The description is great, especially the writer part. So many one-sided yandere kidnappings. If you're willing to play, you must also accept the possibility to lose, right? Not very fair to always be the one to get your way, Yandere Speakers. This audio is for all these times we couldn't fight back (but really wanted to).
@@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp Interesting what else books is laying around here.... Like a Book for Parents to Master the way Of the Belt, A Book of a Treasure turn Human into a Dragon and else... Who da hell there got that books?
Love your scripts and the intro and the tags wwww sadly these audios can't help me sleep because I can't stop laughing outloud while listening. At this point miss yandere should just move in with us, usually I like yanderes for their big love. But having this one blabbing around seems like so much fun lol
"Here's a lesson for you, yandere newbie. From someone who's been disposing bodies for years, I could easily find at least 10 ways to make sure you're never found again. So just keep that in mind the next time you try stalking me."
Interesting take the reverse kidnap, usually when the scenarios are reversed it's because the Listener is a yandere, and they are the more skilled or just straight up lucky; not because they're fed up with their stalker and decided to give them a taste of their own medicine...
You're not even a threat you're just a nuisance. Good thing I caught you before you hurt any of my loved ones. Now if you'll excuse me I am going to make a quick phone call to the Sheriff's office.
Well you would have been able to successfully kidnap me, if I didn’t read the entire trilogy of How To be a Yandere in case someone would be insane enough to love me
I wish I didn’t have thumbs sometimes… I want to do these cool karambit tricks but my thumb looks like a mummy rn, cause I’m not the best at it… that shit cut deep cause it’s .6lbs instead of .23lbs. Anyways the video was aight…
When they said it was hard to follow you around because you were driving like a madman I had thought man had a molded out car and was flat out speeding and drifting and all types of shit a street racer would do but idk ig I watch tons of car stuff I am very curious by what she meant by madman
she: "I am not suppost to be tied up you are!" Me: "oh so you planed to take me huh? you know... (walking up to the tied up girl and moves very close to hear face whit a scary smile and a broken spy camera) I don't think I see a future of this relationship if you are continuously puting up spy hardwares on every single corner of the house. (dropes spy camera while still looking at the girl whit the same creepy smiling expresion) besides do you still want to date a man who is also a silent deviant that is good to supres his desiers in the right moment whitout a trace? hahaha I might do stuff that you did not even think of I whould have done cuz i have practised to supres and also know my trigers and limits.
Man, this video was very close to being the very antithesis to Yandere videos that I find commonplace here on the internet. This would have been the catharsis I wanted to see, because I do NOT get the appeal of Yanderes nor why they are so loved to the point of "Oh mommy/daddy, keep me captive all you want! I would love nothing more than to be with you! Blah Blah Blah" whatever bullcrap, and yet the Yandere here still gets what she wanted, getting together with her target. If I were the listener in this situation, I would have told her I was not interested in being her "partner". I also would have not only left her tied in that chair for a good long while but also made it very clear to her that she was gonna regret stalking me, all the way to reporting her to the police, and notifying her family and place of business of her shenanigans. *sighs* Guess my search continues on. I'm very sorry if I'm coming off as rude here, but I had my hopes for this, especially when you had me hook, line, and sinker from the title of this video. I mean, sure, she says she'll stop stalking, and she's only having dinner, but what if that's just a cover-up for her to try again? And her saying "she'll stop" is just for the listener to drop their guard? Am I being unrealistic here? Maybe. A slight possibility. But, do you know what it's like having your hopes high for something, only for the metaphorical rug to be pulled out from underneath you? Don't get me wrong, I'm not mad at this, I'm just...disappointed.
Foolish Girl.... Messing with me weren't a good choice but due she likes me and i like her i think i can look over it without a punishment... Besides i ain't new to the Business so
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The description is great, especially the writer part. So many one-sided yandere kidnappings. If you're willing to play, you must also accept the possibility to lose, right? Not very fair to always be the one to get your way, Yandere Speakers. This audio is for all these times we couldn't fight back (but really wanted to).
