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  • @julianbluefeather8491
    @julianbluefeather8491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    When she said "I've been 330 pounds and no one should've been promoting me....I should have been shot" I was eating a bagel and a big piece went into my windpipe and I was choking. Couldn't breathe for a solid 5 seconds, and I was laughing the whole time as Jessica was going on her rant. Couldn't stop to save my life

    • @davidnone8951
      @davidnone8951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same

    • @undercoverboss543
      @undercoverboss543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@davidnone8951 no way 😂

    • @vhutch11
      @vhutch11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It’s a movement. No I needed movement 🤣

    • @atilayyilmaz3401
      @atilayyilmaz3401 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      God be with you, Piggy-Pig 🐽

    • @TheLadyDelirium
      @TheLadyDelirium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I made the mistake of listening whilst in public. I couldn't hold it together. I had to cover my face like I was about to sneeze. It was so unexpected and brutal that it was hilarious. 🤣

  • @evelina
    @evelina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2602

    This is one of the best episodes up to date. Jessica really brought out the side of Tim that that we all came to know and love. Behind the comedy there’s just a man who understands the pain of life and makes the best of it by taking responsibility for himself and finding the humor in it all. All while dealing with Ben’s shenanigans- a hero we can aspire to be!

    • @dt-hf8vz
      @dt-hf8vz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      that pesky ben and his shenanigans

    • @moo-snuckle
      @moo-snuckle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      that ben is despicable. hes never doin what hes supposed to, and i hear he is rude to children too! i dont know how tim tolerates the un-professionalism.

    • @bochapman1058
      @bochapman1058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Who are you?

    • @sjtv6565
      @sjtv6565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is probably the best episode

    • @The4thWayExperience
      @The4thWayExperience 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moo-snuckle that’s why he’s there your commenting on him doing his job

  • @MrGreendayzed
    @MrGreendayzed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2912

    Tim is the daughter she never had and she's the father he never had.

    • @justinava1675
      @justinava1675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      True family bonding this episode lmao

    • @ks5553
      @ks5553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      This deserves an algorithm comment

    • @soicybunny
      @soicybunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Lmao she has kids tho

    • @CrashRacknShoot
      @CrashRacknShoot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@soicybunny first day on earth?

    • @dannyboy8474
      @dannyboy8474 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      degenerate

  • @deathbycognitivedissonance5036
    @deathbycognitivedissonance5036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1125

    This episode was the greatest advancement for Gay-Lesbian relations in over 30 years. Hilarious. This one is going on the top shelf.

    • @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
      @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yours is one of the reasons I read the comments. Well done!

    • @JoeMama-yd1ve
      @JoeMama-yd1ve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Awesome comment haha! What a fun dynamic, I always liked Kirson on LoS and Bonfire. Never thought of her with Tim Dillon.

    • @zacklarson2918
      @zacklarson2918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Except Tim and Jessica are the exact opposite of most gay/lesbian people today

    • @iAmMattN
      @iAmMattN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @O__O def brought out the inner gay, hey

    • @iAmMattN
      @iAmMattN 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zacklarson2918 the loud woke f's online and at colleges, etc dont make up the majority of these folks. It's an illusion. Just like the loud, stupid 10-15% of the left and right. The majority of people in america are reasonable and towards the center. Seriously, dig into this stuff and it becomes apparent. Politicians play to the 10-15% because they're the one's that vote in primaries and most places are red or blue. Think about it.. normal people could care less about voting in local primary races. The crazies are the ones they play to for a reason.

  • @allbub2330
    @allbub2330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Jess and Tim should absolutely do a podcast together. So funny and I’ve never heard Tim laugh so hard

    • @HarvestMoon2049
      @HarvestMoon2049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes. They're great together. Much better than her podcast where she has co-hosts. She and Tim are the real deal.

  • @impatient1
    @impatient1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    I enjoy their chemistry more than any guest he has had, they implicitly understand each other and the convo flows naturally

    • @thomasmitchell4128
      @thomasmitchell4128 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      One of the best podcasts, period. I'm not trying to jerk off anyone by saying this, I truly believe this to be one of the best podcasts you can find

    • @alex45041
      @alex45041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      39:42 is the hardest I've ever seen any guest make Tim laugh lol. Jessica is a killer, go see her live if she's in town by you, highly suggest!! Crowd work queen, & nice and dark like Timmy

    • @chrisconway9959
      @chrisconway9959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      First woman Comic that i actually want to see her work

    • @RC-hv1yx
      @RC-hv1yx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That Long Island energy runs deep.
      Source: Grew up on that turd stretching out from NYC’s ass

  • @supcomrade
    @supcomrade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    I gotta stop listening to Tim’s podcast on my walks because people are looking at me like Im a wierdo when I just burst out laughing every 8 seconds!!!

