I always make a save right before the party, go defeat the Reapers, then play the party. That way, I can pretend it happens after we defeat the Reapers. :P
Ashley: Not drinking? Is this because of your bone thing? Joker: Yeah, I'm afraid I might get tanked and then pull a gun on Shepard to protect Udina. Wait, hang on, you did that sober! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! BURN!
I always make a save right before the party, go defeat the Reapers, then play the party. That way, I can pretend it happens after we defeat the Reapers. :P
Tali being drunk, Zaeed showing his sensitive side and hitting on a justicar, Vega trashing biotics, Traynor getting off EDI's voice, Kasumi appearing out of nowhere, Javik hanging out with creatures he used to eat, Krogans flexing their kroganhood ... this was so good. It made mass effect look more alive.
@@allykayalltheway6631 So you only ever have worth as a human being if you play with a pea shooter once or twice? The way you gun nerds depend on guns for your self-esteem and masculinity is pretty sad. If that's how you wanna measure yourself, knock yourself out, but don't project your gun fetish on other people. A lot of us don't need or want to be Call of Duty wannabes to have self respect.
When James is asking if Kaidan, Liara and Jacob ever used their biotics for immature things I love that she says 'no never' but Kaidan and Jacob say 'all the time'
Humans who got their powers semi recently and by accident vs Asari who are born with biotics. Of course Liara wouldn't use it for stupid things, she probably got it out of her system a long time ago. 😂😂
I went to a panel at phoenix comicon, the guys for the mass effect panel, one guy said 'the citadel DLC is really bad fanfiction, written really well' and if you think about it, a evil clone? going to a casino, dressing up? a party? all things fanficers would write, but all done right because the original writers did it.
Javik: Foolish rudimentary creatures in my cycle we focused solely on efficiency Shepard: So what did you do? Javik: We threw everything out the airlock!
This is literally the best DLC ever. James is hilarious all the time, drunk Javik is so dry and funny, EDI is hilarious when she knows she's being funny, and Grunt bouncing party crashes is fantastic.
I love Javik's line smth like ''dancing during war is pointless, the Reapers dont dance, except on the graves of their enemies'' thats dark but so funny :D
With the mass effect trilogy remaster which will also include all dlc and promotional content in it which is coming in the spring of 2021 i wonder who will voice zaeed massani since his actor is dead
I like to think that after the war, he and Samara hooked up, he was diagnosed with some fatal disease, and decided to go out his own way - banging Samara.
Grunt: It's pretty ugly out there. Party girl: OMG OMG OMG!!! IT'S COMANDER SHEPARD!!! *I LOVE YOU ;)* Shepard: *sigh....* Keep up the good work, Grunt. Grunt: *turns to screen* NO!!!
15:44 THIS IS A MAN EMERGENCY 18:40 what am i supposed to do for lunch 21:13 There is no box! 26:50 Cheese XD 35:35 enough said 37:20 hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhhahahahohohhehehehehehehehehehahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAheho 46:18 cats and sweaters 48:53 69 53:12 BEST THING EVER 57:10 bubble 1:01:03 history 1:04:46 lol 1:10:03 weapon furniture 1:14:34 Pokerface 1:17:44 Tattoos 1:27:34 THE ENTIRE THING
Like god damn, it's like you have two ex-marine uncles that get so smashed they think everyone outside of the house is an enemy, and you're house is just another target. Lmao Zaeed "Good, don't tell him, he won't understand"
I know this is old, but this is one of my favorite videos to just play in the background. The friendly banter and interactions is pretty relaxing. Awesome video.
41:23 Bruh Female Shephard asking Zaeed if he likes the music and then telling her he always thought you were beautiful to just shh u afterwards killed me. Love this game
Joker's laugh when he asks Edi to dance. That was the best part. That and Kasumi still foaming at the mouth over Jacob doing situps and crunches. Also, they reused Liara's dance animation from flux in ME1 on Miranda but had Liara dancing like ME1 female Shepard...why?
This is the best DLC ever imho, love how they brought everyone back and offered so much quality content. I never did the quiet version before and its really great too
Ok this is nothing short of pure brilliance! I just finished playing this part and listening to the banter of the crew is beyond entertaining. What an amazing job. Thay made my favorite game of all time even better!
They technically date or hook-up (take your pick) later on before the final battle. You can catch them smootching on the Normandy at some random point. Sorry for being Captain Obvious if you already knew. This only happens though if you didn't Romance either of them.
Still missing the old chap. How he sang in the end, and those few lines of him..."someone else might have gotten it wrong" and that he mentions that he would have like to run tests on the sea shells, for his retirement plan. So sad.
