Shoto: *rambling and not realizing he sounds jelly af* Me: *smile gradually gets bigger as he tries to explain himself* Shoto: Why are you smiling? Me: *surprised Pikachu face*
Me: crying because my boyfriend broke up with me Yagami: “BUT THATS ILLEGAL!” Me: “w-wait what?” Yagami: “I said... *THATS ILLEGAL!!* ” her, posting this video. Me: “welp, hippity hoppity, better stop crying. My boy todoroki is here.”
During the school talent show me and my friends went on stage for our turn and started runnning around and I was standing in the middle of it all junko posing. Try me I have more stories and I will gladly tell them
People: RoBoTs CaNt FeEL Yagami: Are u sure about that Me: OoP She Proved You Sci-Fi Geeks WroNG- :3 Geeks: * confused noises in Geek * ( I’m sorry I don’t know )
Me: *Getting ready for bed- * Notifications: *Bust in to my room * Me: *Looks to them and blinks * I have rigging I need to get started on tomorrow, so why are you here? Notifications: *Rubs hands * I heard you like snuggles. Me: *Looks around and blinks * Um... *Looks to them * Y-Yes? *Tilts head * Description: *Burst in through the wall and happily waves around Android Shoto * Well he wants them too! Me: *Slides out of bed and speed walks to kitchen * An hour more won't hurt anyone but me! *Laughs and pours coffee *
@Denise Is A Weirdo Mostly because it's fun, but also because it puts smiles on people's faces and that's the most important part. :) But also what SS - 07WJ - Cheyne MS (1494) said. XD
Admin, a nonbinary who can't come out because my mom's a bitch: fElT tHaT My muse, being demisexual/demiromantic and having major anxiety issues: Felt that-
"I mean it's great an all but I don't see this machine getting jealous" Yato: "and it even gets hella jealous!" Me: *chuckles in Im in danger and I'll TaKe YoUr EnTiRe StOcK*
Shoto: system start. Me: system shut down! I can’t handle your cuteness! UWU I’m still out here waiting to dom shoto... it’s like killing me- I want that man to feel my wrath!
Me: *doesnt know having max volume on* Yato: Hey there you’ve been waiting for this since your writing fan fiction *post* Me: *jumps of bed and screams*
Beep-bop boi Guess who's back Back again Shoto's back Tell your friend Also whenever shoto is here I am going to do this: if you want, join the cult, we welcome anybody
My reactions, live update. Todoroki: baby~ Me: Im a grown ass man, you've been 'alive' for like 2 weeks- ...... Me: *smiling* you are jealous. Todoroki: oh I don't know what this feeling is actually- Me: I just told you, you are jealous. Todoroki: but I've never felt like this- Me: BECAUSE YOU ARE 3 WEEKS OLD!! .... T: ~Baby~ Me: woAH heY-! T: my research told me you would find that attractive, I want to make you feel small and safe :) Me: s-shut up omg stop ... T: why did you pick a female model Me: because my gay ass is technically pansexual. T: doesn't matter, you will always like me. Me: *hears Yagami with her beautiful feminine voice* hmmmm i don't knoooow ... 8: *is a tsundere* Me: *is a tsundere* Me: I suddenly feel bad for Todoroki ... 8: *kisses me* Me: uhhh- T: *angry* Me: uhhhhhhhh Both: *fighting* Me: UHHHHHHHH ... T: she is very fiery. Me: you- but- nvm ... T: you want me to be in control~ Me: .......8 please come kick his ass.
Story wise, he is technically quite a bit older. He was essentially a broken down one found in a scrapyard which will come to light later c: but safe to say he’s quite a bit older than you think c:
Hey, uhhh... Are you popular yet??? Also, not surprised you're here. If they had these ASMRtists in WateMote, we know home girl would listen to Yagami and Akira and wat nat.
Me: Stays up so I can be here Me: early Also me: cant read comments I won, but at what cost? *suffering from success* Edit: Its 4am Edit: I stayed up, for ASMR that's meant to make me sleep...
