You do wonder about all the fake Zimbabwe(an?) dollars that are on there, complete with certificates and everything... As well as the fake packaging with real brand names you can buy.
The fish cushion reminded me of that Mitchell and Webb sketch where the double acts "Fish and Chip" and "Pin and Cushion" both split up so they can form "Chip and Pin" but "Fish and Cushion" end up becoming more popular.
I've been watching this man's hands for the past ten years. I've spent hundreds of actual hours watching and rewatching videos featuring his hands. I think I know his hands better than I know my own. That is to say, I know something like the back of his hand
A no perk $1 tier would nice for us that don’t want anything in return but can’t give recurring multiple dollars but want to support our favorite creators
Psycho Mantis I’ve never seen that button before because you have to go to the pledge page to see it while the tier buttons are on all the pages. But you’re correct
@@ExtremeGamer9951 what? It's an entirely optional thing. It's not mandatory to pay to enjoy the content. Plus TH-cam isn't exactly known for being supportive of creators
@@ExtremeGamer9951 no, don't attempt to put words in mouth you degenerate. It's a bonus for those who want to do more than the average viewer to support a creator. If I could, I would support him without a second of hesitation. Content isn't free to create, if you didn't know that. Grow up.
for some reason "like a bulldog sucking on a wasp" really tickled me, had to pause the video to get the laughter out of my system... then had to pause again right away cause i got the giggles again. I feel like I'm gonna be chortling to myself over that for a good few days.
Eric Pode Ashens is actually Master Hand and Crazy Hand. The voice is added in post by an actor (never the same actor, they all mimic the first to do a voiceover).
"Why is the internet freaking out over Fish Cushion?!" "Here's why "Fish Cushion" is so popular!" "10 things you didn't know about Fish Cushion!" "Top 5 things we need in a Fish Cushion movie!" "Fish Cushion animated series in the works?" "Fish Cushion charged with 5 counts of sexual assault"
Since I'm such a nice guy- I'll help you with the action figure names: Blueberry Flavored Bruce Willis OdinBoy Roadkill Rat Chuck Rusty McMetalpants Fred And... Spiderbloke.
8:00 Amazing. 27 EU members (probably made before Brexit so 28 at the time) - only 19 of them use the Euro. So choosing 16 flags to put on the million Euro note, you would think they would choose from the 19 Eurozone members - and yet they managed to pick no less than three countries that don't use the Euro, Denmark, Sweden and the UK.
I've heard those LED lights on knockoff figures are added just to get rid of used or even dead batteries. Apparently, shipping batteries inside products is way cheaper. Not sure that's true, but I don't care enough to check it myself.
But Robert, I've got a hunch that the "real" Leonardo is a teenager and not a toddler but I have not kept up with TMNT for at least 25 years so I could be wrong.
8:29 "We interrupt this video for some words from our sponsors." Is it Raycon? Just so you could have wireless earbuds that sound decent at an affordable price after showing off those cheap ones? "But the sponsor is me!" Dammit, you had me there. Still though, it's better than sponsoring RAID: Shadow Legends like a billion other TH-camrs have done! BTW, that fish cushion looks really comfy.
in 100 years, one million euros will be worth roughly what 20 euros is worth now. But you're right they'd probably rename the currency and divide it by 100K and call it MegaEuros or something
The colors on both are a bit off, but I think the mask is closer to Donatello Purple™, while the print on the cape is closer to Leonardo Blue™. Also they might've looked more blue to Ashens, either irl or through the viewfinder/camera screen.
16:48 I think the peg on the inside of his Wakandan shield/brace(r) is supposed to fit in his hand, making it sit more on top of his arm than on the side of it, but still. Also the huge Infinity Stones are supposed to be fitted onto their weapons, and is a feature from official Hasbro figures (6 inch Deluxe Avengers line). Don't know if you could also buy a cheap child-sized Infinity Gauntlet to put them on, but it would sort of be a missed opportunity if not.
But that might decrease its value, think of all the years of reviews that went into producing that dirt! There might even be traces of pizza snack in there.
I’ve loved your content for years my favourites were the timed reviews,are they sure mething you could bring back please?also you should try some home bargains tat!
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Just as FYI, The thing you hit with a gavel is called a sound block. Nobody is sure where they originate from in terms of their use in judiciary, but they see most use in the US today. The senate and house of representatives each have their own ceremonial gavel used to call order. In the UK, the speaker of the house of commons may use a gavel if they choose, but most just shout "order" to bring the house to attention. Most gavels used in auctioneering also have no handle. Source: My granddad collects gavels for some reason.