    • @Yaz-pn9py
      @Yaz-pn9py 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Same here.

    • @joeboner4946
      @joeboner4946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same 🤣

    • @kennypyne7821
      @kennypyne7821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So relatable lol

    • @plnkfloydian7814
      @plnkfloydian7814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No they dont

    • @tidepride86
      @tidepride86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Never stop. Don't worry about weirdos thinking you're weird.

  • @larrybrown1789
    @larrybrown1789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Possibly the best part of this episode is when Tim is laughing at Jessica like Ben normally laughs at him.

    • @justinbridgez
      @justinbridgez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i came to the comments at that exact moment to say the same thing

    • @Jensth
      @Jensth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Its very cute! also notice how Tim kept glancing at Jessica during the Seinfeld award clip, to see her reaction. Like people do when theyre trying to impress their friends or someone they fancy. He's so hungry to connect and please people. Adorable!

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      39:50 I’ve never seen Tim laugh this hard 😆

    • @tacoguy316
      @tacoguy316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sprite_525 pop

    • @christopherscott8820
      @christopherscott8820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sprite_525 Just hit when i read that comment.. Fractals myguy. fucking epic.

  • @contra998
    @contra998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    This look tim gives to see if his friend is laughing at what his showing her is the most relatable thing he ever did 24:18 🤣🤣🤣😍

    • @ChelleSimon
      @ChelleSimon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I agree. I thought it was “cute” in a way

  • @Unclemikesshadycorner
    @Unclemikesshadycorner 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    jessica kirsen may legitimately have the worst agent in comedy history, funnier than 95% of the stars today and this episode is already 2 years old

    • @NarcissisticApe
      @NarcissisticApe หลายเดือนก่อน

      Who do you think her acting coach is? I’m gay

  • @lemmehithatnyc461
    @lemmehithatnyc461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    This is the most I've seen Tim laugh with a guest. Saw her live in NYC once. Hilarious.

    • @MrJeanjean2009
      @MrJeanjean2009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Truly. And that accent is the cherry on top.

    • @CrashRacknShoot
      @CrashRacknShoot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      She's the fuckin best.

    • @mattpgarcia
      @mattpgarcia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was shocked at how genuinely uproarious his laughter was. I don't hate or dislike his comic persona at all, but when I hear that laughter it's almost as if he's breaking character. Which I love to see. :) Im not gay, but I'd totally let Tim turn me. Rt ❤️😂🥂

    • @bbdeathgrips
      @bbdeathgrips 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The best

    • @jonjetmore4018
      @jonjetmore4018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Was gonna comment this exact thing lol Its almost weird to see him just sit back and enjoy what is clearly his favorite comedian.

  • @busygal777
    @busygal777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    “I’ll do anything, I’m a garbage can, I’m outta my mind.” LMFAO she is hilarious

    • @onewiththeragingwind6730
      @onewiththeragingwind6730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As a fellow garbage can I believed her shes legit

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She said multiple things I've heard verbatim in multiple 12-step meetings.

    • @sticksandstones3277
      @sticksandstones3277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She’s the unicorn a female comedian that’s actually funny 😂

    • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
      @TheOrlandoTrustfull 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sticks and Stones: You are just paying attention to the wrong female comedians, you raging incel.

    • @DweeD1516
      @DweeD1516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Hi! I'm Timmy the Trashcan!" Went through my head when she said that lol

  • @brochurst8318
    @brochurst8318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Ben laughing obnoxiously loud to let us know he hasn’t been fired just yet

    • @johndelta00
      @johndelta00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Have no doubt, Ben has been fired numerous times.

    • @calebowens414
      @calebowens414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ben makes obnoxious handsome!!

    • @chrisc5574
      @chrisc5574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Due to an error in accounting he still gets a a paycheck

    • @zeroa69
      @zeroa69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hes trying to be like nadav

    • @Toadvine7
      @Toadvine7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This comment aged well

  • @DarrellVermilion
    @DarrellVermilion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    39:34 I love to see Tim laugh this hard, it brings me such joy.

  • @colematthews7535
    @colematthews7535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Jessica: “You see what I do; I just plow through it.”
    Tim: “You don’t care. That’s why everyone respects you. You just don’t give a fuck.”
    Jessica: “Um, I.. I do a little bit, but I have to just do it, and whatever happens happens. I’m barely functioning.”
    Never related to anyone more lmao.

  • @WayTooAndrew
    @WayTooAndrew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    This podcast is literally the best part of any week

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Try fishing or hiking with it, get outside ffs!

