Poor Bethany Esda. She put all of her hard work into this one game she made all by herself and you rowdy boys make a gosh darned goddess of destruction to wreak havoc on her tongue-in-cheek creation.
Hannah M don't talk to me or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son
Hello, Bethesda Support? I'd like to report a bug. Spawning 1000 coffee boys causes a severe drop in performance and it needs to be fixed to maintain immersion. Thanks
Dear Bethesda, I found a crucial bug in your popular new release, 'Fallout 4.' It seems that whenever I open the command line and attempt to spawn 1,000 coffee cans, it breaks time and space for a little while. I know this does not effect gameplay to a large extent, but I feel that a properly functioning universe adds to the enjoyment of any video game. I hope you can fix it. If not, me and Roachie know where you live. Sincerely, Griffin P.S. I need a new computer; mine melted.
Griffin resurrecting a mole rat, being horrified by the unloving abomination, and then promptly say "I've GOTS'TA go do that to a Human" is sauce necromancer energy.
"Where's this eyebot?" *eyebot appears* "No" *punches and kills bot in one punch* *Bot just falls* I was cackling and I don't understand why this made me.
Just re-watched this masterpiece. Felt like doing some math. That XP counter would be ticking down for ~143 days in real life, give or take. On the Fallout Wiki, under "Level", there is a formula for how much experience is needed to get to the next level, and another for the total amount of experience gained up to that point: Total XP = 37.5*(LEVEL)^2 + 87.5*(LEVEL) - 124 plugging in level 5000 like Papa Griff did, the total experience is: 937,937,376 assuming the experience counts UP at 1000 XP in ~13.2 seconds, the total time is (approx): 143.2959 days Just for those wondering *EDIT* Forgot to account for the experience earned throughout the rest of the video. I'm just going to assume it has a minimal contribution, seeing as Pam has A BILLION experience points
a collection of beautiful quotes from this ep (feel free to make any additions) 3:13 "th-those shoes;;...... th, ose slack....s............SO crisp" 3:23 "what? *Y* *_ES"_* 3:47 "touch the face. it's _very_ good" 3:50 "psy looks amazing, and he's back with Gangnam Style 2" 4:04 "this is a woman on her way to disneyworld. see, she's hurrying, she wants to-" _"kill everyone"_ 5:23 "i mean, _FUCK._ this is some spooky badass bloodborne shit" 5:34 "boop" 6:04 "i should _eat_ my ex-husband?" "it's what he would've wanted" 6:16 "yeah, radroach is _not_ something you wanna consume- oh you ate it" 7:28 [mortified screaming] 8:18 [slashing an enemy's leg off] "yeah, cut me a slice of that pimento loaf! i wanna dig in" 8:30 [singing jauntily as he slaughters a man] "♪ iiiiiii'm working on the jeeeeeffery ♪" 9:11 [terrified yelling] "aaAAAUUGHH IT'S JUST MEAT" 11:10 [flinging dead, limp body around] "god it's like he's a fucking rotisserie chicken" 13:16 [in a tiny, quivering voice] "mama, i'm cold" 14:38 "how many of my boys can we get in this forest? have you been to my _forest of sons?"_ 17:28 "nice clipboard! i take." [being approached by guard] "oh, you wanna start shit over _this?_ over clipboard?"
Seeing comments from years ago under Monster Factory videos really makes me appreciate how many years of joy and comfort I've gotten out of McElroy content. It'll truly be the end of a beautiful era when they finally stop (may that day not come for many decades more).
I can't believe they didn't have the best joke from the previous ep. in the recap. "There will be plenty of radroaches, but he was the raddest roach." #RIPROACHY
Trash hulk would just keel over and die truck Shepard would merge with the final Pam and become the universe and nothing would happen to Christopher Christopher Christopher cristopher
14:25 This gets me every damn time...Just the exhausted "no" then silence as the poor eyebot gets KO'd. Never fails to have me rolling on the ground laughing.
I went to .25 playback speed to see the moving ghost boy and honestly it was worth it because hearing Justin say “It’s raining boys!” In slo-mo is amazing
When Ghost Shaun appeared I almost pissed myself, bravo- if you two were to make your own youtube channel, you'd be the funniest fucking gameplay channel of all time.
Stand user: Pam Stand name: 「The Final Countdown」 Her stand's power is at-will creation of thousands of empty coffee cans and ghost children. It also allows her to move and jump at any velocity, and look good in any clothing.
