>parents dont like what he's doing >lives in shitty conditions >throws piss jugs at people >has a plan to kill everyone he meets Looks like we got a Eugene in our hands
The Sniper as Rewritten by people who main the class Snipin's a bad job, mate. It's difficult work, outta doors. I guarantee you will get backstabbed. At the end of the day, long as there are three Snipers on the map, someone is gonna want some Sniper votekicked. I- ye- I'm not switching to be Medic, man. I'm a- Ye- Not a "camper", I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference being one's a playstyle and the other's a 12-year-old playin' Call of Duty! I'll be honest with ya: my teammates do not care for it. I think this mate is a bot. (Instakills on killfeed) Yes, he is. Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes that run screaming into the front lines with a flamethrower. Tryhards have no standards. Be annoying. Be repetitive. Have a plan to taunt everyone you bodyshot.
Meet the Demo rewritten by a demo-main: If I were a bad demoman, I would have just switched to pyro by now, wouldn't I? All of you are gonna survive this, cuz I can't aim for shit BOOOOMMMM!!!! Oh wow I like random crits -wm1 pyro comes in OOOF fuk this time 4 medieval mode then
@@ZombieGuy2401 that's one of the things i love the most about the mercs lmao. pyro is a nutcase that likes fire, demo is a depressed alchoholic, scout is just loud mouthed scrawny guy, but all of them can kill you in a million different ways
I love how casual the cartoons on TF2 are in terms of depicting any military conflict, the modern world, and history (instead of trying to tell a "serious" story of good versus evil with a motley crowd in tight multi-colored leggings). As soon as the air starts to smell of big money with a contract to kill and destroy something, then these "white trash", cartoonish Republican, pyromaniac, alcoholic under a curse, psycho in love with their Gatling guns, Texan obsessed with killing with machines, Mengele, Tarzan Dundee, and French agent 007 come together in one Megazord under the flag of RED, which even Saxton Hale is mortally dangerous to stand in its way.
This one time playing payload I had an incredible round playing as Sniper. I don’t know what I did but it was headshot after headshot. Alltalk was on and within minutes the entire opposing team was panicking. “GUYS THEY HAVE A PRO SNIPER!!!! SOMEONE GET THE SNIPER!!!!” Felt damn proud, was never able to do it again.
Poor sniper. He isn't from australia at all, his parents aren't his birth parents, he's been scarred for life on his face, he takes constant ridicule from his team and one of his best weapons is fucking urine! Poor guy goes through a lot. EDIT: See TF2 Comics #4: Blood in the Water
"Be polite" *spams jeer command* "Be efficient" *Misses every shot completely* "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet" *Doesn't have any idea what is happening and gets vote kicked*
no mum oim not a crayzed gunmin oim an assasin! what's the difrence? Well ones a job and anutha's eh mental sickness! (tried to make it sound like the sniper saying it)
Quickscoping is a gud j0b m8 0ut4d00r2 1 gu4r3nt33 y0ull n0t g0 r4g3 qu1t cause at the end of the say you must rekt a single noob and teabag his corpse!
In his former life as a tracker of dangerous game in the unforgiving Australian outback, the Sniper would spend months by himself. Prolonged isolation taught him a valuable lesson: You don't have to rely on other people if you never miss.
_"This is the M40 sniper rifle. It's the most powerful bolt-action rifle in the world, and it'll blow yer head clean off. Do ya feel lucky, mate?"_ - *The Sniper*
A man's got to know his limitations. Anyone else here actually seen Magnum Force? It's a good movie. It isn't as good as Dirty Harry, it's predecessor, but it's definitely cool.
