Crap Mow Stank....Bartle Doo

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  • @abbeynormals
    @abbeynormals ปีที่แล้ว +979

    Bless his heart, he is trying his best to understand 😂

    • @Lonegunmanonthegrassyknoll
      @Lonegunmanonthegrassyknoll ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hes a good man

    • @Lonegunmanonthegrassyknoll
      @Lonegunmanonthegrassyknoll ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ​@hooaah5561and you are?..be gone troll

    • @tenshi7430
      @tenshi7430 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For real

    • @AnthonyTXskates
      @AnthonyTXskates ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He just wanted to make the sell. Bartle doo

    • @440-fishermandrock8
      @440-fishermandrock8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@hooaah5561
      You're still a virg1n 😢
      Instead of being miserable and lonely try and make some friends Instead of just being pathetic

  • @T.amburr
    @T.amburr ปีที่แล้ว +464

    “Is this a bartle doo?”
    “Yeah”
    Give this salesman an award😂😂

    • @6FStyleCo
      @6FStyleCo ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "oh chit"

    • @garbagi0
      @garbagi0 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @drumerboy456sx
      @drumerboy456sx 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lmao !! Omg that’s a classic

    • @rich_da_prophet6424
      @rich_da_prophet6424 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@6FStyleCo😂

    • @maxwellhesher1790
      @maxwellhesher1790 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I genuinely think the guy was trying so hard to process what mumbles was saying, whenever he heard “mower”, something he understood, he immediately went, “yep, that’s a mower”

  • @Jjuramaru
    @Jjuramaru ปีที่แล้ว +354

    I love how Ed adds JUST enough understandable words to keep them listening, but confused.

    • @mxer822
      @mxer822 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Exactly my comment! 🤣 it’s brilliant. Just barelyyyy keeps them on the hook. You can tell they celebrate small personal victories when they hear a word or two they know come out of his mouth 😆

    • @johnringoo756
      @johnringoo756 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr😅

    • @alecbaker13
      @alecbaker13 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @terrycools6731
      @terrycools6731 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its an art form

    • @bweaver760
      @bweaver760 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bashr52
    @bashr52 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    I love how he has a moment of clarity and talks perfectly normal when he takes his teeth out 😂😂 The guy didnt even notice

    • @minekush1138
      @minekush1138 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      😂 he throws in a few words that are understandable like n average of three per sentence 😂

    • @MisterDevos
      @MisterDevos ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He didnt react, doesnt mean he didnt notice.

    • @bellaing6963
      @bellaing6963 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ed should have his own show

    • @MichaelsExplorations
      @MichaelsExplorations ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @MichaelsExplorations
      @MichaelsExplorations ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@minekush1138😂😂

  • @HERITAGEWV
    @HERITAGEWV ปีที่แล้ว +342

    The ability to purposely talk with a speech impediment so consistently in multiple different characters the way he does it amazing

    • @Minimumholloway
      @Minimumholloway ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Got to get off the koolaid bruhh

    • @Humble-iq5ue
      @Humble-iq5ue ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He puts something in the back of his mouth to help impair his speech. But still great

    • @omaha1361
      @omaha1361 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​😂ger the fuck outa here!! Your ridiculous,he dont put anything in his mouth to do that🤣thats all off the rip MF!! If you dont know now now you know kid🫡@@Humble-iq5ue

    • @CURVEDGLASS123
      @CURVEDGLASS123 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's easy if you cheechypopsypoopsy....

    • @Loddfafnisodr
      @Loddfafnisodr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wdym, it's just one character.

  • @parson7260
    @parson7260 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    Be careful Ed. That particular model is known for having issues with the penny needles.

    • @marz1054
      @marz1054 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      It’s a bartle doo engine it should work fine

    • @jle102112
      @jle102112 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Peeny

    • @RetroNBA42
      @RetroNBA42 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Just give it some crap mo stank and it’ll clear up

    • @oghash4912
      @oghash4912 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hmmetch

    • @aelfwealld
      @aelfwealld ปีที่แล้ว +42

      If crap mo stank doesn’t clear it up you can try to swap out the peeny needles for a coomerahtissum. Because it’s running a bartle doo you can probably get one cheap and pull one from an older model. Ever since they passed those emission laws they’re putting those peeny needles in everything and they don’t last for chit…. Yep. I’d say swap it out.

