BEND OVER! | Colon, Cataract Eye Surgery

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  • The doctor is BACK so it's time to bend over and let me get to work on that colon! Also the cataracts in your eye I guess!
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  • @leobuse7023
    @leobuse7023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3557

    Jack: the eye is the most complex part of the body.
    Brain: **sad noises**

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Well, he probably means most complex _smaller_ organs.

    • @itz_galaxyfam6626
      @itz_galaxyfam6626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i think the outside part

    • @RedRanger-ll7hx
      @RedRanger-ll7hx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FranciumBoron didnt he say that?

    • @platygetzkillz627
      @platygetzkillz627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nerves and Respiratory system: *Am I a joke to you?

    • @borpa.
      @borpa. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Leo Buse I FUCKING HOPE MY BRAIN ISNT MAKING NOISES ON ITS OWN

  • @davidremilio8946
    @davidremilio8946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2260

    Dr Jeff: remind the pati-
    Jack:BBBRRREEEAAAATTTTTHHHHHHEEEEEEEE

  • @kanji2237
    @kanji2237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1232

    "If you feel a tight pressure.. Erm.. Whoops!" as a nursing student I laughed my ass of at this😂😂

    • @baldwiniiiofjerusalem9326
      @baldwiniiiofjerusalem9326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I guess the patient did too 😏

    • @Picaxestevedrey
      @Picaxestevedrey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haaaa

    • @Picaxestevedrey
      @Picaxestevedrey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I did too laughing my ass off

    • @jrosario117
      @jrosario117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@msmerbine4888 that is true but you are doing the same

    • @kanji2237
      @kanji2237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@msmerbine4888 and? What's so bad about liking anime and memes even when you work already? I'm still young tho

  • @maddieool7045
    @maddieool7045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    "Since she's in her 50's, she should have a colonoscopy every year."
    First time I felt bad for a Karen

    • @leogaming1071
      @leogaming1071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope

    • @mechamicro
      @mechamicro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is why you become Karen

    • @w0lfdog
      @w0lfdog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i would genuinely fucking cry if that happened to me

    • @idkwhattoputhereanymore8047
      @idkwhattoputhereanymore8047 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@w0lfdog Same

    • @xxyungdracoxx9850
      @xxyungdracoxx9850 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jesus imagine u got to get violated every year

  • @chanel1222
    @chanel1222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2001

    Jack: If you feel a tight pressure...umm... *WHOOPS*

    • @girlinlilac9116
      @girlinlilac9116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Khairul Ibrahim yum

    • @j1xX0
      @j1xX0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Khairul Ibrahim what the fuck

    • @daewallermann9787
      @daewallermann9787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I read this right when he said it😂

    • @jack-kg7vk
      @jack-kg7vk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@khairulibrahim5076 it's not rape if she doesn't consent

    • @williambaxa
      @williambaxa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jack-kg7vk hol up

  • @amelonnamedkate1400
    @amelonnamedkate1400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    “Remember the name of the colon where we found the polyp?”
    Jack: “Steve?”

  • @tairyhesticles7469
    @tairyhesticles7469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Imagine going in for a surgery and getting yelled at to breathe

  • @marshtart01
    @marshtart01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Use ultrasound to break up the lens"
    Jack: "thats so cool!"
    *Starts to break up the lens*
    Jack: *screaming begins*

  • @flameflareonog
    @flameflareonog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    Now's a good time to remind our patient to breathe.
    *B R E A T H E*

  • @strawberryfoxx761
    @strawberryfoxx761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3090

    My dad had to get a colonoscopy a few weeks ago, he was doing the Colon cleaning thing and he stole one of my gatorades to put laxatives in.
    He didn’t want anyone to accidentally drink it so he wrote on the bottle “don’t drink this unless you wanna shit your eyes out”
    I love my family 😂

    • @blaskowixx
      @blaskowixx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Kylie Pi that would be probably the same for my family hahaha

    • @rvniyu
      @rvniyu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Kylie Pi that made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

    • @kaotic613
      @kaotic613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lels

    • @CarlyCurly_
      @CarlyCurly_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LMAO 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆

    • @BookAboutLamps
      @BookAboutLamps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Awsome XD
      That deserves a sub for making me lough XD

  • @47ratsinahoodie
    @47ratsinahoodie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Seán freaking out during the cataract segment: WE PUNCH WHAT WE DON'T UNDERSTAND

  • @robobitch5564
    @robobitch5564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    12:13
    Imagine ur doctor is dropping stuff in ur eye and u just hear, “haha this is actually peeee”

  • @rainadanielle4725
    @rainadanielle4725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1110

    Fun fact: I had a colonoscopy when I was 9 years old. No one told me what was happening, but I was sedated and woke up maybe 30min-1hr in terrible pain. I had to drain my colon and put a needle thingy in my hand. When I watched this video for the first time, I was laughing with you. THEN I REALIZED THIS HAPPENED TO ME.

