That elephant at the end. Truly there is duality when a species has intelligence. Yes, elephants can be aggressive and vengeful, but they have another side if they like you. That last one seemed genuinely concerned for that person’s wellbeing. Even dropped to its knees(or wrists or elbows?) and trumpeted like “HUMAN NOOOO!”
Elephants are known to mourn members of their family, meaning they are very emotional animals, and also they never forget (both good and bad things) soo essentially, they are the embodiment of the nurture part of the "nature vs nurture" duality, because if they have nice experience with humans, theyll love the sh""t out of you, buuut unfortunately, theres also possiblity of something similair to what was shown in the video
Even more to Tatiana's crash out. She didn't just kill that one guy, she stood over him and stared. Refusing any attempts made to try and help him. She watched him bleed out.
Oh wow... She had in mind that others humans could help him suffer less. And she made it clear "Nope. Not on my watch. And you will all watch with me.". :O
That ending clip with the elephant protecting that guy says it all. Elephants are so smart and emotional, almost human, and that's what I love about them. But it's important to not overly personify any animal and remember that they do what comes naturally. Treat them with respect, and you'll probably be fine, but fuck around enough, and you will find out.
@@SuperBubbleduck So the next best step is to still take the kids ? Not directed at you or saying it was an easy choice for them, but I mean... come on, this isn't about hindsight, this is future sight.
@@SuperBubbleduck then they shouldn't have tranqed the kids. not only to avoid the revenge, but also to help them find the mom because where the baby is mom isn't far. thats just common knowledge.
2:22 WAIT AM I TRIPPING OR IS IT WHAT YOU MEANT. Elephant on a rhino would make an “eleph-ino” and you said “hell if I know”. Please tell me this was an intended pun
@Gamingturtle090 The red one at the end chasing the deer was most likely a female, probably a subadult or a small adult, still very capable nonetheless. I'm not sure which "white" one you are referring to. Anyways, I was not talking about any of these being the cub, I was saying the one that was chased by a goose into the cage.
@@Goldenraptor_ at 11:17 there’s a goose scaring the hell out of a white tiger and when I said “at the end” I was referring to the end of the goose segment
@Gamingturtle090 Oh, I missed that one! Those are two fully grown tigers, one orange and one white, likely males, too, based on the bulkiness. Allthough I'd understand why they'd be scared lol, imagine some unknown alien creature you've never seen before leaps at you like that. No wonder they were scared.😂
Remember hearing a zoologist on the radio who was asked if he'd rather face 1 T-Rex sized chicken or 100 chicken sized T-Rexes and he said he would rather face 100 chicken sized T-Rexes because a T-Rex sized chicken would be a nightmare. He said birds are the most aggressive animals any where, so a chicken that sized would do an insane amount of destruction.
@@JRainshadow fun fact, I saw a clip a while ago, might have been CasualGeo actually, that explained that camo like tigers have, works as camo against what they hunt. For example, if - prey animal - only sees in the blue-yellow area of the colour spectrum, a tiger would be harder to see against green grass as the prey wouldn't see the orange of the tiger (it was something to that effect anyhow)
@@Shenanigan-Dealer I believe you. But I can see orange just fine and I did NOT see that tiger in the grass until it decided to make its move. Terrifying.
@@maybedrinkin3241that’s also because of how human sight works - our eye is drawn towards movement and light, and the stripes of tigers also work to blend in with shadows (especially of long leaves, or tall grasses) so it’s super hard to see them until they’re REALLY MOVING!
I really appreciate the outro on this one because it's really true. Plus, for as much as we tend to think of certain animals as unpredictable, we must seem the same way. Some humans will risk life and limb to help and protect even the angriest, most dangerous animal. Some will instead poach them or immediately resort to violent solutions. And then there's all the reactions in between. No wonder a lot of wild animals keep their distance.
Some humans will give water to rattlesnakes. Others will lock you in a dungeon for years and do the worst things possible just because your pain makes them happy.
The best part about the Siberian guy story is that he went to his friend's house and told him what happened and his friend was like "Get the fuck out."
@tristancallahan8189 guy takes tiger's kill, tiger tracks guy for days, eventually they have standoff at guys home (previously ransacked by tiger). Tiger wins.
@jharris3110 well he didn't know the tiger had ransacked his house until he got there, I think. I don't remember the details. But he did try and go to his friend's house, which is what I said was the funniest part about the whole story, because his friend basically told him to fuck off 😂
@ssjdeadpool oh, I thought he saw it was ranchacked figured it was the tiger based on the damage, left, then instead of trying to find anywhere else when his friend told him to leave he went back to his home
"Fun" fact: There was once an Asian elephant that went on a country-wide rampage, which reportedly included _eating people,_ due to a mix of musth and human-caused trauma manifesting as resentment.
One thing is bees chasing you, another is knowing they are chasing you to sting you even though it kills them. Hunting someone so you can kamikaze yourself is next level menace beehaviour (i am not sorry)
Bees should be unaware stinging humans kill them, as they can sting other insects multiple times without dying. It’s specifically human skin that kills them. I believe Bees are even able to sting other mammals without dying. The bee has no idea shes about to sting her last.
As a kid, my parents had a tiger painting in the living room. That thing always scared me cause it was on a black background and looked realistic. Lions? No problem. Tigers? Ancestral fear triggering.
YES. One time I saw a tiger in the bushes in the middle of the city licking its chops. After I shit myself I realized that it was an ad for ice cream playing on a screen. But the screen was green because that's the color of our bus stops. And the tiger was eating ice cream in the rainforest. So it was life-sized. 💀
tigers deserve all the hype lions get. i never understood why lions were known as “king of the jungle” instead of tigers when a) lions don’t live in the jungle, they live in sahara/plains environments b) tigers are bigger, better hunters, and louder than lions. fun fact: if you ever watch a movie that includes a lion roaring, the sound they’re using is actually a tiger’s roar. because lions roar like little bitches.
When a 12,000 lb elephant deliberately travels 100 miles, alone, destroys you and your home, and then yeets your mangled soul into Hell, the cosmos has symbolically dropped a colossal dump on your head.
Seeing all their speed, stealth, hunting prowess, and raw power being used against you with actual malicious intent is a new level all together. It's one thing to have an injured animal hunting easier prey. It's completely different knowing it's coming after You specifically for vengeance alone
@@smugreptile6695 Yeah, I know what he said about animals doing animal things, but for tigers that only applies to the Maneater. The story about the tiger that stalked the poacher for stealing his kill was straight up vengeance, and there was a time when I thought humans were the only animals capable of that kind of thing.
That tiger is a terrifyingly beautiful creation. It was invisible until it attacked. And on top of that launched itself twenty feet. Makes you forget that's 600 lbs of muscle, teeth and claws. Sheesh
A good reminder of respecting nature. Animals don't think like humans and remembering that can be the difference between life and death. You can love something just remember the only semblance of love you may be getting back is that you're still alive.
“There’s no church in the wild, no judge in the jungle so don’t expect animals to follow either” Perfectly sums up the point of this vid & is now one of my fav quotes
Essentially the story goes that the beekeeper tending to the imported african bees noticed that the worker bees were losing a lot of pollen to the "grates" that prevented the Queen Bee from leaving the hive. So, out of what is most likely ignorance for why the grates were there, he removed them so the bees wouldn't have to lose all that pollen... and well... The queen bees must've been like "bye bye" xd What's even sadder about this is that these bees were backup bees, because the originally to be transported queen bees that were of much better temperament... got killed at airport security... So even if the leakage had happened, if the intended to be tranported bees didn't get yeeted unnecessarily the situation probably wouldn't have gotten nearly as bad as it did.
The fact that it's literally invisible the entire time until it was too late to respond in any meaningful way is astonishing. "DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!"
That's why a short, big-bore, double-barreled handgun called a "howdah" was developed. It was to use from the back of an elephant against attacking tigers. Because they can all jump like that, and apparently that guy was very lucky he only got cut up and lost digits because tigers will drag a mofo off the elephant and kill them.