    • @blahblahwhocares1018
      @blahblahwhocares1018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      F an A bro you ain’t lying

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Patreon is SO worth it, I have been listening nonstop for 2 days and I have barely made a dent in the archives content there.

    • @mercharris5266
      @mercharris5266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Especially the week of the rapture

    • @mcnally211
      @mcnally211 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dertythegrower who said hes not. He just looks forward to the pig.
      Personally, I like ignoring my wife with my headphones in & fat shaming her whenever I see her lips move. Sometimes we gotta take them down a peg, am I right?

  • @joeleonard9965
    @joeleonard9965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Say what you want, if the guest makes Tim laugh it is a good reccomendation. Jessica has always kept it real and made a great guest.

  • @Amouroso
    @Amouroso 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Never seen Tim laugh this much with a guest. Testament to how funny Jessica is

    • @WhitneyHaverstock
      @WhitneyHaverstock 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha! Yeah he really looses it. So fun. 😏

  • @dannyweaver7322
    @dannyweaver7322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    39:45 It was so nice to see genuine Tim Dillon laughter, that one really tickled him

  • @AwokenEntertainment
    @AwokenEntertainment 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Tim Dillon is Joe Rogan's personal trainer 😂😂

  • @wordyballoons
    @wordyballoons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    That Seinfeld acceptance speech sounded EXACTLY like something Tim would write.

    • @strza7512
      @strza7512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bet Jerry is a closet fan

    • @NUNU082380
      @NUNU082380 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too much lol

    • @jordanmercier3616
      @jordanmercier3616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@strza7512 he's in the closet Tim came out of in his late teens, life really does come full circle.

    • @johnf120
      @johnf120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tim was just being modest when he said Seinfeld wouldn’t like him. That’d be a great episode of Comedians in Cars getting coffee

    • @shrimpscampin
      @shrimpscampin 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The delivery on "I think materialism gets a bad rap" and "my new book called Soulful Materialism" has big Tim energy

  • @catdaddydonbrewer007
    @catdaddydonbrewer007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Tim Dillon is a champion of misery and despair but somehow brings meaning and happiness to my life

    • @bobyogisal3638
      @bobyogisal3638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The truest truism that the truth sets us free. The best of us help people who need help. Then come those who have a powerful light that pushes aside the thick smokescreens that we get so used to we can’t smell them anymore like we used to. One of the most difficult things is to see the reality of the culture surrounding and in us. Just sayin. 🎶🥂🎶❤️

    • @danwinters3397
      @danwinters3397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Him doing Sebastian imitations are the only thing that makes me smile

    • @BadGoyz4Life
      @BadGoyz4Life 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Look up WAR MODE podcast if you're into that humorous hopelessness

  • @pearz420
    @pearz420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    "None of the people doing shrooms are having any of the revelations you'd hope they'd have."
    Tim just summed up half the frustration in my life for the past 16 years.

    • @ryanistooconceited
      @ryanistooconceited 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you need drugs to access a deep revelation to yourself you're doing it wrong

    • @drifter402
      @drifter402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I don't get how all these silicon valley are all into shrooms and then think "Yea I'm going to keep being evil."

    • @onewiththeragingwind6730
      @onewiththeragingwind6730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Theyre micro dosing mostly. I dont think zuck daddy is taking heroic doses

    • @user-gn5bu7tx1b
      @user-gn5bu7tx1b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@drifter402 microdoses help cement new thought patterns. Some cement in the idea that we all need to be in pods

    • @bklmsoul
      @bklmsoul 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-gn5bu7tx1b ugh too true.

  • @devinmcintosh3442
    @devinmcintosh3442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    Jessie is hilarious. Women comics almost always just talk about their snatches for 60 minutes so it was refreshing to hear her talk about fat people being shot in the streets

    • @lancelance9314
      @lancelance9314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a chauvinistic pig I'm happy to be wrong. She rules.

    • @hestermofet6350
      @hestermofet6350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That's why I love her & can't stand almost every other woman comedian. ✌️

    • @graham6132
      @graham6132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hey, I like Amy Schumer….

    • @devinmcintosh3442
      @devinmcintosh3442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@graham6132 you will be shocked to find out that is actually Timothy Dillon hosting this, not Schumer. Honest mistake

    • @graham6132
      @graham6132 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@devinmcintosh3442 All fat people are the same person

  • @thefrankiepalmeri
    @thefrankiepalmeri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    You could tell Jessica's compliments were actually making Tim feel good, so he had to deflect by sarcastically associating his success with fitness and combat sports.

  • @ballzzd33p29
    @ballzzd33p29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Tim and Ben going to open houses should be a show on travel Channel.