Mordin can actually survive, but only if Wrex died in ME1 or ME1 was just skipped. Legion and Thane, however, cannot survive in vanilla ME3. Mordin will never be present, though, I don't think.
Lizard_Buttock You can save Mordin if you destroyed Maelon's data in ME2. Wrex being alive or dead has nothing to do with it. Although betraying Wrex is just sad, I really don't know how people do it.
You missed the line when grunt is in the shower. He says "I'm a space cowboy heh" which is great because his voive actor, Blum, is also Spike from cowboy bebop.
I was always disappointed there was no romance option for her in ME2...guess she was preoccupied with her dead boyfriend and all, but still...would have been cool.
Tali: "Nerrrrrrrd!" Brilliant, best bit of her ever, reference to Solas and Dorian in Inquisition about their Magical Styles and Abilities, Tevinter and Elven and all.
This took the game to another level. Love how you can do the DLC both before and after the final mission, so its not just a send off and goodbye but also a celebration of their victory over the Reapers.
the fact there is an hour and a half of Party banter shows how much time and effort went into the writing of this DLC.
Well it was the send off, but yes it is great that so much care went into the banter. Also some of the banter is so damn good.
I always make a save right before the party, go defeat the Reapers, then play the party. That way, I can pretend it happens after we defeat the Reapers. :P
stick with me bud, im a party legend
They had to, the games ending was really bad
That's were all the money went sure as hell didn't go into the ending of the game
Ashley: Not drinking? Is this because of your bone thing?
Joker: Yeah, I'm afraid I might get tanked and then pull a gun on Shepard to protect Udina. Wait, hang on, you did that sober!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! BURN!
+Ezequiel Morales I like the Jack / EDI clothes one.
1:03:06 if anybody is wondering.
@@jakebishop7822 holy moly that burn must have vaporized her! I wouldn't get to see it because I never let Kaiden or Ashely rejoin the crew.
Oh my god, I was thinking this was just casual but it sounded like he went for the god damn kill.
That was amazing.
I always make a save right before the party, go defeat the Reapers, then play the party. That way, I can pretend it happens after we defeat the Reapers. :P
Lol Grunt as a bouncer/doorman just rejecting everybody cracked me up.
+Mikael Ortmayer I fucking cried watching those clips, omg
"no shepard doesnt have a twin brother called sharpini"
he doesn't even have to do it. lol just enjoying it
I brought a keg of hardcore liquor
*Shepard's clone survives and shows up at the door*
Shepard Clone: I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite party on-
Grunt: No.
"And now we know something about Samara we didn't know a minute ago"
God... Joker reaction about Shepard's dancing proposal... A whole minute of hysterical laughing...
It was pretty fun
Scorpio Flameth and we all know how infamous Shepherd's dance moves are...
When Joker turned into the Joker
No music...
James: MAN THIS MUSIC IS HOT
thx for the lulz RUdigitized XD
you're welcome miranda
"Jeff, do you remember that I am also a Cerberus project?"
Who cut ties, got loose, and started killing all their guys.
"Aw crap..."
😂👏missed opportunity
Joker absolutely should have said that. 😂😂😂
Kasumi claims she's the greatest thief in the galaxy, but it's clear that she is the greatest troll in the galaxy, too.
lol true that
Foolish primitives. Their is no greater troll in the galaxy than Javik.
She is the most underrated character in the trilogy
Tali being drunk, Zaeed showing his sensitive side and hitting on a justicar, Vega trashing biotics, Traynor getting off EDI's voice, Kasumi appearing out of nowhere, Javik hanging out with creatures he used to eat, Krogans flexing their kroganhood ... this was so good. It made mass effect look more alive.
I always mute the Traynor and EDI conversation. It's embarrassing 😳
This is what makes mass effect - MASS EFFECT
And when garrus and zaeed were scheming to booby trap shepards apartment.
41:20"I always thought you were beautiful. There, I said it." Aww how sweet!
Holy shit that roasting session between Miranda and Jack was brutal!
BEST!!!!!!!
They shout just kiss and make up.
33:06
Male!Shep approves.
and somewhere in the sleaziest corners of the internet, someone thinks of rule34ing it
LOL WREX! "THIS IS A MAN EMERGENCY! Take this kid out back & make him do target practice."
+Lord Squaticles Win
Truer words have never been spoken. Anyone worth spit should fire a gun at least once in their lifetime.
Wrex isn't a krogan. He's a bro-gan.