If an average sized housecat really wanted to fuck me up you better believe I'm running away, cats are OP and tigers are the biggest of the cats (that are alive today).
14:51 I'm from Champawat, and we are still afraid to go out after 8 pm due to fear of tiger, some believe that maneater's children still roams in jungle after dark, looking for revenge.
16:00 that's very sweet that the elephant protected that human. but i think it was foolish to pretend to attack, because the elephant could have actually attacked the man pretending to be an agressor.
@@Yautah Yeah that elephant seen it as a actual danger so of course it was going to intervene mess a elephants favorite person and it will hurt you as much as it can
@@ZeroiusProduction tbh, I saw the clip right at the beginning of the video, and just had to say something (I was shook). Understandable now. She was just doing what tiger mamas do. Although it seems like the humans were just wanting to relocate her too. I hope the man heals up well.
To add even more to the Canada Goose mythos, they have been observed gang drowning smaller/annoying creatures that got to close to their nests. That is to say, the parents wrestled and beat down the offender, dragged it over to the closest body of water as a couple, then proceed to hold it under water and drown it. As if that wasn't enough, other Geese were also observed strolling over and and casually watching the drowning. The Geese only went back to their nests when the bubbles stopped, acting like nothing important had happened.
That is hardcore, but I can see the logic in it. Eggs and goslings are tiny, yummy mouthfuls to anything bigger and maybe even some things that are smaller. And the babies can't fly till they get their flight feathers. So, yeah, I suppose it one way to try and give one's offspring the best chance to survive.
I have a bit to add. I’ve lived in military housing for most of my life on bases in Ontario. Animals on military bases get very confident. Because you aren’t allowed to hunt or kill them even if they are considered pests or causing problems. In turn this has caused them to not only completely lose their fear of humans but think of humans as their b*tches. I goose couple set up their nest at the front doors of one of the buildings my father worked at and well it wasn’t the front door anymore the base had to spend money to turn the emergency exit around back into the new front door and make a new parking lot just to appease some over confident birds. Canada Geese b*tched the military, let that sink in.
I saw the documentary about the siberian hunter who was stalked by the tiger. That one really scared me. The hunter was hunting along side that tiger for months and they respected eachother but when he took a portion of the tigers pig kill ( a leg ), the tiger stalked him for a week. The hunter wouldn't leave his home and if he did he would only run from villiage to villiage asking for help. Every villiager turned him away or didn't answer his call, saying the hunters fate was sealed. The people there know how vengeful a tiger can be. DONT EVER STEAL. NOT FROM A PERSON AND DEFINITELY NOT FROM NATURE. The documentary can be found on Netflix and it's given from the perspective of an official whos job it is to investigate tiger homicides in Siberia.
The fact that the government legally views humans being killed by tigers as HOMICIDE really says a lot about how they view a tiger’s intelligence and sentience.
@@sadrakeyhany7477 I could be mistaken, but I believe the man in question lived in a very remote part of Siberia & he didn't have a vehicle to drive to the nearest city.
Gorillas are actually afraid of a lot of things. Bugs, water, and lizards being the big ones. For as big as they are they’re generally super shy and passive.
Gorillas are the largest and most intimidating...but also maybe the most predictable and generally kinder/smarter then other primates...om not surprised really
Just wanted to say that it was really nice to hear you say the bit at the end about the animals behaving as they naturally would, and that some of this stuff was a provoked response. Like you, I enjoy the comedy, but understand that these are wild animals and it's for learning and fun, not judgement. ❤️
The elephant probably tracked the woman down by scent. I'm positive she had a pre-existing relationship with the elephant, their memory is strong enough to remember watering holes they haven't visited for 50 years.
*This explains why Obama has deployed SEAL Team 6 to solve the problem: you can ignore the elephant in the room, but the elephant never forgets to kill!*
Arrghh gonna have to go for the low hanging fruit here but as she was in India I'm sure tracking her by scent wasn't too much of a problem...............oh noez this is TH-cam not insta.........I'll see myself out😢😢
Can we all take a moment to reflect how much of a damn WORDSMITH this man is? Referring to an elephant bodying a... well, body, as 'putting her on a shit, except the shirt's reversible' is just... God-tier. Forget Thor: this man's Bragi.
That’s the crazy thing about animals, they just don’t give a fuck. They will go to the extreme to survive, mate, and even just to simply prove a point.
@@PK-pp3lu was about to say, like humans are any different? We just convinced ourselves we're civilized because we got egos. XD for every crazy thing you see in nature, there's a human example of the equivalent 9 times out of 10
11:00 An older relative who grew up in a common migratory path for the geese told me the story of the time his dad woke him up in the middle of the night when he was little in the '40s or '50s just so he could hear them because "These are the last ones and you may be one of the last people to ever hear them." So that aged like milk.
Despite it aging like milk, it's a bit wholesome he thought it was important enough to share this moment with them that (at the time) thought would be the last ever to witness.
@@smolderbreath3238 Agreed. Wish I'd been able to meet that grandparent. Sadly I only met his awful wife. He was too far gone with Alzheimer's by the time I came around.
14:15 the story did not end there. The poacher had violated the natural laws. He paid the price. The real problem was that the tiger was hit in the left hind leg which reduced his mobility enough that he could not hunt his usual prey. The only thing slow enough left to eat were humans. Had the tiger not been wounded in the leg, that tiger would have returned to his normal routine. Markovs shot was not the first that hit that tiger, but it was the first to cripple the tiger enough. I would recommend reading John Vailiants book, The Tiger, for the whole story.
Moral of the story. DO NOT FUCK WITH TIGERS! They are avatars of vengeance with all of the lethal tools you could ask for in the animal kingdom. Treat them with respect and they will probably be fine, but treat them badly and they will treat you worse.
I've been doing a lot of worldbuilding on a post-apocalyptic ecosystem that consists mostly of invasive species, feral domesticated species, and escaped zoo animals. I bring this up, because I've determined that Africanized killer bees are so oppressive that there would only be like, 4 or 5 eusocial bee species other than them.
This might be exaggerated. However good chance with that Feral dog becoming wolves but 100x Time more agressive. Giant feral hog Or hybrid domestic car with savanah ancestry Big enough to target small children. Or Big cats and chimpanzee escaping from zoo and associating human with food. Would be a pretty Big nightmare
@@deinsilverdrac8695 Feral dogs would, I think, sorta just be absorbed into the populations of either wolves that escape from zoos or dingoes that escape from zoos. At least, the ones that are actually capable of surviving in the wild. Most'd just get picked off before they even make it that far.
@@deinsilverdrac8695 Fun fact about feral hogs. Even domesticated hogs can become regular old boars once reintroduced to the wild. All pigs contain a specific selection of genes that start to express themselves once exposed to certain environmental stimuli. I forget what they're called. Epigenes or something like that? Anyway, environmental stimuli will spur the production of excess testosterone, among other things, in pigs, causing actual physical changes to take place, like extra hair growth, bigger muscles, tusks, the works.
@@purplehaze2358 the dogs would outnoumber wolves and dingoes by several order of magnitude, and as it's currently the case in Australia and Eurasia or even north america, it would be the wild species that would disapear, being absorbed by the ferals. Black wolves are common in north america, but only a result of hybridization with dogs. Same in Australia wher emany dingoes are recent hybrids of feral and true dingoes. The dogs would probably keep many trait from wolves and dingoes, and revert back to a general lupine build, but would still have noticeable difference in morphology and behaviour. No need to even have animal from zoo escaping there, there's probably already wild population of wolves in the continent that will rapidly expand in the following decade after the fall of man and civilization.
@@MrNickPresley I think this is the same thing that make some jaguar and lion get thiccer coat of fur in zoo of colder region. i was aware of that, but there's still slight difference between true wild boar and feral hog. But the morphology became nearly identical in one or two generation in the wild.