    • @lian3556
      @lian3556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Ya I had similar experience where they had a tube with a camera to make sure I didn’t have anything like Crohn’s disease but I also had one down my throat. I didn’t know exactly what was happening but now I do.

    • @jesseanderson2982
      @jesseanderson2982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Raina Danielle that happened to me when I was 8 because my eyes were really bad.

    • @gustavusadolphus2436
      @gustavusadolphus2436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      your eyes?

    • @sarahmortimer7080
      @sarahmortimer7080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I got one at 18 and they found pre-cancerous polyps... Seeing this is horrifying.

    • @dallastoth2746
      @dallastoth2746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *puts hand on shoulder*

  • @MatthewV114
    @MatthewV114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1342

    Doctor Jeff: What was the name of the colon were we found the polyp
    Jack: Steve???
    Doctor Jeff: That's right! Traversal colon.

  • @tlyke
    @tlyke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Jack just had this done lol

    • @salmontrip1455
      @salmontrip1455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeeeee

    • @kilowatttheorignal
      @kilowatttheorignal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was gonna say that to lol

    • @NightShadow-em7gw
      @NightShadow-em7gw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The irony is real

    • @potatoryaan
      @potatoryaan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What💀 bro- when did he say he had it done? I live under a rock sorry

    • @alice-8566
      @alice-8566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@potatoryaan I believe he mentioned it in one of his videos in a segment where he was talking about his health. It came up completely clean so that’s good :)

  • @ENTR0PY
    @ENTR0PY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    20:27
    Well that aged like a fine milk with melted cheese mixed into it and left out to simmer in the sunlight for 3 years

  • @mohammadkhatib4823
    @mohammadkhatib4823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2053

    I'm eating rice while watching this
    Edit: I have finished my rice
    I am very disappointed that my most liked comment was about eating rice

  • @AsymptoteInverse
    @AsymptoteInverse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    12:02 Having had anaesthetic eye drops before, I can tell you that having your eyeballs go numb is a unique and slightly unpleasant sensation.

    • @sadrabbit53
      @sadrabbit53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yeah, you can feel your cornea from your eyelids like usual, but you can't feel your eyelids from your cornea. It's sort of like feeling an object through a glove -- you know it's there, but you can't quite feel it.

    • @apollyon004
      @apollyon004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I've had numb eyes before, it feels a little dizzy, but I was on other things too

    • @bonniemacfarlane6709
      @bonniemacfarlane6709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Please more details my eyes never been numb before

    • @sadrabbit53
      @sadrabbit53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@bonniemacfarlane6709
      It's sort of like when other parts of your body go numb. When your fingers get cold, you can still feel things when you touch them, but you also can't, you know what I mean? And if the stimulus is light enough, you can't feel it at all.
      (You also can't move numb body parts as well, but you can't move your corneas.)

    • @apollyon004
      @apollyon004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@bonniemacfarlane6709 I've also heard a horror story from my dad how he was in eye surgery and he woke up in the middle of it, but he was paralyzed and he couldn't feel anything, but still terrifying

  • @meem_thedeem5486
    @meem_thedeem5486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Nobody:
    Jack: “BeNd OvEr”

  • @jadelocks
    @jadelocks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Nobody:
    Jack: *”I NEED TO GET IN THAT A*SHOLE-“*

  • @ocupersgmail
    @ocupersgmail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    if I ever have a colonoscopy, I'll request that my doctor say, "looks like we found a dangle-pangle" if he finds a polyp XD XD XD

    • @coberrycheesesnek4769
      @coberrycheesesnek4769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'll ask for the footage because I'm freaky asf...

    • @emmaleesmith9176
      @emmaleesmith9176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GODDAMN BUBBLES unless you die before like 40-50 (I think) you will get the chance to her your doctor say I found a dangle pangle

    • @drowz2406
      @drowz2406 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD XD XD XD XD XD

    • @progaming-qm7sx
      @progaming-qm7sx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ew

    • @Danger11007
      @Danger11007 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      UwU? What’s this?

  • @marcusmcfadden
    @marcusmcfadden 6 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Dr Jeff- “Now’s a great time to remind the patient to breathe.”
    Jack- “BREEEEEAAAAATTTHHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!”

  • @takuanp1ckles
    @takuanp1ckles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    “Remember the name of the colon where we found the polyp?”
    Jack: ... Steve?
    “That’s right! The transverse colon.”

  • @alienore2773
    @alienore2773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Jack: The eye is the most complex part of the body
    Also Jack: *Looks Down*

  • @thesaltiestspoon
    @thesaltiestspoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Wait
    The colon is the same thing as the large intestine?
    This whole time I thought it was an entirely different organ.
    I feel dumb.
    I am dumb.
    I blame public schools.

