The Go-Proer: Cameras hanging off the Helmet, the bars, the seat tube and out the mouth. Will session a jump time after time to get the shot and hold up the group to setup the best angle.May actually get one run done in a day. They may even have a dedicated cameraman following them around. :) But we do love the content, keep it up.
Blake videos are the best. I could consider myself a "Trail Guide" as I am always getting out the phone and checking for the trail routes, and also overpacked with spares..LOL. But in the end, the rides are fun and adventurous.
I'm the unfit + trail guide. I bring all sorts of tools for the bike, food, water, powerbank for my phone, a raincoat, etc. It's like im going for a picnic lmao.
Yep, I'm the racer, on equipment that is the minimum to do the job, with close to road gearing to go faster. Jumps and tricks are not my fun, but taking that KOM from people with better gear (expensive) through control of the bike, as my continuous power capacity is more limited than a road cyclist, but can surge when required, whilst keeping the bike on the track, avoiding big rocks, with tyre's that should never be on those tracks (yes the tyres do slip and slide, but that is all part of the fun!). I don't want an over-engineered bike, knowing the bike can do it easily, but I do take basic spares, but if you don't make big mistakes and keep the bike maintained, all is good! Fun as usual GMBN!
@Buck Roger sounds like my husband. He always says, let's ride together, then, spies someone in the distance and he's off, like a Jack Russel after a rabbit.
I have not had Jelly Babies in years! I love watching your videos Blake it always makes me want to get out in my bike! Great year GMBN Merry Christmas and Happy new year!
The Beginner (that would be me at 46 years old) The Social Media Star/ TH-camr videoing everything and taking tons of selfies. The snob, gotta have the best of the best for gear and looks down on anyone who doesn’t.
I'm the out of shape one (right now) since I'm older and just started this year. Unfortunately, it's toobad it was mentioned in this video because it really ain't fair. At least we're getting out and not driving. And my armpits don't smell, lol.
I know one of those Faffers, he can be so annoying at times. Not just does he tinker with unimportant adjustments or repairs in the middle of a ride, ..repairs which cant be properly dealt with without tools and away from home anyway.. , he thinks its a good idea to do this right in the middle of a frequented trail without a care in the world.
How about the social media queen. Everyone has to stop at all scenic views for a photo shoot. A group start photo a group finish photo. Everyone has to be in it and SMILE, funny face this one, hands up,…..
No issues with assembly for me th-cam.com/users/postUgkxHL1v1R3NE5x4KiYfyt8dnQmyNYz7qi5L but I could see where some might benefit from using an experienced bike assembler/mechanic. I'm an older rider starting back after a 10 year break. This bike exceeds my capabilities and has been easy to get comfortable riding. I'm mostly on easy trails with almost no street riding and have not been disappointed with the performance of the bike. My fitness level is far below what I previously rode with and because of that the mileage is going on the bike slowly. While I'm losing weight slowly, the bike seems to tolerate my 220 pounds just fine. The bike has been used by several family members ranging from 5'5" - 5'9".
I'm the old man ... Ride anywhere and everywhere and get there eventually. 73 and still riding Mountain trails here in the Southern Philippines
Mindanao has some pretty mountains. 👌
I respect it! i definitely plan on riding forever as long as i can
You, sir, are the best of all riders!!
@@1911Zoey Often the effort of the climb is rewarded by spectacular views here
@@Jake_Towne Power to You.
Merry Christmas to you guys and everyone else who watches! Thanks for giving me something to watch after work all year!
The Clydesdale....last one up, first one down.
I'm definitely the minimalist and jibber haha. That's what you get from riding bmx your whole life before starting mtb.
Same here dude!!! I love going fast, but I honestly sometimes have the most fun at the trailhead playing around. 😂
literally me
The Go-Proer: Cameras hanging off the Helmet, the bars, the seat tube and out the mouth. Will session a jump time after time to get the shot and hold up the group to setup the best angle.May actually get one run done in a day.
They may even have a dedicated cameraman following them around. :) But we do love the content, keep it up.
Blake videos are the best. I could consider myself a "Trail Guide" as I am always getting out the phone and checking for the trail routes, and also overpacked with spares..LOL. But in the end, the rides are fun and adventurous.
The unfit one hurt personally 😅
Amen.
no worries, it may take a bit but more riding will fix it.