29:47 shoto: and now here you are my former master~(or something like that) Me: ... I’m not in danger, IM IM A WAR WITH NOT TRYING TO DIE FROM YOU NOW! Also sinners ticket please, don’t worry it’s just a like
"you've gotten an other android" me: *looks at Oc* you did what now ---------------------------------------------------------------- OhmygodohmygodOHMYGOD i cant handle this
Todoroki and Eight: *arguing about something that I am not going to try to use my 2 brain cells to figure out* Me: *standing in the corner with a box of Fruit Loops* 😂
POSITION OF THE OLD ROMANTIC KISSING. Your legs, pushed against the front of the frame of the bed as your back bends only a good 20, 30ish degrees. He wraps his arms around his waist and continues kissing you passionately, pushing against you POSITION OF THEE s h h h h l u r p From the old romantic kissing pose, he slightly leans you onto the bed, squats, and then s h l u r p s you like a good ol' Icee. Position of thee . . . s q u i r t . He gets back up, leans over you, legs still on the ground but his legs pushing against the bed frame as he kisses you, arms on the bed, doing t h e d e e d . Position of thee ''Applaud'' Just thee . . . s q u i r t position but he has his arms around the space seperating your chest from your stomach
I SCREAMED AT 37:30 OR WHATEVER- sHE WAS WATCHING?! (dontcrydontcrydontcrydontcrydontcry-) idk about you but I get flustered very easily and I am SO happy I’m home alone... wait-
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Todoroki: *baby~*
My ovaries: “why do I hear boss music?”
┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴I just ruined the 69
X-TRM 170 how dare thy
XD hahah this makes me laugh so hard
I skipped getting rid of the ads and heard the sweetest of moans and *baby~* literally felt my eyes roll back and the bats in my stomach flutter
I SCREECHED-
“A Jealous Android Shoto Todoroki”
Me: **Chuckles remembering the last time he was jealous** I’m in danger....
We all are
@Lily Rose I mean, you’re not wrong
@@Kaira-ic6ci I'm never wrong
Jk I always am
@Lily Rose so.... I’m safe?
@@lilyrose50 true-
Todoroki and "Eight": *arguing back and forth*
Me: *acting like a complete fool who's watching a roast complication*
Can I get a waffle?... Can I please get a waffle?!
@@silverfox_x3 zvzhhz
@@silverfox_x3 xD
Bro i thought I was the only one my brothers are now scared of me because I laughed so loud
@@silverfox_x3 no no you cannot
movies: humans vs robots is gonna have laser guns and cause a lot of death!!!!!!
yato fans: jealous android todoroki 🤤 ♥️✨
Can I have both 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Daddy Deku cAn I hAvE bOt????
@@Kaira-ic6ci smh 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
mood
this comment sounded like a movie trailer 🤣
Todoroki:kissing helps
Eight:ah I see *kisses listener*
Todoroki: wait that’s illegal-
When was that
noodles love 20:42
Hello I'm *300* (liker) and I never learned how to read---
Its more on 23:26😅
Nugget Nugget Oh my God you just made me realize how many likes this comment has 🤣
Shoto: *rambling and not realizing he sounds jelly af*
Me: *smile gradually gets bigger as he tries to explain himself*
Shoto: Why are you smiling?
Me: *surprised Pikachu face*
Now that's a mood-
-169th like lol-
Tch...I’m better *jealous bakugo noises*
{ *Katsuki Bakugo*} You know we love you Bakubae ❤️❤️
@@hisoka4267 hello kacchan!
Shoto: "Call me your master, who's your master? It's me."
Me: [chokes on water] WHAT!!!-
X-TRM 170 surprised Pikachu face
@〃Izuku Midorya〃 35:03
You're welcome.
@〃Izuku Midorya〃 Its okay....midorya.
Oh how the turntables
Shoto Todoroki wait what
Todoroki: *breathes*
Eight: That is not correct! Because according to the encyclopedia of lspspspspspspsp
He's an Android if he's breathing i'd bE SLIGHTLY CONCERNED-
@@punkv4mp oh right. Forgot he‘s an Android, lol
God DAMMIT I got that vine reference. I spent way to much time around Dunce Face.
@@RxttedWillxws it's fine. It just means you're a fellow individual of culture
"Error. Error. Self is not valid."
WELL IF THAT AINT A MOOD-
For me it is
Mood
mooood
mood
Femme Android: "What is my function?"
*In Rick's voice*: "You pass butter."
😂😂
Its so dumb but funny. I don't know why lmao😂
XD aw no
*omg*
Look I'm a pickle morty. I'm pickle RiCk
Pt 1 shoto: bottom
Pt 2 shoto: switch but mainly bottom
Pt 3 shoto: goes straight to top
Pt 4 shoto: HOW TF
911: 911, what’s your emergency?
