’t bank with). 🤣🤣🤣
#dankness
Man:hey Joe has ligma
Man2:he's gonna trick me into saying Joe mama
Also man:2 what is light
Man1:LIGMABALLS
man2:GOD DAMNIT
"Where we dropping doggo?"
"We?"
I will always stay in milf sight