    • @snowgrave2475
      @snowgrave2475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      No shame on you. I went to a private school and i thought the same thing

    • @janaterbio8010
      @janaterbio8010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      No worries. I have thought long ago that it was jelly bread that was born seperately. But yeah, same as you, I thought it was a larva baby inside me

    • @werdcore1985
      @werdcore1985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Johnny The Homicidal Maniac same

    • @highadmiraljt5853
      @highadmiraljt5853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I always thought that it was only the anal part of the intestines

    • @jive290
      @jive290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How did you get that thing beside ur name?

  • @alvinhawkin9921
    @alvinhawkin9921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    “Well if she could SEE her eye specialist, then they couldn’t have been that bad” 😂😂😂 literally died

    • @f1re_rei670
      @f1re_rei670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @pandaenthusiasm1560
      @pandaenthusiasm1560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ummm are you ok

    • @smol.t3dd926
      @smol.t3dd926 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watching this with an eye ulcer, funniest shit I’ve ever heard 💀💀

  • @kingjojo3989
    @kingjojo3989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Little did Jack know 3 years later he would need a colonoscopy

    • @JMSVYC
      @JMSVYC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hah

    • @serinatsuki9511
      @serinatsuki9511 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly, same. Got one a few weeks ago and I’m 21.

    • @w0lfdog
      @w0lfdog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OH MY GOD WHAT

    • @mirage759
      @mirage759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      poor jack a boy

    • @nathanschmidtke5901
      @nathanschmidtke5901 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@serinatsuki9511 lol was it a meaty tube?

  • @goudacheese7491
    @goudacheese7491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Imagine his girlfriend walking through the front door then just hearing
    BREEEEEAAAAATHE

  • @megg3977
    @megg3977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    "Doctors, breaking humans until they work again."

    • @frost.bytten2023
      @frost.bytten2023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol. Severus Snape would be pleased. This comment has 394 likes.

    • @melwintle6346
      @melwintle6346 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frost.bytten2023 wrong

    • @melwintle6346
      @melwintle6346 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @fionn maccuil you are weird

    • @theonionsystem7779
      @theonionsystem7779 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@melwintle6346 k

  • @bradymcqueen7976
    @bradymcqueen7976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Jack: "Dr. Jeff is the best."
    10 seconds later
    "We're doing it with Dr. Suzy again. She so much better than that Dr. Jeff..."

  • @imrhotsauce582
    @imrhotsauce582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    TH-cam to employees: " trust me , they'll watch anything in quarantine "

    • @tish453
      @tish453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreeing m.r.v.n sounds

  • @fivedollars7475
    @fivedollars7475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    everyone: this is gross
    meanwhile im just sitting in the corner eating popcorn and enjoying the show

  • @light.8357
    @light.8357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    note these patients are both AWAKE during these things AWAKE

    • @howlinghellgar2214
      @howlinghellgar2214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well, I mean they are sedated, they probably don’t even know what’s happening. I had a nasal surgery about 3 years back and they gave me a sedative beforehand to calm me down because I have anxiety and it was my first surgery. I felt great, I was more relaxed than I’d ever been in my life lol. I’d imagine that the sedatives they give for these kinds of surgeries are even stronger than that.

    • @lunarepsilon
      @lunarepsilon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Karen had fun for the first one then...

    • @salfisher2429
      @salfisher2429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah but he was assuming they were both asleep 🤣🤣

    • @lizzie2173
      @lizzie2173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was sedated to get 7 teeth pulled out when I was 13 and I was soooo scared and I remember looking at my mum and then the dentist said there we go and I looked at my hand and I saw the needle and the next thing I know I'm sitting in a wheel chair in the recovery room so even though they are awake you don't remember anything literally nothing

    • @6_checkmate_9
      @6_checkmate_9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lizzie2173 you're lucky when I was a kid, I remember that one of my front teeth were getting ready to go but then my big sis hit me in the face with a text book and made the other wiggle slightly while the already loose one bled, my father went and took BOTH out(took a couple tugs and twist). This other time BOTH my parents and big bro had to hold me down as they took out my tooth with some trinket on a keychain! Hah, childhood memories.

  • @Khazaboom
    @Khazaboom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Nurse get me 10ccs of POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE!!!!

    • @Mandate_of_Heaven
      @Mandate_of_Heaven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😆😆

    • @Khazaboom
      @Khazaboom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am McAwesome 😉😉

    • @tennesseegirl9724
      @tennesseegirl9724 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      STAT

    • @potatoprsk
      @potatoprsk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah that's too little gotta make it 100000000000000000cc of PMA

    • @JeromeSkorzec
      @JeromeSkorzec 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PMA! PMA! PMA! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @lynseyscraftycreations2634
    @lynseyscraftycreations2634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I am a younger teen and I have a cataract. I was born with it. But I wanted to see the whole procedure because when i am 18-20 years old i need to get the surgery. I don't really like the idea of needles in my veins and people tearing my eyeball to shreds, but i will probably have to get the surgery. Leave a like on this comment to help me out and reply to this comment because i want to see what you think i should do when i am older with the surgery.