Me:Shoto is using his illegal voice again and-
911: ᕼᗩᑎᘜᔕ ᑌᑭ
FACTS
Eight: kisses listener
Shoto: *Wait, that's illegal-*
Wait, when?---
Lmaooo
O.O?
WAIT WHEN-!? GIME LE TIME STAMP XD
If I’m correct it would be around 23:20
Yeet
Me: I figured we could use another android around the house!
Shoto: Initiating murder.exe
Me: Baby NO-
GleamEyes 💀💀
I WILL KILL THAT MAN HONEY I DONT CARE
@@dontmindme1380
Oh no-
@@dontmindme1380 ;-;
baby YES
Shoto: "pretend you're eating sandwiches"
Me: flashbacks to male!Yato x listener--
Tabi Zepeda SAME
OMG YOU PFP IS SO CUTE AHHHHH
*Making out with the air*
My mom: wtf......
Liz DUDE ARE WE THE SAME?!
Omg I am laughing so much rn
Just do it with a pillow
(That sounds wrong out of context)
@@DearObituary 🤣
... very well. I have no words to say. XD
Family: *sleep*
Video: *post*
Me: *WOKE-*
Same😔😂
BigBuzzyBeautiful SunShineNugget
LOL same
I’m not sleeping yet sooooooooooooooooooooo, 😔✊
@ΨεετΘυεεƞ Lol 😂
U army?
@ΨεετΘυεεƞ what do u think about Yoongi’s mixtape?🤩🤩🤩✌️✌️💜
Me: crying because my boyfriend broke up with me
Yagami: “BUT THATS ILLEGAL!”
Me: “w-wait what?”
Yagami: “I said... *THATS ILLEGAL!!* ” her, posting this video.
Me: “welp, hippity hoppity, better stop crying. My boy todoroki is here.”
SMH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😔
Daddy Deku
Midoryia why are you here
Bruhh facts xD
I AM HERE
He doesn't deserve you and you'll find another who will treat you better okay?❤❤❤❤
Shoto: I want to be your only android..
Me: *has an apple phone*
Pffft sameee
That’s MEEEE!!!
That's me too and hello Uraraka-san (♥´∀｀)／
Same 😂😂😂
Then you realize your entire family are apple users
Is that a FEMALE I HEAR?!
My gay panic: FEMALE! FEMALE! FEMALE! fEmALe!
*screams in pansexual*
Me, this is me
I just panic when I see people cuz I don't have social skills or a life I'm just a closet weeb
Wait I'm asexual as a girl T^T
EVERYONE STAY CALM STAY F*CKING CALM
Shoto: Telling me to relent now, isn't that a bit pointless? You relinquished your position as master~. *teasing noises*
Me: Oh _yOU SNEAKY LITTLE_
i mean not wrong .-. we did step down as master
Timestamp?
@@mezu_stjohn2767 29:53 I think 🤣
Me at 23:24: * screaming in confused language*
Also me: wondering what am I
when i see android todoroki i think of this game called Detroit become human and connor yelled " 28 STAB WOUNDS" idk why tho
Me everytime I see Android Todoroki 😂
Detroit: Become Smash
"You didn't wanna leave him a chance, huh?"
Hello im shoto the android sent by cyberlife
@@kirishimaeijiro3287 GLASSES WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
I don’t know why I want him to say
“HEY THAT’S ROBOPHOBIC!!”
As you can see here I have a very small addiction to Danganronpa
Bold move, but I like where it's going.
Have a like, my fellow Danganronpa addict.
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
That’s ok kid. I’m obsessed too...
During the school talent show me and my friends went on stage for our turn and started runnning around and I was standing in the middle of it all junko posing. Try me I have more stories and I will gladly tell them
Koyo Koyo I can tell you more if you want!
Koyo Koyo yes it was
Todoroki: Is this legal?
Me: boi hush, we already know that your voice breaks the law.
So true👍
it do
People: RoBoTs CaNt FeEL
Yagami: Are u sure about that
Me: OoP She Proved You Sci-Fi Geeks WroNG-
:3
Geeks: * confused noises in Geek * ( I’m sorry I don’t know )
Lindsey Martinez **claps** beautiful
@Ari May
Thank you * Bows * Oh your too kind UwU X3
Lindsey Martinez UwU
@ Ari may
Yes UwU
kiibo crying in the distance
Me: *talking about shoto the whole time with my bestie*
Yagami: *posts* "I'm back at it again"
Me: *scared to death* "stop watching meh*
Yagami sees all.