* lying awake at 3am * you can't sexchange a robot. it's pretty fucked up that we assume robots have to be male or female. chad? wake up. listen chad, they're sexlsss
the piles of roaches have literally given me nightmares too many times to count but will i continue to watch these videos right before bed? of course i will
For the longest time I've been trying to figure out who wears that dress in Fallout and I finally realized who it is. It's the lady that runs the Memory Den in Goodneighbor. 😌
i was playing Earthbound, and when i entered the deep dark, suddenly the intro music from this video was playing. having watched this first...i was VERY surprised
honestly "final pam, eater of god, bane of reality, maker of none, ender of trueness and good" really fits when she starts downing vertiberds with her thoughts and making the living into meat statues to feed the son she thinks that she has. The only thing that scares her, the only thing she cannot turn against itself, is the visage of her past, come back to haunt her.
Dear Bethesda, I would like to report a game breaking bug in your game Fallout 4. The bug is quite rare and occurs when you attempt to use the console to spawn 1000 nukes. The bug causes the game to slow down immensely and occasionally crash. This bug ruined my experience playing the game and needs to be fixed. From, Pig
Every time I rewatch old Monster Factory eps I find a new delightful phrase that will rattle around in my brainbox forever today's is "his whole body is Invisalign"
In the end, Griffin tried to input 10 times more roaches into fallout (10^20) than there are *actual insects on earth* (10^19)
10 to the power of fucking 20? isn't that like, more stars than there are in this galaxy? 10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10?
@@gremlinman9724 yes, there are many bugs
@@gremlinman9724 we are bug havers
@@gremlinman9724 yeah, I mean, especially since there's only one star in our galaxy lmao
@@lilbitlaur solar system*
"Oh that's right, I forgot I was looking for my son" is a good summary of this game actually
Wh- why has no one commented on this?
@@kingofallfrogs right?! And a year later still no comment
Hey, what’s going on?
@@angelapirko371 you’re what’s going on good looking
Poor Bethany Esda. She put all of her hard work into this one game she made all by herself and you rowdy boys make a gosh darned goddess of destruction to wreak havoc on her tongue-in-cheek creation.
Lindy Young Bethany esda X Todd Howard
🍐
Yeah it sucks ):
Well destruction maybe but in I see it as a masterpiece
@@karma4901 it's impossible to tell destruction from creation from a distance.
don't talk to me or my one thousand shauns ever again.
or my one thousand metal sons
*One thousand GHOST Shauns
probably sonsbands lol
Hannah M don't talk to me or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son
Ever again.
"Maybe level 100?"
"You're right"
"setlevel 5000"
Calvin Spaghetti XD
Very good comedic timing.
Hello, Bethesda Support? I'd like to report a bug. Spawning 1000 coffee boys causes a severe drop in performance and it needs to be fixed to maintain immersion. Thanks
Literally unplayable
I’d also like to report a bug. Apparently spawning one million bugs crashes the game
Shaun showing up was straight out of one of those awful old video game creepypastas I stg
"I feel like weapons are just accessories." - Taako, you know, from TV
Oh my god I didn't make the connection
"Glowing Radroach? He had a glow about him, but it was more like his spirit." No one has ever been more sincere.
"Yeah, no, I'm not gonna, like, do anything... morally repugnant."
_CUT TO EXPLOSIVE SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED_
"THIS IS NOT GOING SUPER GREAT."
ASDFGHJKL
Dear Bethesda,
I found a crucial bug in your popular new release, 'Fallout 4.' It seems that whenever I open the command line and attempt to spawn 1,000 coffee cans, it breaks time and space for a little while.
I know this does not effect gameplay to a large extent, but I feel that a properly functioning universe adds to the enjoyment of any video game. I hope you can fix it.
If not, me and Roachie know where you live.
Sincerely,
Griffin
P.S. I need a new computer; mine melted.
Do you mean Bethany Esta?
@@alexanderpumpkin3423 esda* get it right
P.P.S. New computer must be full of FunShine ty
Are we just going to ignore "preggers radroach"
yes
It’s better if we do
now I need to know what the difference is between pregnant radroach and preggers radroach
@@Pablo360able one is pregnant and one is preggers.