as a sniper main myself, I wrote a more accurate representation: Snipin's a good job, mate. It's difficult work, outa doors. sadly I guarantee you will get backstabbed. unless you wear a razorback. at the end of the day, as long as there are two people left on the map, some scout runnin' at high speed with his tiny head is gonna shove you off yer tower. I- what? of course I won't change to Medic! I'm a sniper! I- I am not a camper? I am an assassin! The difference is that one is a way I play and one is a way to play that cod kids use! I'll be honest with ya mate, My teammates are oblivious as damn, I see them get chainstabbed from behind thousands of times. is this kid a bot? **looks at killfeed which a bunch of his team dying** yup, he is. **gets headshot 1 second after** Feelings? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? that fatty in the front lines using a minigun. **shoots heavy** Professionals Have standards. Be strategic, be calm and prepare to kill anyone you meet. **melee random crits a spy**
@@SidneyBroadshead Late to the party but hey, Magnum Force (1973) IS a Dirty Harry franchise movie, being the sequence after the first one of the same name
Sometimes when I was 6 or 7, I'd get up in the middle of the night to relieve myself and didn't turn the light on when I did. This pretty much sums up how I felt at that moment
In my 800+ hours playing this game, I have yet to meet a player that plays Sniper the way I feel he was intended, based on his role in the comics and his Meet the Team video.
"The Sniper's theme is a Outback-styled song from the beautiful lands of Australia..." Not exactly. This is the Main Title theme from the 1973 American neo-noir vigilante action thriller film and the second Dirty Harry film, Magnum Force, composed by Argentine composer Lalo Schifrin.
"As long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead"
sam wan
I live by that
I'll buy Minecraft in Walmart
@@Iwillnotapologizeforsupporting ur moms a weeb
I think his mate saw me. (Gun shots) YES YES HE DID.
Some classes are polite, some classes are effcient...
THE SNIPER THROWS PISS AT PEOPLE AND LIVES IN A VAN
Don't We All?
Sam Nurkka Throw piss at people? I don't even keep mine in a jar, I just flush it down the toilet...
SweIsak Then You Might Need Mental Help
OH! OH! DISLIKE BUTTON WORKS! XD
>parents dont like what he's doing
>lives in shitty conditions
>throws piss jugs at people
>has a plan to kill everyone he meets
Looks like we got a Eugene in our hands
Sniper isn't born an Australian, but he totally EARNED his title as an Aussie with what he put up with in the outback
He damn did.
Like Jason Brodie from Far Cry 3
he's a damn dirty new zealander, but he earned his australian title
Spoilers:
In the comics it was said that he was born in New Zealand, but has adoptive Australian parents
Yeah that steakhouse go crazy.
i think his mate saw me...
Yes. Yes he did.
***** I'll be honest with you, my parents... do not care
Yes, yes he did!!
Bro... you just ruined all ;c
I was just continuing along. :(
Sniper: "Oi, Doc. These edibles ain't shit!"
Sniper seconds later: 0:21
0:37 is funnier, in my opinion
Apple
that's apples
I don’t get it :(
@@Notabl3 drugs
The Sniper as Rewritten by people who main the class
Snipin's a bad job, mate.
It's difficult work, outta doors. I guarantee you will get backstabbed.
At the end of the day, long as there are three Snipers on the map, someone is gonna want some Sniper votekicked.
I- ye- I'm not switching to be Medic, man.
I'm a- Ye- Not a "camper", I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference being one's a playstyle and the other's a 12-year-old playin' Call of Duty!
I'll be honest with ya: my teammates do not care for it.
I think this mate is a bot. (Instakills on killfeed) Yes, he is.
Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes that run screaming into the front lines with a flamethrower.
Tryhards have no standards.
Be annoying. Be repetitive.
Have a plan to taunt everyone you bodyshot.
As a non sniper main i can still confirm this
As a sniper main I guarantee this is 100% True
Replace run with miss and it’s perfect
Meet the Demo rewritten by a demo-main:
If I were a bad demoman, I would have just switched to pyro by now, wouldn't I?
All of you are gonna survive this, cuz I can't aim for shit
BOOOOMMMM!!!!
Oh wow I like random crits
-wm1 pyro comes in
OOOF
fuk this
time 4 medieval mode then
As a scout main i say its valid for me as well
As an Australian, I fear for my life knowing this guy could be aiming at me.
He’s a kiwi
But he was raised in and lives in Australia. I would think that would make him, or anyone, an Australian.
Naw bro you safe he’s a kiwi
* Machina noises*
I understand you.
I as a german am also scared that a doctor will steal my Skeleton the Moment i Fall asleep.
