Have I watched all of Kolanii’s videos countless times already? Yes. Am I going to watch them again in a 2 hour compilation and enjoy every second immensely? Of course.
It's a 2 hour video but it feels like a 10 minute video. It's just this good that Kolanii gave me the ability to travel through time physically and spiritually. Amazing.
0:00 Intro 0:36 I Spent 24 Hours Getting As Rich As Possible 24:34 I Built The Most Over The Top Nether Portal In Minecraft Hardcore 42:16 I Mapped Out 24,987,432 Blocks To Build This In Minecraft Hardcore 1:04:54 2000 Dogs Vs Minecraft Hardcore 1:20:53 I Collected Every Illegal Item In Minecraft Hardcore 1:44:14 I Put An Entire Ocean In The Nether In Minecraft Hardcore
I have watched countless YT MC creators and you my good sir are by far the most enjoyable no bullshit creator I have had the pleasure of watching. I have yet found anyone who makes content quite as enjoyable as that you produce, top tier mate truly top tier!
started feeling absolutely awful emotionally a few hours ago and this video is just so nice. your humor and content is the perfect mix of distraction and laugh inducing
It's outrageous that this is a 2 hour video and I have no doubts I'm going to be able to watch it all the way through without getting bored, That's seriously how you know this is true entertainment.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. Which is Kolanii? Yes. The sheer dedication to each of these builds is amazing, and the end products are always top-notch.
the question about the spoon icon for mining fatigue got me thinking. the obvious answer is that mining fatigue makes you feel like you’re mining with a spoon, that’s how slow you’re going. but another answer that i like to think of is the common use of “spoons” equating to energy for people with chronic illness or disabilities, chronic fatigue syndrome being an example. often times you’ll hear people with chronic illness say they don’t have enough spoons for a certain task, which basically just means they don’t have enough physical or mental energy to do it. which is also pretty fitting, having a spoon icon for mining fatigue.
I wanted to let you know that when you trade absorbent amounts of items to a villager they will actually see that as profitable and raise their trades for a few days. I had cartographers that I sold one glas pane for one emerald and if I sold way to much in a few days they'd raise them like crazy unless I left them alone for a bit. It's a strange thing, but very cool detail for Mojang to have put in.
Kolanii is that one TH-camr that you binge watch all his videos multiple times, forgets he exists, then he posts again and you repeat the process all over
This video single handedly inspired me to both subscribe to you and return back to Minecraft because the creative potential of this community never ceases to amaze me.
Alternate video title: Kolanii Cheekily Pretends to Resent Minecraft and Be Bad At It While Astounding All of Us With His Skill for Two Hours - A Movie
Broski really just found one of the rarest mobs to exist at hour 5 and laugh while it suffocated itself and die.... This is why i love watching his videos
Oml. This man's dedication and motivation is jaw dropping. I can't even find the motivation to clean my room and he's putting in literal months of effort to break his Minecraft world. Just incredible 🤣
Tons of respect, it's an amazing vid! great work, I look forward to future content! Side note: Did anyone else notice the splice when he "successfully" did the 360 in his elytra at 33:38? if not, you can use the comma and period keys on your keyboard to look at it frame by frame.
Holy Moly where have you been all my life?!? You are an absolute riot in the best way possible. The way your mind works is brilliant and I had the most fun 2 hours watching this! Can you be my spirit animal or my patronus!? 😇😅 Can't wait to watch your other content!
Seeing the intro to your end world and not knowing what was in it, I actually thought the black concrete was the actual void. It's so frickin realistic! Good job Kolanii!
