Hey, I was going to do a survival world with my friend and I named the world “MahoyNoy Goongangingang” and guess what... I SPAWN NEXT TO A VILLAGE. You wanna now something crazier. When I went to the nether guess where I spawned... IN A NETHER FORTRESS. Ya know bionic, I was really starting to doubt the goongangingang strat but you left me amazed. Now my mom is hearing a 10 year old screaming “GOONGANGINGANG” Every time I watch your vids or play minecraft. :My Mom Every time I watch your vids: What have I created👿
Your vids are so funny and in the day I have something to look forward to when I come home. I'm just trying to say that I really like your channel and I hope you get 2 million subs by the end of the year.
Bionic- One Simone gets an item Me- looking at diamond blocks* BIONIC BUY THE DIMONDZZZZZZZZZZZ BLOCKZZZZZ Edit: This was before he bought the diamonds blocks
MORE BREADWARS???
When u comment first just to cash out on those sweet sweet likes
hibionic
Yesss plz
litteraly 99% wont see this but God bless you and have a wonderful day, p.s I'm so close to 1k with notis 👑❤️👑🧡👑💛👑💚👑💙👑
Hi
Hope everyone that sees this has a great day and stay safe everyone
Ty 4 dat
True
And I hope the same for you to
No u
Uno reverse card
Whos watching this on 2024?
Meeeeeee
Me
Meeeee😊😊😊
Meee
Me
Pov: you’re not early, you’re just at the right time.
@Rabbit man21 Home yessir
No I’m not on time I’m 22 minutes late
i saw you on phoenix sc video
sub to BisMC = true
Y e s
Buy diamond blocks to duplicate the diamonds
Edit: I commented this before he realized he can duplicate them
u forgot baldonic has 2 brain cells
Hey no fair I commented way before but didn’t get hearted
@Niki Kikiriki oh yea
I was about to comment that 😂😂😂😂😂
@Jake Globox ?????
Only true bionic fans are allowed to like this comment...
#stoplikebegging
Fun fact: everyone that was a fan of Bionic yesterday is now still a fan
Wow did not know that
@Bred that's where i got it from
No I was a fan a years ago not yesterday and I’m still a fan 👍 ok
No i was a fan a week back
😂
Bionic: Uses the diamonds to buy more diamonds
*STONKS*
Diamond blocks
Hello Bionic
Bionic : "Each item costs 1 diamond"
Also Bionic : *buys the notch gap and normal gap*
Me : wait that's illegal
I know right
Imagine if BIONIC himself liked my comment
IMAGINE!!
@@Bionic hahahahhaha
IMAGINE!!!!! Lol
Bro imagine
O wait
@@Bionic baldonic @ 2 million subs:)
“Yeetus deletus, I have eliminated the fetus”
-Bionic 2020
6:51
lul
lul
lul
Lul
lul
LOL I WAS LAGHUNUNG SO HARDDDDD😂😂😂😂😂
Ah yes. The Guy Who Laghunung.
thats not how you spell laghunung you spell like this laughing
@@alvi_fps2199 no that’s wrong
@@alvi_fps2199 it’s laghunung
POV: ur scrolling through the comments cause your bored
no I'm not
also you're*
Nope.
I am
Not bored I just like going through the comments you goomba
Mehhoynoynoy
Who else kinda wants Bionic to not shave his head.... but still wants home to get 2 mil❤️😅
Me
Nobody
Me
Everyone will be like I LIKE YA CUT G
"If our bed breaks and we die its over" learned something new today bois
More bedwars please
Hey, I was going to do a survival world with my friend and I named the world “MahoyNoy Goongangingang” and guess what... I SPAWN NEXT TO A VILLAGE. You wanna now something crazier. When I went to the nether guess where I spawned... IN A NETHER FORTRESS. Ya know bionic, I was really starting to doubt the goongangingang strat but you left me amazed. Now my mom is hearing a 10 year old screaming “GOONGANGINGANG” Every time I watch your vids or play minecraft.