  • @hazelinaoh1793
    @hazelinaoh1793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Tim's laughter is our gospel for alternative asthma treatment for smart people who smoke.

  • @Hechttt
    @Hechttt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Tim really brings out his feminine side when he’s around women haha

    • @robertedwards9861
      @robertedwards9861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      just what i thought. gettin sassyy

    • @arcthelink75
      @arcthelink75 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you say feminine side or bitchy side? I can't tell the difference! Lmao

    • @morgangreen2601
      @morgangreen2601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He keeps it 110% when the women are in the room.

    • @MP-oi7dz
      @MP-oi7dz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Stop misgendering Jessica smh

    • @Tybolt1
      @Tybolt1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not really... is there one moment u can point to?

  • @jungle13305
    @jungle13305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Tim's true hard laugh is the best thing I have ever heard

  • @markomarko494
    @markomarko494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Tim Dillion has proven he is the MOST woke entertainer on the planet by having a lesbian on his show, his mortal hated enemy!

    • @snicker12
      @snicker12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂🤣😭

  • @Hatchiko
    @Hatchiko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Tim checking Jessica's expressions throughout Seinfeld's speech was nerve wracking at 4 AM. But sooo happy to see Tim laugh.

    • @TransRoofKorean
      @TransRoofKorean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't agree with them that it was "real", "so unlike Seinfeld". I think of that show, how so often they put themselves into some weird, absurd situation, observe the nonsensical philosophical musings that can be drawn from it, stuff that just happens for a day's events and then it's over, next episode they're back to the same starting place -- typical sitcom thing but Seinfeld dwelled on it explicitly, focusing on the "show about nothing", but a lot of it often was the nonsensical, brief happiness over nothing, etc.
      Plus he's one of those comedians who isn't just a Jewish comedian, but he's *_very_* Jewish about it.
      I dunno, it sounds *_exactly_* like Seinfeld to me, but he'd be right if it was focusing on how it _isn't_ like other comedians, in that it's not coming from the sorrow and angst of a rough existence, as with all of the "real" "best comedians".
      Ofc that's also why Jews are often brilliant comedians, the "rough existence" is more about their awareness of the world they live in, the history of it, past and recent, etc. Joking about the nonsense, cruel whims of fate or w/e, even as they aren't living through them.

  • @D1NKERR
    @D1NKERR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Hey guys, I'm clean from alcohol for 2 years now! I'm glad you're having a conversation about this. Congratulations Ben! Way to stay sober buddy!

    • @danieljacot3083
      @danieljacot3083 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I saw you butt chugging a beer at The country music festival last month

    • @jumbolumps666
      @jumbolumps666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Congrats to you, man, keep up the great work!

    • @D1NKERR
      @D1NKERR 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danieljacot3083 Aw man, I don't know if my ass could handle that! haha

    • @msannthrope_2049
      @msannthrope_2049 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🙂✨💚🍀

  • @JenManning371
    @JenManning371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    If the world was ending… sitting in a room with Tim and Jessica would be calming

    • @bena1826
      @bena1826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "If"

    • @coverage022
      @coverage022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      that’s literally what we are all doing

    • @soicybunny
      @soicybunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@coverage022 lol, indeed.

    • @WhitneyHaverstock
      @WhitneyHaverstock 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha 🤣 "if".

    • @seanclark390
      @seanclark390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can tell they are both from Long Island.

  • @xavierHere457
    @xavierHere457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Jessica Kirson is Tim Dillon’s long lost sister and you can see the amazing chemistry they have. They really brought the best out of each other and was a nonstop podcast of intrigue.

  • @tonyesposito8453
    @tonyesposito8453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    39:45 Dillon and Kirson laughing has me dying. I must have watched this clip 100 times and it keeps staying funny.

    • @jeremiaha5167
      @jeremiaha5167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks for the timestamp! Just watched it again.

  • @ayaNjah
    @ayaNjah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    This was top tier!!😂😂I haven't seen Tim laugh like that in a long time and I was cracking up none stop. We need more of Jessica just everywhere!

    • @thomasmitchell4128
      @thomasmitchell4128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I have never heard or seen Tim laugh so hard

    • @doelmo5069
      @doelmo5069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tim could easily transition into a Jiminy Glick impression.

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      39:50 never see Tim dying like that 😆

    • @morgangreen2601
      @morgangreen2601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Sprite_525 she for sure added a couple months to his life with that belly laugh she gave him

  • @daledan-tony8722
    @daledan-tony8722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Jessica is one of my favorite working comics. She’s special and we must protect her. Thank you for putting her on the platform Tim.