I have those exact same Faux-pods. They even flash blue and red like yours. I got em from a shop in the US called Five Below for about 8 bucks (go figure), except mine actually sound absolutely amazing! I have no idea what sorcery is going on with them but they're standout! And their batter life is great, too. They easily take me through a few shifts at work.
I don't really know if it's fair to judge the Chinese company for their Captain Marvel figure looking like an angry aunt. They *were* making a Captain Marvel figure.
my favourite bit in Avengers Endgame was when Thanos fired his LED chest laser in an attempt to burn out all the Avenger's eyes
And they had to use rennies to stop him
At least put a spoiler warning dude! Jeez.
There's been a severe lack of 0-3 sad onions this decade. What would our friends at Funtastic think?...
He's shopping in the "adult" section, and outside of Europe, these days.
@@davefish2280 nought to 18 sad onions
That million Euro note is actually legitimate currency, for Nigerian princes.
And nudists from a nude beach planet.
+ the Greeks & Italians.
I just need your bank account details and sort code, sarrr (sir)
You do wonder about all the fake Zimbabwe(an?) dollars that are on there, complete with certificates and everything... As well as the fake packaging with real brand names you can buy.
@@user-lv6rn9cf8m Bouta start stocking up on Zimbabwean currency cos I play 5D Backgammon. And I suck at 2D chess.
Jesus, the clouds of dust coming off the sofa when you hit it
A Totally Ordinary Aubergine it's a workbench basically.
That's asbestos from the breaking/burning of various sub quality items over the years
jadeyxboo yum
its a mixtrue of 45% dust from old items that he's brought, 44% bubble gum from old and newer items and 12% just random crap
And thus Ashens was struck down by consumption and black lung.
When Stuart says each random word I get flashbacks of school spelling tests.
It's the same intonation and everything.
I always had trouble with the word ‘foreign’ when I was like 10
long live super monkey ball 1 and 2
1:58 the fact that a dust cloud rose when you hit the gavel on the couch....this couch has definitely been through it.
those are dead ass skin
Maybe the one direction gum powder?
Maybe it's just talcum powder?
Maybe it’s years of tiny microplastic particles from all the tat he’s opened?
I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too. It gives me an enormous sense of *plastic bag featuring a picture of a chicken*
i was looking for a comment of someone referencing parklife
Hello~
of course
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!
I get up when i want except on wednesdays when i get rudely awakened by the ashens
Are we gonna talk about the fine mist that was ejected from his couch when he smashed it
Food has been consumed on that couch...
F A B Obviously, but thats not just food, its years of cheap tat of questionable origins as well
@@CessnaFlyerVT Meant more that food has been eaten close to the tat dust, gives me shivers.
It came because it couldn’t handle Gavel-Kun’s mighty beating.
Dirt. Watch some of the old videos and see how much cleaner the sofa was then.
I expect fish cushion to be a reoccurring character and eventually take over the channel.
It could team up with The Goose.
@@tncorgi92 Return of Fish Cushion.
Fish Cushion - nice surprise to see a Mitchell and Webb reference (or sounds like it) :D
The fish cushion reminded me of that Mitchell and Webb sketch where the double acts "Fish and Chip" and "Pin and Cushion" both split up so they can form "Chip and Pin" but "Fish and Cushion" end up becoming more popular.
Yes! Was waiting for him to reference that skit.
Found it, same
Life's hard without Chip and Pin.
I've been watching this man's hands for the past ten years.
I've spent hundreds of actual hours watching and rewatching videos featuring his hands.
I think I know his hands better than I know my own. That is to say, I know something like the back of his hand
A no perk $1 tier would nice for us that don’t want anything in return but can’t give recurring multiple dollars but want to support our favorite creators
Psycho Mantis I’ve never seen that button before because you have to go to the pledge page to see it while the tier buttons are on all the pages. But you’re correct
Exclusive patreon contents a sham anyway, just shows people dont care about viewers who dont have money and would rather paywall you to hell and back.
@@ExtremeGamer9951 what? It's an entirely optional thing. It's not mandatory to pay to enjoy the content. Plus TH-cam isn't exactly known for being supportive of creators
@@Sillimant_ So creators should make things more inaccessible to their audience? Incorrect.
@@ExtremeGamer9951 no, don't attempt to put words in mouth you degenerate. It's a bonus for those who want to do more than the average viewer to support a creator. If I could, I would support him without a second of hesitation.
Content isn't free to create, if you didn't know that. Grow up.