    • @mistakeahah2510
      @mistakeahah2510 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crafty_Creations poll just don’t go :)

    • @braydenl2566
      @braydenl2566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mistakeahah2510 that's some terrible advice ngl. The thought of having a cataract surgery must be terrible. But all you can do is trust in your doctors, and before you know it it'll be done and over with

    • @tahrynehpott1784
      @tahrynehpott1784 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heyo, it's been a year, how ya doing there bud?

    • @lynseyscraftycreations2634
      @lynseyscraftycreations2634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tahrynehpott1784 daaangg i cant believe its been a year! im pretty great, haha. Still need that surgery too

    • @tahrynehpott1784
      @tahrynehpott1784 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lynseyscraftycreations2634 Glad you're doing alright, dude! Have you decided on if you'll get the surgery or not?

  • @d43d_sun10
    @d43d_sun10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    16:53 when I was five and walked in on my parents

  • @claire2131
    @claire2131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Computer: Eliminates Solid waste.
    Jack: BY POOPING!

  • @emilyann3840
    @emilyann3840 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    The cataract surgery really made me cry. I am in the medical field. I've seen someone get open heart surgery done before (the rib cutting made me squeamish, but the rest was cool), but ANYTHING that has to do with eyes or teeth, I'm OUT!!!! I wear contacts, which was a feat in its own for me to do, but I've always thought about Lasik... and Jack, NO SHE'S NOT ASLEEP!!! She's sedated to be loopy and out of it, but she can't be asleep because of REM sleep (Rapid Eye Movement). The eye drops were to numb the eye. She is away,but loopy as all hell. THAT IS WHY I DO NOT WANT LASIK I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE SCALPEL COME TOWARDS MY EYE NOOOOPE

    • @TheCountessAsuka
      @TheCountessAsuka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ex-scrub here. I've had multiple eye surgeries done on me, which is why eyes were my surgical out. I would do any other type of surgery (specialized in podiatry and maxiofacial) but no eyes.
      Also, you are very correct about her being awake and able to follow directions, but she was loopy like when they pull wisdom teeth in America. She will have minimal memory of the surgery, if any at all.

    • @_otter.pop_84732
      @_otter.pop_84732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Emily Ann
      I know how that feels, bring ANYTHING that is sharp near my mouth or eyes and you are not me, I will pull my head back and try to clamp my eyes and mouth. When getting my glasses, I forced myself to keep my eyes opened, same for the dentest... I just kept trying to move my head back even though I was in a chair... Sharp objects × not me using them on my self + eyes and mouth = GIRL BYE!

  • @daniellet2079
    @daniellet2079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:16
    *“BREATHE DEEP, IM GOIN IN”*

  • @theidknetworkowo4721
    @theidknetworkowo4721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Jack: mah naem jeff
    Dr. Jeff: this isn’t a joke, Jack.

  • @eepyjank
    @eepyjank 6 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    WHAT ABOUT DR. SCHNEEPLESTIEN?

    • @hiatus6134
      @hiatus6134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Estradoodler SHUDDUP SID!!!!(jk >~

    • @Cryinghh
      @Cryinghh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Estradoodler - IKR!!!

    • @XxMuriChanxX
      @XxMuriChanxX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He dead, bro

    • @Cryinghh
      @Cryinghh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To: Dr. schneeplestein
      From: Dr. Iplier
      *Im sorry... Your Dying*

    • @stanleyrobinsonjr.6394
      @stanleyrobinsonjr.6394 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Estradoodler exactly what I was thinking

  • @kevinhuynh6565
    @kevinhuynh6565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    "Do you regret that tattoo of a snake eating a rat that says 'Born to watch my snake eat a rat'? Click START to make it go away!"
    I had to take a minute or two to regain my bearings there.

    • @Homewonker
      @Homewonker 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      BackgroundAsian Me too omfg

  • @diabeticjesus87
    @diabeticjesus87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I legitimately learned a lot during this.

  • @junipersr
    @junipersr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've seen all the medical games at least 5 time each and they still make me feel better every time. I really hope Jack does more!

  • @s.c.e.w
    @s.c.e.w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Falls asleep during cataract surgery
    *_ENTERS REM SLEEP_*

    • @bipolarbear1249
      @bipolarbear1249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *oh no*

    • @fnaffoxy7539
      @fnaffoxy7539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So ded...

