HOW TO MAKE $1 MILLION DOLLARS! (Jackbox Party Pack 5 | Patently Stupid)
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- You know whats better than a Billion Dollars? 1 MILLION DOLLARS!
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What is The Jackbox Party Pack 5?
Party Pack 5 includes the return of the classic pop culture trivia mash-up YOU DON’T KNOW JACK: Full Stream; the game of hilarious hypotheticals Split the Room; the lyric-writing, robot rap battle Mad Verse City; the inventive drawing game Patently Stupid; and the outer space fling-fest Zeeple Dome.
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The Others
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/ cheesybluenips
/ axialmatt
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/ diction
/ toastfps - เกม
25:50 “Hey that’s my bag! Do you know my wife?” 😂
It’s been a while since I’ve laughed as hard as I did when Toast stole Chilled’s invention at 35:44. The picture reveal especially 😂
i am incredibly disappointed that for the "i'm embarrassed to love my wife" there wasn't a machine that just printed divorce papers
i laughed so hard at the picture reveal for invention #5. That tension just leading up to the picture had me wheezing
Chilled’s hat on the wall makes him look like a sim
Simp
*i cant unsee it you bastar... thank you*
And he's having an awful day
his stats are low,,,, make happy,,, testingcheats true
a really unhappy sim haha... red plumbob!
I think what makes “drive in ballot” so funny is the element of surprise.
The name of the invention sounds so normal which is then contrasted by the picture.
The adorable Scrubby WaWa picture took me out for a bit. But him stealing your idea Chilled was hilarious.
Twice that happened🤣🤣😭
The wife prompt reminded me of the CAH session when Seananners won the round with: "Having problems with your wife? Try a gun"
That joke started with an fps game, I just don't remember which one
I see what Chilled is doing. He is giving us a taste of what his consulting firm can do before he gets us to sign our soul contract to him. Deal, I signed the contract (hit the bell).
26:20 just the silence.... lol great
Alternate suggestion for the Drive and Vote dilemma:
The Turn-Signal Ballot!
You can indicate Left, OR Right!
And as long as you never stop supporting your party at all times, you can be sure that you'll always be going in circles.
fuck thats good
23:07 Seriously thought that's Chilled's best drawing
“I’m too embarrassed to love my wife”
My solution:
the invisible wedding rings!
Talk about love being blind
I woulda gone with "the Waifu Mask" "To mask your embarrassment away"
Hi chilled! Hope you and Jess have been doing good and staying safe!
Chilled. 😂 there is literally a death scene in final destination that’s a dude getting his intestines sucked out by the pool drain.
I was waiting for the Giving-Up-Machine to just be a loaded handgun.
Also known as Masae's "Stop Talking".
Toast had me nearly choking on my popcorn from laughing this whole episode.XD
23:30 Chilled you may have some competition: my local library ballot dropbox.
Diction's prompt was he couldn't sleep WITHOUT the demons tickling his feet lol
Lol yeah and nobody from this Friends group noticed, only we do? That makes it extra funny though.
I interpreted that as meaning 'Every time I fall asleep the demons tickle my feet' along the lines of 'I can't walk into the hall without tripping over the rug' or 'I can't leave the room without the baby starting to cry again'
@@Morigale
You're right, it could be interpreted either way
@@WidgyAinz
Right, it's ambiguous.
He clearly meant he was unable to sleep and avoid the demons tickling his feet, though, because of super obvious context clues
Yeah he was supposed to make something that kept the demons tickling his feet, THANK YOU I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO NOTICE THIS LOL
35:24 “so anyway I started blastin”
When Chilled chose The Economy, I thought he would do Drive by shooting again. Glad Toast took it and almost made it work.
Cheesy sounds like a salesman that’d be in Rick and morty
*Ants in my eyes*
@@CheesyBlueNips *johnson*
Omg that laugh at 2:50 sounded kinda like Nanners🥺❤
Cheesy needs some Scrubby WaWa, then maybe he'll find his gooch under all the cheese.
This may be my new favorite video. Today I've laughed harder than I have the last couple weeks! Toast stealing Chilled's ideas was surprisingly brilliant.
Matt and Jeremy in a patently stupid video, couldn't click fast enough
There's a certain boldness in directly copying previous ideas, but I'm happy to see it failed.