It's pretty amazing how animals are able to conceive of fairness. I work in an animal shelter and dogs and cats definitely know when one of the others got more than they did. Give a cat's roommate more treats than him and he'll shun you. Give a dog fewer treats than the guy in the room next to him and he'll bark until that omission's rectified. And if you run out of time with cats and only let some of them run around and play, the guys who didn't will misbehave with you the next chance they get.
Lol my family's dog is like this. If you hug someone in front of her, she'll start barking and howling in the most pitiful way until she gets some attention too.
@@ticcitoby1936 It's so fucking weird dude. Everybody does it now, shit just makes me uncomfortable. Why replace ass with ahh, I just don't get it. Never thought id be old enough to be thinking these kids are lame with their pointless slang words replacing slang words that already exist.
Another epic video and great job mentioning the human influence in a lot of the cases of human injury. I think it's so important to acknowledge that animals aren't stupid and they do stuff for reasons
I REALLY appreciate the emetophobia warning dude People can be so unkind about the suggestion at putting a warning for something like vomit but just including that 4 second warning on the screen so I could look away and continue to enjoy the video made such a difference
People are unkind about it because you should get over it, and stop treating it like a matter of life or death. People are unkind about it because you act like it's everyone else's responsibility to accommodate your own shortcomings.
@@TheMinecraftMan757 if there's any bait in this thread, it's OP acting like it's everyone else who is so unreasonable, and I'm the schmuck who took the bait.
@@faefiercevulpine6990 I've been around hundreds of them and never been bothered. All you gotta do is hiss back at them and spread your "wings". Make sure you are facing them and move towards them (or at least, don't back down).
Always was fun to watch the freshman learn about the geese. There's a pond at the college went to that is a stop over spot for them when they migrate. They have absolutely concept of traffic laws and kicking at them just encourages the others to join in the fun.
I hear all these horrifying facts about animals but my monkey brain sees an oversized cat & still thinks "aw, look at the baby". Like why do I still want to pet these creature? I have the urge but I don't think I'd go forth with it.
In my old city the zoo had a walkthrough section with Australian animals and like... I *know* they wouldn't put anything potentially dangerous in there. Toddlers are wandering around! So I've petted the kangaroos and wallabies and stuff. But the emu I went up to and stood in front of it and that thing's face was straight in front of mine looking like a freaking dinosaur and there was no damn way I was touching it, logic be damned. Animal cuteness should be correlated with safety so we can hug the huggable ones and steer clear of the scary ones.
if you end up in a goose situation, ive found the best defense is a beach towel(or your jacket) . i learned this when 2 nested between my door and car. you dont even have to hit them with the towel, just flail the towel around really fast and yell and it intimidates them into backing down.
Termites! Thank you for the plethora of footage you must spend hours, days, & weeks compiling for our education and amusement. Watching the (mostly) noble (adult) elephant teach humans lessons is one of the most important things that ever happens in our existence.
your videos are so good, I feel some kind of pull towards your content. Mostly because of my own growing interest in animals but I'm a long time gamer and whenever I hear various gaming OST's start playing in your videos I know you are too. Maybe you have a future in making some form of gaming related content, you're funny enough and you have the smart dialogue, if you ever run out of options im confident you could do it, but until then what you're doing right now is excellent, keep it up homie.
10:55 just for clarification, that flock was the last remnant population of a Canada goose SUBspecies called the giant Canada goose, the actually species was relatively ok
My personal experience as a Canadian is it really depends on the geese. Been fucking chased out of parks by some and others will straight up ask for pets. It probably depends a lot on their treatment (Also just to be clear: don't try to pet a goose I've just talked to people who have)
Random fun fact about the elephant breaking into a house on the thumbnail! IIRC this is a photo from Thailand where an elephant crashes into a local’s kitchen. A plausible speculation (made by a local wild elephant ranger) said that the elephant might get confused by the smell of salty seasonings inside the kitchen such as soy sauce and mistaken it as a source of mineral. It wasn’t done out of malice fortunately.
I didn't know I was gonna unwind from work by finding out house sparrows took parenting lessons from Casey Anthony when I woke up this morning. I don't regret it.
@@BlackKnightsCommander more lake CA took lessons from house sparrows, lol. God rest Caylee, what a terrible case of injustice... Kyron Horman is another case of injustice that boils my blood.
My dude, ur little one liners and gibs are so complex (yet simple) a d eloquent that I'm still turning them over in my mind by the time u move on to the next and I get left behind in the video amd can never catch up. Ur analogies are just that colorful. It's bad, because I miss half ur video, in my brain, but, it's so good. Cheers, my dude. Cheers.
Fun fact - If you find the queen of an Africanized hive and kill it and replace it with a docile European queen, the hive will take on the demeanor of the queen. In other words, it will unafricanize.
@@emimimimimimimi usually when bekeepers replace their queens, they use a queen cage. essentially they but the new queen in a wood & wire box with a sugar plug at the end, so the workers cant get to her to kill her, but they can still smell her. after a few days, a week at max, they'll have got used to her and wont be murderous any more. by this time, the queen will have eaten through the plug. or, if the cage doesn't have a sugar plug, the beekeeper goes in and frees her manually.
Ha! I was right about why I (so far) never get attacked by geese! I just stare at them, act cool, and walk on by on my side of the sidewalk and they stay on theirs. I honestly have no fear of them. As for chimps? Yeaaaaaah, should we be surprised our closest relatives act like that, considering OUR behavior?
Pffft, then you have never been in the path of a pissed off Canadian goose. Had my nephew at a duck pond. He was happily throwing out corn and I turned my back for like 20 seconds to grab him some more corn in his cup, and I heard a scream, he was being mugged by a Canadian goose. I grabbed him and tossed him on my shoulder, and proceeded to earn enough pecks and flogging from that damn goose as I made my way to the car for heavy bruising to be visible as black for 3 damn weeks. And I still needed to go back and get our stuff. Waited over a hour for that bastard to go away. I got out, went and gathered our stuff, including the keys that had the house key on it. And had to move it back to the car because he came back for round 2. So stop with Canadian geese are docile.
@@aspidistraeliatorall you had to do was not run from it is the kicker Run towards it and/or grab and hit it and it’ll fly away or it’ll stop Especially if you grab that thin neck
From what I remember about a documentary I watched about those bees. The people doing the hybridization originally asked for Africa's chillest queen bees. But airport security "accidentally" sprayed the box with pesticides killing all the bees. And they still had to continue the project (because investors), so they had to ask them to send more bees. But all the non aggressive bees were in the first shipment. So they had to send what they had and the rest is history.
13:50 how dumb do you have to be to taunt and attack a TIGER? I'm sorry, but play stupid games, win stupid prizes. that is a darwin award if ever seen one
@@SomethingAboutSashimi high on what, though? Many drugs don't change your core sense of self. They were rotten before they were doped. They just got dopier.
Always keep in mind that Elephants are one of the most intelligent animals on the planet meaning they have very human like emotions such as compassion, loyalty, and cooperation... the downside is they have human like emotions such as pettiness and dickishness except it's backed up with about 4tonnes of muscle holding in 1tonne of testosterone...
That elephant at the end. Truly there is duality when a species has intelligence. Yes, elephants can be aggressive and vengeful, but they have another side if they like you. That last one seemed genuinely concerned for that person’s wellbeing. Even dropped to its knees(or wrists or elbows?) and trumpeted like “HUMAN NOOOO!”
Elephants are known to mourn members of their family, meaning they are very emotional animals, and also they never forget (both good and bad things)
soo essentially, they are the embodiment of the nurture part of the "nature vs nurture" duality, because if they have nice experience with humans, theyll love the sh""t out of you, buuut unfortunately, theres also possiblity of something similair to what was shown in the video
Most social animals act like that, not just the highly intelligent ones.