    • @daryissaplayz2312
      @daryissaplayz2312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh god no-

    • @daryissaplayz2312
      @daryissaplayz2312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's a nightmare. *Literally*

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Couldn't they issue some kind of medication that keeps the brain from communicating with the muscles? I saw it on an episode of House M.D.

  • @selbarton
    @selbarton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Cataract surgery is done while awake because they need you to say if there is pain and such. You get a sedative to make you relaxed and calm. Mom had it done. There was a guard to reduce where the head can try to move, but they tell you to hold still. Once things get so close, she said you couldn't really see it, but you can feel all the pressure. They can fix astigmatism at the same time. And it meant Mom didn't need glasses to see any more except for reading after wearing glasses for around 40 years for everything.

    • @eyobwalid2332
      @eyobwalid2332 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean "my mom"? Please don't hate me

  • @memebender458
    @memebender458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's being able to come back to videos like this that make everything more worthwhile

  • @itsanthony8125
    @itsanthony8125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This was the first time that I'm happy to be German and not know every English word xD

  • @aoinim
    @aoinim 6 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    jack as a doctor:
    'anus. hee hee.'
    'whoops! there's a polyp!'
    'BREEEAATHHHEEEEEEE!!!!!!'

    • @Clumbgo
      @Clumbgo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He he

    • @gamingwithnats9152
      @gamingwithnats9152 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      arisarisa13 😂

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      arisarisa13 that would be me if I was a doctor

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would be me as a doctor

    • @minecrraftunicorn
      @minecrraftunicorn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      420th like HEE HEE

  • @law8447
    @law8447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    Guys remember, he said he would name is his first born Colon REMEMBER THIS

    • @fridge45
      @fridge45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dizzy transverse colon

    • @WATERMEL0NLIPSTICK
      @WATERMEL0NLIPSTICK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      To make it a little better, he should name him Colin. :)

    • @minecrafthelper8908
      @minecrafthelper8908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@WATERMEL0NLIPSTICK Colin From A Big Ass Colon

    • @law8447
      @law8447 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nousername8162 404

    • @specialistvett4596
      @specialistvett4596 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@law8447 508

  • @babybear1558
    @babybear1558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "if you feel a tight pressure... uh... whoops?"

  • @jackbeecher4050
    @jackbeecher4050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Megolovania starts playing 20:29
    Jack: "Do you have 90 minutes?"

  • @get_cool_mate4208
    @get_cool_mate4208 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Am I the only one who was waiting for Dr. Schneeplestein to show up?

  • @samlibs1325
    @samlibs1325 6 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    “Uh oh! Looks like we’ve got a polyp!”

    • @Quince477
      @Quince477 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sergeant Sam 😂

    • @MrNodroj007
      @MrNodroj007 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack. I've had a cataract surgery. You feel nothing

    • @JoshLefelhocz
      @JoshLefelhocz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, though just seeing it could make people like Jack feel like cringing. Seriously.

    • @mary3531
      @mary3531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sergeant Sam "There you go your colons fixed snipty pip"

    • @drpinkyoshi2vidsandstuff470
      @drpinkyoshi2vidsandstuff470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      _I feel..._ *dirty*

  • @elamine9094
    @elamine9094 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I cant keep my mouth closed at the same time jack was doing it.
    Gotta pause for some time to relax myself.

  • @Chichicarson
    @Chichicarson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should do more surgery games I really love those kinds of videos

  • @blobfish-ck4nc
    @blobfish-ck4nc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    When you’re on acid and you think you are doing eye surgery on someone, but you are actually just stabbing their eye multiple times with a rusty nail

  • @EmoDramaDork
    @EmoDramaDork 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    So, I was born with cataracts and had them removed about ten years ago (I was 15 when my last surgery was performed). I was awake. I had a full conversation with my doctor while he operated. I was HEAVILY drugged up, though, so I don't remember much. Her cataract looked like my eyes did.

    • @Purelocov12
      @Purelocov12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Melissa Sims how do u not move ur eyes m. Id be looking all over the place

    • @EmoDramaDork
      @EmoDramaDork 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pure AE They numbed my eye. I honestly don't remember much. I remember bright lights and bubbles (which I'm guessing is the liquid they inject). I was so out of it.

    • @Rose-Fallen
      @Rose-Fallen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was born with a form of cateracts as well, basically what my doctors did not sure what others did was ( this may sound painfull but its not really) because i had to have a pressure tube placed to lower my pressure so i can get IOL was they had me awake but numbed the eye and put pressure on it to slightly pop it out of the socket to do the surgery i'm only 17 and had 13 of said operations i found it didnt hurt as such but i was super drugged. Not sure if this will help solve any questions on how they stop the eye from moving but different surgeons have different methods from 'clamping' to extreme numbing

  • @PhrogOfficial
    @PhrogOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've never had issues with needles since I get my blood drawn every few weeks but what I do hate is when the nurse puts it in wrong. I can always feel the needle touching the edges of my vein or something similar, it's one of the most uncomfortable feelings I've ever dealt with.