NEED A DISPENCER HERE
Ello 👋
Ello
Ello
it's been eight years homie please say something
I wonder how old this person was when they commented this
What makes the TF2 characters unique and lovable is how they're all messed up but in different ways from each other.
The deffrence being one is a jop and the other is mental sickness
They’re all insane/extremely intellectually challenged. But also some of the most skilled paid killers in the badlands. That’s what makes it so great
@@ZombieGuy2401
that's one of the things i love the most about the mercs lmao. pyro is a nutcase that likes fire, demo is a depressed alchoholic, scout is just loud mouthed scrawny guy, but all of them can kill you in a million different ways
Ngl I wouldn’t call scout a bad person, maybe I’m just biased cause he’s my boy though.
I love how casual the cartoons on TF2 are in terms of depicting any military conflict, the modern world, and history (instead of trying to tell a "serious" story of good versus evil with a motley crowd in tight multi-colored leggings). As soon as the air starts to smell of big money with a contract to kill and destroy something, then these "white trash", cartoonish Republican, pyromaniac, alcoholic under a curse, psycho in love with their Gatling guns, Texan obsessed with killing with machines, Mengele, Tarzan Dundee, and French agent 007 come together in one Megazord under the flag of RED, which even Saxton Hale is mortally dangerous to stand in its way.
Me: **goes near the point**
The 12 bots standing on it:
"Boom. Headshot."
@@Myranos "Good shot mate!"
@@OxbloodXIX "Fine shot mate!"
Nice try mate but I’m the- [Gets kicked]
I am de spy!-
*NNGGGGAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHH..!*
As an Australian myself, this theme *feels like home...*
Sniper is actually new zelander because his parents aren't the real ones
He may be a kiwi but he is a aussie in his spirit and a professional in mind
@@snake3298 I mean if he grew up in australia he's australian. The only native australians are aboriginals and the only ethnic kiwis are maori lol
I don't understand the replies
@@p40v1der13 read the comics
The thumbnail is iconic. I literally rewatched this video 3 times just to stare at sniper staring at nothing.
He is most likely looking for a good spot to snipe at
I think I saw a hevy
@@TF2Soldier756 Where?
@@MrMcgee-me6buAIR RECON INBOUND! (my pfp)
Stare-ception
"You got a forehead on you like a coffee table..."
Dat icon XD
Professionals have standards. Be Polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet
You are a pirate.
"You got a forehead on you like a coffee table.." *Scope shows jacksfilms*
Oi, your heads look bloody ten feet tall!!
Be Polite,Be Efficient,Throw piss at everyone you meet.
+ShadowMario4 Be Sneaky,Be Deadly,Backstab fail at everyone you meet
EPIC HAPPAHChopah
me playing as spy ^^
+ShadowMario4 please not backstab . assasinate (P.S. i got sharp dresser)
+ShadowMario4 Be scottish, be drunk and chop off everyone's head with a massive claymore namely the eyelander.
+Radu Dominteanu (Catelul Dragut) (P.S No one cares)
I’m just happy to be part of this awesome community
Xgjpxlfhxoghhogdyr9dty8
I love this job.
Sunshine's free, bullets are cheap...
...and everybody's got a head.
DoomDragonRider
right on mate!
DoomDragonRider Head are goung to fall!
DoomDragonRider BOOM! Headsh- nope. I hit the wall be'ind im.
Lewis Thomson
ah! piss.
DoomDragonRider lol the underfeggetry is rel
Sniper: "Be polite."
-throws piss bottle at someone-
Me: "That isn't polite at all mate!"
Unless they're on fire.
wallyfraser1 Unless its a farm
PISS
No, it's psychological warfare.
that is being efficient
This one time playing payload I had an incredible round playing as Sniper. I don’t know what I did but it was headshot after headshot. Alltalk was on and within minutes the entire opposing team was panicking. “GUYS THEY HAVE A PRO SNIPER!!!! SOMEONE GET THE SNIPER!!!!” Felt damn proud, was never able to do it again.
You were efficient!
And polite!
And had a plan to kill everyone you meet!