Definitely me 😹
There’s also the dude who always gives you riding advice😁
Always at the worst moments as well eh aha!
I’m the Robinson Crusoe type: takes a wrong turn, ends up in the middle of nowhere, talking to chipmunks… 😆
Blake you need to seriously to have your own TH-cam show really, merry Xmas to you and your family
He did, gmbn made him quit
Damn, be cool if it was still up
I agree. His videos are the best ones on this channel.
I was the unfit minimalist, but that was at the beginning 50 lbs ago. We do get better...
💪
I’m all of them except the faffer. That’s my best friend I ride with. Together we make up the whole team. 🤣
There's nothing greater than having a faffer friend lol
@@dainiusk.9119 🤣
Good fun Blake. Thanks for another one!
Glad you enjoyed it!
I'm both the jibber and the unfit one. Completely knackered before I leave the car park.
🤣
I'm the unfit + trail guide. I bring all sorts of tools for the bike, food, water, powerbank for my phone, a raincoat, etc. It's like im going for a picnic lmao.
The lone wolf
🐺
What do you call the guy that buys a brightly colored bike and then does everything he can to match the color with his helmet, grips, and watchband?
The Fashionista. Cheers mate!
Sometimes it’s nice to have it all dialed…
Blake Samson?
🤣😅😂😁watching GMBN just brings me joy+laughter all the time 🤣😅👍🏾🙏merry Christmas guys and gals 🎄💙❤️👍🏾
Happy holidays & thanks for your support!
I likes that racer guy he seems pretty cool
Yep, I'm the racer, on equipment that is the minimum to do the job, with close to road gearing to go faster. Jumps and tricks are not my fun, but taking that KOM from people with better gear (expensive) through control of the bike, as my continuous power capacity is more limited than a road cyclist, but can surge when required, whilst keeping the bike on the track, avoiding big rocks, with tyre's that should never be on those tracks (yes the tyres do slip and slide, but that is all part of the fun!). I don't want an over-engineered bike, knowing the bike can do it easily, but I do take basic spares, but if you don't make big mistakes and keep the bike maintained, all is good! Fun as usual GMBN!
I am the racer type i allways try to go fast i ride mostly alone but sometimes it´s do´s not work out
Racer/hunter 😆 out to go fast and hunt down other riders to overtake.
@Buck Roger sounds like my husband. He always says, let's ride together, then, spies someone in the distance and he's off, like a Jack Russel after a rabbit.
@@resurgem 🤣🤣 we need to ride together then. Nothing like two Jack Russels chasing down some scared rabbits 😅
The minimalist/weight weeie, pulls the tire valve stem caps of to save weight.
I have not had Jelly Babies in years! I love watching your videos Blake it always makes me want to get out in my bike! Great year GMBN Merry Christmas and Happy new year!
So true, which one am I😂 Merry Chritmas Blake. 🎄
You forgot the burner and the portable speaker riders
😬
@@gmbn 😅
Good job guys!!
Love the sketches
There’s only one rider, the free rider 😜😜🤘🤘
The Beginner (that would be me at 46 years old)
The Social Media Star/ TH-camr videoing everything and taking tons of selfies.
The snob, gotta have the best of the best for gear and looks down on anyone who doesn’t.
I'm the Minimalist, just got knee pads after 50 years of riding.
btw love the vids guys keep up the good work in 2022
Hey Blake, what's the waist pack you had on in the last section? I'm looking for on myself and I like the look of that one.
I multiclass as the Trail Guide and the Unfit One.
My trial guide happens to be the racer as well so I'm always lost.
The unfit one is always the first to get an e-bike (me)*
Loved it
you forgot something with the jibber
the giro tyrant helmet😅
nice 1....very true
" I am a minimalist... I have nothing " I want that on a T-Shirt.
what kind of trousers do you use with the jibber?
The racer 🤣🤣 that is so me.
Merry Christmas!!!
I’m defenetly the jiber.
Happy holidays!
The faffer and Trail guide
The weirdest one I have seen in the mountains was someone riding totally naked
Minimalist
I've seen hikers in that form but not a Mtb lol
….No Blake! …….put those back on!……
🤣 Free spirited MTBer eh!
This guy could/should be nominated for an emmy!
Party rider! Pre-ride beer anyone? They're like energy drinks.
