Thanks to Paradox for sponsoring more adventures of The King of Texas! Now it feels like there needs to be a Part 3, but where do we even take it from here? store.steampowered.com/app/529340/Victoria_3/
@@beezlebubisfly3211 HOI4 - Hearts of Iron 4. The start of Victoria 3 is the end date of CK3. The start of HOI4 is the end date of Victoria 3. Each caters to a particular length of time.
English tea vs. sweet tea being the catalyst for a "communication has clearly broken down" email chain really is the most believable cause for another world war.
I appreciate the implication that the British empire was willing to overlook a bit of political intrigue on the side from a nominal ally, but immediately dropped all pretences of civility the moment tea was insulted.
Hearing Squire use "bless your heart" in the appropriate false-comfort southern way is great. Yes, bless your heart is rarely actually them being nice. It's a warning, it is disapproval.
My son mentioned this morning he was doing a report on the Texas Revolution, so it's like yall are psychic. I fear you, with much respect and admiration.
Man I wish time went longer than 1936. I’m sure the political machinations and massive technological revolutions won’t have any long term consequences on the Texas Empire
love that the Uk is willing to overlook Texas actively trying to dismantle their authority in their colonies but is willing to overlook it if Texas sends them some whiskey lol
Thing is, in the game there is almost no reason to ever produce tea and coffee. There will never be a single day another country will buy it on the market
2:31, for those of you Damnyankees (wait is that 2 words?), Hoosiers, Brits, and other peoples north and west of the Mason-Dixon, that is the biggest and kindest F-U ever put to paper, bless y'all's heart.
I get lots of Skyvault vibes from this - does Texas need to take over the world? Should the rest of us be afraid? Love your guys’ work, but the Texas-centric stuff is more of a challenge to relate to.
Sorry still looking for the source for the painting of the cowboy punching Queen Victoria through a pie, please feel free to link. It might be worth it to you to know most of your saved videos in your playlists are AI art. 👍
I WANT THE ART. How do I attain this by land or by sea? Patreon? Also I wouldn't be mad if it is AI generated; certainly impressed with the prompts and understanding of the difference in effort required between that and digital painting.
Of course it's ai. There's no personality in it. Just the bits and pieces stolen from real art. The avarice invasion has set a base in the door monster channel, and I'll have to migrate out again. Have fun in your slowly worming pot.
@@user-pu6pn8vt5d Trust me, I'm the last person who needs to be convinced of how terrible in every possible way AI is, I'm just holding out a bit of hope here. ::/
@@user-pu6pn8vt5daren’t you the guy that tried to say other people aren’t in the videos anymore bc they were gonna be turned into ChatGPT content and made into Ai porn?
''entire royal guard fainted and was easely hogtied'' , nha bit 'to' on the nose there i suspect any royal guards reaction specially a british empire one would be more of the ''exception that confirms the rule'' aka , 'british' decorum ? nha royal guards brutes the moment the texan upstart splattered the pie he be ripped in pieces , and then the texan short lived empire where conquered and divided up the bigger chunk going to the decedent of gustavus adolphus who's indirect royal blood ties to the british monarchy meant he where 'honour bound to assist the british family'' of course this hade nothing to do with the unknown plans by his father knowing the the baltic nations needed to consolidate and use the wealth from the 30 years war to grow in manpower to ensure to staff a proper sized empire and thus ensure excuses for expansion or annexation of land where ready later ,rather then in the 17th century
Thanks to Paradox for sponsoring more adventures of The King of Texas! Now it feels like there needs to be a Part 3, but where do we even take it from here?
store.steampowered.com/app/529340/Victoria_3/
...are there mods allowing for interstellar or undersea expansion?
Only one last frontier to conquer.
Space!
I am kinda curious why time ends in 1937
@@beezlebubisfly3211 HOI4 - Hearts of Iron 4. The start of Victoria 3 is the end date of CK3. The start of HOI4 is the end date of Victoria 3. Each caters to a particular length of time.
@@beezlebubisfly3211 Prolly because that'd become Hearts of Iron after '37, since WW2.
I love how throughout this time, Texas doesn’t actually own Texas
I think it's a reference to the previous skit where at the end, they gave Texas to the US in exchange for the US territories.
They are mighty kind the the United State of America
It's true in fantasy and reality.
Brits: Would you like some tea?