  • @AlvOhBoy
    @AlvOhBoy ปีที่แล้ว +236

    This man has mastered the art of patience 😂😂

    • @IgorMironov-rq4ye
      @IgorMironov-rq4ye ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They say patience is a virtue 🎉😂

    • @TraXx-eb1oq
      @TraXx-eb1oq ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I bet all he's thinking is I hope he buys this fuckn lawn mower

    • @IgorMironov-rq4ye
      @IgorMironov-rq4ye ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TraXx-eb1oq 😂 😂 exactly 💯

    • @Triplecerocerocero
      @Triplecerocerocero ปีที่แล้ว +1

      El necesita cerrar una venta 🥺😅

    • @PreacherLevi
      @PreacherLevi ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@TraXx-eb1oq yeah we all got bills to pay , this isn't probably the best place for job security.

  • @JzDProductions
    @JzDProductions ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "Is this a bartledo mower?"
    "yeah"

    • @AndyOtam
      @AndyOtam 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      “Oh chit”

    • @s.o.6601
      @s.o.6601 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

  • @BigBass-xf5yi
    @BigBass-xf5yi ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Ed literally has this language down to a science.
    And the tooth removal is hysterical

    • @-108-
      @-108- 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nobody does gibberish better than Ed Bassmaster!

  • @TheBoxfox67
    @TheBoxfox67 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Lol this guy was so patient with you, 😂 I would have lost my shit lol

    • @BigWill007
      @BigWill007 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What’s even funnier is how Ed Bassmaster keeps a straight face!! Lol

    • @RICARD01
      @RICARD01 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Anything for the sale. 😂

    • @dewitubeX1
      @dewitubeX1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BigWill007 well he really meant business he was serious about that bartle doo mowoon

    • @tradesman63
      @tradesman63 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He has probably dealt with other costumers that talked the same way, but not pranking.

    • @B59h
      @B59h 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's probably because he's a genuine and kind person who's had a hard life while you are a know it all, IQ less than 100 dude who's had everything handed to him in life on a silver platter and has lived life on easy/tutorial mode.

  • @potatopotato2181
    @potatopotato2181 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    pulling the teeth out and sounding like a normal person killed me

  • @ballkans
    @ballkans ปีที่แล้ว +47

    That lady in the truck was like "what a fu*k" lol

    • @semosancus5506
      @semosancus5506 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But she was hanging in there hoping they would make a sale.

    • @brandtcarroll9316
      @brandtcarroll9316 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Psh. Unreal.

    • @SpikeLeesUnfiltered
      @SpikeLeesUnfiltered 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      She was until he said he wit da pretty lady, n she tucked her hair behind her ear lkke oh me? 😊

  • @jvillebil13
    @jvillebil13 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This dude he was talking to was great, he just went with the flow. Man I love Ed's video's.

  • @BrooklynBalla
    @BrooklynBalla ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Hit ‘em with that flatline special 🤣

  • @scottrunnels3958
    @scottrunnels3958 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Now that was some funny chit !!! Mumbles never disappoints 😂

    • @Mtl-zf9om
      @Mtl-zf9om ปีที่แล้ว

      He didn't mention crap mow stank though 😅

    • @anonymeister123
      @anonymeister123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even funnier to me because I know exactly where this is LMAO

  • @tameekamckenzie8970
    @tameekamckenzie8970 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    No way you took out the teeth and talked normal 😂😂😂😂

    • @bingecringe
      @bingecringe 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's everyone's favorite part.

    • @therumbleinthejunglee
      @therumbleinthejunglee 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cmontalvo194
    @cmontalvo194 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ed is an absolute LEGEND!!! He been doing this for over 15 years since I was a kid to a man now

  • @texasgina
    @texasgina ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ed, I'm 58 years old and I started following your TH-cam channel three or four years ago. You are so funny you always brighten up my day I hope you never stop making videos.