@@allykayalltheway6631 So you only ever have worth as a human being if you play with a pea shooter once or twice? The way you gun nerds depend on guns for your self-esteem and masculinity is pretty sad. If that's how you wanna measure yourself, knock yourself out, but don't project your gun fetish on other people. A lot of us don't need or want to be Call of Duty wannabes to have self respect.
"Definitely no mimes allowed. There's no box! there never was!" is now my favorite Grunt quote.
This isn't in the video, but this is mine; "You just lost the fight for your right to party."
DAMN YOUR, ... lettuce.
Galapegos
" *gurgle* saaad that Hanar can't wear sweaters"
@@TfJedisuper who's a space cowboy?
*He says while the guests are in a small box
When James is asking if Kaidan, Liara and Jacob ever used their biotics for immature things I love that she says 'no never' but Kaidan and Jacob say 'all the time'
Humans who got their powers semi recently and by accident vs Asari who are born with biotics. Of course Liara wouldn't use it for stupid things, she probably got it out of her system a long time ago. 😂😂
When James is hitting on Ashley, his Spanish phrase roughly translates to "you with many curves, and me without brakes" LOL
waht makes me laugh the most about the word " curvas " is that it almost ressembles the polish word " kurwa " which means BITCH
ty i always wondered what he meant my spanish is as good as my chinese .......
@@Zetio2255kcd reference?
I went to a panel at phoenix comicon, the guys for the mass effect panel, one guy said 'the citadel DLC is really bad fanfiction, written really well' and if you think about it, a evil clone? going to a casino, dressing up? a party? all things fanficers would write, but all done right because the original writers did it.
Tali calling Garrus a 'nerd' is whole other level of geekiness! :P
“You won’t retire Garrus. There will always be criminals who deserve bullets in their hea-... I mean justice for their actions.”
Javik: Foolish rudimentary creatures in my cycle we focused solely on efficiency
Shepard: So what did you do?
Javik: We threw everything out the airlock!
LuDimezofKush Just throw it out the airlock.
Commander throw it out the airlock
This is literally the best DLC ever.
James is hilarious all the time, drunk Javik is so dry and funny, EDI is hilarious when she knows she's being funny, and Grunt bouncing party crashes is fantastic.
I love Javik's line smth like ''dancing during war is pointless, the Reapers dont dance, except on the graves of their enemies'' thats dark but so funny :D
@@eriksgasins9086😂😂😂😂
@eriksgasins9086 What does a reaper look like when it dances🤔🤔
Im suprised Shepard didn't just scare off the Reapers with his sick dancing moves.
Dance Battle!!
Damn...Tali knows how to shake it.
I love how Kasumi just keeps randomly appearing and trolling the party.
"I'm sad the Hanar can't wear sweaters." Has to be my all time favorite mass effect line. Thanks Grunt.
Oh my god Traynor needs a girlfriend, that girl is thirsty as the day is long
I think she uses her toothbrush for something else
@@tesseractbutterflyeffect5861 oh god
@@tesseractbutterflyeffect5861 those micro mass effect fields ought to do some serious work
best DLC but it made me very sad with the voice actor behind Zaeed dying and that it was the final piece of content in the shepherd Trilogy
yeah i miss the goddamn man
+000mjd indeed he made Zaeed the awesome character he is
The ending is so sweet to 😩
With the mass effect trilogy remaster which will also include all dlc and promotional content in it which is coming in the spring of 2021 i wonder who will voice zaeed massani since his actor is dead
I like to think that after the war, he and Samara hooked up, he was diagnosed with some fatal disease, and decided to go out his own way - banging Samara.
Grunt: It's pretty ugly out there.
Party girl: OMG OMG OMG!!! IT'S COMANDER SHEPARD!!! *I LOVE YOU ;)*
Shepard: *sigh....* Keep up the good work, Grunt.
Grunt: *turns to screen* NO!!!
"And at the very end we pushed a button! job well done" Garrus cracks me up sometimes
LOL I CANT STOP LAUGHING AFTER Javik said, "Or purchase a time machine so I can escape these primatives."
Same :D
If he had a time machine he would able to save his race from the reapers
If he had a time machine he would able to save his race from the reapers
Shepard, Shepard, Shepard. Wrex, Grunt? Shep-errrr-d! SHEPERRRRRD
"Sitting by one's self and listening to the enjoyment of others is strangely calming." welcome to the hour and a half video of the party, samara.
15:44 THIS IS A MAN EMERGENCY
18:40 what am i supposed to do for lunch
21:13 There is no box!