Texans: This would be great with a cup of sugar and full of ice!
Brits: "You listen here you UNCULTURED FARM SERVANT."
Texan: adds more sugar and a little gun oil.
@@morescodesup2087 gotta add some gunpowder. They used to do that in the wild west to "water it down"
*adjusts bowtie aggressively
5:47 I guess his citizens must have demanded Wales.
And amenities!
First time that reference has been clever, I love it.
Given the progression of Texabest Destiny, I fully expect the next Paradox video to be a Victoria 3/Stellaris crossover.
And still in Stellaris, Texas won't own Texas.
I might also guess that they could add an Empire of Sin reference into it as well, seeing as this crusade is ending in the 30s
After a successful romp through HOI4 with the Texan Cav-only army.
Petition to have more of what is clearly a dramatic reading of Kyle's Victoria and Civ playthroughs in this format
Matt was the one who voiced for Texas here.
English tea vs. sweet tea being the catalyst for a "communication has clearly broken down" email chain really is the most believable cause for another world war.
In one of my first games in Victoria 3 as Sweden I ran out of oil so I did what any reasonable person would do and I invaded Texas.
*Buttons up redcoat*
There Brit here boss what do with him so we show me how to play football correctly?:
I wonder how Texas controlled Britain Would fare against the German Wonderwaffen in the first Texas German war
Given how long it's been since I've seen other people in these, I feel an obligation to praise the algorithm and engage in it's holy light
May the algorithm show mercy upon this video and raise it up to the feeds of viewers.
Please be to the algorithm!
Blessed be the retention
I appreciate the implication that the British empire was willing to overlook a bit of political intrigue on the side from a nominal ally, but immediately dropped all pretences of civility the moment tea was insulted.
Hearing Squire use "bless your heart" in the appropriate false-comfort southern way is great. Yes, bless your heart is rarely actually them being nice. It's a warning, it is disapproval.
Texabestdestiny is a beautiful phrase
now I understand what the additional amount of stock footage was needed for
My son mentioned this morning he was doing a report on the Texas Revolution, so it's like yall are psychic. I fear you, with much respect and admiration.
I wonder if the citizens really wanted W(h)ales
WE DEMAND WALES!
Do you even know what Wales are?
Man I wish time went longer than 1936. I’m sure the political machinations and massive technological revolutions won’t have any long term consequences on the Texas Empire
"Remake the world in Texas' image"
That's a truly horrifying thought
something even scarier is the fact that California is a province of Texas
“Various meats fried in the manner of chicken.” Is my favorite line
"Mysteriously well-armed local factions" 😂😂😂
Howdy and Yeehaw to you too! Great video :)
love that the Uk is willing to overlook Texas actively trying to dismantle their authority in their colonies but is willing to overlook it if Texas sends them some whiskey lol
Venice went on as Texas, nice.
Ha, the Pecan Ploy. Once again, hilarious writing.
These types of videos always crack me up, like nothing else...
10 Million more Dollars in Sponsorship money to Door Monster, please and thank you!
Didn’t see this one coming, but damn dude. Door monster never disappoints, even if years separate content
OK...the paintings are actually fucking hilariously awesome and amazing
Good use of AI, for once
The tea and whiskey wars!
I mean, is anyone ever going to complain about more fun things? 'Cause they sure shouldn't.
I assume that in this alternate history, the empire of Texas got thoroughly troubled by the big H.
Engage the algorihm
Praise be to the algorithm.
@@JamesTobiasStewartPraise be!
What a wonderful and unexpected video! I would've never seen something like this come up!
I love these 4X skits. The ridiculous stories are exactly the shenanigan's that I love in the games.
This was definitely worth it! Glad to have been involved in the creation process.
Don't forget about us once you're famous
Yeehaw, fellers.
You have made a magnificent video this day, and will receive the full arsenal of this like and comment I have available to me (Canada not included).
Thing is, in the game there is almost no reason to ever produce tea and coffee. There will never be a single day another country will buy it on the market
Stetson does make some very nice and affordable hats.
This is what I learned in school. Just the average Texas education
Ah the classic end of time!
Love a good door monster video, and may the sun never set on the kingdom of Texas!
Oh shit, I knew things were about to go down as soon as I hear "Bless ya'lls poor hearts".
THe sequel i never knew i needed!
I love this documentary style video.
