Dating, dosti aur drugs | Standup Comedy by Bhavneet
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- Hi, in this video I talk about my friends, dating life and a little bit about drugs. If you liked it, tell your friends about it, if you don't share it with them to waste their time.
I'm a Hyderabad based comic who performs everywhere. You can follow me on my insta at @bhavneat.
Video was recorded at The Habitat, Mumbai.
Sound mixed by Varun Patil.
Opening beat by Varun Karyakarte.
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Him: Has raha hai gandu
Meanwhile english caption: You piece of art ✨✨
Ok one more
Him: meri gand fat gayi
English caption: My ✨ gordon ramsey ✨ tore
I love the captions 😭😭
One more
Him: chutiya
English caption: beautiful soul
“agar nazar lagti hai ton andho ko lga dete” i died😭👏
its actually really old joke tho
@@kamee211 i wasn’t aware of that, i heard it for the first time from him😭
Me neither. 🥲
Thats Okay i didn't mean to be rude or show myself cool ... i think i found it in insta discover page when there was no reels and tiktok stuff "Just saying"
@@bhavneat 😂 ... btw waiting for your new videos
What a brilliant writing and storytelling!!!
Huge thanks for the laughs!
Would love to see you live someday.
23 🙌
Nice
Hai na fir tu amazing 🔥🔥🔥 Story telling tightest ❤️
Habibi ❤️
This guy only had 2k subs . He is so good💥💥
Solid writing, awesome execution 🔥🔥🔥
Today I saw it stoned ... Laughed so hard on this .. Keep it up bhawa ❤😂
Brooohhhhhh I laughed so hardd , after a long time I have watched something unique and so funny stand up video.. loved your art. I am subscribing you and sharing to all my friends rn..
You the man bro ❤️
I'm one of the first people to subscribe you. You'll have more than 2 million subscribers in the next months, and I can assure that. Regards from Stuttgart! :)
The guy who made subtitles is ultra legend 🤣
Bro . Jabbar. Wait tha bahot time se. Kaafi saare zoom shows dekhe the . But plz be regular . All d verryy bEst
Subscription added...just after this single vedio😌!!
this is so much fukin deep. love you man
This is the conversation we can have dude 😂😂😂😂😂 "The Boys"
😂😂😂
@@bhavneat bro the video is crazzyyy🤯🤯🤯🤯
Man you're damn funny. You'll reach milestones at this rate.🎉❤
Patanjali🤣🤣🤣 loved it bro every second of it🙌
amazing bro
upload more video fast
Yussss next video coming next week 😊
Lasting long in bed and School teaching come first EPIC 😆🤣
Next level
Middle finger to Patanjali was subtle but my favourite
Great one
BHAIIIIII MASTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOTS OF LOVE
You won’t believe it, I was having a tough day when this popped up. Made my evening. Thank you so much for watching and telling me that you liked it. Love right back at you ❤️
Bahut mast bro
.I luv it...
1:52 😂😂
You're so much fun 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🙏🙏🙏
epic set bro kya likha hai💯💯
Killed it bruhhh.....🔥
very well executed, loved every sec of the video.
Thanks for the Trip
Pleasure
Amazing jokes buddy... Please give us more
😂😂 maza aagaya
Best Funny Kudos Great Comedy
😘
his face is so similar to arjun kapoor
Gem ..how was I missing him❤
Bro you nailed it🔥🔥🔥
Next level !!!!!!!
Bahut sahi tha bhai ...delhi kab aa rhe ho?
Jan me 😊
zabardast
*12:00** Congress Explained In 15 Seconds*
😂😄😆
pehla standup comedian jis nai itna hansaya
Loved it, too good
Extremely tight set!!
Mast
The last one 😂😂😂
You won't believe, but this is going to be another hit very soon. Just wait for it to reach the masses. It has started appearing just after opening the app. Just another week bro. Soon, your shows will sell out too.
❤️
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September ki spelling mistake kyon hai bhai ???
Click bait
Bohot hi jyaada funny!
