Nah parents gonna hit you with the “Free food and house all year round” so u get nothing for Xmas 💀 Edit: Why is everyone so mad in the comments, its a joke. But yes, be grateful for everything you have ❤️
You know what I got for Christmas this year? It was a banner fucking year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny."
@@kalebbryson1979are you dumb? I got 10 dolers for Christmas and I’m still grateful. I would literally combust if I got 20 dolers for Christmas. Ungrateful human being, straight to the naughty list
You know you parents are real ones when they pull out the “Watchu mean your gift, this electricity is yo gift, the roof over your head is your gift this heated house is your gift” 😂😢
It’s like, ok brokie. Make excuses. Call the bare minimum a gift. Watch me unplug yo life support at 80 and be like “You grown. Pay for yo own electricity. Why should the nursing home have to pay to keep you alive”
I swear to god if i got beans and half drinken/drunken sprite for christmas, im telling every single kid from now on that, santa, the toothfairy, easter bunny aren't real.
The person complaining about getting fruit snacks really forgot how good those things hit. I don’t care what shape they are fruit snacks are delicious.
My mom once told me that she got a half used container of Tic Tacs for Christmas and given what I remember of my great grandmother I honestly believe her.
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Nice
So how is pear
Ok😮
Do a shorts wars characters tier list.
Man I'm lucky I got a PC and PS5
Bro said "ChIEuPs"
"And a can of b﷽ns"
Bro was sounding like goofy with that one Huck Huck miCkey
@@A-602.0🤨؟
@@A-602.0Bro what😂
@@A-602.0 no way you literally just snuck sacred text in the platform
Royal Pear just chilling in the background
Fr, forgot to watch vid, just watched royal pear chilling
Also, the backdrop is from wizzle
No?
@@Kirbo333he come out the tent near the short ending
i cant see him
“Sir, how many voice cracks are there gonna be in this video?”
Royal Proto: Yes
”Dora food ŞÑÆĆĶŚ" never gets old
"Maybe a small bag of CHÆPS"
Ø is better
Chieps
"small bag of cheups"
Fr
I was looking for this comment
@@noahwoning4698same
Real
Pomni just is flexing her Glitch production’s wealth on us lol
What
Please shut up now
those headphones look like they cost around 30 dollars wym
It’s a joke
Who saw royal pear
👇
We are not blind
@@user-yd8ml2hu3bthats true
Like beggar
I did
@@jasiu6952 whatever you say, toxic five-year-old
Nah parents gonna hit you with the “Free food and house all year round” so u get nothing for Xmas 💀
Edit: Why is everyone so mad in the comments, its a joke. But yes, be grateful for everything you have ❤️
Fr its like they doing bare minimum💀
but arent they supposed to give you a food and a house anyways? ITS THE #1 MOST IMPORTANT PART OF PARENTING???!??!?!?!!!???!?!?!?!?!
@@sweetnothingnesscorrection second most important part of parenting. The first is showing up to your birth. Dr doofenshmirtz can’t relate
Ahh, yes. The bare minimum
@@sweetnothingness thats just the bare míninun
For not consider
Negligence
Or
Abuse
ITS THE BARE MINIMUN AND ITS THERE CHOICE HAVE A KID
Acoustic Stereo Headphones: ❌
Autistic Stereo Headphones: ✅
…
Fr
@@GamerTVR?
Even better
Suits me (I'm autistic)
You know what I got for Christmas this year? It was a banner fucking year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny."
The Impostor V4 Fan getting a dollar for christmas...
as a vs impostor v4 fan, i get nothing for christmas
Pear dipped when he heard about em1$ giftcards💀
I got 3,000 bucks
Truly a "ChIaPs" moment
Already know people are gonna be like
"PeOpLe WhO sAw RoYaLpEaR
👇🏼"
Rip proto, you will be remembered for 45 eec of lore you had in shorts war
Did he die?
For Christmas I got spammed in my DMs because I wasnt willing to go on a game that I had quit at 10 pm
Pears just chillin
"And a small bag of ChEuIpS"
It wasn’t the limited adition Dora fruit snacks that a war crime
Royal pear just running in the background
"Struggle Meal Thanksgiving" goes unnecessarily hard
That paper with 20 dolers is worth it
Worth 0.01 cents?
@@kalebbryson1979 no worth 20 dolers
i love dolers 🤑🤑🤑@@aidaniscol
@@kalebbryson1979are you dumb? I got 10 dolers for Christmas and I’m still grateful. I would literally combust if I got 20 dolers for Christmas. Ungrateful human being, straight to the naughty list
@@aidaniscoldollars*
I laughed way too hard at that “20 dolers”
worst present ever, new parents would be better
Would have exchanged whoever gave me that gift for 20 dollars
"small bag of CHÆÏAEUIPS"
Bro said that chips like goofy 😂😂😂
You know you have a bad xmas when you get a 1 dollar gift card to the Disney world shop
My fam did me dirty bro 😭
@@TheMightyReverseCardI got an X box some Dragonball figures to add to my collection and art supplies, along with over $100 how about you 💀
@@Remote1073 I was the one who got the 1 dollar gift card
@@TheMightyReverseCard 💀 bro why did they have to do you like that
@@Remote1073 idk 😭
You know you parents are real ones when they pull out the “Watchu mean your gift, this electricity is yo gift, the roof over your head is your gift this heated house is your gift” 😂😢
That's like... Your job
the bare fucking minimum. Those some lame ass parents ion care what nobody say
It’s like, ok brokie. Make excuses. Call the bare minimum a gift. Watch me unplug yo life support at 80 and be like “You grown. Pay for yo own electricity. Why should the nursing home have to pay to keep you alive”
@@Tiredmiataparents skipped.one Christmas and you took is personally💀
@@Tiredmiata "why won't my parents talk to me anymore?"