I could be wrong, but I think the video was staged as a test to see how the elephant would react to its caretaker in danger
@@RambunctiousReptilian Almost certainly, still shows that the elephant cared. Doubt the elephant thought it was staged.
@@RambunctiousReptilian Imagine if it wasn't though- you get in a scuffle with a guy and then you see a huge healthbar labeled "elephant" appear.
"that tiger didn't go crazy, that tiger went tiger!" is still one of my favorite quotes
His joke about Jada was funny. Everyone laughed including her.
Same! lol
@@albertchurchill4845 I forgot about the slap lol
first time iv heard it, could not agree more with CR!
"You know when the tiger went crazy? When the tiger was riding around on a little bike with a Hitler helmet on!"
Even more to Tatiana's crash out. She didn't just kill that one guy, she stood over him and stared. Refusing any attempts made to try and help him. She watched him bleed out.
Oh wow... She had in mind that others humans could help him suffer less. And she made it clear "Nope. Not on my watch. And you will all watch with me.". :O
“Посмотри мне в глаза, человек; они будут последним, что вы когда-либо увидите.” - Tati the Tiger
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Wow i heard about this story but didnt know that happened makes the situation even more scary
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That ending clip with the elephant protecting that guy says it all. Elephants are so smart and emotional, almost human, and that's what I love about them. But it's important to not overly personify any animal and remember that they do what comes naturally. Treat them with respect, and you'll probably be fine, but fuck around enough, and you will find out.
Well said, my friend, well said.
It's like Chris Rock said "That tiger didn't go crazy, that tiger went tiger.
There would be a lot fewer animals getting put down if more people realized this.
The mother tiger story is a good example of how if you’re gonna tranq and relocate a family of animals, ALWAYS make sure you get the parents first.
they did try, they couldn't locate her.
I thought that the tiger mom was found and that she and her cubs were relocated.
@@SuperBubbleduck So the next best step is to still take the kids ? Not directed at you or saying it was an easy choice for them, but I mean... come on, this isn't about hindsight, this is future sight.
@@SuperBubbleduck then they shouldn't have tranqed the kids. not only to avoid the revenge, but also to help them find the mom because where the baby is mom isn't far. thats just common knowledge.
2:22 WAIT AM I TRIPPING OR IS IT WHAT YOU MEANT. Elephant on a rhino would make an “eleph-ino” and you said “hell if I know”. Please tell me this was an intended pun
Seing a goose scare off a DAMN TIGER is insane.
That was a tiger cub, of course it was scared of something that was big compared to it and was running and biting at it.
@@Goldenraptor_the orange tiger at the end looked younger but still big. The white tiger though, girl looked full grown to me
@Gamingturtle090 The red one at the end chasing the deer was most likely a female, probably a subadult or a small adult, still very capable nonetheless. I'm not sure which "white" one you are referring to. Anyways, I was not talking about any of these being the cub, I was saying the one that was chased by a goose into the cage.
@@Goldenraptor_ at 11:17 there’s a goose scaring the hell out of a white tiger and when I said “at the end” I was referring to the end of the goose segment
@Gamingturtle090 Oh, I missed that one! Those are two fully grown tigers, one orange and one white, likely males, too, based on the bulkiness. Allthough I'd understand why they'd be scared lol, imagine some unknown alien creature you've never seen before leaps at you like that. No wonder they were scared.😂
Remember hearing a zoologist on the radio who was asked if he'd rather face 1 T-Rex sized chicken or 100 chicken sized T-Rexes and he said he would rather face 100 chicken sized T-Rexes because a T-Rex sized chicken would be a nightmare. He said birds are the most aggressive animals any where, so a chicken that sized would do an insane amount of destruction.
A T Res sized chicken shit could total a car
A T-Rex sized chicken is basically a T-Rex but with a beak.
Tyrannosaurus-sized Chickens actually exist(ed) too. They’re called Gigantoraptor.
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A badger would still body a chicken-sized TRex no problem 😂
I’m so horrified by how close that tiger was before I could even tell there was a tiger in the frame
Exactly! Yeah they're striped, but since when is ORANGE cammo?
@@JRainshadow fun fact, I saw a clip a while ago, might have been CasualGeo actually, that explained that camo like tigers have, works as camo against what they hunt.
For example, if - prey animal - only sees in the blue-yellow area of the colour spectrum, a tiger would be harder to see against green grass as the prey wouldn't see the orange of the tiger (it was something to that effect anyhow)
@@Shenanigan-Dealer I believe you. But I can see orange just fine and I did NOT see that tiger in the grass until it decided to make its move. Terrifying.
@@maybedrinkin3241that’s also because of how human sight works - our eye is drawn towards movement and light, and the stripes of tigers also work to blend in with shadows (especially of long leaves, or tall grasses) so it’s super hard to see them until they’re REALLY MOVING!
@@phastinemoon I believe. That tiger proved your point 100%. :)
I really appreciate the outro on this one because it's really true. Plus, for as much as we tend to think of certain animals as unpredictable, we must seem the same way.
Some humans will risk life and limb to help and protect even the angriest, most dangerous animal. Some will instead poach them or immediately resort to violent solutions. And then there's all the reactions in between. No wonder a lot of wild animals keep their distance.
Human beings are the only creature that can put your entire species on a shirt without trying.
Some humans will give water to rattlesnakes. Others will lock you in a dungeon for years and do the worst things possible just because your pain makes them happy.
This. Frickin THIS.
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
@@theKashConnoisseur Early cyanobacteria:
The best part about the Siberian guy story is that he went to his friend's house and told him what happened and his friend was like "Get the fuck out."
Which one was that again
@tristancallahan8189 guy takes tiger's kill, tiger tracks guy for days, eventually they have standoff at guys home (previously ransacked by tiger). Tiger wins.
@ssjdeadpool you'd think if a tiger ransacked your hime once you'd try and find somewhere else to be in case of another attempt
@jharris3110 well he didn't know the tiger had ransacked his house until he got there, I think. I don't remember the details. But he did try and go to his friend's house, which is what I said was the funniest part about the whole story, because his friend basically told him to fuck off 😂
@ssjdeadpool oh, I thought he saw it was ranchacked figured it was the tiger based on the damage, left, then instead of trying to find anywhere else when his friend told him to leave he went back to his home
Remember kids, wild animals don’t go crazy
Wild animals go wild animal
Truuuue
"Fun" fact: There was once an Asian elephant that went on a country-wide rampage, which reportedly included _eating people,_ due to a mix of musth and human-caused trauma manifesting as resentment.
Honestly, based and fair. There's no end of horny teens and adults who are angry at the world and the injustice of it all.
Do you remember where/when it took place so I can look it up?
@@Cereal_Killer007 Balaghat and Mandla, ~1851
Simpsons did it
Osama, the elephant...
That video of a tiger jumping over an elephant to get to the man riding it... Gives me chills no matter how many times I see it...
This is the first time I've seen the outcome of that leap! Usually the video cuts out just as the tiger jumps.
@@JeremyDelancyi saw everything. Dude's hand was mangled and they tried shooting it but was able to run away.
One thing is bees chasing you, another is knowing they are chasing you to sting you even though it kills them. Hunting someone so you can kamikaze yourself is next level menace beehaviour (i am not sorry)
ROSES ARE RED, WEAPONS AGAINST ME WON'T PROSPER, WITH THIS SACRED TREASURE, I SUMMON: BIG RAGA THE OPP STOPPA.
Another are domestic cattle, especially bulls
@MusiciansRule07 y e s
Bees should be unaware stinging humans kill them, as they can sting other insects multiple times without dying. It’s specifically human skin that kills them. I believe Bees are even able to sting other mammals without dying. The bee has no idea shes about to sting her last.