26:50 Cheese XD
35:35 enough said
37:20 hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhhahahahohohhehehehehehehehehehahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAheho 46:18 cats and sweaters
48:53 69
53:12 BEST THING EVER
57:10 bubble
1:01:03 history
1:04:46 lol
1:10:03 weapon furniture
1:14:34 Pokerface
1:17:44 Tattoos
1:27:34 THE ENTIRE THING
Still can watch this instead of playing ME again and again... And thanks for some kind a "highlights" writing here
Joker laughing for two minutes straight had me laughing for even longer
The screen shaking at Sheeeppeeeerrrddd was amazing.
the identity of the Shadow Broker: the worst-kept secret in the galaxy
"Bad move Cortez, he wanted the duel and he also picked the weapon" lol
I lost it when jack called Tali "dog legs"
Around 2:00 did anyone else hear Tali call out, "I'm having another!", followed by Wrex responding with, "Don't make me come over there!"
Slight correction-- listen VERY closely, and it's Grunt saying it, instead of Wrex; it's Steve Blum's very distinct growl that gives it away.
tecs513 I heard it lol.
I heard it, too.
is Garrus and Zaeed doing drunk home defense??
It's mass effect's version of home alone. Instead of two bumbling thieves, the traps ward off cybernetic eldritch abominations.
ccghidorah1 And Evil Clones. I would watch that.
Like god damn, it's like you have two ex-marine uncles that get so smashed they think everyone outside of the house is an enemy, and you're house is just another target. Lmao Zaeed "Good, don't tell him, he won't understand"
Listen to the conversation when you romance Garrus. Him and Zaaed are hilaroius XD
Drunk is the only time for home defense
R.I.P. Robin Sachs, always make sure Zaeed survives
Gotta make sure he stays a big goddam hero.
I know this is old, but this is one of my favorite videos to just play in the background. The friendly banter and interactions is pretty relaxing. Awesome video.
41:23 Bruh Female Shephard asking Zaeed if he likes the music and then telling her he always thought you were beautiful to just shh u afterwards killed me. Love this game
[Wrex Intensifies]
I love this DLC because it really shows how much the devs paid attention to the playerbase and their community, in-jokes, and comments.
When the publisher stays the fuck out of the way and just lets the developers work.
Man. Now I ship Zaeed and Samarra.
Garrus (1:29:03) -“Looks broken I’m sure Shepard won’t notice!!!”
Grunt's line of "I'm sad hanar can't wear sweaters," goddamn it that was funny
AHAHAHAHAHAH that part with Grunt at the elevator... I'M FUCKING CRYING HAHAHAHAHA
Joker's laugh when he asks Edi to dance. That was the best part. That and Kasumi still foaming at the mouth over Jacob doing situps and crunches. Also, they reused Liara's dance animation from flux in ME1 on Miranda but had Liara dancing like ME1 female Shepard...why?
cuz she drunk
Lmao
Bioware reads the lesbian Jack and Miranda fanfic
no it doesn't
if legion, thane and mordin was their it would be the best party. but, they all died :(
Noisy Heretic Dingus: Dr Chawkwas too!!
Ken and Gabby ^^
DAAAAamnnnn those 3 would have had great stories to tell
The Best RPG of all Time!! And the Best God damn crew you can get
Best RPG ever? What a joke! There were so many decisions that didn't matter!
@@williamkerfoot8039 Suicide mission?
@@galacticquasaur2956 Be fair, a number of the characters were replaced with replacements. Either way, the song remained the same.
Shepard dancing: Garrus: we should broadcast it and send it to the reapers. They either melt down fly away or fall in love
This DLC is a god damn treasure.
41:14 This honestly caught me off guard. Zaeed my dude that kind of smooth
This is the best DLC ever imho, love how they brought everyone back and offered so much quality content. I never did the quiet version before and its really great too
Ok this is nothing short of pure brilliance! I just finished playing this part and listening to the banter of the crew is beyond entertaining. What an amazing job. Thay made my favorite game of all time even better!
42:41 James dancing OMG xD
cloudgirl150 45:15 What James is saying is “Ashley, you with so many curves, and I without brakes.”
Shepard should have invited harbinger :D
Harbinger showin up be like: Ey this door kinda small.
Everyone else: 😱😱😱😱
"Maybe it's just the conditioning of one James Vega!"
..gotta love The Iron Bull ;)
the omega 4 relay will be nothing compared when these two end with that mortal trap of apartment
Nothing will ever beat this. Mass Effect will always be game number 1
Edi "your dancing closely resembles Shepard's"
Joker "Low blow"
my reaction just couldn't stop laughing at that one
tali acting out liara lol!!!!! I laughed so hard.
that was classic
that part is pure gold i died haha
I was so sad you could not let that dancing vorcha in.