  • @UncleHam1337
    @UncleHam1337 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have a hearing impairment so I am so glad theres subtitles, helps me understand this fine document about buying a lawn mower

  • @toddjohnson1899
    @toddjohnson1899 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That dude stuck with it I hope u bought a mower!! 😂

  • @DestroyerTV
    @DestroyerTV ปีที่แล้ว +34

    My goodness, when he ran on and on with the directions, not a single word spoken, and the guy just agrees to it 😂

  • @StreetEvangelismNyc
    @StreetEvangelismNyc ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:20 Bro fully understands your language! lol 🤣

    • @UR2Compliant
      @UR2Compliant 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was gonna say the same thing! lol😅

  • @estusflask982
    @estusflask982 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    is this a bartle doo mower? yes.

  • @XoXo475
    @XoXo475 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The taking the teeth out and talking normal bit is what I was waiting for 😂😂😂❤

  • @JoseyWales-ed
    @JoseyWales-ed ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Geez, the patience people have to deal with stupid crap!! Nah man. Great stuff! Keep on keeping on. Good luck in the new year! One love

  • @darth_hylian
    @darth_hylian ปีที่แล้ว +7

    At 2:58 the way he just intently stares is hilarious 😂between that and the way he asks questions, you can't BS your way through a conversation with Mumbles

  • @Shane-so3ik
    @Shane-so3ik ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Hands down no one is doing this type of stuff like my man. EDDIE B

  • @smileswelchsermons
    @smileswelchsermons 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When dude snaps his head up at 1:40... the look on his face!!!!!!!!!!!! Has me in tears!!!!!

  • @STFUosrs
    @STFUosrs ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:46 best part of video. Undefeated lololol

  • @kristopherg4804
    @kristopherg4804 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You’re the best Ed!!!
    Loved all the content in 2023,,,
    So looking forward to more bartle doos like this one in the coming year 🎉😂😂😂

  • @1stClassJaY2010
    @1stClassJaY2010 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Crap mO Stank Back 😂😂😂

  • @thelegionofst.michaelthear2490
    @thelegionofst.michaelthear2490 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I say "smitchmo" "bartledoo" and cumeral tischen" at work to random people to see if they repeat it 😂 they always do!

  • @CarlosRodriguez-c9y
    @CarlosRodriguez-c9y ปีที่แล้ว +39

    What a great way to start the new year and have Ed drop a video for us. Cant wait to see what 2024 holds for us you already know Ed is going to drop some heat on us and I couldn't be happier.

    • @Realsmallballz
      @Realsmallballz ปีที่แล้ว

      Drop some heat? Wtf is wrong with you

  • @Handfulofhandsomeness
    @Handfulofhandsomeness 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Got me laughing my azz off over here.. Anybody else?? 🤣🤣

  • @nedruts3485
    @nedruts3485 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Never gets old! So great u got em to say kumerall tissums lmao

  • @thecraggfamily
    @thecraggfamily ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Legend has it the guy is still waiting for the other guy to show up from the diner to pay for the mower.

  • @ajsal1902
    @ajsal1902 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Your videos always make my day brighter. Thank you for always making me laugh!

  • @bruceandteo
    @bruceandteo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is everyone watching this thinking, fkn wow, this is the best thing on the Internet...... proper class......

  • @CloudGamingTheOriginal
    @CloudGamingTheOriginal ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Perfect video to start the year off right to!

  • @kimsands9280
    @kimsands9280 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This man cures my depression. Laughed the whole time, in tears!

  • @brianm946
    @brianm946 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The first scene made me laugh out loud 😂😂

  • @Fausto_Fauquer
    @Fausto_Fauquer ปีที่แล้ว

    Ed Bassmaster...nobody and I mean nobody comes close to being as humorous as this guy. The one and only, the pioneer, the legend.....Ed Bassmaster!👍👍👍

  • @elaztec.aztecca
    @elaztec.aztecca ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Takes out the dentures, speaks clearly. 😂

  • @JohnSmith-ho3cu
    @JohnSmith-ho3cu 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The guy seems honest. He told Ed that he just got that mower and hadn't had a chance to check its working condition yet.