❤️❤️
Damnnnn😭😂
"Poop Doop"🤣
Bhai bhai bhai🔥🔥🔥🔥
Start-up 😂😂
ek number bhai
Broskiiii want morewe
Jordar
You are the best 👍💯
That patanjali thing 😅😂
Dope stuff 👌🏻
Jabardast!😂
Gjb
Applying for poopdoop yearly subscription right now
Hahahahahahaha
😂😂
Hatsoff ❤️🤘
🤣🤣the subtitles
mst
Nice one man🍀
Fire content 🔥🔥🔥
Abhi mere sath yahi huaaa ... Problem toh hai badii 🤣
Kaunsi 👀
All the best Bhavneet. Bas anise hi life enjoy karte raho. PoopDoop mai invest Karne ka plan ho to pls batana. Mai bhi karunga 😂
Majaaa 🔥🔥🔥
Super tight 🔥🔥🔥
Thik tha ..
Tere woh sath wale channel ka kya hua .. Jo tumne 2 aur doston ke sath banaya tha?
This guy is so so cool dude
Right back at you bro
Keep it up bro 🤜 😂😂😂
"Tattiya dubayenge"😂
Edit : "Poop-Doob"🤣
Very nice brother...
keep it up....
He can dubb for Samay Raina for real .
His voice sounds similar 😂
"Mai ganjaa bangaya" 😂😂😂😂 this line 🔥 🔥
I don't do drugs I'm drugs gif
One of the best stand up comedy I have seen ever 😂
Nop.
Hahahahaha "ye sab raste mein"
You are amazing, Bhavneet 🔥🔥
Bhai ❤️
Nice
i literally died laughing... aajkl bhot kam he standup comedians h jo genuinely logo ko hassa paate h ...appreciate you brother 🤜🏻🤛🏻
What a writing n performance man. Deep thoughts. Superb bro. 🤟👌
this show
was amazing i died laughinggg😂😂😂😂
200k on a new account 😂 man I can’t believe this. Thanks for all the love. I hope hum log saath me aag lagate rahe🔥 Appreciate the people who liked it, appreciate the people who shared it more and absolutely love the people who annoyed their friends to watch it. 😊 thank you so much, love you all, and I hope I get to see y’all in a show in 2023. Even if I don’t, have a good one. And pls DM on @bhavneat on insta to invest in poopdoob ™️😂
This is awesome. I'm sharing the propaganda here in Albuquerque. :D
Hey really appreciate your jokes! A fan from Bangladesh ✌️
Big fan bro ❤️
Netflix should make a stand-up special with you 🔥 crazy stuff!!!
Oooh bro! You were lit in this show! 🔥🔥
just like the joint you had had before.
Hahahahahahahaah
Dude!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious. Even the gross part (where I told eww - PoopDoop) which is something we do on a daily basis ! U made it so damn funny😂I'm still laughing lol!
What a video 😂
made my bad mood better and I loved it🤍
Waiting for the next videos....
12:00 No Pappu was harmed in this video 🤣🙈
Great work on comedy no doubt..
But just imagine, you raise a kid and spend a good amount of money on his security, shelter, food and education.. and the same kid in the future call you “thoda chutiya” just to make unknown people laugh for a few thousands..
Asli Id se aao papa
jordar.. feeling low for him bcoz inspite of his great content, his subscribers did not increase as expected.. 😂 i hope this video goes viral
The name was too hilarious ......poop doop 😂😂😂
Wow
The railway announcement 🤣
Just now I realised maine ganja phuka hai because I'm feeling light headed because of u.....bro what a timing...didn't miss out any punch.
Hahahahahhahahaha
You should release more of these 😁 Loved it
Bhai Defamation case kar dega RG wahi Kamod me se.
Bhai this comedy is soooo relatableeee
Ek number Bhai ❤️🤣🤣🤣
Been following him since the days of Radio Mirchi (haan to mujhe koi fayda hua kya, mat bolna)
Great Act Bhavneet!! aur mera Rs.5 poop-doob ke liye