Will I watch every single video of kolanii's video atleast 2-4 times? Yes. Will I watch every second of a 2 hour compilation of his videos atleast 1-3 times play be more? Yes. Sidenote: your lucky dude. There is a 5% chance of finding a baby piglin riding a chicken. Specifically a baby piglin
Already watched these videos so many times over. . so glad to see them all together. Weirdest thing though? I’m just now thinking about the portal tree. . what if there was netherack instead of the smooth stone in the *portal?* Sure, it’s not a detail you’ll look too hard at, but still, would’ve added more realism now that I thought about it
I just saw that this got uploaded and i am about to watch this thing entirely like it’s the sense of my life. Nothing can prevent me from watching this 2h thing right now, not even a tsunami. I’d then sit on a fucking nearby mountain with all the citizens while watching your video, when all the people around me just being traumatized and in panic mode, because of the fact that their houses are full with ocean. I love you Kolanii❤️
Considering warped trees are supposed to look like giant fungi that just happen to have convergently taken on the same behavior as actual trees, a big mass at the top as opposed to a structure of branches and leaves growing off of them arguably fits considering it is, in all intents and purposes, just a big mushroom.
3:17 Him going "Aah there were three!" And then realizing he mine it with his iron pickaxe making him go "No!" as he throws it away like a little kid throwing a tantrum is the most adorablest thing I've ever seen a grown man do.
Kolanii’s luck as actually just insane. The deep dark has been around for over two years and I have only found one (which wasn’t even a city) meanwhile this guy finds one as soon as he goes underground😂
Kolanii is honestly GOATED. Unlike majority of popular Minecraft youtubers, he doesn't scream his britches out like a goddamn infant in grown man's body, the videos are extremely high quality all the way from the editing, the actual accomplishments within the game and the guy's like legitimately funny, I find this guy's dry humor great
Erm ackshually it’s a pether mortal because of the portal being on the outside and the obsidian being on the inside Edit: I read it again and you were correct oopsies
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brb making 2000 days
chill out man, take a break first atleast
bros trying to speedrun videos
Just casually take time out his life for our entertainment
Edit: NO WAY I JUST GOT 100 LIKES
Finally another video thank you thank you
CHIIIILL
2 hours of kolanii is actually heaven
Could'nt agree more ^^
Yep
Lol 😂😂
This
exactly
"I found a small island and took everything" A TRUE BRITISH MAN!
Just as king charles III intended
48:29
Bruh
This man is out here casually setting the standard for hardcore like it’s nothing
na that’s LukeTheNotable but he’s still good
@@callumchertavian4843 lmao
does philza mean nothing to you
@@kunimno1563 i’m taking specifically the “1000 days” model. ofc philza had a long ass hardcore world
@@allmoneyinnomoneyout2046 i mean he has an emerald tower, an emerald lawn, an emerald wall, and a emerald town
Mad respect for Kolanii and his editor🎉
yeah!!
i wish i had an editor... lol
i’d say the respect is pretty happy
@@Kolanii Mad respect for Kolanii and Kolanii for editing all these videos🎉
@@KolaniiI like kollani he is fun to watch I will watch this whenever I am board
I just love how he matches the building sounds to the music beat. It's a subtle detail but makes boring parts of building a bit more entertaining.
and its so satisfying
Agreed, and I know you didnt ask for a recommendation but Aust tends to do the same in his videosso you may want to check them out
A lot of people do that btw
Have I watched all of Kolanii’s videos countless times already? Yes.
Am I going to watch them again in a 2 hour compilation and enjoy every second immensely? Of course.
same here bro
I was literally about to make the same comment lol
yes.
..yep
Never gets old
It's a 2 hour video but it feels like a 10 minute video.
It's just this good that Kolanii gave me the ability to travel through time physically and spiritually.
Amazing.
no its not
true
@@Maxakai why you just say no its not to everybody
@@gurkha630 no its not
It actchaly fells like a 6 hour vid for me at the beginning!