That's me in Battlefield 1942 with bots
Good thing you weren't kicked cuz these days constant headshots = bot
At 1:39, for some reason I feel badass.
agreed...so fucking badass xD
maybe cuz ya just got a headshot, m8. Good Shot M8!
Lemony Snicket love the name XD
Lemony Snicket OMFG!!!! THE F*CKING AUTHOR OF A SERIES Of UNforTUNATE eVeNTS!?!?!?!!!
Emil Kortelainen Who?
"hahahahaha! nothing bad ever happens to the kennedy's!"
0:20
0:37
Boom. Headshot.
Okay I pull up
Snipin's a good job, mate.
"Dad.. I'm not a furry, I'm a mascot. Being the difference is one is a job and one is mental sickness"
this was on the meet the sniper vid
@PinHead Larry its literally just a joke
@PinHead Larry Ok come on
.
Come on now, a mascot is not a mental sickness
Poor sniper. He isn't from australia at all, his parents aren't his birth parents, he's been scarred for life on his face, he takes constant ridicule from his team and one of his best weapons is fucking urine! Poor guy goes through a lot.
EDIT: See TF2 Comics #4: Blood in the Water
His adopted parents die, his real parents are dicks, and he got shot. Poor Sniper.
***** and you gotta try spelling tried correctly
***** i actually never use capitals and periods, doesn't mean i'm incapable of them.
also *capital
i know you werent insulting, and thanks :L
***** Your grammar is almost as bad as that mohamad guy.
Funny thing is, the Sniper is actually a kiwi. From New Zealand. Not Australian.
No, he's neither, he's Australiasian
I’m a kiwi and I approve of this comment
yeah hes suppose to be livin underwater but his parents kal el'd him
Comics :D
He’s both
"Be polite"
*spams jeer command*
"Be efficient"
*Misses every shot completely*
"Have a plan to kill everyone you meet"
*Doesn't have any idea what is happening and gets vote kicked*
Dad. D-Da... Pu-Put Mom on the phone!
no mum oim not a crayzed gunmin oim an assasin!
what's the difrence? Well ones a job and anutha's eh mental sickness!
(tried to make it sound like the sniper saying it)
+Connor White nailed it 👍🏻
thanks
"I'm not a crazed gunman dad, i want a saxxy!"
-The Sniper
GAMER BROS are you drunk
not a crazed gunman dad i'm an assassin!
What's the difference?
Logan Werling well the difference being is that one is a job and the other is mental sickness!
+MushyGames I'll be honest with ya, my parents do not care for it
+RektStorm dad dad put mom on the phone
@@Teamplayer-bs2hi da dad. Pu ....put mom on the phone
0:21 when you see a sniper on the enemy team
1:39 when you realise he is better at you but you get a headshot on him
Snoiping is a Gud job m8.
Quickscoping is a gud j0b m8 0ut4d00r2 1 gu4r3nt33 y0ull n0t g0 r4g3 qu1t cause at the end of the say you must rekt a single noob and teabag his corpse!
Bloody wankers :)
Squanchy es a chaling werk
@@cakeee5720 atta dorz
@@Jumbo_J holy shit i forgot about this comment.And im glad im still playing this game
i listen to this everytime im sniping.
CAMPING FTW
Honor? Pfft, screw that, I have tactics!
James Monson I can tell you are a die hard tf2 fan with that halo picture
Heavy: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***** Be Polite
Naresh Sookraj be efficient
“When you’re sad you understand the lyrics”
The lyrics: *Oh aaah ah aah ah ah ah, Oh Ah Oh oh Ah*
In his former life as a tracker of dangerous game in the unforgiving Australian outback, the Sniper would spend months by himself. Prolonged isolation taught him a valuable lesson: You don't have to rely on other people if you never miss.
Try saying that again when you have hordes of robots bearing down on your and your single shot rifle can't keep up with the sheer volume of them
I love this song, it makes me feel badass but my mind is always reminding me that im a horrible sniper...:(
Are you a pro sniper now?