23:23 - GO GO GADGET MOBILE, MAILBOX!
"The Pool Stool"
Has anyone seen Final Destination 4???
That was in the 4th one
keegan morrison It was definitely #4, I remember vividly because that was the one with the worst sex obsessed dude-bro in the series (the 2000’s was a gross time...) and he was the one who died in the pool.
Ok, thanks for correcting me!
I have seen and own all 5 lol
I choked on my soup and toast when chilled said “its an angry crab”😂
This is the best episode of patently stupid I've ever seen. I could not stop smiling in this one
Goddamn, Chilled really called it with that Ballot...
chilled calling toast "sweetie" hit me a different kind of way but idk which way
(Chilled uploads Jackbox vid)
Me: (cracks open a beer and gets ready to laugh)
The Pool Stool definitely reminded me of that Chuck Palahniuk short story "Guts"
12:51 anyone remember that weird visual novel type game where you could draw your wife the game grumps played it
Doodle Date
Who else feels like they have literally watched all of TH-cam during quarantine
That's a mood.
I would agree if it weren't for the fact I watched a video today about how a literal lifetimes worth of content is uploaded each day. It made me feel so small within a truly infinite digital universe...
Need nanners on this game
Fucking brilliant. AH and this crew mesh so goddamn well. Some of this shit KILLED me. The Megg, dear God!
The Pool Stool: I think that's how it works on the ISS.
I thought chilled had a red plumbob above his head for the first two minutes before realizing it’s a hat.
"Drive in ballot" Chilled has no idea what he caused in Texas lol
Italian attempts to create crackhead-esc items; fails
Chilled pool stool is the same thing that astronauts use is space, since gravity isn't there the poop has a difficult time coming out so the toilet is a mini vacuum that helps suck the poop out 😅
Toast’s first prompt made me think of the futurama phone booths XP
I can't believe I had to watch the latest video on your old channel to find out that you were still gaming, i thought you were another Nanners.
Anyone else notice the name of Chilled's friend on steam at 16:26? "Pleasure Meat?" PepeHands
the "im embarrassed to love my wife" one reminded me of Nogla and his old girlfriend
Wow I didn't know Tiffany was an artist
inflate-a-wife is a new kind of Baymax lol
This video make laugh so frickking hard so funny
Cheesy trying to find the G-Spot with the Gooch Grabber
Still cant find it!
Try Guys did champagne bathing- nothing happens, you just get sticky.
I feel like The Pool Stool could also be used in another way too. ;)
The perfect entertainment for my ramen noodles!!!!!
Cheesy, that's straight up a skinny strong sad
That feeling when you quit being chilledchaos to be streamedchaos.
A fast comment about 30 PSI, that’s how bathroom in ISS works, it’s a tube that sucks shit out.
I would have done poopoodle noodle. Same concept except you close the pipe after yore done and water sprays against it to clean the pipe. Lmao
MYATT!!!
12:49 It's Sumatto!
23:40 the wheels look like eyes and the line under them makes the car look really unimpressed
Holy fuck toast killed me
Cheesy makes my life good
Jesus, Joggers
Tay on this session 🥺
The Scrubby Wawa and the Cork-A-Baby :D
Can you play Shellshock with that new youtuber "MoreKryoz" ?
I'm surprised nobody mentioned to Jeremy that he didn't know how to spell the word 'Udders'
Are we sure the pool stool isn't the death from final destination
I would have done covid for the second one, no one has to know when you are stuck in quarantine.
So who had the best trip out of all of them?
It's so confusing that chilled is blue and cheesy is red
The Jesus Joggers, theres a walking on water joke somewhere in there but I'm dumb
EDIT: Turns out I am dumb, chris angel is not jesus christ
But he has Angel in the name! He's gotta be holy, right?
It's Criss Angel. And I loved him!!!
T is for thomas edison, aka TOAST
Pet caterpillar eh? :P
Cheesy sounds like Crankstillplays
"The Pool Stool"
*Did you mean: Final Destination 4?*
Toast stealing Chilled’s ideas is like those pornbots on TH-cam that copy other people’s comments, repost them, and get more likes.
Tay spelled the Toot in toots backwards.