  • @jax597
    @jax597 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bassmaster getting better and better! 👍💯

  • @richdelgzz
    @richdelgzz ปีที่แล้ว

    Been a fan since 2009. Would watch Eds videos on TH-cam with Army buddies in the barracks. I remember laughing for hours while we pregamed before bar hopping.. I recently went to a Stand up show in ATL on a whim. Needless to say was a little disappointed with length of content. Seemed like he was in a rush to leave. Was just happy to see him in person as it reminded me a of a simpler time in my life. Good vibes sent your way Ed.

  • @tinshield
    @tinshield ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This guy is a master mumbles translator

  • @ColinoDeani
    @ColinoDeani 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh lord.. From 0:53 he asked if it was a Bartle Doo mower & it just got funnier from there... I was cracking up by the Diner diatribe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @StreetEvangelismNyc
    @StreetEvangelismNyc ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:29 yeah I guess yeah lol 🤣

  • @13infbatt
    @13infbatt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ed’s clips always show the kindness of random folks . Wholesome

  • @austinwage3
    @austinwage3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bartle Doo gets me everytime😂😂

  • @chips_Ann_Dip
    @chips_Ann_Dip ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm out of words. I just love ❤️ Ed's channel. Period!

  • @AlGhazaliMisbah
    @AlGhazaliMisbah ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He did actually confess its his Bartle Doo

  • @LisaBrown-wy9hi
    @LisaBrown-wy9hi ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy New Year! What a great way to start it too with Mumbles! Best 4 minutes of the day!!

  • @Ethan-ro6cu
    @Ethan-ro6cu ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Never fails to entertain
    Happy new year🎉

  • @xr80kk
    @xr80kk ปีที่แล้ว

    Ed! Your characters, your delivery, dedication, being able not to break… respect ! Love your work, unlike any other. Wish SNL would pick you up. You’re a star in my book.

  • @Onoroian
    @Onoroian ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Happy New Years Ed! Bartle do!

  • @TimLoyalToWifeHaterFreeZoneA
    @TimLoyalToWifeHaterFreeZoneA ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love It edbassmaster Bro And Happy New Year.

  • @buster5209
    @buster5209 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ed is best. Bardle doo!

  • @kennethparker6590
    @kennethparker6590 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ed says, “pretty lady” and that pierced her heart. ❤️ she started primping her hair. Awesome. 👍🤠🙏

  • @rexx9496
    @rexx9496 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have no idea how he can do this without cracking up.

  • @pavelbelov9957
    @pavelbelov9957 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how Bardl-doo throwing some clear words sometimes, keep victims attentions! 😂

    • @jimlahey3919
      @jimlahey3919 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bardl-doo? You see the proper spelling in the title, right?

  • @SAMEntalhealth
    @SAMEntalhealth ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Once he said I haven't had a chance to look at it you definitely should have switched up on them haha great video Ed Happy New Year❤

  • @OfficialPorkusChannel
    @OfficialPorkusChannel ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ed:
    Is this a bartle-doo mower?
    guy:
    Yeah!

  • @RobertWadlow292
    @RobertWadlow292 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When they can't understand what you're saying so they just pretend to after a while 😂

  • @leviguerra858
    @leviguerra858 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bartle dooski bartel babooski,
    Slappa dappa bassmaster ED comes afta ya!

  • @PridhviR
    @PridhviR ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Happy New year Ed!!. Hope to see a lot more videos this year.

  • @bGXeNo1
    @bGXeNo1 ปีที่แล้ว

    After the third BARTLE DOO, my man says "yeah" wholesomely with a smile.. LEGEND!

  • @apemancommeth8087
    @apemancommeth8087 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m surprised he didn’t realize it when you spoke normal after pulling the teeth out! 😂😂😂

  • @heebeegbfpv2649
    @heebeegbfpv2649 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whoa!!!! This is so insane and so great!! Omg thank you for taping back into the roots!!!