Yagami hears all.
😏😏😏😏
@@its_really_kaci ....👉👈😖
@@its_really_kaci I scared
🤣🤣🤣 wow
Bro same
nobody:
nobody at all:
edgy 14 year old girls: 13:06
edit:
dude , 8 is like tsundere siri
Dude 🤣
Super true XD
Me: *Goes to Comment Section*
Comments: "Should w-"
TH-cam: "HiPpItY hOpPiTy ThIs Is NoT yOuR pRoPeRtY!"
bakugou..why are you watching icy hots video?
@@skyla0ren UhM nO rEaSoN
**sips my coffee** I didn’t know you had an icy hot android...
@@arimay3829 ShHh That's a secret!
💥Σ(°д°ﾉ)ﾉ
Katsuki Bakugo **takes pictures and runs** you’ll never catch me alive boom boom man!!!
* todo and 8 fighting over us *
“Who do you love more?”
My bi ass: *IDK WTF TO DO RIGHT KNOW HELP*
Me with my pan ass: yo, same
Bro I felt this, being pan is hard when it comes to these decisions
Offbrand_Turntech
*Depressing Pansexual sounds*
Yeppp im pan TvT
Same
Todoroki: *breaths*
Me: whatever you desire my darling. *spreads legs*
That's everybody here
Including me
😂🤣🤣
Why is this everything
@@luvly6867 i speak nothing but the truth
Ooohhh ok
Did we just create a yandere Todoroki? Calling him Master now that's sexy.
Me: *Getting ready for bed- *
Notifications: *Bust in to my room *
Me: *Looks to them and blinks * I have rigging I need to get started on tomorrow, so why are you here?
Notifications: *Rubs hands * I heard you like snuggles.
Me: *Looks around and blinks * Um... *Looks to them * Y-Yes? *Tilts head *
Description: *Burst in through the wall and happily waves around Android Shoto * Well he wants them too!
Me: *Slides out of bed and speed walks to kitchen * An hour more won't hurt anyone but me! *Laughs and pours coffee *
Tsukikumoon **sips on coffee** who needs sleep when you can have Todoroki
😂😂😂
Not the wall again. Didn’t you just fix one the other day? 😭😭
@Ari May I was thinking of "Who needs sleep when you have coffee-chan?" or something along those lines. XD
@Denise Is A Weirdo Mostly because it's fun, but also because it puts smiles on people's faces and that's the most important part. :) But also what SS - 07WJ - Cheyne MS (1494) said. XD
"self is not valid"
Me a pan coming from a Christian family: FeLt ThAt.
@•wholesome_pupper• You too!
Admin, a nonbinary who can't come out because my mom's a bitch: fElT tHaT
My muse, being demisexual/demiromantic and having major anxiety issues: Felt that-
Lol
Oh shit- same though- I'm also a Demi-Girl
"I mean it's great an all but I don't see this machine getting jealous"
Yato: "and it even gets hella jealous!"
Me: *chuckles in Im in danger and I'll TaKe YoUr EnTiRe StOcK*
@@zanaraii8052 shh! You don't see me
Toga I am tellin the others-
@@sugarkami3243 nuu! You can't blame me! He's so much cuter than deku!
@@devil3700 More like sexier-
Hey twin sister
Shoto: “good morning my love”
Me: who-
Me: me?-
Me: your talk to me?
Shoto: nah I’m talking to the wall
Me: ...
Welp.... I still love you though even though you love the wall more than me
Jokes on you I’m am the wall
bakugou...why are you watching icy hots video?
XD and @Tired Person no cap I was thinking the same thing!🤣🤣
@Tired Person
Yagami, hold my beer
I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD AS SOON AS I GOT THE NOTIFICATION *out of breath *
Edit: btw sinners 32:47 is as close as I could get (I am so dead)
Thanks my friend here have a like and cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
Can someone tell me what the difference between “Sammich ver” and “Spicy Sammich Ver” is?