He looked like he was doing the gmod dance too lol
1:30:39 did tali just admit to having a thing for garrus
They technically date or hook-up (take your pick) later on before the final battle. You can catch them smootching on the Normandy at some random point. Sorry for being Captain Obvious if you already knew. This only happens though if you didn't Romance either of them.
If you don't romance Tali she gets with Garrus.
@@allykayalltheway6631 me as femshep in horror after learning l can't romance her now
Garrus with maleshep: Best fuckin bro
Garrus with femshep: Most supportive and loving bf
Looks like you're not the only dancing machine at this party!
Ba-dum-sii!
ahahahahahahaha grunt and wrex just saying shepard is fuckin hilarious
wonder what this party would of been like with mordan....
i'd pay to see that.^^
Still missing the old chap. How he sang in the end, and those few lines of him..."someone else might have gotten it wrong" and that he mentions that he would have like to run tests on the sea shells, for his retirement plan. So sad.
Problematic
Mordin can actually survive, but only if Wrex died in ME1 or ME1 was just skipped. Legion and Thane, however, cannot survive in vanilla ME3. Mordin will never be present, though, I don't think.
Lizard_Buttock You can save Mordin if you destroyed Maelon's data in ME2. Wrex being alive or dead has nothing to do with it. Although betraying Wrex is just sad, I really don't know how people do it.
"Good. Don't tell him. He won't understand." xD
37:21...I think Shepard broke Joker....
SHEPAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
[initiate uncontrollable laughing for almost 5 minutes straight]
I never thought i'd say it, but Zaeed confessing to Fem-Shep was fucking adorable.
Joker: *laughs his ass off at Shepard offering to dance*
*dances EXACTLY LIKE SHEPARD*
X'D
I wanted this.
THANK YOU..
Theres no way i could see all variants...
i like the crew too much.
Liara's disgusted noise at 23:32 . . . Cassandra would be proud.
Also Ashley's and Vega's flirting is difficult to endure. *cringe*
"This tastes like the southbound end of a northbound goat" omg I have to remember that one 🤣
You missed the line when grunt is in the shower. He says "I'm a space cowboy heh" which is great because his voive actor, Blum, is also Spike from cowboy bebop.
Tali's tattoo is best tattoo.
20:35 “Grunt... keep up the good work.” My favorite moment
Grunt: I'm sad Hanar can't wear sweaters.
Fun fact: Tali is likely the second-youngest of the Normandy crewmembers, right after Grunt.
You forgot EDI. She's 3, barely older than Grunt.
@arlom5132 But she's not part of the crew, she's part of the ship. Only the Dutchman does both.
I love how Garrus and Zaeed are just fortifying Shepards house.
I love Garrus in the background,
“Ok, that did it, where’s my sniper rifle” 🤣
57:00 "help me I'm in a bubble!" LOL
I laughed hysterically!!!!!
hey realize its a few years later but my favorite scenes are the ones with Miranda and Jack roasting each other. Hilarious
"hangover is tue best tume to train, it makes you mad at every loud noise" - ROFL
classic
It's like the best Mass Effect fanfic ever. Written by Bioware. :D
Why am I not surprised that Jack likes double-fisting her drinks?
37:20 is everything. Lmfao.
7:27 Or purchased a time machine so I could escape all these primitives. LOL JAVIK
Kasumi is now my favorite character XD
She just comes out of no where to comment at the best times
gg
In terms of fun companion banter, I would say she is number one.
She's been mine since ME2
I was always disappointed there was no romance option for her in ME2...guess she was preoccupied with her dead boyfriend and all, but still...would have been cool.
"Oh, you need more snacks? ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!!!"
Tali: "Nerrrrrrrd!" Brilliant, best bit of her ever, reference to Solas and Dorian in Inquisition about their Magical Styles and Abilities, Tevinter and Elven and all.
How could Tali make a reference to a game that wasn't even out yet?
This took the game to another level. Love how you can do the DLC both before and after the final mission, so its not just a send off and goodbye but also a celebration of their victory over the Reapers.
I usually get all the other missions out of the way before doing this DLC.
A bit of R&R before going to Cerberus HQ and Earth.
I love it! And the end with the oicture... TOTALY UNKNOWN TO ME! Neat!
Wrex:"You know what this is? It's a man emergency!"
The Citadel DLC is the perfect apology for the ending.
Watched the whole thing. Thanks for uploading.
While Joker was laughing I could vaguely hear Tali laughing too.