    • @alex45041
      @alex45041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So deserved! She's incredible

  • @blablablaa14
    @blablablaa14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I am just happy someone can make Tim laugh because it seems rare where he laughs rather than makes people laugh

  • @erniehearty
    @erniehearty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I am currently struggling to get and stay clean, and hearing Tim, Ben and guest talk about the program and getting sober makes me feel not so alone in this battle.

    • @ShinTaxSolutions
      @ShinTaxSolutions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We're rooting for you Ernie 💪🏾

    • @bodeybreaks9342
      @bodeybreaks9342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You can do it Ernie!!! We believe in you

    • @carolorber6009
      @carolorber6009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "work it, cause you're worth it."

    • @hubflower5433
      @hubflower5433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Try your best…all that matters

    • @chriswest7639
      @chriswest7639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ernie please if I could stand in front of you and tell you being sober changed my life for the better. Please , take this as a sign and go to a meeting. You won't regret it

  • @austin7530
    @austin7530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Tim- you guys need to start a podcast together. You 2 are perfect ying/Yang where the convo flows and you both have the same sense of humor and are quick witted enough to keep the bit going. This was AWESOME

  • @donaldlumps6355
    @donaldlumps6355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "I was disgusting and should have been shot" I relate with this shit so much 😂

  • @michaelm.5054
    @michaelm.5054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Jessica Kirson is one of the funniest on this planet. She’s that family member that you see every once in a while and just laugh about why the family is getting together in the first place

  • @blackasinc
    @blackasinc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    This isn't a podcast. It's a series of recorded AA meetings.

  • @chrishedley115
    @chrishedley115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I love when jessica says some heavy shit like “the internet has ruined peoples lives” and Tim is just doing that heavy horse laugh lmao

    • @chrishedley115
      @chrishedley115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also does keep really work btw? Asking for a friend (me)

    • @hennythingispossible11
      @hennythingispossible11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chrishedley115 it worked for me. But when i stopped taking it, my hairfall started becoming worse. The thing is you have to keep taking it for life or else all the hard work will be ruined. So i suggest you go to a good hair doctor and talk about hair transplant or other permanent options.

  • @mikepelosi9877
    @mikepelosi9877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    This is not only the (arguably) best episode of the Tim Dillon show, but one of the best and viciously entertaining podcasts of all time. Jessica and Tim have chemistry and kinship that is rarely seen.

  • @sohelhussain2689
    @sohelhussain2689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I usually don’t like when guests are on but hit it out of the park with this one

  • @Chris-P
    @Chris-P 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    World's will collide when Tim and Kirson become straight together lol

  • @taraortiz
    @taraortiz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    It's crazy: I'm hooked into Tim Dillon and I can't stop watching. Tim is a blessing, yes or yes?

    • @moo-snuckle
      @moo-snuckle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yes and yes

    • @samus598
      @samus598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes sir yes

    • @Kylielifts6379
      @Kylielifts6379 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is this for Tims only fans coming out as Bi and we watch Ben get pegged by both of them. Yes bless up Ur late too ab 4 years sub to his Patreon.

    • @signalpathproductions
      @signalpathproductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thumbs up = yes yes

    • @skibooski6884
      @skibooski6884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ll go with yes

  • @theGoldshark33
    @theGoldshark33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Jessica is hilarious she should co host!!! plus tim and her definitely have a chemistry- this has been my favorite episode in a long time and i love this show!!!!

  • @lyndon7221
    @lyndon7221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Tim doing that thing everyone does when they show someone a clip, eyes darting from clip to face to see if they like it. Panicking half way through that they're not enjoying it haha

  • @MS-sv1tr
    @MS-sv1tr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    That Seinfeld speech was great, it could've been written by Tim himself

    • @imemberberry
      @imemberberry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Much more respect for Jerry now. He's got a few good clips. There was another speech/interview of his that was real asf and even darker than this I thought that was what Tim was gonna pull up. If I can find it on YT I'll edit post with link.
      Edit: if it helps I think Burr mentioned it on his podcast at some point or to Jerry on CCGC.

    • @darklord220
      @darklord220 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      His suicide joke on seinfeld was also very good

    • @Feroal2
      @Feroal2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Completely

  • @Cletus_the_Elder
    @Cletus_the_Elder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I love Tim looking at Jessica while they're watching the Jerry Seinfeld clip. I imagine a young Tim watching Three's Company on the General Electric with his mom, looking over to see if she was laughing at the jokes.

    • @Hatchiko
      @Hatchiko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dude that was nerve wracking to watch. I was stressed out for Tim..