  • @cjcosplay7883
    @cjcosplay7883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    During the eye procedure:
    Jack: Being a big baby. But who would blame him.
    Me: this ain't that bad.

  • @Spineapple
    @Spineapple 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    it's funny: Mark=bad doctor; Jack=good doctor.

    • @ryanthespartan5313
      @ryanthespartan5313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spineapple True

    • @candlemoth.
      @candlemoth. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Doctor Schneep and Doctor Iplier on the job!

    • @h.ooked2143
      @h.ooked2143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      doctor schneep yup hes a 'good' doctor

    • @inexperiencedecho7319
      @inexperiencedecho7319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nurse and Dr. Suzi

    • @Spineapple
      @Spineapple 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's because I comment on almost every video, Chakradhar, that or it's a sign that you need to subscribe XD kidding, but ya, I comment on almost evry video

  • @scorpiuskamelot8510
    @scorpiuskamelot8510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    I'm a medical professional and trust me: you have to have a twisted sense of humor and morbid fascinations to work this jazz

    • @trashcan_clikkie6225
      @trashcan_clikkie6225 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      um, ok?

    • @hectorbeck4350
      @hectorbeck4350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s important in the resume, you see

    • @narutosbiitch8124
      @narutosbiitch8124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes and I'm a watching (jacksepticeye for 3 hours straight) professional and TRUST me he's really Worth it isn't he ._.

    • @pig_rabbit6944
      @pig_rabbit6944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My mom used to work in an ambulance, she told me the same thing. When you're dealing with sickness and death all day, you need to find humor in the things around you to keep you sane.

    • @hankjwimbleton4010
      @hankjwimbleton4010 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What field do you work in?

  • @lyndseydouglas1085
    @lyndseydouglas1085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I watched this beside my mum and luckily she didn’t see it 😂

  • @BABY..MARS..
    @BABY..MARS.. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sean’s laugh is contagious

  • @Bastista1
    @Bastista1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I demand more videos of JackSurgeonEye.

    • @k0jimbo
      @k0jimbo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Xeno Morph I like your profile picture btw I’m a HUGE alien fan

  • @TheLilacButterfly
    @TheLilacButterfly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    *Calmly doing endoscope stuff.*
    "Let's remind our patient to breathe through her mouth."
    *Screams 'BREATHE!' at the patient.*
    Seán, please don't become a doctor. 😂

    • @littlebiggboi6182
      @littlebiggboi6182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fluffy Enigma xD

    • @bcn1gh7h4wk
      @bcn1gh7h4wk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      didn't he fix Heavy already on Surgeon Simulator VR?
      or rather.... tried to...?

    • @onatefeozkeskin8278
      @onatefeozkeskin8278 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      sean please become a doctor

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fluffy Enigma that killed me! 😂

    • @jordansjordan1000
      @jordansjordan1000 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      God why did u make this

  • @coolian69
    @coolian69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your videos man, they make my day ❤️❤️❤️ keep up the good work

  • @jasoneliasvoorhees8164
    @jasoneliasvoorhees8164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    JACK: crying/laughing/ feeling weird from the games eye surgery
    ME: just sitting there eating a grilled cheese sandwich while watching this with joy.

  • @CorporalCool647
    @CorporalCool647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    It went from, "Dr. Jeff is the best!" To, "I HATE YOU JEFF!"

    • @salfisher2429
      @salfisher2429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When your friend starts being a jerk

  • @thegamemasters0256
    @thegamemasters0256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    Jack: “Now that I have watched this, I can come and perform surgery on anybody!”
    Me: Are you sure about that?😂

    • @Mandate_of_Heaven
      @Mandate_of_Heaven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      :o

    • @dukepaul7798
      @dukepaul7798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @ryozo_
      @ryozo_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      me: jack i need heart surgery im not afraid to die ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DED

    • @Mandate_of_Heaven
      @Mandate_of_Heaven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SunMan PUSH ME TO THE EDGE

    • @jonah8659
      @jonah8659 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      was that meant to be funny?

