After I break in to a friends house and stab a stranger and find my friend downstairs I always stop and recount the entire story to her instead of barricading us or calling the police or running away to safety.
except that this line varies by person. One person might call you too assertive while another might call you too passive even when you use the same approach.
Okay real talk, just from the start of the vid. He's not wrong. I smashed girls in college way out of my league by being funny and smart. I am not a good looking guy. it works.
Except none of them had one, and they all were fine. They called the police, and the police took care of it, because that's literally what they are for 🤷♀️
@@sleepysera We in the defense community have a saying, when the seconds count... the police are minutes away. Notice how in the one story they said the police took like 5 minutes to arrive, and that's actually a really good response time in most areas. Often, it's longer than that.
No officer I wasn't sneaking into her home. You see there was this other guy in her house and I didn't want to worry her so I instead snuck into her house myself with a screwdriver I found laying next to her window. The sound she heard was me fighting him and not me knocking stuff over by accident on my way in or anything like that. So you see I wasnt breaking and entering officer he was and I'm the hero in this situation.
There use to be this super pretty lady who worked close to where i live. I see her all time cause id stop by and pick up drinks ect. We became talking buddies and she wanted to hang out with me outside work so i said sure, she hung out like 3 times and third time we hung out she asks me like are you gay? I was like no I like women. She asked me out right on the spot xD. Coming off as needy or desperate is what will repel people and just not caring at all (like truly not caring) makes everyone more attracted to you idk why but just how it is.
Well yeah, it seems so obvious now that pulling down your pants and shouting "look at my dick!" isn't a great move. But where was this advice a decade ago?
Ever notice stories like this never happen to people with guns? Like, you invade my house, the only thing I'm scared of is how much it's going to cost me to fight the bullshit charge I'm likely to catch for defending myself. But I guess if the story was, some dude broke into my house so I smoked him, it wouldn't be as entertaining.
What if he stole the gun from you? Like hit you over the head while you weren't looking and grabbed your gun. Made it look like a murder suicide. Think Mcfly, think!
Ngl, but those stories sounded extremely fake, especially the first one. "I never ended up finding out what happened with his case". Yes, I'm sure the police never followed up with the key witness and just charged him and penalized/jailed him.
2:35 Yes the ol flashbang Baldicante pick up technique... Sucks I'm not devoid of hair.
After I break in to a friends house and stab a stranger and find my friend downstairs I always stop and recount the entire story to her instead of barricading us or calling the police or running away to safety.
There's a thin line between confidence and creepy. The real ones know where that line is and try not to cross it.
except that this line varies by person.
One person might call you too assertive while another might call you too passive even when you use the same approach.
good video (didnt watch yet)
Aww another man of culture
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Classic paid chatter
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when i scale the side of a building with a screwdriver to enter my friends window on the 2nd floor (i saw something weird on their last snapchat snap)
Okay real talk, just from the start of the vid. He's not wrong. I smashed girls in college way out of my league by being funny and smart. I am not a good looking guy. it works.
That's cool. Conversely, don't assume a woman wants you just because she's laughing at your jokes. Many times, she just thinks you're funny.
And this is when OP mentions he used lots of roofies.
These stories, do they even try? I CAN'T
i've watched so many of these kinda videos and now xeems is reacting to them, 2 spheres of my life are meeting, i love it
Is Xeems carrying around a lamp, just to pick up girls?
Clam thoughts....
this right here is y (if u live in the us) u fucking own a firearm
Except none of them had one, and they all were fine. They called the police, and the police took care of it, because that's literally what they are for 🤷♀️
@@sleepysera We in the defense community have a saying, when the seconds count... the police are minutes away. Notice how in the one story they said the police took like 5 minutes to arrive, and that's actually a really good response time in most areas. Often, it's longer than that.
@@cparty7790"defense community" aka a community that looks for any "reason" to commit murder.
Why the hell am i watching this in 0:40 am x_x
Bald man actually gives good advice
No officer I wasn't sneaking into her home. You see there was this other guy in her house and I didn't want to worry her so I instead snuck into her house myself with a screwdriver I found laying next to her window.
The sound she heard was me fighting him and not me knocking stuff over by accident on my way in or anything like that. So you see I wasnt breaking and entering officer he was and I'm the hero in this situation.
Do I also need to blind the person I'm trying to pick up with a bright af lamp or is that just an optional bonus move? x)
Wtf those stories at the end were some major bullshit 😂
There use to be this super pretty lady who worked close to where i live. I see her all time cause id stop by and pick up drinks ect. We became talking buddies and she wanted to hang out with me outside work so i said sure, she hung out like 3 times and third time we hung out she asks me like are you gay? I was like no I like women. She asked me out right on the spot xD. Coming off as needy or desperate is what will repel people and just not caring at all (like truly not caring) makes everyone more attracted to you idk why but just how it is.
3:15
I already know everyone in Xeno's chat is gonna do some sacred tree joke when they see a girl.
story 2 is so fake or they are the are most aware responsible 14year old to ever exist. 14yr old me would be like welp you dead cya
I expect nothing so much that i don't expect winning and I expect rejection, then i don't try. I mean worked for so long, never been rejected.
Well yeah, it seems so obvious now that pulling down your pants and shouting "look at my dick!" isn't a great move. But where was this advice a decade ago?
Ever notice stories like this never happen to people with guns? Like, you invade my house, the only thing I'm scared of is how much it's going to cost me to fight the bullshit charge I'm likely to catch for defending myself. But I guess if the story was, some dude broke into my house so I smoked him, it wouldn't be as entertaining.
What if he stole the gun from you? Like hit you over the head while you weren't looking and grabbed your gun. Made it look like a murder suicide.
Think Mcfly, think!
r/iamverybadass
Notice how not every person owns a gun hoping to murder people? Or not everyone lives in the usa?
Ngl, but those stories sounded extremely fake, especially the first one. "I never ended up finding out what happened with his case". Yes, I'm sure the police never followed up with the key witness and just charged him and penalized/jailed him.
After carefully following xeem's advice, im now dating two different people at the same time. Pamela and Anderson!
ract for 20min half of them were ranting classic
Creepy ass story 1
How to get a date with xemo
thanks
Buhh
I need F-boy Xeems to come back ;)
Wish he muted his mic while eating.....
Chat gpt can come up with better stories than these
Rub one out before leaving for a date. Keep your mind pure and focused on her. Works 60% of the time, every time.
You're welcome.