22:27 I WANT TO SEE THE DAMN DRAWING FUUUUUUU- is it somewhere?!?!?! 27:00 faint nut 30:12 solution , The Purge 33:01 did... did cheesey turn into Fat Albert? 33:28 .... "losing my mind!" 35:00 "took a different way..." 35:50 *TOAST STRIKES BACK* , also the audience gave 800 to it 38:03 have to p , sold alot.... and some sold twice!
0:14 "that would break them" "but youd be drugged you wouldnt care" 0:45 bathing in champagne to get drunk..... fell like ill just be sticky 1:02 I HEAR JEREMY FUCK YES , and what would the audience even be doing during this 2:50 dont be me-FUCK 3:46 *that would kilu* 4:38 WHATS THE MIDDLE ONE!?!?! "there might be a dickyank" 6:00 shes an artist dafuq you want?!?! 6:14 can we skip me for real... i didnt know 7:51 "thats just sid" and (9:44) "atleast this one gives me a hanjob.... and im not talking about cork-a-baby..." i fucking love Jeremy 10:28 300 what you saving for- The Jesus Joggers duh! 10:50 "IDK how, i was ripping people arms off for money" 11:53 *THATS MINE TOO!!!* , think were doing the same 12:24 *and ya did it* i love new york... upside down... still upsidedown! 14:47 clicked the wrong button hes a boomer 17:24 point out a box is inferioor to a giant easteregg 17:58 "i see 2.0 reasons i want to click on this drawing" i fucking love jeremy 19:15 look at thosse assets , and "my egg was square" 20:10 "im only happy when i recall ducks cant play rock paper scissors" fucking jeremy 24:25 "i think the butter was slippery i forget" 24:56 "oh those 2 were mine" youre right they were the same thing 25:36 "thats mine" , also made me think *belly shovel* 25:48 *OMFG ILY MATT CALLBACK*... **_*EVEN THE TAGLINE_* 31:40 if only it was Mixr 32:35 great tagline.... "essentially the plot of animal crossing" hooray team Hive Mind 34:24 thought that was fire, i thought an expensive salad , i thought Guy Fieris hair 36:44 does look like a swazikaa , hobolyf sequel to twitch
I'm honestly shocked that no one said divorce for the loving my wife problem
16:48 You're welcome...
I really hate to sound like a smart ass, but this is kinda annoying me that no one pointed this out. I don't mean anything by this, it's just something I noticed.
No one's pointing out that Diction misunderstood "I can't sleep without the demons tickling my feet." Whoever wrote it may have also understood it wrong, but still. The double negative (can't and without) would make it have the same meaning of "I *have* to sleep with demons tickling my feet." Diction drew something that fit the opposite: "I can't sleep *with* demons tickling my feet."
Where can I buy some Giving Up? I badly need it.
On Twitch! Ehahaha😝
Play DEFCON
Chilly wheres uncharted 4?
Wife in a box is real, it’s big in Japan
22:54
35:47
Diction’s Jesus Joggers stopped the Devils from tickling feet, but the prompt said “I can’t sleep WITHOUT the devils tickling my feet” so Diction made the opposite of what he was supposed to and he still got $500. I can’t be the only one that noticed this
22:59 35:54
Problem I'm embarrassed loving my wife.
Solution the chocolate special they will help you
Hello
Is Chilled going to upload back on the main channel again?
ZhinZhaw Gourneau I have, but since Chilled is economically savvy, I thought he would have gone back to CriousGamers by now due to the larger audience.
@@powowbunnyb0081 I got the vibe from some of these videos that Cheesy is the one editing. Even in this one he says, "Cheesy when you're editing put a smiley face (on the Caterpillar)"
I'm ugly and i'm proud! ;3
E
Game: "I'm embarrassed to love MY WIFE!"
Me: "Get over it! Try to make it the best relationship ever, or divorce to give yourselves the best chances for finding other opportunities."
Or it could be a wholesome embarrassment! Learn to cope.
Never play with the purple guy again for the love of God
Kkk
Finally a good one and not the trivia one.
There's really nothing good when Toast is involved. Somehow, he screws up every single game and does it in a boring way. Can we get Smarty back? If he screws up, he at least makes it fun.
Dang everyone got tired of smarty and now they want him back lmao
@@jaiden1121 I never disliked Smarty. He can be awkward sometimes or not pay attention, but he is something of a team mascot. I've also noticed that Chilled edited in a way that highlights his dumb moments.