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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ย. 2021
- Valley Girl so strong it almost kill the Death herself
Original Stream:
【UNO COLLAB】YOU HAVE UNO. feat. Calli, Gura, Kronii and Baelz!
• 【UNO COLLAB】YOU HAVE U...
Credits :
Music : DOVA-SYNDROME - dova-s.jp/
#OuroKronii #GawrGura #HololiveEN #holoCouncil #オーロクロニー #hololive - บันเทิง
It's either Gura's an actual valley girl or she mocked valley girls her whole life that she became one
If she's from the midwest, she definitely has mocked the valley girl accent
Definitely mocked. And it's great
Given how often she's talked about farm-life I'm pretty sure it's the latter.
With her history of being an alcoholic cowboy it's expected
Or both.
I like to remind myself as frequently as possible that Calli is someone who gets her nails done regularly. Somehow it just makes everything more entertaining.
She puts on a tomboy front, but every girl appreciates a good manicure,
Half the time Calli is a big soft theme park mascot. The other half, she is the large angry overworked park employee inside the theme park mascot.
@@EpicNerdsWithCameras People touching my nails make me hella nervous, but I do like to take care of mine.
I don't know about nails, but she sure changes her hair color on an almost monthly basis.
I just see Calli having the same red nails irl as her other outfit.
Calli: Aight Gura, do the punishment
Gura: *Does it too good*
Calli: Please, stop. I regret everything
It was supposed to be her punishment, but her unchained inner valley girl was so strong, she turned it into everyone else's.
@@Eoc203 reminds of kiara's baby punishment
"Call the ambulance, but not for me"
makes you question was it gura's punishment or calli's XD
"Stop! Stop! She's already dead!"
"I will square off with you in front of the family mart" is the funniest shit I've heard calli say.
sounds like something Charlie would say now that i read it out here
*Family Mart
Can you imagine two women just fighting in front of a Japanese convenience store?
WorldStar Japan material right there.
@@RenoDojima funniest shid I'd watch smoking one
Sounds like something that Filthy Frank said
"Is it kronii or gura?"
Yeah she's not hiding it. She WANTS that role
The fact that Gura picked the punishments you know damn well she wanted it.
@@mad0813 Masochists are very good at coming up with creative punishments. And I mean anyone who goes for all-perfect in a rhythm game's EX is 100% masochist.
@@passintogracegoldenyearnin6310 how dare you! i'll have you know, me having a masochistic streak and being a perfectionistic rhythm gamer are two completely unrelated things
@@JESUSWASAJUGGALO [x]
I feel like Calli has been around beverly girls before and this was triggering some nam level flashbacks
She's revealed she once worked part-time at A*********, so there's certainly some credibility to that guess.
@@RavenAdventwings ?
@@Nowolf I can only assume that is Applebees.
@@ambiguousduck2333 i agree, but Applebee's is mostly up north east?
@@Nowolf Applebee's is everywhere, but I wouldn't say that it's the prime spot to find valley girls lol
I swear Kronii is like holding back to her valley girl, I'll die laughing if all of them do it including *father*
kronii did a valley girl in a hollow knight stream and it was *chefs kiss*
Daddy*
So she's like, totally holding back her like, valley girl? Gosh like, seriously!
@@Nolzhan link and timestamp pls?
@@umbaupause 😭😭😭
“Hey, Clock-kun…”
Thats how you know Calli’s about to spit
It would've been more serious if she said "Helicopter-kun"
@@westein1282 "Now you listen here, *spin-to-win meatcopter* "
Everyone thinks Kiara is the multilingual one but gura speaks valley girl and UWU
Lol she also speaks 'illiterate' aka Scout.
@Starku i wanna be a cowboooyyyy, ridin ti- oh wait… 🥲
@@keshi3887 bro...
With Gura submitting most of the punishments, the game was rigged from the start. Gura is so good with uwu, cowboy, valley girl, and probably many others on the list too.
Gee I wonder why 🤔
Gura is basically immune cause she's already cringe 😂
@@Suy.. _A, you think cringe is your ally... But you merely adopted the cringe; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't hear non-uwu talk until I was already a teen shark, by then it was nothing to me but DEAFENING._
_Cowboys betray you, because they belong to *me*._
From where they're playing Uno, this may seem like a +4 card of bad luck. Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
I was not prepared for "Hey, Clock-kun. Don't you f*cking dare show me the sass. I swear to god, I will square off with you in front of the Family Mart."
Even I felt uncomfortable. I can only imagine what Kronii felt.
@@indeedinteresting2156 When even your dad is angry. You know you're fucked.
I really love how theyre all just like friends hanging out instead of a senpai/kouhai collab. Exactly what i wanted to see from the en branch
Yeah, they'll joke around about it sometimes but senpai/kouhai is definitely not a thing in the West so it would be weird if they tried to force it.
@@shinigamimiroku3723as far as I know the senpai/kouhai doesn't go much further than titles and some jokes even in JP.
Gura started her valley girl accent at 0:25 and Calli realized her mistake at 0:39
Gura's valley girl is so strong that it made Calli regret it in 14 seconds.
