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i laughed so hard with the tea bags
Madison Fleck Same lmao he got so excited
SAME LMAO
Madison Fleck I actually tried it tho it's amazing. 💕✨✨
hahahah those harry potter puns are so funny
Madison Fleck Me too 😂
Shane: This fan, this fan is trash
Me: OMG HE DID A SHOUTOUT TO ME!!!!
Random_Fangirl i cant explain how much i relate to that there what you just said
Random_Fangirl XDDD! no but srsly it was to ME!
Saaammmeee
am i the only one who heard
" fuck this PHAN..TRASH"
not completely srs, jk :D
Oh mrs potato Head tell me hhhhhhhj
I died inside when he did the graveyard girl thing 😂
Shaquille O'feel lol yeah😂
Shaquille O'feel what thing
*KeEp YoUr GrAnDmA aWaY fRoM yOuR dOoKiE hOlE*
Me: Planning my funeral
Yeah!😂
S P O N G E B O B FBI i read it the same time he said it haha
Can I come or has it passed? Lol
"I'm a wizard Harry!"
"Oh my god, dementors!"
"Sucking away those dementors!"
Morgan Buch My brother has the same profile picture .. Werid
Btw funny comment
Morgan Buch 😂😂😂😂😂😂
When you haven't watched the movies or read the books but you have a friend who loves it
When you hang out with garret too much
take a shot everytime Shane says "oh my god"
Josie Scowcroft no FUCKIN shit
Lei Tang I mean........ I'll take a shot of water....... 😂
xD
So basically your drunk 😂😂😂
Lei Tang people would have alcohol poisoning and die 😂
When he vacuumed the tea bag remains - I died.
I loved it ahaha!
Tiger Mason same
SAME!!!!
Tiger Mason same
Tiger Mason SAAAME GIRL (Or Guy)
*my mom walks into the room*
*sees me watching a 28 year old man hoovering his chest hair while moaning*
*mom signs me up for adoption*
Elli loves pizza ,,,my mother already has the forms filled out, this was just the last straw that resulted in her mailing it🤷♀️
I'm not gonna lie true
Worth it tho 🤣
I will adopt you! Lol we are the same WERE LONG LOST SISTERS
I am so here with u lol!!😝
*rants about cats*
*now owns a cat he's obsessed with*
Kate Moth j
rants about cheetos
names his cat cheeto
Your ugly
Kelsie Rivers you're*
And you're mean.
Kelsie Rivers At least she isn't as ugly as you.
"I've found a use for this!"
*uses the vacuum cleaner as a vacuum cleaner*
Envy Peterson 😂😂😂😂😂
Envy Peterson
Envy Peterson IT WORKS SO WELL XD
Like really
Envy Peterson laughing so hard!!!
*demon walks into shanes room* Demon:You can run but you can't hide
Shane:*gasp* EWWWWW!
Misty James Shane’s like:ill vacuum you
No more of "move bitch I need to eat and shit"
fnaf song
"keep your grandma away from your dookie hole"
my senior quote
nope omg yes😂
nope exactly
Yessssssss.
nope yesss, Love from a small Indian TH-camr
love your profile pic
I love when he says "this is everything"!😂
Kendall Lindsay omg me tooooooooo❤️❤️😂😂😂
Kendall Lindsay same
What about b**ch, f**k me upppp
Mine is *"I'll Go Home."*
Shane:Started from the bottom now its cheese
Drake, take notes bruh.
drake doesn't take notes he copies someone else's test
Kim Me why yall hating on drake?
Kim Me
You complete me.
@@creeksaway why u hating on drake he is best rapper ever
shane: I'm A wIzArD hArRy!
i stan this queen.
😬
I read this as he said it 😂
I think shane should play sims 3 or 4 and make a series out of it it would be sooo funny
i need that
Ruby88 T it would be so fucked up but AMAZING
ItsLeila true 😂😂
ItsLeila true 😂😂
Ruby88 T i would live for it
5:12-5:26 Shane was possessed by Garret
😂😂😂
Also 4:46
"Started from the bottom then it's cheese" - Shane Dawson
Sums up my life
CharMinx d
W
Satoshi Woods Yep that's the new Drake song lol
Satoshi Woods new TH-cam quote
*"Me sucking away haters!"*
LOL WHAT😂😂😂
Omg i get it now
Well I'm gay so...