I'm fucking scrwaming@@MusiciansRule07
As a kid, my parents had a tiger painting in the living room. That thing always scared me cause it was on a black background and looked realistic. Lions? No problem. Tigers? Ancestral fear triggering.
is your family indian or asian? ☠
@@shaolinotter nope. I can see why you'd think that, though. 😄
@@shaolinotter ain’t India part of Asia tho
YES. One time I saw a tiger in the bushes in the middle of the city licking its chops. After I shit myself I realized that it was an ad for ice cream playing on a screen. But the screen was green because that's the color of our bus stops. And the tiger was eating ice cream in the rainforest. So it was life-sized. 💀
tigers deserve all the hype lions get. i never understood why lions were known as “king of the jungle” instead of tigers when a) lions don’t live in the jungle, they live in sahara/plains environments b) tigers are bigger, better hunters, and louder than lions.
fun fact: if you ever watch a movie that includes a lion roaring, the sound they’re using is actually a tiger’s roar. because lions roar like little bitches.
When a 12,000 lb elephant deliberately travels 100 miles, alone, destroys you and your home, and then yeets your mangled soul into Hell, the cosmos has symbolically dropped a colossal dump on your head.
You earned it
Life's a bitch and Karma is her stripper name 🤣
@@Andrea-nom indeed
When your grudge knows not time, distance, nor online status.
Yeah you're not getting reincarnated after that.
It's one thing to know that a tiger is strong and powerful. But to see them actually use that strength is something else entirely.
This one was extra motivated because they took her cubs.
Dude right she was so muscular, the power was nuts 🤯
Seeing all their speed, stealth, hunting prowess, and raw power being used against you with actual malicious intent is a new level all together. It's one thing to have an injured animal hunting easier prey. It's completely different knowing it's coming after You specifically for vengeance alone
@@smugreptile6695 Yeah, I know what he said about animals doing animal things, but for tigers that only applies to the Maneater. The story about the tiger that stalked the poacher for stealing his kill was straight up vengeance, and there was a time when I thought humans were the only animals capable of that kind of thing.
There's video on TH-cam of a tiger making a huge leap around a river.
th-cam.com/video/vJ7bpG9ciz0/w-d-xo.html
That tiger is a terrifyingly beautiful creation. It was invisible until it attacked. And on top of that launched itself twenty feet. Makes you forget that's 600 lbs of muscle, teeth and claws. Sheesh
when even elephants go "OH SHIT ITS A TIGER" you know you are in a bad situation.
What about the elephant backing out from bees! I didn't think bees would be able to get through their skin.
@@kdk5331Maybe not, but if the bees went after the trunk, ears, eyes though? Different story.
Well, anyone acts like that when caught of guard, so really, it was a regular reaction
@@Grendelful oh man! True. Bees in their ears or trunk!? No wonder he backed away.
@@Grendelful if you look at the video the elephant is even hidin its trunk while stepping back.
0:47 “Hate mongering Hufflepuff” This guy’s wordplay just gets better and better
I know right? I had to pause to let that sink in
Bro is smoother than fresh-churned butter and I am here for it
That's BIRACIAL BLACK AIR FORCE HATE MONGERING HUFFLEPUFF to you 😂😂
Bro I'm just happy someone remembered Hufflepuff 😂
"Bi-racial hate mongering Hufflepuff", actually.
A good reminder of respecting nature. Animals don't think like humans and remembering that can be the difference between life and death. You can love something just remember the only semblance of love you may be getting back is that you're still alive.
“There’s no church in the wild, no judge in the jungle so don’t expect animals to follow either”
Perfectly sums up the point of this vid & is now one of my fav quotes
I lost my shit at that goose chasing that military guy. You just know that poor guy never heard the end of that
Oh yeah he was known as Corporal Goosebitch until he got out
He turned around with his fists up like he had just remembered he was human and the goose was a Goose 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A goose can break your arm with it's wing.
Swans can kill you.
to be fair a goose is an air borne threat therefore this is a job for the air force not the army lol
@@kinda_spooky isn't that a marine though? Hard to tell with the picture quality but those look like desert cammies.
10:19 "Fool done sold out on every aspect of being a frog just to moonlight as Jabba the Gut."
*FATALITY*
How TF do you accidentally release TWENTY SIX HIVES. That's like crashing your car 5 times!
Essentially the story goes that the beekeeper tending to the imported african bees noticed that the worker bees were losing a lot of pollen to the "grates" that prevented the Queen Bee from leaving the hive. So, out of what is most likely ignorance for why the grates were there, he removed them so the bees wouldn't have to lose all that pollen... and well...
The queen bees must've been like "bye bye" xd
What's even sadder about this is that these bees were backup bees, because the originally to be transported queen bees that were of much better temperament... got killed at airport security... So even if the leakage had happened, if the intended to be tranported bees didn't get yeeted unnecessarily the situation probably wouldn't have gotten nearly as bad as it did.
"accidentally" 🙄😏
More like crashing your car 26 times.
I just say that I have bad luck on a few of them, and I got a bit too careless on the others lol
They may have swarmed on their own. If a beekeeper isn't paying attention to the signs, the colonies will make new queens and abscond.
Rather get mauled by 3 disrespectful Tigers, than get cornered by one average Chimpanzee.
Agreed cuz at least the tigers go for the kill chimps so everything to make sure you suffer for as long as possible
@@axehead45 Exactly Tigers try to finish job, Chimps just want to inflict pain for the sake of pain.
Hard same. Chimps are a nightmare.
@@axehead45 Yup at least the Tigers will try to be quick.
Nah id win
2:22 *Elephino.* As in, "What do you get when you cross a rhinoceros with an elephant?"... Well played, man. Well played.
Thank you! That wordplay was top tier and there is a surprising lack of comments acknowledging it
A tiger scaring an elephant is something i won't ever recover from
The fact that it's literally invisible the entire time until it was too late to respond in any meaningful way is astonishing.
"DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!"
just wait till you find out mice and other small Critters can also startle elephants 😅
That's why a short, big-bore, double-barreled handgun called a "howdah" was developed. It was to use from the back of an elephant against attacking tigers.
Because they can all jump like that, and apparently that guy was very lucky he only got cut up and lost digits because tigers will drag a mofo off the elephant and kill them.
well idid recover
If an average sized housecat really wanted to fuck me up you better believe I'm running away, cats are OP and tigers are the biggest of the cats (that are alive today).
14:51 I'm from Champawat, and we are still afraid to go out after 8 pm due to fear of tiger, some believe that maneater's children still roams in jungle after dark, looking for revenge.
Even her great grandchildren would be dead I'm sure
@@Yedobat tigers live 10-15 years so it's a lot further than that
Right as the clip of the frog ejecting and cleaning its stomach ended, I got an ad for a food delivery service lol
16:00 that's very sweet that the elephant protected that human. but i think it was foolish to pretend to attack, because the elephant could have actually attacked the man pretending to be an agressor.
Thats true, really drives home the point of how we interact with animals dictates how the interact with us a lot.
And he might remember, so no interactions with him anymore.
@@Yautah Yeah that elephant seen it as a actual danger so of course it was going to intervene mess a elephants favorite person and it will hurt you as much as it can
Thats probably why he ran off early and quickly
He’s wearing something to cover his hair and glasses. I’m sure they’re aware of the short term and long term dangers of this stunt 😂😂😂😂
Yooooo, a tiger just suddenly roaring and jumping at you out of no where should not have to be on ANYONE'S bingo card. All he had was a stick!
Didn't you hear what he said? they took her kids to relocate them, no wonder she's pissed, if it wasn't for the elephant, he'd be dead lmao
BTW, that man lost 2 or 3 fingers on that attack. Yes, the tiger reached that high. Playing Creed.
Well, it sounds like he had it coming, to judge from the end.
@@ZeroiusProduction tbh, I saw the clip right at the beginning of the video, and just had to say something (I was shook). Understandable now. She was just doing what tiger mamas do. Although it seems like the humans were just wanting to relocate her too. I hope the man heals up well.
I mean, if you are specifically looking for that said tiger in order to relocate it, it might be on your bingo card...
