Her: I'm here to collect my inebriated boyfriend. Luke: Okay I'll go get him. Last time I saw him he was facedown in my dog's food bowl... Something tells me he might still be there now.
Her: Hey Luke, well it looks like you boys had quite a bit of fun on poker night. Luke: You have no idea, after the second hour one of us thought it would be a good idea to try to bring Vlad The Impaler back from the dead, not only that but also think this could be achieved by not only reading the bible backwards but at the same time reading it in pig latin.
I don't think I've ever laughed this much from listening to an ASMR audio. Especially when you so calmly said "Baby, get your hand of my ass." I just love your audios Morrigan you're truly amazing!
Her: We're gonna leave your car here. No it will be fine we'll come get it tomorrow after you've sobered up a little. Me: But who'll protect it from The Royal Canadian Navy ?
Girlfriend: I can't believe how drunk you are Boyfriend: I am not drunk Girlfriend: yes you are! Boyfriend: I am not fucking drunk Girlfriend: oh really can you tell the time? Boyfriend: yes... *Turns and points at the clock* I am not fucking drunk!
"Toasted more than I thought." Toasted? I'm burned baby burned🎵 Disco inferno! Burn baby burn🎵 disco inferno! burn baby burn🎵🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Burn baby burn disco inferno! 🔥 An oldie but a Goldie 🙄
Me - "baby will you hold me?" Morrigan - "yes I will hold you.." Me - " will you make my hair tinkle?" Morrigan - " you want me to make your hair tinkle!" Me - "...tingle..." Oml this part of the video absolutely killed me, as always keep up with the great videos Morrigan!! 👍
"Always stop when your buzzed" That's always been MY motto Also, if that's true, then that's an incredible display of acting on your part (bows in respect)
Now a really smart (or would that be evil?) girlfriend would've taken pictures to black mail him with, especially of him with the toothbrush hanging out of his mouth. lol
Morrigan: “How much did you drink tonight?” The viewer (whom I will name Danté for my sake): “Enough to contest a McFinnigan!” Hey, ya never know, he could have some Irish ascent, but not enough experience to tango with the creature that is Guinness....or Jack Daniels.....or tequila.......or vodka- should I be worried that I know about a lot of different types of alcohol, even though I don’t plan on drinking?
The funniest thing to do with this is to skip through it just to see where it led with no context. We're so all over the place here that it totally works.
I don't drink alcohol so it would look like me being a bit tired and then having a great night ... Or morning i guess ... Thanks for the amazing audio Morrigan ! You are our best angel sweetie ;)
Title: Drunk Boyfriend Me: "I don't drink! Immersion broken!" First line: "Hey Luke" Me: "I have a cousin named Luke! Immersion saved!" Next line: "It looks like you guys had a lot of fun on poker night" Me: "I don't play poker! Immersion broken again!"
I don’t think it was just alcohol… THOSE BASTARDS RUFEED ME WITH CATNIP!!!!! SONUVABITCH!!!! Just because I’m half lie doesn’t mean you can roofie me with catnip dammit! Especially when I was alcohol that got roofied! And tequila that! Damn you Luke!
"No I'm not ashamed of you because you lost" oh ok. so why are you ashamed of me then? :p nice follow up to the reversed one a couple of weeks ago but I do have to wonder if there is a reason we both went and got so drunk with our own friends within just a week or two
Marcus Macaulay Not ashamed at all!! And our friends are jerks? Or...better yet...we've been so wrapped up in each other...we finally gave in to their whining and spent time with them. 😂🤔☺️
W O A H even i know im not that much of a pervy drunk! also i really felt embarassed becuase i thought almost the exact same stuff as what you were saying.
D-HaVe yOU eVer sEeN a DrUnk gOd bEfoRe?!?! M-Honey you are a human. D-nO! NOt oN YoUTubE! D-*Face plants on floor* M-Honey are you ok?!?! D-FeEl MeH wRaTh PeaSaNTs!!! M-I will take that as a yes. D-*goes to computer and (somehow) gets into TH-cam* D-SeE iM tHe DiAmoNd gOd! -*passes out* M-(OMG what am I gonna do with him?)