I never knew I needed this sequel until now
2:31, for those of you Damnyankees (wait is that 2 words?), Hoosiers, Brits, and other peoples north and west of the Mason-Dixon, that is the biggest and kindest F-U ever put to paper, bless y'all's heart.
You could shorten it to just 'yanks' if you wanted.
Two nations, divided by a common tea....
Wait... did Kyle move to NY in an attempt to push Texabest Destiny?!
**X-Files theme**
Seems likely.
viking invasion ... the Texas style , with tomahawk & hookers
Howdy. As a native Texan and current resident of the state, I approve of this alternate history. Yeehaw!
Wales and amenities! And fancy ornamental stars
Nice
Well. Ain't that fun. Tell us more of this mighty quest.
WE ARE SO BACK!
This was…sooo hilarious!
"The first overseas cattle drive" lmao
Sweetened Iced Tea xD
Mmm delicious Door Monster.
Praise be the Kingdom of Texas
There are two sure things in life. Death, and Texas.
Another classic!
"Just passing...."
These videos with squire are always a treat
God did not, in fact, have mercy on the empire they set their eyes on next
P.S. How did that Poland thing go?
"Canada taking up arms and demanding to unite with Texas" .. Somehow this feels like the least realistic sentence in the whole video
I hope we get a new paradox sponsor video for the next CK DLC :D always love them
It's actually wild how long I've been waiting for this sequel, so glad the day has finally arrived!
I love this timeline
Worth the wait!
Yes! Another Door Monster-and Victoria is free to play this weekend? I have some time finally and I've always wanted to check it out!
Took me a few minutes to recognize Squire’s voice.
4:47 - The _entirety_ of Sheffield? By Jove!
It’s back!
Excellent !
Always love this stuff!
I get lots of Skyvault vibes from this - does Texas need to take over the world? Should the rest of us be afraid? Love your guys’ work, but the Texas-centric stuff is more of a challenge to relate to.
Canada is the expanded edition
My god… other people!
Dddooooorrr monster
Swell video!
WHAT HAPPENED IN 1936?!
Ye HAW YEAH!!!
Commenting 4 algorithm
Praise be to the algorithm, may it show mercy upon this video.
Yall, are cool!
Noo! Not the pie! :(
Fun Fact: The United Kingdom was almost as big as Texas
Yayyyy!
Yeehaw
can you guys make one about eu4 again
Cheeky turnover.
Very disappointed to see AI images used in this video.
Sorry still looking for the source for the painting of the cowboy punching Queen Victoria through a pie, please feel free to link.
It might be worth it to you to know most of your saved videos in your playlists are AI art.
👍
I WANT THE ART. How do I attain this by land or by sea? Patreon?
Also I wouldn't be mad if it is AI generated; certainly impressed with the prompts and understanding of the difference in effort required between that and digital painting.
Great video. Really hope those paintings aren't AI, that'd be really disappointing.
Of course it's ai. There's no personality in it. Just the bits and pieces stolen from real art. The avarice invasion has set a base in the door monster channel, and I'll have to migrate out again. Have fun in your slowly worming pot.
@@user-pu6pn8vt5d Trust me, I'm the last person who needs to be convinced of how terrible in every possible way AI is, I'm just holding out a bit of hope here. ::/
yeah they sadly do look like it, esp the one w the tea crates at 1:50; all writing is intelligible :/
@@user-pu6pn8vt5daren’t you the guy that tried to say other people aren’t in the videos anymore bc they were gonna be turned into ChatGPT content and made into Ai porn?
Can I commission the guy that made your profile picture?
''entire royal guard fainted and was easely hogtied'' , nha bit 'to' on the nose there i suspect any royal guards reaction specially a british empire one would be more of the ''exception that confirms the rule'' aka , 'british' decorum ? nha royal guards brutes the moment the texan upstart splattered the pie he be ripped in pieces , and then the texan short lived empire where conquered and divided up the bigger chunk going to the decedent of gustavus adolphus who's indirect royal blood ties to the british monarchy meant he where 'honour bound to assist the british family'' of course this hade nothing to do with the unknown plans by his father knowing the the baltic nations needed to consolidate and use the wealth from the 30 years war to grow in manpower to ensure to staff a proper sized empire and thus ensure excuses for expansion or annexation of land where ready later ,rather then in the 17th century