Roasting Bert Kreischer, Jim Norton, and Tony Hinchcliffe Turns into CHAOS
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2024
- David Lucas on Kill Tony. KILL TONY #602 - BERT KREISCHER + WHITNEY CUMMINGS + JIM NORTON
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David Lucas was born in Macon, GA. He started acting an early age, performing in numerous stage plays at the Macon Little Theatre. He relocated to Hollywood where he was a contestant on, “MTV Yo Momma”. He has since written for several television shows and continues to perform stand up all over the country (for such comedians as Louis CK, Erik Griffin, Joe Rogan, Brendan Schaub, Tony Hinchcliffe, Bert Kreisher, DL Hughley and many more) He is a regular on Kill Tony. Catch him on tour currently with Brendan Schaub and Joe Rogan!
"You look like Lizzo dressed as Shug Knight for Halloween..." has to be one of the best burns I've heard in a long time. Jim Norton is a savage... 🤣You the man too David!
The 'they make my wallet disappear' line also slayed
Norton use to spare with Patrice O'Neal, he came READY. 😂
@@CharifRockalol he probably already had some burns lined up too
@@warpony123Jim? Like specifically for Lucas? I highly doubt it. If you listened to the Opie and Anthony you'd know Jimmy is one of the funniest, quickest, off the cuff comedians of all time. The stuff that came out of his mouth 4 hours, 5 days a week. All improv.
That’s up there with, “you wish you were in cancer shape”. 😂😂
Jim roasting him back feels like a sign of respect. Probably brought him back to the days of going back and forth with Patrice.
Patrice was most definitely in that room.
@@CharifRocka except he had beetle juices face
Thank you for keeping his name alive! RIP.
💯
Having Bert and Whitney on with Jim was a horrible call.
David roasted Whitney by not including her name in the video title gawd damn
Ice cold
Maybe because he didn't roast her
shes not a comedian
@@MarcRebilletClips That is the joke
@@hawaiian_judge5113 … If he put “Roasts Whitney” in the title it would be misleading because he doesn’t even mention her if you watched the video.
whitney is out of control cringe
She has zero self awareness and nothing to contribute to the show
looks like shes on some weird drugs
fr imagine trying to copy berts already overused and unfunny shtick of taking his shirt off
Never forget her hard stance on “me too” yet she groped Wendy Williams live in air, made Wendy visibly uncomfortable and had to be to not do it again.
Someone lock her up and throw the key
Ill always watch a david lucas video for the simple fact that he once told tony “you look like a dildo mechanic” ive never laughed that hard in my life
I just died laughing reading this😂😂😂
Imma look for that 😂😂😂
Fuck what episode
To me it was the time David told Tony he looks like a gay gallon of milk now David is cousin lol
Jim Norton killed David Lucas
Whitney Cummings is beyond unbearable
Who would've guessed Bert would try to make it about himself? I'm shocked.
Yeah the more I hear from him the more apparent it becomes that he's not funny.
yeah berts run is getting close to its end. he is moving into Kevin Hart territory where its the same thing over and over.
I don't think people appreciate how he immediately undermined part of David's joke, though.. by immediately telling the whole room about David's whole family watching Madea with him right after David Lucas said black people would never get on board the trans stuff lol it was actually the funniest part of the whole clip. I'm not sure he did it intentionally, though...
@@rynecology Madea ain’t trans
@@judbaker5752 a man wearing a dress and acting like a woman... if you say that's not the same exact thing, idk what to tell you. I, personally, can't get behind it.
Norton is getting older but still has one of the quickest wits around and survived the NY scene when roasting was just for fun with the greatest roasters of all time Patrice, Giraldo and Di Paolo. Why did Whitney and Bert cut it off so soon? Wish Lucas went after Whitney when they did that.
Because Whitney and Bert aren’t funny all they do is get jokes Laid up to them and even then they’re only funny every once and a while
Jim is nothing compared to Chip
Jim was amazing on Tough Crowd. 👌👌
Jim is a comedian....old school and I luvvvvvbbb it
Comedians are incredible because as long as they’re sharp, they only get GREATER with age
Bert “forcing it” Kreisher
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Remake of Deliverance? You know who would be the raped by a hillbilly.