:My Mom Every time I watch your vids:
What have I created👿
Bruh bionic is never gona respond so SHUT UP
@@edwardflorinroca4517 dont be rude man chill
@@defenatelynotnicholas9999 you telling him to shut up but how about u, ill shut up if you shut up
Thanks dude
how about this: all of u shut your mouths and stop being toxic to a 10yr old. im 10 too, y'all niggas acting childish (Phantom Beast ur chill)
Me: MOM CAN I BORROW YOUR CREDIT CARD?
My mom: Yea, WHEN BIONIC DOES A NORMAL BEDWARS!
LMAO
BionicLMAO
Drill: SMASH THE LIKE BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!
Edit: BACKGROUND VOICE:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
When you haven’t watched Danny for a month and suddenly his hair has been enchanted with growth speed IV
What his name is Danny!?!?!?!?!?
@@deez7349 That is very much correct sir.
@@deez7349 damn you haven't ever heard Quiff or Doni call him Danny?
RusticRito if heard them say it but I thought it was just a nickname😳
@@deez7349 nope.
why didnt he just buy diamond blocks and craft them into diamonds STONKS.
that’s what i was gonna comment bruh😞 he’s frickin dumb💀
oh nvm he did it at 5:30
@Jake Globox we don’t really play anymore but do you play any other games
@@galaxygc40 can we be YT friends? :)
@Nathan Dusapin bionic kinda dumb ngl, the more he does these the more he loses brain cells
It is so amazing to see how much Bonc has grown. He grew from 1M to 4M subs in just a year
yes and he is near for hes target this year to go in 5m subs before the 2022
@@sheeeeesh6286 now its 2023 and he is 6.67m subs
It’s 2024 and he has 7.18 mill now
@@adorebabyyleyah lol I used to watch him, I don't anymore but I'll keep the subscription anyway
Bro is actually r 7.79 million
(Edit) this was his sub count in 2024 October
Fun Fact: when you write “pov” the people will read the whole comment
I read the whole comment 😂
@@ferruh8775 lol
You know what, you’ve been subscribed for so long to Bionic, I give you some respect.
U is a wizard
That smart
Bionic plays bedwars:
People already leave and say why u bully me
Bonc: Eetus the fesus, I have defeated the fedus
Me: Eetus the bedus i have defeated the jesus
squidigy squigy ur bed is now my bootie
BIGGGEST SECRET WE SHALL NEVER KNO
WHERE DID BIONICS TEAMMATE GO ??????? !!!!!!!!!!
To the 1% that see this stay safe im sending virtual Huggs to everyone who needs it peace
Pro your Subscribers are 6.24Milliond😮😮
Bionic has proven himself more than 2 braincells by the thumbnail of this video
Ik right
Me waiting for bionic to get a haircut so I can say I like your cut G 👁👄👁
Hahaha
I like your cut g
*SLAP*
Hope everyone that sees this has a great day and has the best year ever and stay safe!😀
Bionic:lets grab some wool*
"Grab 5 stack"
Goonganggingang makes a dream true. And it also makes you able to buy stuff.
"Yeetus To Leetus, I Have Eliminate The Feetus." -Bionic
Lollllll
Looks at thumbnail: Wait you can't stack 61 beds....
h g g h h be v vv vv b b b b b bb cc
Thats illegal
Well done bionic! You are one of my favourite youtubers and I am glad that you have gotten successful. Good luck bro!
True @Sangarwal
I like bionic to
Bionic: he didnt have a good bed defence? pfft
Also Bionic: *Uses netherite as bed defence just to flex instead of using obsidian or bedrock*
When you try to be first but bots beat you to it
*My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*
Yeah that sucks
Sorry
Your vids are so funny and in the day I have something to look forward to when I come home. I'm just trying to say that I really like your channel and I hope you get 2 million subs by the end of the year.
P
Bionic: okay let’s get some diamond stuff
Literally everyone in chat: u hacking?
Pov: what are you even looking for
Bionic is such a great motivation for me on my own youtube journey,I am glad I was inspired by this man
yes
Roses are red
Violets are blue
As long bionic suffers
He gets a view
@Aaron P Arthur its endless for you
Im good at wrapping LOOL
This is a stupid question but is bionics real name Danny because everyone calls him that?