"I've found another use for this vacuum!" *cleaning!*
What? C lean
Oh you mean cheating
"Suck away those dementours yassss" he said as he vacuumed up all the little bits of burnt empty tea bags that floated through the air.
ShippingIsPhun yaaasssss
ShippingIsPhun those were ghost or a
The most British thing ive ever heard
Yes Potterheads unite lol
Does Shane ever use a waffle iron to idk make ACTUAL WAFFLES lmao
Alisha Santiago lol no probably not
+Alisha Santiago, People who use a waffle iron to make waffles are fucking normies.
Alisha Santiago probably not
Is that a Dan and Phil reference i see
Isabella Norwood omg Yas
Shane in 2016:
“Yeah, ‘spill the tea’ is dead.”
Most people in 2019: literally still using the phrase
Shane using it in a tweet last year and still to this day 😂
Madison Maxfield I'm from 2020 we still use that sis
I'm that fan FuCk tHis FAn
I'm in 2020 and use it so... :/
@@i_changed_my_username_ha8718 me in 2023 we still used it xd]
Shane wears the same shirt ever single life hack and girl products video.
stacy uwansc. he plans it. like in his house tour video
Dante Giello Oh
stacy uwansc he has certain shirts for different series. he said on his Snapchat or blog or something I don't remember
stacy uwansc And red shirt every conspiracy theory video 😂
and the one shirt for all (or at least most) of the food tastings!
he said the word “tea” is dead but if ur watching this in 2018 it has revived
edit: 2019 and it’s still trendy
Kanza Does Stuff omg so trueeeeee
Yes!!
Uhuh
Yass it’s still alive and it’s 2019
Lol also it’s 2019 and tea is still a thing well at least for everyone besides u not being not positive 😄
I'm starting to think that the phone charging one's are just excuses to buy food😂😂
Fuljhari Mitchel im dead
Fuljhari Mitchel true😂😂
Jennifer Estrella i
Fuljhari Mitchel OMG YASSSSSS XD
Burning Pooper ikr
Sick? *Soup*
Sad? *Soup*
Dying? *Soup*
Google with aloe vera😂😂
Dead?soup
Why did I read sick as dick what is wrong with me
@@inky8236 Honestly, I'd do the same.
I forgot I ever commented this...
The three most said words by Shane Dawson, OMG, fuck, this is everything
Kylie Jade you forgot "me"
Frankie Cisneros oh right😂
…that's five words
Kylie Jade no they're BITCH FUCK ME UP
well 4 words.
Kylie Jade he just said that when he said "OMG, FuCK"
I love how he says he's scared of cats purring but now acts like cheeto is the best thing in the world
Lyllie Baker I loved how he named his cat Cheeto😂
Lyllie Baker and I love that your profile pic is waddles from gravity falls
Lyllie Baker don't worry I subscribed to you
Shane: sippy sippy!
Me: yesssss bunny
Shane: *mwahhhhhhh*
Me: oh no
Jopi who's bunny?
All I have to say to that is LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me : cringe
Jopi bunnies a TH-cam graveyard girl
That exactly what I said no joke
Shane: *gets scared of vacuum near his head*
Also Shane: **summons demons and goes to haunted places*
"I'm a wizard, Harry!" 😂😂
Dolan Fever Its I'm a hizard warry
GARRETT WOULD BE SO PROUD
Emily Mae someone send this to Garrett 😂
“Your a wizard Harry “
Dolan Fever yesss😂😂😂
"I'm a WIZARD HARRY!" - Shane 2017
2016, this was made in 2016
Sharry Dawtter.
ThatOreo its not like the video just came out befor you comented 😂
A Random Person
never laughed at a comment that much in a comment in a long time
WHAT PLEASE LOOK AT THE POST DATE ON THIS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DID HE JUST DO THE GRAV3YARDGIRL SIP????
Undertale _Trash, the smol bean yessss I looked through the comments just to see if someone else noticed!!