They're not Avengers, they're *Avcngcrs.*
@Jackie Tearie that exactly
It hurts my eyes to read this
Eyyyyyy someone else spotted that!
U wot m8 ?
Newsflash: ASHENS' EYESIGHT IS GETTING WORSE!
Fish Cushion was the best item. I now need a Fish Cushion in my life.
Fish Cushion. 🐟
Yes! It's the kind of ironic gift you give someone who you don't want to spend any realy money on. ...or keep it for yourself unironically.
@@platoaugur it is a toy for cats
Here in Finland many shops that sell fishing stuff also sell fish cushions. :)
It reminded me of tree wizard
@@enzofranzini6357 Can touchy fishy?
I thought the title said "Room Random Item Reviews" and thought he was just going to review stuff around his living room
F I J I W A T E R Ashens reviews his sofa, coffee table, coaster, and girlfriend.
Curtains review next week.
I would watch the shit out of that.
Because I watch everything Ashens posts.
Why do I feel that he would do that?
The knockoff Avengers felt like such a throwback for this channel
'Oh it's not actually in very tight', as the actress said to the Bishop.
for some reason "like a bulldog sucking on a wasp" really tickled me, had to pause the video to get the laughter out of my system... then had to pause again right away cause i got the giggles again. I feel like I'm gonna be chortling to myself over that for a good few days.
Ashens should've made 1£ Patreon Tier. It could've granted one (1) "secret" photo of something from his latest Poundland visit.
"Stoned Hobos" would be a good band name.
There's one called the stone cold hobos. Sooooo close.
Also a great answer to "How did you end up in prison?"
More like "how did you get elected?"
Thought the Ashen Patron would have “Tears” rather than tiers...
I want to see a behind the scenes of him behind his camera reaching his arms around. It has to look hilarious!
Soooo... You want Stuart to film himself doing a reach-around?
Now *that's* a Patreon goal.
Ashens selfie cam. Yeah but no but yeah. Possibly.
You fool, don't you know Ashen's only consists of a pair of arms & a disembodied voice. Anyone claiming to be him is an actor.
Eric Pode Ashens is actually Master Hand and Crazy Hand. The voice is added in post by an actor (never the same actor, they all mimic the first to do a voiceover).
No, I'm afraid for magic to die
Now the fish cushion song will be stuck in my head the rest of the day.
Fish Cushion would make a great personal clutch for your wallet, keys and needed things.
RIXRADvidz it’s the opposite of chip and pin! (Thanks Mitchell and Webb)
1:59 The dust of Popstations, Poundland Mugs and Geese
I actually kind of want that fish cushion. I love its slightly bewildered expression.
Ashens: Quite rubbery strong plastic.
Joom: Thank you.
I love that at 1:58 when he hits the sofa with the gavel, a large dust cloud emanates from the sofa 🤣
"Fish Cushion" must have been inspired by "Tree Wizard"
Glad it's not just me
Tree wizarrrrrrd
Back from the dead to create some balloons!
"Why is the internet freaking out over Fish Cushion?!"
"Here's why "Fish Cushion" is so popular!"
"10 things you didn't know about Fish Cushion!"
"Top 5 things we need in a Fish Cushion movie!"
"Fish Cushion animated series in the works?"
"Fish Cushion charged with 5 counts of sexual assault"
Fancy seeing you here jc
All in a single day.
Lol’d super hard at this
Thanos, Union Legend: Using the power of the Infinity Gems to secure improvement in pay, benefit and working conditions of the workers.
I'd say we should vote for him in 5he next general election but then I realised good options aren't real lol
Since I'm such a nice guy- I'll help you with the action figure names:
Blueberry Flavored Bruce Willis
OdinBoy
Roadkill Rat
Chuck
Rusty McMetalpants
Fred
And... Spiderbloke.
Brian M dang marvel must be sweating
Thanos be pissing his tight spandex pants as soon as he hears Chuck and Fred are coming
The female character is disturbingly anatomically correct.
I noted that, too. Superc**t!
Hell of a lot better than that camel-toed alien from his gud crate video
thats one massive gaper
The amount of farts that poofed off that couch when you gavel'ed it.... wonderful.
8:00 Amazing. 27 EU members (probably made before Brexit so 28 at the time) - only 19 of them use the Euro. So choosing 16 flags to put on the million Euro note, you would think they would choose from the 19 Eurozone members - and yet they managed to pick no less than three countries that don't use the Euro, Denmark, Sweden and the UK.
