Diary entry: Lalique Encre Noir #2. The Funny Clown smell

I get it, I get, all you who say "it smells with forest". You mean a southern forest with oaks, cactuses and cotton candy trees, watered by Pepsi. I get it now. And I have news for you, pals, it's not called "forest". It's called "Aunt Flo forgot to water her garden". Come here are see the REAL FOREST.
P.S: This Funny Clown smell can't be washed off with soap. I'll try urine, acetone, gasoline and napalm