You are speed my mans
IM THE MAGIC 69th LIKE YES
@@leos_library3591 spicy has 8 in the sammich too and the normal sammich is just shoto I think
33:12 😭😭😭
*Hears Todoroki's deep drinking swallow*
*Ascends*
*Hears Baby*
*Comes back to life*
Wig: gone
Soul: corrupted
Parents: Disgusted
Heart: FULL
ROBO-SHO
Yes that is his name
“I’m your master”
*well how the turn tables*
Turn the tables?
KIRISHIMA, DON’T INFLUENCE THE POOR CHILD
Hello Kirishima..
Shoto Todoroki uhhhhhhhh..Heyyy, Todoroki!
@@thatskazig why exactly are you here?
Our Queen: *posts*
My period: YoU hAvE nO pOwEr HeRe!
Me: THAT'S WHAT *YOU* THINK!
Naomi what do you do when you watch they’s videos lol
EXACT SAME-
@Ausriana Johnson FINALLY!!!! I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY IT!
Huh
Fax
No one:
Not even the weird ass comment section:
Me: *”hi, I’m Connor, the android sent by Cyberlife”*
Thank god I wasn't the only one thinking that
BOIIIIIIII!!!
the hole video i was thinking on that XD!!
Same! I hear it in jacksepticeye’s voice
*Hi,I'm Kara,the android sent by cyberlife*
Last time I was this early, there was still toilet paper in the stores
Haha
Ha....that was funny
Last time I was this early, there was still Sand paper in the stores
Forgive me
So like a year ago?
Wow O-O
Shoto: system start.
Me: system shut down! I can’t handle your cuteness! UWU
I’m still out here waiting to dom shoto... it’s like killing me- I want that man to feel my wrath!
*pats back* one day...one day *slowly walks away into the nether
😂🤣🤣
*t-poses over you* may the memes be with you YEEEE *teleports back to nether*
Wtf im i a pasta
Todoroni The pasta lord
I love your username and pfp
*Eight:* _"I'm the one making them flustered, right master?"_
*Me:* _I dON't knOW yOU!_
_I mean you sound sexy af but who are you??_ 😳😳
Ahh yes lol
this reminded me of that one vine
YoUr nOt mY dAd!!
I don’t even know who you are-
Lol
Me: *doesnt know having max volume on*
Yato: Hey there you’ve been waiting for this since your writing fan fiction *post*
Me: *jumps of bed and screams*
“Geeky”
Me: gets off the video to search up what the word geeky means
🤣🤣🤣 smh
I did that same thing 😂
Michelle Jackson YOU LEFT THE VIDEO!?!?!?! D I S C R A C E
*I WANNA SEE MY SHOTO BOI*
Yato: HERE HE COMES
*I WANNA SEE MY SHOTO BOI*
HERE I COME
@@dontmindme1380 Omg Shoto lol hi
"I just need to prove to this..... Newbie over here, who the big dog is."
_PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT_ MY DRINK
Me: *its time for sleep*
Yato: *ITS TIME FOR TODO!*
Me: *never mind it’s todo time*
-never fear, I AM HERE.- never mind, it's todo time.
Todoroki: kissing helps
Eight: ok *kisses listener*
Todoroki: WTF ARE YOU DOING!!!!!
Lel he angy
Hehehehe
Bro that's so true
Me: making homework
Yato: do you wand some company?-yeets vídeo-
Me: wOw
...You make homework so late...?
👋😔👌
I don’t even do my homework :D
But I have to....
shoto: "never fear"
my dumbass: "I AM HERE!"
tee hee
*slides envelope*
30:34
free of charge
Thank you 🙌
Ty fellow sinner have a great day/night 👌
Thanks my fellow sinner
Me: Watching Video
Robot Shoto: I-
Ad: *YOURE NOT A DISH, YOURE A MAN-*
Me: *but I’m not even a man-*
So it's not just me?
Todoroki: *jealous*
Me: *Chuckles* We dead T>T
But it's cute thooo ☺☺☺☺😊😊😊
Akacia McLucas I know im dying in my pillow blushing -////-
@@trixtxi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 smh
Daddy Deku XD
Daddy Deku wAiT-
dEkU!?
Hearing Shoto and Eight argue in smart is giving me sentience.