Thank you for this!!! This is exactly my thought process making this one!!
Newbie Yandere: "It said so in my 'How to be a Yandere' Handbook."
Me: "THEY MAKE HANDBOOKS FOR THIS?!?!"
*emerges from a pile of books* pretty sure I left it around here somewhere...
*Hands u a book* is this what you're looking for?
"YOU JUST DRUG THEM AND TAKE THEM, ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!"
@@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp Interesting what else books is laying around here.... Like a Book for Parents to Master the way Of the Belt, A Book of a Treasure turn Human into a Dragon and else... Who da hell there got that books?
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Perfect use of this phrase
Well well well how the turntables
I thought it was " oh how the tables have turned"
@@Myrex_Malakhi it is it's just funny i guess idk
I about to say UNO REVERSE
Oh how the turned have tables
@@assassinsmaster1698 okay now that annoys me but I know it's funny to others
I like to think the listener just left her tied to the chair when they left.
Me: *sits back, twirling a knife absently through interaction.*
Relatable lol
Same
@@introvert_ihatepeople Hey toga you are my fav💖how are you?
@@The_unknow_Human 👍 good ty so much I made l.ov into a mafia and I'm now a mafia boss yeah know the normal
@@introvert_ihatepeople I would love to join but i am dating a hero but so cool how are you and dabi?😏
That *dramatic* conveniently placed spider web for *dramatic effect.*
*it got me*
A spiderweb is always necessary for ✨dramatic effect✨😁😁 also our resident spider, Herb, appreciates the vacation house.
Same
7:04 I’m So Proud Of Her!
Adorable
Love your scripts and the intro and the tags wwww sadly these audios can't help me sleep because I can't stop laughing outloud while listening. At this point miss yandere should just move in with us, usually I like yanderes for their big love. But having this one blabbing around seems like so much fun lol
Thank you!! ☺️ I have fun with the scripts and the tags 😂 Well I'm glad I can make you laugh! 💕
This is incredible. I was not expecting a complete deconstruction of the genre.
Thank you lol 😂
"Here's a lesson for you, yandere newbie. From someone who's been disposing bodies for years, I could easily find at least 10 ways to make sure you're never found again. So just keep that in mind the next time you try stalking me."
Dude... I don't think you realize how little the number ten is when used in this context
Interesting take the reverse kidnap, usually when the scenarios are reversed it's because the Listener is a yandere, and they are the more skilled or just straight up lucky; not because they're fed up with their stalker and decided to give them a taste of their own medicine...
Thank you! Yes, I know, I just got fed up with those kind of audios lol 😂 yanderes annoy me for some reason
@@arestingplace Yeah, it's definitely an acquired taste...
Chad move tbh
I love this concept!! Great job!!! ❤️❤️
You're not even a threat you're just a nuisance. Good thing I caught you before you hurt any of my loved ones. Now if you'll excuse me I am going to make a quick phone call to the Sheriff's office.
Excuse you, I am very much a threat. 🥺Why just last week I… well… I’m doing my best ok! 😞
Her: No, that's not how this works.
Me: Ma'am, I'm afraid that you're wrong. And I must inform you that you severely underestimated who we are.
This has been the most hilarious ASMR vid I have probably ever seen, amazing work!
Omg thank you 😭😭 such a compliment 💕
“Look, you’re the eighth girl this week and this is getting tiring, please for the love of God let this be a warning to others”
Fun fact: The Hawaiian pizza was actually created in Canada
I have ... no idea what to do with that information
:o
Well i mean if you invented that sin against god and man you wouldnt want to name it after your country either
That's not relevant to the video.
Me: Uno reverse
Walter The Dogg: well well well how the turntables
1:00
“No, this is not how you are meant to play the game.”
A Resting Place: If I'm not at work tomorrow my boss will kill me
Tobey Maguire: I miss the part where that's my problem...