@@lozeritis9612 i was for while but i stopped playing tf2 a couple years back
@@9Epicman Cool
Fun fact: this theme is actually from the movie Dirty Harry Magnum Force
If you want to get into sniper i recommend using the huntsman for obvious reasons if you know what it does
_"This is the M40 sniper rifle. It's the most powerful bolt-action rifle in the world, and it'll blow yer head clean off. Do ya feel lucky, mate?"_ - *The Sniper*
Bolt action rifles chambered in 20mm:
I'm in love with Sniper...
Michael D'villis same here
As is one of heavy's sisters
Spy: *gets blown up with sticky bombs*
"drunk scottish gibberish"
Major Major Yes Yes HE IS !!!
lol
"THIS IS GONNA BE A REAL PISS OF PISS, YA BLOODY FRUITSHOP OWNERS"
Piece of piss, not piss of piss. I know, it doesn't make much sense, but there it is.
Tf2: Sniper Theme Song
Me: Professionals with standards official theme
Me: Dirty Harry Magnum Force theme
Me: piss man instrumental
monkey sniper theme
Me: Australian national anthem
The most professional man in the team; throwing piss around, taunting after kills and cursing every two seconds under his breath
The Australian national anthem is so beautiful.
"I'm not a 'crazed gunman', dad, I'm an Assassin."
I'll be honest with ya, my parents do not care for it
Yes yes he did
Fellings? Look mate, you know who has fellings?
Blokes who bludgeon their wives to death with their golf trophies.
Professionals have standards.
Be polite
Lee Harvey Oswald, November 22nd 1963:
0:21 when you're asked why the orange juice tastes off
A man's got to know his limitations.
Anyone else here actually seen Magnum Force? It's a good movie. It isn't as good as Dirty Harry, it's predecessor, but it's definitely cool.
Very great movie ive watched it more than i can count
as a sniper main myself, I wrote a more accurate representation:
Snipin's a good job, mate.
It's difficult work, outa doors. sadly I guarantee you will get backstabbed. unless you wear a razorback.
at the end of the day, as long as there are two people left on the map, some scout runnin' at high speed with his tiny head is gonna shove you off yer tower.
I- what? of course I won't change to Medic! I'm a sniper!
I- I am not a camper? I am an assassin! The difference is that one is a way I play and one is a way to play that cod kids use!
I'll be honest with ya mate, My teammates are oblivious as damn, I see them get chainstabbed from behind thousands of times.
is this kid a bot? **looks at killfeed which a bunch of his team dying** yup, he is. **gets headshot 1 second after**
Feelings? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? that fatty in the front lines using a minigun. **shoots heavy**
Professionals Have standards.
Be strategic, be calm
and prepare to kill anyone you meet. **melee random crits a spy**
"Your head was bloody twelve feet tall."
Fun fact: Heavy's sisters have a crush on Sniper and Spy
yes I know I watched the comics hahaha
@@eh2239 Yeah man I read the TV as well
@@tofu5590
Ever heard of people reading comics?
@@tofu5590 lol
@@tofu5590 Holy shit you readed TV
Professionals have STANDARDS
0:37 when you stub your toe in music class
engine gaming
*When "everyone" stubbed their toe in music class
POV: You got your first sniper kill
When you ping someone on discord 0.1 seconds before they go offline
Challenging work
@@illusionmann2650 outta doors
@@BaxterCashGuarantee you’ll not go hungry.
Would go well with a James Bond chase scene.
Nah
This kind of reminds me of Scorpio's theme from Dirty Harry. Fitting in a way since they are both snipers.
@@EdBern It's the opening theme from _Magnum Force_ , not _Dirty Harry_ .
@@SidneyBroadshead Late to the party but hey, Magnum Force (1973) IS a Dirty Harry franchise movie, being the sequence after the first one of the same name
Ok but seriously imagine camping in a tower listening to this banger with a pyramid of jars of piss next to you
The sniper in this trailer is a better version then what 85% of the community portrays him as
"Everything above your neck's gonna be a *fine red mist*!"
One of the only tracks that doesn't play on the main menu, and it's the best one.