To add even more to the Canada Goose mythos, they have been observed gang drowning smaller/annoying creatures that got to close to their nests. That is to say, the parents wrestled and beat down the offender, dragged it over to the closest body of water as a couple, then proceed to hold it under water and drown it. As if that wasn't enough, other Geese were also observed strolling over and and casually watching the drowning.
The Geese only went back to their nests when the bubbles stopped, acting like nothing important had happened.
Yeah as someone who's grown up with these geese... this doesn't surprise me at all.
Protective parents hell yeah
That is hardcore, but I can see the logic in it. Eggs and goslings are tiny, yummy mouthfuls to anything bigger and maybe even some things that are smaller. And the babies can't fly till they get their flight feathers. So, yeah, I suppose it one way to try and give one's offspring the best chance to survive.
I have a bit to add. I’ve lived in military housing for most of my life on bases in Ontario. Animals on military bases get very confident. Because you aren’t allowed to hunt or kill them even if they are considered pests or causing problems. In turn this has caused them to not only completely lose their fear of humans but think of humans as their b*tches. I goose couple set up their nest at the front doors of one of the buildings my father worked at and well it wasn’t the front door anymore the base had to spend money to turn the emergency exit around back into the new front door and make a new parking lot just to appease some over confident birds. Canada Geese b*tched the military, let that sink in.
I saw the documentary about the siberian hunter who was stalked by the tiger. That one really scared me. The hunter was hunting along side that tiger for months and they respected eachother but when he took a portion of the tigers pig kill ( a leg ), the tiger stalked him for a week. The hunter wouldn't leave his home and if he did he would only run from villiage to villiage asking for help. Every villiager turned him away or didn't answer his call, saying the hunters fate was sealed. The people there know how vengeful a tiger can be. DONT EVER STEAL. NOT FROM A PERSON AND DEFINITELY NOT FROM NATURE.
The documentary can be found on Netflix and it's given from the perspective of an official whos job it is to investigate tiger homicides in Siberia.
Why didn't bro just run to a city...?
The fact that the government legally views humans being killed by tigers as HOMICIDE really says a lot about how they view a tiger’s intelligence and sentience.
whats the documentary called??
@@sadrakeyhany7477 A city in *Siberia?*
@@sadrakeyhany7477 I could be mistaken, but I believe the man in question lived in a very remote part of Siberia & he didn't have a vehicle to drive to the nearest city.
i have NEVER in my LIFE imagine i would see a Gorilla ever be scared of fucking ANYTHING and its a fucking goose 11:21
Gorillas are actually afraid of a lot of things. Bugs, water, and lizards being the big ones. For as big as they are they’re generally super shy and passive.
@@axehead45 a lot of the same stuff that most people are wary of
Big muscle does not mean no fear. Just means it's strong
@@axehead45 Yeah, it's the chimps that are complete madmen. Gorillas are way calmer.
Gorillas are the largest and most intimidating...but also maybe the most predictable and generally kinder/smarter then other primates...om not surprised really
Just wanted to say that it was really nice to hear you say the bit at the end about the animals behaving as they naturally would, and that some of this stuff was a provoked response. Like you, I enjoy the comedy, but understand that these are wild animals and it's for learning and fun, not judgement. ❤️
2:22 "Hell if I know" was genius. Lmfao
*elephino
Holy shit. Didn't catch it the first time.
I guess you guys never heard that old joke....
It diddlied😂😂😂 , some seals and penguins do that to other smaller species
Wait wait am I the only person who's heard of this joke before
Loved "it's really a case of fuck me or fight me or just don't waste my time"
@sungjin-woo8898 It's literally people 😂
Literally human society
It’s either f*** or f*** around.
The chimp getting jumped for doing a barrel roll had me dead 😭💀
The elephant probably tracked the woman down by scent. I'm positive she had a pre-existing relationship with the elephant, their memory is strong enough to remember watering holes they haven't visited for 50 years.
*This explains why Obama has deployed SEAL Team 6 to solve the problem: you can ignore the elephant in the room, but the elephant never forgets to kill!*
@@3L_B4R7OObmama isn't even president
Or was related to someone the elephant had beef with.
Arrghh gonna have to go for the low hanging fruit here but as she was in India I'm sure tracking her by scent wasn't too much of a problem...............oh noez this is TH-cam not insta.........I'll see myself out😢😢
HAAA @@ryan-marcweise86
Can we all take a moment to reflect how much of a damn WORDSMITH this man is? Referring to an elephant bodying a... well, body, as 'putting her on a shit, except the shirt's reversible' is just... God-tier. Forget Thor: this man's Bragi.
get off his dick "wordsmith" "godtier", cringe af
Was NOT prepared for that frog to shriek...
That’s the crazy thing about animals, they just don’t give a fuck. They will go to the extreme to survive, mate, and even just to simply prove a point.
This is the general attitude of birds, I have found.
It sounds like they give too much of a fuck.
People do the same put in dire circumstances, we're animals too y'know.
@@PK-pp3lu was about to say, like humans are any different? We just convinced ourselves we're civilized because we got egos. XD for every crazy thing you see in nature, there's a human example of the equivalent 9 times out of 10
@@PK-pp3luThe worst kind even. Ones with Free Will
11:00 An older relative who grew up in a common migratory path for the geese told me the story of the time his dad woke him up in the middle of the night when he was little in the '40s or '50s just so he could hear them because "These are the last ones and you may be one of the last people to ever hear them."
So that aged like milk.
And in another universe, that may well have been right.
Maybe they ate the sparrows I used to be able to see around here.
Actually, most birds have gone.
Despite it aging like milk, it's a bit wholesome he thought it was important enough to share this moment with them that (at the time) thought would be the last ever to witness.
@@smolderbreath3238 Agreed. Wish I'd been able to meet that grandparent. Sadly I only met his awful wife. He was too far gone with Alzheimer's by the time I came around.
@@Morgan_Sandoval Oh damn, sorry about that, but the memory lives on at least.
He got Chris rocked and left with fresh prints a bar! Lol 15:35
14:15 the story did not end there. The poacher had violated the natural laws. He paid the price. The real problem was that the tiger was hit in the left hind leg which reduced his mobility enough that he could not hunt his usual prey. The only thing slow enough left to eat were humans. Had the tiger not been wounded in the leg, that tiger would have returned to his normal routine. Markovs shot was not the first that hit that tiger, but it was the first to cripple the tiger enough. I would recommend reading John Vailiants book, The Tiger, for the whole story.
Poor Tiger, but at least the Ahole who did it got packed up by the Tiger
Thank you for the details. :)
Thanks for the info . I had no idea there was a book. Great to know.
It's always a good day when a new Casual Geographic video drops
😂Jaba, the Gut and Cobra Chicken are two of the best nicknames he's EVER given!
you know if bald eagles could write they'd write the CRAZIEST enemies to lovers bs
"The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid."
Indeed, and I would read it
@@empyrea_2546 huge
Like one of those Natural Habitat Shorts
@@Daelyah there is an actual Nature Habitats Short showing the bald eagle death spiral.
Moral of the story. DO NOT FUCK WITH TIGERS! They are avatars of vengeance with all of the lethal tools you could ask for in the animal kingdom. Treat them with respect and they will probably be fine, but treat them badly and they will treat you worse.
Like Chris Rock said, the Tiger went Tiger!!!. What else would she do.
the last thing i would ever want is a real life displacer beast after my hide.
Probably.
Shere Khan suddenly makes a lot more sense now.
I'm totally understanding the lore of Marvel's White Tiger god now.
Ending on that sweet moment wgere the elephant protects the human is wonderful 🙏
I've been doing a lot of worldbuilding on a post-apocalyptic ecosystem that consists mostly of invasive species, feral domesticated species, and escaped zoo animals.
I bring this up, because I've determined that Africanized killer bees are so oppressive that there would only be like, 4 or 5 eusocial bee species other than them.
This might be exaggerated.
However good chance with that
Feral dog becoming wolves but 100x Time more agressive.