  • @cobimoni
    @cobimoni ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is a good one 😂😂😂

  • @brent3760
    @brent3760 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Absolutely the best

  • @sdjslkdjlsskldjslkdjsl8262
    @sdjslkdjlsskldjslkdjsl8262 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "is this a bartle doo mower?"
    "wha?"
    "A BARTLE DOO MOWER?"
    "...yeah."

  • @HeyItsClint
    @HeyItsClint ปีที่แล้ว

    Don’t @ me Ed is the most UNDERRATED TH-camr this dude is doing this correctly and comedically truly is a lost art! Keep doing your thing Ed we love you and support you bartel do crap mo stank!

  • @grampyguy6389
    @grampyguy6389 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'd love to see Bartle Do have a conversation with Joe Biden 🤣

  • @kennyreck
    @kennyreck ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Every time I'm feeling down mumbles saves the day and gets me laughing again !!!

  • @edbassmaster
    @edbassmaster  ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Schmentz

    • @garybugatti4577
      @garybugatti4577 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shmit shmaw

    • @firstlast8258
      @firstlast8258 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Malt Licky, Texas

    • @Gjallarhorn84
      @Gjallarhorn84 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yoo have to inhale while saying shmitshmow

  • @justinfowler5098
    @justinfowler5098 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a banger!!!!!! And that guy was super nice. You're very blessed to be able to pull those voices off!!!!!! Not many people can do that. Keep em comin brother!!!!! Love all the videos. God Bless

  • @mjavid1987
    @mjavid1987 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Finally we have mumbles. Missed him so badly.😢

  • @blake2559
    @blake2559 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mumbles added all the phrases everyone wanted to hear, Ed is the best

  • @wrxsubaru02
    @wrxsubaru02 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey Ed, you should mumble a super low price that you want to buy it for, and then shake their hand if they say yes, like they cant go back on the negotiation since they said yes. 🤣

  • @hvacdr
    @hvacdr 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ain't no buddy ain't mo countrier than Ed bass master. He so country from the deep deep country. If you don't understand him you just ain't that country enough 🤠

  • @Beat.Auburn
    @Beat.Auburn ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He got almost everything? Tremendous

  • @corneliuscornia3189
    @corneliuscornia3189 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The dude,was like,whatever you say just buy the damn thing 😂😂😂

  • @justinpfaff7868
    @justinpfaff7868 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Finally my man mumbles is back 😂😂😂😂

  • @Papasquirts
    @Papasquirts ปีที่แล้ว

    I love when they stay respectful and pay attention cause you just take it further. I mean would you look at that

  • @mr.constitution
    @mr.constitution ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Chip Diamond is still Ed's best character.

  • @thomasfarley6052
    @thomasfarley6052 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This one is going to take off!! Lol man that was funny as hell. That dude was doing pretty good . Man I loved that one

  • @waynepullen8411
    @waynepullen8411 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yessir mumbles is my favorite lets gooooo 🫡🤠

  • @christopherhill3394
    @christopherhill3394 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Arguing on the phone with nobody is hilarious the language is down to a science the breathing and all ed is the man

  • @MiiGUELANGELR
    @MiiGUELANGELR ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Legend

  • @AshtonFitness
    @AshtonFitness ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Mumbles so much 😂

  • @awkwardshanty3177
    @awkwardshanty3177 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    when you start to understand mumbles because dr.steve brule trained you.

  • @BoxerBruce
    @BoxerBruce ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is golden 😅

  • @Kisame.Hoshigaki
    @Kisame.Hoshigaki ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2024 starting off great

  • @Va.2Az
    @Va.2Az ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every now and then, this is how I talk at work. 😂

  • @2bizzy4this
    @2bizzy4this ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Huskascmarma 😂

  • @Bwood22
    @Bwood22 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "See?.....so i gotta get these fixed."
    I just died 😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @unboxedcharacter
    @unboxedcharacter ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yeah..
    What’s that..

  • @VikingPressMedia
    @VikingPressMedia ปีที่แล้ว

    Yesssssssss. I love Mumbles. I need this everyday honestly