@C.o.R. (Lex) Oh ok thanks
ONE PUNCH PAM
Pamsama
The Final Punch Pam
My mom's name is Pam, and after I sent her these videos she insists on being called "THE FINAL PAM." It's fantastic.
I love your mum and I mean that in the least personally insulting to you way possible
Griffin resurrecting a mole rat, being horrified by the unloving abomination, and then promptly say "I've GOTS'TA go do that to a Human" is sauce necromancer energy.
5:40 griffin nonchalantly trying to place the ball into the tire like a little kid made me make a noise like ooogha
and he didn't even succeed
"can we just try to be cool in here?" "yeah no i'm not gonna like, do anything... morally repugnant"
*100 mines explode*
"Where's this eyebot?"
*eyebot appears*
"No"
*punches and kills bot in one punch*
*Bot just falls*
I was cackling and I don't understand why this made me.
If no one ever makes The Final Pam her own mod of any kind, then I don't know what we're even doing here anymore.
There's a companion mod now, 3 years later lol.
@@JRSRLN I'm downloading fallout 4 just for her.
But there isn’t a roachie one. What even is the point of playing fallout
The Final Pam is a butch icon. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Just a Peppermint Tea For Me GOD I KNOW....she’s an inspiration
Duh! Have you SEEN that double headed axe?
fuck YES
Pam, the final butch, is in a loving and caring relationship with Susan Bonecrusher, the trans sex princes of Skyrim
Militant Caduceus yes
I like how Pam keeps leveling up from 18:28 until the end of the video.
Shaun is the ghost of every mistake Final Pam has made
Scott C the final Pam makes no mistakes
Kira Tesla The obvious conclusion is that there is no Shaun.
Just re-watched this masterpiece. Felt like doing some math.
That XP counter would be ticking down for ~143 days in real life, give or take.
On the Fallout Wiki, under "Level", there is a formula for how much experience is needed to get to the next level, and another for the total amount of experience gained up to that point:
Total XP = 37.5*(LEVEL)^2 + 87.5*(LEVEL) - 124
plugging in level 5000 like Papa Griff did, the total experience is:
937,937,376
assuming the experience counts UP at 1000 XP in ~13.2 seconds, the total time is (approx):
143.2959 days
Just for those wondering
*EDIT*
Forgot to account for the experience earned throughout the rest of the video. I'm just going to assume it has a minimal contribution, seeing as Pam has A BILLION experience points
Now i wanna know how much time it would take to grind that much exp in the game without commands tom fuckery
"How many meat can we make him?"
daddy like a pretty baby
a collection of beautiful quotes from this ep (feel free to make any additions)
3:13 "th-those shoes;;...... th, ose slack....s............SO crisp"
3:23 "what? *Y* *_ES"_*
3:47 "touch the face. it's _very_ good"
3:50 "psy looks amazing, and he's back with Gangnam Style 2"
4:04 "this is a woman on her way to disneyworld. see, she's hurrying, she wants to-" _"kill everyone"_
5:23 "i mean, _FUCK._ this is some spooky badass bloodborne shit"
5:34 "boop"
6:04 "i should _eat_ my ex-husband?" "it's what he would've wanted"
6:16 "yeah, radroach is _not_ something you wanna consume- oh you ate it"
7:28 [mortified screaming]
8:18 [slashing an enemy's leg off] "yeah, cut me a slice of that pimento loaf! i wanna dig in"
8:30 [singing jauntily as he slaughters a man] "♪ iiiiiii'm working on the jeeeeeffery ♪"
9:11 [terrified yelling] "aaAAAUUGHH IT'S JUST MEAT"
11:10 [flinging dead, limp body around] "god it's like he's a fucking rotisserie chicken"
13:16 [in a tiny, quivering voice] "mama, i'm cold"
14:38 "how many of my boys can we get in this forest? have you been to my _forest of sons?"_
17:28 "nice clipboard! i take." [being approached by guard] "oh, you wanna start shit over _this?_ over clipboard?"
cheska magalang i have an addition: 9:14 h-how many meat can we make him?
"YOU WANT ME TURN YOU INTO SLAM MAN"
7:15 “What’s up the wasteland? All your shit is fucked.”
7:53 “THAT’S A-ONEA SPICY MEATBALL”
7:38 “I GOTS to go do that to a human!”
It is one in the morning, and I just SHRIEKED at 13:12 when Final Pam turns around and the ghost-son is behind her again.