Bert "try-hard" kreischer
@@nickcrifase1850 try harder and you might be funny too.
Whitney spitting water all over Norton to try to be funny is the most Whitney thing I’ve ever seen
The look on JN's face is like 'wtttfffff'
shes a moron
Ironic because she yells at the one guy to take his beer away from Jim’s face, and calls him a legend to get an applause. She is insufferable.
Watch her special
@@ice9982 or don’t.
Norton is probably one of the toughest matches.. love the personalized set. I wish we could see a fishing with Jim. Great job as always, I hope David never leaves kill Tony!
IMagine David on Opie and Anthony back in the day
@@SemajRaff Imagine David being in the O n A studio with Patrice
@@deathmetal8259 BRUH
Norton had top tier training at the Patrice academy.
One of the best roasts I’ve ever heard from him in real time.
His set on the Vos roast was incredible
The fact that Bill Burr would dodge the club sometimes just because some days he didn't feel like dealing with Patrice's onslaught says how ruthless it was back then. Jim was tempered in the fire for sure.
Patrice was a trainee at Tough crowd.
@@blakeb536 Vos’ tooth shnuck out 😂
David brings the fun to kill tony
And bert takes it away....
@@BruceWayne-lm1yc Bert's half and half. Dicotomy of Bert.
David brings the kill to kill Tony. How did you not see that line?
He’s literally the only funny thing about the show!
Bert be like "last night was a movie"
Bert can’t think of a joke = take shirt off
Such a corn ball.
he IS the joke
Bro I do NOT understand fans of this guy
@@YeahBass3k the worlds full of idiots. It’s not that surprising. Anyone with an ounce of intelligence would see straight through his shitty fake personality.
Can't argue with a proven formula.
His Machine story is incredible, even if it's probably embellished for comedic purposes. He's just a likeable guy who wants to please everyone, like a big happy dog. If you don't like him, you're probably not a dog person. And may be jealous of likeable people. He's still probably 7/10 funny but he's a solid entertainer
Bert knows how to kill a show
Bert + Whitney is so cringe holy shit
True dat😢
like bobby lee Getting naked
idk whos worse, him or whitney
@@dylancarl1438 Yes
Norton killed it!😂
Whitney and Bert CRINGE!!CRINGE!!CRINGE!!
It's weird when Jim Norton is least disgusting guest comic on the panel XD
WHITNEY IS NOT ALLOWED BACK
Nor Bert. They are just awful
@@saljewsteinbergowitz Elaborate how theyre both awful...??
Bert and Whitney have to make it about themselves.... desperately
For everything weird about Jim, he is a comedy genius 😂
One of my top 5 for life
Angry norton is top 5
At least he’s honest
Bert constantly trying to go viral 😆
Keyword: trying
It's never natural and just comes off cringey
Yeah agreed he’s a in tolerable fat clown
@@shawna4309 he's the guy who was never cool growing up who is finally getting some attention. That's all... he wants to be the center of attention at all times.
@@shawna4309 y'all corny...Bert been like that his entire career, y'all new to the game talkin shit
@@thottydagod457 "Bert been like that his entire career"
Yes, he's been a corny, center of attention needing tryhard for his entire career. I've known about Bert for YEARS. Nothing new about me. He screams of the insecure old man still trying to hang on to his youth by being obnoxious af.
Whitney tweaked out on the on Adderall.
Bert always makes it about himself
In a roast - Bert is a prime subject.
Somebody get Whitney tf outta there
ikr
I watched this by myself and everytime Whitney or Bert talked or even did a face I had to say "shut the fuck up" out loud
she can come to my house tbh
@@94tegLSatMSC Facts
fuckin cringe, that lady
whitney is so far gone
Thank you Jim! His comebacks are legendary.
Why does Whitney Cummings need to ruin everything
"Bert goes do me! do me!" just to say something into the mic. Interesting tactic.
whitney is an actually funny comedian. she wasn't the problem at all. Bert was, he always pulls off that cringy "taking my shirt off" move instead of saying something funny and piss viewers off. whitney was just unlucky to be in the same night as bert !