Where is this filmed? It doesn’t look like the UK
I'm the out of shape one (right now) since I'm older and just started this year. Unfortunately, it's toobad it was mentioned in this video because it really ain't fair. At least we're getting out and not driving. And my armpits don't smell, lol.
dude props to whoever wrote this episode. good comedy
We’re all a little bit of everyone every ride haha
What about the Fred? All the kit, none of the saddle time.
I’m both minimalist and racer
Best way to go extra fast 😆
💨 SPEED MACHINE 💨
I'm the unfit minimalistic jibber, but the prepared trail guide is always missing! 😅😂
Great video 😃 i am a little bit of everything ❤
Thanks for the great comment & we're glad you liked our content! 🤘
I know one of those Faffers, he can be so annoying at times. Not just does he tinker with unimportant adjustments or repairs in the middle of a ride, ..repairs which cant be properly dealt with without tools and away from home anyway.. , he thinks its a good idea to do this right in the middle of a frequented trail without a care in the world.
I'm the minimalist!
Poor unfit dude🤪 that once was i😁
Once I get a couple seasons under the belt I'll be the minimalist
im the minimalist and the jibber
Is it fair dinkum to say I am all of them? Great work Sir. Cheers - M
🤣
Forgot the Hater. Hates ebikes, jumping, uplifts, brand names, tech, and other people on the trails in general.
Used to call those the retro-grouch.
At first I thought it's Yeti SB160 and GMBN became Yeti ambassadors. But then I spotted the radiation sign 😆
Haha let's have it right, they a lil bit of all them in all of us 🤷♂️ send it .....
I’m TUO! 😅
I'm all of these.
Hahaha the upgraded version of thier last one
How about the social media queen. Everyone has to stop at all scenic views for a photo shoot. A group start photo a group finish photo. Everyone has to be in it and SMILE, funny face this one, hands up,…..
4:20 Thats definitely BKXC lol
I’m the jibber
Can’t top the last comment but I’m a jibber and a racer i guess. Live in Kansas so gotta improvise😂
every time blake becomes a commenter, his video must feel very short. mmmm... video for hardcore hardtail please Blake 🤘🤪🤘
The booze rider, the guy that wants every ride to be a pub tour. One of my riding buddies is this and he's quick too so seems to speed up with pints.
I'm the unfit one... hahahaha!
i carry WAYYY too much kit in my back pack lol......................... plus im unfit too
I think I’ve been all those riders at one point or another…
Im a little bit everyone of each of them
🤩 Sounds like the best way to be! 🙌
I'm the racer and faffer😂
I am a trail guide racer.
I was going to pick up MTB, but since only weird people do it, I thick I will go gravel instead. LOL
You forgot the rider whose bike always makes noise, the one whose kit stinks, and the single speeder
I’m the faffer but a still forget something
🤣
Aslong as people can be divided into groups...
The world is a great place...
U like cyan?
I'm trail guide:D
where the freerider?
They don't use trails lol!
@@_Jake.From.Statefarm_ your God damn right!
Good point aha
Gotta admit that I’m the unfit one which actually stings a little more now 😅
I'm the trail guide LOL
I'm the guy that likes to ride his bike in the woods. I don't even want to be called a mountain biker.
Sad im the unfit one so hard hah even when im at my peak.
No issues with assembly for me th-cam.com/users/postUgkxHL1v1R3NE5x4KiYfyt8dnQmyNYz7qi5L but I could see where some might benefit from using an experienced bike assembler/mechanic. I'm an older rider starting back after a 10 year break. This bike exceeds my capabilities and has been easy to get comfortable riding. I'm mostly on easy trails with almost no street riding and have not been disappointed with the performance of the bike. My fitness level is far below what I previously rode with and because of that the mileage is going on the bike slowly. While I'm losing weight slowly, the bike seems to tolerate my 220 pounds just fine. The bike has been used by several family members ranging from 5'5" - 5'9".
I’m the unfit one
Can spend hours just in the car park. lmao !
IFHT: how to be a mountain biker
A little disappointed us park rats weren't represented....
The guy who knows it all. Constantly critiquing your technique and style.
🤯😬
I'm just me, I'm none of them, if anything I'm the loner.
I'm the kid
Guys just get a yeti already ffs
Most trials riders are a jibber.
Unfit af here