This wasn't a punishment. Maybe only to calli. No, to gura, bae, and kronii, it was peak entertainment
Was that a penalty for Gura? Seems like Calli was the only one suffering.
Malicious compliance, the best kind
lol i absolutely love when Calli just shouts that deep “HEY”
Giving me LEGO City flashbacks
I think this is ain’t punishment for Gura, she’s enjoying it too much🤣
Calli was dying of laughter, it's so good lol
Didn't know what's Valley girls before this. Now I'm addicted to Kronii and Gura's valley girl xD
Last month Gura did a stream with Ame (who actually has a bit of a natural valley accent) where they talked about it and did the accent. You can find the clip if you search a for "Amelia Watson valley girl accent"
They even considered doing an entire valley girl collab.
@@Lichelf
is it that one with very thicc eyelashes and lips, with overly colorful fingernails ? ...
Callie was straight up dying. wheezing. hilarious
@@ManusiaKagakRusuh I think the one he's referencing was a minecraft clip
Me too... Back when ame gura in Minecraft stream i don't know what's valley girl accent is...
Now, I now why 😄
“Buy you some carton milk”
Kronii’s canadian is showing again, we all know the leaves buy their milk in bags
Only eastren canada has milk in bags. Manitoba west its all cartons or jugs. As a 'toban i have never seen a milk bag asisdes from those attached to females.
@@zomgz932 you are hilarious 😂
@@zomgz932 From the southern US, but know a couple guys in Alberta/Saskatchewan area so Imma do my best impression.... "Man, f**k Trudeau!" 😃 was I close?
@@fellowninja pretty much. That milksop cant be gone soon enough. But we are getting off topic, our canuck clock dose not have an eastren accent so id place her more west coast most likely B.C. which also has no baged milk.
CLock-kun and shork collab be like "Keep talking and nobody explodes but we can only speak valley girl"
Kronii: "Why don't you get a carton of milk?"
Me: "Why you gotta bring up a dark secret?"🥺
I didn't get it
@@alexymb4721 Calli is Dad...
Uh, a common way that people leave a relationship is by saying they're going to get some milk.
Soooooooooo...
@15star gamer @Alex YMB
i thought its about canada prefer their milk jug over carton milk
@Testing 123 That is just the "special" people in Ontario. Everywhere else has milk in plastic jugs. Go to any store in Nova Scotia, Quebec , or New Brunswick and find me milk in a bag, you won't. I spend my summer in St John working with my uncle and I have yet to see bagged milk in the Maritimes. Weirdly enough they have bagged milk in Philadelphia for some reason because my other uncle always has it in his refrigerator.
NOOO!!! Don't make Dad go away!
If Dad goes for milk, he's not coming back!
I love how Baelz is just there like a little kid being brought along for the ride, asking what everything means and marveling at everything, while Gura and Kronii are the sassy older sisters and Calli is the tormented dad
Are we not talking about the "Calliope Forest" joke? Because that got me good.
Context: 'Mori' also means 'forest' in Japanese, so Calliope Mori also means Calliope Forest.
As you can see at 3:38, in fact Calli's name for uno game was 'CalliopeFourest', so I think that Gura just read the nickname of Calli on the screen.
Calli spell it “Fourest” and four is the general number for death in Asian countries since “four” and “death” in Chinese are phonetically similar. So that’s another layer of wordplay there.
“What are you gonna do? Buy me some carton of milk?”
Because CALLI’S A DAD OMFG I laughed a little too much at this seriously kroniiiiiiiiiiiiiii 😭😭😭
I need context for this pls 😂
@@mkhasifal874 It's about the joke about fathers leaving their estranged wife and kids behind for good and uses an excuse like buying milk in a convenience store to do so.
2:35
Gura: *Sees spinner land on Valley Girl
Gura: "Didn't I lose the last round?"
2:10 Calli's dadness levels are peaking
calli felt so out of place immediately
She is the normal one… the dad
The dad....hanging out with the kids
Probably triggering some ptsd lmao
Calli tried to assert her Family Mart turf, to no avail.
@@foursoup7922 She actually said in another clipping that she felt like the awkward goth being confronted by the popular girl.
*She must have opened Pekora's box*
Calli: haha Gura, now you have to do a valley girl impression for the entire match!
Gura: ok *does a perfect impersonation*
Calli: I regret every single decision I made in my life
Kronii only moving once per second.
I LOVE IT!
She really committed to it
Sasuga Time Warden
somewhere between PNG and Vtuber.
I cant ever unsee that lmaoo this whole stream was so scuffed its great
Spin wheel choose, valley girl accent as punishment for Gura,
Calli after realizing she made a mistake: "well, well, if it isn't on my own consequences"
Laser guided karma.
"Yaaaaaaas. Prepare for, like, trouble, queen..."
"And, like, make it double, kthanks."
Oh man no I want to actually see that happen lol
Also how is there not a singe comment here
Calli getting ptsd from that accent lmao you can tell she's definitely had to grit her teeth while dealing with airhead valley girls irl
Or she used to act like that once and cringes at the memories…
Either that or trying so hard not to lose it laughing into her mic. XD
The look of amusement and instant regret on calli’s face as gura pulled the most convincing valley girl accent
Pure absolute bliss
The fact that calli has such an awesome authoritative voice is so it does things right men
My man!