Why did Ashens turn into Weebl when he showed Le Fish-Cüshone?
Robin D. To be fair it’s the only reasonable response to a fish cushion
Cüshôn!
**X-Files theme**
*nerdiness intensifies*
I've heard those LED lights on knockoff figures are added just to get rid of used or even dead batteries. Apparently, shipping batteries inside products is way cheaper.
Not sure that's true, but I don't care enough to check it myself.
Me: Mum, can I have an Avengers action figure?
Mum: We have *AVCNGCRS - UNION LEGEND* at home
As Captain Mongolia (as I have named this bootleg cap) would say, AVCNGRS, ASLMBLL!
"I'm gonna eat you little Fishie... cushion?!" - Kat
"Today's fish is fish a la cushion, enjoy your meal."
*Cat
@@Porkey_Minch Kat* :P
The curtain holder looks like a garotte, and those exact earpods are being sold in my local gordmans for about $16.
Too much Hitman
This mans expressions are summed up in his hands XD
Ah yes . Ashens. The peak of my depression was definitely complete isolation and binge watching these. Thanks for being there 😅
12:36
I think you mean HAOWAN *AVCNGCRS*
I never really realized that Ashens was my favorite youtuber until I clicked his patreon link without a moment's hesitation
"Stern-eyed shirtless boy" is a strong phone case design
The Facebook group Charity shop Shit has been featuring 2 quid mystery boxes from
charity shops. I would love to see you review some of them !
Someone tell Paul and Eli!
Stoned hobo is an appropriate look for the Captain considering the US in the last 10 years.
I don’t think the real Leonardo wears a plastic smock with a picture of himself on it.
That applies to both the Ninja Turtle and his namesake artist. Unfortunately, Ninja Turtles aren't real.
But Robert, I've got a hunch that the "real" Leonardo is a teenager and not a toddler but I have not kept up with TMNT for at least 25 years so I could be wrong.
Unless he's painting...
He would on Halloween!
No, he does.
Fish cushion is a catnip toy for cats. The zip at the base is for the cat nip.
Fish cushion, fish cushion, fish cushion, fish cushion!!!
"They sounded so bad i couldn't use them"
So... just like the real deal, then?
Same with the shyte batteries. A friend of mine has a pair of genuine ones and they've got no fuckin' battery life
They have no fucking bass.
8:29
"We interrupt this video for some words from our sponsors."
Is it Raycon? Just so you could have wireless earbuds that sound decent at an affordable price after showing off those cheap ones?
"But the sponsor is me!"
Dammit, you had me there. Still though, it's better than sponsoring RAID: Shadow Legends like a billion other TH-camrs have done!
BTW, that fish cushion looks really comfy.
4:46 I do in fact have a small child, ever since I built the future small child star.
That's not "Avengers", it's clearly the far superior "Avcngcrs"!
where Captain America was played by Conan O'Brian
@@Rendo86 and Tony Stark was played by Steve Buscemi
@@mynameuhhhleg And where Bruce Banner and Hulk were played by Uwe Boll
I love how Captain America and Captain Marvel look nothing like Chris Evans and Brie Larson but Thanos still looks exactly like Josh Brolin somehow.
That is a disturbingly accurate synopsis of Prison Break.
The fact that the quality of the vids dosent have degradef in all of the years that you make vids is quit satisfying
7:32 I doubt there ever will be a 1 Million Euro note, considering they got rid of the 500€ ones, because "they are only used by criminals". Yeah …
in 100 years, one million euros will be worth roughly what 20 euros is worth now. But you're right they'd probably rename the currency and divide it by 100K and call it MegaEuros or something
@@davefish2280 in 100 years, the EU still existing. Funniest comment yet!
"lazy bastards on other planets can't send a single potato" 😂😂 that line just killed me dude hahaha
4:17 The locality in this case being the UK in the 80's, since they've been called Ninja Turtles here now too for decades,
He talked about it in a previous video too
I haven’t had a video from you served to me in like a year! Thanks youtube, for bringing Ashens back into my life
Isn't the Turtle who wears purple Donatello, not Leonardo?
THANK YOU
But the one who wears blue is Leonardo and the costume is blue.
The colors on both are a bit off, but I think the mask is closer to Donatello Purple™, while the print on the cape is closer to Leonardo Blue™. Also they might've looked more blue to Ashens, either irl or through the viewfinder/camera screen.
It looks closer to blue for me.... Maybe it's one of those things where the color looks different depending on who you are.