Beep-bop boi
Guess who's back
Back again
Shoto's back
Tell your friend
Also whenever shoto is here I am going to do this: if you want, join the cult, we welcome anybody
Jokes o u, I don't have friends
Yes, m a y I j o i n d l e c u l t
@@gypsies.zetzip Same
@Shoto Todoroki Of course
@@gypsies.zetzip we always welcome new members
Ah yes, robot dude 4.0, that’s better than my entire grade school gpa.
*sobs in same*
That's better than my GPA ever
I see jealous, I see shoto, I see hearts in my eyes.
My reactions, live update.
Todoroki: baby~
Me: Im a grown ass man, you've been 'alive' for like 2 weeks-
......
Me: *smiling* you are jealous.
Todoroki: oh I don't know what this feeling is actually-
Me: I just told you, you are jealous.
Todoroki: but I've never felt like this-
Me: BECAUSE YOU ARE 3 WEEKS OLD!!
....
T: ~Baby~
Me: woAH heY-!
T: my research told me you would find that attractive, I want to make you feel small and safe :)
Me: s-shut up omg stop
...
T: why did you pick a female model
Me: because my gay ass is technically pansexual.
T: doesn't matter, you will always like me.
Me: *hears Yagami with her beautiful feminine voice* hmmmm i don't knoooow
...
8: *is a tsundere*
Me: *is a tsundere*
Me: I suddenly feel bad for Todoroki
...
8: *kisses me*
Me: uhhh-
T: *angry*
Me: uhhhhhhhh
Both: *fighting*
Me: UHHHHHHHH
...
T: she is very fiery.
Me: you- but- nvm
...
T: you want me to be in control~
Me: .......8 please come kick his ass.
Story wise, he is technically quite a bit older. He was essentially a broken down one found in a scrapyard which will come to light later c: but safe to say he’s quite a bit older than you think c:
@@YagamiYato Ah i must have forgotten that! Thanks for the amazing audio Yagami!
You made a whole role play
Listener: *Makes another android*
Todoroki: (๑•̀д•́๑)
“When I see you, I know that things will be.. happy” *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?*
When he said that I was like
My whole life is filled with saddness how are you supposed to be happy when you see me
YES, ME TOO!! XD
Hey, uhhh... Are you popular yet???
Also, not surprised you're here. If they had these ASMRtists in WateMote, we know home girl would listen to Yagami and Akira and wat nat.
Well, I uh... (〃∀〃)ゞ kinda..
WateMote has always been a relatable anime.
It is in my top 5 Animes in fact.
Me: Stays up so I can be here
Me: early
Also me: cant read comments
I won, but at what cost?
*suffering from success*
Edit: Its 4am
Edit: I stayed up, for ASMR that's meant to make me sleep...
It's 11pm for me
Me: it’s 11pm and my parents are still awake, but at least I have my earbuds
@@Kaira-ic6ci same
Lol same, I salute to you.
It's 12am for me GOOD LUCK
8: My creator cannot be a human.
Y/N's intellect: Am I a joke to you? **Offended.jpg**
Lol
Todoroki: *It's been so lonely without you*
Me: Not as lonely as us, we're so lonely, we made a fictional character as a robot for our boyfriend
Honestly though. 🥲
Honestly true.
fr fr
when you're so lonely you build a boyfriend
can't be us
Todoroki: I keep analysis of sleep
Me: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
*trying to wrap mind around the fact that Yagami does all the voices yet they all sound so different*
Why does that eye reminds me of sans from undertale on his right eye-
Denki Kaminarix *megalovania intensifies*
Denki Kaminarix the funny thing is right before this came out I was looking at undertale menes
Omg dude i was wondering why i felt it look familiar i honestly thought i was dumb
so- i see denki is a undertale fan-
Skyla Ren yes sir/ma’am-
8: *Kisses Us*
Todoroki: wait a minute, thats illegal.
Todoroki:I know you like me being in control ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me:... are you calling me out for being a bottom?
YAS
I-I'm HeRe-
Edit - I have n-never rushed so fast b-before in my life.. I'm straight s-shaking from my adrenaline..
Tamaki Amajiki hai bean! I got here early too
@@arimay3829 Yay! It's always n-nice to see a familiar face
Tamaki Amajiki **hugs** it’s always nice to see you, shy bean
Same tho also hi again (I’m the one who gave hot coco and cookies)
@@arimay3829 **hugs back and smiles** I c-can definitely say the same to y-you
29:56 starts the spice
"Eight": *kiss the listener*
My bissexuality: ERROR
Yagami: Baaabby...