    • @40rods
      @40rods 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Hatchiko Jessica definitely held up her end of the bargain - doesn't find Jerry funny ever!

    • @Matanumi
      @Matanumi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was actually a funny moment of Jerry.... and his stand up comedy DOES suck!

  • @jakem4444
    @jakem4444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Just started listening to this podcast and it's the greatest thing in the world.

    • @bob11664
      @bob11664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yea dude. It’s so great

    • @sarahb2004
      @sarahb2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Welcome to the clan!

    • @sarahb2004
      @sarahb2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      P.S. we are all insane and insufferable, so there’s a certain way you have to act to be accepted.

    • @JimMacintosh
      @JimMacintosh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Welcome aboard

    • @marshallmills7860
      @marshallmills7860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hang on tight

  • @newturtle3
    @newturtle3 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    39:40
    Wow this is literally the hardest ive seen Tim laugh. And it got me too 😂
    They should do more episodes together this entire podcast was gold

  • @DomT0311
    @DomT0311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Love seeing Tim laugh. Jessica absolutely slayed. Great chemistry here.

  • @soicybunny
    @soicybunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love you both together. The best duo besides Ben and Tim themselves- Tim and Jessica are an incredible comedic duo. Amazing chemistry and back and forth bouncing off each other’s energies. 🥇🥇

    • @arod6079able
      @arod6079able 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Got to go with Kump first but if he brought her on more often I'd agree

  • @4Everlast
    @4Everlast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The budget for snacks for Lizo's crew must be on the Disney-Avengers level.

  • @baz3736
    @baz3736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Best combo they should start a podcast together!!!! Perfectly balanced

  • @wozuihaodeshenghuo1132
    @wozuihaodeshenghuo1132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "But why would you want tomato sauce at your fake house?"
    "WHY WOULD YOU WANT A FAKE HOUSE?!"
    Tim just saying sane things is somehow funnier than most comedy specials.

  • @fiendishshape
    @fiendishshape 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:17 might be one of my favorite moments on a podcast. Jessica & Tim are such a fucking great combo

  • @justinava1675
    @justinava1675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I hope you dont get lung cancer Tim. You truly are a national treasure. Your personality and perspective is comical and youre gold

    • @danielfiore8865
      @danielfiore8865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, I hope you don't get hit by a bus. Because your comments on TH-cam are so insightful.

    • @dt-hf8vz
      @dt-hf8vz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@danielfiore8865 hey man, it’ll be alright.

    • @justinava1675
      @justinava1675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danielfiore8865 everythings going to be ok. My friend

    • @mraBJJ33
      @mraBJJ33 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cancer will just make him funnier

  • @garlottos
    @garlottos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Tying off to inject some more Tim Dillon into my veins, always the highlight of the week!

    • @iHappyVideo
      @iHappyVideo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got Tim and fentanyl in my arms ! Time to nodd off to the sound of Tim highlight/make light of the most horrific things going on in the world rn.

    • @yvettemoore71
      @yvettemoore71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tim Dillon talking fat activism is absolutely PERFECT 🇦🇺❤🇺🇲

    • @tidepride86
      @tidepride86 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iHappyVideo me t..............

  • @maceyplz9122
    @maceyplz9122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I love when Tim talks about his boomer parents, my boomer parents were very similar. What an accurate description of the boomers.

    • @10oner
      @10oner 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boomers are better than ur generation. They thrive in your time but u wouldnt survive a day in thiers

    • @emmabby22
      @emmabby22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same and it’s sad that we can all relate

    • @WallhacksYT
      @WallhacksYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      did they also collect beanie babies and Hess trucks as serious forms of investment? nothing more boomer than that

    • @Jimmy-jm1ol
      @Jimmy-jm1ol 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the boomer criticism is a little shortsighted. Zoom out a little and realize that humans just suck in general, and that even if the millennials had their circumstances they would have fulfilled the same exact role in history.

    • @jedmonson100
      @jedmonson100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emmabby22 yes it is.

  • @maradevine
    @maradevine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Watching Tim laugh so joyfully always makes me feel so happy. I was first introduced to Jessica on YMH and am blown away by her humor and sage insight every time.
    Also the cigarette smoke slowly filling the screen as Jessica talks addiction is fucking gold.

  • @TigerBelly
    @TigerBelly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Two of my favorites. What an episode!! -PD

    • @MrColtonPlace
      @MrColtonPlace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Get Tim on Tigerbelly George!

    • @Hi.my.name.is.
      @Hi.my.name.is. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nosotros Papaya

    • @buttface9434
      @buttface9434 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      meh tim dillon isnt funny at all.