Puri puri Prisoner chill
Undertale _Trash, the smol bean YES chill the frik out
Undertale _Trash, the smol bean hello famm
+we're twenty øne piløts and sø are yøu |-/
Man I miss this man. Its funny how I watched this series when it came out. Now its like 3 years later and youtube recommends me this on my new account lol
Right yea he’s cancelled but he is still amazing he is hilarious either way.
omg samee
“Keep your grandma away from your dookie hole.” -Shane Dawson 2016😂
this looks like another comment i just saw :)
Copied there is the exact comment from 8 months ago
Take a shot every time Shane :
-acts like bunny
-makes a pun
-talks about his childhood
-swears
-says "oh my god"
Tyler Elise says “oh my god” easy way to get alcohol poisoning
Tyler Elise
That's him he dont copy her
Tyler Elise so I'll be drunk in .2 seconds
I would be dead
so im going to die?
1:41...
HE SOUNDS LIKE DREW LMAOOOOO 😂
Sophie Tourish omg ikrrrrr
Omg so true
HE DOES 😱🤯
I AM SHOOKETH
shane is literally in bird box at 14:30 lol
He did the bird box challenge before it was even a thing. What an icon 👌👌👌
i use tape to do my eyeliner and it works so well if you angle it right
Lindsey Kuhlman Everyone uses tape lmao 😂
same!
Camel not me lol ima pro #wingeyelinerqueen
Lindsey Kuhlman
I used to do that too
I'd rather draw my own line bc every time I use tape the eyeliner smudges and stuff
-Shane- : " *IM A WIZARD HARRY* "
Night Mime FUCKING DEAAAAAD
OK..
You're a stranger things fan...
And supposedly a Melanie Martinez fan
PREFECT
Alison how do u make the letters bold
Mariyah Williams put them in parentheses "like this"
Shane needs a restaurant that sells every food he's made.
Olivia Cooks omg yes
Olivia Cooks YASSS
no cuz people will die 😂😂😂😂👌
+Kassidy Ruiz well that's why most of us would go
Everyone will die of diabetes
I wonder how many restaurants know Shane just by his orders. :)
All of them
4:44 and 5:12 CONSPIRACY THEORY: SHANE ACTUALLY IS OBSESSED WITH HARRY POTTER BUT IS TRYING TO HIDE IT
I have thought this for years!!!! For a guy who “hates” Harry Potter he sure does know a lot of the references! And he’s been to theme park multiple times!
@@danimarie4316 hey whats up you guys yes
dani marie maybe he got it from garret? idk
I had a rough day. my depression made a for sure comeback and Shane can always make me laugh :)
rachael patd i hope u have a week😁
rachael patd aww I know how you feel.Depression always get the best of me but if you fight it you can win the battle.Have a good week and life!!
rachael patd When I had depression Shane made me more depressed
rachael patd I hope everything gets better for you! Have a good week and keep your head up!! Much love
rachael patd
how does depression just come back .-.
*turns on vacuum* "i feel powerful😏 " 😂😂😂 I'm dead 😂😂😂
Victor loves Emily AHAHAHAHAHHA
psycho. cheshire
Victor loves Emily funny!!
Shane can you plz stop cussing plz
Amiyah plays as boss White are u 9 or something
Shane?Dawson
House?On fire
Dog?Hates me
Life?Hacked
Hotel?Trivago.
RubyHazell8 this is so underrated
This is dumb
@Hana Goreta snach her wig sis!
God?Will smite me
Co?Caine
Shane? Cancelled.
one day we will hear the news that shane died from trying to make a barbie waffle while making a 3 foot tall cake and no one will be shook
Victor Williams Salmeron probably true tho
Victor Williams Salmeron
Omg😂😂
Victor Williams Salmeron 😂
true 😂😂
true 😂😂
He said hes gonna get five teabags comes back with four
Jasna Komic me
Jasna Komic. He has.a Built in pool
Shane, buy raw cookie dough and put it in the waffle iron.
Hazzas OneThing Y A S
Hazzas OneThing I didn’t know cookie dough could be not raw
😂
Hazzas OneThing YASSSSS THAT WOULD BE EVERYTHING‼️
you might like jackson bird (who actually did that) #willitwaffle
1970: I bet were gonna have flying cars in the future
2019: puting a burger in a waffle iron
4:30 my science teacher did this and it flew into my face :')
TYLER
Rip was the flame still T-there
Cool :)
Are you ok
Shane just wanted an excuse to buy a big Mac
Rick Grimes agree
Rick Grimes
RICKK! !