1:04:24 “i’m never spawning the Ender dragon ever again” …well boy do I have some news for you
Such Hermitcraft level dedication on the builds and I respect it so much. First video I’ve watched of yours, definitely gonna watch more
U watched the culmination of all kolanni videos, and this is ur first video of 2 hours. Dedication bro
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0:00 Intro
0:36 I Spent 24 Hours Getting As Rich As Possible
24:34 I Built The Most Over The Top Nether Portal In Minecraft Hardcore
42:16 I Mapped Out 24,987,432 Blocks To Build This In Minecraft Hardcore
1:04:54 2000 Dogs Vs Minecraft Hardcore
1:20:53 I Collected Every Illegal Item In Minecraft Hardcore
1:44:14 I Put An Entire Ocean In The Nether In Minecraft Hardcore
thank you
helpful
Ty
2:02:56 Snack Break With Fish
Ummmm your some good fans
I have watched countless YT MC creators and you my good sir are by far the most enjoyable no bullshit creator I have had the pleasure of watching. I have yet found anyone who makes content quite as enjoyable as that you produce, top tier mate truly top tier!
Australia type comment
Warden: *exists*
Kolanii: And i took that personally
Talking about in real life
petas calling
I mean I do to
the warden dog fight bit is still probably the most outlandish thing done. Its almost comedic how well it worked
Can we all agree that kolanii is the most mind distracting, most hilarious, and just makes people’s day just by being himself.
started feeling absolutely awful emotionally a few hours ago and this video is just so nice. your humor and content is the perfect mix of distraction and laugh inducing
@@DeezNuts-np4jowhat the hell
@@DeezNuts-np4jo lumpy boy
@@cat-of-the-internetit’s a hormonal time 🤷🏻♀️ lmfaooooo
same here dood. hope your tonight or today has been fab tho 😄
@@DeezNuts-np4jo imagine “she” is a he and he/she is 10😂😂😂😂
Congrats bro, love your content, you've inspired me to keep playing
"I like Smite"
*Kolanii has just earned the achievement: Brand new sentence!*
It's outrageous that this is a 2 hour video and I have no doubts I'm going to be able to watch it all the way through without getting bored,
That's seriously how you know this is true entertainment.
L
L
L@@bladepopsoff4853
Ahh yes, another video of this man making me question his sanity for 2 hours
The best hardcore youtuber ever! Love the video’s
no its not
@@Maxakaithat’s your dam opinion
@@katiegomez4765 no its not
@@Maxakaieverybody likes someone else
rewatching kolanii build the end stuff makes the big ass portal video way more painful
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. Which is Kolanii? Yes. The sheer dedication to each of these builds is amazing, and the end products are always top-notch.
The effort this man puts into each video and the editing process, is just amazing. Loving the content! Let’s go to 2000 days like it’s nothing!
This is my white noise when I sleep
Kolanii is the only TH-camr I’ve seen that makes 1000 days genuinely interesting
Check out loony.
REAL
I've watched all of these many times but having a collection is great. I can't wait to see what comes next.
the question about the spoon icon for mining fatigue got me thinking. the obvious answer is that mining fatigue makes you feel like you’re mining with a spoon, that’s how slow you’re going. but another answer that i like to think of is the common use of “spoons” equating to energy for people with chronic illness or disabilities, chronic fatigue syndrome being an example. often times you’ll hear people with chronic illness say they don’t have enough spoons for a certain task, which basically just means they don’t have enough physical or mental energy to do it. which is also pretty fitting, having a spoon icon for mining fatigue.
Bro is looking too deep into this
I read this whole comment therefore fixing my attention span
Lukethenotable invented the 1000 days genre. Kolanii mastered it.
Kolanii, your videos are one of the only videos I instantly click when I see them.
They're overly entertaining to watch!
I shouldn’t have binged watched all his videos, it’s not enough
Totally forgot about "does this give me fire resistance? yeah, it kinda does if you keep eating them". absolute GEM of a quote.