    • @jakeclouts
      @jakeclouts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yaaaaaas

    • @borrowedtongue
      @borrowedtongue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MrColtonPlace problem is Tim is funny and Bobby/Tiger Belly isn’t

  • @iHappyVideo
    @iHappyVideo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Love these twos chemistry. Could almost be able to replace baby girl Ben. Anyway this episode had me laughing my ass off. 9/10 of an ep.

    • @Zgembo121
      @Zgembo121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nobody puts Ben in the corner!!!

    • @jordanmercier3616
      @jordanmercier3616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      9/11, in my opinion, just taking down the towers level funny, you know what I mean?

    • @Asthmaticape
      @Asthmaticape 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She was my original favorite YMH guest, check it out

    • @Asthmaticape
      @Asthmaticape 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shaggy 2 Dope probably took her spot, but she held for awhile

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not a big ask.

  • @Riclmnopp
    @Riclmnopp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Amy Schumer said she has been traumatized and is taking a month off, so i just want to say thank you to Will Smith.

    • @thedogs3467
      @thedogs3467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @dcsc1
      @dcsc1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @drdeadbeat1604
      @drdeadbeat1604 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I only wish he'd slapped her

    • @imemberberry
      @imemberberry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

  • @BigMikeR35
    @BigMikeR35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love when Tim gets to talk to his straight side.
    Entire episode had me rolling.

  • @ryanh1275
    @ryanh1275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "cheering and feeding me chicken nuggets like i just finished a marathon" lmaoooo

  • @Yabuddy53
    @Yabuddy53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    “What do you think the mental illness rate of the country is?” “98.5 percent”
    *ben cackling in the background
    Sounds about right

  • @snoogcity
    @snoogcity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    She’s FKG amazing . Watched her live with my wife . An amazing person and smooth pairing with Tim.

  • @autumnlover12358
    @autumnlover12358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Great episode. Missing the Jeffrey Dahmer vibes that Ben brings to the show.

    • @JoshBrnjac
      @JoshBrnjac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Greatest comment ever

    • @blueskynoise2177
      @blueskynoise2177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He’s wholesome and oddly creepy at the same time. Tim’s perfect counterpart

    • @dt-hf8vz
      @dt-hf8vz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      just thinking about his laugh as he murders someone. chills.

    • @susan908
      @susan908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ben is SO much hotter than Dahmer. Ted Bundy without the hair gel?

    • @autumnlover12358
      @autumnlover12358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@susan908 Glenn Howerton with glasses?

  • @jwloone8
    @jwloone8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    So nice of Jessica to give a boost to the platform of a relatively unknown comedian like Tim

  • @msjonyba1234
    @msjonyba1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I don’t usually like when he has guests, but she’s hilarious! I’ve never seen him laugh so much nor so hard!

  • @femmefatale883
    @femmefatale883 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Tim, please have Jessica back on the show. There’s only so many times I can re-watch this.

  • @alann4598
    @alann4598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Probably one of my favorite episodes yet. If you had her back on the show I wouldn’t complain.

  • @bennyVblue
    @bennyVblue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Sitting here, eating fried mozzarella…enjoying the show the way it was intended

  • @mutantzombie8603
    @mutantzombie8603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Best comedy match up ever. I've never seen anyone make Tim laugh like that, but I'm not surprised it was Jessica Kirson. She's the best.

  • @AgitpropPsyop
    @AgitpropPsyop 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Jessica has some of the best crowd work I’ve seen… Her and Stavros are pretty much at the top as far as I’m concerned

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:32 Jessica is so quick, definitely Tim's long lost cousin XD

  • @CommanderCOOL45
    @CommanderCOOL45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Yo Jessica K. is so honest and attractive, its that long island charm that gets me lol. Funniest woman on the planet!

  • @Wolfmantoys
    @Wolfmantoys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love it when Tim talks about being sober. I’ve been sober for 6 years and found Tim during the pandemic. It’s great to listen to someone that is sober but has a wicked sense of humor.

    • @bossHogOG
      @bossHogOG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For non-sober people, listening to someone talk about their sobriety is terribly boring.

    • @michelemurphy3541
      @michelemurphy3541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bossHogOG dude, I am drinking wine straight outta the bottle, in my parent’s guest room right now;a little drunkie and I freaking love when people discuss their sobriety~it is very cool & frankly, I live for it. It’s like tapas to my wine. Bottle. Drinking. 💫🤗

    • @calebowens414
      @calebowens414 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michelemurphy3541 You dont have to mention your parents guest room

    • @michelemurphy3541
      @michelemurphy3541 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@calebowens414 true

  • @Lulu-xf8iy
    @Lulu-xf8iy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Absolutely, I feel like so many people are mentally ill right now. Like everyone is losing it.