  • @laylamcguire7277
    @laylamcguire7277 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol me and jack screaming at everything in the eye surgery 😂 watching this type of stuff makes my body weak and shit. idk how to explain but it makes me giggle

  • @roaldfromanimalcrossing5359
    @roaldfromanimalcrossing5359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m watching this at one a.m and I woke up the entire universe with my laughter.
    Edit my mom heard me laughing I’m screwed

  • @calebtrevino674
    @calebtrevino674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Who caught robin editing in a bad drum joke sound effect at 9:21😂

    • @well3034
      @well3034 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I knew I heard something

    • @28zayne44
      @28zayne44 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @speraisu
      @speraisu 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @litzerick3238
      @litzerick3238 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anyone with ears

    • @anthonybrown2781
      @anthonybrown2781 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      cause' he's the: Pupil. On an eye surgery. IT'S FUNNY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @aquaforgegames6207
    @aquaforgegames6207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Sean, surprisingly they have been doing cataract surgery since the ancient Egyptian area. They of course had less advanced tools and no anesthesia, but the tool concept and shapes are essentially the same! They did something call "Couching" the cataract, which is where they just push the cataract into the globe(eye). You wouldn't be able to see anything once it is completed, but they thought it was a better life than living with a cataract.
    As for never having to get things done to your eye, unfortunately almost every person above the age of 50-55 starts to lose their near vision. It's very rare that someone won't develop a cataract in their old age!
    Love, your neighborhood ophthalmology student!
    Like this so Sean can see it!

    • @ethanknabe9863
      @ethanknabe9863 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      PanduhhGaming I learned more by this than I've learned my whole life in science class

    • @wolfania
      @wolfania 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PanduhhGaming that's quite amazing

    • @kylie_9236
      @kylie_9236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought the Muslims created cataract surgery

    • @LadyHarley
      @LadyHarley 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      PinKćow Corporationś classic school system

    • @DM-pg9pj
      @DM-pg9pj 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      PanduhhGaming *NERD LOSER*

  • @AulisA.O.T
    @AulisA.O.T 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    19:37 got your eye!

  • @AceySamacy
    @AceySamacy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Past: Is this for kids
    Me now thinking: ehhhh what the heck good for the kids to nooooo U-U hehe

  • @frozty9643
    @frozty9643 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    No Jack, you are awake during a cataract surgery.
    Yeah, I'm not lying.

    • @scruf2002
      @scruf2002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Snowleopardy oh god

    • @buddyboog6661
      @buddyboog6661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Snowleopardy OH GOD

    • @dominic3690
      @dominic3690 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Snowleopardy thats scary 🤤

    • @ashfergie9330
      @ashfergie9330 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg ahhhhh so much cringe

    • @ardaldn
      @ardaldn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Snowleopardy you are high during it tho. You won't feel anything

  • @kakashihatake4631
    @kakashihatake4631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    “ I can’t wait till Elon musk to make cyborg eyes “
    Rhys cosplays would get really realistic

  • @the_rusty_anchor9961
    @the_rusty_anchor9961 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It feels nice watching his old videos

  • @toiletgoose3781
    @toiletgoose3781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Knowing to this day jack actually went through a colonoscopy now just makes me feel so bad for him

  • @shakestic
    @shakestic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    where is Dr Schneeplestein?

    • @gohunt001-5
      @gohunt001-5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      shabran silver
      Last time we checked, Anti killed him.
      His patients probably didn't miss him.

    • @Tapirus72
      @Tapirus72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      True dat, da good doctah is dead as Mr. Glitch bitch

    • @winnie_the_bleh
      @winnie_the_bleh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sushi The Legendary neko damnit i was about to comment that 😂😂😂

    • @Tapirus72
      @Tapirus72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CrankiBlue Senpai lol really?😂

    • @kattastic9999
      @kattastic9999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      shabran silver Dead

  • @cursingatyourworms1043
    @cursingatyourworms1043 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I can just imagine somebody who needs surgery on their leg because their dogs tooth got stuck in their leg (happened to me) but all the surgeons are all busy. And the doctors are like “is somebody here know who to preform surgery?” And jack in the waiting room would be like “I’ve plaid surgery games about colons!”..
    It was funnier in my head..

    • @hiatus6134
      @hiatus6134 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Miss nobody it was funny

    • @ilikecows1927
      @ilikecows1927 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’ll be what happens

  • @flynn7453
    @flynn7453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now this, THIS, is the best video to watch while your eating macaroni at approximately 7:29 pm. Chefs kith.

  • @obliteratetg
    @obliteratetg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Normally I’m asleep when i game these 🤣🤣 why would they have you awake for this

  • @yokubari_
    @yokubari_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    **discomfort intensifies**

    • @chisgusky5979
      @chisgusky5979 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sir GreeD yes yes it does.

    • @Kangie1908
      @Kangie1908 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay but don't you mean INTESTINE-FIES

    • @chisgusky5979
      @chisgusky5979 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alejandro Garcia it's not something I want to have to handle.

    • @chisgusky5979
      @chisgusky5979 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simon Torkar nice.

    • @Tigron101
      @Tigron101 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      BREATHE!

  • @colestrong9669
    @colestrong9669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Wait for jse to yell "KAREN, I'M GOING IN DRY" after saying he didnt have enough lube

    • @JC-pq7ct
      @JC-pq7ct 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice profile pic.