This was too good lol
So Gura rose up from the depths of Atlantis only to live in the Valleys of Beverly Hills before being recruited by Yagoo.
I love punishment UNO, especially if you have seen the previous holoMyth version. Loving the Kronii and Baelz edition in this one.
I love how Calli immediately went, "Oh god what have we done?". It just slayed me
Calli just like Cowboy that sent to the future and stranded in the middle of Valley Girls community ...
I was gonna say a teacher who had enough of the popular girls in a private school English class but that works too
The way Calli's eyes were just shaking around as Gura does her valley gurl. It was too much for Calli
2:23
Daddy Calli Activated
CALLI MENTIONED FAMILY MART LMAO That's lowkey one of my favorite obscure Japan references. FIlthy Frank used to randomly mention it in gags all the time. Just throw in Family Mart as he rambles obscenely in Japanese... it was priceless.
Calli: I will turn this stream around right now!
For real though how does Calli have her eyes dart around like that?
She has 3 monitors so her eyes are darting around trying to keep track of everything
I will never forget the most cursed conversation I've ever heard between two valley girls at a winery about how Becky had spiked Trish's sangría. Gura always reminds me of that with her accent. Goddamit, woman.
PLSS GURA IS SO GOOD AND KRONII MOVING LIKE A SLIDE SHOW HAS ME DYING
“I will square off with you in front of the family mart” - shit had me rolling.
Calli: Gura, you have to talk like a valley girl now.
Gura: My time has come…
30 seconds in and when I'm wondering when I tuned into an episode of Totally Spies.
so this is where the valley girl virus start
Man, that was the exact moment I got in. I watched it all and just left. My life is done, there is nothing that can top this.
Calli has ventured through the deepest ruins of hell... but nothing prepared her for the deepest valley of them all... California.
She out does anyone I've ever heard, and I LIVE in the valley!
"Daddy's not gonna like that", Gura (2021)
lol Gura just so excited as soon as she know it's valley girl...
“I will square off with you in front of the family mart” that’s such an amazing quote lol
Gotta love how Calli went full "dad just got done drinking and is angry"
that's surprisingly comes very smooth like *very smooth*
I can't stop listening to this, it's addicting for some reason.
Calli actually scared me. Her angry dad attitude is too real
Dad got real pissed Kronee-chan was giving her sass
Calli raising her voice to scold the sassy kids. Truly our DAD
Kronii inner valley girls came out
I will always love at 1:00 when Calli has to turn away from the microphone because she's laughing so damn hard at Gura's impression.
Can't wait for kronii and cali to throw hands in front of family mart, I hope they livestream it.
I loved this stream it was nonstop fun!
I’m glad this is the one moment I caught on the stream lmao
this video..perfection!😆💕
"and they talk with a valley girl accent, funniest shit I've ever seen"
This collab is just *golden,* bro.. xD
Gura has no business sounding this hot as a valley girl
Gotta love Kronii's motion capture running in 1 fps
Clock kun...shes been holding on to that one for a while
I like how gura is concerned if they're actually fighting
imagine someone clicking on this, and randomly skipping to just after the wheel spin. with no context
Calli: "You SHUT YOUR MOUTH when you're talking to me!"
Gura’s Vally girl voice sounds so natural.
When chaos is the most normal one in the room.
Another of those epic moments born out of the genius of Dad, Gura's sheer comedic talent and Kronii's inspired play along the peak entertainment
I always love when Calli is in a clip, because she moves her eyes so much
Gura is like Mark Wahlberg. They mocked something to the point that they could perfectly replicate it.
Bae absolutely enjoying the entertainment lmao
I feel like Gura voluntarily get the punishment and have waiting for this to happen
ROFL .. I missed a big part of the stream.. sad face, yasssss
If you feel good in a penalty, the penalty is others'
Holy macaroni, Gura's valley girl power level is too STRONK
Sheeeeshhh... Is anyone here with me hearing Kronii humming to MAMAMOO's Hip at the end of the video?? im fangirling...
This is clearly the punishment for Calli .
Calli looks like she's having a nervous breakdown! X'D THIS IS AMAZING
Little did they know, it was at this moment Gura's true powers were unleashed
Of course the Physical Interpretations of Death and Time have beef. Why did I not see that coming??
This now means very differently after knowing the past time
The second Gura mentioned forest, Calli regretted everything.
The exact moment where Calli died. Luckily she joined in the fun during the Holo Meet
As a girl that currently resides in SoCal, I felt that.
That "ugh" at 1:04 is fcking perfect
Clock kun squaring up with oto san in front of family mart?
Okay fine, for sure for sure, she's a virtual girl and there's no cure.
Calli’s in card mode in the video. Hunched over and looking down. The panic aura is strong with this one
The valley girls brought the dad out of Cali. She had it up to here with this malarkey.
i still absolutely love how calli calls kroni "clock-kun"