Her: Love how much did you drink tonight ? Oh you don't remember. Luke: I'm pretty sure it was more than how much I had.
TheGreggiraldo 😂😂😂
Her: "yes, that's my car" *a white van with stock rims, blacked out windows, and no license plate*
Me: Yeah, seems legit
Where is my shirt?
You're wearing it.
…WHY ARE YOU IN (hic) MY HOUSE?!
W1SEGUY 186 Too much Guinness?
I MUST WIN THIS PEEING CONTEST OR MY WIFE WONT LOVE ME ANYMORE!!!!
TheThecheesehero YAAAASSS!! 😂😂
I can pee 3 meters ha!!!😏
Can't even compete with me🥱
I know I'm 3 years late but good lord I laughed so hard at these comments I started coughing!!!!!! Hahahaha!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@crazyanimegamer5667 lol
Her: I'm here to collect my inebriated boyfriend. Luke: Okay I'll go get him. Last time I saw him he was facedown in my dog's food bowl... Something tells me he might still be there now.
TheGreggiraldo 😂😂😂😂
Her: Hey Luke, well it looks like you boys had quite a bit of fun on poker night. Luke: You have no idea, after the second hour one of us thought it would be a good idea to try to bring Vlad The Impaler back from the dead, not only that but also think this could be achieved by not only reading the bible backwards but at the same time reading it in pig latin.
TheGreggiraldo *shaking my head* Baby, let's get you home!!
" and you can take them off me."
*Immediately sobers up literally jumps into PJ's and lays on bed*
Jax King 😂😂😂
I don't think I've ever laughed this much from listening to an ASMR audio. Especially when you so calmly said "Baby, get your hand of my ass." I just love your audios Morrigan you're truly amazing!
War Zone AB Thank you so much!! I'm glad you enjoy them!!☺️
Morrigan your amazing and hilarious especially when you said “baby, your hand is squeezing my ass”
I'll never let go
I'm sorry lads but
LET IT GOOOO LET IT GOOOO
Her: We're gonna leave your car here. No it will be fine we'll come get it tomorrow after you've sobered up a little. Me: But who'll protect it from The Royal Canadian Navy ?
TheGreggiraldo 😂😆😂😆
Well no one expects the spanish inquisition!
james Owens Our chief weapon is surprise.... blablablablabla.
TheGreggiraldo EH! You called aboot Someone taking your car? Sorry bud but you have it all wrong! Here have some frozen maple syrup on a stick.
PLEASE PART 2 !! "next morning" PLEASE !!!
erza kwon I'll put it on my request list!!
Yes Part 2. Please. Part 2. This is too funny and adorable not to follow up.
She did it
Part 2
"Hey baby
"Can you stand on your own?"
Yes, yes... and again... no...
I only had two beer..
*holds up five fingers*
FuntimeFoxy 😂😂😂
Wow... that was fast... ^^
*s t a n d ?*
She really Pioneered the Audio Era. Still one of my favourites Audios.
Morrigan: I will put on some petty PJs if you get into bed.
Me: (In bed with PJs on in 2 seconds flat)
Michael Williams 😂😂😂 Good man...
Puts my head onto Morrigan's lap and falls asleep..zzzz
Michael Williams Someone likes their hair played with...
how much did you drink tonight? "....... yes"
This audio was really great, I was grinning and chuckling the whole way through XD
Sjoerd Thank you! I'm so glad it brightened your day!!
The correct answer to that is "......No?"
Him being concerned about his man-nipples made me laugh out loud. This was too cute!
Kristi C Thank you! It was fun to write & record.
IM nOT druNk *passes out*
Crimson Valkyrie Easy there, tiger...
Girlfriend: I can't believe how drunk you are
Boyfriend: I am not drunk
Girlfriend: yes you are!