“Are you acoustic?”
“Yes, now let me play my autistic guitar”
Bros vids are way too relatable and funny 🤣
I got a grain of rice for my Christmas present☠️☠️☠️
“Maybe a small bag of ch- *reincarnates into his goofy form* i *remembers he’s royal proto* ps”
"Struggle meal Thanksgiving" 😂😂😂😂😂
The rude buster goes crazy 😂
R.I.P proto
Gone but never forgotten 😭🕊️
Did he die?
@@Pen-gwen yes
WHEN?!?!@@achourfreepalestine
@@Pen-gwenno
@@achourfreepalestine bro stop the cap you arent funny
Imagine you see a box the general size of a play station and you get a carrot
i found out santa wasnt real when i was 9 and got soap, hand sanitizer, and a a toy for a game i didnt even know about
Why am I seeing this at 4:00 A.M. Just let me go to sleepppppp😭
Now we need a short wars creator tear list
tear?
Short Wars is almost skibidi toilet level of cringe 😭
@@wintonoverwat bruh
@@wintonoverwatyou did NOT just compare shorts wars to SKIBIDI TOILET HOMEBOY
@@hexational3028 Yeah I did. They're both cringe and only little kids care about it.
R.I.P proto. we were there for you.
I’ve gotten to a point in my life where I’m excited when I get socks for Christmas
Seeing royal pwar could make royalproto possibly canon to shorts wars.
Me and my family all got nothing because we don't give gifts during the holiday season, only rarely on birthdays
The voice crack when he said chips 😂😂😂
CHIEUPS
When I saw the headphones my initial thought was “why did they do that bruh” but then remembered that acoustic is actually a word
me not celebrating christmas : dances
"maybe a small bag of cheehhups"😭💀
I got a TV that I have to share with my brother. It’s pretty nice.
Ngl the person who gave the carrot was pretty thoughtful if you're lonely enough
Am I the only one who saw RoyalPear just casually walk out of the tent?
I swear to god if i got beans and half drinken/drunken sprite for christmas, im telling every single kid from now on that, santa, the toothfairy, easter bunny aren't real.
Rip Porto, he died fighting like the true maniac he is
The person complaining about getting fruit snacks really forgot how good those things hit. I don’t care what shape they are fruit snacks are delicious.
fax bro.Fruit snacks be bussin
The fact that I loved my fruit snacks is crazy
"maybe a small bag of ChIæuPs"
When you want to give someone 20 bucks but your broke
Rip Royal Proto 😪 You will be missed
I got a molecule of air hip hip hooray
I never got any Christmas gifts in my entire life yall guys so lucky yall got a gift atleast i got family and a house!
Nah a single dollar is just disrespectful
At least it's actually money and not a worthless piece of paper
better than nothing because I don’t celebrate Christmas and I get nothing every Christmas
@@creelaasame
atleast better than 20 "dolers"
@@meowingss valid
Props to proto for making a video while trapped in a simulation
If y'all know the "do you want a browny?" Meme this will be real funny anyway you want a present? Yeah. too bad there beans
Man, i got cat ear headphones and boba.... I'm thankful i didn't get no *carrot* for Christmas
I got a bow and arrow, I will be committing crimes. Unrelated to the bow but I haven’t paid my taxes in 4 years
I got a sword n shield
I got a axe
I got lightsabers
@@Zapa1206 🤯
nice to see him included in shorts wars, the tier lists pair well with pear
Its cool the videos takin place at the camp
A small bag of chips ❌
A small bag of choaps✅
the damn " a small bag of ChiuoPs"
RIP Royal Proto
What happens to the channel now?
Maybe royalproto is back in the real world?
I told my aunt that I dont listen to music then got a five and below speaker
It broke after 3 minutes
I got a grain of rice packed in a big ass box with a message in it saying the food you desserve💀
RIP PROTO
Who watched pears latest vid
👇
Why are you begging for likes?
Who wants a short war creator tier list 😂
👇🏻
Me
Cringe
@@Contemplatingspidershut up
@@Contemplatingspider your comment is
@@alexdemary5274*your
The dayz reference is wild😭
Blacks pfp fits that message perfectly bro lol
Rude buster in the background goes hard
Those gummies are actually GOOD
Damn only a bag of “CHUHIPS”
Bro turned into goofy with the chieups
Struggle meal thanksgiving is too real
POMNIIIIIII HERE IS SOME ACOUSTIC HEADPHONES
I've gotten nothing 6 years in a row 🗿 Santa being real stingy this decade
Welch's fruit snacks are actually fire tho
Everyones talking about how he says chips and all that but did no one else just realize Royal pear in the back round.
"It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year, because someone ducking drank my sprite cranberry"
As an Asian, I got homework for Christmas.😢
" a small bag of CHeYUippS"
"And a can of Bëæns" bruh
It's gonna be even worse when they tell you "it's the thought that counts"
My mom once told me that she got a half used container of Tic Tacs for Christmas and given what I remember of my great grandmother I honestly believe her.
Happy new year Proto 🤟🤟🤟
Man after my Xmas break I saw everyone wit iPads and beats
"wait don't keep scrolling I'm desperate"
🥺
✋👕
The way he says chips is so funny
I got a couple bags of Doritos dinamita but on god that was probably one of the most thoughtful gifts I could have gotten
A freaking lego jet for christmas😂😂😂
As someone who actually is "acoustic" I agree that the internet
I would never, never be ungrateful for a gift, even if it was a single dollar.
The way he said chips-
Chieups got me 💀