Yes I call him dannybanny
Yes gonggangiga
Thanks
If bionic hearts this i will literally do my MODULE
so did you do ur module . i mean he didn't heart ur comment🤨
Bionic:”gets ender pearl”
Me:watches another vid”
Doni in the vid:u good chief???
Imagine having a skulk sensor in bed wars. You would know exactly when someone’s at your base
Amen
people watching after he hits 2 mil: L I E S !
It's true, he going bald. He already 2 mil bald already
Bruhhh stop hating he did shave his head it's on TH-cam
Bionic: buys usefull stuff for 1 diamond
Me: Buys as much diamond blocks as possible
inf loop
Jesus is king and he is coming soon😇 turn back to him before it's to late😇
😇
🙌 yes
Yes 🙏
He could just buy some Dimond blocks
Part 2 🎉😢😮😅😊❤❤
I love how he use rageelixir's intro for the background music
Only if you had bought blocks of diamonds
I commented this before he found out
Yep
lol I was screaming at the screen to get him to buy a diamond blocks
The people who disliked are noobs you should like without watching !!
They're just salty because they can't get 1K
1:09 iron bo 😏😏
Bionic: aww im team green
Me: .. But nature is green so u don't like the color of nature?
Bionic you should’ve buy a diamond block instead
Finally 😂
Bond:u know what to do hit that like butttun
Me:cool
Yes!
Bionic: There not longer than a minute each
That one video that is 1 minute and 40 seconds
Bionic- One Simone gets an item
Me- looking at diamond blocks* BIONIC BUY THE DIMONDZZZZZZZZZZZ BLOCKZZZZZ
Edit: This was before he bought the diamonds blocks
I like your shows
Yes more bedwars with this mode PLEASEEEEEWE
I mean bionics comment say's: MORE BREADWARS??? me: bread-wars???
Bionic just not realizing that he could buy a bunch of diamond blocks so he could have infinite stuff
6:36
If wallibear was there he might of :
Wallibear : Oh that brother goneeeeeeeeeee
POV: bionic finally seeing that he could just dupe diamonds by buying diamond block
I watch this so many time I really like it do more bedwars plsss bionic
bionic:i'ma slap yo head me: Okay then do it go all the way to Michigan and do it
3:54
Who else is just telling him to buy diamond blocks?
Why else got mad when he didn’t buy a diamond block so he gets infinity ♾ diamonds 💎
Bionic will reach 5 million sub tomorrow..🎉🎊🎉
yay another breadwars trolling video
6:35
*THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD XDDDD*
Sureeee bionic more breadwars plsss
Im here 3 years later and still loving it
Bionic: *buy normal golden apple for the same price as the enchanted golden apple"
I like how it said i like your cut g and slaped it LOL🤣
Bionic: Ok for real guys we are almost at 2mil subs
Me: BRO YOU ALMOST HAVE 4MILLION NOT 2MILLION
did he AFK?
PINK:??????
ME:HAHAHAHAHAH
YOU:BYE BYE
bionic: "each item costs 1 diamond
1 diamond block = also one diamond
Bionic: yeet be gone😵
6:37
That scared the crap outta me but i laughed too much XD
your bed works are amazing I am so happy that I found you in youtube
U SHOULD DO MORE BED WARS!!!
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss More Breadwars yesssss
say gonggangginggang if you love bionic
me acctually waiting for him to say tree when he said 'you know what else is green?''
Bionic i love your videos ❤
bionic what is call bread wars
😄😄
bionic could’ve have just duped the diamond blocks by just turning them into diamonds with is 3 by 3.
SQUIGIDDY SQOODY YOUR BED IS ME BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTY
Just buy more diamond blocks
Bionic Please make a first to die challenge
bionic i know a tactic U could have done u just needed to buy diamond blocks BC u pay 1 diamond for 9 diamonds! big brain
i typed this before he realized that he could do it
Obsidian is useful to protect the bed
I love bionic and bedwars
YES MORE MORE MORE
Wait could you just buy a daimiand block for 1 diamond and then repeat the process for unlimited diamonds
:D