9:36 "GOD, IT'S LIKE THE END OF AKIRA" i love how perfect that reference was
So true omg
truuu
TETSUOOOOOOOOOO
I shit you not, I went to watch Akira just to understand this reference
Nina Lima god have mercy on you.
i never felt joy before this series
too many beautiful boys is just an alternate title for monster factory
I think Pluto is to Goofy what orangutans are to humans.
That is an amazing observation
This is the world's greatest metaphor
I like this theory much better lol
Nope
Fucking bold take, wow
Who's bringing sexy back?
Well, The Final Pam is; thank you for asking.
IT'S RAINING BOYS
HALLELUJAH
FROM THE LACERATED SKY
i read this as "ITS RAINING, BOYS"
Goofy Goober Herbert the Pervert’s wet dream
This is honest to god one of the funniest things I've ever seen
Seeing comments from years ago under Monster Factory videos really makes me appreciate how many years of joy and comfort I've gotten out of McElroy content. It'll truly be the end of a beautiful era when they finally stop (may that day not come for many decades more).
i love that at 5:40 griffin took the time to put the ball in the tire hole. such simple joys amidst all the chaos
Sometimes a family is just Final Pam and her thousands of sons
Why would they make a game that cannot spawn 100 quintillion enemies? That's just sloppy.
Its actually 100 octillion
I can't believe they didn't have the best joke from the previous ep. in the recap. "There will be plenty of radroaches, but he was the raddest roach." #RIPROACHY
1:54 "you were the first pam...you were the final pam"
Allison.G Video killed the Trash Hulk star.
Trav 6/10 needs improvement
Intro/recap music is "Deep Darkness" from Earthbound.
+Patrick Shea Thank you! My fiance and I were struggling to remember where we had heard this.
+Shea McNamara Thank you, my dawg.
Shea McNamara THANK YOU I knew I remembered it from a swampy thing!
12:38 i can't believe shaun was fucking dead this whole time
+Pandatege Well it is a Bethesda game. Wrapping up their stories isn't their strong suit.
+Pandatege unintentional spoiler...I HAVENT EVEN FINISHED INSTALLING THE FUCKING GAME!
+Pandatege guys i hope you know that isn't the actual ending lol
final pam vs truck shepard vs christopher christopher christopher christopher vs trash hulk
why must they fight...
kay yo
why would they fight when the love eachother
Trash hulk would just keel over and die truck Shepard would merge with the final Pam and become the universe and nothing would happen to Christopher Christopher Christopher cristopher
I lose it at the Mama Murphy scene every damn time. "Yes use sight to find beautiful son. He's rubbing your face with his face."
14:25
This gets me every damn time...Just the exhausted "no" then silence as the poor eyebot gets KO'd. Never fails to have me rolling on the ground laughing.
10:00 Griffin doing a falsetto while also voicing the final Pam is what I live for, it's like inception but with voice acting.
I have never sobbed uncontrollably to a youtube video before and here we are
I went to .25 playback speed to see the moving ghost boy and honestly it was worth it because hearing Justin say “It’s raining boys!” In slo-mo is amazing
Level 5000 Ya-drew Druid Final Pam
eedobaba7726 e
We need more than 3 episodes, to truly see the character arc of the Final Pam.
oh shit the raining coffee tins killed me
+Devin G The coffee cans? Let's talk about ghost boys!
final pam vs truck shepard who wins
they assimilate each other in an orgy of flesh and pleasure and hatred
oh
nobody can kill the final pam patrick you silly goose
truck would be assimilated instantly by her lazer vision
Powder S. they fused into busto
The question isn't who wins, but who loses?
When Ghost Shaun appeared I almost pissed myself, bravo- if you two were to make your own youtube channel, you'd be the funniest fucking gameplay channel of all time.
You screaming and running away from the ghost boy is the funniest thing I've ever seen
The power of the ultimate Stand: MADE IN HEAVEN
Stand user: Pam
Stand name: 「The Final Countdown」
Her stand's power is at-will creation of thousands of empty coffee cans and ghost children. It also allows her to move and jump at any velocity, and look good in any clothing.
* lying awake at 3am * you can't sexchange a robot. it's pretty fucked up that we assume robots have to be male or female. chad? wake up. listen chad, they're sexlsss
kitty Sapient autonomous robots can have gender identities go back to sleep
I don't know why but I love these two comments so much-
i just realized that these are the same people who do the adventure zone my life is a lie
Shaun came back wrong.