Boyfriend: I am not fucking drunk
Girlfriend: oh really can you tell the time?
Boyfriend: yes...
*Turns and points at the clock*
I am not fucking drunk!
"Toasted more than I thought."
Toasted? I'm burned baby burned🎵 Disco inferno! Burn baby burn🎵 disco inferno! burn baby burn🎵🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Burn baby burn disco inferno!
🔥
An oldie but a Goldie 🙄
Napalm Wolf 😂😂😂 Toasted is a word my friends use.
How many times did you earn the trophy? Like 5?
Butchers BBQ Pack
“Disco Inferno: Have 10 people burning at once”
(PAYDAY 2)
*does anyone have a spare set of lungs to lend a fellow*
I love the effort you put into the videos you are so talented
Madabout Audis Thank you!!
"I-I can s-(hic) stand on my own. *Proceedes to eat shit* "Honey? W-why did the floor t-(hic) trip me?"
Morrigan must be like, " Is this what I looked like, pleeeeease tell me I didn't look like this" .
D e a d P o o l 😂😂😂 Yup!!
Me - "baby will you hold me?"
Morrigan - "yes I will hold you.."
Me - " will you make my hair tinkle?"
Morrigan - " you want me to make your hair tinkle!"
Me - "...tingle..."
Oml this part of the video absolutely killed me, as always keep up with the great videos Morrigan!! 👍
TheGamerKid Haha!! So glad it made you laugh!!!
I wonder what would've happened if we were both drunk at the same time.
Sub89P13 one word: DISASTER! 😂😂😂
yay my request made it thank you can't wait for in the morning
Nick Crowley Haha! Thanks for listening!!
Her: are you'd drunk
Me (hic) nooooo
Her : tell the time
Me: *looks at clock* "(hic) I'm not (hic) drunk"
This is the funniest thing ever. Amazing!
Me: LENNY LENNY FOUND YOU BOY LEEEEEENY
Her: What The fu-
Me when drunk: help me
Also me : (starts laughing in pingus Dickus )
It's 2 in the morning and I'm listening to this trying to sleep but I can't because I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard! 😂😂
I've never gotten drunk so I wouldn't know what type of drunk I am
I've gotten tipsy though, and I was super happy cx. Like half relaxed, half happy
Thomas Fuller I hope you never have to find out. I hear hangovers are the worst. I've never been drunk myself.
"Always stop when your buzzed" That's always been MY motto
Also, if that's true, then that's an incredible display of acting on your part (bows in respect)
FULLER IS MY LAST NAME AaA
This was great.
I wish there were someone to take care of me when I get drunk....
ano nym Thank you!
I called you? I have a phone!!? Next you’re gonna tell me something crazy like I am an adult or something... 😂😂
Yessss you did it 💕 part 2 please
reema saad We shall see!!
Her: hey luke im here to pick my inebriated boyfriend up
Luke: yes last time i checked he was trying to arm restle someone for 2 oreos ill go get him
This is just wholesome
Now a really smart (or would that be evil?) girlfriend would've taken pictures to black mail him with, especially of him with the toothbrush hanging out of his mouth. lol
Marcia M Truth...
Morrigan: “How much did you drink tonight?”
The viewer (whom I will name Danté for my sake): “Enough to contest a McFinnigan!”
Hey, ya never know, he could have some Irish ascent, but not enough experience to tango with the creature that is Guinness....or Jack Daniels.....or tequila.......or vodka- should I be worried that I know about a lot of different types of alcohol, even though I don’t plan on drinking?
HMG-Steve haha!!
Morrigan Audio I’m going to assume that’s a no?
I laughed so hard when the girl tells him to brush his toothies, i couldn't breathe.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ALL I HAD WAS uhh 1, 5, 3, 7, 2 AT LEAST 2 VODKAS
The funniest thing to do with this is to skip through it just to see where it led with no context. We're so all over the place here that it totally works.