    • @daysjours
      @daysjours 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is the sanest response.

    • @_asantesana_squashbanana_
      @_asantesana_squashbanana_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Especially Trump supporters. They're all insane. Banning books for words. Absolute snowflakes!

  • @justuswise
    @justuswise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    this is the best episode of any podcast i've ever watched. i'm out of breath here, props to Jessica and Tim 😂😂

  • @godemperorpepe
    @godemperorpepe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The Metaverse discussion was peak reflection of society. Most people are obsessed with escapism. Primarily because of the fact that when you “unplug” the world around you is hostile, confused, depressed, manic, and most importantly dangerous as fuck.

  • @Audiofatuation
    @Audiofatuation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I've never seen anyone make Tim laugh like Jess

  • @globalcryptohypermegamindw6481
    @globalcryptohypermegamindw6481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    These two together with Ben laughing in the background is something special.

  • @mikewood9041
    @mikewood9041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    How is Tim not the most popular comedian yet truly hilarious

    • @paros320
      @paros320 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I saw his standup a few months ago, and it was outrageously funny the entire time. I was crying.

  • @juiceloose100
    @juiceloose100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    My first time ever listening to Jessica Kirson. She's fucking wild! She had me cracking up!

  • @idab6864
    @idab6864 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "people losing their hair is disgusting so you gotta go to keeps" lmfao best ad ever

  • @e1v1a19
    @e1v1a19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Thank god. Jessica is actually a funny comedian - way funnier than Amy Schumer and Hannah Gadsby.

    • @bmthornell
      @bmthornell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My dog is funnier than those two, and he’s on his death bed.

    • @rorobobo8401
      @rorobobo8401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bmthornell yeah But Jessica kills more than most of the top male comedians.

    • @bmthornell
      @bmthornell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rorobobo8401 didn’t say she didn’t

    • @darklord220
      @darklord220 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rorobobo8401 which top male comics

    • @rorobobo8401
      @rorobobo8401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darklord220 she’s in the same league as Bill Burr

  • @bigpeople80099
    @bigpeople80099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Oh my god I LOVE THIS WOMAN. Thanks for putting her on Tim

  • @ItsEdG
    @ItsEdG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The way Jessica says the word "disgusting" is hilarious!😂😂😂

  • @miker9930
    @miker9930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Tim isn’t “the greatest gay comedian”. He’s just a “great comedian”. His sexuality doesn’t transcend his humor and that’s why his material is good.

    • @D.M.T
      @D.M.T 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He’s both. Stop being soft.

    • @maxxe2
      @maxxe2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@calebowens414 as a very busy man, I dont have time to read your comment

    • @Dedhead6992
      @Dedhead6992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He is the greatest gay comedian because his sexuallity doesn't transcend his comedy. We shouldn't celebrate his sexuallity or act like he's the greatest gay comedian because gays have been kept out of industry. We should celebrate and make the point to other gays that no one is keeping them down or cares about their sexuallity so stfu and do what you want. As a gay man it's annoying af that we complain that we are only seen as our sexuallity while we make everything about it qt the same time

    • @jordanmercier3616
      @jordanmercier3616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maxxe2 you gotta learn to read faster, maybe your fake business would take off and you wouldn't be so broke.

    • @jordanmercier3616
      @jordanmercier3616 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@troglodyte1052 nah Hinchcliffe is gayer.

  • @adrienhedrick2343
    @adrienhedrick2343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    One of the best guests you've ever had on. I usually don't care much for the guest episodes but she was too damn funny.

  • @revengeofthesynth5430
    @revengeofthesynth5430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Kirson is such a cozy guest, great combo here, can't wait to listen at work Monday morning!

  • @ElisabethKanyer
    @ElisabethKanyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I've never heard Tim laugh like this. I LOVE IT!!! SUCH A GOOD EP!!!

  • @coltonjones2253
    @coltonjones2253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Jessica talking about being 300 lbs was one of the funniest things I've ever heard 🤣

    • @lenderzconstable
      @lenderzconstable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn’t get what was so funny about that. Not my kind of humor I guess. I like it better when he just rants.

    • @monkeydotbizness
      @monkeydotbizness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lenderzconstable there’s a suspicious amount of comments about how great Jessica is here…she is funnier for being a woman but still much less funny than almost anyone at a warehouse or a construction site.

    • @someone1
      @someone1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@monkeydotbizness suspicious 😂 ok, detective

  • @cablguyyy
    @cablguyyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Omg, I was in tears, this was phenomenal!!! Thank you guys!!!

  • @adammoore4332
    @adammoore4332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I've never seen anyone make tim laugh so hard.