With great power comes great responsibility 😁
@@arestingplace with a dead girlfriend comes with a great exchange
@@arestingplace with a stalker comes a gulp gulp
This scenario is so hilarious!
Nah if i were a yandere id be exactly like this
Edit: if i were the listener id just laugh at her for like an hour to be an yandere getting kidnapped
You see, I used a tactic from the Mystic Arts called ‘The Uno Reverse Card’.
Her: mission accomplished, wait he forgot to untie me, you got to be f*****
When the pray convert to the predator
😎😎😎
Her:Can You Untie Me
Me:No You Did The Same Thing To Me Now It’s My Turn😈.
Love her drama side😂 Also can i have the book?love her learning way
This video is absolutely hilarious
Why thank you
Well you would have been able to successfully kidnap me, if I didn’t read the entire trilogy of How To be a Yandere in case someone would be insane enough to love me
That was amusing to listen to😂 edit: at least she knows she’s unstable😅
uno reverse card
Mission accomplished! Lol
I wish I didn’t have thumbs sometimes…
I want to do these cool karambit tricks but my thumb looks like a mummy rn, cause I’m not the best at it… that shit cut deep cause it’s .6lbs instead of .23lbs.
Anyways the video was aight…
When they said it was hard to follow you around because you were driving like a madman I had thought man had a molded out car and was flat out speeding and drifting and all types of shit a street racer would do but idk ig I watch tons of car stuff I am very curious by what she meant by madman
I meant you never use your turn signals but that works too 😂
You make yandere asmr I my queen 😳
I made reverse Yandere 😎
I would definitely do this and 'because they annoy you' would be reasoning
4:22 Mad Relatable:
FInally we need more uno reverse cards on the yanderes
This happened to my buddy Dinnerbone once
Yandere:can you untie me please?
Me:no, mother said it's my turn to play on xbox!
(I know this joke is unfunny)
That joke is very funny
@@arestingplace thanks:)
I laughed my ass off for at least 30 seconds, dont worry
she: "I am not suppost to be tied up you are!" Me: "oh so you planed to take me huh? you know... (walking up to the tied up girl and moves very close to hear face whit a scary smile and a broken spy camera) I don't think I see a future of this relationship if you are continuously puting up spy hardwares on every single corner of the house. (dropes spy camera while still looking at the girl whit the same creepy smiling expresion) besides do you still want to date a man who is also a silent deviant that is good to supres his desiers in the right moment whitout a trace? hahaha I might do stuff that you did not even think of I whould have done cuz i have practised to supres and also know my trigers and limits.
Man, this video was very close to being the very antithesis to Yandere videos that I find commonplace here on the internet. This would have been the catharsis I wanted to see, because I do NOT get the appeal of Yanderes nor why they are so loved to the point of "Oh mommy/daddy, keep me captive all you want! I would love nothing more than to be with you! Blah Blah Blah" whatever bullcrap, and yet the Yandere here still gets what she wanted, getting together with her target. If I were the listener in this situation, I would have told her I was not interested in being her "partner". I also would have not only left her tied in that chair for a good long while but also made it very clear to her that she was gonna regret stalking me, all the way to reporting her to the police, and notifying her family and place of business of her shenanigans. *sighs* Guess my search continues on. I'm very sorry if I'm coming off as rude here, but I had my hopes for this, especially when you had me hook, line, and sinker from the title of this video. I mean, sure, she says she'll stop stalking, and she's only having dinner, but what if that's just a cover-up for her to try again? And her saying "she'll stop" is just for the listener to drop their guard? Am I being unrealistic here? Maybe. A slight possibility. But, do you know what it's like having your hopes high for something, only for the metaphorical rug to be pulled out from underneath you? Don't get me wrong, I'm not mad at this, I'm just...disappointed.
Well goodness 😭
Just askkk if you want relationship xd
If I did this I would turn around and go good evening 💀
Foolish Girl.... Messing with me weren't a good choice but due she likes me and i like her i think i can look over it without a punishment... Besides i ain't new to the Business so