Yaaaaas i was waiting for this
So glad you are excited!!
Her: Can you stand up on your own ? Me: I think so. ( Nearly falls face-first into the bathtub. )
TheGreggiraldo I'd catch ya before that happened!!
Its hard to sleep when I am laughing XD
dacrow33 At least you when you finally do fall asleep, you've had a good laugh!!
Her: No I’m not gonna spank you if you’re bad
Me: Girl I NEVER ask!!! I don’t even know how you are!!!!
9:15 "I'm so gonna burn in hell for this."
I'm dead, ROFL!!
Hahaha!!
Ok I know I'm not technically a guy but I can still enjoy this, right?? x)
Miss Myers Absolutley!!!!
Holy crap this is just way too adorable!!!!!! 😂😂
Once again amazing your so sweet!
falloutgirl Awww...thank you!!
This is so funny and u adorable, I almost blurted out laughing at 😂😂😂😂 my jaw hurts from laughing
I always find myself here after a night out. Drunk of my ass. But nobody to take care of me like this. Goddamn
I don't drink alcohol so it would look like me being a bit tired and then having a great night ... Or morning i guess ...
Thanks for the amazing audio Morrigan ! You are our best angel sweetie ;)
Once again I'm here. Too drunk to care and itching for some Morrigan
“How much did you drink tonight?”
Me: “I hAd 1…5…8…14 AbOuT 3 CaNs oF BeEr”
that was way too funny
I will never get to sleep with it but it was really really really really amazing
Lord White Blanco At least I made you laugh!!
Yup. This is probably me when I get drunk😅. I become your needy adorable puppy😆.
LJMagbag And I take good care of you!!
Morrigan Audio I know you will because you're the best!❤️
My personal opinion what someone needs to do is making his tomorrow the girlfriend taking care of the boyfriend while he's high as hell
The drunken ninja returns watch out or I might *falls face first into the ground*
thank you i promise i wont grab anything unless its attached to me , i dont want my fingers broken lol
Aubrey Baker No fingers will be broken, but you might get your naughty little hand slapped!! 😉
what a woman, you still love me even though I lost the peeling contest, How did I get so blessed with someone as wonderful as you.😁
Anthony Hazard Just lucky I guess!! 😉
This audio would be so fitting for The Arcana, for Julian’s route.
Plot Twist: Luke is Drustin from the vampire series in disguise.
Morrigan:Love how much have you had to drink?
Me:ALL OF IT HAHAHA!!!! LUKE WHERE'S YOUR MOONSINE!!!!
Awesome video. Do you take ASMR video suggestions?
You ever hear that song Brand New Girlfriend? You're her, kid.
TheTsar1918 No, I haven't!! I'll have to go listen!!!
You lied to me - crys in hangover -
Her: your so cute
Me: bitch I'm adorable
i legit cracked up at "Baby, get your hand off my ass"
J Lee 😂😂 I'm glad it made you laugh!!
That was some good stuff.
sooooo fucking funny and especialy the "we got done 10mins ago " 😆
lucky for me i never have a hangover its a gift i've been blessed with🍺
Title: Drunk Boyfriend
Me: "I don't drink! Immersion broken!"
First line: "Hey Luke"
Me: "I have a cousin named Luke! Immersion saved!"
Next line: "It looks like you guys had a lot of fun on poker night"
Me: "I don't play poker! Immersion broken again!"
taking care of the listener...? girl i wish you good luck ^.^;
DarkSpirit4444 😂😂
I died at the peeing part
I probably fall toward that porcelain bus calling for Ralph
But my biiike! Oh wait, the keys are in my poket… can you steal a motorcycle without the keys? I do it all the time in gta…
I don’t think it was just alcohol… THOSE BASTARDS RUFEED ME WITH CATNIP!!!!! SONUVABITCH!!!! Just because I’m half lie doesn’t mean you can roofie me with catnip dammit! Especially when I was alcohol that got roofied! And tequila that! Damn you Luke!