@@MehrdadParthian you’re out of your mind. They are as cringe as each other. Whitney Cummings is horrendous physically, mentally and comically as she just twitches from taking to much adderall
@@MehrdadParthian Did you really watch this video? Whitney is cringy all the way through. The faces. The gestures. The head on the table. The repeting what others say. The laughing to hard on something medium funny. The imitating Bert on taking her shirt. Her need for attention is just sad.
@@jon3voltas alot of comedians are free stylers like david lucas. and alot more of em are writers who would perform their material in their special. just because whitney and bert can't come up with something funny on the fly that doesn't mean they're not funny. whitney specially is extremely funny in her special and her material is A+ followed by an even better performance on the stage. but they're still doing their best to entertain people as guests even though improvisational comedy is not their forte.
i know this'll fly over your head. because you don't understand comedy, or being a performer for that matter.
He roasted her by not roasting her.
Lmao.
Love how quick Jim is and has alway been. The Patrice and Beet joke was way too old a refrence for this crowd, so he just came in with Lizzo and torn it all down.
Jim Norton is funnier than everyone in that room combined.
bert and whitneys forced laughing should be edited out of this
Is Whitney spun outta her mind??😵😬 She's tweaking hard AF 👀
Ask her son, Tim Dillon. She's been worrying the boy lately.
Whitney ruins great moments
i haate to say it but whitney comes off as a massive grifter here.
Holy hell Earthworm Jim slammed David Diabeetus
Whitney and Bert together, Help
It’s insane how much content you can generate off that 1 minute set.
Jimmy is absolutely the quickest in Comedy. The best "Mr. Jim Norton"
I genuinely laughed at David's minute and this whole clip was pretty damn funny
Cool
Racist. You wouldn't have laughed at him if he was white Nazi
Lol Whitney and Bert have to make it about themselves when they aren’t being the funniest in the room. Can’t stand them. I could watch David and Jim roast eachother for hours. 😂 too funny
What do you mean, "When they're not the funniest in the room"? when have they ever been funny, never mind the funniest?
LMAO
@@ellendillon4493
This Norton guy is funny,
He should pursue a career in comedy. 👏
David is one of the best, but Jim Norton is a God level roaster... He would spar with Patrice, Nick Dipaolo, Anthony Cumia, Rich Vos, ect. On the Opie & Anthony show.
Holy hell Whitney and Bert? Cringe lords
I can’t get enough of David. This guy owns every room he walks in.
Only a true narcasist would beg to get roasted.
Bert still thinking taking off his shirt is funny. That shit is sad.
Bert and Whitney both had a competition on who could get the most attention away from David and Norton
Jim Norton for the win!😂
Jim got you with that lizzo joke. Most people sleep on Jim's roasting abilities.
Jim Norton was great in American History X and fight club lol
I was nervous for Jim on this one but he didn't disappoint
Fucking veteran man.
He has lightened up a bit since his days as the rabid goblin of the OnA show. But that's still the same savage lil yimmy.
Whitney trying to make Jim’s already funny joke seem funnier was hard to watch. Bert just as bad. Those two didn’t need to be there
Bert is sooooo full of himself it’s sad
Whitney is too much
At about 00:30 Jim looks him up and down and you see the wheels turning. He had that Lizzo joke locked and loaded.
I've noticed alot if comedian doing that when he comes on. Loading up somthing cause they know he come ready
You were hilarious. Whitney wasn’t tho when she started yelling roast me too, roast me too! After Bert was like me next she soooo cringe. Tony must been desperate. Jim was hilarious.
Poor Jim Norton having to be up there with them for the whole show 😞
Bert, a guy whose bit is taking off his shirt and referencing his machine joke from twenty years ago. Utter cringe
"you look like a substitute teacher when its cold outside" fucking killed me
Me to and I'm trying to understand why
Bart and whitney are the most annoying comics ever. Put them together for a narcissistic super show.