I always listen to this on the way to school I am chill with this music nobody can stop my chill
being a musician for valve is a good job mate
0:38 when you succesfully pee in a jar of water
This is my favorite TF2 track, and I'm SO bummed out it's not on the cd.
LETS HAVE A GO AT IT!
Sorry to pop in unannounced.
*Backstabs you.*
Razerback shatters
Heads up! Now I gotta make a necklace outta ya teeth.
Bushman's rules.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
heavy comes in SNIPER DO YOU WANT SANDVICH
@@animesniper7785 NO
Sometimes when I was 6 or 7, I'd get up in the middle of the night to relieve myself and didn't turn the light on when I did.
This pretty much sums up how I felt at that moment
sniper has one of the most intimidating theme which reflects him perfectly in game cuz you need to respect his entire sightline
1:09 meet the Sniper basically starts at this part
playing this music and headshotting people in tf2 is the real stuff.
"As long as there two people on the planet, someone's gonna want someone dead."
When you throw away your paper and it actually lands in the trash
quicksocpe is a good jome m8.....its legit but if is only 1 skrub left in the server you must rekt
-Snipah
garunteed u wont get salty
+James Atkins ikr
Becuz at de of da dae
As lon as sere is 2 ppl left on de plenet
Som1 is gunna want sum1 rekt
CT45635 XxMLGxKillersnipexX
“Sniping’s a good job mate. I guarantee you won’t go angry”
It's amazing how one trailer could have so many great lines
The aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa is the pain of lost souls that got sniped to death
10 epic facts
Sniper what's wrong with your right leg?!?
dont worry just his pants m8
probably photoshop mistakes.
It's his pants m8
PL Recinto
His foot is the other way
he pants r ripped m8
In my 800+ hours playing this game, I have yet to meet a player that plays Sniper the way I feel he was intended, based on his role in the comics and his Meet the Team video.
Would u kindly explain what that is, sir?
"Sniping is a good job mate outta doors I guarantee you won't go angry cause at the end of the day someone's gonna want someone dead"
That'll slow ya down ya twitchy hooligan!
its ''i guarantee you wont go hungry'' reffering to that you will always have a job
Sniping’s a good job mate, challenging work. Guarantee you won’t go hungry, cause at the end of the day someone’s gonna want someone dead.
I replayed this for 5 or 6 times
Cool your life,you want a biscuit?
Can you don't?
fool. i have replayed it over 30 times in the last week
going on a trip and hearing this 😎
He said it, he said “Sniper Gaming”
Sniper is officially the best class in the game, hands down.
in more ways than one unfortunately and by a long shot
Sniping’s a good job, mate.
As An Australian, I've never felt more represented in my life until I saw "Meet the Sniper"
ommmgg the quality
nah, he's a selfish pig
Badum tish. sorry its because of your profile picture
Dude You Are Not Here For The Quality Of A Picture You Are Here For The Music
Sniper: "Professionals have standards: Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
Be polite......*throws Jarate*
this music makes you feel like a professional
Me when pee in a forest:
Guys,
*The reason sniper throws piss is because people call aiming their piss sniping the toilet.*
"One is a job and the other is a mental sickness!"
yes the perffect music to kill this darn sniper who keeps full charge body shotting me in our sniper duel.
"The Sniper's theme is a Outback-styled song from the beautiful lands of Australia..." Not exactly. This is the Main Title theme from the 1973 American neo-noir vigilante action thriller film and the second Dirty Harry film, Magnum Force, composed by Argentine composer Lalo Schifrin.
sniper gaming
Be polite, be efficient, throw your piss at everyone you meet.
'sniping is a good job mate!'
~sniper tf2.
What JFK heard before his assassination
Lol
This is actually really good :)
This music makes me wish more that the tf2 series would exist
*SNIPER GAMING*
"Snipin' is good job mate!"
When you realise you're 1% Australian
You have to listen to the song on it's own to realize just how good it is.
"I'm not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin. What'll the difference be? One's a job, and the other's a mental sickness!"
Sniper:
The ultimate advocate for badassery
and piss
Sniper Gaming.
1:39
Whenever I successfully kill someone with a headshot.
1:44
When I immediately follow it up with another headshot kill.