Do the morning after so amazing!!!!
Pat E I will put it on my to-do list. 👍🏻👍🏻
This is why I don't drink.
Great job, can't wait for part two! This reminds me of a time when I went out with my band. Side note the lead singer is called Luke
Jordan Peterson oh wow!!' That's a neat coincidence.
Really is, only difference is It wasn't that bad and my parents picked me up, didn't really have a girlfriend to call.
Jordan Peterson glad you called someone tho!!
I didn't make the call, Luke did. 🙂
I was beyond the point of remembering my phone password
Kinda sounds like me when I'm drunk
James Kelly Well, I'm here to take care of you...
"No I'm not ashamed of you because you lost" oh ok. so why are you ashamed of me then? :p
nice follow up to the reversed one a couple of weeks ago but I do have to wonder if there is a reason we both went and got so drunk with our own friends within just a week or two
Marcus Macaulay Not ashamed at all!! And our friends are jerks? Or...better yet...we've been so wrapped up in each other...we finally gave in to their whining and spent time with them. 😂🤔☺️
hehe well next time i'm bringing you with me so i don't get as drunk then
Damn, new I should have tried harder on that peeing competition...
Cooldude pj No, you're fine!! I'm still proud of you!! 😂😂
HAHA ME AND THE BOIS HAD A PEEING CONTEST
can't believe I lost, shitting tears
But are they in competition?
This is hilarious and cute. XD
No lie I would shut up so fast if it meant I could get a head scratch too lol.
Solo Sombra hahaha!! Me too!!
Morrigan Audio Head srcatches ftw 😆.
drunk rm and i really apprectiate this. you sound just like my ex, thank you. new sub :)
W O A H even i know im not that much of a pervy drunk! also i really felt embarassed becuase i thought almost the exact same stuff as what you were saying.
Its the accent. shucks. cali boys really can't fight against it.
So adorable , 10/10 would get piss-drunk again ^_^!
Allen Z 😂😂😂Thank you, but be more careful next time!!
Morrigan u sneaky. Press “e” to skip scene :)! Still loved it tho
That red white and blue smirnoff berry was fucking awesome.😩 *hiccups* awesome.Cant wait for the party....in 9 years.
HYPNOGLANCE87 😂😂 Glad you're spacing the parties apart!!
Been listening to DJMAX fever music and just thought of a really good Roleplay for you.A recording studio partnership roleplay.
It's like she doesnt want to be with him shes just want to repay him
ouch ouch oww easy morrigan , so next week i am going to do my first ASMR I shall try to do you proud my teacher
Aubrey Baker Congrats on your ASMR adventure. I know you'll make me proud!! ☺️☺️
aww you are making me blush
Let me know when your channel is up and running! I want to hear!!
yes my dear i shall
"Baby, get your hand off my ass"
ross briffitt 😂😂😆😆
Well, this wouldn't apply to me since I never get drunk :(
OffKilter Leather I'd still take care of you...
I feel special :D
😶! let head scratches commence!💆♂️
Sören Madsen YAAAASSS!!! Love me some head scratches!!
lol hahaha i think we men can act so crazy when we get loaded up ,almost like little kids ,im so glad that we have you to take car of us !!!!!
Aubrey Baker Haha!! I'm glad that I can take care of you!! ☺️
What? Am I a nightmare creature from down below when I have a hangover? 😂
Ivan Braginsky No...just needy!!
D-HaVe yOU eVer sEeN a DrUnk gOd bEfoRe?!?!
M-Honey you are a human.
D-nO! NOt oN YoUTubE!
D-*Face plants on floor*
M-Honey are you ok?!?!
D-FeEl MeH wRaTh PeaSaNTs!!!
M-I will take that as a yes.
D-*goes to computer and (somehow) gets into TH-cam*
D-SeE iM tHe DiAmoNd gOd!
-*passes out*
M-(OMG what am I gonna do with him?)
Last time I got drunk I took my shirt off during vodka pong and then drove home