The world would be a better place if nobody ever handed Whitney or bert a microphone again 😂
Damn Bert isn’t even funny to laugh at anymore. He’s just annoying and really delusional
I freakin LOST it when Jimmy roasted David. David 1minute Set was great too! Shyt was hilarious 😂😂😂. Love when comedians collaborate.
Who's fake hysterical laugh was better, Winnie or Bart??
I really wish I could find a comedy video without Bert one time!
Can you believe how UNFUNNY Whitney and Bert are? It's WILD it's like they don't even understand humor.
That LIzzo Suge Knight joke killed! Jim Norton is a genius.
It killed because it's true 😂
Whitney and Bert should make the worlds most unfunny child
Your laugh is funnier than Bert’s entire comedy career.
When he attacked Jim Norton, at that moment he knew he fucked up😂
Lizo dressed like Suge Night was a great joke but not to the extent where you have to stand up do all that and take your shirt off 🤷🏻♂️
Bro fuck that guy right Jesus never hated a man so much
Bert never disappoints to liked and disliked almost instantaneously 😂
Wow. Whitney looks so bad now. i hope shes doing okay.
lmfao the “do me do me” is goofy 💀🤣
It's just cringe. Bert is so gay. and the woman may even be worse
Whitney looks like John Travolta in his 2nd hour of make up for "Battlefield Earth".
Perfect!
David would have killed it at the Bert Kreischer roast. But probably lucky he wasn't there because it was a disaster
Lucas is a beast but you can't step-up to guy who spent every night at the cellar in a group consisting of patrice O'Neil,Kevin Hart, rich vos,colin quinn,bobby Kelly,bill burr, and Keith robinson
No one can come close to Norton on the fly especially when it comes to insults.
Whitney is basically the female Bert to me
Is it just me or is Whitney starting to look more and more like a Transformer?
Best part of Whitney’s career has nothing to do with her hack stand up comedy. She got lucky with two broke girls. Best part of Bert’s career is knowing Tom segura
Absolutely love David. You deserve all the props. For me, that minute was your best. It reminded me of those scenes of black people going nuts over David Blaine. Yea, going after Norton is a ballsy thing to do, my man.
The hack comics Whitney Cumjuice and Bart Cracker had alot of energy listening to actual funny jokes
This was actually hilarious. I find some the kill tony stuff can get kind of cringe sometimes but you guys were made to make fun of each other 🤣
The tittle should be, “ shouting over Jim Norton to step on his punchlines”
Two weeks in a row real comedians have made this bully look hack
Jim really is in a whole other league compared to trash Bert and Whitney
thw two unfunniest ones trying to compensate hard...sit down and laugh like normal people...geez
Wish they kept roasting each other for longer, Norton is a beast
Little Jimmy is an all timer
Bert’s squealing is nonsense.
What?! OXNARD!! Hope my hometown treats you well!!
Oxnard Durley Park Bred
@@joshuadavidbeatz ayyy thats whats up! Colonia park bred But i got love for all the 805!
Would've been nice if Bert and Whitney weren't there. Would've loved to hear Norton go back and forth with David for a little bit.
I can’t believe there was a time when I actually found Bert funny
I can't believe you believe there is such a time.
You have low standards for funny.
@Dave Lane that’s why I said “I can’t believe.” You don’t always have to argue when someone says something you don’t like….
@Dave Lane The people who think he's funny are just like him.
im so happy im not alone and have never liked him,that machine story was always so annoying i never forget how cocky and fake it sounded @@Roland_Duson
Just watching this clip tells me I won't be able to stomach the whole episode with Bert and Whitney on, already annoyed by them.
That was a good one
That's what I'm here for zaddy to make you drool
I dont think Whitney Cummings did enough lines before the show, girl tweaking like she came from a rager
😂😂🤣 SO Dope! You didn't really want it with Norton, huh? 😂😂🤣
He wasn't afraid to aim his wit at you and say "you look like..." Most guys, even big names look terrified when you walk up. You actually looked nervous this time, sucking on that vape like a baby bottle. That was awesome and should have lasted longer!
When your not fishing, you make me laugh.. you rock... book palm beach, we will take you real fishing.. don't worry you can bring your lil gay friend if you want, lol.
lol