Personal favourite is: Look at allllllll that fakery
I wanted to let you know that when you trade absorbent amounts of items to a villager they will actually see that as profitable and raise their trades for a few days. I had cartographers that I sold one glas pane for one emerald and if I sold way to much in a few days they'd raise them like crazy unless I left them alone for a bit. It's a strange thing, but very cool detail for Mojang to have put in.
its not strange its basic economics
@@malekstreamz4941yeah, he just meant that it’s cool they even considered it
Who is ready for 2000 days
I love falling asleep to these videos, they're so chaotic but calming at the same time
it’s always a good day when Kolanii drops a banger :]
I have gastrointestinal issues
That's nice
same
stick a vaccum up there then
Me too
Pepto bismol
This series is honestly one of my favourite things to watch
with how much this man is playing hardcore it feels like he has never lost any game ever
I've enjoyed this video so much, I watched it twice within a few days.
true. there was a time I watched it everyday. and here I am watching it again. probably for the next week
Kolanii is that one TH-camr that you binge watch all his videos multiple times, forgets he exists, then he posts again and you repeat the process all over
truer words have not been said before... until now.
Honestly kolanii is just one of the funniest and most entertaining you tubers to watch, I appreciate the content man keep up the good work❤🔥🔥
This guy is amazing. I have watched this video 382 times and 10/10 would watch again.
Bro spent 31 days watching Minecraft 😭
i'm doing a marathon of your videos because i love the editing and because of the absolutely batshit insane ideas you have that still somehow work
This video single handedly inspired me to both subscribe to you and return back to Minecraft because the creative potential of this community never ceases to amaze me.
i want a tshirt that says, "i don't make the rules, these bones do."
Alternate video title: Kolanii Cheekily Pretends to Resent Minecraft and Be Bad At It While Astounding All of Us With His Skill for Two Hours - A Movie
He’s not bad
He’s funny
Always a good day when kolanii posts
Edit: we need a woodland mansion video 😭
I love the font of the subtitles, ouwmahgod, satisfying 😂
And the first time i heard about a pether nortal, despite playing MC since day one
This is so sick, makes me want to get my hardcore world looking this good
This man's voice is therapeutic. I listen to him while doing homework ❤
2h of kolanii? oh yes please!
Broski really just found one of the rarest mobs to exist at hour 5 and laugh while it suffocated itself and die.... This is why i love watching his videos
This was unbelievable the first time I watched it. How ? Why ? What ? 😮
Breaking minecraft, one block at a time. The grind is really, thanks man ❤
Kolanii mak it look like the nature is trying to fight back against the nether killing off the land! Shoutout pls
Oml. This man's dedication and motivation is jaw dropping. I can't even find the motivation to clean my room and he's putting in literal months of effort to break his Minecraft world. Just incredible 🤣
Just in case someone was still wondering; the Minjng Fatigue is a spoon because, if you use a spoon instead of a shovel it takes a much longer time :)
I'm so glad this video was not banned in my country for being illegal in many levels
love how each of this guys projects just progressively get more unhinged
for some reason i never get bored of this.... seeing someone making progress in a game. keep up bro.
Talk about dedication. Beyond impressive.
It's amazing how kolanii sacrifices his time for our entertainment
woke up to this and now i have to restart and watch the whole thing
Same
This is longer than the fnaf movie
Wait it is I just noticed xD
And better 😂
@@Okilipo11 not really this is way less passionate
Tons of respect, it's an amazing vid! great work, I look forward to future content!
Side note:
Did anyone else notice the splice when he "successfully" did the 360 in his elytra at 33:38? if not, you can use the comma and period keys on your keyboard to look at it frame by frame.
Good eye. I wouldn't have noticed that without the comma and period keys.
It's called l a g
As a Nigerian, 3:42 made me laugh. Love you kolanii
Which state do you come from?
Dude your dedication to these builds is extremely admirable
Holy Moly where have you been all my life?!? You are an absolute riot in the best way possible. The way your mind works is brilliant and I had the most fun 2 hours watching this! Can you be my spirit animal or my patronus!? 😇😅 Can't wait to watch your other content!