@@jonnyOysters "From the people that brought you _The Dress_ and _The Sneaker_ comes a brand new phenomenon... _The Mask_ "
16:48 I think the peg on the inside of his Wakandan shield/brace(r) is supposed to fit in his hand, making it sit more on top of his arm than on the side of it, but still. Also the huge Infinity Stones are supposed to be fitted onto their weapons, and is a feature from official Hasbro figures (6 inch Deluxe Avengers line). Don't know if you could also buy a cheap child-sized Infinity Gauntlet to put them on, but it would sort of be a missed opportunity if not.
Please more bootleg dvd's. I absolutely love those and they are so few. I laughed so hard listening to you boys talking about them.
"She has a new power...heartburn!" had me LMFAO out loud lol
1:57 the amount of dust coming off the brown sofa 🤮
That's quite alarming...
Like smacking a bus/train seat
Thats why its not for sitting on lol
Lmao at that puff of dust that comes out of the couch at 2:00 💨🤣
Get down't Arcade with that curtain clamp you can use it to get 2p's out the sliders.
9:34 is what we’ll keep coming back to, over and over again.
9:38 without title card.
2:00 think the sofa needs a clean 🤣
But that might decrease its value, think of all the years of reviews that went into producing that dirt! There might even be traces of pizza snack in there.
@@mgthestrange9098 🤢
I used to have giant fish cushion body pillows when I was little. I dont know why but I loved those giant fish pillows. Totally worth ordering.
They're more snuggly than actual fish. And they smell better too.
1:58 dust buster needed on set.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fish cushiooon - but I actually have that as a toy for my cat and she loves it
I’ve loved your content for years my favourites were the timed reviews,are they sure mething you could bring back please?also you should try some home bargains tat!
12:37 not Avengers exactly. But it just shows it worked.
I've seen cpt. Marvel on sale titled "AVCNQCRS" too. Same cheap figure but different package.
They made a bootleg version of the Jay Bauman Cap with an LED in its chest?
Now I need to buy stuff on Joom...
“Didn’t come off when I banged it”
- Stuart Ashens, circa 2020
Yo Ashens. You really need to bring back knock off action figure reviews.
What the hell did you think he reviewed, the real genuine officially licensed versions?
Also love the jump cuts and the repetitiveness of the "Fish cushion!" :P
my family have family time watching you and your classic (ive been to the poundland hq)
Those first two figures are surprisingly good looking from a dista-FISH CUSHION.
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Holy shit, an Ashens upload at a decent time? Christmas must have come early!
I wonder if the factories will keep up with the now sudden influx of orders for Fish cushions
Just as FYI, The thing you hit with a gavel is called a sound block. Nobody is sure where they originate from in terms of their use in judiciary, but they see most use in the US today. The senate and house of representatives each have their own ceremonial gavel used to call order. In the UK, the speaker of the house of commons may use a gavel if they choose, but most just shout "order" to bring the house to attention. Most gavels used in auctioneering also have no handle. Source: My granddad collects gavels for some reason.
11:35 That wasn't the Hello I was expecting
I have those exact same Faux-pods. They even flash blue and red like yours. I got em from a shop in the US called Five Below for about 8 bucks (go figure), except mine actually sound absolutely amazing! I have no idea what sorcery is going on with them but they're standout! And their batter life is great, too. They easily take me through a few shifts at work.
"It didn't come out when I banged it." -Ashens.....😏
Put some catnip in the fish cushion and watch a cat go nuts!
Hell yeah more ashens showing off tat.
Uk lawyers dont use gavels. Im not sure if we also don't in Scotland 🤔
And Rinder is a Barrister
4:00 it's Iron Man!
Glad to have this format back
I don't really know if it's fair to judge the Chinese company for their Captain Marvel figure looking like an angry aunt. They *were* making a Captain Marvel figure.
Also if popular media is correct, all Chinese women turn into angry, shouting aunts eventually.
My God... the dust that came out of the sofa during the gavel bit... the dust of how much Christmas / Easter / Valentines Day Poundland guff...
Fiore is Italian for flower, not furious, in case anyone cared.
I do :P
I'm so glad you finally got a Patreon.
hhHHHNNNGGGHHHHH OOOOH FUCK I'M JOOMINNGGGGG
consume the joom chalice
Very accurate username
I fucking lost it at, "Bulldog sucking on a wasp." That was the most hilariously accurate I think I've ever heard something described.
At least he didn't say "bulldog sucking OFF a wasp"
And the $100/month patreon tier gets naked dancing Ashens.
The dust coming out of the sofa when he was hitting it with the gavel lmao