    • @colestrong9669
      @colestrong9669 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JC-pq7ct thank you

    • @JC-pq7ct
      @JC-pq7ct 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love watch dogs. Forget watch dogs, I like Ubisoft as a whole!

    • @emmamolin8090
      @emmamolin8090 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg guess how many likes... it's 69 likes🤮🤮 whyyy, that's soo gross🤮😂

  • @beatato
    @beatato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:00 it looks like tasty pasta.
    I love rewatching these and remembering what I thought about them years ago.

  • @TheLeastOfficialOfBros
    @TheLeastOfficialOfBros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:34 I’m holding you to that Jack!

  • @TheDarkestShadeOfLight
    @TheDarkestShadeOfLight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "Ohh eyeballs and-knifeballs do not go together"
    ~Jacksepticeye 2018

    • @faded1685
      @faded1685 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Katarina Cookie I

    • @bagle02
      @bagle02 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Don’t poke a hole in the sack!” ~jacksepticeye 2018

  • @Wizardlyboom
    @Wizardlyboom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Jack: the eye is like the most complex part of the body
    The Brain: hold my beer

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      More like: Hold my neurons.

    • @0aktr
      @0aktr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hold my brain cells

    • @zerotwosixty7416
      @zerotwosixty7416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hold my last brain cell

    • @FunkyChicken
      @FunkyChicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hold my saliva glands

    • @topnotch2011
      @topnotch2011 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Penis: *hold my semen*

  • @adamwrobel284
    @adamwrobel284 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The eye surgery gave me the shivers

  • @daylight1992
    @daylight1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've had so many IV's in my life I could feel it when I watched that damn thing go in XD

  • @evidentpie
    @evidentpie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    yo Jack! I used to work for a company that manufactures and sells those lenses for the eyes. the surgery is super quick and the patient doesn't feel anything. moreover, there are many well known surgeons that used pigeyes to test and improve the surgery. (yuck!)
    like so Jack can see this!

    • @cinnybass7234
      @cinnybass7234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ok like JACK F******** LOOK AT THIS

    • @bavarianbanshee
      @bavarianbanshee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But how do they keep the patient from moving their eye and fucking everything up?

    • @matthewfoley4403
      @matthewfoley4403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bavarian Banshee I work for an eye surgeon, they will use a nerve block to incapacitate the operative eye

    • @defnotcrypto_
      @defnotcrypto_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yannick Rothenbühler his name's Sean

    • @BruhMoment-di1oy
      @BruhMoment-di1oy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@defnotcrypto_ he always says he doesn't care what you call him

  • @alexbentwood7189
    @alexbentwood7189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    In 100 years time they’ll look at this and be like how did they live with terrible surgery like this

    • @eldaroses.g.r.7945
      @eldaroses.g.r.7945 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leonard J. McCoy: WELL IT’S BARBARIC!!! I CAN GIVE YOU A PILL FOR ANY OF THESE!!!

  • @smol.t3dd926
    @smol.t3dd926 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a person with a corneal ulcer, this was entertaining. made me way less anxious and cheered me up thanks Jack

  • @charvelgamer664
    @charvelgamer664 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I miss these clinic games they were fun to watch

  • @roseyrose4119
    @roseyrose4119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Jack:breath deep I'm going in
    Me:*roles around the floor laughing*

    • @brotatomaster7272
      @brotatomaster7272 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me: 😏
      👉 👌

    • @Hi-og5ow
      @Hi-og5ow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Was any one else reminded of stranger things?

    • @roseyrose4119
      @roseyrose4119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      stranger things squad where u at

  • @giannarighi2168
    @giannarighi2168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    15:20 not only did people have this done without modern tools, someone had to be the first to get it done *with* modern tools. How terrifying would it be to just be like "Yeah, we have this fake replacement lens for your eye. No, we've never actually done this before."

    • @emmetthesubwaybosswhorunso1319
      @emmetthesubwaybosswhorunso1319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That sounds horrifying.

    • @Bell.luvsuu
      @Bell.luvsuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea
      Imma just stick with glasses

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Guys... They practiced on cadavers first

    • @emmetthesubwaybosswhorunso1319
      @emmetthesubwaybosswhorunso1319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nunpho true. But it is soooooo much creepier thinking about it without cadavers

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you're interested in medical history check out a channel called under the knife. They don't upload anymore but I loved the videos. I'm glad that we now have painkillers, vaccines and antibiotics 😬

  • @mplwy
    @mplwy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I haven't noticed lines in my Nan's eyes after cataract surgery but the new lenses sparkle when they catch the light just right. It's pretty cool. Lol!

  • @sleepyxmoth
    @sleepyxmoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:45 I died, I'm dead, cremation it is bye world 🤣🤣🤣🤣