Giant feral hog
Or hybrid domestic car with savanah ancestry Big enough to target small children.
Or Big cats and chimpanzee escaping from zoo and associating human with food.
Would be a pretty Big nightmare
@@deinsilverdrac8695 Feral dogs would, I think, sorta just be absorbed into the populations of either wolves that escape from zoos or dingoes that escape from zoos.
At least, the ones that are actually capable of surviving in the wild. Most'd just get picked off before they even make it that far.
@@deinsilverdrac8695 Fun fact about feral hogs. Even domesticated hogs can become regular old boars once reintroduced to the wild. All pigs contain a specific selection of genes that start to express themselves once exposed to certain environmental stimuli. I forget what they're called. Epigenes or something like that? Anyway, environmental stimuli will spur the production of excess testosterone, among other things, in pigs, causing actual physical changes to take place, like extra hair growth, bigger muscles, tusks, the works.
@@purplehaze2358
the dogs would outnoumber wolves and dingoes by several order of magnitude, and as it's currently the case in Australia and Eurasia or even north america, it would be the wild species that would disapear, being absorbed by the ferals.
Black wolves are common in north america, but only a result of hybridization with dogs.
Same in Australia wher emany dingoes are recent hybrids of feral and true dingoes.
The dogs would probably keep many trait from wolves and dingoes, and revert back to a general lupine build, but would still have noticeable difference in morphology and behaviour.
No need to even have animal from zoo escaping there, there's probably already wild population of wolves in the continent that will rapidly expand in the following decade after the fall of man and civilization.
@@MrNickPresley
I think this is the same thing that make some jaguar and lion get thiccer coat of fur in zoo of colder region.
i was aware of that, but there's still slight difference between true wild boar and feral hog.
But the morphology became nearly identical in one or two generation in the wild.
It's pretty amazing how animals are able to conceive of fairness. I work in an animal shelter and dogs and cats definitely know when one of the others got more than they did. Give a cat's roommate more treats than him and he'll shun you. Give a dog fewer treats than the guy in the room next to him and he'll bark until that omission's rectified. And if you run out of time with cats and only let some of them run around and play, the guys who didn't will misbehave with you the next chance they get.
Lol my family's dog is like this. If you hug someone in front of her, she'll start barking and howling in the most pitiful way until she gets some attention too.
I know buddy was shitting bricks when that tiger came out💀💀💀💀
I mean he lost a few fingers so yah and hes lucky he survived.
8:34 This entire side story of the penguin repeatedly getting his ass kicked by his wife's boyfriend had me rolling on the floor 😂
it's funny until you see how bloddy and gory it got. pretty sure the origional partner passed away due to bloodloss
It's Ali Jr in Baki in bird form! 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾♀️
I felt bad for the penguin instead.
me too🤣🤣 a loser
Ever seen animals interrupting sporting events? You should definitely cover a video like that for next month
16:05 "you good bro?" Ahhh elephant
You can say ass, nobody's going to go after you if you say ass instead of ahh
@@wireboar7321 I know, I just like the way ahh sounds yk?
@@ticcitoby1936
Completely fair bestie. Have a nice day
@@wireboar7321
He got scared by an elephant while writing this comment.
@@ticcitoby1936 It's so fucking weird dude. Everybody does it now, shit just makes me uncomfortable. Why replace ass with ahh, I just don't get it. Never thought id be old enough to be thinking these kids are lame with their pointless slang words replacing slang words that already exist.
Another epic video and great job mentioning the human influence in a lot of the cases of human injury. I think it's so important to acknowledge that animals aren't stupid and they do stuff for reasons
“That tiger didn’t go crazy, that tiger went tiger!” 😂 Bro your videos always hit hard and well worth the wait 🤘🏼
Omg! A Casual Geographic video on my birthday!? This is the best!!!!
happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! 🎉
happy birthday!!
Happy birthday 🎉
Crashouts are too funny to me ngl, like I didn't know the phenomenon known as short man rage existed in the animal kingdom.
they funny now to animals as well
Would it be funny if said crashout crashes out near you...?
@@sadrakeyhany7477literally gain a sense of humour oml
@@LesbianTill I do have a sense of humor, just thought he was being serious
You best not be playing around with shortness like that. Won't have it. Say goodbye to your anklebones, 6ft.
Love the Super Mario Galaxy music. Especially for the eagle section where the music is from the level that mario flies on a bird through magma.
I REALLY appreciate the emetophobia warning dude
People can be so unkind about the suggestion at putting a warning for something like vomit but just including that 4 second warning on the screen so I could look away and continue to enjoy the video made such a difference
Whatever the hell that frog was doing kinda deserves a general warning. Not pretty.
I have emetophobia, so I was really grateful for that.
People are unkind about it because you should get over it, and stop treating it like a matter of life or death. People are unkind about it because you act like it's everyone else's responsibility to accommodate your own shortcomings.
@@_Stormfather nice bait
@@TheMinecraftMan757 if there's any bait in this thread, it's OP acting like it's everyone else who is so unreasonable, and I'm the schmuck who took the bait.
I have been attacked by geese. I didn't even know that they could hiss until that moment
I've managed to just vibe in a group of Canadian geese. It was rather funny to look at other people passing by and getting odd double takes.
which is why in a story a person who didn't know the word goose called it a cobra chicken when they told their co-workers what they were attacked by
I think it’s weird that people don’t just like… fight back against geese lol
@@faefiercevulpine6990 I've been around hundreds of them and never been bothered. All you gotta do is hiss back at them and spread your "wings". Make sure you are facing them and move towards them (or at least, don't back down).
@@rustredrogue1873You passed the Vibe Check.
12:19 MONEY SHOT😮😂
Dude said “THINK FAST!”
Threw a friggin DIME
12:58 Can't we just make private ownership of a chimpanzee illegal?
If u own a Chimp, you deserve a Darwin award
Or any primate.
Absolutely. And if you get one anyway, no insurance of any kind for you.
@@PK-pp3lu 100% agree its just the ones that have a tendency to remove their owners faces seems like a good place to start.
It is illegal in the same parts of the world. Fix your own damn country.😂
13:25 yk I wonder what that elephant is thinking when they witness a mother tiger go on a rampage and manage to jump almost onto its back
"I don't get paid enough for this s***"
That was about to be Crash out vs Crash Out
"I should have dropped those things off my back."
Not again
"oh hell nah im bout to throw this man off"
Always was fun to watch the freshman learn about the geese. There's a pond at the college went to that is a stop over spot for them when they migrate. They have absolutely concept of traffic laws and kicking at them just encourages the others to join in the fun.
I hear all these horrifying facts about animals but my monkey brain sees an oversized cat & still thinks "aw, look at the baby". Like why do I still want to pet these creature? I have the urge but I don't think I'd go forth with it.
You're allowed to want to pet them, as long as you realize that you shouldn't actually do it. They are fluffy, and we want to pet fluffy things.
Why is it friend shaped if it is not a friend?
In my old city the zoo had a walkthrough section with Australian animals and like... I *know* they wouldn't put anything potentially dangerous in there. Toddlers are wandering around! So I've petted the kangaroos and wallabies and stuff. But the emu I went up to and stood in front of it and that thing's face was straight in front of mine looking like a freaking dinosaur and there was no damn way I was touching it, logic be damned. Animal cuteness should be correlated with safety so we can hug the huggable ones and steer clear of the scary ones.
That’s not your monkey brain, your monkey brain knows to Run. That would be your very very human, “if not friend, why friend shaped?” Instincts.
Look up "baby schema." It's wild stuff.
3:12 'She got put on a shirt except the shirt was reversible' 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂
Not laughing at her death but damn that was a great line 😂
Yeeting a toddler cause his mom won’t relieve you! 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀 1:56
if you end up in a goose situation, ive found the best defense is a beach towel(or your jacket) . i learned this when 2 nested between my door and car. you dont even have to hit them with the towel, just flail the towel around really fast and yell and it intimidates them into backing down.