Me: *Panties DESTROYED* 😔😔
29:47 shoto: and now here you are my former master~(or something like that)
Me: ... I’m not in danger, IM IM A WAR WITH NOT TRYING TO DIE FROM YOU NOW! Also sinners ticket please, don’t worry it’s just a like
Random Story:
*I was walking down stairs with all the lights turned off, and I stubbed my toe 28 times*
I'm legitamently praying for your toe rn
I think it's dead ngl
oh my god- my toe hurts after reading this-
@@skyla0ren I'M sO SoRrY
@@sunniethesimp5674 its ok- ill be fine-
"you've gotten an other android"
me: *looks at Oc* you did what now
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OhmygodohmygodOHMYGOD
i cant handle this
yato: *mentions the calm before the storm of emotions and madness in the description*
me: *chuckles* i'm in danger
"good morning, my love."
"HELLOOO~!"
Who's that Master?
ITS LISTENER!
It's Todoroki!
*_FUUUUUUU-_*
*_ah yes, the ground here is made out of ground._*
Jirou?!!???!?!!?!!
👀
Hello jirou, I see you like to sin too.
@@kinderdersterne yes you are CORRECT
Well, I have now met over half of our class, including Midoriya...
33:12
WHY AM I LATEEE?!?!?
oh yeah i was watching The Seven Deadly Sins
💀and lust was what I was feeling watching this
Android icyhot: *exist but jealous*
Me: *vibe check with sleep paralysis*
I really want to hear a compilation of every time shoto says "baby"
Same
Same tho-
@@tenyaiida69 Tenya?????
@@tenyaiida69 w-what are you doing here….?
Same here……
Therapist: Todoroki sans isnt real, he cant hurt you
Todoroki sans:
Shoto: I wasn't aware that this was a competition
Me: I wasn't aware that I'd be getting so many kisses…..not that I'm complaining
I was SONIC for a second 😂
OH NO!!! IM 0.000001 SECONDS LATE!!!
*Iida is quaking*
Todoroki and Eight: *arguing about something that I am not going to try to use my 2 brain cells to figure out*
Me: *standing in the corner with a box of Fruit Loops* 😂
That's meeee bro I be watching and eating 😭😭
@@Monoma175 It is the only way to truly enjoy a video. 😌👌
android: i will now test this feeling as you suggested *kiss*
shoto: hol up this wasen't what i me-
I though when he said simulate....
_...that he said stimulate your senses_
nobody:
literally nobody:
me thinking about how he has saliva.
but like how does he have a saliva tank or something?
do we just refile it for him?
Kinky
*32:40*
_LET'S JUMP RIGHT IN WITH PLEASURE BOT SHOTO!_
I can't help but internally scream everytime he says 'baby~'
AAaaahhAAAHHH
(„ಡωಡ„)
Edit: pssst here it is 30:20
Thank you fellow sinner
POSITION OF THE OLD ROMANTIC KISSING.
Your legs, pushed against the front of the frame of the bed as your back bends only a good 20, 30ish degrees. He wraps his arms around his waist and continues kissing you passionately, pushing against you
POSITION OF THEE s h h h h l u r p
From the old romantic kissing pose, he slightly leans you onto the bed, squats, and then s h l u r p s you like a good ol' Icee.
Position of thee . . . s q u i r t .
He gets back up, leans over you, legs still on the ground but his legs pushing against the bed frame as he kisses you, arms on the bed, doing t h e d e e d .
Position of thee ''Applaud''
Just thee . . . s q u i r t position but he has his arms around the space seperating your chest from your stomach
good girls go to heaven, bad girls go to hell
me: *a lonely girl who goes to yagami yato* :)
Todoroki: starts clapping my cheeks
Me: 8 is *RIGHT THERE*
Every night I lie in bed the brightest colors fill my head
Me: Android Shoto Todoroki!
My life: snatched
Sleep: who?
Bed: my home
Hotel: Triviago
* eight kissing me *
Shoto : wha
*Me shocked *
* Me laughing my ass out *
I SCREAMED AT 37:30 OR WHATEVER-
sHE WAS WATCHING?!
(dontcrydontcrydontcrydontcrydontcry-)
idk about you but I get flustered very easily and I am SO happy I’m home alone...
wait-
When Eight kissed us Shoto really said *now hold the fu-*