Ah pretty good video, watched all two hours in the 7 min since it's been posted. THATS HOW GOOD IT IS
Seeing the intro to your end world and not knowing what was in it, I actually thought the black concrete was the actual void. It's so frickin realistic! Good job Kolanii!
1:03:59 the amount of pain I had 😭
Then you said it was a backup and I was so relieved lol
Ahhhh...... Time for coffee and Kolanii.
Will I watch every single video of kolanii's video atleast 2-4 times?
Yes.
Will I watch every second of a 2 hour compilation of his videos atleast 1-3 times play be more?
Yes.
Sidenote: your lucky dude. There is a 5% chance of finding a baby piglin riding a chicken. Specifically a baby piglin
Already watched these videos so many times over. . so glad to see them all together.
Weirdest thing though? I’m just now thinking about the portal tree. . what if there was netherack instead of the smooth stone in the *portal?*
Sure, it’s not a detail you’ll look too hard at, but still, would’ve added more realism now that I thought about it
I just saw that this got uploaded and i am about to watch this thing entirely like it’s the sense of my life. Nothing can prevent me from watching this 2h thing right now, not even a tsunami. I’d then sit on a fucking nearby mountain with all the citizens while watching your video, when all the people around me just being traumatized and in panic mode, because of the fact that their houses are full with ocean. I love you Kolanii❤️
just calculated the glass requirement. Its 732 stacks of glass.
r/youdidthemath
Mad respect, I don't know how you find the motivation, at all.
YES YES YESSSSS IT CAME!!!
Considering warped trees are supposed to look like giant fungi that just happen to have convergently taken on the same behavior as actual trees, a big mass at the top as opposed to a structure of branches and leaves growing off of them arguably fits considering it is, in all intents and purposes, just a big mushroom.
this is seriously high quality content. insane builds, no over the top fake reactions, its just a guy whos really good at minecraft.
Alternate title: true dedication
Kolanii is just too fun to watch. another crazy drop from you man. Have a goddamn good day
3:17 Him going "Aah there were three!" And then realizing he mine it with his iron pickaxe making him go "No!" as he throws it away like a little kid throwing a tantrum is the most adorablest thing I've ever seen a grown man do.
I watched all of his hard-core videos and still couldn't resist watching this even knowing what will happen
This man needs more credit for what he does!
no its not
@@Maxakai what?
@@WoxFolfvods_he said no its not
@@Hedgehogger191 I know what he said I just don’t know what he means
This is my go to video for hand washing dishes so thanks!
Man accomplished in 24 hours what I couldn't in 24 years of playing Minecraft
You definitely deserve the subscription . You're amazing at this game and I'm learning so much for you. Great work
The fit with the wider was unfair
Congrats man. Mustve been alota hours making and editing this thing but its really well done :) 💜
Yes I watched this for 2 hours and 3 minutes
I watched for 2 hours and 3 minutes and one second 🙂
He is the best Minecraft youtuber ever I cannot lie
i dont think ive ever survived 1000 minutes in hardcore and that is not a joke
You are insane man😂
Kolanii’s luck as actually just insane. The deep dark has been around for over two years and I have only found one (which wasn’t even a city) meanwhile this guy finds one as soon as he goes underground😂
Kolanii is honestly GOATED. Unlike majority of popular Minecraft youtubers, he doesn't scream his britches out like a goddamn infant in grown man's body, the videos are extremely high quality all the way from the editing, the actual accomplishments within the game and the guy's like legitimately funny, I find this guy's dry humor great
How is bro so calm?
45:38 the jungle dungeon sounded adorable
The bit where he was falling in the powdered snow he was jumping so it looks like he was falling deeper
Team rubix cube
👇
What
Shut up
#stoplikebeggars
Me, answering the question at the beginning: “Yes. Yes, I do, Kolanii.”
0:15 a pether nortal
Erm ackshually it’s a pether mortal because of the portal being on the outside and the obsidian being on the inside
Edit: I read it again and you were correct oopsies
ethtal noperr