This series made me feel... Alive!
And now I wish for sweet release, because this world I've awoken into is clearly Hell.
I am physically repulsed by the Final Pam's visage. I love this series.
The Final Pam has ascended to a higher plane of existence.
I love that spooky part.
They could have just as easily gone "my ghost boy! come run with me, like the wind!"
griffin predicted the fallout-related class action lawsuit against bethesda
the piles of roaches have literally given me nightmares too many times to count but will i continue to watch these videos right before bed? of course i will
The second Shaun appearance scared the sh*t outta me. I actually yelped like a frightened puppy.
IT'S A-RAINING BOYS, HALLELUJAH, IT'S RAINING BOYS, SWEET BOYS
The Final Pam in that red dress with that coat exhibits the most Lup from TAZ energy in any form of media ever to exist
*Griffin and Justin set down 1000 bombs*
*they start beeping*
Griffin and Justin: HOLY SHI-
*bombs go off*
*screen goes white*
...
...
*slowly the picture returns*
...
“You’re finally awake.”
Justin's incredulous "wHAT?!" when ghost-Shaun appears always makes this video for me
why does PAM's inner monologue sound like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
For some reason, my game has been spawning that terrifying ghost Shaun in my Institute quarters in the corner of the bedroom.
The horrifying conclusion of The Final Pam trilogy is only a click away: bit.ly/MFfalloutPt3
Can this be made into a graphic novel?
9:15
FOR WHAT COULD EQUAL THE VALUE OF A HUMAN SOUL
TODDDDD
Welcome to the boy forest
You noticed "pregnant roach" but ignored "Preggers roach"
is ghost shaun even a part of the game?
"Let's... can we just *try* to be cool in here?"
"Yeah, no. I'm not gonna do anything morally repugnant."
(blinding mass explosion)
so are we not going to mention the death claws at 17:24 just roaming around diamond city
For the longest time I've been trying to figure out who wears that dress in Fallout and I finally realized who it is.
It's the lady that runs the Memory Den in Goodneighbor. 😌
Irma!
I've always thought of Goofy and Pluto as other primates and humans. Goofy and Pluto evolved from a similar ancestor, but Pluto isn't intelligent.
18:00 yeah im not gonna do anything morally repugnant
*cuts to the 1000 bombs sound*
The real monster is the friends we made along the way.
This series has some of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen. You guys have a gift for comedy
Finally! Now subscribing polygon was worth it.
i was playing Earthbound, and when i entered the deep dark, suddenly the intro music from this video was playing. having watched this first...i was VERY surprised
SAME
22:41 the pounding bass of thousands of radroaches is so hysterically funny
"I MAKE GOOD JOKE! GOODBYE WORLD!" is probably my favorite pre-apocalyptic one liner of all time.
One of Pam's special abilities is to resurrect the dead into one thousand pieces of man meat
Can a dvd be made that is all the unedited footage?
honestly "final pam, eater of god, bane of reality, maker of none, ender of trueness and good" really fits when she starts downing vertiberds with her thoughts and making the living into meat statues to feed the son she thinks that she has. The only thing that scares her, the only thing she cannot turn against itself, is the visage of her past, come back to haunt her.
"Can you make the set of the Hollywood Squares" oh my gosh yes. yes yes.
I love the 2 deathclaws at 17:23 that have absolutely no explanation
i never noticed the deathclaws roaming around in the background at 17:19 lol. final pam will always be a classic.
Dear Bethesda,
I would like to report a game breaking bug in your game Fallout 4. The bug is quite rare and occurs when you attempt to use the console to spawn 1000 nukes. The bug causes the game to slow down immensely and occasionally crash. This bug ruined my experience playing the game and needs to be fixed.
From,
Pig
Every time I rewatch old Monster Factory eps I find a new delightful phrase that will rattle around in my brainbox forever
today's is "his whole body is Invisalign"
well that was fantastic!! the ghost children had me cracking up
Can we just mention the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference? Thanks
Someone needs to release the deleted scenes! Last episode shows power armor and metal baby being used in a junk launcher but we never get that here :(
I heard him say "oh shit" and I knew it was time to pause to stop myself from laughing into a early grave.