10:14 that's honestly terrifying though... It sounds like it has some sorta malicious spirit trapped within that tiny frog body
Termites! Thank you for the plethora of footage you must spend hours, days, & weeks compiling for our education and amusement. Watching the (mostly) noble (adult) elephant teach humans lessons is one of the most important things that ever happens in our existence.
That Tiger 🐅 in mid-air is next level, amazingly cool & scary all in one 😂..
Wild that we have video of this tbh
It's like F around and find out but you didn't even F around.
Sometimes, you just FO.
your videos are so good, I feel some kind of pull towards your content. Mostly because of my own growing interest in animals but I'm a long time gamer and whenever I hear various gaming OST's start playing in your videos I know you are too. Maybe you have a future in making some form of gaming related content, you're funny enough and you have the smart dialogue, if you ever run out of options im confident you could do it, but until then what you're doing right now is excellent, keep it up homie.
10:55 just for clarification, that flock was the last remnant population of a Canada goose SUBspecies called the giant Canada goose, the actually species was relatively ok
My personal experience as a Canadian is it really depends on the geese. Been fucking chased out of parks by some and others will straight up ask for pets. It probably depends a lot on their treatment
(Also just to be clear: don't try to pet a goose I've just talked to people who have)
And now they are trying to get rid of them... and as much as I have a lifelong vendetta against them, I think they deserve to stay.
11:49 That… might be my old unit. I have DEFINITELY seen that exact scene in person before. Either that, or that’s just a very common occurrence. 😂
Random fun fact about the elephant breaking into a house on the thumbnail!
IIRC this is a photo from Thailand where an elephant crashes into a local’s kitchen. A plausible speculation (made by a local wild elephant ranger) said that the elephant might get confused by the smell of salty seasonings inside the kitchen such as soy sauce and mistaken it as a source of mineral. It wasn’t done out of malice fortunately.
Your breakdown of animal behavior is both funny and witty.
I didn't know I was gonna unwind from work by finding out house sparrows took parenting lessons from Casey Anthony when I woke up this morning.
I don't regret it.
@@BlackKnightsCommander more lake CA took lessons from house sparrows, lol. God rest Caylee, what a terrible case of injustice... Kyron Horman is another case of injustice that boils my blood.
unrelated but seeing a code geass icon filled me with so much nostalgia and joy
My dude, ur little one liners and gibs are so complex (yet simple) a d eloquent that I'm still turning them over in my mind by the time u move on to the next and I get left behind in the video amd can never catch up. Ur analogies are just that colorful. It's bad, because I miss half ur video, in my brain, but, it's so good. Cheers, my dude. Cheers.
I love how even you describe Canadian Goose as a Cobra Chicken.
Fun fact - If you find the queen of an Africanized hive and kill it and replace it with a docile European queen, the hive will take on the demeanor of the queen. In other words, it will unafricanize.
That's interesting! How come the hive doesn't kill the unfamiliar queen?
@@emimimimimimimi usually when bekeepers replace their queens, they use a queen cage. essentially they but the new queen in a wood & wire box with a sugar plug at the end, so the workers cant get to her to kill her, but they can still smell her. after a few days, a week at max, they'll have got used to her and wont be murderous any more. by this time, the queen will have eaten through the plug. or, if the cage doesn't have a sugar plug, the beekeeper goes in and frees her manually.
@@emimimimimimimi What they said.
There's a colonizer joke here, but it's bee-neath me.
I'm not sorry for that one.
@@KDizzy6Europeans colonising African slave society.
Was the "hell if know" joke at 2:22 on purpose?
Elephino? It synced too perfectly with the visual of an Elephant violating a rhino.
Yeah, elephino. The original joke is "What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino". I love the original, but this version is 1000x better.
Ha! I was right about why I (so far) never get attacked by geese! I just stare at them, act cool, and walk on by on my side of the sidewalk and they stay on theirs. I honestly have no fear of them. As for chimps? Yeaaaaaah, should we be surprised our closest relatives act like that, considering OUR behavior?
Our closest ancestors are the homicidal chimps and the hippie netflix and chill bonobos. That checks out.
Our closest ancestors are the homicidal chimps and the hippie netflix and chill bonobos. That checks out.
@@No-longer1 Yep, the extremes.
8:44 that penguins story was tough praying for my boy
Tell his story
“From a tight end to a wide out” is insane
Like Canadian Geese can be easily defeated by cheese popcorn. The Trapper French Canadian Geese are worse. These 3 at 0:13 are timid.
I have a 6” scar on my back from a Canadian goose.
Pffft, then you have never been in the path of a pissed off Canadian goose. Had my nephew at a duck pond. He was happily throwing out corn and I turned my back for like 20 seconds to grab him some more corn in his cup, and I heard a scream, he was being mugged by a Canadian goose. I grabbed him and tossed him on my shoulder, and proceeded to earn enough pecks and flogging from that damn goose as I made my way to the car for heavy bruising to be visible as black for 3 damn weeks. And I still needed to go back and get our stuff. Waited over a hour for that bastard to go away. I got out, went and gathered our stuff, including the keys that had the house key on it. And had to move it back to the car because he came back for round 2. So stop with Canadian geese are docile.
It’s that easy to take out the Canadian Air Force? Interesting………..yesssss…………
@@aspidistraeliatorthey aren’t docile but you’re letting them do that to you, once you attack them they flee. Geese cannot do damage
@@aspidistraeliatorall you had to do was not run from it is the kicker
Run towards it and/or grab and hit it and it’ll fly away or it’ll stop
Especially if you grab that thin neck
8:34 thats gotta be the saddest shit I have heard. F to my boy the penguin, you deserve better.
It's all good...he smashed both her sisters...then told her......a 2 piece was next but she chilled
From what I remember about a documentary I watched about those bees.
The people doing the hybridization originally asked for Africa's chillest queen bees.
But airport security "accidentally" sprayed the box with pesticides killing all the bees.
And they still had to continue the project (because investors), so they had to ask them to send more bees.
But all the non aggressive bees were in the first shipment. So they had to send what they had and the rest is history.
Yeah I'm with you, don't think that was an accident XD airport security are notoriously malicious and always have been.
I had no idea sparrows could be so brutal
Wait until you learn cuckoo's lay in other birds nests, and with that making the other bird species feed that oversized baby
I once bumped my head against a sapling bough and a crazed sparrow chased me a block uphill, diving into my hair over and over. Little shit.
11:23 🤣 (Silverback’s panicked chest thumping.)
Some sparrows (forgot the exact type) impale prey alive on sharp thorns, sticks, and barbed wire on fences 😬
@@PK-pp3lu shrikes?
13:50 how dumb do you have to be to taunt and attack a TIGER?
I'm sorry, but play stupid games, win stupid prizes. that is a darwin award if ever seen one
To be fair, they were high
Iirc, the one that died was just kinda there while the two that lived were actively screwing with Tatiana (but I could be misremembering)
@@SomethingAboutSashimi Still their fault, don't be high.
@@SomethingAboutSashimi high on what, though? Many drugs don't change your core sense of self. They were rotten before they were doped. They just got dopier.
@@SomethingAboutSashimithat doesn't excuse it. If anything, it just means they deserved it that much more for playing even stupider games.
15:02 this is analog horror fuel
Dawg when Elephants are upset they are walking Crash Outs😂
definitely they do
To be fair, who gon stop them?
Callback to the old "That tiger went tiger" clip was special.
These videos never get old. Geese will play chicken with trucks, nothing scares them. You can honk your horn, rev your engine, and they won’t move.
Was end clip an elephant coming to someones aid? that's really sweet.
Always keep in mind that Elephants are one of the most intelligent animals on the planet meaning they have very human like emotions such as compassion, loyalty, and cooperation... the downside is they have human like emotions such as pettiness and dickishness except it's backed up with about 4tonnes of muscle holding in 1tonne of testosterone...