I have a confession to make
I've gone to mc Donald's at least 300 +times in my life and I've never had a Big Mac
I don't even like Mc Donalds :/ Throw your Shame D:
Titan Kitty
Shane 's the only youtube that still makes me laugh :D
Grace Genirs When he's eating the soup
Grace Genirs yasss
Grace Genirs SAME
Yeah the other TH-cams suck. They are just rip offs of this TH-cam.
Little Jelly even Pewdiepie?
I can finally say it
2019?
I Don't Care ya
I Don't Care nah 1936
I Don't Care I knew I was going to see one of these comments
... No... 1776.
Me beach
" Keep Your Dead Grandma Away From Your Dookie Hole" Couldn't say it better myself
Panic! At the 21 Crybaby Chemical Discos love you name
Panic! At the 21 Crybaby Chemical Discos i read it as he said it lmao
I loved those harry potter references
Amairani Gutierrez same
Amairani Gutierrez I love your profile pic ＼(^-^)／
Amairani Gutierrez same
Amairani Gutierrez they really did look like dementors 😂😂😂 i lost it
Kathycoin thanks!!
SHANE PLS UPLOAD ANOTHER CONSPIRACY THEORY VIDEO LMAOOO IM DESPERATE
Same
Meeprz mee they asked that 8 months ago. Chill the fuck out
Rad Edits bob bf
Rad Edits me too lol
Wow seriously? Coming in her all strong, people can have fun you know. It's not like this is really peer pressure so chill out man...
IM A WIZARD HARRY!!!
💀😂😂😂
Your a Hairy Wizard 😲
i was literally watching that exact part when i read the comment. 💀
“ *keep your grandma away from your doochie hole* “
-Shane 2016
Dookie*
Dookie 💩 Hole
Shane is so relatable, I mean who doesn't run around the kitchen sucking up flying teabags with a vacuum?
I stole jimin's jams ARMYYYY
I LOVE it every time he says YASS or YESS
We still love you and miss you Shane!!! Stay strong, and soul heal on....
Is there a hack for my depression
I tell you you're awesome and even if ur joking ur a queen😝👏👑❤
It’s called therapy
@@zoeloreanne3777 does it cost money?!
yes it’s called Shane Dawson 😂❤️
@@sethv2986 yes probably a lot
When you casually watch a grown man vacuum his body at 12 am...
jennacablair same
+jennacablair When you casually copy someone else's comment
jennacablair omg I was literally just thinking the exact same thing
jennacablair haha lol ya
Mr. Person who's comment did I copy? I don't read comments.. I just posted that because I was thinking that and it was 12:16 am when I wrote that
I almost died because i imagined Harry fighting against dementors and shane is just like ″bitch i got this ″and vacuums the dementors
Daniel der kleine Fratz I'm laughing
Daniel der kleine Fratz And while he does it he's saying yassss
I was drinking Coke.
It came out my nose.
JasmineVillagrana that just happened to my friend hHahaha
Fucking off
Luke said fuck off
lol
JasmineVillagrana lol
I love how he used the peanut butter cup hack as an excuse to eat it
My Irish heart bled when he poured out the tea leaves. The Harry Potter references kinda soothed the burn. Garrett obviously forced you to watch the films haha!
ThatOneGinge same
ThatOneGinge OMFG same
I can't believe Shane's alive.😃😀
teabag
cuteemoji Queen I know Shane is so dumb but I love him
He said comment it listen
Scott Russell your a douchebag
cuteemoji Queen ****You're
I was telling my friends about Shane and they asked me, "Are you ok? Do you need help." I hope I am not the only one who gets this from my friends about Shane.
yeah mine don't do that
because I don't have friends
Everytime he drags the Kardashians, i fall in love with him more 🤭
Damn same🤭
"When people shave there head like oh fuckk, I mean I'm on of those people who needs hair"
*Cuts back to not cool when you literally shaved your entire hair off*
Love ya shane 🐸🍸
Mia Dougherty their*
You're getting close to 9 million subbscribers Shane! We're close to our goal of 4,000, lol
nice
AreYouKidding Same I'm almost at 100
I almost have one
AreYouKidding congrats
AreYouKidding I can help you, if you sub back to me! (I'm 50 subs away from 400)
I CAN'T I JUST CAN'T WITH THIS I'M THREE MINUTES IN AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET BY FAR OH MY GOSH SHANE
Emily Robertson no not the best one yet
Emily Robertson I like how he says omg so much Simone count how much he says it
Ashlyn Smith who's Simone? why do they have to count?
raineeinwonderland she meant 'someone' count how many times he says oh my god
My dude, I freaking forgot that Courtney Kardashian EXISTED.
Who else cried during lottery?
i did lmao
Brynn Vogel yess the feels bruh
I did
It gave me the feels
no but it gave me the feels :(
Rip Shane's green shirt 💀💀💀
It's been dead
lol!
Kill me 😂😂😂😂😂
*Delanie York* you've been dead, this is hell.
All Karla aren’t you a hater if you hate the haters😂
I'm gonna *LIT* like 5 teabags yaaassss
*lits 4 teabags*
morg6090 morg6090 OK then...
What about my profile picture
you're supposed to say "*LIGHTS* like 5 teabags"
but i love your profile picture
experimental memes oh heh thx 😊😊
Doris Lee *lights 2x
Doris Lee he did one the first time and four the second time
‘Here we go, four tea bags’
BUT YOU PROMISED US FIVE!!!
I am not eating and watching Shane anymore
Now I want a Big Mac. Thanks, Shane.
Same, I don't even eat fast food.
queen abigail I'm eating one.
Mrs. Padalecki MSP Your name and profile picture😍. You know what good shit means ❤👍
Your name and profile picture is amazing!! It's Misha!!
Mrs. Padalecki MSP omg i love you 😭😭❤ #nohomo
Shane compared himself to a dog getting groomed.
Nothing new here 😂
Shane makes fun of Harry Potter
Garret plays this video
YESSSS!
Loved the Harry Potter references in this video!! ⚡️⚡️
When you wish you eyeliner was on fleek on Shane's :)))
Elvira Flores girl when you add all of those smileys it makes you look like you have like a triple chin or something lol
There should be a compilation of Shane saying 'oh my god' like just that. nothing else. just 'oh my god'
Shane: is this stupid?
Me: um hello yes of course but ur Shane u can do anything
put a donut in the waffle iron please
Sally Peter best idea EVER
Sally Peter g
Me me Big boy r u a jackfilms fan???? me me big boy boy me me boy big
maybe......(thanks for the translation, I might not have been able to understand ;0)
Blue shirt-food vid
Red shirt-Theory vid
Green shirt-random stuffs
Pugtato OMGGGG U R DA QUEEEEEEEEENNNN
Pugtato TTTTRRRRUUUUEEEE
SHANE DAWSON MIGHT BE MY FAVOURITE TH-camR EVER
Dane Mays might?
Elexis Stacy He Is!!!
Dane Mays SSSSSAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEEE QUEEN SAME!!!!
Dane Mays might?!? He is my fave u tuber
Might?
6:53 HAD ME LAUGHING ME FREAKING HEAD OF LOL 😂😂😂😂❤️LOVE YOU SHANE ❤️😍😂
"Im a wizard harry" lol
"Demontors harry, there coming for you"
I'm sorry it's just so funny
TayTayPoTayTay now i know what to do with this *vacuums dementors away*
"You ARE a wizard Harry!"
lmfao😂😂😂😂😂😂
TayTayPoTayTay 'bUt iM jUsT hArRy!'
TayTayPoTayTay 'yo harry, it's ur boy hagrid. Ur a wizard fam' -2017 version
Did anyone else notice the makeup smudge on his eyelid in the beginning of the video
It’s from the end of the video
Yea lol
Yea
Yes Yes YES
I love that he laughs and snort at his own jokes omg story of my life 😂
lol ikr, sammmmmmmmeeeeeeeeee, btw have a great day as well and much love from a small youtuber
Love you Shane I've been watching your videos for 7 years keep uploading i love your videos!
5:06- 5:08
and at last i see the lights and it's like the fog has lifted
JELLYBUTTER omg yesss😂😂
JELLYBUTTER yesss
JELLYBUTTER omg that's what I was thinking
JELLYBUTTER DEAD 😂😂
the fog has lifted, not the stars
I swear Shane if you plug your phone into another fucking piece of food...
It happened.
Chloe Chow $
Foxi
Shane is the Queen of DumbLifeHacks
Chloe Chow
5:11
"OmG dEmEnToRs"
"YoU'rE a WiZaRd HaRrY"
"tHeY aRe CoMmInG fOr YoU"
I can't believe Shane's alive
There u go :)
CookiCake h
that's funny because this video has 2 million views.